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Deer, It’s What’s For Christmas

That time dad gutshot Dancer. Or was it Prancer? I forget.

RedneckReindeer

Lambs? Bitch, please.

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And can anyone tell me why the light-nose makes that whistling noise? It’s been bugging me for decades.

Merry Christmas, ya goofs.

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December 13, 2014
Categories: American Hero, Your mom likes this . . Author: Andy

193 Comments

  1. Comment by Car in on December 13, 2014 9:04 am

    New poat? Sad that no one else is awake.

  2. Comment by Andy on December 13, 2014 9:07 am

    Must’ve been a hell of a night. Either that or it’s bacon:30.

  3. Comment by scott on December 13, 2014 9:13 am

    “on call”

  4. Comment by Car in on December 13, 2014 9:30 am

    I wakeyed. I don’t know what the problem is.

  5. Comment by pendejogrande on December 13, 2014 9:31 am

    First!!!

  6. Comment by Car in on December 13, 2014 9:34 am

    Sad.

  7. Comment by Andy on December 13, 2014 9:35 am

    It’s probably the goddamned blog snow keeping them away.

    (reiterates half-decade old complaint)

  8. Comment by wiserbud on December 13, 2014 10:03 am

    you call this a poat?

  9. Comment by wiserbud on December 13, 2014 10:11 am

  10. Comment by Cyn on December 13, 2014 10:22 am

    Good morning cool kids and Andy.

  11. Comment by wiserbud on December 13, 2014 10:26 am

    it moved

  12. Comment by Cyn on December 13, 2014 10:28 am

    Only a little.

  13. Comment by Cyn on December 13, 2014 10:29 am

    Had to take Mom to the hospital ER yesterday at 11:30 am: fluid retention and swelling in her legs was just getting out of control and with only one kidney (they took the other due to cancer five years ago), it was a big-fukksized-deal. They admitted her (hopefully only for a day or two) and she was NOT happy. This was definitely not the best chemo drug for her the last three weeks. I left there last night at 9:00 pm after getting her a few things from home and making sure that they got her the meds she needed to be comfortable.

    Okay, I’m off to appointments that I’d rescheduled due to taking care of her for the last two or so weeks and then off to visit her.

  14. Comment by Hotspur on December 13, 2014 10:30 am

    *sniff sniff*

  15. Comment by Cyn on December 13, 2014 10:30 am

    Also, a reminder to all you iceholes and snowflake haters:
    *****Get Your SS gift out the door ASAP*****

    Later cool kids and wiser.

  16. Comment by Cyn on December 13, 2014 10:31 am

    *blows a kiss to Hawtspurt*

  17. Comment by wiserbud on December 13, 2014 10:31 am

    Later cool kids and wiser.

    Cyn gives the best drive-bys…..

  18. Comment by scott on December 13, 2014 10:38 am

    Pack all of the things!

  19. Comment by George Orwell on December 13, 2014 11:38 am

    Spend all of the money!

  20. Comment by beasn on December 13, 2014 11:46 am

    I’ve got nothing.

  21. Comment by beasn on December 13, 2014 11:49 am

    Actually, I do.

    Apply another coat of poly to bookcase. Hopefully I didn’t f*ck it up after 320ing the other one.

  22. Comment by George Orwell on December 13, 2014 12:02 pm

    Polyurethane? Adam Carolla calls it Bitchathane.

  23. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 13, 2014 12:03 pm

    SS gift was priority-mailed after we had breakfast in Ypsi.

  24. Comment by George Orwell on December 13, 2014 12:08 pm

    There must have been several hundred gallons of water that drained from our backyard yesterday. The Los Angeles local rainfall counter nearest to us showed 3.65 inches in the last 24 hours.

  25. Comment by George Orwell on December 13, 2014 12:10 pm

    That was actually 2.65 inches; still, freaking wet.

  26. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 13, 2014 12:23 pm

    <3" of rain?

    If that had happened here there wouldn't even be puddles.

  27. Comment by George Orwell on December 13, 2014 12:30 pm

    When your drainage isn’t set to handle it, it’s messy. I had to snake out one subterranean drain with a garden hose. There were several potato chip size or larger pieces of deteriorating something or other that lined the drain. This was one of the old drains that we had not yet replaced. Who knows how long it has been in the ground.

    It was weird watching the main drainage low point in our yard go from just wet to 5 inches deep of water in about 15 minutes. I guess the good news is our backyard all drains to one point.

  28. Comment by George Orwell on December 13, 2014 12:32 pm

    Besides, it only needed three inches approximately of rain to trigger some mudslides that red-tagged several houses maybe ten miles from here.

  29. Comment by Jimbro on December 13, 2014 12:59 pm

    It’s a shame it couldn’t be snow for a gradual melt. Are the mountain areas getting snow from all this weather?

  30. Comment by Jimbro on December 13, 2014 1:03 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/l8l5jo4

  31. Comment by Jewstin on December 13, 2014 1:23 pm

    George, if one of those mudslide houses falls down on yours, you’ll own TWO houses!

  32. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on December 13, 2014 1:58 pm

    I immortalized in Photoshop a few of the good Chick/War movie ideas from yesterday’s thread:

    This one comes to us from beyond the grave. it’s the product of our long dead Genius, Geo. Orwell.
    http://tinyurl.com/l24azey

    The next item up for bids rattle out of the mind of Wiser. (It’s like the Mind of Minolta only worse.)
    http://tinyurl.com/nj4m6xs

    Third and fourth are from XB and yours truly respectively.
    http://tinyurl.com/n48jeke

    http://tinyurl.com/o3mdj3z

    Also a bonus image that hasn’t been a crowd fav, but I think is funny.

    That is all from the graphics dept.

    Tanks fer nutchin’, Danny!

  33. Comment by phat on December 13, 2014 2:05 pm

    SS gift out the door.

    The lucky Hostage should get it by Friday.

    Won’t be home for the reveal, I have to commute to Chicago Sunday afternoon for a trip that leaves early Monday am.

    I’ll have to open early and take a pic. Should be online for the big ‘reveal’.

  34. Comment by xbradtc on December 13, 2014 2:10 pm

    Whomever sent me my gift, it arrived. I hope it isn’t fragile, cuz the delivery guy tossed it about 40 feet over the gate to the front door.

  35. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 13, 2014 2:19 pm

    My packing job was lackluster, but the gift was something I’d have enjoyed, so I have no regrets. It’s unlikely to break.

  36. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 13, 2014 2:19 pm

    Fact.

  37. Comment by Vmaximus on December 13, 2014 2:38 pm

    Xbad
    I just put up about 30 pictures of aircraft on my Flickr page. If you want to use any for a blog post at your place feel free. I also have several of the same plane if something strikes your fancy I may have additional shots of it.
    I visited 2 museums when I was in Dallas. Love Field and Cunningham I think

  38. Comment by xbradtc on December 13, 2014 2:53 pm

    Thanks, Vman. But I seem to have lost the link to your flickr.

  39. Comment by Vmaximus on December 13, 2014 2:57 pm

    Here you are
    https://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/

  40. Comment by Vmaximus on December 13, 2014 3:01 pm

    After the aircraft there are skyline pics the Texas book depository building and all of the area where JFK was killed and dinosaur bones

  41. Comment by Vmaximus on December 13, 2014 3:07 pm

    I have seen few wooden Indians before, but never a wooden woman
    Must be white privilege
    DSC_1465

  42. Comment by Vmaximus on December 13, 2014 3:08 pm

    oops how did that happen?

  43. Comment by xbradtc on December 13, 2014 3:19 pm

    Those are some nice pics, Vman.

  44. Comment by Vmaximus on December 13, 2014 3:32 pm

    I took a bunch of that recon turboprop it was so ugly I could not help myself

  45. Comment by Vmaximus on December 13, 2014 3:39 pm

    i forgot the Phantom they had cool one

  46. Comment by George Orwell on December 13, 2014 3:49 pm

    It’s racist to force a wooden Indian chief to dress up as a fiberglass white woman.
    However, if it were a male Indian dressed as an Indian squaw, that would be a celebration of transgender tolerance and a rebuke of oppressive patriarchy.

  47. Comment by xbradtc on December 13, 2014 3:50 pm

    That’s an OV-1 Mohawk. Other than looking a bit like a penis, it’s a pretty good plane.

  48. Comment by George Orwell on December 13, 2014 3:51 pm

    That’s a snappy F-104. Plus, what a wacky flying disc.

  49. Comment by George Orwell on December 13, 2014 3:51 pm

    What plane looks like a vagina? I’m asking for a feminist friend.

  50. Comment by phat on December 13, 2014 3:53 pm

    Vmax,

    That would have been the OV-1 Mohawk. Damn that was an ugly airplane.

    Saw them flying out of Ft. Huachuca, AZ back in the late ’80’s, early ’90’s.

    Loved the pics of the F-105. Originally thought the ‘TH’ tail flash was Takhli AB, Thailand, but I think it’s Terre Haute, ID from the ANG.

    At least that’s the same tail flash their F-16’s have now.

    The F-104 was cool. When I was at the Air Force Academy I walked by the StarFighter (best airplane name EVER) every day for four years. Every time I passed it always thought what an awesome jet that would be to fly.

    Basically a Big Ass Jet engine with minimal pilot guidance.

    Thanks for the pics.

  51. Comment by George Orwell on December 13, 2014 3:57 pm

    Actually Air Force One looks like a vagina, however that is only on account of the guy riding in it.

  52. Comment by Vmaximus on December 13, 2014 4:02 pm

    I was in love with the 104 as a kid. I thought it was the most awesome plane ever. A missile with a man in it.

  53. Comment by Vmaximus on December 13, 2014 4:03 pm

    the phantom
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/16013206782/

  54. Comment by xbradtc on December 13, 2014 4:14 pm

    The Phantom:

    http://tinyurl.com/mp7y32a

  55. Comment by Vmaximus on December 13, 2014 4:20 pm

    Wow got to sit inside one, who did you bribe?
    One way to make money charge for a pic

  56. Comment by xbradtc on December 13, 2014 4:24 pm

    They have Open Cockpit Saturday at PSAM. Regular admission to the musuem is like $15, then for an additional $5, you get your pic in the cockpit.

  57. Comment by Vmaximus on December 13, 2014 4:31 pm

    I misremembered it was Cavanaugh flight museum

  58. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on December 13, 2014 5:03 pm

    You are an excellent photographer, Vman. Do you use a Nikon?

  59. Comment by Andy on December 13, 2014 5:09 pm

    Holy crap! This piece of shit poat is still up?

  60. Comment by Andy on December 13, 2014 5:15 pm

    Nice pic. When I was growing up in middle GA in the 70s/80s, Phantoms overflew our school all the time. Not sure where they were from, but it was a regular route. The Sound of Freedom was always accompanied by a big smoke trail.

  61. Comment by MJ on December 13, 2014 6:11 pm

    What’s up, bishes?

  62. Comment by Colorado Alex on December 13, 2014 6:22 pm

    Studying for my final on Wednesday. Kill me nao.

  63. Comment by scott on December 13, 2014 6:26 pm

    Laura is almost done, she’s only got one more exam.

  64. Comment by Sean M. on December 13, 2014 6:30 pm

    Greetings, misers of heat.

  65. Comment by Vmaximus on December 13, 2014 7:14 pm

    Yes Mr Chumpo, it is a D7100

  66. Comment by beasn on December 13, 2014 7:25 pm

    Second coat of Bitchathane on the bookcase, done. First coat on shelves.

    Tomorrow is supposed to be in the high 50s. Maybe I can finish this thing before the rain moves in.

    I H8TE the light sanding part between coatses.

    Also, not sure if I like the halogen work light. Damn that thing gets hot (250w).
    Hey Scott, do you know anything about the LED worklight?

  67. Comment by osoloco11 on December 13, 2014 7:34 pm

    I H8 working during Army/Navy game. Oh well, I was able to watch the final 2 minutes and the post-game traditional singing. I forget which year they cut back to the studio and got nailed by the viewers.

  68. Comment by scott on December 13, 2014 7:45 pm

    Nope. Laura might.

  69. Comment by Jewstin on December 13, 2014 7:52 pm

    LED pads are fantastic. Aquarists use them on coral tanks because they provide the proper illumination without heating the water like halogen does.

  70. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 13, 2014 7:53 pm

    Damn, WTF happened to the price of eggs lately? We were at $1 a dozen for a long time, now it’s $2.97.

  71. Comment by scott on December 13, 2014 7:55 pm

    Sequester.

  72. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 13, 2014 7:57 pm

    I was gonna guess fracing too.

  73. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 13, 2014 8:00 pm

    This kung pao chicken is fantastic. Nice crisp veggies, and just spicy enough to light up your tongue, but not overpowering.

  74. Comment by Jewstin on December 13, 2014 8:00 pm

    GLOBAL WARMING KILLS CHICKENS!

  75. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 13, 2014 8:04 pm

    has anyone seen 47 Ronin? Is it worth my time? Movie of the week on HBO.

  76. Comment by scott on December 13, 2014 8:08 pm

    Last time we had $1 eggs was probably in the 80’s.

  77. Comment by Sean M. on December 13, 2014 8:09 pm

    This is all the more scandalous because the Koch Bros. refuse to pay their chickens a Living Wage.

    OCCUPY FOSTER FARMS!!!

  78. Comment by osoloco11 on December 13, 2014 8:09 pm

    Mmmm…I love Kung Pao CHKN. Haven’t seen 47 Ronin.

  79. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 13, 2014 8:10 pm

    I KNEW IT! It’s the Koch’s fault.

  80. Comment by scott on December 13, 2014 8:11 pm

    California is why your eggs cost more.

    http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-12-12/egg-market-disrupted-by-bigger-cages-boosting-price-commodities.html

  81. Comment by osoloco11 on December 13, 2014 8:11 pm

    Last night, I told Dan to wait for my text so I could pick up a few things. He was thinking fem hygiene. I came out with Cheetos, biscochitos, and tequila.

  82. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 13, 2014 8:12 pm

    Eggs are that much more expensive out east? Another reason to withstand the cold out here in flyover country.

  83. Comment by Jewstin on December 13, 2014 8:15 pm

    Biscuits Chicos? Bleargh.

  84. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 13, 2014 8:15 pm

    Holy shit, $4.49 a dozen in CA? I’d starve out there.

  85. Comment by scott on December 13, 2014 8:18 pm

    Eggs are $3.50, if you want jumbo or organic you can spend $5.50.

  86. Comment by osoloco11 on December 13, 2014 8:19 pm

    Hahaha I like Biscuit Chicos!

  87. Comment by Jewstin on December 13, 2014 8:20 pm

    I wonder how much jumbo, organic, free range, fair trade eggs cost?

    I bet an ostrich is cheaper.

  88. Comment by osoloco11 on December 13, 2014 8:22 pm

    $4.56 for 36 eggs at my Club. $21 for 15 dozen.

  89. Comment by osoloco11 on December 13, 2014 8:23 pm

    Those are our bestsellers. We have organic? and some other boutique eggs.

  90. Comment by osoloco11 on December 13, 2014 8:24 pm

    BTW we finally have pepperoni back in stock. Pepperoni is stabilizing.

  91. Comment by scott on December 13, 2014 8:24 pm

    Those are probably from China, and full of lead.

  92. Comment by Pen15 Grande on December 13, 2014 8:26 pm

    Back in August my wife decided we needed to take a couple of little tomcat kittens off of a friend’s litter. Now they’re about half grown and when they decide they need to be petted, they bygod get petted. They crawl up on your ass and start snuggling until you either pet them or throw their asses out. I just through their asses out.

  93. Comment by buffalone on December 13, 2014 8:27 pm

    I bet I could eat 15 dozen eggs.

  94. Comment by Pen15 Grande on December 13, 2014 8:28 pm

    I hate to admit this cause it makes me sound like a 1%er but I never look at prices except on meat. I guess that’s what happens when after two decades of feeding four your back to feeding only two.

  95. Comment by Sean M. on December 13, 2014 8:28 pm

    I only eat organic, locally-sourced platypus eggs. Sure, they taste awful and cost an arm and a leg, but I’m in it for the hipster cred when they take off and people who are slightly less cool than I am start eating them.

  96. Comment by scott on December 13, 2014 8:35 pm

    I never looked at food prices until Obama.

    We are now spending half of what we were.

  97. Comment by Pen15 Grande on December 13, 2014 8:36 pm

    The top story at the HQ is about the perils of giving to a charity only to have your mailbox get the shit kicked out of by spam from every other charity in the western world for the next several years.

    Reminds me of about 15 years ago I gave $100 to a big orphanage up in the panhandle called Cal Farley’s Boys Ranch at Christmas time. It’s a fantastic organization but for the next two to three years I got solicitations from every orphanage and homeless shelter in America.

    After that I started enclosing a note with my check that says basically that if I receive any spam solicitations from similar institutions that indicates that they’ve sold my contact information, that this will be the last penny they ever get from me. So far it works.

  98. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 13, 2014 8:38 pm

    Yes, I’ve seen that too. Gave to Shop with a Cop, now I cannot get rid of the emails and the calls.

  99. Comment by Jimbro on December 13, 2014 8:49 pm

    Eggs are pricier due to all the new diapering regulations.

  100. Comment by osoloco11 on December 13, 2014 8:52 pm

    All my charitable money goes to my church and Cure Search through Sheridan’s foundation. My Dad used our address for his charitable $$$. He’s been dead for 5 years and we still get mail for him.

  101. Comment by Sean M. on December 13, 2014 8:53 pm

    Nice callback, Jimbo.

  102. Comment by osoloco11 on December 13, 2014 8:56 pm

    D’oh. I just got the Jimbro comment. (Starts to go easy on the tequila)

  103. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 13, 2014 8:56 pm

    My eggs are about $2/dozen.

  104. Comment by Jimbro on December 13, 2014 9:01 pm

    $3.99 for 18 large brown eggs, not organic or free range. Probably covered with chicken shit.

  105. Comment by lauraw on December 13, 2014 9:01 pm

    Local police fraternal organization called me every year at my store for donations. I guess the previous owner had donated at some point. Can’t remember if I ever did, but if so it was probably right when I first bought the place. I seem to recall finding out at some point that it wasn’t really the local cops themselves calling, but some union rent-a-fundraiser type thing that pretended to be the cops themselves. I guess I don’t really know how it works.

    Anyway. This same guy called every year. Abrasive asshole with a gritty Jersey accent, and always overtly haranguing and hassling me like it was a fucking extortionary shakedown. Which it probably was.
    I kept saying no and he kept calling back and got nastier and more sarcastic every time. Piece of crap.

  106. Comment by lauraw on December 13, 2014 9:04 pm

    4.50 – 4.99 for 30 large el cheapo store brand eggs. Sometimes they are 3.99 on sale.

    I used to get the fancy 1/2 dozen organic free-range jumbos back when we had money. They did taste fantastic. Oh well.

  107. Comment by Jewstin on December 13, 2014 9:06 pm

    My parents were tempted to donate to a police charity until I pointed out that the Brown County Sheriff’s Office wasn’t likely to have a phone number with a Missouri area code.

  108. Comment by osoloco11 on December 13, 2014 9:07 pm

    lauraw, I H8 the Cops for Kids calls. I live in a kind of affluent area of ABQ. Kids leave their coats in parks and school playgrounds all the time. I’m not saying they end up in KOATS for KIDs sponsored by KOAT, but I’m saying.

  109. Comment by osoloco11 on December 13, 2014 9:11 pm

    A few years ago, Dan took some of my toys and donated them to the Marines and Toys for Tots. The Marines may have sold some of my collectibles on eBay and used the proceeds to buy toys. Mint condition. In the box. Totes not bitter.

  110. Comment by Jimbro on December 13, 2014 9:14 pm

    Wounded Warrior Project gets my donations.

  111. Comment by osoloco11 on December 13, 2014 9:15 pm

    You’re a good man, Jimbro. Rayciss, but a good guy.

  112. Comment by lauraw on December 13, 2014 9:17 pm

    Scott informs me that our 30-pk of eggs that I usually get for less than $5 was 6.99 the last time he saw them. Which means a major increase happened in just the last couple weeks or so.

    SONAVA-

  113. Comment by Sean M. on December 13, 2014 9:21 pm

    The thing that I hate is when some organization asks you for money, you say no, and then they ask if they can send you some information. Then, they send you some kind of bullshit “pledge” in the mail and keep harassing you like they’re collecting on a debt when you don’t send them any dough in what they consider a timely enough fashion. Fuck that noise.

  114. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 13, 2014 9:22 pm

    Hahaha, Long Duc Dong is in 47 Ronin!

  115. Comment by osoloco11 on December 13, 2014 9:23 pm

    Mr Chumpo has some major talent with his movie posters. Great, now I have to watch 47 Ronin.

  116. Comment by osoloco11 on December 13, 2014 9:24 pm

    OMG Sean has been stealing my mail from Susan G Komen.

  117. Comment by Pen15 Grande on December 13, 2014 9:25 pm

    The convenience store I get coffee at most mornings is asking for donations for some outfit. I gave $2 the first time and have to keep reminding them every fucking day going forward that I’ve already given my fucking $2 and that’s all they’re fucking getting from me. They seem to take it pretty well.

  118. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 13, 2014 9:29 pm

    I like my Sam’s Club coffee from my coffee pot in the morning.

  119. Comment by osoloco11 on December 13, 2014 9:33 pm

    PG needs to go to Sam’s Club in May when we are driving for Children’s Miracle Network. We used to have a wishing well for kids to drop change year round, but our Group Leader thought it looked “Tacky”. $1K a month in change. We are hoping she gets promoted soon. Paki American from Cali.

  120. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 13, 2014 9:35 pm

    I average 2 pieces of Catholic charity mail a day.

    I have a lifetime supply of notepads and return address labels, though.

  121. Comment by Jewstin on December 13, 2014 9:36 pm

    I usually buy a shamrock, and I’ll help the firemen fill the boot, but that’s it.

  122. Comment by Jewstin on December 13, 2014 9:38 pm

    And the hair people, but there don’t seem to be many solicitations for hair.

  123. Comment by osoloco11 on December 13, 2014 9:42 pm

    Running out of address labels and DAV cards.

  124. Comment by Jimbro on December 13, 2014 9:47 pm

    “…the hair people…”

    http://tinyurl.com/olg6jlr

  125. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 13, 2014 9:49 pm

    Stupid ending.

  126. Comment by beasn on December 13, 2014 9:50 pm

    California is why your eggs cost more.

    Ours is 2.99/dzn for the Eggland’s Best and Full Circle organic brand. Two-something for the store brand eggs.

    I’ve been seeing more cracked eggs and poop remnants in the past year or two.

  127. Comment by osoloco11 on December 13, 2014 9:50 pm

    Hahaha Cousin It.

  128. Comment by beasn on December 13, 2014 9:52 pm

    I give to St. Jude’s several times a year via the mailers….and they still call me every damn day (I never answer as I’ve told them before I don’t pledge money over the phone).

  129. Comment by osoloco11 on December 13, 2014 9:52 pm

    I’m allergic to eggs. Seems to be worse if I eat stuff with eggs as opposed to eating an egg. I take my chances and wait. Epi pens are my friends.

  130. Comment by Sean M. on December 13, 2014 9:53 pm

    Or are these the Hair people?

    http://tinyurl.com/ocojlnb

  131. Comment by osoloco11 on December 13, 2014 9:54 pm

    Dan is watching Lone Survivor. I cry from start to finish. Gave my $ at box office, but couldn’t watch. Have the book.

  132. Comment by osoloco11 on December 13, 2014 9:55 pm

    Hair is my hippie pleasure. I can sing every song. And I do so.

  133. Comment by scott on December 13, 2014 10:16 pm

    Gross.

  134. Comment by Sean M. on December 13, 2014 10:18 pm

    Did anybody have to remind anybody else that a certain state law precludes them from handing out “free hug coupons” as Christmas gifts today?

  135. Comment by Andy on December 13, 2014 10:19 pm

    I saw it at the theater, Oso. I may never watch it again.

  136. Comment by Andy on December 13, 2014 10:23 pm

    Hey, yeah, as far as donations go: https://www.fisherhouse.org/

    Year in, year out.

    http://www.philanthropyroundtable.org/almanac/hall_of_fame/zachary_fisher

  137. Comment by Jewstin on December 13, 2014 10:27 pm

    I have never seen Hair. I did have a date guy force me to watch Hairspray. But I slept through most of it.

  138. Comment by osoloco11 on December 13, 2014 10:30 pm

    Andy, fisherhouse is awesome. I can’t watch Lone Survivor. My heart says that a Lion of Fallujah or a Rick Rescorla pic would be awesome, but I could never watch them. Hollywood says let’s watch Fury!

  139. Comment by osoloco11 on December 13, 2014 10:33 pm

    Original Hairspray? We used to make athletes watch movies at the Sub with us. West Side Story was fun.

  140. Comment by Vmaximus on December 13, 2014 10:33 pm

    PJ O’Rourke has a funny one
    http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/12/13/up-to-a-point-they-made-me-write-about-lena-dunham.html

  141. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 13, 2014 10:36 pm

    Lone Survivor was hard to watch, knowing the story.

  142. Comment by osoloco11 on December 13, 2014 10:44 pm

    Jay, I bitched and bitched that Hollywood didn’t show the real heroes in the war on terror, and I can’t watch when they do. Doug Zembiec.

  143. Comment by xbradtc on December 13, 2014 10:52 pm

    Wounded Warrior Project gets my donations.

    Not really a fan. They seem to spend an awful lot on overhead.

  144. Comment by Sean M. on December 13, 2014 10:53 pm

    Thanks, Vman, I love PJ. And I’m convinced that Girls is an elaborate form of trolling, since it’s the only show I’ve ever seen where my constant thought is how happy I would be if every single character died in a fire.

  145. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 13, 2014 11:03 pm

    Scott, I need a fact check:

  146. Comment by Vmaximus on December 13, 2014 11:04 pm

    I laughed Sean, he still has it

  147. Comment by osoloco11 on December 13, 2014 11:15 pm

    G’night. 5AM shifts are too early.

  148. Comment by pendejogrande on December 13, 2014 11:16 pm

    I watched an episode of Girls once. I’ve never watched such unappealing fuck scenes in my life. That includes watching me and my 53 yo spouse in the mirror.

  149. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 13, 2014 11:26 pm

    *plans to have mirrors removed from bedroom before hitting 50*

  150. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on December 13, 2014 11:31 pm

    blech! That image left an after taste in my brain.

  151. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 13, 2014 11:36 pm

    http://www.eyebleach.com/

  152. Comment by beasn on December 13, 2014 11:38 pm

    LOL, Chumpo.

  153. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on December 13, 2014 11:41 pm

    Hi, Ms Beasn. How goes the book cases?

  154. Comment by Vmaximus on December 13, 2014 11:42 pm

    Gabe update:
    He was feeling better this afternoon. I m only supposed to let him walk a few steps, but he wants back to normal. Normal is way too much for him. So I have 29 days of keeping him calm.

    Damn heart worms and damn ignorant cheap dog owners that don’t bother to prevent the nastiness.

  155. Comment by Sean M. on December 13, 2014 11:57 pm

    Wow. A friend of mine who has trouble getting her shit together (drugs, mostly) posted this on facechimp in response to some stupid video from Buzzfeed:

    Your kidding me right. I’ve worked min wage since I was 16 years old… If you wanna get paid 15 a hour work somewhere you don’t ask would you want that large size today? Don’t get me wrong it would be amazing to get 15 a hour but if that happens your going to be paying 8$ for a damn gallon of milk. People think that just because the min wage is going up that other shit is just going to stay the same. When min wage was raised to 9$ everything else went up as well. Peoples rent, even the price of the food that they are making at McDonalds even.
    *end rant*

  156. Comment by Sean M. on December 13, 2014 11:58 pm

    I hope somebody punches Gabe’s previous owner in the dick, Vman.

  157. Comment by Jewstin on December 14, 2014 12:01 am

    I agree with Pendejo. I saw an episode, and it was truly awful. Headless chickens flopping about in the yard are more appealing than Girls.

  158. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 14, 2014 12:03 am

    A Very Ke$ha Christmas

  159. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 14, 2014 12:04 am

    Wow, some people get it, Sean. We need some in the GOP leadership.

  160. Comment by xbradtc on December 14, 2014 12:05 am

    Your kidding me right. I’ve worked min wage since I was 16 years old… If you wanna get paid 15 a hour work somewhere you don’t ask would you want that large size today? Don’t get me wrong it would be amazing to get 15 a hour but if that happens your going to be paying 8$ for a damn gallon of milk. People think that just because the min wage is going up that other shit is just going to stay the same. When min wage was raised to 9$ everything else went up as well. Peoples rent, even the price of the food that they are making at McDonalds even.
    *end rant*

    “you’re”
    /hotspur

  161. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 14, 2014 12:09 am

    The movie “Camel Spiders” is on now.

    /Public Service Announcement

  162. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on December 14, 2014 12:16 am

    Happy Birthday, Michael!

  163. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on December 14, 2014 12:19 am

    *moves Jay to the top of the list*

  164. Comment by Sean M. on December 14, 2014 12:23 am

    “Camel Spiders II: The Legend of Curly’s Gold” is one of those sequels that’s better than the original.

  165. Comment by Andy on December 14, 2014 12:23 am

    Jeebus! Do you know how bad that deer smells?

  166. Comment by Sean M. on December 14, 2014 12:24 am

    “you’re”
    /hotspur

    Forget it, she’s rolling.

  167. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 14, 2014 12:28 am

    Did you fall for the smell my finger joke too, Andy?

  168. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 14, 2014 12:30 am

    So, when they show a door in a spider movie that is locked, and show it again, and make a menacing sounds, that’s foreshadowing, right?

  169. Comment by xbradtc on December 14, 2014 12:31 am

    Look, Andy, the deer may smell of rotting flesh and poop, but it still smells better than Lena Dunham.

  170. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 14, 2014 12:32 am

    There’s no big name actors in this movie (well, C. Thomas Howell, but come on!), and I haven’t seen any boobies yet. Not even a bad sex scene.

    I feel ripped off.

  171. Comment by Andy on December 14, 2014 12:40 am

    >> Look, Andy, the deer may smell of rotting flesh and poop, but it still smells better than Lena Dunham.

    Low bar

  172. Comment by phat on December 14, 2014 12:44 am

    Jay,

    How far are you from Des Moines? Have a layover there later this month.

    Been a while since I’ve been there. Last time there was a farm convention at the hotel. I now know more about soybeans and Pioneer seed than any any man should have to know.

    Also, a few Philly layovers around the holidays. Do we have any Hostages there?

  173. Comment by Sean M. on December 14, 2014 12:45 am

    There’s no big name actors in this movie (well, C. Thomas Howell, but come on!)

    Brad Pitt was supposed to play that role, but he had a scheduling conflict.

  174. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 14, 2014 12:53 am

    The trajectory of C. Thomas Howell’s career makes me think he might vote republican.

  175. Comment by Sean M. on December 14, 2014 12:59 am

    He cut back on acting to become a plutocrat?

  176. Comment by Car in on December 14, 2014 12:59 am

    blerg

  177. Comment by Car in on December 14, 2014 1:01 am

    I was really fricken busy today.

  178. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 14, 2014 1:03 am

    I work in Des Moines every day. I am 30 miles north.

    Let me know when you’re gonna be here.

  179. Comment by xbradtc on December 14, 2014 1:04 am

    What’s the soup of the day?

  180. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 14, 2014 1:04 am

    Russ from Winterset is also close.

  181. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 14, 2014 1:07 am

    He cut back on acting to become a plutocrat?

    He was going ever-upward for awhile, didn’t suck as an actor, and then poof, he’s gone until SyFy jobs start calling.

  182. Comment by phat on December 14, 2014 1:13 am

    Jay,

    I will be in in the land of corn on the afternoon of the 26th (Marriott).

    I have a very early flight the next day, but can do a happy hour.

  183. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 14, 2014 1:16 am

    Crap, I work 2 jobs on Fridays, so I can’t make that one, sorry!

  184. Comment by xbradtc on December 14, 2014 1:29 am

    http://jethead.wordpress.com/2014/12/13/flying-a-jet-in-the-los-angeles-storms-december-12-2014/

    Hey, Phat, you ever read this guy? Nice description of flying into SNA.

  185. Comment by Car in on December 14, 2014 1:48 am

    Can’t sleep

  186. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 14, 2014 1:50 am

    Sleepy Sleepy.

    Did that work?

  187. Comment by Andy on December 14, 2014 1:53 am

    No

  188. Comment by xbradtc on December 14, 2014 1:55 am

  189. Comment by Sean M. on December 14, 2014 3:32 am

    People derp and cross the road from me
    And jungle drums they all clear the way for me,
    Can you read my mind, can you see in the snow?
    And fiery demons all dance when you walk through that door.
    Don’t say you’re easy on me, you’re about as easy as a nuclear war.

  190. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 14, 2014 7:55 am

    It’s always a win when I recognize Sean’s derp songs.

    Good morning.

  191. Comment by pendejogrande on December 14, 2014 8:36 am

    In that case roamy I’m about 2-98. That’ll gennerally get you fired.

  192. Comment by Jimbro on December 14, 2014 9:12 am

    >>>Wounded Warrior Project gets my donations.

    Not really a fan. They seem to spend an awful lot on overhead.

    ——————————-

    I’m open to suggestions XBrad. Really, just had to pick one to benefit service members. Maybe Fisher House? I have a plan for an “In Memory of…” donation before year’s end for a former patient who died this year.

  193. Comment by Jewstin on December 14, 2014 10:32 am

    There’s a shiny new poat.


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