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Hello holiday shoppers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today was born in Hiroshima, Japan on June 12th, 1982. She 5′ 2″ tall and measures 35-22-31 with metric G cups which I’m guessing means pretty fuckin’ big in ‘merican. Please stop recognizing brutal Caribbean island dictatorships long enough to welcome Miss Anri Sugihara!

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303 Comments

  1. Mornin.

    http://is.gd/M1BBwo

  2. South Caronina?

  3. Hey, it’s that famous AOS poster, Tushar! Can I have your autograph?

  4. wakey wakey

    My holiday shopping is DONE. Just need a few gift cards.

  5. *dick-tater*

  6. Coffee. Chop chop.

  7. Here ya go, Hoseclampers. Merry Christmas.
    http://tinyurl.com/pa9wv8j

  8. What did you get me?

  9. germanium.

    The pictorial weather forecast says today will be clear and sunny, while the written bit underneath it says cloudy. Guess they’ve given up and are predicting everything, just to hedge their bets.

  10. Chumpo, you’re the breast.

  11. What did you get me?

    Oh?!! Yes, right here!

    *hands Scott a candle

    (I’m SO glad I started buying just extra presents to have handy for those I forgot)

    Not that I forgot YOU scott. I just knew you’d want a “birthday cake” scented candle. It’s Michigan/handmade I’ll have you know.

  12. We got a new farmers market not too far from me. They’re open three days a week and they sell michigan made stuff. I stopped by while shopping the other day because I’d heard they had a Lebanese guy who served food. Had WONDERFUL sammich. But they had a meat counter, smoked meet counter, cheese joint … health food place. Candle sellers, and maple syrup sellers. It was pretty cool.

    That’s where I got scott’s candle. And it does smell wonderful.

  13. Chumpface Zzzzzzzzzzz

    sleepy.

  14. I’ve got one single tear falling down my cheek from this headline from the WSJ:

    Oil’s Drop Hits Big Investors Hard

    You mean, all those folks who have been doing well in this “recovery” while the rest of us have been doing shitty?

    *cries harder

  15. I just don’t know if I can go on:

    “The recent slide in oil prices has caused sharp losses among some of Wall Street’s biggest names, the latest in a series of bad bets made by star investors during 2014.

    Carl Icahn , the billionaire activist investor, has seen his firm’s holdings of Canadian oil-and-gas company Talisman Energy Inc. tumble $230 million since late August, based on an analysis of his holdings, a rare stumble for the prominent investor. Icahn Associates Corp. was the largest holder of Talisman, with more than 7% of the company’s shares.”

    Someone should DO something.

    Also, my cousin’s husband, who snarkily told me a few years ago that I was crazy, the economy is booming back because of Obama – HE IS DOING FINE. Look at how great his investments are doing.

    I hope he feels sick this morning.

  16. Carin, a few weeks ago one of my professors was complaining in class that she had an investment that contained a pharmaceutical stock- and it’s terrible that pharmaceuticals are ‘for profit’ corporations- and unfortunately, she had made a tidy sum from these stocks over the years. Awful. I felt so badly for her. It’s terrible.

    We have to do something about these ‘for profit’ companies that make profits from producing drugs that we need and make money doing it. Did I mention that they work in order to make profits? Horrid business, profits. Anyway,

    She said that one of these ‘for profit’ companies actually had developed an antibiotic that they haven’t put on the market because it wasn’t going to be profitable. What if there is an epidemic and we need this particular antibiotic and it’s not been produced??

    Me: But then it will be profitable

    She: (brief pause) But then it takes years for it to get approved!

    Me: … (kicking myself for opening my mouth in the first place) Ah. Ok.

    So then I went home and cried myself to sleep over the money she unwillingly made and kept from these terrible corporations.

  17. How are investors losing when all the major indeces are up up up?

    Also, I bet against stocks too soon. There should have been at least one major correction since last summer. DJIA isn’t being allowed to fall.

  18. I’m all for profits, people making money off of investments. What I’m against is when they make money due to government bs. Manipulation. Drug industry is a perfect example. My husbands drugs have risen fro &78 a few years ago to close to $200. We pay cash. That’s per month. I have a creeping suspicion we don’t have free market forces at work here.

  19. One more day in Fairfax. Can’t wait to leave.

  20. Good job Chumpo.

  21. She’s a good looking Nip.

    SWIDT?

  22. South Caronina?

    Carorina.

  23. OPEC is lowering oil prices, to get their monopoly back. Putting Bakken out of business, because fracing costs more per barrel.

    Plausible?

  24. Also, isn’t Eagleford fracking too?

  25. I’ve read a couple of articles about that topic Jay. A lot of the little companies will fold or be bought out. The genie is out of the bottle for US oil and gas production and won’t be returned to the bottle likely anytime soon.

  26. OPEC can just go frack itself.

  27. And John Koskinen can help himself to a hearty bowl of dicks.

  28. And your mom gives awesome massages.

  29. But they had a meat counter, smoked meet counter, cheese joint

    o.O

  30. And John Koskinen can help himself to a hearty bowl of dicks.

    He gets the ones with festering sores.

  31. Will this post…
    (*´Д`)ハァハァ

  32. Yes. According to Wikipedia, this emoticon means “erotic stirring.” Not that I know what that is.

  33. Ah HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    The one state that not only embraced Obamacare but insisted on going beyond it to a full single-payer system was Vermont, the haven of hippies and expatriate New Yorkers, which has become one of the most liberal states in the nation. In 2011, it adopted a form of neighboring Canada’s government-financed health care and promised to implement it by 2017. (And Jonathan Gruber was a key architect of this plan as well as of Obamacare.) This week, however, Governor Peter Shumlin, a Democrat, admitted the state couldn’t afford the plan’s $2 billion price tag and consequent sky-high taxes, and pulled the plug.

  34. Veiny boobs.

  35. Poor Vermont. They just need a bail out.

    *calls California

  36. Jerry Brown is planning to extend his high-speed rail project to run from Sacramento to Montpelier.

  37. Jerry Brown should extend his project up Nancy Pelosi’s ass. Then go straight on to Diane Feinstein. Next up, Barbara Boxer.

    War on Women™

  38. Hi everyone!

  39. Hi Everyone! My first comment should be memorable. I got nuthin’.

  40. The financial burden will almost be worth it when, and the first of the year, Californians and their voting habits will get a $.70 per gallon gasoline tax shoved up their collective asses.

  41. Even if you fill your tank only once per week, this will cost every driving Californian over $500 more per year.

  42. I’m fairly sure that once government subsidizes something the price goes up just a tad. College, drugs, your mom, etc.

    How do we get government to subsidize the comments?

  43. Shove a bullwhip or two up your ass.

  44. We need government exchanges to provide bull whip vouchers.

  45. Bullwhips are the right of every citizen guaranteed in the constitution.

  46. Merry Christmas, Hotspur! I made you a plaster cast of my hunchback, and decorated it with macaroni, glitter, and (inadvertently) wood ticks.

    I bet it will look spiffy on your tree.

  47. The right of the people to keep and shove bullwhips shall not be infringed.

  48. Laura, I don’t have a tree. Would it work as a wreath on my front door?

  49. It’ll sure discourage solicitors, anyway

  50. I made you a plaster cast of my hunchback, and decorated it with macaroni, glitter, and (inadvertently) wood ticks.

    I believe that is the forthcoming payload for the next Orion vehicle launch.

  51. You may need to explain the relief impression of my nonliving parasitic twin, whose smushed-up face is in the upper left quadrant. I tried to camouflage his genitals with macaroni and glitter, but it ended up looking like a festive speedo.

  52. The right of the people to keep and shove bullwhips shall not be infringed.
    That is in the Eleventeenth Amendment.

  53. I saw Festive Speedo open for The Revolting Cocks at the Palladium.

  54. This is awesome!!!!

    http://i.imgur.com/ktMZr6z.jpg?1

  55. Hahhahahahahaha

    Dying here.

  56. Kate at small dead animals makes the most intelligent comment so far about the situation with Cuba.
    I just think it’s ironic that in the 50 years that have passed under embargo, America has moved closer to communism than Cuba has to liberty.

  57. MJ, that is a fine portrait of the president.

  58. By the way, if you ever want a luxurious facial, you should try plaster of paris. If you were blindfolded you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between my hunchback and the soft leather seat of a Rolls Royce. Except for the tiny little teeth and extra genitals, of course.

  59. This is for Scott.

  60. You would think, for the price of a Rolls-Royce, they would include teeth and genitals.

  61. Let the weight gain begin. Somebody just dropped off a one lb. tin of gingersnaps. Earlier someone dropped off a pound of chocolates. The pound from two days ago is nearly gone.

  62. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2880549/Barack-Obama-sniffs-Cuban-cigar-party-hours-lifting-52-year-trade-embargo-Communist-state.html

    Not the first time he’s had something long and brown under his nose.

  63. long and brown under his nose.

    Are you referring to Michelle’s penis?

  64. Possibly, but not necessarily. The world is full of peniseseseses that have been in vicinity of his face.

  65. I ain’t gaining any weight this season. Noppity nope nope.

  66. Comment by Car in on December 19, 2014 12:16 pm

    I ain’t gaining any weight this season. Noppity nope nope.

    And God says, “Oh look, a target.”

  67. So it turns out one of my buddies at the ghetto bar died. She was out with some friends, came in late, went to bed, and never woke up. She was a really awesome young woman with a six year old and an eight year old.

    RIP, Sheila.

    bluest eyes ever

  68. That’s horrible, Hotspur.

  69. My condolences, Hotspur.

  70. It’s quite shocking. She is 40, a critical care nurse at St. Joe’s, and a really sweet person.

    What the hell?

  71. I feel bad for her kids.

  72. Putting Bakken out of business, because fracing costs more per barrel.
    Plausible?

    Saudis said as much.

  73. Holy shit. How does that happen?

  74. Laura is creeping me out.

    *throws a sheet over her hump and ties it snuggly under her chin*

  75. OMG. Terrible (and terrifying), Hotspur. So sorry for your loss. No one knows the cause, yet?

  76. I love your avatar, beasn. From your garden?

  77. Possible embolism?

  78. No, I just found out about it. I’ll probably drop into the ghetto bar tonight to learn of details.

    She rarely sat nearby without insisting on hugs all around.

  79. Oh, that’s awful, Hotspur.

  80. Laura, I wish. It’s a random rose I picked off some garden site.

  81. So, now we can be intimidated and cowed by threats of terrorism?

    Awesome.

  82. All your Horrywood are berong to us.

  83. Maybe pulmonary embolism, aneurysm, arrhythmia, unknown.

  84. Pletty

  85. That’s awful, Hotspur. My childhood dentist went suddenly like that. Lung attack in his case. I’m sad I didn’t get to meet her.

  86. On carin’s topic, I’m not going to gain weight either. I might even try to drop a few pounds.

    I like a challenge.

  87. Fuck. I forgot to turn off the heating pad when I fell asleep last night. Guess who has blisters all over his right side?

  88. http://tinyurl.com/n57qeah

  89. Rub some butter on it

  90. Time for a new one with a timer. I like the Thermophore brand.

  91. Sour cream and chives would be nice too

  92. Fuck. I forgot to turn off the heating pad when I fell asleep last night. Guess who has blisters all over his right side?
    ——————–
    Richard Dawkins.

  93. They also come with variable heat setting. I slept on ours for about 10 days.

  94. ” I’d call for a retaliatory cyber-strike taking down the North Korean electrical grid, except nobody would notice. When he says “it’s time to turn out the light” at bedtime, he means the country’s lone electrical light. This is why “how many North Koreans does it take to screw in a light bulb” jokes don’t work there. But that’s okay, because nothing else works there, either.”

    -from Jim Geraghty’s Morning Jolt newsletter

  95. Awesome story.

    http://www.popsci.com/world-first-man-controls-two-prosthetic-arms-his-mind

  96. If you slept with the fish sticks, you would wake up to a hot breakfast.

  97. Found this at Stacy McCain’s website

  98. That Phat Fuc is beggin for a beatin’.

  99. A dead crow landed on his head.

  100. Found this illustration in an old book from the early 60s, published in Britain, about space travel. I suspect today it would be considered racist.

    http://is.gd/p4NNkR

  101. That Phat Phuc does what he wants because he know Obama is a fish stick.

  102. Goddamn it, sorry. I guess I have to run everything through is.gd these days. Someone yank it out if you please.

  103. tinyHurl

  104. You better not shout,
    You better not cry,
    You better not scream,
    I’m coming in dry.

  105. HotSpumante,
    I am not going to make That little gem into an animated classic. (today).

  106. I loved the Twelve Bullwhips of Xmas. Maybe we could create an entire album of H2 racist, sick, twisted, tasteless carols.

  107. That sounds stupid.

    I’m in.

  108. And by the way, Hotcarl, I’ll be at the ghetto bar on Jan 6th. You should swing by.

  109. Date.

  110. Thank you.

    I think that is a capital Idea. It was after all, your enthusiasm that sparked the creative effort.

  111. I saw Mother Pissing up Santa’s Nose.

  112. We Wish You a Cherry Mistress

  113. “I’ll Burn Home for Christmas”

  114. “I saw Daddy kissing Santa Clause.”

  115. “She’s a ho, she’s a ho, she’s a ho.”

  116. “Crossty, The Po’man.”

  117. They Came Upon a Midnight Queer – Have a merry bukake xmas.

  118. Carol of the Balls

  119. “We three Queens, of Thailand Are”

  120. “I saw Daddy kissing Santa Clause.”

    Tuche’ my friend. Hahahahah.

  121. The Little Hummer Boy

  122. “O come, over Emmanuel”

  123. “Rudolph, The Red Haired Stepchild.”

  124. This is going to be a double album.

  125. “Up on the BoxTop”

  126. I’m Dreaming of a White Mistress (or an asian)

  127. I Heard Your Mom on Christmas Day

  128. “We Three Kinks From Bethlehem MD.”

  129. “O come, over Emmanuel” Is really funny.

    No more math classes for you mister.

  130. Here Comes Santa Claus (There Goes the Neighborhood)

  131. “Silencer Night”

  132. Gabriel’s Massage

  133. Whites Only Christmas

  134. Rudolph, the Brown Nosed Reindeer

  135. Oh, Come, All Ye Hateful

  136. Mother Marvin

  137. Tingle Balls

  138. The Seven Joys of Your Mom

  139. Carrol, of the Bird Ladys

  140. The Fist? No? Well…

  141. The Friendly Breasts

  142. “More Head, Carol.”

  143. “Bark! The Neighbor’s Rubberman Sings”

  144. Whose Child is This?

  145. COCK! The Herald Angels Sing.

  146. “Baby! It’s Cold Inside!”

  147. Don We Now Our Gay Apparel

  148. “Y’All I Want For Christmas”

  149. O, Little Whorehouse of Bethlehem

  150. Nuttin’ For Christmas

    Not a parody

    http://tinyurl.com/kcnbs9v

  151. I been Christmas shopping. Now I must take two willful dogs to the vet for shots.

    Got good news about work today.

    I’m as happy as a leetle girl

  152. The Chipmunk Thong

  153. DeeT! What’s yer favorite x mas carol?

  154. “White China Christmas”

  155. “The Scars are Brightly Shining”

  156. “It” Came Upon A Midnight Clear”

  157. I’m Dreaming of a White Kwanza

  158. “Grandma Got Run over By An AMTRAC”

  159. “Do You Fear What I Fear?”

  160. “God Rest Ye Hairy Gentlemen”

  161. My fave?

    Hard to say. Maybe I heard the bells on Christmas Day.

    Got to take doggies to vet now. Maintenance shots, nothing bad.

  162. “I Shave the Balls On Christmas Day”

  163. The Twelve Gays of Christmas.

  164. Have a holly jolly Fist-mas.

  165. Feliz Not Your Dad.

  166. I gots to run X

    BBL

  167. Ukrainian Hell Carol

  168. #occupygateb72

    I give. I’ll get the stupid precheck. It’s not as though I’m not already in the database. I’d have got it today but I don’t have my passport on me.

  169. Oh Little Clown of Bethlehem.

  170. Silver Pubes

  171. Oh, was there a joke thread going on? I was just making a totally unrelated observation.

  172. I am officially a fan of Amazon prime and will be using it often.

    I just got 50 lbs of groceries delivered, and saved a bunch of money.

  173. Deck The Whores

  174. Amazon Prime is a helluva deal. The free shipping alone is huge, but it includes a ton of other stuff now, too.

  175. Carol Doda of the Bells

  176. Dominick and the Christmas-themed Donkey Show

  177. Marshmallow World War

  178. Let Her Blow, Let Her Blow, Let Her Blow

  179. Hitler Wonderland

  180. The Man With All The Sex Toys

  181. Rudolph The Red-Nosed Alcoholic

  182. All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Blunt Spleefs

  183. Santa Claus Is Coming In Town

  184. Nuttin’ For Christmas

    I didn’t even have to change the name of that one.

  185. Dong Dong Sissy-Mary Guy

  186. Whose Child is This? (Maury help!)

  187. Deck the whores with balls of Wally
    Fa la la la la, la la, la la
    Keep the pubes off with your brolly
    Fa la la la la, la la, la la

  188. How Much Is That Whore in the Window?

  189. Over the River and Through the Peckerwoods

  190. Slay Bride

  191. Grandma Got a Train Run on Her

  192. Good King Wiserbud looked down
    On the sheets of music
    Where the notes lay round about
    Cover songs he chooses

  193. This Hole is Tight

  194. Busty the porn star
    Was a very happy soul
    With a corn cob “pipe” and a button nose
    And two thighs she could bankroll

  195. ‘Twas the night before Christmas
    And all through the calm
    Every Hostage was guilty
    Of goosing your mom

  196. Oh, Holy Shit!

  197. Twas the night before Christmas
    And all through the pad
    Barack was sleeping
    And Michelle was banging your dad

  198. Mark, the cheese a bagel brings
    Glory to the Philly cream
    Grease the top with salmon mild
    Call it gravlax for some style

  199. The first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
    A bullwhip in a shoe tree…

  200. On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
    Surgical gloves
    and a bullwhip in a shoe tree…

  201. On which day does she give arsenic? I think I have an appointment out of town on that day.

  202. On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
    three French men
    Surgical gloves
    and a bullwhip in a shoe tree…

  203. Fiiiiiive Gooooooolden Showerrrrrrrs…

  204. Sorry if I stole your thunder on that one, Eric.

  205. On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
    duck butter curds
    three French men
    Surgical gloves
    and a bullwhip in a shoe tree…

  206. On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
    duck butter curds
    three French men
    Surgical gloves
    and a bullwhip in a shoe tree…

    leave it to me to fuck up my own efforts

  207. On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
    FIVE COVER SONGS
    duck butter curds
    three French men
    Surgical gloves
    and a bullwhip in a shoe tree…

  208. On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
    six cats a-spraying
    FIVE COVER SONGS
    duck butter curds
    three French men
    Surgical gloves
    and a bullwhip in a shoe tree…

  209. On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
    lessons in cat skinning
    six cats a-spraying
    FIVE COVER SONGS
    duck butter curds
    three French men
    Surgical gloves
    and a bullwhip in a shoe tree…

  210. On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
    eight bull dykes quilting
    lessons in cat skinning
    six cats a-spraying
    FIVE COVER SONGS
    duck butter curds
    three French men
    Surgical gloves
    and a bullwhip in a shoe tree…

  211. On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
    minor boils for lancing
    eight bull dykes quilting
    lessons in cat skinning
    six cats a-spraying
    FIVE COVER SONGS
    duck butter curds
    three French men
    Surgical gloves
    and a bullwhip in a shoe tree…

  212. About the Oil price discussion earlier: I would love to hear TexasJew’s take.

    Here is what I think: US shale oil may be most expensive at the well head to extract, but they can sell at a smaller profit margin, say $5 to $10. Countries like Russia, Saudi Arabia, Iran and Venezuela, on the other hand, need to sell their oil at a huge markup to prop up their otherwise shitty economies. So, in the end, in the long run, I think the US producers will come out ahead. The question is, will they weather the turmoil and survive better than these oil exporting countries? I am hoping they will. Some smaller firms may go bust or get eaten up, but the shale genie ain’t going back in the pipeline.

    The last few years of inflated prices gave the exact boost needed to fund the research and exploration undertaken in last few years. US oil industry as a whole is not going to throw it all away just because the Saudis manipulated the prices lower for a few days.

  213. On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
    zen ninjas creeping
    minor boils for lancing
    eight bull dykes quilting
    lessons in cat skinning
    six cats a-spraying
    FIVE COVER SONGS
    duck butter curds
    three French men
    Surgical gloves
    and a bullwhip in a shoe tree…

  214. On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
    no Keystone piping
    zen ninjas creeping
    minor boils for lancing
    eight bull dykes quilting
    lessons in cat skinning
    six cats a-spraying
    FIVE COVER SONGS
    duck butter curds
    three French men
    Surgical gloves
    and a bullwhip in a shoe tree…

  215. (slow tempo)

    On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to meeee…

    (up tempo)

    your mom in my plumbing
    no Keystone piping
    zen ninjas creeping
    minor boils for lancing
    eight bull dykes quilting
    lessons in cat skinning
    six cats a-spraying
    FIVE COVER SONGS
    duck butter curds
    three French men
    Surgical gloves…
    and a bullwhip in a shoe tree…

  216. About the Oil price discussion earlier: I would love to hear TexasJew’s take.

    Here is what I think: US shale oil may be most expensive at the well head to extract, but they can sell at a smaller profit margin, say $5 to $10. Countries like Russia, Saudi Arabia, Iran and Venezuela, on the other hand, need to sell their oil at a huge markup to prop up their otherwise shitty economies. So, in the end, in the long run, I think the US producers will come out ahead. The question is, will they weather the turmoil and survive better than these oil exporting countries? I am hoping they will. Some smaller firms may go bust or get eaten up, but the shale genie ain’t going back in the pipeline.

    The last few years of inflated prices gave the exact boost needed to fund the research and exploration undertaken in last few years. US oil industry as a whole is not going to throw it all away just because the Saudis manipulated the prices lower for a few days.

    —————————————–

    I don’t get it. Which Christmas song is this supposed to be?

  217. Isn’t Russia is about the least stable of the big oil exporters? It’s barely a third world country. Venezuela is so small, and its oil is sour.

  218. http://m.imgur.com/gallery/kr5C5VN

  219. I don’t get it. Which Christmas song is this supposed to be?

    “The Airing Of The Grievances.”

  220. http://m.imgur.com/gallery/kr5C5VN

    A terrifying glimpse into Mrs. Tushar’s future.

  221. Student organizations representing women’s interests… also ask criminal-law teachers to warn their classes that the rape-law unit might “trigger” traumatic memories. Individual students often ask teachers not to include the law of rape on exams for fear that the material would cause them to perform less well. One teacher I know was recently asked by a student not to use the word “violate” in class–as in “Does this conduct violate the law?”–because the word was triggering.

    I wonder if soon medical schools will not be permitted to teach about female reproductive anatomy because one out of five women rapey rape rape.

  222. Tushar reminded me of a question I had too. Now that we have significant fracing infrastructure in place, has it, or will it drive the price of that technology down enough to keep it profitable as the price drifts?

  223. http://bit.ly/1wvDAYZ

  224. I wonder if soon medical schools will not be permitted to teach about female reproductive anatomy because one out of five women rapey rape rape.

    Nine out of ten gynecologists tell their patients to keep their mouths shut if they know what’s good for them.

  225. Kwanzaa cake . Come for the made-up holiday, stay for the comments and corn nuts.

  226. Totally unrelated, Wernher von Braun’s house is for sale.

    http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1516-Big-Cove-Rd-SE-Huntsville-AL-35801/92091722_zpid/

  227. Fracking is only a portion of the cost ofbringing a well to production. Drilling is the larger component of well completion cost.

  228. Obama – Hanukkah:

    http://tinyurl.com/k4s77kg

  229. Condolences HS.

  230. I am freaking out over how much money I can save shopping online.

    From here on out, it’s Walmart and Amazon first.

    I saved more than a $100 today on crap we had to buy anyway.

  231. I didn’t have to do this when Bush was president.

  232. Gah, the whole thing with Moochelle and Target. Let’s see, was she blasted with a fire hose? Had her church bombed? Denied food in a restaurant, a room at a hotel, access to a bathroom or a water fountain? Had to wait for a transfusion because they weren’t going to give a white person’s blood? Yeah, having to help a short person with something on the top shelf is right up there on the awfulness scale Victims gotta be victims.

  233. Plus, the person asked her because she was tall.

    That makes Moochelle the racist.

  234. A cat may look at a king. But it’s still racist if the king is black.

  235. *Goes all Whoopi on Roamy*

  236. I wouldn’t do that.

  237. One of our bread vendors, let’s call him Ernie, refuses to talk to Anglo males. He only speaks to Manuel and Roberto. In Spanish. I used to have to deal with him at Target. He’s a creep to women. One of these days, I may tell him off in Spanish. Or file a complaint with Bimbo.

  238. The View is always on in the break room. Whoopi and Rosie have been fighting over Bill Cosby and now the Mooch being subjected to racism. I guess the race card is being deployed against the Lesbaru card. Rosie has a kid that is black. She’s down with the struggle.

  239. Fired.

  240. Oso, you could punch Ernie in the face, and then tell everybody about how he eye-raped you.

  241. I’ve H8D him for 10 yrs. LOL

  242. Scott, I got totally pissed off at an AA employee tonight. He is lazy with a capital L. Recruited another AA employee to go to AP (Assets Protection) about him.

  243. Be sure to use the Amazon link here or at my place when you do your shopping, Scott.

  244. Evening Hostages.

  245. Bcoch,
    Here’s a stick to bite-on.
    Don’t let the drunken midgets and the wife get the advantage.
    You can DO this!
    Suck it up!

  246. Ha! It’s not actually the midgets. I expect them to not listen. I even expect a certain lunacy from my mom, God love her, but now the wife is getting in on the act too.

  247. Did anybody wind up getting sold as a sex slave after taking anybody else’s sightseeing advice during their trip to Slovakia today?

  248. I saved a ton getting sex slaves on Amazon.

  249. Reel me back in…actually had to talk on the phone just now. I H8 talking on the phone.

  250. Mare!

  251. http://tinyurl.com/lkhfgxd

  252. I saved a ton getting sex slaves on Amazon.

    I tried that, but they shipped them from China in a container that was woefully unprepared for the journey.

  253. The sex slaves on eBay don’t usually come with free shipping.

  254. Alibaba.com only sells concubines in bulk.

  255. Hey, Pepe!

  256. I’ma have to brag on Anita here.
    Listened her go through “Sunrise – Sunset” from FOTR tonight.
    If you were here, and did not know it was her, you would have thought you were listening to a record / soundtrack.
    It was perfect, yet she’s never had a lesson, or even talked with a viola player.
    I’m amazed!
    Well yes, I am easily impressed, but she is doing great!

  257. That’s awesome, chrispy. Good for her.

  258. W. T . F?

  259. Over.

  260. <3 AnitaP. That is awesome ChrisP. Great song.

  261. I guess the storm from Cali will hold off until Friday. Looks like I’ll be spending Christmas Day with 75 of my closest relatives. Placing bets on my bro bringing his latest GF.

  262. G’night. Long day tomorrow. Busiest retail day of the year.

  263. Ok, I’ve been like freaking out for weeks with all the bitches rolling up on my side of the car. Dan won’t let me flip people/cops off anymore. Today, some crypt keeper got so close it wasn’t even funny. Dan was ready to pull the Q-tip out of the car and beat the shit out of him. (Dan was still feeling the adrenalin of the wrong way driver on his way home without me)

  264. http://tinyurl.com/mrfgq7l

  265. I just asked my first question for the podcast mail sack at the mothership

  266. My guitar wants to derp your mama
    My guitar wants to derp your mama
    My guitar wants to burn your dad
    I get real mean when it makes me mad

  267. Good morning sausages! Alarm went off at 0500 and I can’t get back to sleep despite my best attempts.

  268. http://is.gd/jjkOdD

  269. Morning wads of dork.

  270. XBrad, the Mrs and I got a huge laugh out of that Indian women red dot link.

  271. It’s an illuuuuuuuusion

  272. Wakey wakey. been up an hour. Despite going to bed at 2. And I’m got a loong ass day ahead. Apparently, I’m closing the restaurant tomorrow. I have NO idea how to run all the reports, close everyone out. I have to learn it all today, while bar tending.

    EVERYTHING IS AWESOME.

    So, I’ll miss the H2 SS and my employee christmas party.

  273. Just don’t forget to lock the door and the rest will sort itself out.

  274. Should have read the ONT before I posted that. Ah well.

  275. Yea, another problem Jimbro. I don’t know how to lock the door.

  276. I can see how you might be overwhelmed.

    P-A-N-I-C !!!!

  277. I will be fully utilizing the benefit of eating what I want. Prime rib for Dinner for ME!!!

  278. One of my jobs as a dishwasher was to shred lettuce by hand when I first got there for the day. There was a little set up in the walk in fridge to shred the lettuce. It was right next to the jumbo shrimp. They seriously underestimated the appetite of a 16 year old kid fresh out of football practice.

  279. >>Yea, another problem Jimbro. I don’t know how to lock the door.

    It sounds complicated, but can be done.
    1. Close the door. If it is a double door, pay attention to how they overlap. Make sure to stray cats get caught in.
    2. Turn the knob.
    3. Insert the key, turn, pull out and keep safely in pocket or purse.

  280. Um, I have complicated it further. It should read ‘no stray cats’

  281. Tushar, can you be available for tech support Sunday night? I’ll put you on speed dial.

  282. I’m screwed. Cat in/cat out? How am I going to keep this straight now?

  283. My manager said she may come in Sunday night to help “If she hasn’t been drinking”.

    So … I’ll be on my own.

  284. You just need to z out the register, cash out the servers, pour yourself a togo cup of vodka, and fantasize about the hot servers.

  285. you forgot about Keno. And counting the drawers. And reconciling the cash/credit sales.

  286. I mentioned vodka. I stand by my response.

  287. Take $400 from the Keno drawer and blame it on the bartender.

  288. I may have to be back in VA for the 5-8. I have to go to West Michigan today.

    Benny has a Christmas sweater. I’ll see if I can get a picture.

  289. I’ve never had luck getting dogs to wear sweaters or anything but a collar. Paula bought a NE Patriots jersey for our Stardog. Star is a big chubby dog. Rather than looking like Gronk she looked more like Vince Wilfork.

    http://tinyurl.com/n9f3tsr

    (Vince, despite his tremendous girth, moves pretty fast for short distances).

  290. So LD held a press conference and only called on women cuz, social justice.

    What a weirdo. It must be exhausting to think of everything through the prism of race, gender, sexuality, etc.

  291. My program director had a lunch meeting in a large room on Friday. Apparently during the merger meetings it was discussed that our corporate image was too “pale and male”, and she seemed to favor that assessment. I hissed out “that’s racist!” just loud enough for some people nearby to hear. There were some polite “we value contributions regardless of gender and race” sorts of bullshit after that, but it was too late. Never should have been said at all. The fact that she ascribed the quote to the new CEO (a white male), makes it no less horrible.

    If I have a chance I’m bringing it up with her, because I’m pretty sure making white males feel less welcome isn’t any good for like, actually completing contracts and making money.

    Wernher von Braun couldn’t get hired or promoted today. Diversity >>> Rocketry.

  292. Drive time.

  293. I love the smell of musty poat in the morning. Smells like Vic’s Vaporub.

    By the way, Wordpuss thinks it’s too white and male around here. Please poat only if you have the correct naughty bits or a really permanent tan.

  294. Mornin’, yule loggers.

  295. If you’re good at your job, you’ll be fine.

    It’s the people near the middle that have to worry.

  296. Here is a collection of nicely severed dicks and here is a bowl. Yall see what you can come up with. Get back to me when you’re finished.

  297. When I joined my previous employer, the HR orientation meeting was encouraging all new recruits to join some company sponsored social group. There were womens groups, AA groups, hispanic, Asian and LGBT groups. The white male new recruits just sat there, silently. I asked which groups catered to white males? The HR person was uncomfortable and said that anyone was allowed to join any group.
    I refused to join the Asian group. (Most of them were those slitty eyed yellow bastards anyway).

  298. Btw, to any idiotic SJW types lurking, I drop in that last bigoted line just to bring some humor and irony to comments where I am speaking against discrimination.

  299. New post, Saturday morning racists!

  300. (Most of them were those slitty eyed yellow bastards anyway).

    At least you did not call them inscrutable. They’re Democrats, largely, in Klownifornia; like everyone else.


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