Big Boob Friday

Hello puppets of meat, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today is a, well…a model and pin-up girl of the “plus size” category. I know that I’ve seen her before, but a search on her name at H2 only brings up hits with you assholes making fun of environmentalists.

I put “plus size” in quotes only because most fashionishtas are faggots and wouldn’t know what a real sexy woman looks like even if she checked their prostate with a jackhammer.  Super Bonus Perfect Buffalone Size is more accurate.

She’s ‘merican, born in 1989, and measures 36-24-36 with some triple D action up front and center. Please stop running your chicken trafficking ring on craigslist long enough to welcome, Miss Gia Genevieve!

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I got to tell you kids, I just might retire after this entry, I don’t think it can be topped.

I made this last gif from a Vimeo where Gia is making cupcakes and mimosas for her boyfriend for valentines day.

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Yep, she probably smells like cupcakes and mimosas too.  Perfect.

188 Comments

  1. I don’t understand why she has to be so heavily clothed.

  2. Bunk-worthy

  3. Ginger Gia is kinda cute.

  4. She’s portly.

  5. Any port in a storm, right?

  6. Port is a nice desert wine. She know a little something about desert.

  7. Dessert is better than desert. Just sayin.

  8. Why don’t iPads know grammar?

  9. I like the red and black outfit.

  10. You say fat pig, I say phat pig.

  11. I’d hit it.

  12. She seems nice.

  13. I was at Virginia Tech this week, RFritoHead. Nice place.

  14. Holy cow. Yeah, this one will be extremely difficult to surpass. Excellent, excellent work!

    (“Triple D” makes me think of Ed, Edd & Eddy…)

  15. Did I mention that my ducks are laying? or, duck. she lays a LOT.

  16. I wouldn’t hit that shit with Hotspur’s junk.

  17. Hotspur’s junk killed it.

  18. Now, that’s what USED to be considered “sexy” in a woman. And normal.

  19. This buffalone guy is some kind of genious.

  20. jenius

  21. Your duck sounds like a massive slut.

    Mare-duck?

  22. Oh, she is MJ. You should have seen her yesterday.

  23. Now, that’s what USED to be considered “sexy” in a woman. And normal.

    Relevant.

  24. Re: Gia

    You’re welcome.

  25. Ok, I *think* we have one of each . one boy, one girl. Black and white is the boy, again, not sure. He’s very furry and it’s really hard to get a good look. Pretty sure the other one is a girl.

  26. Your link may be relevant, Leon, but it’s also “forbidden”.

  27. Buffy and Spike.

  28. She’s no Kerry Marie, but if she keeps honking down cupcakes she’ll get there.

  29. Relevant and local.

  30. If they were/are both boys, Ethan just came up with a good one. Calvin and Hobbes.

  31. Keynes and Hayek.

  32. Ok, the small girl isn’t exactly that curvy. Sitting in that way really does accentuate a curve, but she’s basically you’re average skinny girl.

    I call bullshit.

  33. Happy Birthday, Michael!

  34. Why can’t the girl kitteh be Hobbes?

  35. Kate Upton = curvy.
    Lena Dunham = not curvy.

  36. Teresa! Hobbes is a boy stuffed-animal.

  37. We had a cat named Stanley when we moved to Iowa. The fur on the face looked like Stanley Laurel’s chin.

    We were surprised when Stanley had kittens.

  38. I’m pretty sure Ebola:NYC would be a great survival horror video game. That’s pretty much the only way it’s good.

  39. We adopted a cat that the lady at Pet Refuge insisted was a girl, even though I looked at it once and said it had a ballsack just like our other male cat. I was 9, so they didn’t believe me until “she” went to the vet the first time and Lucy became Lucifer.

    We still mostly called him Lucy. Hard to call a cat home by crying out “Lucifer” at the top of your lungs.

  40. Cyn, the liberal memes regarding Ebola reference how Reagan did NOTHING about the AIDS outbreak. Fuzzy knowledge of history is a useful thing.

  41. I had a sheep named Bird and a steer named Pork Chop. In time they were both called Supper.

  42. http://imgur.com/gallery/lfPM7l2

  43. AIDS != EBOLA you worthless degenerate morons.

  44. But Car in, there was that one show on HBO that documented the whole AIDS thing!

  45. Even if it was true, what was Reagan supposed to do? Have the CDC say “stop having anal sex and stop doing IV drugs and don’t donate blood if you’ve ever done either thing” because that was pretty much all we knew then.

    Would have stopped it dead in its tracks, and it would never have actually happened because buttsekhs and needles are just too good.

  46. Buttsekhs killed it?

    Just like the bathhouses.

  47. Reagan may not have mentioned the AIDS epidemic, but the gays fought like hell to prevent the closure of the bathhouses, and did NOT want anyone connecting gay sex to the spread of AIDS.

    No one KNEW what it was. When they started figuring it out, the party boys didn’t want the fun to stop, and THEN the spread was on them.

  48. Happy Birthday, ChrisP! ♥♥♥

  49. Our little kitten, Puff was just the cutest little ball of fur – we adored her.

    Then one day we noticed two smaller balls of fur on her hind end where we hadn’t seen any before.

    “Puff” was renamed “Puff Daddy”…..

  50. I read a book about 20 years ago called, IIRC, The Parade Marched On, or something like that. It was written by a gay man and charted the path of the AIDS epidemic from patient #1 forward. He also discussed in detail how the govt was handcuffed from treating it like an epidemic because the gay leadership insisted that it was a civil rights issue first. Any attempt at quarantining or behavior modification was vilified as an infringement by the evil Republican led govt on the civil rights of gays. They exterminated themselves and defied anyone who tried to save them.

    When’s Magic gonna die?

  51. Happy Birthday, Chrispy.

  52. Happy boob day Chris.

  53. They exterminated themselves and defied anyone who tried to save them. And now they rewrite history to portray everybody who didn’t save them as heartless and evil.

    Seriously though, when the fuck is Magic gonna die?

  54. Magic won’t die of AIDS. I remain convinced that you can test HIV+ based entirely on your own genome in some cases. We don’t test everyone for it, so that’s just a guess, but it would explain how some people seem to defy the odds for decades after a diagnosis.

  55. Mouse count stands at 17 in three nights. It’s slowing down.

  56. The band played on? is that it.

  57. Yeah, that’s it, Car in. With Phil Collins.

  58. No one KNEW what it was. When they started figuring it out, the party boys didn’t want the fun to stop, and THEN the spread was on them.

    And even though most new cases are young gay males, they still don’t want the party to end. They take their cocktails, which reduces their viral load, which they then think it gives them the green light for more barebacking and non-disclosure.

    In the meantime a shit ton of research money goes to AIDS, which is so easy to prevent in the first place – and very little goes to childhood cancers. Just so the gheys can keep their hedonistic lifestyle.

  59. HIV is a chronic condition now, didn’t you hear?

    And covered by Obamacare!

  60. From what I hear, the drugs for AIDS are very expensive, leon.

  61. Wait, they aren’t covered by Obamacare?

    This homophobic injustice will not stand!

  62. And the AIDS Played On.

  63. I am really stuck on what I’m going to talk about tomorrow.

    Anyone seen Pupster lately?

    http://wtnh.com/2014/10/24/mentally-ill-man-rapes-pit-bull/

  64. You should talk about Leon’s various conspiracy theories.

  65. I am really stuck on what I’m going to talk about tomorrow.

    You trollin’ me?

  66. You should talk about Leon’s various conspiracy theories.

    YOU trollin’ me?

  67. You trollin’ me?

    Did you not seen the dateline on that story I linked?

    The local paper has an even more comprehensive write-up on the rape.

    Seems the guy started out on the bottom, but then switched to *cough* doggie-style mid encounter.

    So he’s a creative and enthusiastic partner. Which I’m sure Layla appreciated.

    They also talk about how the dog was rather lethargic after the encounter.

    Well who doesn’t need a nap after what seems to have been a rather rambunctious session of love-making, amirite?

  68. Look, I genuinely don’t believe real conspiracies of any size or comlexity are remotely possible… on purpose.

    There are lots of things that — taken together — produce emergent behavior that benefits some groups at the expense of others. That doesn’t mean that either group deliberately orchestrated that effect, but some minds will inevitably see it that way.

  69. Talking about that on the radio is a sure path to ratings nirvana.

  70. Talking about that on the radio is a sure path to ratings nirvana.

    It is live, local and late-breaking.

    How, in good conscience, can I NOT talk about it?

  71. You should interview this guy: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheBigManTyrone

    He will say just about anything in a video for a few bucks. That’s his business model. It’s brilliant.

  72. Like I said: nirvana.

    After that, you won’t care about ratings anymore.

  73. +1 Leon.
    Conspiracies are a sham. No one can keep a secret.

    except me.

  74. I have a secret Id like to tell everyone.

  75. After that, you won’t care about ratings anymore.

    ummmm……….

    I have a secret Id like to tell everyone.

    Were you just in CT and didn’t tell anyone?

    or

    “It’s not a secret if you tell everyone. /leon”

  76. Wiser, I think I saw a story last week where an old fart of a soccer coach sent video of himself masturbating via text messaging to his sweetheart. Except that he fucked up and sent it to all the girls on his HS soccer team instead. Not sure if your audience is interested in that type of fare or not. But it would provide an opportunity to get XBRAD on your show as an expert on fapping.

  77. And I’m pretty sure it was in CT. Maybe not. One of those pissant states up there.

  78. I have a secret Id like to tell everyone.

    It’s not a secret.

  79. One of those pissant states up there.

    The only state stupid enough to go even bluer in a red wave.

  80. No shit, even CA isn’t going to break that way.

  81. I have a secret Id like to tell everyone.

    The fact that you wear women’s thongs hasn’t been a secret for a long time.

  82. Oh no, another school shooting in WA.

  83. Happy Birthday, Chrispy.

  84. +1 Leon.
    Conspiracies are a sham. No one can keep a secret.

    except me.

    At one point someone told me the overall # of people briefed into a program. It was large enough that I almost said “so, since the bad guys almost certainly have a few of those people already, who are we actually keeping the secret from, aside from the people paying the bills?”

  85. The only state stupid enough to go even bluer in a red wave.

    They like getting it good and hard, don’t they? Perhaps you should join the ranks of the takers who have certainly overtaken the productive.
    CA is already gone. Wasn’t it just reported that a third of the state are attached to the gubmint teat?

  86. The fact that you wear women’s thongs hasn’t been a secret for a long time.

    Gross.

  87. Ace linked “an interesting read” from the author of “The Hot Zone”.
    It’s pretty much the story of this Ebola outbreak, and what’s being done.

    http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2014/10/27/ebola-wars

  88. That’s what we need for BBF. Pictures of government teats. They’ve got to be huge.

  89. I wear men’s thongs. I spill out of the women’s.

    It’s a mess of balks, sequins, and sexiness.

  90. They are huge, but they aren’t visible. Too many mouths in the way.

  91. MJ, get a room.

  92. I may have killed the vacuum yesterday. It choked on a towel and went silent. Do these things have reset buttons?

    *waits for it……..*

  93. Oh my, look at the time! It’s cocktail o’clock!

  94. You can wash towels, beasn. You don’t have to vacuum them.

  95. It’s probably dead, unless there’s a blown fuse or tripped breaker inside it somewhere.

    But it’s probably dead.

  96. My high school was supposed to play at Marysville Pilchuch HS tonight.

  97. Jay, the towel got in the way. Stupid towel.

    You’re a towel.

  98. Beasn, it may have simply blown a fuse.
    .

  99. Could also have a thermal switch that shuts it off when it overheats.

  100. Just bought tickets to go see “Fury” with Mr. TiFW tonight.

  101. Is it plugged in?

  102. Make sure you take the towel out, too.

  103. Did you jiggle the handle? Try jiggling the handle.

  104. Happy Birthday, ChrisP!

  105. LOL, you goofs.

    IT LIVES!

    I’m thinking it was a thermal thingie, too, scott. I had vacuumed the stairs and was nearly finished with the library when the towel got sucked in, but not stuck. It probably said, ‘f*ck it, I’m beat’ and passed out. I should probably vacuum more often. It’s not used to working so hard. ;)

    .

  106. Man, that sucks.

  107. Hotspur,
    Hope the missus is feeling better today.
    Did they get lab results back yet?

  108. Why nuclear power is important.

  109. No lab results yet, but she felt well enough to go out to lunch with a girlfriend yesterday, and make trip to the supermarket.

    Thanks for asking.

  110. Glad to hear it, Hotspur.

  111. Did anybody listen to the song?

  112. I shamefully admit that I did not.

  113. Greetings, weeds of dill.

  114. Sean. I feel badly about all those times I clapped you into an iron maiden and threw you into the ocean. Just want to tell you for true that I find you precious and will treasure you always.

    *carefully folds Sean into a cedar chest between layers of tissue and mothballs*

    *throws cedar chest into ocean*

    SHIT!! That last part was all just reflex. Did not mean to do that. Sorry, man.

  115. Well, I

    *gasp*

    appreciate the

    *gasp*

    sentiment.

  116. Heh. Some of these are pretty good. I especially like the penultimate one.

    http://harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=362

  117. Well fuckers, you can all exercise your sense of superiority tonight.

    My MacBook blew out its second hard drive in 2 years.

  118. I’m not smirking. This is my sympathetic face.

    http://tinyurl.com/omneqdw

  119. MJ, did you try plugging it in?

  120. No viruses though.

  121. Try putting it in the microwave.

  122. Did you jiggle the handle? You should try jiggling the handle.

  123. Rather than offer questionable “helpful computer hints” I’m going to bask in the aura of smug superiority.

    Aaaaahhhh…almost better than your mom.

  124. DOTW (Jimbro edition): Red Stag + club soda + giant ice cube.

    Needs a lime wedge.

  125. Aaaaahhhh…almost better than your mom.

    How is MJ’s Mom like MJ’s Mac?

    Both are constantly going down.

  126. Why is MJ’s Mac like MJ’s mom?

    They’re both dead on the inside.

  127. DOTW (Oso edition): Box Moscato + ice+ splash of Diet 7Up. 5AM shift tomorrow.

  128. half-time news report is done. Time to commence drinking.

  129. Are you on location wiser? If so, what’s in your flask?

  130. I’m at the station, running the board.

    Vodka

  131. How is MJ’s mom different than MJ’s Mac.

    It takes MJ’s Mac 2 years to blow as many times as MJ’s mom does in half a shift at her job.

  132. Puppy is named Rowan aka The Pisser.

    FFS, I forgot how much puppies like to piss in the house! He’s learning but we’ve only had a week of training with both of us working 4 out of the last 7 days. The other 3 days involved the older boy’s dad supervising the boys watching the dog which means no supervision.

  133. How is MJ’s mom different than MJ’s Mac.

    One is virus free

  134. Rowan the Pisser is a good name.

  135. Why is MJ’s Mac like MJ’s mom?

    Both have links to farm porn.

  136. Very long but interesting story from Wired:

    http://www.wired.com/2014/10/cheating-video-poker/

  137. Why is MJ’s Mac like MJ’s mom?

    Both have naked pics of GND stored away somewhere

  138. How is MJ’s mom different than MJ’s Mac.

    Very few people have poked around inside of MJ’s Mac

  139. iron maiden sounds worse that zip ties.

    But I don’t know why it sounds worse

  140. You people are funny.

    And by funny I mean dead to me.

  141. How is MJ’s mom different than MJ’s Mac.

    You pay extra for the Mac to NOT go down on you.

  142. You had to pay?

  143. There’s someone on hold on the studio line who has called in just to hang there and listen to the game. (Not sure why he isn’t just listening through the web site.)

    He’s calling from Hawaii.

  144. You had to pay?

    well, buy her dinner at the Outback.

  145. How is MJ’s mom different than MJ’s Mac.

    All of the electronics crammed inside MJ’s mom are working just fine.

  146. Out back behind the McDonald’s

  147. well, buy her dinner at the Outback.

    You sir, are a gentleman. I take her to that cheap diner with the sketchy linoleum table tops.

  148. How is MJ’s mom different than MJ’s Mac.

    There ain’t nothing personal about MJ’s Mom’s ‘puter

  149. I take her to that cheap diner with the sketchy linoleum table tops.

    Applebee’s?

  150. I’m going to say dictate on your show.

  151. Why is MJ’s Mac like MJ’s mom?

    You can find tons of videos of guys jerking off on both of them

  152. I meant the bands

  153. They got greedy, Jimbro. They could have milked that for the rest of their lives.

  154. I meant the bands

    yeah. got it.

    not funny.

  155. well, game over. time for these bootheels to be wanderin’….

  156. Pussy willow. I’m going to say pussy willow.

  157. Remember those 5 card poker games that were in a lot of bars?

    They all weren’t “entertainment only” games.

    There were some around here that paid cash. If you hit buttons in the right order, 1-2-4-5-3, the machine would reboot into cash mode.

    The machine didn’t pay, the bar did.

  158. That was my thought too. Little jackpot here and there, pay the mortgage and a few bills and coast. I know they weren’t thinking rationally. They were just a slightly more organized version of a scratch ticket junkie.

  159. >> not funny

    Don’t care

  160. >>> I’m going to say pussy willow.

    I hosted a party at my house years ago and one of my partners was a semi-retired guy married to a proper southern belle. She was describing a dried flower arrangement she had made for her house out of pussy willows. She was an older woman who said these words during a momentary lull in the conversation: “They were the best pussies I’ve ever seen”. 20 people skipped a heartbeat until my ex-wife wisely asked if anyone needed a drink refill.

  161. Did anybody find out that anybody else was dating someone who looked disturbingly like the opposite sex version of themselves today?

  162. Thanks for the B’Day wishes, folks.
    Gettin’ old sucks, but I suppose it beats *not* getting old…

  163. She was an older woman who said these words during a momentary lull in the conversation: “They were the best pussies I’ve ever seen”. 20 people skipped a heartbeat until my ex-wife wisely asked if anyone needed a drink refill.

    Later in the evening she used the same phrase to describe the orgy she had attended the weekend prior.

  164. My MacBook blew out its second hard drive in 2 years.

    All kidding aside, that sucks man.

  165. Amen Chris. No matter how rough things get this world is a fascinating place. Happy BD!

  166. Didn’t realize it was your birfday, Crispy. Congrats on not dying for another year.

  167. MJ will learn to stop blowing hard drives.

  168. It may take a while.

  169. Thanks, Sean.
    I guess it’s better to be looking down at the grass than looking up at the roots…

  170. Went to Safeway for groceries today. I was shocked, SHOCKED, I tell you, to see gas at $2.88!
    It’s been that low for some time east of the Rockies, but not on the west-coast. It just got below $3 last week.

  171. Happy Birthday, Chris.

    And gas is still not cheap.

  172. $2.63 here. We had lines for a few days, but local stations are starting to price match.

  173. We’re still up around $3.60 here. But then, we’re governed by retards.

  174. If it ever gets below $2/gallon again, the economy will explode.

  175. Leon,
    When I was in high-school, I worked for Shell ($1/hour). Gas was $0.25/Gal. I worked at a station across the intersection from a Chevron. We got into a pissin’ contest and were down to $0.18/gal before we called it off.
    I could fill a 20 Gal tank for $5, and ride my Honda for a week on $1.
    Those were the days.
    Think “American Graffiti” …

  176. Well,
    I killed it.
    Tired and drinkin’.
    NYTOL…

  177. I’m reading the ONT rather than working on the math homework that’s due today. Damn you distractions.

  178. Hey, we’re only losing to Oregon by 10!
    And the Royals beat the stupid Giants!
    And did they finally put Tim McCarver in a home?!!

  179. 10 guys can’t use mj’s Mac simultaneously.

  180. And the music was like derp in your hair
    The moonlight caressed your silhouette
    Kiss of ocean mist is in the air
    Why must God punish me this way?

  181. Tim McCarver isn’t in a home, he’s a Cardinal announcer now.

  182. You can have him though, cheap!

  183. Tim McCarver is worse than my hard drive.

  184. Lowest I ever paid for gas was $0.77/gal, right after Desert Storm, in the middle of rural Adventist country.

  185. New post rah tard.


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