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Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.

I was listening to “Moondance” with the full moon just waning tonight, which led to this song.

I am happy that Atlanta Braves’ pitcher John Smoltz made it into the Baseball Hall of Fame on his first ballot. I had a crush on him starting in 1991. Anyone who could pitch a decent game in the old Launching Pad had my attention. This is a funny video, but it’s better to open up in another tab and listen than to try to watch.
smoltz
So, congratulations, John! **waits for smack-talk from Osoloco**

Now for some shirtless hunks.
Jessie-Pavelka
Black and white pretend redhead for Carin.
snake
Lots of tattoos today.
stairs
I think TiFW pushed him down.
laid back
Roll me away.
bw look
That’ll do. Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.

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January 7, 2015
Categories: As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: roamingfirehydrant

217 Comments

  1. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 7, 2015 6:52 am

    Worky worky

  2. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 7, 2015 6:57 am

    I don’t think there’s a school open in Iowa today. -20 to -30 wind chills.

  3. Comment by jam2 on January 7, 2015 7:42 am

    balmy j’ames. a couple of feet of global warming on top of that and it’d be perfect

  4. Comment by Cyn on January 7, 2015 8:25 am

    BUNKOLICIOUS!

    The lawnboy’s attention to the trimming detail is exquisite.

  5. Comment by Jimbro on January 7, 2015 8:39 am

    I thought Iowa grew corn and not pansies?

  6. Comment by scott on January 7, 2015 9:17 am

    http://is.gd/OFKb5x

  7. Comment by MrScience_ on January 7, 2015 9:17 am

    What is this “cold” you keep referring to? Gonna be in the 70’s today?

  8. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 7, 2015 9:37 am

    I don’t remember getting out of school for cold. There were days when the actual temp (not wind chill) was -20 to -30. We also didn’t get out of school when it was hot.

  9. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 7, 2015 9:49 am

    Pansies can survive freezing temps. Just sayin.

  10. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 7, 2015 9:49 am

    /gardening blog

  11. Comment by Cyn on January 7, 2015 10:12 am

    Tulips can survive too.

    Erm… maybe I shoulda saved that one for BBF.

  12. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 7, 2015 10:20 am

    Heh, Mark Levin is great from yesterday.

  13. Comment by Hotspur on January 7, 2015 11:04 am

    12 comments? Seriously?

  14. Comment by Cyn on January 7, 2015 11:16 am

    Might be the nipple ring up there throwing everybody off.

  15. Comment by Hotspur on January 7, 2015 11:19 am

    Anybody know if MJ made it to Michigan yesterday?

  16. Comment by Jimbro on January 7, 2015 11:19 am

    Come for the nipple ring, stay for the tulips.

  17. Comment by daveintexas on January 7, 2015 11:49 am

    Reading “The Last Stand of Fox Company”, a weeklong battle by a company of Marines at Chosin in late Nov of 1950.

    Day one the high temp was -30F. BARs and Browning water-cooled light machine guns froze up. Grenades wouldn’t always explode.

    And frozen blood on a wound sometimes saved a Marine’s life.

    So I guess I can live with 18 tonight.

  18. Comment by Hotspur on January 7, 2015 12:02 pm

    My Uncle Don was a Marine at Chosin. Suffered severe frostbite in his feet, the shock of which, according to his doctors, triggered diabetes. He was diabetic the rest of his life, and only lived to 65 (my age now). He died in 1993.

    My dad told me the story of the fighting, and the agonizing retreat. Uncle Don didn’t want to discuss it.

  19. Comment by Hotspur on January 7, 2015 12:05 pm

    Oh, and BTW, he was the BAR man in the platoon. I don’t know what company he was in though.

  20. Comment by Hotspur on January 7, 2015 12:30 pm

    Liberal FB comment in reaction to the Paris attack: “Such good news for the resurgent European right wing that you wonder if they might have discussed it beforehand, sort of like the KKK meeting with Marcus Garvey.”

  21. Comment by MJ on January 7, 2015 12:37 pm

    What time are yiu getting to the ghetto bar?

  22. Comment by Hotspur on January 7, 2015 12:38 pm

    Well, since it’s five blocks from my house, I will leave that up to you.

  23. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 7, 2015 1:08 pm

    I’m not gonna make it, MJ, sorry. Too cold.

  24. Comment by Hotspur on January 7, 2015 1:12 pm

    Pussy.

  25. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on January 7, 2015 1:13 pm

    5 blocks! You probably make it home most nights.

    Jay. Dogsled. Think about it. Dogsled, and muk a luks. Think about being a trendsetter. Go full inuit.

  26. Comment by Jimbro on January 7, 2015 1:13 pm

    Pansy

  27. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 7, 2015 1:16 pm

    Mush!

  28. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on January 7, 2015 1:19 pm

    Jimebro, I read on a certain gardening blog that pansies can withstand freezing temps like -100 degrees farengrade so calling Jay a panzer isn’t really spot on. Jay is a Hot haus flower or an orchid or something more delicate.

  29. Comment by xbradtc on January 7, 2015 1:20 pm

    Speaking of Hall of Famers, not exactly a handsome man, but you just know Cyn likes any guy called The Big Unit.

    http://tinyurl.com/lgenhsf

  30. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 7, 2015 1:21 pm

    Jay the Panzer. I like it.

    *rumbles over the blog

  31. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 7, 2015 1:22 pm

    Big Unit kills a bird

  32. Comment by Cyn on January 7, 2015 1:27 pm

    I remember that bird explosion with Johnson – that was epic.

  33. Comment by Hotspur on January 7, 2015 1:28 pm

    That bird had it coming.

  34. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 7, 2015 1:33 pm

    That bird’s name? Your mom.

  35. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on January 7, 2015 1:33 pm

    The Big Unit was hard to beat.

    I’m serious. It’s funny BECAUSE…its a wiener joke.

  36. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on January 7, 2015 1:35 pm

    I’m going outsides. If i’m not back in 15, Jay know that i froze in flip-flops.

  37. Comment by Hotspur on January 7, 2015 1:36 pm

    Wiener Wiener, chicken diener.

  38. Comment by Cyn on January 7, 2015 1:38 pm

    The Big Unit was hard to beat.

    http://www.hiyoooo.com/

  39. Comment by pendejogrande on January 7, 2015 1:38 pm

    I’ve had to scrape Ice from my windshield and windows 3 days in a row in order to get to work. Total bullshit. Fuck Ice!!!

  40. Comment by pendejogrande on January 7, 2015 1:40 pm

    Other than Ray Charles and the unknown Beisboll player it appears that we’ve become a gay blog. And by gay I mean queer as a $3 bill.

  41. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 7, 2015 1:42 pm

    I should bring my workout clothes inside. It’s gonna suck putting on shoes that are -7 degrees.

  42. Comment by Hotspur on January 7, 2015 1:43 pm

    Queerer than Mr. Chumpo donning his gay apparel at Christmas?

  43. Comment by xbradtc on January 7, 2015 1:44 pm

    Look, PG, I don’t wanna judge, but you’re the only guy here wearing a wig.

    Cocksucker.

  44. Comment by Hotspur on January 7, 2015 1:46 pm

    How’s that gun control working out over there in Fwance?

  45. Comment by Jimbro on January 7, 2015 1:47 pm

    Who doesn’t enjoy a good wig powdering now and again?

  46. Comment by pendejogrande on January 7, 2015 1:50 pm

    I may wear a wig. But I also have undamaged nipples and I usually wear a shirt. But then again, when you put all my six packs together it sorta resembles a pony keg.

  47. Comment by pendejogrande on January 7, 2015 1:50 pm

    And who the fuck’s to say that’s not my real hair!!!!!

  48. Comment by pendejogrande on January 7, 2015 1:51 pm

    Lunch time. Cambell’s soup and Ritz crackers. mmmmmm

  49. Comment by osoloco11 on January 7, 2015 1:52 pm

    3 HoF pitchers in the same rotation, and only one WS championship. Heh. Randy Johnson is one day older than I am. Dan got a lot of mileage out of “Aging” and “Old” references to the Big Unit. Saw him pitch a few times.

  50. Comment by Hotspur on January 7, 2015 2:00 pm

    When they asked the muzzie why he shot Charlie Hebdo, his response was “He drew first.”

  51. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on January 7, 2015 2:00 pm

    You should see my Arbor Day Apparel.

  52. Comment by beasn on January 7, 2015 2:04 pm

    Hotspur,

    “Three policemen had arrived on bikes but had to leave because the men were armed, obviously … Then the attackers took off in a car.”

    http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jan/07/paris-terror-attack-huge-manhunt-under-way

  53. Comment by George Orwell on January 7, 2015 2:10 pm

    I look forward to weeks of the No True Scotsman argument bursting forth from leftist apologists for Islam.

    Liberté, fraternité, capitulation!

  54. Comment by George Orwell on January 7, 2015 2:14 pm

    WASHINGTON (CBSDC) — The White House criticized French satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo in 2012 for publishing cartoons mocking the Prophet Muhammad.
    Then White House Press Secretary Jay Carney questioned the magazine’s judgment after publishing images of Muhammad naked.
    “We are aware that a French magazine published cartoons featuring a figure resembling the Prophet Muhammad, and obviously we have questions about the judgment of publishing something like this,” Carney told reporters in September 2012.

    I wonder if Eric Holder surreptitiously sold weapons to Al Qaeda in Yemen for this French attack. I mean, it’s a great publicity stunt to push gun control.

    I am only half-joking.

  55. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on January 7, 2015 2:17 pm

    “Three policemen had arrived on bikes”

    I spent two weeks in Gay Paris in 2005. Every five blocks or so you would see a green van w at least Eight commandos sitting inside or smoking outside. I remarked to my bride that they were well set up for a terrorist attack and could at least apprehend perps before they could “Take off in a Le Carr.”

    I guess those commandos were in reality PC Police there to make sure no one crosses their eyes at an Immigrant. Or Tax collectors.

    Vive!

  56. Comment by Hotspur on January 7, 2015 2:17 pm

    Never let a serious crisis go to waste.

  57. Comment by Hotspur on January 7, 2015 2:19 pm

    I went to France in June of ’01. Glad I got it out of my system before 9/11.

  58. Comment by George Orwell on January 7, 2015 2:21 pm

    Two masked gunmen stormed the offices of the controversial publication, which has previously been attacked over its portrayal of the Prophet Mohammed.

    They were armed with Kalashnikov rifles and are also believed to have had a rocket-propelled grenade.[…]

    It is reported both the publication’s editor and lead cartoonist were among those killed, as well as two police officers.

    Some 20 people have also been injured, at least four seriously.

    A manhunt is under way for the gunmen, who escaped after a shootout in the street with police.

    Shocking footage has emerged of a wounded police officer being shot in the head as he lies on the ground, holding his hands up.

    The killers then calmly return to their getaway car, which was later found abandoned.

    Goddamn Tea Party.

  59. Comment by George Orwell on January 7, 2015 2:23 pm

    I suspect the Paris attack occurred because Obama must have drawn a red line in front of Charlie Hebdo’s doorstep.

  60. Comment by Hotspur on January 7, 2015 2:24 pm

    How exactly does a shootout work with unarmed cops?

  61. Comment by George Orwell on January 7, 2015 2:25 pm

    Furthermore, I suspect that leftists are outraged over this incident because of the getaway car. It was not a hybrid.

  62. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on January 7, 2015 2:26 pm

    Provocateur in Chief.

    All Hail!

  63. Comment by Hotspur on January 7, 2015 2:26 pm

    Goddamn Tea Party.

    See: Comment by Hotspur on January 7, 2015 12:30 pm

  64. Comment by George Orwell on January 7, 2015 2:30 pm

    http://is.gd/Ckl87t
    Pass it on.

  65. Comment by George Orwell on January 7, 2015 2:31 pm

    *surprised that Hotspur thinks I’m coherent enough to read upthread*

  66. Comment by Hotspur on January 7, 2015 2:35 pm

    That formaldehyde has gone to your head?

  67. Comment by George Orwell on January 7, 2015 2:37 pm

    *hic*

    This lampshade looks fetching on my head.

  68. Comment by xbradtc on January 7, 2015 2:49 pm

    Who the fuck puts a pdf in the comments?!

  69. Comment by Hotspur on January 7, 2015 2:52 pm

    http://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/index.ssf/2015/01/video_of_woman_yelling_at_ypsi.html

    Down the street from the ghetto bar.

  70. Comment by George Orwell on January 7, 2015 3:04 pm

    Who the fuck puts a pdf in the comments?!

    Well, at least it wasn’t a collection of steroid tuckers.

  71. Comment by George Orwell on January 7, 2015 3:21 pm

    Note that Charlie Hebdo has for the most part a leftist editorial slant. I hope the French Left enjoys the fruits of its multiculti culture.

  72. Comment by pendejogrande on January 7, 2015 3:24 pm

    I spent one day in Paris two summers ago. Took the train over from London. Gare du Nord to Notre Dame cathedral to the Eiffel Tower back to Gare du Nord. That was enough of that shithole dump for me. I remarked to my brother, who lived in Houston at the time, that there appeared to be more brothers in Paris than in Houston. He replied, “Closer to Africa”. Heh.

  73. Comment by Hotspur on January 7, 2015 3:24 pm

    Ironically, a leftist buddy of mine changed his avatard to a solid black square. When someone asked him about it h responded “Dark day for the press and satirists.”

    Funny he never used a black avatar on 9/11, or the Ft. Hood massacre, or the Boston Marathon massacre, or the eighty eight other Muslim terror attacks.

  74. Comment by beasn on January 7, 2015 3:33 pm

    Geez hotspur, too bad the employee didn’t have a taser.

  75. Comment by xbradtc on January 7, 2015 4:03 pm

    http://www.duffelblog.com/2015/01/tea-party-attack-charlie-hebdo/

  76. Comment by Jimbro on January 7, 2015 4:05 pm

    I spent 4 hours at Charles DeGaulle airport on the way to Zurich from Boston. Had an authentic French croissant and got back on the plane.

  77. Comment by Jimbro on January 7, 2015 4:12 pm

    That was a long time ago, in ’91, before we knew the gluten in croissants will kill you dead.

  78. Comment by scott on January 7, 2015 4:14 pm

    Wind chill right now is 8 degrees and I am smoking meat.

  79. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 7, 2015 4:16 pm

    Heh, I cooked brats on the grill once when it was -10. It was like cooking in a freezer.

  80. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on January 7, 2015 4:18 pm

    Braggers.

  81. Comment by scott on January 7, 2015 4:20 pm

    Cold front just went by, supposed to go to -3 tonight.

  82. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 7, 2015 4:27 pm

    I like the daytime when the sky is clear, and everything is snowy. So pretty.

    At night, not so much. Man, it gets COLD without some clouds in the sky.

  83. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 7, 2015 4:36 pm

    Have you spent time in cold weather, chumpo? Like a whole season?

    My wife works for a cable company. Someone from Australia was spending his first winter in Iowa, when a cold snap hit in December. He came in to the office, and declared “I can’t feel my face!”

    She didn’t have the heart to tell him it would only get colder from there on out.

  84. Comment by Hotspur on January 7, 2015 4:40 pm

    Holy Shit. Deluxe Checks is a fucking scam. Two boxes with shipping and handling comes to almost $90. Checks.com – $21.

  85. Comment by pendejogrande on January 7, 2015 4:41 pm

    I am smoking meat.

    I hope to hell that’s not a euphamism.

  86. Comment by pendejogrande on January 7, 2015 4:41 pm

    Good to know, spur. I gotta order checks before long.

  87. Comment by lauraw on January 7, 2015 4:43 pm

    Yep, clear nights are cold nights.

  88. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on January 7, 2015 4:44 pm

    Yes. I miss it. I also envy your wide open spaces and seasons and communities of local people who have never lived anywhere else. Sometimes I tease about the weather but in reality I don’t like living in my hometown anymore. It’s just a passing time for me as we are taking care of my wife’s frail and beleaguered grandparents. One fine day I hope to make it back to ID where I was happy living in the cold ass cold and shoveling snow.

  89. Comment by Hotspur on January 7, 2015 4:45 pm

    I was floored. I went to their online ordering page, and couldn’t believe what I was seeing. So I called my bank and they said there are online sites that are much cheaper. As long as the personal information, routing number and account number are correct it does’t matter where you buy your checks.

  90. Comment by Jimbro on January 7, 2015 4:48 pm

    “checks”

    *sniggle*

  91. Comment by Jimbro on January 7, 2015 4:53 pm

    I use checks to pay the snowplow dude and other random people. All my other bills are paid electronically now. I go through a box every couple of years.

  92. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 7, 2015 4:54 pm

    Hotspur has checks so he can whip out that checkbook at the last minute at the supermarket.

  93. Comment by lauraw on January 7, 2015 4:56 pm

    I seem to recall that until not so long ago, you could write out a check on anything, as long as it contained the pertinent information and was accepted by the merchant. Then the bank would honor it as a check payment from your account.

  94. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 7, 2015 5:06 pm

    I use checks to pay the snowplow dude

  95. Comment by Jimbro on January 7, 2015 5:06 pm

    I’ve heard similar stories about prescriptions too Laura. Now they need to be on tamper proof paper and they get pissy if they’re not electronic.

  96. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 7, 2015 5:08 pm

    I like the ones that are electronic, but they have a paper copy too. Stupid narcotics.

  97. Comment by Jimbro on January 7, 2015 5:09 pm

    Mr. Plow has scraped the dirt off my driveway off every year. The lawn at the edges for good measure. It’s a wild ride down my driveway until the snow and ice fill the holes. I add dirt to fill the holes in the spring and that lasts a few weeks until the rain hits.

  98. Comment by Cyn on January 7, 2015 5:12 pm

    I’ve been using Checks In The Mail dot Com for years. For all that I write them, I’ve maybe ordered three times.

  99. Comment by Hotspur on January 7, 2015 5:15 pm

    I go through a box every couple of years.

    Same here, but when you run out, you run out.

  100. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 7, 2015 5:17 pm

    ever get a truckful of rock, jimbro?

  101. Comment by Cyn on January 7, 2015 5:22 pm

    Yep; I’m due for a reorder myself.

  102. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 7, 2015 5:23 pm

    Me too! Checks for everyone!

    *gets blank sheets of paper for laura

  103. Comment by scott on January 7, 2015 5:24 pm

    Dinner was Omaha Steaks.

    yum

  104. Comment by Jimbro on January 7, 2015 5:27 pm

    I put crushed rock at the entry to my garage to ease the transition from the dirt to the garage floor. If I put down crushed rock dowwn it would just be a more expensive item for him to ruin. My neighbor has a shorter driveway covered with rock and he or his wife snow blow it. Fook that, I’d be out there for 2 hours in the morning before work to clear mine.

  105. Comment by Jimbro on January 7, 2015 5:30 pm

    I’m putting in a call to the Gravel Doctor in the late winter and getting an estimate for compacted gravel which may last longer.

  106. Comment by Jimbro on January 7, 2015 5:31 pm

    Heading home for some burgers

  107. Comment by Colorado Alex on January 7, 2015 5:49 pm

    Jay. Dogsled. Think about it. Dogsled, and muk a luks. Think about being a trendsetter. Go full inuit.

    Never go full Inuit.

    Sean Penn? I Am Sauri? Went full Inuit and wasn’t even nominated.

  108. Comment by Tushar on January 7, 2015 6:54 pm

    My handyman is a goofball. I hinted to him a few times that I could pay him in cash. But he wants checks because it is easier to track.

    Yeah, bro. It is easier to track. And you are a goof.

  109. Comment by lauraw on January 7, 2015 7:19 pm

    Just had a brief fight with my dog. Lie I do every night. Because, he’s an asshole. Some of you who have met him may remember.

    Anyway, he’s pushing 16 years old, and he’s still a motherfucking feisty dipwad that barks at me and bites me. Hate him. So sick of him.

    The only reason he’s still alive is that time he probably saved my honor and my life from some huge scary dude, fourteen years ago.

    Other than that, he has been Hell on wheels for the last fourteen years. He made sure to get his good deed out of the way early, and then sit on his laurels and coast. Asshole.

  110. Comment by lauraw on January 7, 2015 7:20 pm

    I am punching him right now. Very slowly, because he is old. But he knows. He knows.

  111. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 7, 2015 7:23 pm

    I go through a book of checks (stupid thing is 24, not 25) a month. Church, school, water, landline phone, utilities, etc. Mortgage company charges $25 each time to pay electronically. Screw that.

  112. Comment by Jimbro on January 7, 2015 7:25 pm

    Any handyman who doesn’t prefer cash just doesn’t get it. I’ve asked for a cash price on a few big ticket items over the past 10 years or so and have received a modest discount. Not OMG huge but still better than the asking price.

  113. Comment by osoloco11 on January 7, 2015 7:32 pm

    Punch that puppeh slowly once for me.

  114. Comment by osoloco11 on January 7, 2015 7:33 pm

    We write checks for Church and HOA payments.

  115. Comment by lauraw on January 7, 2015 7:33 pm

    I have destroyed him many times with punches, which he loves, and kisses, which he hates. Macho jerkwad.

  116. Comment by scott on January 7, 2015 7:46 pm

    The vortex has arrived. It was 20 two hours ago, it’s 10 now.

  117. Comment by scott on January 7, 2015 7:48 pm

    I made a block heater our of a styrofoam cooler and a 150 watt bulb.

    It works a lot better than you would think.

  118. Comment by Jimbro on January 7, 2015 8:02 pm

    We’ve got an 8 degree reading now and it’s forecast to be minus 16 degrees at 7AM tomorrow.

    *dons styrofoam cooler hat*

  119. Comment by osoloco11 on January 7, 2015 8:04 pm

    Our high is supposed to be 49 tomorrow and 39 on Friday. Brrrr. Back into the high 50s on Saturday.

  120. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on January 7, 2015 8:04 pm

    Law Raw. What type of dog do you have? The 10 dogs a shedding on the 12 Bullwhips of Xmas was for you and Scott. I used a Sheepdog because I didn’t know what kind of bowser you kept.

  121. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 7, 2015 8:06 pm

    16 here and getting colder. Down comforters tonight.

  122. Comment by jam2 on January 7, 2015 8:18 pm

    the big 0°F here

    grilling the pork chops is going sloooowwwww!

    *pos grill*

  123. Comment by scott on January 7, 2015 8:18 pm

    He’s an Australian Cattle Dog.

  124. Comment by scott on January 7, 2015 8:19 pm

    In Alabama? Crap, people are going to die.

  125. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 7, 2015 8:22 pm

    Scott, yes in Alabama. I’ve heard predictions as low as 7.

    “Al Gore is unable to comment on today’s record low temperatures because his tongue is stuck to a flagpole in Tennessee.” @CronkiteSays

  126. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 7, 2015 8:30 pm

    Styrofoam and a light bulb?

  127. Comment by scott on January 7, 2015 8:34 pm

    Yep. Somebody probably saw them warm up for Hall and Oats in 1982.

  128. Comment by lauraw on January 7, 2015 8:46 pm

    Cattle Dog, Chumpo. Natcherl born a-holes. Blue heeler. With an unfortunate sense of humor that borders on macabre. I believe he might be part Honey Badger. Or hyena.

    Hide yo kids, hide yo wife. Hide yo husbands, ’cause they herdin’ errybody up heah.

  129. Comment by Sean M. on January 7, 2015 8:52 pm

    Did anybody issue a completely feckless response to anybody else’s barbarity today?

  130. Comment by osoloco11 on January 7, 2015 8:56 pm

    Yep. I also linked cute puppeh videos and shared stuff on FB

  131. Comment by xbradtc on January 7, 2015 9:06 pm

    Sorry, I was busy making cornbread.

  132. Comment by jam2 on January 7, 2015 9:10 pm

    “Did anybody issue a completely feckless response to anybody else’s barbarity today?”

    i i sent a super secret coded memo to josh earnest:
    on’tday alktay aboutway islamicway erroriststay

  133. Comment by scott on January 7, 2015 9:23 pm

    Cornbread……..sure, that’s what you were making.

  134. Comment by jam2 on January 7, 2015 9:29 pm

    intellicast are a bunch of lying mfer’s…. not supposed to go below 2…. it’s now -1

    i may have to pull in the nipple rings

  135. Comment by xbradtc on January 7, 2015 9:30 pm

    Scott, do I need to Instagram a pic of the corn muffins? Don’t make me break out the camera phone!

  136. Comment by osoloco11 on January 7, 2015 9:34 pm

    Cornbread or corn muffins? Which is it? *Shines light in XBs eyes.

  137. Comment by scott on January 7, 2015 9:34 pm

    Corn muffins aren’t allowed in the clubhouse.

  138. Comment by xbradtc on January 7, 2015 9:35 pm

    Jiffy made in muffin tins, Oso.

    And of course they aren’t allowed in the clubhouse. That’s why I had to make them here.

  139. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on January 7, 2015 9:56 pm

    Ah like Jiffy carn bread muffins if’n they’re made w enuf honay.

    (duly noted W’s. AUS breeds a fine dag fer kickin’)

  140. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on January 7, 2015 9:59 pm

    I’m sorrrrry, I couldn’t resist.

    http://tinyurl.com/bwg3kns

  141. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 7, 2015 10:02 pm

    Jiffy and syrup, yum.

  142. Comment by Colorado Alex on January 7, 2015 10:03 pm

    So I called the insurance company today to find out the status on my car. It’s still at the tow lot where it’s been for the past two weeks. They were supposed to have someone pick it up today, but he called in sick. They might get someone out tomorrow to pick it up.

    Meanwhile, I turned in the rental car on Monday when I flew out of Colorado Springs, so I asked the company to arrange for another one when I fly back on Friday. They told me that the contract was still open so I should just contact the rental agency. The rental agency at the airport told me that they couldn’t and i’d have to have the insurance company make a new arrangement. The insurance company says sure, they’ll do that.

    They made the rental arrangement with the wrong rental office. The one they made it with is on the opposite side of town from the airport. Which means that I get to try and sort this mess out tomorrow.

  143. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 7, 2015 10:05 pm

    Ugh, that sucks, Alex. Sometimes I’ve had good experiences with car insurance, others not. Progressive was the best, Allied the worst, Allstate was meh, Farmers was pretty good. I get run into a lot.

  144. Comment by Cyn on January 7, 2015 10:06 pm

    *scratches a note to self to never ride with Jay at a meat-up*

  145. Comment by Colorado Alex on January 7, 2015 10:08 pm

    Comment by Cyn on January 7, 2015 10:06 pm

    *scratches a note to self to never ride with Jay at a meat-up*

  146. Comment by Cyn on January 7, 2015 10:10 pm

    *scratches note to self to beat GlobeAlex with wooden spoon in one hand and spatula in the other*

  147. Comment by Colorado Alex on January 7, 2015 10:11 pm

    Oh goody. I’ll get my gimp mask.

  148. Comment by Cyn on January 7, 2015 10:13 pm

    *and sends sooper seekrit insurance memo thru the sooper seekrit insurance memo email service to his auto carrier to hose him on the rental car and his repairs*

  149. Comment by Colorado Alex on January 7, 2015 10:15 pm

    You play dirty, ma’am.

  150. Comment by Cyn on January 7, 2015 10:16 pm

    Spatchcocked!

  151. Comment by osoloco11 on January 7, 2015 10:16 pm

    Mr Chumpo, Antoine is hilarious. He opines about H8CHKN and stuff on his FB page.

  152. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 7, 2015 10:18 pm

    Hey, not one of them has been my fault!

  153. Comment by Cyn on January 7, 2015 10:20 pm

    I sincerely hope that all you peeps are snug and warm tonight. It really does look like it’s gonna be colder than snot across the country.

  154. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 7, 2015 10:22 pm

    Antoine lives in Huntspatch. I saw him at Lowe Mill one Saturday.

  155. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 7, 2015 10:32 pm

    It’s been cold all week. Same thing tomorrow. I don’t think it got above zero today.

  156. Comment by osoloco11 on January 7, 2015 10:36 pm

    Roamy, I was surprised by how “Conservative” he is. Did you wave?

  157. Comment by xbradtc on January 7, 2015 10:37 pm

    It’s so cold, I might have to put on socks.

    But not Sox.

  158. Comment by Cyn on January 7, 2015 10:41 pm

    Sox would be warmer.

  159. Comment by xbradtc on January 7, 2015 10:46 pm

    Sox would also claw the shit out of me. I’d get cold from blood loss.

  160. Comment by Colorado Alex on January 7, 2015 10:47 pm

    You know what’s warm on a cold night…

  161. Comment by osoloco11 on January 7, 2015 10:50 pm

    M80 at a local NAACP building?

  162. Comment by pendejogrande on January 7, 2015 10:54 pm

    Chernobyl?

  163. Comment by pendejogrande on January 7, 2015 10:55 pm

    Mare?

  164. Comment by xbradtc on January 7, 2015 11:00 pm

    Some dickbutt set of a small device near the Denver offices of NAACP. So of course, we should have a national conversation about race. By which they mean shut up.

  165. Comment by Hotspur on January 7, 2015 11:04 pm

    MJ was his usual enjoyable company, but whatever you do, don’t let on like I told you.

  166. Comment by MJ on January 7, 2015 11:06 pm

    Hotspur tried to finger me.

    I had the fish sticks.

  167. Comment by Cyn on January 7, 2015 11:06 pm

    Your mom?

  168. Comment by Colorado Alex on January 7, 2015 11:08 pm

    Close. MJ’s mom.

  169. Comment by Cyn on January 7, 2015 11:10 pm

    Mmmmm fish sticks

  170. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 7, 2015 11:12 pm

    Of course he tried, it’s Hotspur!

  171. Comment by MJ on January 7, 2015 11:12 pm

    Hahahahaha. Perfect timing. I didn’t see HSs comment.

    Seriously, you’re one of my favorite people and I love the ghetto bar.

  172. Comment by Cyn on January 7, 2015 11:19 pm

    So did you fingering fishermen take any pix for the Meat Locker?

  173. Comment by osoloco11 on January 7, 2015 11:22 pm

    CoSprings XB. Not Denver. Good thing GlobeAlex is in Globe.

  174. Comment by Hotspur on January 7, 2015 11:23 pm

    Will post a pic tomorrow.

  175. Comment by Cyn on January 7, 2015 11:26 pm

    Yay – I will allow you to remain on the blog. 😉

  176. Comment by Cyn on January 7, 2015 11:26 pm

    Nighty cool dreams, cool kids.

  177. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on January 7, 2015 11:27 pm

    Holy crap, it’s so cold out tonight that the Great Pyrenees wants to sleep inside….

  178. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 7, 2015 11:43 pm

    Cold. I don’t think that word means what you think it means.

    Gnite!

  179. Comment by xbradtc on January 7, 2015 11:52 pm

    You have to stay for the explosion. Actually, stay for the stinky deal whale parts landing all over the place.

    http://tinyurl.com/pedl7gx

    Fishsticks.

  180. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on January 7, 2015 11:52 pm

    cold would be the temperature of Jay’s heart if ‘e ‘ad a heart.

  181. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on January 8, 2015 12:00 am

    one half ton of dynamite.

    thats a lot. not enough.

    They clearly needed at least .5 lbs per 1 lbs of whale.

    Right?

  182. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on January 8, 2015 12:03 am

    …250,000 lbs of tnt to 1 lb of dead fucking whale ass. That would bloow that bitch across the sea!

  183. Comment by osoloco11 on January 8, 2015 12:07 am

    I just lost Gay Music challenge to a couple of gay friends. They both had music way more gay than my Liberace, Queen, etc links.

  184. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on January 8, 2015 12:39 am

    I have…

  185. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on January 8, 2015 1:07 am

    …no…

  186. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on January 8, 2015 1:26 am

    …response to that.

  187. Comment by xbradtc on January 8, 2015 2:11 am

    I…

  188. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on January 8, 2015 2:32 am

    say it.

  189. Comment by xbradtc on January 8, 2015 2:59 am

    …don’t…

  190. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on January 8, 2015 3:07 am

    s a y i t

  191. Comment by xbradtc on January 8, 2015 3:12 am

    …either.

  192. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on January 8, 2015 3:17 am

    Ha.

    Awesome.

  193. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on January 8, 2015 3:23 am

    The words are in an order, I read them.

    The crux gets past me ‘ere I’m finished.

  194. Comment by Sean M. on January 8, 2015 3:30 am

    You know your green from your red
    You know the derp from the dead
    So much better than the rest
    You think you’ve been blessed
    But I know you

  195. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 8, 2015 6:38 am

    Time to wake up, and face the day!

  196. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 8, 2015 6:55 am

    Worky worky.

  197. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on January 8, 2015 6:57 am

    Werdderp said that was a duplicate comment. I suppose it is, but I have nothing else to say other than y’all have a good day.

  198. Comment by Jimbro on January 8, 2015 7:00 am

    Minus 13

  199. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 8, 2015 7:49 am

    Hope you don’t get a bunch of snow to go with it, jimbro. Only -4 here today, but schools are delayed again.

  200. Comment by Jimbro on January 8, 2015 8:10 am

    We’re predicted to get a couple of inches Friday. I’m busy most of the day with cases then off the weekend. Today and tomorrow are going to be the coldest before a small warm up.

  201. Comment by Jimbro on January 8, 2015 8:14 am

    I’ve kept the heat lower upstairs this year and everyone is piling on more blankets. Same with the downstairs and the woodstove is getting used so much more. Usually we get burnt out lugging wood back and forth but when it makes a difference between being comfortable in a t-shirt or chilly with a hoodie on, lugging wood becomes easier.

  202. Comment by Car in on January 8, 2015 8:17 am

    Wakey wakey. It’s effen cold up here. I have rock on my driveway, Jimbro, and we still get holes

  203. Comment by Jimbro on January 8, 2015 8:29 am

    Did you get a chance to read that book your not so secret Santa sent you? It’s a bit simplistic but it’s written from a kid’s perspective. The author still gives talks to school kids throughout Maine. He went to our little guy’s school a few years ago. His nephew is my financial advisor who I realize I haven’t met with in a few years now that I mention that…

  204. Comment by Car in on January 8, 2015 8:38 am

    I have not Jimbro. I haven’t really read anything in the last few weeks. I’ll give it a looksie.

  205. Comment by Jimbro on January 8, 2015 8:44 am

    It’s a quick read but, trust me, I know how that goes. If I never bought another book again I’d have enough to go for a long long time. And then I could tackle the books I’ve already read and decided to keep to read again.

    *doesn’t mention unread kindle books*

  206. Comment by Car in on January 8, 2015 9:12 am

    Let’s just not talk about that.

    I’ve made a resolution to read more this year. I did that two years ago … kept a list, etc, and it really did encourage me to read more. And I was happier.

  207. Comment by Jimbro on January 8, 2015 9:13 am

    Measles outbreak tied to CA Disney park in December. Probably a mouse vector.

  208. Comment by scott on January 8, 2015 9:30 am

    Mickey?

  209. Comment by Jimbro on January 8, 2015 9:32 am

    If Mickey was an unvaccinated foreigner, then, yeah.

  210. Comment by Car in on January 8, 2015 9:57 am

    Cathy just told me on facedouche that Michael passed away last night.

  211. Comment by Jay in Ames on January 8, 2015 9:58 am

    So sad. Godspeed, Michael. I’m glad your suffering is over, but you will be missed.

  212. Comment by Cyn on January 8, 2015 10:05 am

    Rest in Peace Batman.

    :’-(

  213. Comment by Cyn on January 8, 2015 10:13 am

    I’m working on a poat.

  214. Comment by lauraw on January 8, 2015 10:21 am

    Peace to our friend and his family.

  215. Comment by Hotspur on January 8, 2015 10:27 am

    Prayers for Michael. He was a good man, and a good friend.

  216. Comment by Cyn on January 8, 2015 10:29 am

    New Poat

    https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2015/01/08/in-memoriam-2/

  217. Comment by Cyn on January 8, 2015 10:52 am

    FOLKS…

    I’ve been asked to table the condolences post

    New Poat Here:
    https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2015/01/08/it-is-after-all-thorsday/


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