MMM 152: eclectic boogaloo

Watch this and realize that race relations peaked in the 80’s.

And also that the Breakin’ movies were insanely awful.
Haughty.
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Abz and quadz.
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Cornrows?
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Chest-freckles again.
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What’s on that TV?
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Sweaty girl.
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I always have a split second where I wonder if those are nicotine patches.
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I think she has MJ’s tattoo.
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Rope time.
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Her thighs are amazing.
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Well I’m certainly motivated. I’m in a “bootcamp” style class all week long from 0800 to 1800, so I’ve got that going for me. Pretty sure there’s a test and a certification involved on the other end of it.

212 Comments

  1. Yummy! Foist

  2. Boxer girl

    http://tinyurl.com/44xatac

  3. mj in the bikini pic looks a little like steven tyler’s daughter

  4. Last girl a) Looks like a soccer chick b) iz teh cute

  5. Boot camp has begun. It’s not like real boot camp much yet. Other participants are drinking coffee and eating bagels.

  6. Tex, I’d love to see her in a nice dress. Dem legs.

  7. Meh. I don’t mind fit girls, but something about all the selfies …

    I’m not a big fan of selfies. Because of the narcissism.

  8. Jeez, Car in, can’t you stop thinking of yourself?

  9. Sorry. I just have to imagine that any of those girls, who took such selfies, would actually be insufferable to be around.

  10. I’m sure they suck as people.

  11. Envy is ugly.

  12. It’s not envy. I think the selfie deal is prompting a really unhealthy level of narcissism in our young girls/women.

  13. Who gets a CT scan for a sore throat?

  14. I don’t doubt that you’re right. Social media is for some women what MMOs are for men, with likes and online attention taking the place of virtual combat and raiding.

  15. Social media sucks at life.

  16. Who gets a CT scan for a sore throat?

    Hillary?

  17. YM?

  18. Dear leader had an owie throat and had a ct scan on Saturday.

  19. Cadillac Health Care.

    Also, sucking a lot of Reggies leaves you at risk for throat cancer.

  20. he probably had a couple too many crusty ones jammed down his throat… jarrett was first in line (i’m guessing)

  21. Smoking puts most of your mouth and throat at risk, sets the kinding, so to speak. Add a lot of “exposures” and you light the fire.

  22. Poor dear has acid reflux.

  23. With his acid reflux he’ll be taking the same Prilosec that Larry the Cable Guy is selling on TV commercials.

  24. That’s what they’re saying.

  25. Sign of a guilty conscience.

  26. Did chest feckles have an “accident”. Maybe it’s just a rainy day or new fashion, but she looks a little wet downstairs…..and not in a pleasant way.

  27. I think it’s just shadow. She’s got a lot of photos out. poses for a living, I can’t imagine she’d be genuinely compromised in one of them.

  28. you get a CT scan when none of the traditional methods work on said sore throat

  29. Dear Leader is a smoker. CT scans are used to determine if cancer is present in soft tissues. Notice how no one pointed that out. Acid reflux’s damage would looked at with an endoscope.

  30. Pole-smoking puts most of your mouth and throat at risk, sets the kinding, so to speak. Add a lot of “exposures” and you light the fire.

    fixt

  31. Well, Mike Douglas blamed his muff diving, and he’s not altogether wrong to suspect it.

    But he’s hetero, unlike 0.

  32. But tobacco increases the risk by weakening your immune system and mucus strength.

  33. Wut?

  34. ‘Merica.

  35. these guys seem to have put in a lot of time at the gym.

  36. We made scrambled eggs the Gordan Ramsay way.

    Not worth the additional effort.

  37. Leon got sneaky this week. The chick is the one in the red shirt with the clipboard.

  38. I don’t think these are women. I don’t think they’re men either. I think the whole thing is CG.


  39. I don’t doubt that you’re right. Social media is for some women what MMOs are for men, with likes and online attention taking the place of virtual combat and raiding.

    What if you’re transgender? I’m asking for a friend.

  40. This is a beautiful picture.
    http://is.gd/fLdYNd

  41. Trannies are generally attention whores and make hefty use of NSABook, IME.

  42. I guess IRC is too nerdy for them.

  43. Holy crap
    More than 250 firefighters battled the blaze at the apartment tower under construction in the 900 block of Fremont Avenue, Los Angeles Fire Department spokesman David Ortiz said. The building had 1.3 million square feet of floor space, and officials said two-thirds of it was consumed by flames.

    The fire was so intense, nearby freeway signs melted.

  44. Burn, baby, burn.

  45. Unfortunately LA city hall is untouched.

  46. You know, these fires would not be considered a tragedy had they resulted from righteous anger from the African-American community.

    I denounce myself.

  47. What makes you think they weren’t? First thing that entered my mind.

  48. Afternoon bootcamp starting up. I managed to replace the pneumatic on my storm door in the lunch period.

    I’m just that good.

  49. What is this bootcamp about?

  50. Evidently it’s home maintenance bootcamp.

    Next up, a dripping faucet.

  51. A lot of people in this country need to get a fucking job.

  52. It’s amazon web services development, Jay. I just had the parts waiting for the door job and didn’t need an hour to eat.

  53. Next up, a dripping faucet.

    Might want to see a urologist about that.

  54. No urology jokes until we get the pathology back, TYVM.

  55. Dick jokes are still important though.

  56. http://tinyurl.com/pinatacat

  57. I got your mom her Christmas present. Haven’t wrapped it yet though.

  58. I find the lack of commenting here… refreshing….

  59. *orders a dozen squirrels, delivered to wiserbud*

  60. *orders a dozen squirrels, delivered to wiserbud*

    Dude… you’re not supposed to tell me that your my secret santa until after we open the gifts.

  61. you’re

  62. Nah, I missed out on the Secret Santa deal. I just figured the squirrel in your house was lonely. It’s the Christmas spirit, and all that.

  63. you’re

    I was gonna correct that, but then I said to myself “nah, leave that their for Hotspur. It’ll make his day.”

  64. I just figured the squirrel in your house was lonely.

    Never caught it. so it either left on it’s own or it’s dead. Guess we’ll have our answer in a few weeks.

  65. ^^^ Didja leave that one there for Hotspur, too, Wiser?

    *dances out of reach*

  66. I suspect the squirrel was attracted to your dwelling when it heard you rehearsing your cover song version of “The Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas Carol.”

  67. ^^^ Didja leave that one there for Hotspur, too, Wiser?

    I’m a giver.

  68. I suspect the squirrel was attracted to your dwelling when it heard you rehearsing your cover song version of “The Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas Carol.”

    I just figured it was because he heard I was nuts

  69. He heard they were very large. Was he gratified?

  70. He heard they were very large. Was he gratified?

    nah, I’m pretty sure he left rather disappointed if that’s what he was looking for.

  71. He was really disappointed after visiting Rosetta.

  72. Homemade mushroom soup…..Oso would love this.

  73. Well, I didn’t get mared this year. SS gift arrived in the mail today.

    Not that tough to figure out what it is.

    Thanks, whomever!!

  74. Is Crispy around? I finally made this recipe today: http://allrecipes.com/recipe/chef-johns-creamy-mushroom-soup/

    Recommended. Made with portabellas, you get pure, deep, rich, loamy essence of shroom. Except, it needs a big serious pinch of ground black pepper and a glug of white wine or sherry towards the end. And I left a lot of the mushrooms un-pureed because we don’t care for 100% pureed soup. Chunks are good.

    Used the rest of that crate of Godzilla-like portabella mushrooms. The soup concentrated down to a deep inky brown before I added the cream and a splash of sherry.

    Fantastic soup. Delicious. I approve of everything except for the quantity- two pounds of fresh mushrooms is an armload, but when all is done you end up with half a gallon of soup.

    Will make again. Next time I try some other kind of shroom. Maybe. These were pretty nice.

  75. I can’t even…

  76. oops….add a “less than” before “half a gallon of soup”

  77. I can’t even…

    They really do exist in their own reality, don;t they?

  78. Laura & Scott,
    Thanks! Bookmarked. Seems like it should have made more.
    Yeah, It’s gotta have chunks. I’ll keep an eye out for a bag.

  79. Afternoon Hostages.

    Whoever took the over in number of tuckers, please report to the window to collect your winnings.

  80. Just checked the HQ between sets.

    I didn’t know it was possible for me to hate Snowden more, but it was.

  81. Meh, I’m pretty sure that Ms. Chapman isn’t the kind of girl you want to touch without at least two layers of protection.

  82. Just checked the HQ between sets.
    I didn’t know it was possible for me to hate Snowden more, but it was.

    Agreed.

  83. Who has two thumbs and left change for a twenty at the self checkout at Albertsons this morning?

    *thumbs, chest, etc.*

    This guy.

  84. Maybe you’ve started a new tipping trend. Carin would be proud.

  85. Yowch. Sorry, Sean. That burns a bit, eh. *tosses you a cold compress from the freezer*

  86. Oso was right, I’m a complete asshole. I’ve never tipped the grocery store.

  87. My Secret Santa gift arrived. :) And the box isn’t ticking or leaking noxious fluids.

  88. The baggers at the commissary works for tips only. And they take the cart to your car and load it for you. So tipping there was the way to go. But tipping at the self checkout line at Albertsons is a bit much.

  89. That’s mighty nice of you, laura. But…is it normal to have this much skin come off when I remove the compress?

  90. Absolutely. Just keep applying it. The pain means it’s working.

  91. “is it normal to have this much skin come off when I remove the compress?”
    sean – read this – you’re good; she’s almost certified.
    http://tinyurl.com/kmsds9e

  92. Skin holds toxins. Skin removal is part of the detox protocol.

    *frantically dials lawyer*

  93. I-I think I feel better. My whole head is numb, so that’s cool. But I’m not fond of this coppery taste in my mouth.

  94. *sees Laura’s number on the caller id*

    *turns up the volume on the tv*

  95. My liberal friend says he would vote for a McCain/Jeb Bush ticket. I threw up in my mouth.

  96. Jewstin,
    You should have vomited on him…

  97. That tells you all you need to know about McCain/Jeb.

  98. Gee our old LaSalle ran great.

    It only took me until now to learn that.

  99. “My liberal friend says he would vote for a McCain/Jeb Bush ticket.”

    we’re doomed

  100. That tells you all you need to know about the Dem bench.

  101. Do not attempt to remove this from the shaft of the penis since the secretion functions as a soft scab; removing could cause bleeding. Just leave it alone and it will eventually dry up an fall off.

    “…an fall off.” This man wants to use a knife on your son’s penis. For the love of God, don’t let that happen.

  102. Laura makes an excellent point.

  103. ” This man wants to use a knife on your son’s penis.”
    better than his teeth i suppose:
    http://tinyurl.com/c3b22l4

  104. My liberal friend says he would vote for a McCain/Jeb Bush ticket.
    He’s just saying he would be voting for progressives.

  105. I’m sorry, circumcision is bad on its own. Adding the risk of getting herpes at 8 days old is just barbaric.

  106. ” This man wants to use a knife on your son’s penis.”
    better than his teeth i suppose:

    Don Lemon had some advice lately about teeth and penises, to one of Bill Cosby’s “dates.”

  107. *looks at his penis*

    Huh. I’ve managed ok.

  108. Aren’t you a baptist? I’m guessing yours wasn’t done by a mohel.

  109. I am. And no. I’m assuming it was done at the hospital.

  110. oh sheeeyit I gotta ship something tomorrow

  111. I was circumcised as an infant, and I only lost one of my penises as a result. That’s a pretty normal outcome, right?

  112. Then you still have six left, Sean?

  113. I couldn’t talk for a whole year after mine, and I couldn’t walk for months.

    Never again.

  114. Comment by Jewstin on December 8, 2014 8:21 pm
    My liberal friend says he would vote for a McCain/Jeb Bush ticket. I threw up in my mouth.
    ********

  115. I believe we fell for this once before.

  116. I believe we fell for this once before.

  117. TESTES.

  118. Well now that MJ’s told us, what did everyone else have for dinner?

    I had thighs.

  119. Did we fall for this once before? I’m still not sure.

    And it’s five, Eric. I’m not some kind of freak.

  120. Car in believes we fell for this before.

  121. leon:
    the biblical roots of circumcision not withstanding, there are current studies supporting clipping your junk –

    Confucius once said: “Clean Junk is Happy Junk”

    http://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736%2807%2960313-4/abstract

    i recognize that this (just a little off the) topic is contentious – as an engineer and scientist (yes pulling that card)- i have seen too many cleaning studies show that “dead legs” are breeding grounds for contamination.

    using an oral root of administration of the procedure, however, is more than barbaric … it delves into unethical behavior at best

  122. ” I’m not some kind of freak.”
    huhh – polydicktyly

  123. I didn’t this collective “we”. But in 2007 liberals were all”McCain Is a republican I could vote for” bs. I remember it well.

  124. The weird thing is how they try to push adult circ in Africa to prevent HIV, when studies have only shown a slight protective effect for infant circ, and a higher risk of infection in the year following an adult circ.

    I won’t do it to a son if I’m lucky enough to have one. Not worth the risk of complications.

  125. My dad claimed McCain was a republican he could vote for, right up until he was on the ballot.

    It’s a ruse or a lie, but they don’t mean it and McCain should never win anyhow.

  126. 27 sutures but I’m ok

  127. My political cousins were all excited about McLame in 2007. They couldn’t understand why I H8D Juan. They thought Mitt was a good choice in 2012 too. I’ll see them at Christmas. I’m sure I’ll find out the D-rat choice for our candidate in 2016.

  128. Democrats like Jeb. They like Lindsey Graham even more, though.

  129. I think all the assholes were shopping in my Club today. A bunch of us kept getting cursed at for stupid stuff. It was brutal.

  130. D-rats H8 Cruz. So do beltway GOPers.

  131. Cruz has the right enemies. So does Perry.

    But Walker has a throne of skulls.

  132. Your enemies are a good barometer of who to trust.

  133. ^^^^^

  134. Dave was power washing?

  135. My grandpa had to be circumcised as an adult. It was, apparently horrible. All three of my boys were circumsized, and they honestly were bothered not by it.

  136. Calamari

    Think about it.

  137. Hormel anything.

  138. THAT’S NOT HAM!!!!!

  139. My Dad was circumcised as an adult. He made sure my brother was circumcised as a baby.

  140. Spam spam spam spam

  141. So no one’s gonna make the “pants fit like a glove” joke?

  142. Taco Bell.

  143. Woah woah woah. Easy on the Taco Bell.

  144. So the fucking scrunt that I got into the fender bender with two years ago has decided to sue me for pain and suffering to the tune of $15,000.

    I really tucked loathe people and lawyers. And yes, I do consider those to be completely separate species.

  145. That place needs to be shut down.

    Unless you like eating foreskins.

  146. My mother took me to a discount Mohel. Everything was half-off.

  147. Love you too, Wiser.

    Two years ago? Really?

  148. Did anybody file a lawsuit against anybody else for injuries sustained from the application of a defective cold compress today?

  149. Same thing happened to a friend of mine just as the time clock was running out on when the other party could take legal action.

    Countersue. Then hire Scott to move some of her things.

  150. The original How the Grinch Stole Christmas was narrated by Boris Karloff.

  151. Aw, shit. I didn’t see wiser’s comment. Didn’t mean to make light of your actual legal difficulties.

  152. Foreskins ground up with cheese and plenty of hot sauce.

  153. I know a guy

  154. Harold knocked out the guy who stabbed him.

    We call him Bubba.

  155. Ya know what I would love to see? A law firm that specializes in aggressively fighting back against the fucking ambulance chasers and their fucking bullshit lawsuits.

    Just once, I’d like to see a billboard that “is some POS suing you for some bogus bullshit reason? Call us and we’ll fuck those cocksuckers so hard, they’ll wish their parent’s never met.”

  156. >>>Aw, shit. I didn’t see wiser’s comment. Didn’t mean to make light of your actual legal difficulties.

    No worries. Pretty incredible timing, actually.

  157. You want the truth, wiser?

    There’s no money in that work. Sad but true.

  158. So the fucking scrunt that I got into the fender bender with two years ago has decided to sue me for pain and suffering to the tune of $15,000.

    I would be so furious I would rise from the grave and price out hit men.

  159. SCoaMFs CT scan:

    http://tinyurl.com/k36kx5g

  160. Harold does that work.

    He can scare the shit out of anyone.

  161. $15000 means some bottom feeder shyster is trolling for a $5000 settlement, and half or thereabouts goes into his pocket. What you need is a conveniently placed wood chipper.

  162. >>>Love you too, Wiser.

    Ya know, I could make some kind of ” well, present company excepted” comment, but fuck that. It’s your profession and these are your colleagues and they are fucking people’s lives up for their own personal enrichment.

    Show me that you are trying to clean that shit up and I’ll make exceptions.

    The fucking ABA could push tort reform but they don’t because money. And hard-working honest people like me get ass-raped by those suckers.

    I love ya, Bcoch, but spare me.

  163. Sends out beacon for Cyn. I think she knows things about this. Things! My brother represents both insurance companies and people suing insurance companies.

  164. Hey fellas. ⚓️✈️

  165. Srsly? $15000 means the shyster knows his case is shit. This is just legal extortion.

  166. If you need a Bubba, I can probably find him in a day or two.

    Seriously, he had a knife sticking out of him and he knocked the other guy out.

  167. Ya know, I could make some kind of ” well, present company excepted” comment, but fuck that. It’s your profession and these are your colleagues and they are fucking people’s lives up for their own personal enrichment.
    Show me that you are trying to clean that shit up and I’ll make exceptions.
    The fucking ABA could push tort reform but they don’t because money. And hard-working honest people like me get ass-raped by those suckers.
    I love ya, Bcoch, but spare me.

    You just described quite a few industries and occupations.

    Altruism doesn’t exist. Profit does.

    But just FYI, there’s a reason I don’t practice. There’s a reason my license isn’t current. There’s a reason I didn’t fit in well or do all that well in law school.

    I don’t need exceptions. It isn’t my profession, it’s my education.

    *shrug*

    You can take all that do with it whatever you wish. But I get real tired of hearing what a bad person everyone with a law degree is.

  168. They are the worst.

  169. *snort*

    Thank you, scott.

    Lol. Never ever fails that Hostages/Morons can make me laugh.

  170. There’s no money in that work. Sad but true.

    Perhaps, but it’s God’s work. That’d be enough for me so long as I wasn’t starving.

    Wouldn’t take long to make a lot of friends, either.

  171. Perhaps, but it’s God’s work. That’d be enough for me so long as I wasn’t starving.
    Wouldn’t take long to make a lot of friends, either.

    You would starve at times. No doubt. And that sucks. You’re right, it would be good, moral work.

    It would feed the soul, but likely not the stomach.

  172. >>>>There’s no money in that work. Sad but true.

    I’d happily pay that firm $5k to keep the liars and the scumbags from profiting from minor car accidents like this.

    The system is fucked up and it’s not going to fixed as long as the fuckers continue to profit from it.

  173. My brother had his secretary write a letter for my Mom in a slip and fall. He took his %. His own mother. He did nothing. His secretary did all the work and the insurance company settled.

  174. There’s probably a beeline to a political career in that idea, somewhere, if you can make it through the lean times.

    Now if we could just find someone with the guts to do it.

  175. Kickstarter?

  176. I wish wiser could hire Kurt Schlichter. That’s one lawyer who could probably scare the chili out of the enemy.

  177. >>>>It isn’t my profession, it’s my education.

    Well then, I wasn’t referring to you then. I was referring to lawyers.

  178. The system is fucked up and it’s not going to fixed as long as the fuckers continue to profit from it.

    You’ll never stop the profit, but the abuse needs to be contained. You’re absolutely right. I wholeheartedly support tort reform. Massive tort reform.

  179. Well then, I wasn’t referring to you then. I was referring to lawyers.

    Heh. It’s a weird thing. I have a JD. I passed and am a member of the Florida Bar. But my license is inactive. Cuts my dues in half and exempts me from continuing education.

    I cannot hold myself out as an attorney nor can I charge for legal advice.

    But, to me, I’m a lawyer. I got the education. I passed all my tests. I’ve got degrees and certificates hanging on my wall.

  180. A smart insurance company would forget about protecting it’s reputation and aggressively fight these cases. And then promote the fact that they fight back against these sleazy fucks.

    I’d buy from them even if they were the most expensive option out there.

  181. Texas sized tort reform.

  182. Torts are delicious, don’t reform them!

  183. I like tortes. But tort reform might be good too.

  184. I’m sure the establishment GOP will push tort reform with the same alacrity they have been fighting illegal immigration.

  185. Wiser my brother makes bank fighting for insurance companies in Vegas. There are Drs and lawyers that work in rings to scam insurance companies. I would imagine that CT has lawyers that do the same.

  186. Linzer torts are nice, en banc.

  187. Still think Cyn needs to weigh in. Wonders where Cyn is. Hope Cyn Mom is OK.

  188. I cannot hold myself out as an attorney nor can I charge for legal advice.

    What I’m hearing there is FREE LEGAL ADVICE!!!!

    Okay, so if I’m buying weed from a guy and I ask him three times if he’s a cop and he says no all three times, but then it turns out he’s a cop and he arrests me anyway, the trial is null and void if the flag in the courtroom has a gold-fringed border, right?

  189. I tapped her POStcard. Broke my plastic bumper but didn’t even bend metal. I couldn’t have been going more than 5mph when I hit her. No fucking way she got hurt or “traumatized.” I leapt from my car to check on her and she was perfectly fine. Didn’t even muss her hair.

    Maybe I’ll start carrying docs for people to sign saying they’re fine.

  190. Does Maetenloch lurk here? Check out the ONT musical selection.

  191. Okay, so if I’m buying weed from a guy and I ask him three times if he’s a cop and he says no all three times, but then it turns out he’s a cop and he arrests me anyway, the trial is null and void if the flag in the courtroom has a gold-fringed border, right?

    That’s EXACTLY how it works.

  192. Ha Sean! And Wiser, I’ve learned in retail that people will say they are ok, and then come back later with a claim. That is why we try to complete all paper work and file accts the day of…oh slipped on a grape? We’ll pay for your Dr visit. Still cheaper than a claim.

  193. I tapped her POStcard. Broke my plastic bumper but didn’t even bend metal. I couldn’t have been going more than 5mph when I hit her. No fucking way she got hurt or “traumatized.” I leapt from my car to check on her and she was perfectly fine. Didn’t even muss her hair.
    Maybe I’ll start carrying docs for people to sign saying they’re fine.

    I got hit from behind at a stoplight. I actually did have some neck pain. That evening and the next morning. Went straight to the doc that morning.

    Two years later? Utter bullshit.

  194. Does Maetenloch lurk here? Check out the ONT musical selection.

    That sonofabitch didn’t even H/T.

  195. This is simply awful:
    http://deadspin.com/report-floyd-mayweather-saw-murder-suicide-via-facetim-1668550992

  196. POStcard= POS car

  197. People suck. Lawyers just capitalize on the package. Liberals ha e expounded the problem with their influence on law.

  198. I would think it is your insurance company’s job to fight this.

  199. Kill all the lawyers!!!! (Really. They are bigger douchebags than engineers)

  200. Animosity International should rebrand itself as a charity organization dedicated to Vigilante Lawfare.

  201. My brother averaged 40K on bedbug cases, He is the poster child of scumbag lawyer.

  202. We could monetize youtube videos about success stories.

  203. >>>I would think it is your insurance company’s job to fight this.

    Oh, it is.

    And then my rates skyrocket for the next 10 years.

    It would probably be cheaper in the long run to pay the claim out of my own pocket.

    Insurance companies are just as bad. They won’t lose here and will probably profit off of this.

    I hit a kid who ran out in front of my car about 30 years ago. Cops didn’t even give me a warning, much less a ticket. Not even close to my fault.

    The family sued for $5k. Ins. Co. Paid. They didn’t want to look mean. I never filed a claim or had my POS Escort repaired.

    The next year, my rate rose to $5,000. And was going to stay that high for the foreseeable future.

    Yeah, who was gonna lose there?

  204. >>>>Animosity International should rebrand itself as a charity organization dedicated to Vigilante Lawfare.

    I love this idea.

    Maybe get some idealistic lawyers to take these cases pro bono….

    BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

    Yeah, that’ll happen…..

  205. We could enlist BiW if we could pry him off the back of the ambulance.

  206. I’m too busy with widows and widowers to bother with ambulances.

  207. And I’m trying to make sure that they know about our state’s new probate trap which is actually a backdoor registry and means to make the unwitting into felons.

    But please, tell me more about how lawyers suck. I mean, it never gets old and stuff.

  208. GNU Poat

    https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2014/12/08/elf-on-a-shelf/

  209. I just want some way to get in on the not-for-profit scam.

    Also to make cool youtube videos that are all the equivalent of a Nelson Muntz “ha-ha” when we win.

    Heck, I bet there are plenty of people that would rather pay the law firm $1 more than the scum are asking for just so they don’t get it. Maybe we work that into the pricing and then farm out the work. AI is like one of the national firms, and we sell contracts to local attorneys with the fee fixed by the damages sought by the plaintiff.

    Plus an extra dollar. For spite.


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