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November 26, 2014
Categories: Hulk Smash, Learn some shit, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, you might be gay if you like this, Your mom likes this . . Author: Cyn, Widgets Fixerer

264 Comments

  1. Comment by Car in on November 26, 2014 6:42 am

    car in, I decided to just buy Sonic Highways. Don’t like the venues enough to use the passwords to pre-buy tickets.

    FINALLY. I’ll await your review, Oso.

  2. Comment by Car in on November 26, 2014 6:42 am

    wakey wakey.

    *goes to check the hunks

  3. Comment by Jay in Ames on November 26, 2014 6:47 am

    WTFITS?

  4. Comment by Jay in Ames on November 26, 2014 7:58 am

    Nothing like driving to work in a couple inches of snow. Yeehaw!

    Everyone is on their best behavior.

  5. Comment by MJ on November 26, 2014 8:19 am

    Ensconced in the beach house. It’s raining.

  6. Comment by Jay in Ames on November 26, 2014 8:32 am

    Do you know that an inch of rain is like 7 inches of wet snow? We’ve had half an inch of rain that’s frozen.

  7. Comment by Car in on November 26, 2014 8:35 am

    Someone better get their ass over here and help me clean.

    And, my Under Armor shirt is missing. Stupid kids. I need that for tomorrow.

    Chop chop

  8. Comment by lauraw on November 26, 2014 8:39 am

    Rain and sleet so far.
    Still haven’t pulled any horseradish. Gonna let it go until the next thaw. Too much other stuff to do today.
    Giving Scott some more time to sleep in, before I start smackin’ pots and pans around.

    Ice cream for beffish! YAY!

  9. Comment by buffalone on November 26, 2014 8:42 am

    *twirls under armor shirt on horns*

    Come and get it.

  10. Comment by Jay in Ames on November 26, 2014 8:46 am

    Please tell me the shirt is red, for added irony bonus points.

  11. Comment by Jay in Ames on November 26, 2014 8:50 am

    Someone on facedouche shared this, and I think everyone in Ferguson should read it:

    http://www.ejectejecteject.com/archives/000129.html

  12. Comment by Jay in Ames on November 26, 2014 9:17 am

    Bill Whittle killed it. Stupid sheepdog.

  13. Comment by Colorado Alex on November 26, 2014 9:30 am

    Dear God, I hate that analogy.

  14. Comment by leoncaruthers on November 26, 2014 9:31 am

    I’m not fond of it, if only because it casts the rest as sheep.

  15. Comment by buffalone on November 26, 2014 10:06 am

    Thanks Jay, I’d forgotten that article. Grey.

  16. Comment by Hotspur on November 26, 2014 10:13 am

    Who moved my cheese?

  17. Comment by leoncaruthers on November 26, 2014 10:18 am

    I cut it. Then ate it.

  18. Comment by Cyn on November 26, 2014 10:26 am

    Wed Nes Day

  19. Comment by Cyn on November 26, 2014 10:29 am

    SECRET
    SANTA
    SIGN UP
    S’IL VOUS PLAIT

  20. Comment by Hotspur on November 26, 2014 10:31 am

    New tires are on car.

    Bring it, Winter.

  21. Comment by Hotspur on November 26, 2014 10:32 am

    Why is Cyn yelling at us?

    And none of that faggy french shit.

  22. Comment by Jay in Ames on November 26, 2014 10:33 am

    I got new tires on the front a couple weeks ago. Plowed right through the snow today.

    Hankook 770s. Ask for them, people. Quietest tires I’ve ever had, great in snow and rain, too.

  23. Comment by Jay in Ames on November 26, 2014 10:33 am

    I’m on my second set.

  24. Comment by Hotspur on November 26, 2014 10:34 am

    There were protesters in Ann Arbor last night. Ann Fucking Arbor for crisakes – white privilege capital of Michigan.

    http://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/index.ssf/2014/11/hundreds_march_in_ann_arbor_ag.html#incart_m-rpt-2

  25. Comment by Hotspur on November 26, 2014 10:35 am

    You aren’t supposed to replace only front tires, Jay. Even Carin knows this.

  26. Comment by Jay in Ames on November 26, 2014 10:37 am

    If you have an unrepairable flat on one, you do. The back ones were fine.

  27. Comment by Car in on November 26, 2014 10:43 am

    What the fucking fuck? Bandwidth is out. How did that happen? Between 7 am and 8:45 it all got used up?

    Something is obviously wrong here. I fucking hate hughesnet.

  28. Comment by Car in on November 26, 2014 10:44 am

    i wonder if there is any way the people building the house next door could be stealing it? I don’t think the signal goes that far. I may have to perform an experiment.

  29. Comment by scott on November 26, 2014 10:47 am

    You should riot.

  30. Comment by scott on November 26, 2014 10:48 am

    Burn the bitch down!

  31. Comment by pendejogrande on November 26, 2014 10:48 am

    I may have to perform an experiment.

    I love it when car in talks dirty.

  32. Comment by Car in on November 26, 2014 10:51 am

    don’t tempt me scott

  33. Comment by leoncaruthers on November 26, 2014 10:53 am

    I’m shocked it hasn’t been burned down already.

    Also change your password.

  34. Comment by Cyn on November 26, 2014 10:53 am

    Ta Gueule

  35. Comment by Hotspur on November 26, 2014 10:55 am

    Carin, if you don’t have a passkey on your router, they can definitely leach off of you.

    I’m with Scott.

  36. Comment by scott on November 26, 2014 10:56 am

    Pound cake for breakfast!

  37. Comment by Colorado Alex on November 26, 2014 10:59 am

    I generally pound scotch for breakfast.

  38. Comment by scott on November 26, 2014 11:03 am

    If the roads get shitty enough I’m going to make a Walmart run.

    * puts on yoga pants *

  39. Comment by buffalone on November 26, 2014 11:23 am

    That’s a good look on you Scott. Here, try this too…

    *hands over under armor shirt*

  40. Comment by Hotspur on November 26, 2014 11:27 am

    It might be little snug.

  41. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 11:27 am

    I suggest Car in change her SSID network name to “NSA_node246” or perhaps “BATFinternal”

  42. Comment by Car in on November 26, 2014 11:32 am

    I’m thinking of changing it to “YOUR NEIGHBOR’S VERY LIMITED BANDWIDTH”

  43. Comment by Car in on November 26, 2014 11:33 am

    found my under armor shirt.

    Next dragon to slay? the bathrooms. all effen four of them.

    *cries

  44. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 11:36 am

    From the research department to jimbro: testing another Chillin Moose parejo. Burning very even, medium strength, white ash, smooth and perhaps woodsy. Over and out.

  45. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 11:37 am

    Car in’s mistake was making her network password “your_mom”

  46. Comment by scott on November 26, 2014 11:43 am

    http://tinyurl.com/me2nu5q

  47. Comment by Cyn on November 26, 2014 11:48 am

    http://i.imgur.com/6LIiH4A.gif

  48. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 11:53 am

    Methinks blacks and gays aren’t down fo da same struggle

    http://is.gd/mZtUXm

    Bad words warning

  49. Comment by Hotspur on November 26, 2014 11:56 am

    So Ginsburg had a stint place in her heart. How did they find the fucking thing?

  50. Comment by Colorado Alex on November 26, 2014 11:57 am

    Car in, don’t you have chirruns you can beat into doing that?

  51. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 11:58 am

    Libtard writer in Time ragazine:

    Riots are a necessary part of the evolution of society. Unfortunately, we do not live in a universal utopia where people have the basic human rights they deserve simply for existing

    Publish this guy’s address so we can bring the evolution of society to him.

  52. Comment by Colorado Alex on November 26, 2014 11:58 am

    So Ginsburg had a stint place in her heart. How did they find the fucking thing?

    And why didn’t they drive a damn stake through it?!

  53. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 12:01 pm

    If Licorice Dick prays, he’s praying Ginsburg croaks before the new Senate convenes so he can shove a young radical leftist into her robes.

  54. Comment by Colorado Alex on November 26, 2014 12:07 pm

    Yup.

  55. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 12:08 pm

    The only Americans who can legitimately object to immigration are native Indian-Americans, President Barack Obama told his Chicago audience Nov. 24, as he made an impassioned ideological plea for endless immigration, cultural diversity and a big government to manage the resulting multicultural society.

    Seems to me the mastodons might have an objection to being slaughtered by undocumented Cro-magnons. Why does he hate Mother Earth?

  56. Comment by Hotspur on November 26, 2014 12:08 pm

    Young radical leftist, Dinosaur radical leftist – at this point, WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?

  57. Comment by Hotspur on November 26, 2014 12:09 pm

    The mastodons had it coming.

  58. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 12:09 pm

    Americans should not favor other Americans over foreigners, Obama demanded. “Sometimes we get attached to our particular tribe, our particular race, our particular religion, and then we start treating other folks differently…

    Like Eric Holder does?

  59. Comment by Colorado Alex on November 26, 2014 12:09 pm

    One thing that I’m thankful for is that the Dems, when they were in control of the WH, didn’t think to try and push expanding the Supreme Court.

  60. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 12:11 pm

    They don’t need to pack the Supreme Court. They can increase their power easily by expanding the real power in the federal government: namely the bureaucracies like the EPA, the IRS, etc.

  61. Comment by daveintexas on November 26, 2014 12:14 pm

    Almost time for the Thanksgiving luncheon at work. We do a traditional meal, Tex Mex from Las Casas

  62. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 12:17 pm

    Americans should not favor other Americans over foreigners

    Not quite sure how this lines up with affirmative action.

  63. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 12:29 pm

    Similar to a jihadi workplace accident.

    http://is.gd/PQKIV5

  64. Comment by xbradtc on November 26, 2014 12:31 pm

    I usually pound your mom for breakfast.

  65. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 12:34 pm

    Your mom is better with a side of bacon.

  66. Comment by leoncaruthers on November 26, 2014 12:35 pm

    Tribal identity is evil except when blacks, asians, messicans, jews, muslims, and women do it.

  67. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 12:37 pm

    Are gays a tribe? Or a cis-tribe?

  68. Comment by Hotspur on November 26, 2014 12:38 pm

    Given the outdoor temperature in many of these places where rioting is occurring, why not break out the tried and true fire hoses?

  69. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 12:39 pm

    Methinks the rioters have already hosed themselves.

  70. Comment by leoncaruthers on November 26, 2014 12:40 pm

    I forgot gays. They get a pass too. For fairness. Also trannies, sex workers, government employees, and unionists.

  71. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 12:43 pm

    And Rosetta.

  72. Comment by leoncaruthers on November 26, 2014 12:47 pm

    Rosetta has no tribe. That’s why he abuses himself so much.

  73. Comment by leoncaruthers on November 26, 2014 12:48 pm

    Sorry, why zhe abuses zherself so much.

  74. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 12:49 pm

    I thought Rosetta was a member of the abnormal American community.

  75. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 12:51 pm

    My favorite alternative gender pronoun is spivak. Sounds like an alien race from Star Trek.

  76. Comment by leoncaruthers on November 26, 2014 1:26 pm

    The worst part about it is completely losing the linguistic fact that “he” is the inclusive pronoun in English.

    No, really, that’s the worst part. The destruction of language and the blurring of linguistic gender with biological sex. That’s the hardest thing to fight.

  77. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 1:29 pm

    Mankind is a dead word. Even though it refers to all people, period.

  78. Comment by leoncaruthers on November 26, 2014 1:36 pm

    It’s wymynkind, now.

  79. Comment by Cyn on November 26, 2014 1:44 pm

    No, it’s not.

  80. Comment by xbradtc on November 26, 2014 1:46 pm

    I fucking hate it when XMom decides to make banana muffins. First, they taste awful. Second, XMom cannot figure out how to operate the toaster oven. Third, I end up mixing all the ingredients, and spooning the mess into the muffin tin, and putting it into the oven, and taking it out. But XMom is making muffins.

  81. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on November 26, 2014 1:48 pm

    I’ve heard Humankind since Carl Sagan’s heyday.

    Big whoop.

    *Commences Holiday Drinking with a big Bloody Beer*

  82. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on November 26, 2014 1:49 pm

    Who wheres the apron in that kitchen?

  83. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 1:51 pm

    Open a Muffin Top store.

  84. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 1:51 pm

    Who wheres the apron in that kitchen?

    It looks sexy on Leon.

  85. Comment by xbradtc on November 26, 2014 2:01 pm

    I actually have an apron (with elephants on it!) but I never wear it.

  86. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 2:04 pm

    Love it. Just heard that Riverside county is rewriting zoning regs to permit growing marijuana.

    Klownifornia: a race to the bottom.

  87. Comment by Jimbro on November 26, 2014 2:13 pm

    They want the ability to tax it.

  88. Comment by Jay in Ames on November 26, 2014 2:14 pm

    Lemme guess where the trunk is.

  89. Comment by leoncaruthers on November 26, 2014 2:19 pm

    I just cook shirtless and shower afterward.

  90. Comment by leoncaruthers on November 26, 2014 2:20 pm

    In 10 years, we’ll be talking about medical cocaine.

  91. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 2:22 pm

    I need medical LSD. It’s the only way I can watch the President speak.

  92. Comment by leoncaruthers on November 26, 2014 2:24 pm

    Tribal peyote is already a thing. There’s that tribal affiliation thing again.

    Peyote Equality is Human Equality.

  93. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 2:25 pm

    ah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    When it comes to Department of Defense doctrine on military treatment of detained persons, “unlawful enemy combatants” are a thing of the past. That term has been retired and replaced by “unprivileged enemy belligerents” in a new revision of Joint Publication 3-13 on Detainee Operations, dated November 13, 2014.

    You know, we have no right to prevent their immigration to the Nation Below Canada.

    I really wonder what regular military people are thinking these days.

  94. Comment by Colorado Alex on November 26, 2014 2:30 pm

    Anything less than a twelve year old being able to buy heroin at the local Walgreen’s is oppression from the fascist nanny-staters.

  95. Comment by leoncaruthers on November 26, 2014 2:32 pm

    I really wonder what regular military people are thinking these days.

    That a job with a private security force wouldn’t have as much bullshit?

  96. Comment by Colorado Alex on November 26, 2014 2:33 pm

    Most of the military folk are busy keeping their heads down and trying to keep their jobs.

  97. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 2:38 pm

    There is a guy on Coffee and Markets who deals directly with the top brass in the military as a supplier of security services. He has affirmed more than once that there is a deliberate, sub rosa effort coming from the administration to discourage the best officers from rising to top slots in favor of pliant types who are more concerned with political correctness and social engineering. He hears this from highly placed officers. The best rising bird colonels are being discouraged from improving their careers because the ones being groomed for promotion are the ones willing to be political toadies.

  98. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 2:39 pm

    that would be security services relating to information technology

  99. Comment by Car in on November 26, 2014 2:43 pm

    I’m sick of cleaning.

  100. Comment by leoncaruthers on November 26, 2014 2:46 pm

    I have to start prepping stuff for tomorrow soon.

  101. Comment by Car in on November 26, 2014 2:47 pm

    In a little while I can take a break and go to work.

  102. Comment by Car in on November 26, 2014 2:47 pm

    I ain’t prepping shit for tomorrow. I’m doing everything on the fly.

    I brined my turkey. That’s all the prep work I’ve done. I also hard-boiled the eggs.

  103. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 2:49 pm

    I’m supposed to make the turkey. It’s tough keeping it from being tainted by all the embalming fluid, even if I wear rubber gloves.

  104. Comment by Hotspur on November 26, 2014 2:52 pm

    We’re going to a restaurant for dinner tomorrow. And before you lecture me about the poor workers who don’t get to be with their families, blow me.

  105. Comment by Colorado Alex on November 26, 2014 2:52 pm

    I’ve got to make an apple crisp for tomorrow, and pick up a bottle of wine. Luckily, that’s it.

  106. Comment by Car in on November 26, 2014 2:56 pm

    it’s OK, Hotspur. I don’t imagine the libs in Ann Arbor celebrate Thanksgiving anyway. A celebration of the “invasion” of North America which began the displacement of the Native Americans? Plus, the Patriarchy.

    No, let those libs work.

  107. Comment by Car in on November 26, 2014 2:57 pm

    I’ve got my two girls cleaning the lower level. I’m afraid to check on their progress.

    Maybe I just won’t let anyone downstairs?

  108. Comment by leoncaruthers on November 26, 2014 2:57 pm

    I’m making things to take across the state to my sister’s. Stuff I know I can nosh on safely. I volunteered, so I’m fine with it.

  109. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on November 26, 2014 2:59 pm

    I’m taking Grandma out to dinner tonight. Not sure she is aware that tomorrow is “The” day. Hehheh. Small payoff to the kids to play along. Smooth sailing tomorrow.

    Evil Genius.

  110. Comment by Hotspur on November 26, 2014 3:02 pm

    St. Michael’s family church was torched last night by the mostly peaceful protesters.

  111. Comment by xbradtc on November 26, 2014 3:04 pm

    My sister Vik is coming over to “help” tomorrow, which means she’ll sit on her fat ass and watch HGTV instead of football, and I’ll end up having to make the whole fucking meal while XMom offers helpful suggestions.

  112. Comment by leoncaruthers on November 26, 2014 3:05 pm

    I’m sure that was an accident involving vigil candles.

  113. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on November 26, 2014 3:06 pm

    I read that the pastor is blaming The White Supers. Just as likely he did it himself for the optics.

    This say anything culture is boring.

  114. Comment by leoncaruthers on November 26, 2014 3:14 pm

    I’ve come to believe that all hate crimes are hoaxes. It’s a rule rarely broken.

  115. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 3:17 pm

    And before you lecture me about the poor workers who don’t get to be with their families, blow me.

    I believe you want to speak to Rosetta about that.

  116. Comment by scott on November 26, 2014 3:26 pm

    On holidays you only have to tip 5%.

  117. Comment by leoncaruthers on November 26, 2014 3:49 pm

    Time to start chopping nuts at high speed.

  118. Comment by xbradtc on November 26, 2014 3:53 pm

    “Just the tip. I swear.”

  119. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 3:58 pm

    ah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    A human barricade completely stopped traffic in La Jolla Wednesday morning during rush hour. Traffic is just slowly getting back to normal on the 5-North freeway, near Nobel Drive.

    This is all in response to the grand jury’s decision not to charge Ferguson Officer Darren Wilson in the fatal shooting of an unarmed teen. Around seven this morning protesters lined the freeway during rush hour – and literally stopped traffic for about a half hour.

    About 50 people held signs saying “Hands up, Don’t shoot.” When this line of protesters stood in the middle of the road, things got heated – drivers got out, confronted the group and punches were even thrown.

    Yes, he just shot a random black unarmed teen. Nice work, MFM.

  120. Comment by Colorado Alex on November 26, 2014 4:37 pm

    See if you can find the hostage…

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/happy-thanksgiving-we-are-very-sorry?bffb#.ef8rVpeW6

  121. Comment by Car in on November 26, 2014 4:39 pm

    I get to stop cleaning now. Yea!!!!

    Worky worky

  122. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 4:50 pm

    See if you can find the hostage…
    #16 or else.

  123. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on November 26, 2014 4:56 pm

    See if you can find the hostage…

    The one who found a dog.

    When I was a kid I thought New England was a state because they have an NFL team.

    (when I was a kid is code for I still thin NE stands for New England. suk it)

  124. Comment by scott on November 26, 2014 4:58 pm

    I think it is funny that people in England see the outline of New Mexico and their first thought is Meth.

  125. Comment by Jay in Ames on November 26, 2014 5:16 pm

    NE is Nebraska. They have football. The N on the helmet is for Knowledge.

  126. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 5:27 pm

    The Oven Glove State.

  127. Comment by leoncaruthers on November 26, 2014 5:42 pm

    I thought that was Michigan?

  128. Comment by xbradtc on November 26, 2014 5:44 pm

    The Lovin’ Glove state.

  129. Comment by ChrisP on November 26, 2014 5:49 pm

    Finished shopping for Thanksgiving dinner.
    Total Wine = 7 liters of whiskey…

  130. Comment by scott on November 26, 2014 5:55 pm

    That should get you through the weekend.

  131. Comment by Cyn on November 26, 2014 6:06 pm

    Party at Chrispy’s

  132. Comment by Jimbro on November 26, 2014 6:11 pm

    http://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/drunken-turkey

  133. Comment by xbradtc on November 26, 2014 6:20 pm

    Sean’s the designated driver.

  134. Comment by scott on November 26, 2014 6:32 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/qdukxjq

  135. Comment by xbradtc on November 26, 2014 7:01 pm

    That’s just too cute to really follow up.

  136. Comment by leoncaruthers on November 26, 2014 7:02 pm

    Made one dip, now I need to make the better version that includes pancetta.

  137. Comment by Tushar on November 26, 2014 7:09 pm

    http://m.imgur.com/gallery/at4z0

  138. Comment by Jewstin on November 26, 2014 7:17 pm

    I bet that guy is Oso’s cousin.

  139. Comment by buffalone on November 26, 2014 7:28 pm

    http://imgur.com/gwDkDAY

  140. Comment by Colorado Alex on November 26, 2014 7:28 pm

    If you’re living in separate cities and dating other people for over 30 years, it’s probably not a “successful marriage”.

    http://www.salon.com/2014/11/27/the_key_to_our_successful_marriage_separate_houses/

  141. Comment by osoloco11 on November 26, 2014 7:32 pm

    Nope. No hay Jesus.

  142. Comment by osoloco11 on November 26, 2014 7:33 pm

    Jew, our DC is in Wyoming. The truck driver was talking about the high winds and bad weather up there. Thought of you.

  143. Comment by Jewstin on November 26, 2014 7:38 pm

    Monday we had periods of total whiteout broken up by sunny, breezy pleasantness. Yesterday was sunny with howling, gale force winds.

  144. Comment by leoncaruthers on November 26, 2014 7:50 pm

    How exactly are those people married?

  145. Comment by osoloco11 on November 26, 2014 7:58 pm

    To be fair, we do have a lot of meth houses. When my cousin, Donald, was still a cop, he H8D having to respond to calls in the east mountains. Lots of meth and pot growing. Lots of heroin users too. We’re a drug corridor for the rest of the country too. I10, I25, and I40. Woot! Woot!

  146. Comment by xbradtc on November 26, 2014 8:06 pm

    If you have a marriage like that, they bust you for fraud.

  147. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 8:06 pm

    I forget. Is anyone in Santa Fe or Albuquerque?

  148. Comment by xbradtc on November 26, 2014 8:07 pm

    If you have a marriage like that, they bust you for fraud.

    Ugh, IN THE ARMY…. If you have a marriage like that, they bust you for fraud. Sham marriage for benefits is a NO-GO.

  149. Comment by Jewstin on November 26, 2014 8:14 pm

    It’s a marriage of convenience. I had an opportunity to marry a chick in Australia once. In exchange for dual citizenship I would have had to spend a significant amount of time babysitting a special needs kid.

    Only a flip of a coin kept me here.

  150. Comment by osoloco11 on November 26, 2014 8:14 pm

    I’m in Albuquerque.

  151. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 8:20 pm

    Ah, wondered about the place. In-laws just moved to Santa Fe, north of town between 84 and 599.

  152. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 8:27 pm

    Wow, their house looks amazing. Can’t wait to see it in person.

  153. Comment by osoloco11 on November 26, 2014 8:28 pm

    Cool. I have a few friends and family in Santa Fe/Los Alamos/Pojoaque.

  154. Comment by osoloco11 on November 26, 2014 8:30 pm

    Beautiful area. Close to O’Keefe country.

  155. Comment by osoloco11 on November 26, 2014 8:43 pm

    I ran into people that I hadn’t seen in years today. I think everyone was at Sam’s Club buying pies. Dan kept catching people hugging me. I H8 being touched.

  156. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 8:45 pm

    Demonstrators vandalized businesses in Oakland, California during a second night of protests spawned by a Missouri grand jury’s refusal to indict a white police officer in the shooting death of Michael Brown. (Nov. 26)

    I’ll say it again. Oakland is an ashtray.

  157. Comment by Sean M. on November 26, 2014 8:46 pm

    Did anybody “forget” to pick anybody else up at the airport today?

  158. Comment by buffalone on November 26, 2014 8:50 pm

    http://imgur.com/gallery/FyJN8S1

  159. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 8:51 pm

    I’m wondering if you can roast a turkey with nuclear waste.

  160. Comment by buffalone on November 26, 2014 8:52 pm

    ^”The accidental knee in the balls between sex positions.”

  161. Comment by buffalone on November 26, 2014 8:52 pm

    Dammit George. Where the hell have you been and why did you come back?

  162. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 8:53 pm

    I’ve been dead. And I have returned to feast on brains and turkey. But mostly brains.

  163. Comment by bcochran81 on November 26, 2014 8:55 pm

    Booze is your friend. That is all.

  164. Comment by Jewstin on November 26, 2014 8:55 pm

    Demonstrators vandalized businesses in Oakland, California during a second night of protests spawned by a Missouri grand jury’s refusal to indict a white police officer in the shooting death of Michael Brown. (Nov. 26)

    When I lived in the Bay Area Oakland riots were pretty much a weekly event. Not newsworthy.

  165. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 8:57 pm

    That’s Oakland. I used to ride BART into SFO for work and school. The last stop before you went under the bay was above ground at Oakland West. You couldn’t have paid me to get off at that station with platinum bullion.

  166. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 9:00 pm

    If booze is my friend, who will be my lover?

  167. Comment by bcochran81 on November 26, 2014 9:02 pm

    Jergens.

  168. Comment by osoloco11 on November 26, 2014 9:03 pm

    HA!

  169. Comment by osoloco11 on November 26, 2014 9:05 pm

    I haven’t been to SF since 1976. I want to go to watch baseball there, but I’ve been boycotting them. Dan has never been to NoCal.

  170. Comment by osoloco11 on November 26, 2014 9:06 pm

    No Oakland either.

  171. Comment by osoloco11 on November 26, 2014 9:06 pm

    I really need to pick up those stadiums.

  172. Comment by pendejogrande on November 26, 2014 9:08 pm

    Ba dump ba

  173. Comment by Jewstin on November 26, 2014 9:09 pm

    The Coliseum is a blast. I’ve never been to the Giants’ park.

  174. Comment by Jewstin on November 26, 2014 9:11 pm

    Actually I’ve never been to a baseball game, but the Black Hole during a Raiders’ game is either a death wish or the most fun you can have with your clothes half on. I trust that an A’s game would be just as fun.

  175. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 9:11 pm

    Jergens: the milk of human kindness

  176. Comment by osoloco11 on November 26, 2014 9:13 pm

    The As stadium is featured prominently in Major League. I still H8 the As from the Reggie Era.

  177. Comment by osoloco11 on November 26, 2014 9:15 pm

    Jew, my Mom is a freaking Giants/Raiders fan. We were stationed in NoCal in the mid 60s. Her first exposure to baseball and football.

  178. Comment by Jewstin on November 26, 2014 9:16 pm

    Mineral oil is an enemy. I’m going to start a riot against mineral oil.

    NO DIMETHICONE NO PEACE!

  179. Comment by pendejogrande on November 26, 2014 9:18 pm

    I’ve never watched an episode of The View. What am I missing? Judging from the sidebar story at ace, I’d guess I’m missing out on some serious nausea.

  180. Comment by Jay in Ames on November 26, 2014 9:18 pm

    On the way to Minnesota. Its getting nicer the farther north we go. Weird.

  181. Comment by pendejogrande on November 26, 2014 9:20 pm

    Fuck a scandi winch for me.

  182. Comment by Jay in Ames on November 26, 2014 9:22 pm

    PG, rosie odonnell. Nothing more needs to be said, but add in joy behar and predator, errr whoopi for bonus nausea.

  183. Comment by Jay in Ames on November 26, 2014 9:23 pm

    On it, PG!

  184. Comment by osoloco11 on November 26, 2014 9:23 pm

    PG, The View is the worst thing on TV ever. I H8 every single female that has ever been on that POS show. Starting with BABA WAWA and right to the present day. Bints.

  185. Comment by Jewstin on November 26, 2014 9:28 pm

    I saw one segment of a View episode. Bawbawa and the other harpies took turns savaging the one person who disagreed with them. Absolutely pathetic.

    I’m glad Whatshername bailed out and got a job at Fox.

  186. Comment by scott on November 26, 2014 9:31 pm

    It’s the TV version of Daily Kos with more estrogen.

  187. Comment by osoloco11 on November 26, 2014 9:32 pm

    LIVs love The View.

  188. Comment by Jewstin on November 26, 2014 9:36 pm

    It’s like Janeane Garofalo cloned itself and adopted a variety of female costumes.

  189. Comment by osoloco11 on November 26, 2014 9:37 pm

    ^^^^^

  190. Comment by osoloco11 on November 26, 2014 9:37 pm

    Where we got the Rape-Rape quote from Whoopi

  191. Comment by pendejogrande on November 26, 2014 9:41 pm

    I guess I’ll continue to not watch it, I guess.

  192. Comment by scott on November 26, 2014 9:42 pm

    I started trapping garage mice.

    I’m up to 3.

  193. Comment by Jewstin on November 26, 2014 9:42 pm

    Don’t be swayed by peer pressure, Pendejo. You might like it.

  194. Comment by bcochran81 on November 26, 2014 9:42 pm

    And you shall continue to remain sane. Because viewing The View..well, that way lies madness.

  195. Comment by scott on November 26, 2014 9:46 pm

    The View will put sand in your vagina.

  196. Comment by pendejogrande on November 26, 2014 9:53 pm

    No room. That’s where I keep my gravel.

  197. Comment by Cyn on November 26, 2014 9:53 pm

    The View causes Ebola symptoms.

  198. Comment by osoloco11 on November 26, 2014 9:53 pm

    Ran into college roommate’s Mom today. 31 years ago, I was at her house in Chama and Mama Kitty consumed a rabbit on the balcony. Our cat was afraid of birds. Mama Kitty was the first hunter I’d ever been around. Carolyn, (Roommate’s Mom) was recently trapped in her bathroom, because a bear was in her cabin. I lived there in the 80s and we had raccoons and skunks coming in through the pet door. The bear just broke in through the front door.

  199. Comment by Vmaximus on November 26, 2014 9:58 pm

    Scott,
    Check your email, please.

  200. Comment by lauraw on November 26, 2014 9:58 pm

    people watch tv in the daytime, still?

    can’t remember the last time I watched tv.

  201. Comment by osoloco11 on November 26, 2014 10:00 pm

    Lauraw, breakroom TV is WTF?

  202. Comment by osoloco11 on November 26, 2014 10:01 pm

    I still don’t understand why people watch episodic TV when break/lunch is 15min or 30min. Makes no sense.

  203. Comment by bcochran81 on November 26, 2014 10:03 pm

    THE VIEW CAUSES EBOLA SYMPTOMS?

  204. Comment by Jewstin on November 26, 2014 10:04 pm

    I usually wait and download entire seasons of episodic television.

  205. Comment by osoloco11 on November 26, 2014 10:06 pm

    Jew!!!!! I love you!

  206. Comment by Jewstin on November 26, 2014 10:07 pm

    I’m looking forward to the new season of Person of Interest.

  207. Comment by osoloco11 on November 26, 2014 10:08 pm

    Bcoch, The View causes Democratium. AKA Head up Ass.

  208. Comment by ChrisP on November 26, 2014 10:10 pm

    I’ve never seen POI. Many people have raved about it.
    When and where is it on?
    We only have “Antenna TV”…

  209. Comment by Cyn on November 26, 2014 10:14 pm

    Yep – and continued watching makes stuff fall right off. I watched for about 15 minutes once and my head fell clean off three times!!1!

  210. Comment by Jewstin on November 26, 2014 10:14 pm

    Chrispy, Person of Interest is pretty terrific. I’m not certain but I think it’s CBS or NBC on Wednesday Possibly at 9:00 P.M.

  211. Comment by Jewstin on November 26, 2014 10:18 pm

    I should mention that it might be confusing if you haven’t watched from the beginning. It’s got a pretty good plot arc besides being episodic.

  212. Comment by osoloco11 on November 26, 2014 10:26 pm

    Is POI the one with Jim Caviezel?

  213. Comment by Jewstin on November 26, 2014 10:28 pm

    That’s the one Oso.

  214. Comment by Cyn on November 26, 2014 10:29 pm

    Dreamy

  215. Comment by Jewstin on November 26, 2014 10:31 pm

    He’s totally dishy. I like the silver wings in his hair.

  216. Comment by osoloco11 on November 26, 2014 10:34 pm

    I ❤ him in Frequency. I still H8 the Mets.

  217. Comment by xbradtc on November 26, 2014 10:35 pm

    Homemade pan fried chicken, biscuits, gravy, and pear&cheese salad. Man, what a pain in the ass.

  218. Comment by osoloco11 on November 26, 2014 10:45 pm

    Jew, his eyes. Le sigh.

  219. Comment by osoloco11 on November 26, 2014 10:46 pm

    XB is funneh. He tries to be grumpy, but he is a great guy.

  220. Comment by osoloco11 on November 26, 2014 10:47 pm

    I love Pogo, and all the extended XB clan.

  221. Comment by xbradtc on November 26, 2014 10:47 pm

    Oso, trust me. Others have met me. I’m something of an asshole.

  222. Comment by lauraw on November 26, 2014 10:48 pm

    Not really arguing but I think he really is grumpy though

  223. Comment by scott on November 26, 2014 10:51 pm

    Asshole.

  224. Comment by osoloco11 on November 26, 2014 10:53 pm

    Dude, you kill Black Widows AND you deal with Q-tips on a daily basis. You don’t even call them Crypt Keepers.

  225. Comment by xbradtc on November 26, 2014 10:57 pm

    I drink heavily to keep a civil tongue.

  226. Comment by osoloco11 on November 26, 2014 10:59 pm

    Blah blah Associate recognition don’t clog the cafe lines. One of the sides in the break room today was HMS Smoked Gouda/Mashed potatoes. It was yum!!!!

  227. Comment by ChrisP on November 26, 2014 10:59 pm

    I drink heavily to survive…

  228. Comment by osoloco11 on November 26, 2014 11:00 pm

    XB, I drink heavily to keep my rep as a nice person.

  229. Comment by osoloco11 on November 26, 2014 11:06 pm

    USA Today had an article about Heavy Drinking Vs. Alcoholism. Glad to be a HD.

  230. Comment by lauraw on November 26, 2014 11:06 pm

    Goodnight, shmoopies.

  231. Comment by osoloco11 on November 26, 2014 11:06 pm

    G’night, Lauraw.

  232. Comment by George Orwell on November 26, 2014 11:07 pm

    I drink heavily to keep a civil tongue.

    I do that by staying dead.

  233. Comment by osoloco11 on November 26, 2014 11:31 pm

    Ugh. Losers at work were making me sing today. I H8 singing.

  234. Comment by pendejogrande on November 26, 2014 11:32 pm

    I’ve not yet figured out why I drink heavily. It’s only come about in the last five years or so. Maybe it’s b cause of Obama.

  235. Comment by osoloco11 on November 26, 2014 11:36 pm

    PG, I blame TFG. I was a moderate drinker before.

  236. Comment by osoloco11 on November 26, 2014 11:38 pm

    Long day tomorrow. Cooking at MiLs.

  237. Comment by xbradtc on November 26, 2014 11:41 pm

    PG, what a remarkable coincidence!

  238. Comment by jam2 on November 26, 2014 11:53 pm

    “Homemade pan fried chicken, biscuits, gravy, and pear&cheese salad. Man, what a pain in the ass.”

    try to fit it all in there without the pan next time… less pain, or so i’ve heard from (redacted).

  239. Comment by Lipstick on November 26, 2014 11:56 pm

    Has anybody else fallen asleep in the mattress store? I was sorely tempted to have a quick nap today at Ortho.

    Actually years ago a friend was shopping for a mattress and I was waiting for her, stretched out “testing” one. When I woke up there were several children standing around the bed staring at me.

  240. Comment by Lipstick on November 26, 2014 11:56 pm

    Oso, are you cooking?

  241. Comment by xbradtc on November 27, 2014 12:18 am

    Ugh. Tired, too tired to write. But not nearly tired enough to fall asleep.

  242. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on November 27, 2014 12:38 am

    Nobody likes a quitter.

  243. Comment by xbradtc on November 27, 2014 12:40 am

    You’re right. Thanks for inspiring me to carry on.

    **picks up meth pipe again**

  244. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on November 27, 2014 12:42 am

    There’s a good guy. I saw 4 flights of 6-9 ea V-22’s today. f’in cool looking formations. It’s like the Terminator Wars.

  245. Comment by xbradtc on November 27, 2014 12:47 am

    I see them over head here once in a while, but usually only one or sometimes 2.

  246. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on November 27, 2014 12:52 am

    Strange bird. After our Shakespere’s revival, I took up tweeting. It’s further Intertube Madness. Not sure how to read that shit.

  247. Comment by Jay in Ames on November 27, 2014 12:52 am

    Lovely weather in MN tonight. 20 and calm, lots better than iowa.

  248. Comment by xbradtc on November 27, 2014 12:56 am

    I mostly read twitter on my phone. It takes a while to get used to. And you have to be somewhat selective on who you follow.

  249. Comment by Vmaximus on November 27, 2014 1:19 am

    I made 2 apple pies tonight. 1 for me to test, and 1 for tomorrow.

    I have never made an apple pie before. It is good.

  250. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on November 27, 2014 1:26 am

    Good luck Vman. If it lasts longer than four hours you did it wrong. Call 911

  251. Comment by xbradtc on November 27, 2014 2:10 am

    Sadly, it looks like the only pie in the house tomorrow is pumpkin. Not a fan of pumpkin.

  252. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on November 27, 2014 2:21 am

    Take the circumference of a circle and divide it by the diameter. There’s yer pi.

    Also, look out Double. Black Mold

  253. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on November 27, 2014 2:23 am

    OOPPs.

    Sorry. (truly)
    please to fix. Before Mom and Dad get home.

    Thanx in advance

  254. Comment by xbradtc on November 27, 2014 3:00 am

    fuckem.

    And nowhere in that calculation did I see any chocolate cream pie.

  255. Comment by Sean M. on November 27, 2014 4:19 am

    You may find you’re by yourself
    Friends have all grown up and gone away
    Drifting, falling you can’t derp yourself
    The walls of cold and gray surround, they surround

  256. Comment by Car in on November 27, 2014 4:34 am

    wakey wakey

  257. Comment by Car in on November 27, 2014 4:37 am

    I have to wake my daughter up in a minute.

    She’s going to be grumpy.

    *shrugs

    She SAID she wanted to run this with me.

  258. Comment by Lipstick on November 27, 2014 4:40 am

    Whoa, Car in! Up early to put the bird in?

    I’m just closing out tabs before going go to bed.

  259. Comment by Lipstick on November 27, 2014 4:41 am

    Ahh, I get it, the Turkey Trot. Trot proudly!

  260. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on November 27, 2014 5:18 am

    Happy Thanxgiving, Y’all! Sorry to jam a vid into the thread. I forgot to TinyHurl. I’ll take a lap for it.

    ch.

  261. Comment by buffalone on November 27, 2014 6:12 am

    My turkey is frozen.

  262. Comment by Car in on November 27, 2014 7:08 am

    Oh no!

  263. Comment by buffalone on November 27, 2014 7:13 am

    Why aren’t you running Forest?

  264. Comment by buffalone on November 27, 2014 7:15 am

    Also new poat. https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2014/11/27/big-food-thursday/


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