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Phone Bloggin’

As you may have heard, my hard drive went down, again. Worse than the holocaust, I tell ya.

Is it morning already? Time for your mom to put on her favorite t shirt.

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Your dad teaching your mom how he gets ready for work.

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Ah Mila. Show us how it’s done.

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Enjoy your Saturday, fuckers.

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October 25, 2014
Categories: alcohol, ann coulter, bacon, Balls, BANGLAR BIRTHDAY!!, Barack Obama, bbq, cat blogging, Cheedy, Chief Grumpybutt, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, conspiracy theory, Fucking Wagon, Good Stupid, Joke thread, Kyle, Le Luc Long, people make me sick, Phone blogging, POON!, truther, Vaseline Kiss, WarPr0n, You Make Me Feel Like Dancing, you might be gay if you like this, YOU WISH, You're a douchenozzle for playing the Rosetta card, You're a TOTAL douche, You're gonna love my nuts, Your mom likes this . . Author: MJ

193 Comments

  1. Comment by Car in on October 25, 2014 7:55 am

    This is bullshit.

  2. Comment by Car in on October 25, 2014 8:00 am

    You guys ready for a story?

    So last night, I wait on this 6-top.Gave them great service, and they kept going ON AND ON about how super-awesome I was.

    Later, the guy tells me it was the best service he’s ever gotten anyway, and then as he’s leaving, he walks across the restaurant to say He ‘would be remiss’ if he didn’t tell me again how awesome I was.

    $10 on $70.

    Oh gosh, that’s ALMOST 15%.

    *cue comments about how people ALWAYS give 15% and up for good service.

    I’m telling you, there are a LOT of people out there who don’t. I got $3 on $65 the other day from some old man.

    (in other news, that was my only shitty tip and I got $28 on $130 from another table)

  3. Comment by MJ on October 25, 2014 8:09 am

    You get a lot of shitty tips.

    It’s probably you.

  4. Comment by Car in on October 25, 2014 8:12 am

    Shut up.

  5. Comment by Jimbro on October 25, 2014 8:20 am

    It was a set up. The praise was the tip.

    “Even though you busted your ass for us in the expectation of a good tip we already know we’re not leaving a good one so we’re praising you”

  6. Comment by Car in on October 25, 2014 8:21 am

    Verbal tip, we call ’em.

  7. Comment by leoncaruthers on October 25, 2014 8:24 am

    Lowest I ever paid for gas was $0.77/gal, right after Desert Storm, in the middle of rural Adventist country.

    And I hate that wordpress doesn’t auto-link noo poats anymore.

    Every update is a downgrade, it’s like MS Office.

  8. Comment by buffalone on October 25, 2014 8:24 am

    That gif is not moving. The gif is stiff.

  9. Comment by leoncaruthers on October 25, 2014 8:25 am

    I don’t give those. I only give $$ or The Tip.

    Sometimes both.

  10. Comment by Jimbro on October 25, 2014 8:27 am

    I gave your mom a Verbal Tip

  11. Comment by leoncaruthers on October 25, 2014 8:27 am

    Yeah, 0-motion gif for me too.

  12. Comment by leoncaruthers on October 25, 2014 8:38 am

    Time to go install a floor.

  13. Comment by Tushar on October 25, 2014 9:10 am

    Most important story of the day

    http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2014/10/23/roach-scurries-around-city-council-chamber-as-pest-control-boss-testifies/

  14. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on October 25, 2014 9:43 am

    Happy birthday, XBrad!

  15. Comment by osoloco11 on October 25, 2014 10:11 am

    Happy BDay XB!!

  16. Comment by daveintexas on October 25, 2014 10:34 am

    just the tip

  17. Comment by PepeLp on October 25, 2014 10:40 am

    Drive by

    http://tinyurl.com/getting-a-leg-up

  18. Comment by MJ on October 25, 2014 10:42 am

    You shut up, chicken abandoner.

  19. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on October 25, 2014 11:14 am

    Happy Birthday, Michael!

    Happy Birthday, XBrad!

  20. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on October 25, 2014 11:15 am

    GIF-y no move-y…..

  21. Comment by xbradtc on October 25, 2014 11:47 am

    I paid $0.77/gal for gas in Indiana in 1999. It doubled pretty soon after that, IIRC.

  22. Comment by Tushar on October 25, 2014 12:00 pm

    Fucking painted ugly rags masquarading as halloween costumes for $40 apiece.

    WTF?

  23. Comment by Jewstin on October 25, 2014 12:04 pm

    The last tank of gas I bought when I left Wyoming in 1998 was $0.72. When I got to California two days later I paid $1.50. I bitched at the cashier like MCPO shouting at the neighbor’s kid.

  24. Comment by Cyn on October 25, 2014 12:08 pm

    Happy Birthday, Xbrad.

  25. Comment by Jewstin on October 25, 2014 12:18 pm

    Happy birthday Xbrad.

    I was going to get you some tentacle prons, but then I realized you probably have plenty.

  26. Comment by Cyn on October 25, 2014 12:34 pm

    That was a great joke – ha ha

  27. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on October 25, 2014 12:48 pm

    Mr. TiFW and his friend just installed the 65″ TV in the new room – it takes up the entire wall above the fireplace.

    Mr. TiFW is like a kid on Christmas morning today….

  28. Comment by Tushar on October 25, 2014 12:59 pm

    TiFW, I can totally picture him sitting on the sofa slack jawed, ogling that TV

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  30. Comment by scott on October 25, 2014 1:02 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/omj9u5d

  31. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on October 25, 2014 1:03 pm

    They showed previews for this upcoming TV series at the movie last night; looks like it could be cute, just don’t know how it will fare as a series vs. a stand-alone special:

    http://abc.go.com/shows/galavant

  32. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on October 25, 2014 1:07 pm

    TiFW, I can totally picture him sitting on the sofa slack jawed, ogling that TV

    Yeah, about that….

    We could only swing the cost of a big-ass TV right now, so we’re going to have to move our old sofa set from the back room to the parlor.

    Meanwhile, I’ve got my eye on a power reclining sofa setup – it’s way too big in scale for the room, but it’s just what Mr. TiFW wants.

    As much as he does for me, I figure I can just bite my tongue and let him enjoy his toys. It’s not like we’re going to be featured in a magazine anytime soon (well, OK, never).

  33. Comment by Cyn on October 25, 2014 1:52 pm

    MJ is making Mr. Chumpo’s concoction for DOTW.

  34. Comment by Cyn on October 25, 2014 2:05 pm

    Good drink, MJ
    Good show, Wiser

  35. Comment by beasn on October 25, 2014 2:06 pm

    Drive by
    http://tinyurl.com/getting-a-leg-up

    LOL

    Mooch as a youngster.

  36. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on October 25, 2014 3:28 pm

    Okay, I’ve recovered from the sight of everything that was under the couch when we moved it….

  37. Comment by Jewstin on October 25, 2014 4:02 pm

    I think Teresa should have this living room:

    http://tinyurl.com/lrdqjoo

  38. Comment by Cyn on October 25, 2014 4:44 pm

    http://media.giphy.com/media/ggZFGSBmQyHrq/giphy.gif

  39. Comment by osoloco11 on October 25, 2014 4:45 pm

    We have a Lane’s Big Man Chair. It is huge. Dominates the room. It didn’t seem that big in the showroom. Only recliner we have now. I H8 it.

  40. Comment by scott on October 25, 2014 4:56 pm

    tinyurl.com/o2ofcfu

  41. Comment by wiserbud on October 25, 2014 5:06 pm

    Whoa.

    Jack Bruce.. dead at 71..

    http://tinyurl.com/qbkhqrr

  42. Comment by Cyn on October 25, 2014 5:12 pm

    http://youtu.be/pkae0-TgrRU

  43. Comment by MJ on October 25, 2014 5:14 pm

    Who is Jack Bruce?

  44. Comment by Cyn on October 25, 2014 5:15 pm

    Your mom would remember.

  45. Comment by osoloco11 on October 25, 2014 5:21 pm

    So glad I’m too young to remember Cream. Haven’t a clue. Never heard of them.

  46. Comment by osoloco11 on October 25, 2014 5:21 pm

    New PF album comes out next month.

  47. Comment by Hotspur on October 25, 2014 5:34 pm

    I introduced your mom to Cream.

  48. Comment by Jimbro on October 25, 2014 5:34 pm

    Cream Disraeli Gears is a classic album

  49. Comment by xbradtc on October 25, 2014 5:49 pm

    Hola, fuckers.

  50. Comment by Cyn on October 25, 2014 5:49 pm

    Good call, Jim; listening to it now. And I see some CCR on the side that will be up next in the queue.

  51. Comment by osoloco11 on October 25, 2014 5:51 pm

    Hola, birthday boy!

  52. Comment by MJ on October 25, 2014 5:53 pm

    Hi Xbrad. Happy birthday!

  53. Comment by osoloco11 on October 25, 2014 5:59 pm

    Youtube sidebar is dangerous. Mcpo catches me up with endless music links all the time.

  54. Comment by Sean M. on October 25, 2014 6:10 pm

    Congrats on not dying for another year, b-rad.

  55. Comment by Jimbro on October 25, 2014 6:13 pm

    Cream was a little weird:

    http://www.songfacts.com/detail.php?id=1364

    S.W.L.A.B.R. means “She was like a bearded rainbow”

    Freaky Deeky

  56. Comment by Jimbro on October 25, 2014 6:15 pm

    Happy Birthday XBrad!

  57. Comment by osoloco11 on October 25, 2014 6:16 pm

    SWLABR Oso’d/

  58. Comment by MJ on October 25, 2014 6:17 pm

    Hotspur has turned into a ‘your mom, _____ (noun)’ generator.

    He’s either obsessed with Madlibs or a spambot.

  59. Comment by osoloco11 on October 25, 2014 6:27 pm

    If you have access to Blue Bell Spiced Pumpkin Pecan: GET IT!!!! OMG worth the 4 hours of HBG sleep. Totes worth it.

  60. Comment by Sean M. on October 25, 2014 6:31 pm

    I could’ve sworn it was “She Walks Like A Bearded Rainbow.” I always get a single phrase from a line in that song stuck in my head: “…but the picture has a mustache.”

  61. Comment by scott on October 25, 2014 6:36 pm

    You can’t hide your lion eyes.

  62. Comment by osoloco11 on October 25, 2014 6:37 pm

    Revved up like a deuce

  63. Comment by Jimbro on October 25, 2014 6:37 pm

    Walks, Was, I just checked again and saw both. Still effed up.

    http://www.lyricsfreak.com/c/cream/swlabr_20034171.html

  64. Comment by Sean M. on October 25, 2014 6:42 pm

    This is probably always gonna be my favorite Cream song.

    http://youtu.be/S0vHqWGt4NE

  65. Comment by Cyn on October 25, 2014 6:46 pm

    ’Scuse me, while I kiss this guy

  66. Comment by ChrisP on October 25, 2014 6:49 pm

    Happy B’Day, Art!

  67. Comment by scott on October 25, 2014 6:49 pm

    Wow. I just completely ruined about 10 lbs of chicken.

    I think the meat thermometer got switched to centigrade.

  68. Comment by MJ on October 25, 2014 6:51 pm

    There’s an outdoor concert close to my house. The band is playing a cover of G n’R.

    I think I’m officially old.

  69. Comment by leoncaruthers on October 25, 2014 6:51 pm

    Wow. I just completely ruined about 10 lbs of chicken.

    Have you performed an act of contrition yet?

    Because you should.

  70. Comment by ChrisP on October 25, 2014 6:53 pm

    There’s a bathroom on the right.

  71. Comment by leoncaruthers on October 25, 2014 6:53 pm

    I heard “Beat It” on the oldies station the other day.

    *draws bead on youthful thugs nearing lawn*

  72. Comment by osoloco11 on October 25, 2014 6:56 pm

    Kill me nao!!! The same people that were all “Beatles” “Cream” whatev in the 70s are still reliving the 60s. Eric Clapton. Blah blah. Wings. Paul McCartney. I took a History of Rock N Roll class in 1975. I’m FB friends with my teacher. She ruined music for me for a very long time.

  73. Comment by scott on October 25, 2014 6:56 pm

    They play Talking Heads at the grocery store.

  74. Comment by osoloco11 on October 25, 2014 6:57 pm

    Leon, Nirvana on the oldies station was like “OK” for me. Foo Fighters? There may be scars.

  75. Comment by leoncaruthers on October 25, 2014 7:10 pm

    Happy Birthday, XBradley.

  76. Comment by Sean M. on October 25, 2014 7:22 pm

    I mentioned to scott the other day that I knew I was getting old when I heard “Cruel Summer” on the oldies station.

  77. Comment by wiserbud on October 25, 2014 7:24 pm

    show available here.

    http://tinyurl.com/m6r5lx9

    Poat to follow tomorrow.

    Just bought my 4th major appliance in 2 years. My life is awesome..

  78. Comment by wiserbud on October 25, 2014 7:24 pm

    hb, xb

  79. Comment by wiserbud on October 25, 2014 7:25 pm

    I used to think I was someone special because i had the keys to Ace’s.

    Now I see that Bcoch also has the keys.

    Suddenly, the bloom is off the rose…..

  80. Comment by Hotspur on October 25, 2014 7:26 pm

    I have the keys to your mom.

  81. Comment by Hotspur on October 25, 2014 7:27 pm

    Happy birthday, xbrad. I’m glad you got to meet me.

  82. Comment by osoloco11 on October 25, 2014 7:29 pm

    FFS, is Bcoch’s post up already?

  83. Comment by ChrisP on October 25, 2014 7:31 pm

    Wiser,
    BCoch e-mailed it to CBD, who posted it…

  84. Comment by osoloco11 on October 25, 2014 7:35 pm

    BCoch just lost his HQ virginity.

  85. Comment by osoloco11 on October 25, 2014 7:36 pm

    He’s a Braves fan. Factor that.

  86. Comment by osoloco11 on October 25, 2014 7:36 pm

    ChrisP, you are getting lots of love on FB.

  87. Comment by wiserbud on October 25, 2014 7:40 pm

    >>>>Wiser,
    BCoch e-mailed it to CBD, who posted it…

    *whew

    Ok, I feel much better now.

  88. Comment by wiserbud on October 25, 2014 7:41 pm

    >>>>I have the keys to your mom.

    Dad?

  89. Comment by osoloco11 on October 25, 2014 7:41 pm

    I just had another small world situation on FB. Guy commented on a Moron post. He attended college with her. All of our shared links were from TAS, except for the one Moron.

  90. Comment by ChrisP on October 25, 2014 7:43 pm

    Oso,
    I’ve not signed onto FaceChimp for two years…

  91. Comment by wiserbud on October 25, 2014 7:52 pm

    Classic movie night at Casa de Wiser.

    Tonight’s film: Gaslight, from 1944

    Ingrid Bergman…. Hotness.

  92. Comment by Cyn on October 25, 2014 7:52 pm

    Facebook is a scam.

    /scottw

  93. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on October 25, 2014 7:58 pm

    Speaking of “FB Small World Situations”, the other day I shared/reposted something from Nick Searcy.

    One of my friends from HS was all “OMG! I didn’t know you knew who Nick Searcy is!” Turns out he lives about 5 houses down from her; her son and his daughter have been friends since they were little.

    I was all “OMG! You KNOW Nick Searcy?!?!?!?”

  94. Comment by osoloco11 on October 25, 2014 7:58 pm

    ChrisP, I know. You have your Birthday posts AND the super secret Acebook page.

  95. Comment by osoloco11 on October 25, 2014 8:00 pm

    I watched the movie Hitchcock on demand. It was meh.

  96. Comment by osoloco11 on October 25, 2014 8:04 pm

    TIFW, I still badger Chad.

  97. Comment by xbradtc on October 25, 2014 8:05 pm

    Woot. XMom wrote me a nice check for my b’day, which will finance my drunken trip to San Diego!

  98. Comment by xbradtc on October 25, 2014 8:06 pm

    I watched The Battle of Britain the other day. It’s held up remarkably well.

  99. Comment by osoloco11 on October 25, 2014 8:07 pm

    Hey, when are you going to Sandyeggo?

  100. Comment by buffalone on October 25, 2014 8:08 pm

    Todd Blackledge calling the OSU Penn State game.

    Over/under on “we” when talking about PSU at 10.

  101. Comment by osoloco11 on October 25, 2014 8:13 pm

    DAN: AYFKM? Since when has OSU/PSU been relevant? ME: STFU baseball.

  102. Comment by wiserbud on October 25, 2014 8:17 pm

    1944 Angela Lansbury.

    Ouch.

    Was she ever considered attractive?

  103. Comment by buffalone on October 25, 2014 8:26 pm

    HAaahhahahahhhhaaaaa!

    CHEATERS!

  104. Comment by Sean M. on October 25, 2014 8:26 pm

    Was she ever considered attractive?

    http://tinyurl.com/p2c95fk

    I’d hit it.

  105. Comment by wiserbud on October 25, 2014 8:33 pm

    >>>>I’d hit it.

    She looks decent in the right light. But you can’t depend on that light always being there.

  106. Comment by Sean M. on October 25, 2014 8:36 pm

    That’s why God invented the darkness. And it was good.

  107. Comment by xbradtc on October 25, 2014 8:39 pm

    Oso, Nov 7, 8, 9

  108. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on October 25, 2014 8:45 pm

    I don’t think I’m ever going to get Mr. TiFW out of his new TV room again…..

  109. Comment by Cyn on October 25, 2014 8:48 pm

    You say that like it’s a bad thing.

  110. Comment by scott on October 25, 2014 8:58 pm

    I was checking out new TVs the other day.

    Our current TV is going to stop working in early January.
    I can just feel it.

  111. Comment by ChrisP on October 25, 2014 9:22 pm

    Scott,
    We still have a Panasonic 27″ CRT analog tv, with a converter-box to watch antenna-tv.
    So much of what is on now is shit, we pretty much watch the local 9-o’clock “news & weather”, then go to bed.
    We cancelled DirectTV, and don’t have cable out here.
    Our internet is flaky DSL, so streaming is pretty-much out.
    That kinda limits the appeal of the HI-Def 1080P “smart” TVs…

  112. Comment by ChrisP on October 25, 2014 9:29 pm

    Oso,
    Why you H8tin’ on BCoch on the baseball thread?

    TL;DR Braves are gay. So is BCoch/

  113. Comment by Jay in Ames on October 25, 2014 9:36 pm

    Who cares about AOS? I have keys here.

    For now.

  114. Comment by Sean M. on October 25, 2014 9:42 pm

    longbows

  115. Comment by Sean M. on October 25, 2014 10:19 pm

    Did anybody read anything aloud from that one creepy, old book full of weird Latin stuff that anybody else told them never to even touch today?

  116. Comment by ChrisP on October 25, 2014 10:28 pm

    Sean,
    Not me, but I will, later…

  117. Comment by Colorado Alex on October 25, 2014 10:38 pm

    ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

  118. Comment by xbradtc on October 25, 2014 11:02 pm

    Great…. ancient evils flying around here now.

    //gets a REALLY big can of Raid.

  119. Comment by ChrisP on October 25, 2014 11:03 pm

    Brent,
    Congrats on a first post at Aces with over 500 comments!
    You did well, young man.
    Don’t fuck this up…

  120. Comment by Jay in Ames on October 25, 2014 11:09 pm

    Everyone is being civil over there. We aren’t talking about something we agree on, like GOP politics. Hahah!

  121. Comment by scott on October 25, 2014 11:21 pm

    Everyone hates baseball.

  122. Comment by Cyn on October 25, 2014 11:33 pm

    Yes

  123. Comment by Jay in Ames on October 25, 2014 11:44 pm

    you and cyn hate baseball. That isn’t everybody.

  124. Comment by scott on October 25, 2014 11:46 pm

    Yes it is.

  125. Comment by Cyn on October 25, 2014 11:49 pm

    I agree.

  126. Comment by xbradtc on October 25, 2014 11:52 pm

    I disagree.

  127. Comment by scott on October 25, 2014 11:54 pm

    OK, not everybody. You can have Steve Perry.

  128. Comment by Sean M. on October 26, 2014 12:00 am

    Can we trade Steve Perry for a player to be named later?

  129. Comment by buffalone on October 26, 2014 12:03 am

    Cyn likes baseball players.

    http://m.imgur.com/gallery/GB7bzR7

  130. Comment by Vmaximus on October 26, 2014 12:05 am

    Bcoch posting on AoS
    That is like crossing the streams
    and who is Bufflone? While he did an excellent BBF where did he come from? Things are crazy here!

    In dog news, Nelson was adopted by a wonderful family, and I now have a dog called Lucky. When I say I got Lucky I did not. Damn!
    However Lucky is mostly yellow lab, that is colored exactly like a golden,
    yet he has the hair and tail of a Lab

  131. Comment by Vmaximus on October 26, 2014 12:09 am

    Hi Buff, no offense intended, and great poat.
    Did you do the bullwhips question? How did I miss this?

  132. Comment by Jay in Ames on October 26, 2014 12:09 am

    Can we trade Steve Perry for a player to be named later?

    This. +1000.

    Don’t Stop Believing.

  133. Comment by Jay in Ames on October 26, 2014 12:11 am

    Kung Fu Panda is giving his Barry White imitation to Erin Andrews.

  134. Comment by Vmaximus on October 26, 2014 12:13 am

    heh jay

  135. Comment by Car in on October 26, 2014 12:19 am

    Wakey wakey

  136. Comment by Jay in Ames on October 26, 2014 12:23 am

    I think Car in overslept work.

  137. Comment by Jay in Ames on October 26, 2014 12:24 am

    and Hi Vmax!

  138. Comment by Car in on October 26, 2014 12:29 am

    No,it was just such a long freakin day it seems like it could be morning already.

  139. Comment by Jay in Ames on October 26, 2014 12:42 am

    you don’t have to wear a costume at work, do ya?

  140. Comment by Car in on October 26, 2014 12:44 am

    It’s called a uniform, thank you very much.

  141. Comment by Jay in Ames on October 26, 2014 12:46 am

    Oh I’m sorry. For a minute there, I thought you were a waitress!

    *bangs coffee cup

  142. Comment by Sean M. on October 26, 2014 12:53 am

    If you don’t respect C arin, J’Ames, at least respect the uniform.

  143. Comment by xbradtc on October 26, 2014 1:01 am

    What’s the soup of the day?

  144. Comment by Sean M. on October 26, 2014 3:22 am

    We learn dances brand new dances
    Like the nuclear derp
    When we’re nightclubbing
    Bright white clubbing
    Oh isn’t it wild…

  145. Comment by Jimbro on October 26, 2014 8:00 am

    Dump run, Home Depot or Lowe’s for some concrete blocks and football. Coffee first.

  146. Comment by leoncaruthers on October 26, 2014 8:39 am

    I should brew some coffee.

  147. Comment by Jimbro on October 26, 2014 9:15 am

    If you wait long enough I’m sure Car in will bring you a big cup of fresh brewed coffee. My coffee was excellent.

  148. Comment by leoncaruthers on October 26, 2014 9:18 am

    She doesn’t drive this far south.

  149. Comment by MJ on October 26, 2014 9:20 am

    Grmrng.

  150. Comment by Jimbro on October 26, 2014 9:20 am

    That’s a shame. If you hop in the truck and come over I’ll brew a pot. Bring your pup for playtime with our canine pissing machine.

  151. Comment by Jimbro on October 26, 2014 9:21 am

    Morning MJ. How are you this fine day?

  152. Comment by Jimbro on October 26, 2014 9:22 am

    I’m ready to tie our older teen on an anthill.

  153. Comment by MJ on October 26, 2014 9:23 am

    I’m pretty good, but kind of sore.

    How are you?

  154. Comment by leoncaruthers on October 26, 2014 9:24 am

    Are you excited? Because I’m excited.

  155. Comment by Jimbro on October 26, 2014 9:26 am

    Good! Finally ready to get some shit done.

  156. Comment by wiserbud on October 26, 2014 9:56 am

    WOO HOO!

    My Kindle HD died on me on the trip home from TITS. Never worked again. Even took it to Transform and they couldn’t fix it.

    Finally found time to contact Amazon. After dealing with a slightly confused support rep (“ok, let’s try this. Turn it on and…” “Yeah, ya see, that’s the problem…”) they agreed to send me a new one.

    Just arrived this morning (Sunday delivery FTW!). And theyreplaced my HD with an HDX! Better in every way.

    Sweet!

  157. Comment by Car in on October 26, 2014 9:56 am

    Football!!!

  158. Comment by scott on October 26, 2014 10:17 am

    Router is dead.

    I need a replacement. Suggestions/

  159. Comment by Cyn on October 26, 2014 10:23 am

    I hear good things about Ryobi.

  160. Comment by scott on October 26, 2014 10:28 am

    This thing worked for 3-4 years and was only $45.

    Stupid power outage.

  161. Comment by Cyn on October 26, 2014 10:31 am

    Some suggestions that were given to MCPO recently when he asked:

    Me: “Netgear N900”
    Jay: “I like my Asus router. Fast connection, and I haven’t had issues. I also had good luck with DLink. I melted a Linksys (Cisco) router, but I know they are good, because we use them at work.”
    You: http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2398080,00.asp

  162. Comment by Cyn on October 26, 2014 10:32 am

    You’re going to like the newer tech, Scott.

  163. Comment by wiserbud on October 26, 2014 10:41 am

    Scott, I have a practically brand new one that I’m not using that you can have for free.

  164. Comment by wiserbud on October 26, 2014 10:42 am

    Netgear N600

  165. Comment by wiserbud on October 26, 2014 11:33 am

    I guess Thomas Jefferson was right. Offering someone a free router WILL kill a blog.

  166. Comment by Jimbro on October 26, 2014 11:39 am

    Falcons are beating the Loins in London, 21-10.

    Loins of London must be nervous.

  167. Comment by Jimbro on October 26, 2014 11:41 am

    Time to move concrete blocks. A bargain at $1.38 apiece.

  168. Comment by buffalone on October 26, 2014 11:51 am

    Fire safety is no joke.

  169. Comment by scott on October 26, 2014 12:08 pm

    I am back!

    Thanks for the offer, Wiser.

  170. Comment by wiserbud on October 26, 2014 12:23 pm

    Thanks for the offer, Wiser.

    No problem. It’s yours if you want it.

  171. Comment by daveintexas on October 26, 2014 12:33 pm

    I come here on a Sunday afternoon and find wiser being nice to Scott.

    I want a do over

  172. Comment by scott on October 26, 2014 12:36 pm

    Loins!

  173. Comment by Cyn on October 26, 2014 12:38 pm

    Yay

  174. Comment by wiserbud on October 26, 2014 12:46 pm

    I come here on a Sunday afternoon and find wiser being nice to Scott.

    shhhhhh……. I’m trying to get him to pay me back with some sort of smoked meat product.

  175. Comment by daveintexas on October 26, 2014 12:48 pm

    OH! ok cool I love your subterfuge

  176. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on October 26, 2014 1:18 pm

    I gotta admit, I’m lovin’ Mr. TiFW’s sweet TV set-up in the new room; watched a movie in there last night, and it was fantastic. Now I just have to figure out how to keep that room clutter-free (we’re messy people….)

  177. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on October 26, 2014 1:23 pm

    Of course, now that everything has been cleared out of the old dining room (which had been repurposed as Rebecca’s playroom), it is painfully obvious what Mr. TiFW’s next project is going to be….

    Fortunately, the heavy lifting was done in that room back in 2000 – all that needs to be done this time is cosmetic: painting, maybe installing ceiling tiles and crown molding, and putting in a ceiling fan that matches the one in the new room.

  178. Comment by Car in on October 26, 2014 1:39 pm

    I was dying at the end of that game.

  179. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on October 26, 2014 1:59 pm

    Speaking of football, get out your hankies….(read the whole thing)

  180. Comment by scott on October 26, 2014 2:27 pm

    Patriots are kicking ass.

  181. Comment by scott on October 26, 2014 2:31 pm

    38 points in the first half.

  182. Comment by daveintexas on October 26, 2014 3:20 pm

    I think it’s ok to say the story I just posted at ace’s is about the granddad of Mr. Chumpo’s wife, who passed recently.

    His story is pretty amazing.

    Thanks for sharing it with me Chumpers.

  183. Comment by osoloco11 on October 26, 2014 3:57 pm

    Thanks for sharing, Chumpo. RIP Mrs Chumpo’s grandfather.

  184. Comment by scott on October 26, 2014 4:38 pm

    This was kinda funny. http://tinyurl.com/pxmhbfw

  185. Comment by xbradtc on October 26, 2014 4:44 pm

    Well, I spent 90 minutes in the company of my mother and didn’t have to strangle her.

  186. Comment by Jimbro on October 26, 2014 5:03 pm

    Scott, your link crashed my iPad. Probably data overload on the wifi. I saw the headline before it crapped out. Yeah, that was funny. Never like to see a player hurt but he earned stoopid points for sacking the back up QB in a blow out loss.

  187. Comment by osoloco11 on October 26, 2014 5:04 pm

    Scott, Bear fans are imploding!

  188. Comment by scott on October 26, 2014 5:11 pm

    Link was to yahoo sports.

  189. Comment by Jimbro on October 26, 2014 5:21 pm

    Yeah, I went there as a separate search and saw the article. When I clicked on their page it crashed again on me. I think it’s unique to my iPad and wifi

  190. Comment by Jay in Ames on October 26, 2014 5:49 pm

    Chumpo married a hamburger? Nice!

  191. Comment by Jay in Ames on October 26, 2014 6:10 pm

    That was a great story, Dave. Thanks for posting, and thanks for sharing it, Mr. Chumpo.

  192. Comment by Jimbro on October 26, 2014 6:20 pm

    I saved the handwritten account to read later on a bigger screen. I read the first page spellbound.

  193. Comment by Sean M. on October 26, 2014 6:47 pm

    New poat for people who wouldn’t be caught dead in this poat.

    https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2014/10/26/sorry-about-your-epilepsy/


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