Just tell me you aren’t picturing MJ as Frank right now.
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Just tell me you aren’t picturing MJ as Frank right now.
November 23, 2014
Categories: pets, Someone needs a sandwich, STFU, The Cat's Pajamas, weather blog, Your mom likes this . Tags:All derp most of the time, bestiality, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton . Author: Jay in Ames
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December 3, 2020
I’m guessing we have at least one dialysis center for every 3-5 mile radius.
Award winning! What’s in this burning bag on the porch?
This post is dancing on my leg
THAT’S NOT DANCING!
The Breakfast Jack is a simple ham egg and cheese sandwich on a hamburger bun; however one must fry the ham. It doesn’t need to be enshrined in the H2 Recipie Hall. If you few up around Jack in the Box Drive-thru you may have an affinity for the simple satisfaction of a Breakfast Jack.
Morning “Jack” is different all together Leon. I’ve never quite mastered that one.
MJ that zombie DOTW was great. I’m going to make those for guests at my Thanksgiving Party.
I like it when dogs smoke!!
Did you ever see that little toy dog that smoked and blew smoke rings? It was great.
Awesome, Chumpstick. Let me know how it goes!
We did our menu last night. Rented a house on Marco Island. Just me, GND, pool, beach, and the dog.
No dogs playing poker picture?
Booooo—Thumbs down!
H2 Reminder: Secret Santa – sign up, or else!!1!
I went to Marco Island for spring break my senior year of college.
There’s a really long story that goes along with that trip. It’s cut and paste-worthy. One day I’ll give the details. Right now: football.
I don’t think Car in is going to enjoy the game.
I’m missing being able to flash back and forth between games on the teevee.
Will do. S.S. is going to be great. I’m getting my hapless victim an all expenses paid vacation for 2 to the Jessie Mae Hemphill concert in Kuala Lumpur. Tell us about it Rod!
Maylaysian Air may take ye and a guest on a First Class flight straight to the freakiest little 5 Star Hotel Resort in style and …what?! She isn’t with us any more?
Um. This is embarrassing. listen to her cool song while I repackage this Tortilla Warmer. You’ll love it. (the song is cool too.)
http://tinyurl.com/o2mbrjt
i got home from my run, and my daughter was in full depression.
Sure you have your Iowahawks and Ace of Spades and Charles CW Cooks, but Jonah Goldberg still has style and panache.
This is how he starts his latest column:
“Like a cannibal in a coma ward, I have no idea where to begin.”
Jonah Goldberg knows how to turn a phrase. I enjoy reading his weekly G-File “news” letter with its asides to The Couch. Same with Jim Geraghty’s Morning Jolt.
I prefer the Daily Kos. I think a really good belly laugh wakes you up.
What a run!
I found Jonah through drudge back in the Clinton cumstain days. From Jonah I found nro and eventually ace and the rest of the vrwc. Jonah used to be way funny bastard and then he got married and had to act all grown up and shit. Same for frank j.
i got home from my run, and my daughter was in full depression.
Wow, me too! If by “run” you mean Cracker Barrel, and by “daughter” you mean dog who got locked in her crate and didn’t get a doggy bag because we ate it all.
You should scoop up the kittens and dump them in her lap. Can’t be depressed with kittens I’ve heard.
Made a run to Barnes and Noble to buy some lighter reading. Picked up Good Omens and The Seven Deadly Virtues.
Actually, buffalone, she’s curled up on the couch with one right now.
kittah therapy.
Prayers and (((HUGS))) for Romacita.
I’m twenty pages into The Seven Deadly Virtues and it is already an excellent book.
People will name their children anything these days. Anything. It wouldn’t surprise me to find out there are half a dozen boys in my son’s fourth-grade class named Aurelius. But there’s no girl named Prudence in any grade school in America, even though “Dear Prudence” was a Beatles song that sucked – which is usually enough to send American parents into a nomenclature frenzy. (See the half-dozen boys in my son’s class named Jude.)
Xbrad??
^LOL^
/quit stalking me
CoAlex, 30 year old new cashier at Sam’s is named Prudence. She goes by “Prudie”
Oso, I think that’s his point. It’s an older name, but not one that any new parent would give to their child.
Seems like a good name for your left hand.
I’m getting tired of all the Sophia’s and Jackson’s. I never thought I’d have an old lady’s name, but I do. I really didn’t expect anyone in their 30s to have that name either.
I don’t know anyone named oso.
Huh.
Dang – what kinda special Wheaties did the Seahawks eat today??
All of the things are packed!
J’ames, pine nut and artichoke heart pizza is yummy. I like it with sun dried tomatoes and green chile.
>>>All of the things are packed!
*cues banjo music*
Heh
#PackingAllTheThings
6 giant wall clocks and a spool cabinet.
What about the fudge?
You got any more of them ‘giant wall clocks’? I’m asking for a friend.
I’m not sure what sounds worse; giant wall clock or spool cabinet.
Cuckold Clock
Snow for Wednesday. People will be spending Thanksgiving at the airport.
Yeah. I’ve made some great friends huddled around the warm glow of a shared V110 outlet charging our phones, Give Thanx.
Good evening, clock packers.
Cuckold Clock
Is that the one that bangs your wife every hour on the hour?
Howdy
Back from Dallas, it was fun
Howdy
Why was Dallas fun?
Were you visiting someone or was it a work trip, Vman?
Hostages in THE coolest tees
http://imgur.com/a/kAC0v
I thought Lauraw worked at Lowes?
http://imgur.com/gallery/7Tk3kx6
I’ve been waiting all day for Cyn to say…
Shhhhhh… it’s not time yet.
But i don’t wanna wait anymore!
*rummages in closets for Xmas presents
Great – now I have that tune by The Tubes in my head.
Have I mentioned how much of a timesuck Amazon Prime Music is? I go searching to see if one thing is in their library of free stuff, find a bunch of other related things, and all of a sudden, I’m listening to the entirety of “Black Celebration” by Depeche Mode. Quality album.
Between Amazon Prime Music and iTunes Radio I haven’t bought a CD or MP3 download in a long time. I really need to sell my CD’s back while they’re still buying them. I’ve had the same CD in my truck’s player for a year.
Hey Jay…did you know this exists and is awesome?
http://is.gd/6Jc7H4
I actually had this idea you couldn’t jerk bacon because of the high fat content, but it really is real and I love it.
And it’s paleo!
Gluten free!
Rocketboy informs me that women in Rolla are like the campus parking spaces. They are either taken or handicapped.
I visited a friend, we walked all over taking pictures. It was rainy and overcast so the pictures suck. But I did get a dinosaur wearing a Christmas hat so that is worth something.
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped or too far out.
Tell Rocketboy that he hasn’t lived until he’s tried cripple sex. And he’s got to have at least one crazy ex-girlfriend before he leaves college.
I hope Wiserbud saw that catch.
OMG that catch!!!
He also said the warning signs are Starbucks latte, yoga pants, and Ugg boots All 3 = stay away.
That catch was really something else.
Roamy, you understand that this is a disinformation campaign, right?
Ugg boots are a dealbreaker for me.
All 3 =
stay awaygo for it, but don’t marry/said every guy in the dorm and-or frat house
*high fives cyn
Sounds like an easy target for a night.
He should try to meet a nice girl at church. Hopefully not in yoga pants.
MMM scheduled for 605am. No nice girls, and there are some yoga pants.
*frantically blows whistle*
RAAAAAAAAAAAAPE CULTUUUUUUUURE!!!!!
*takes off Ugg boots*
Sorry to scare you, Sean; I was just playin’.
I got an 89% on the paper I wrote for my calc 3 class. I wrote the damn thing the night it was due and turned it in three hours late.
Laura, yes, but it was still funny. Beats arguing over how much he needs in a hair cut.
Also, my sister is being a bitch and it’s a good thing I can’t reach through the internet and slap her good. She and Dad had a falling out before Mom died, and she hasn’t been back to see him since Mom’s funeral 5.5 years ago. She expressed the hope that the passengers in Dad’s car and the owner of the house he hit sue him. Bitch.
That’s harsh of her. I hope you reminded her of a little thing called karma.
* takes off yoga pants *
Right on, Colex. But next time, show a little more enthusiasm while you’re blowing the teacher, and you’ll probably get an A.
Jeeeeeeez.
Was this on Faceborg?
Your sister has issues, Roamy. That’s like a curse she’s trying to lay.
I told her how helpful she was, how supportive in a time of crisis, how the people in her church must call her a saint, and how proud Mom would be. /sarc.
I think she got the point.
My husband is the funniest man on the planet.
Sean, his teacher is a chick.
I don’t remember if he’s banging her yet.
Laying curses is sorcery. Mortal sin. Hope she went to confession.
Here’s that amazing catch
http://www.gfycat.com/PointedKindheartedAtlanticsharpnosepuffer
Sean, his teacher is a chick.
It’s very cis-normative of you to assume that means s/he doesn’t have a penis.
Perfect comeback, Roams.
Jeez. I thought by buying a SSD the damn thing would last awhile. 7 month later and I get a classic 2000-0151.
Fuchin sumana Ugg Buut!
Man that gif is crystal clear.
Bedtime.
Oso and Chumpo are the same.
How many cats does she have, Roamy?
Right on, Colex. But next time, show a little more enthusiasm while you’re blowing the teacher, and you’ll probably get an A.
My teacher is a cat lady. Probably crazy as well, but I’ll let it slide because she’s been flexible (whore mouths, shut them) about letting me take exams or quizzes at later dates due to my work schedule.
Cat ladies are hot.
No because sheeeee likes the Raydars and eye like the Chargers.
I was hoping that Leon would simply tell me to flip the FranitZ and the computer would work again but to no avail.
Full translation
I bought a new fangled Solid State Hard Drive for a laptop computer thinking it would last because there are no working parts. Well it broke after 7 months. POS
On and on.
Turkey’s done!
No really, it is. I wasn’t commenting on how cold it is in here. Cut up, and in the fridge. Delicious!
I have an SSD for my laptop too, Chumpo. Screaming fast. I run mainframe programs on it faster than our mainframe does.
Chumpo,
Your weekly back-up should render that moot.
Eh?
Sorry, DON’T throw things!
How many cats does she have, Roamy?
I think 3. Good call.
Leon, she grew up Southern Baptist, same as me. Was Lutheran for a while, though without the Jello. (waves at Michael)
CYN! Going to see Katy Perry at the Super Bowl?
I foresee a wardrobe malfunction.
Cyn, nice gif, impressive catch.
I thought I was doing good things here, Jay. It was nice and fast. I went to dinner and when I got back, Blue Screen ‘O Death.
I didn’t KILL my laptop.
I blame the One Armed Man!
Maybe it’s just the controller card. But only a repair facility can tell you that.
Malfunctions are good for ratings. Rawr.
theres nothing on it Crispy. It’s just a internet machine for the family room.
I just think the damn thing gave up zee ghost.
Kitten, I sent you and e mail. Thank you.
http://tinyurl.com/o8ayh9y
Did anybody short-sheet anybody else’s bed today?
That was an amazing catch! (Even though the guy plays for the other team…..)
Happy birthday, Michael!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B3LDcB1CcAAhF1m.jpg:large
Chumpo,
Sorry, man. It reminds me that I’ve not done a back-up for 3 months, and I’m gonna get burned…
Ft. Sam Houston is on lockdown right now. Not sure what’s going on. Conflicting reports.
http://www.gfycat.com/WhoppingSelfassuredGalapagospenguin
^^ His pre-game practice catches.
Got you email; sent you one back.
On the catch, the penalty was for the other guy swiping at the receiver’s neck?
I sent everyone but Car in an email. Just reply all to talk about her. We’ll call her later.
Ft. Sam Houston is on lockdown right now. Not sure what’s going on. Conflicting reports.
A soldier lost a canteen. He wasn’t wearing his reflective belt at the time.
Cat ladies are hot.
You betcha! About 11 years ago my friends brought a cat to my house. She had been dumped in their neighborhood and had been hanging around crying for weeks so they decided I would adopt her.
Long story shortish, I’m now about to become her caretaker again. So, cat lady.
My brother told me they alternately called those belts their:
Power Belts
Magic Belts
Yaller Belts
Birth Control Belts
ect
http://tinyurl.com/mtqtwn5
They didn’t even exist back in my day.
You all looked cool. Running and smoking.
Yeah,
None of that existed in my day, (’67-’73)…
Hahah. Yeah, but the lighter stuck in my sock chafed.
Romo
Homo
What did he do now?
31-28 Dallas.
Gints are sooo close.
Being in the Army looks trippy. Do they let you take Ecstasy before you go jogging?
Game over.
Game over, man?
Game. Over.
Is it wrong that I laughed at this?
http://weaselzippers.us/206098-ferguson-protester-killed-with-her-own-gun/
Two scientists were racing
For the good of all mankind
Both of them side by side
So Determined
Locked in heated battle
For the derp that is their prize
But it’s so dangerous
But they’re determined