Super Big Boob Friday

Hello bad tippers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Cover song, rock on!

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Your model for today is from Florida, and was featured nakey in a Carl’s Jr. Ad during the SuperBowl. She is just 21 years old and has been modeling since she dropped out of high school at 17. Word on the web is she is a natural F cup and measures 38-26-36, 5′ 7″ and 145lbs. Please stop denying global warming and welcome, Miss Charlotte McKinney!

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299 Comments

  1. **starts pointless argument about height and weight**

  2. Super boobs!

  3. Finally, a woman who is confident enough in her beauty to give her real weight.

    wakey wakey

  4. Why not fake weight?

  5. Shake weight.

  6. She’s really pretty all dolled up in that first picture. I don’t really care for the pictures going around from the Super BowlBig Game ™.

  7. *thud*

  8. She seems nice.

    And she eats donuts (at least in pictures).

  9. Would one of you be willing to give me an update on the goings on around here? Weddings, divorces, fights, people who aren’t speaking, etc.. I don’t want to stick my foot in a pile more than I normally do.

  10. Who’s the new horse?

  11. Who’s the new horse?

    http://imgur.com/gallery/Z1h2eXX

  12. No fears , Mare . Everything is pretty much the same.

  13. Mare! http://is.gd/Q8Kq8u

  14. Leon’s wife is pregnant.

  15. We’re assuming, for now, that he’s the father.

  16. Scott, I’ll have you know that screaming goat commercial makes me laugh every time.

    Thank you, Carin that is fantastic news.

    Who is this buff alone character? Who, evidently, likes less skank filled BBF’s…..Rosetta and MJ love those “she’s loved by a Russian Bureaucrat and therefore gets extra rations of potatoes” kind of girl.

  17. Dropped out at 17 to model.

    I bet she’s a thrilling conversationalist.

  18. I’d tell you who buffalone is, but then I’d have to kill you.

  19. Congratulations, Leon. Really exciting news. How far along is your wife?

  20. Far enough to get out of chores, but not far enough to be needing a body pillow.


  21. Seems legit.

  22. 4 months on Monday, Mare.

  23. Mare, check your aol.

  24. Carin, she’s had a Snoogle for over a month. She can’t sleep without it. Her appetite has been huge, she feels really fat, but I don’t want her to fight it, you know?

  25. Time for work.

    *commutes to dining room *

  26. I have one piece of advice for first time (or second time) preggo women. None of them take it, so I hesitate to offer.

  27. Carin, how are your children? Is the battery shop still going? Are you working at the same place? How many pull ups can you do?

  28. Go ahead, maybe I can work it in when she’s feeling guilty about me having do basically everything.

  29. 1) fine
    2) yes
    3) yes
    4) strict ? that would be one or two.

    I can do more if I can kip. I usually do jumping pullups, because I can do more/get a better workout.

  30. They have Crossfit for pregnant wimmen. You should sign her up, Leon. Gotta get Jr. started off right.

  31. Ok. You need to MOVE. Stretch. Squat. Walk. walk a lot.

    Women 1) stop moving in the first trimester for a variety of reasons – worry, fatigue, morning sickness. Or they stop in the second trimester because they’re STARTING to get bigger – but, BELIEVE me the discomfort of the second tri is NOTHING compared to what is to come. They are simply babying themselves.

    If you get to the 3rd trimester having not done anything physical, you will no longer be capable of doing anything. Getting up from the couch is a challenge. tying your shoe ? Not gonna happen. But, you are incapacitated NOT because your are pregnant, but because you didn’t do anything to keep yourself in any condition. You have brought it on yourself.

    I was still walking 5 miles, 5 days a week in the days leading up to my baby’s birth. WIth my last, I did a pregnancy step aerobics that was fantastic.

    But, I find most women want to be pampered. What they end up with is the last two months being absolutely miserable. Aside from heartburn (with my last), I pretty much loved every minute of it.

  32. You laugh, Pepe, but one of the trainers did crossfit up until the end. THe baby is four months now and she looks fantastic. She looked pretty good at 3 week pp too, when she resumed working out. She felt fine.

    That’s another – the better in shape you are during pregnancy, the quicker you bounce back, etc. Now just to “look” a certain way, but just physically be more capable for everything.

  33. I wasn’t laughing, just poking Leon. I agree, she needs to stay physically active, the better shape she’s in, the easier it will be. No couch potato. Shoveling snow should be good exercise for her. ;)

  34. Carin, she’s had breakthrough bleeding twice already, both after moderate exertions. Her doctor had her on bed rest for a few days each time. I know it would be better for her to get a lot of light activity, and walking would be ideal, but have you been outside lately? Luckily her job involves a lot of sporadic walking on the base, but that’s about all she has energy for. She comes home, feeds the horses, and zzzzzzzzzzz.

  35. Mare, are you all of a sudden commenting at this shithole dump again because you just got out of prison? I’m not judging.

  36. She was specifically forbidden from shoveling snow, iirc. I was in the room.

  37. Mare last week:

    http://tinyurl.com/q2m38be

  38. My mom was on bedrest with me. She had miscarriages before, and her sister had them too.

  39. Mare, were you aware Michael passed away?

  40. PD, I saw that XBrad kicked ass on that idiot Brian Williams who I have a particular distaste for…his creepy on set watching of his daughter have analingus on the Girls set as an example…yeesh.

    Also, he’s a smarmy, unworthy, insecure prick.

    Anyhoo, got me thinking about you tools again.

  41. Brian William’s Eyebrow should have a twitter account.

  42. Yes, Hotspur, I did stop by here to have a shared thought over losing a Hostage.

  43. “Also, he’s a smarmy, unworthy, insecure prick.”

    Brian Williams, not xbrad.

  44. Desperately trying to unwind the word analingus from my mind

    Thanks Mare!

  45. I had breakthrough (and I miscarried once) bleeding with all. I’m not suggesting she pick up crazy fitness. But walking and some stretching, squats, etc. deep squats are really helpful.

    With my first, I was able to sleep when I wanted to (but I was a bartender, so didn’t have a desk job). With my second onward it was game on. It was either keep my energy up by walking, etc, or sink.

  46. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 6, 2015 9:41 am

    She was specifically forbidden from shoveling snow, iirc. I was in the room.
    ======

    You fell for that?

  47. All the ice cream and pickles she can eat.

    Dr’s orders.

  48. Well, in other H2news:

    – Laura is still at college
    – She and Scott sold the store, and now work real jobs
    – Cathy got married around Christmastime
    – PJ changed her name from Oomlat to some Shauna bullshit – I don’t know. She never comes here anymore.
    – Wiserbud has a regular radio gig now.
    – MJ has a really cute GF – don’t know what she sees in him
    – Leon knocked his wife up (we think)
    – Some of Carin’s chickens died
    – Tushar fell flat on his face on the street in Tempe, and nobody took a photo
    – Rosetta went to prison
    – HotBride got really sick for about four months, but is doing better now
    – I haven’t changed
    – Your Mom™

  49. My mom quit smoking for her pregnancies and, after me, never started up again.

  50. The chickens died in a horrible pitcher accident.

    It was traumatic. I think we’re all still suffering.

  51. You fell for that?

    We’ve been trying to get pregnant for 3 years, and we’ve already spent a lot of money on this kid. I’m not risking anything.

    Soon as that kid can hold a shovel, though, he gets to pick up his mom’s share from this year.

  52. What mare looks like when she finally looks in the mirror at the airport after putting on makeup in the dark, in the car:

    http://tinyurl.com/mbogkeb

  53. Thanks, Hotspur. Nice round-up. In other words, nothing changes around this POS site. Good to hear your wife is okay. What was it exactly?

  54. As long as nothing is strenuous, I don’t think exercise causes miscarriage, especially after the first trimester. I ran in the first trimester, and stopped because I would get cramps – cramps can lead to miscarriage.

    I think doctors pull that bed-rest shit to cover their asses. After a heartbeat, and unless you have an issue that makes keeping a baby problematic, miscarriages /issues happen outside of what a woman does. But – lawsuits. The doc can always say, now, “I told you stay on bedrest.”

    *shrugs.

    There is nothing worse than being miserable for three months because you cannot move – and when my friends have reached this bitchy stage, I tell them I’m not interested in hearing about it, and it’s their own fault.

    Exercise helps with delivery too.

    (see? this is why I hesitated to give advice)

  55. The doctors know what it isn’t, but don’t know exactly what it is. Best they can conclude is asthma triggered by pneumonia, which she was hospitalized for in August, and it went seriously south from there.

    We have to go to this specialist hospital in Denver, some place run by the Joos, which we’re waiting for them to schedule an appointment.

    She believes in alternative medicines, so I think she might try voodoo or some shit.

  56. Mare when she wakes up:

    http://tinyurl.com/p7k5alu

  57. Well, I’ll be praying for the best outcome, Hotspur. From past H2 comments she seems to be a very excellent person.

  58. We both agree that she needs to walk more, Carin, she wants to be more mobile, and now that we’re at 4 months I’m sure she’d be walking on days off if it weren’t so cold/snowy out.

  59. She believes in alternative medicines, so I think she might try voodoo or some shit.

    Is she taking a shot of the Hungarian Pain Juice every day? Why not?

  60. Thanks, Mare. She is indeed very special. The only reason I’m tolerated at meatups, is because I try to bring her along.

    She didn’t make TITS, because she was too ill to travel, which was a bummer because she was really looking forward to it.

  61. Ummm, what is TITS?

  62. The meatup you missed last year – Tempe In The Sun. Cyn made it up.

  63. We had a fucking blast.

  64. Cyn is good with boob (word) play.

  65. You should have been around when we told her that the hotel informed us that the rooftop pool would be closed that weekend for maintenance.

    Good times!

  66. HAHAHAHAHA, Obama the dumb douche:

    Jindal to Obama: ‘Medieval Christian Threat is Under Control’

  67. I kinda hope these guys get medieval and threatening:

    http://www.newsweek.com/4000-strong-christian-militia-formed-fight-isis-northern-iraq-304371?piano_d=1

  68. Bobby’s Catholic. There’ve been a few good tomes written by Catholic authors recently about how badly the mainstream understands the Crusades.

    I also learned recently that Malthus (as in “Mathusean disaster”) wasn’t claiming that overpopulation was going to run rampant. He was actually noting that population expands naturally to the extent of resource limitations. That’s it. He had census data and everything.

  69. Mare! Been missing the mellow horsie!

  70. Anyone like a Walker/Bolton ticket? Can’t be just me.

  71. BTW, Mare, it is good that you are back. I missed you.

  72. This is what passes for thoughtful discourse on FB:

    Chris:
    1 hr ·
    America. Where lying on the news about a war will wreck your career as a newscaster, but lying to start the same war gets you a pension for life.
    Like · · Share
    27 people like this.

    Shannon: sadly true.
    56 mins · Like

    Dan: Hell. Where telling the truth about a war could ruin you too.
    47 mins · Like

    David: Although, to be fair, I think stealing the election already gave him enough points to get the pension. The lying to start a war was just extra credit.
    4 mins · Edited · Like

    Dan: style points
    4 mins · Like

    Way to obfuscate there, libs. He wasn’t lying about a war, he was lying about himself, and an incident that never happened.

    But keep blaming Bush.

  73. Bobby’s Catholic. There’ve been a few good tomes written by Catholic authors recently about how badly the mainstream understands the Crusades.

    The Crusades and the Inquisition both.

  74. When NDT lied about something to try and make Bush look dumb?

    Bush’s fault.

  75. Yeah, Boko Haram killed more people last year than the entire three centuries of the Spanish (i.e. the government) Inquisition. You have everywhere always had far more reason to fear muslims and your government than the Church.

  76. I want a burger with that shake

  77. * accidentally drinks flood water *

  78. *with a scotch chaser*

  79. Fish fucked in that ya know.

  80. Yeah, Boko Haram killed more people last year than the entire three centuries of the Spanish (i.e. the government) Inquisition. You have everywhere always had far more reason to fear muslims and your government than the Church.

    Not to mention that the Inquisition was often a much fairer trial than you could expect to recieve from secular authorities. The Chuch has a long history of giving accused greater rights and the presumption of innocence.

  81. *accidentally floats a mannequin toward Scott*

  82. The stupid burns, Hospurt. 27 likes? That esplains it. The person is surrounded by idiots.

  83. “Also, he’s a smarmy, unworthy, insecure prick.”

    Brian Williams, not xbrad.

    Dunno. Ask Cyn or the others who’ve met me.

  84. Mare,

    Sadly you missed the epic experience of ‘the Chad’.

    Chad to Roamie: Wait! You’re a no-shit rocket scientist?

    This is all I will share for now.

    I confess to being about 4 Chad’s last night when I wrote the post at xbrad’s blog.

    OK, maybe 5 Chad’s.

  85. OK off to the airport.

    Talk to you cool kids from Chicago.

  86. MARE! I missed you!

  87. Hey, I just remembered Brian Williams delivered me when I was born. Not only a journalist and humanitarian, but an obstetrician. What a guy.

  88. Just found out that Rich Krell who previously claimed to be Brian William’s pilot and now has recanted has turned out to actually be Randy Quaid.

  89. – Rosetta went to prison

    Women’s prison?

  90. He was actually noting that population expands naturally to the extent of resource limitations.

    Kinda like what Calhoun noticed in his Norway rat and mouse studies. Though the rats were smart enough to adjust to their space constraints and their population stabilized.
    The Mouse Utopia, not so much.

  91. I don’t have a real job.
    Hotspur has me confused with Brian Williams.

  92. Brian Williams remembers the horrific slaughter and inhumanity barbaric Christians visited upon peaceful Muslims while he was covering the First Crusade.

  93. In a far-reaching blueprint released Friday that outlines the administration’s worldview, the White House insisted the United States is leading the global effort to confront challenges in a deliberate manner described as “strategic patience.”

    “Don’t do stupid shit” has become “Don’t do nothing.”

  94. I miss fighting fires too.
    I had to give that up to become a Navy Seal, in Antarctica.

  95. heh. “Bucky from Bridgeport” = Ferris

  96. That was one of the funniest Ace threads of all time.

    Who was that guy?

  97. Who was that guy?

    ooooo…. ProudLiberalVet?

  98. – Wiserbud has a regular radio gig now.

    I never thought that a call-in show about cover songs had a chance of succeeding.

  99. That’s the guy.

  100. I never thought that a call-in show about cover songs had a chance of succeeding.

    Really? Really? This is how you speak to a powerful, influential member of the media?

    I talk about it and people have no choice but to become interested!

  101. I never thought that a call-in show about cover songs had a chance of succeeding.

    It’s called “narrow-casting.” But you probably wouldn’t know that, not being in the biz. Like me.

  102. Dave was on fire that night. Antarctica Now.

  103. Comment by beasn on February 6, 2015 1:57 pm

    MARE! I missed you!
    =========

    Reload and try again………..

  104. Ace’s take on Brian Williams and now TFG, remind me of the Wiener Wknd.

  105. As a powerful and influential member of the media, Mr. Wiserbud, do you remember taking RPG fire when your limousine pulled up to the Cover Song Music Awards?

  106. We had to run serpentine to get into the building.

    I suspect Andy, but I don’t have enough proof.

  107. Dunno. Ask Cyn or the others who’ve met me.

    I can’t imagine you as smarmy. Army, sure, but not smarmy.

    The rest is all plausible.

  108. The events of that day are seared… SEARED!!1!1!… into my memory..

  109. One other comment about the “medieval barbarism” charge against Crusaders. The notion of what acts are barbaric is normative to a culture and a time. Violent acts in declared, open war were hardly barbaric for any age in which the Crusades occurred.

    And if you told those same men that we moderns permit our own government to tell us what we can and cannot do to the degree that it does, they’d consider us slaves or prisoners.

  110. Just got back from a meeting. Sniper fire the entire way. Good thing I opted for the side body armor for the Mini Cooper.

  111. Was going to stop to save a puppy, but it turned out to be a pit bull. I hate pit bulls.

  112. I was going to save a puppy, but a Crusader killed it.

  113. I really miss being the door gunner on the space shuttle. That was a thrill.

    Posted by: Brian Williams at February 06, 2015 12:30 PM (IdKWq)

  114. It’s really difficult to admit this but I was the second shooter.

    I had just returned from a far away battlefield of the Crimean war as a sniper when the CIA contacted me.

    Luckily I had my trusty fully automatic sniper shotgun with a fully loaded clip magazine.

  115. Maybe this can be a show topic for Cover Song Saturdays.

  116. It’s all good. NBC has launched an investigation into NBCs news practices and Brian Wms’ reporting/editing.

  117. Tom Hill will have a million of these. They wil all be awful.

  118. Tom Hill will have a million of these. They wil all be awful.

    kill me nao

  119. did I tell you that last week, after Dave and I had been giving Tom so much shit for not getting the jokes, Dave told Tom to stand up before he told the joke, so it wouldn’t go over his head.

    And he did.

    He stood the entire time.

    I was dying.

  120. If he’d been standing before Dave said it, do you suppose he would have got it and sat down?

  121. Here’s a long distance dedication from me to NBC news and their poster boy, Brian.

  122. On assignment, Brian Williams suffered such privations that he had to share a bed with a South Seas cannibal before he was embedded with the Pequod.

  123. Woo Hoo – BattleBots is coming back to tv!

  124. I wanna see BottleBots, where robot bartenders make MJ’s DoTW and bring it to me.

  125. There should be a Battlebot channel.

  126. Oh hell yes; loved that show.

    It’s coming to ABC this summer
    http://deadline.com/2015/02/battlebots-revival-reality-series-abc-summer-1201367663/

  127. How about Most Extreme Challenge?

    http://tinyurl.com/mk2sd3u

    Loved that show!

  128. MXC!!

    We should create our own cable channel: booze, boobs, dudes,and bots

  129. Tonight on Most Extreme Challenge: Getting the 44th President to Do His Job

  130. Booblebots.

  131. Kung fu movie marathon weekend as a fundraiser to supplement our taxpayer funding.

  132. Shaft and Futurama have to be in the line up

  133. Magnum PI and The A Team too

    Plus, we get reruns of old football games, including old Bowls.

  134. Rockford Files.

  135. Movie days, featuring classics like “Sands of Iwo Jima” and “Animal House”

    Naughty nights, with Chippendale’s Dancers and SI Swimsuit Model videos.

  136. Greetings, people who are not just complex algorithms and “mare.”

  137. Burt Sugarman’s Midnight Special. And SCTV and Monty Python.

  138. Greetings, Sean.

  139. A reboot of Pink Lady & Jeff.

  140. reruns of Battle of the Network Stars

  141. http://is.gd/MfMqFa

  142. Evening Hostages

  143. whattup, Mr. Astaire?

  144. South Park
    Team America

  145. Now that I’ll take as a compliment, wiser.

  146. Shot: You need to do a better job cleaning the kitchen counter.
    Chaster: Stop using that 409 spray. The chemical smell bothers me.

  147. Bound

  148. Wild Things

  149. MST3K

  150. I like Revenge movies. Payback. Man on Fire. Get Carter.

  151. Comment by xbradtc on February 6, 2015 7:34 pm

    Shot: You need to do a better job cleaning the kitchen counter.
    Chaster: Stop using that 409 spray. The chemical smell bothers me.

    You’ve met my wife?

  152. We could give the MST3K treatment to movies I hate. On Golden Pond. The Notebook. Rocky.

  153. Scott, I watched the dog video on my phone. It got 2 Doxie head tilts and one yodel.

  154. You’ve met my wife?

    Your wife is a grumpy 82 year old widow?

  155. We could give the MST3K treatment to movies I hate. On Golden Pond. The Notebook. Rocky.

    But not Rocky II

  156. I H8 The Great Escape. Yawn. Ugh. Dan watches it at least 4 times a year. I get the “Look” when I make fun of it. He makes fun of Harry Potter and Firefly. I was tempted to throw a shoe at him over Firefly and The Conchords.

  157. Oh god, we watched Rocky II the other night!!! Blech!

  158. *has never actually seen any Rocky movie*

  159. *has never actually seen any Rocky movie*

    *shun

    Oh god, we watched Rocky II the other night!!! Blech!

    *ban

  160. I’ve never seen any of the Rocky movies, either. Don’t care if I never do.

  161. Your wife is a grumpy 82 year old widow?

    Hahaha. No, not quite.

    *supports wiser’s actions*

  162. ’ve never seen any of the Rocky movies, either. Don’t care if I never do.

    considering the fact that I shunned you about 16 months ago, it would be redundant to do it again.

  163. Dan has the complete Rocky collection. He likes Disaster movies. We have all the Airports, Towering Inferno, etc. He gets to put his crappy movies in whenever he wants to. I’m supposed to watch my crappy movies when he’s at work. Do I have a Defense?

  164. *begins playback of Rocky II on DVR

  165. No.

  166. Rocky 1 and 2 are not crappy movies.

    3 and beyond (until the last one, Rocky Balboa) were indeed crap.

    But 1 and 2 are brilliant.

  167. The sad part is, Sly Stallone is actually a pretty good actor and a pretty good writer.

    He just makes really bad decisions.

  168. And a lot of the stuff in the early Rocky flicks have become cliches over the years.

    But at the time, it was new and awesome.

  169. Mare! http://is.gd/Le935F

  170. He, much like Mel Gibson, really understand story structure and what the audience wants to see. I just like busting Dan’s chops.

  171. And yeah, I blame Stallone for most of what became of the Rocky movies.

    He truly fucked up a good thing.

    But, on the other hand, he’s got a shitload more money that I will ever have, so who am I to tell him that he was wrong?

  172. Oso, did you like the first Lethal Weapon movie?

  173. First Blood was a good movie. I never saw any of the subsequent Rambo flicks.

  174. Hi bags of dick.

  175. First Blood was a good movie. I never saw any of the subsequent Rambo flicks.

    Another great example.

    Really great movie, destroyed by the idiotic decision to make countless sequels.

    Another of which is coming up soon.

  176. Hi bags of dick.

    *scans upthread

    I don’t think leon’s around right now.

  177. MJ, what’s tomorrow’s drink?

    And do you have a Skymall Product of the week?

    Just need to know so we give you enough time.

  178. Yes. And the 2nd. H8d the rest.

  179. I liked Stallone in Cop Land

  180. My thing about sequels: When you introduce the chick that kicks ass and the kid, don’t. Enjoyed the first Mummy. Enjoyed Raiders of the Lost Ark.

  181. Me too, Jimbro.

  182. heh.

    This guy has a quick little scene in Rocky II.

    He also appeared in the recent Atlas Shrugged 2.

    Which means……

    he just may lean conservative.

    which is cool.

  183. I’ve enjoyed The Expendables franchise. Great for fans of 80s action movies.

  184. I liked Stallone in Cop Land

    awesome flick.

  185. Yes. And the 2nd. H8d the rest.

    There ya go.

    Same phenomenon.

    Watched Maverick last night. They had this stupid scene between Mel and Danny Glover that just pissed me off. Always has.

    They thought it was cute. They forgot about their audience. Which is one of the many reasons that movie kinda sucks.

  186. Wiser, he was in the original Robocop!!!!

  187. Stallone really expressed his acting genius in Deathrace 2000. Just a fantastic choice for a young star on the rise.

  188. I took my parents shopping at Walmart yesterday. I got a dose of Brad’s life. 15 minutes of shopping took an hour and a half with timeout for a couple of argumentsover whether dad needed a new belt and whether mom needed a new jar of peanut butter. It takes a special kind of patience to deal with the elderly.

  189. I could do an entire EWW Maverick.

    So many moments that make absolutely no sense after you find out that James Garner is Mel’s dad.

  190. Maverick could’ve been ok without the wink wink nudge nudge. Always loved the Maverick guys. Even that future Simon Templar.

  191. There was never a sequel for Patton. That’s because George C Scott was a boss.

    Old yeller same way.

  192. Stallone really expressed his acting genius in Deathrace 2000. Just a fantastic choice for a young star on the rise.

    He was also incredible in Bananas:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X-oNeZ07fA

  193. This guy has a quick little scene in Rocky II.

    He’s a total “That One Guy” actor.

  194. It takes a special kind of patience to deal with the elderly.

    Hey, we put up with your shit for years. Now it’s our turn.

  195. PG, I used to make my dad lift his feet before I pushed his wheelchair through stores at warp speed. Never once taking into consideration, that it was his chance to engage others. I have no regrets. BTW Dan asked me to start calling his mom on my days off just to chat. I don’t even chat with my own mom.

  196. I thought Disney made another movie after Old Yeller using the same characters, but new dog?

  197. Maverick could’ve been ok without the wink wink nudge nudge.
    agreed. It was a fun homage to the old tv show, including having many of the old-time actors on the show.

    But there were so many moments that just made me go WTF?

    And then when it’s revealed that Garner is Mel’s dad….

    So he was willing to let his son die(numerous times) just to maintain the ruse?

  198. Old Yeller II: The Yellening

  199. Thanks, Bing. Sequel was Savage Sam.

  200. They had use a new dog, they killed the last one.

  201. I always loved Jim Rockford. In spite of the Oakland Raiders.

  202. Old Yeller III: Arliss Takes Manhattan was actually pretty entertaining.

  203. They had use a new dog, they killed the last one.

    HEY!!! How’s about a SPOILER ALERT, you sunuvabitch?

  204. My dads always been exceptionally gregarious. Which is why I’m not. It’s getting worse as he slides into dementia. He walked up to about half a dozen people yesterday just to talk.

  205. so awesome watching what was considered sexy in the late 70s.

    late-20s/early 30s blonde chicks in high-waisted shorts and spandex…

  206. late-20s/early 30s blonde chicks in high-waisted shorts and spandex…

    *bunk*

  207. >>They had use a new dog, they killed the last one.<<

    Unimaginative bastards couldn't come up w a new Patton.

  208. zombie Patton

  209. PG, my FiL didn’t have dementia, but he liked to talk to retail workers and total strangers. He was like my dad in that respect. Never met a stranger. I prefer not talking to anyone.

  210. awesome.

    Rocky’s working in a meat-packing plant.

    15 minutes of fame… over.

    dealing with it like a man.

  211. >>>late-20s/early 30s blonde chicks in high-waisted shorts and spandex…

    Now it’s guys wearing that

  212. Puts Xanadu in the queue for H2 movie night at the next meat up.

  213. zombie Patton

    No dumb bastard ever won a war by letting someone eat his brain…..

  214. Now it’s guys wearing that

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    so true.

  215. heh heh heh..

    Rocky gets fired because plant has to cut back on pay.

    He offers to take less in pay.

    “can’t do it. Union rules.”

    ain’t unions awesome?

  216. Puts Xanadu in the queue for H2 movie night at the next meat up.

    Pre-op Bruce Jenner, Spandex-clad Olivia Newton John and ELO.

    What could go wrong?

  217. Rocky Balboa: The only fighter in history who got smarter as time went on.

  218. Pre-op Bruce Jenner, Spandex-clad Olivia Newton John and ELO.
    What could go wrong?

    /Gary Oldman

    EEEVERYTHIINNGG!!!!

    /Gary Oldman

  219. EEEVERYTHIINNGG!!!!

    Wait! Wait!! We’ll put them all on ..

    wait for it..

    ROLLER SKATES!!11!1!!

  220. ROLLER SKATES!!11!1!!

    You. Sick. Bastard.

  221. Hahaha My music guilty pleasure is Bryan Adams. Movies: Vince Vaughn. Watching Delivery Man for the 10th time now!

  222. and somehow…. Rocky’s right eye went from blind to perfect after this flick.

  223. Lauraw and Roamy were planning a skate night if I remember correctly.

  224. <i.Lauraw and Roamy were planning a skate night if I remember correctly.

    I was totally on board with that idea.

    100%

    And I have no idea why it got shot down.

    That would have been so much fun.

    I think maybe they were afraid I would break a hip.

  225. so awesome watching what was considered sexy in the late 70s.

    MISS TESCHMACHER!!!!!

  226. You. Sick. Bastard.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-xDkApRVUY#t=02m36s

  227. MISS TESCHMACHER!!!!!

    *thud

  228. Wiser’s skating skills in this are just rad

  229. Miss Teschmacher was very hawt.

    Skating would be a great time. Lights out neon skating with low insurance deductibles would be nice. A few meats later and we are choosing teams for H2 roller derby.

    fuch yeah.

  230. Wiser’s skating skills in this are just rad

    I was much better on roller blades.

  231. OT Gingy just had her first fart in 4 days! I’m excited and glad she’s sitting with Dan. I sent a pic of her poop to Dan and the vet today. Kill me nao. (back to Raquel Welch and Roller Derby)

  232. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-xDkApRVUY#t=02m36s

    The actual fuck was that?

  233. First Blood cracks me up. I don’t think he has a single line in the first hour of the movie.

  234. Miss Teschmacher was very hawt.

    Master of the understatement.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pnIYlKofdA

  235. First Blood queued up 2nd. Rocky III is next.

  236. The actual fuck was that?

    That was the highest grossing show on Broadway for 3 years running.

  237. Might as well add Godfather III

  238. First Blood cracks me up. I don’t think he has a single line in the first hour of the movie.

    Man’s got to know his limitations……

  239. That was the highest grossing show on Broadway for 3 years running.

    *shakes head*

    Damn, white people.

  240. Might as well add Godfather III

    No.

    Just…. No.

    That movie does not exist.

    No.

  241. Scott….NOOOOOOO!!!!!

  242. Damn, white people.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1WRYoM6vRM

  243. My God, Talia Shire is a horrible actress……

  244. So many drugs. Soooooo many drugs.

  245. and now… she’s in a coma…….

    best acting she’s ever done.

  246. Jaws III.

  247. Oh, wiser? In all honesty that white people thing is stolen.

    I saw Moe Lane use it when talking about the protestors that chained themselves to barrels in the highway.

  248. So many drugs. Soooooo many drugs.

    It’s the 80s version of HR Pufnstuf

  249. I’m just glad Tush wasn’t on skates at TITS. Woulda had to ship him back to Jersey feet first.

  250. I’m just glad Tush wasn’t on skates at TITS. Woulda had to ship him back to Jersey feet first.

    That man has nine lives….

    Not sure how many he has left…

  251. Jaws III.

    That was Jaws 3D, right?

  252. Sly and Talia created a baby monkey!

  253. Riding on a pig?

  254. Damn, you know what movie I haven’t seen in for fucking EVAR?

    http://youtu.be/gkviIYKjPyw

  255. When Jimbro gets back I got a question for him.

  256. hahaha love you freaks!

  257. Damn, you know what movie I haven’t seen in for fucking EVAR?

    Heh. Thats a ripper.

  258. What if Jimbro never gets back?

    (I’m totally not asking because I had him murdered or anything.)

  259. Then I’ll ask wiser. He’s a doctor too.

  260. >>>Damn, you know what movie I haven’t seen in for fucking EVAR?

    Best movie evar

  261. BTW, the 9:27 and 9:30 comments are quite possibly the clearest distillation of my thought process ever recorded.

  262. So, when are we renting the house for a Big Chill meet up? I need lots of notice.

  263. Comment faster. You people need to keep me off FB and Twitter.

  264. Never mind. I googled it.

  265. He’s not that kind of bone Dr anyway.

  266. Where’s ChrisP? I meant to tell him last night, I’m not dissing cataract surgery in general, I just think it should be at age 68, not 48.

  267. Heh heh

  268. I assumed lasik was a scam by the volume of advertising.

  269. FFS Dan is watching Rocky IV. So glad I’m on the computer.

  270. Lasik works different for different people. My aunt went from almost legally blind to not needing glasses. My dad’s vision was great right after the procedure, but slowly regressed. His vision is much better than before the surgery, but nowhere near what it was right afterwards.

  271. Dementia wins.

  272. Know your mare.

    http://tinyurl.com/mgbnt2f

  273. Scott knows things. Things.

  274. Things?

  275. *nods*

    About pellet stoves.

  276. And great viral animal vids.

  277. It was nice seeing Mare again.

  278. Weather guy just showed us how warm it is in the “nation’s midsection.”

    HA HA HA CoAlex lives in the junk.

  279. Then I’ll ask wiser. He’s a doctor too.

    I thought he was pre-law?

  280. Did anybody notice that anybody else was strangely evasive about what their grandparents did during World War II today?

  281. Sean, have you voted for Trout as the face of MLB yet?

  282. Roamy,
    I did the cataract thing at 64…

  283. Going into hiding. Gay Moron and Catholic Moron are mixing it up on my FB page.

  284. HA HA HA CoAlex lives in the junk.

    So that’s what that smell is! I thought it was just all the pot-smoking hippies.

  285. Shoot! I missed seeing Mare….

  286. Nobody actually sees mare, Teresa.

  287. Well, I’ve met MJ, so pretty much the same thing.

  288. But he wasn’t wearing the costume.

  289. It was a Mareage.

  290. http://tinyurl.com/qcdgf7t

  291. On a…less disturbing note, here’s my little niece. She’ll be one next month.

    http://tinyurl.com/lnvldqf

  292. cute.

  293. She’s very cute, Sean. I’m assuming there’s no blood relation? Since, well, she’s cute?

  294. She’s the pride and joy of my brother from another mother, b-rad. And she takes after her mom, since he makes me look like a male model.

  295. I saw you this morning
    I thought that you might like to know
    I received your message in full a few days ago
    I understood every derp that it said
    And now that I’ve actually heard it
    You’re going to regret

  296. G’morning, new poat lovers

    https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2015/02/07/dont-change/


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