U2’s New Album Sucks Like Chad on a Delta Stewardess’s Teat Filled with Jack Daniels

Hello my groovy bishes. Allow me to give a review of U2’s new album that was released to all iTunes users free, a few weeks ago. The album isn’t very good. In fact, I don’t like it at all.

I’m a fairly big (dick) U2 fan, so I was sooper excited that they released this album FOR FREE! It saved me from going over to Pirate Bay and downloading it FOR FREE! That would have taken an extra 15 seconds or so.

This is the only redeeming song on an otherwise sexless, soulless, uninspired, and drab piece of shit.

I did you a favor by removing the sound.

L to R: MJ, some random chick that gave MJ a black eye 4 seconds after the picture was taken.

hAohCyO

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Girl I’d like to meet.

3hPSkF2

Enjoy your Tuesday and try not to eat any paleo fish sticks. That sort of begs the question; aren’t all fish sticks paleo?

UPDATE[Leon]: my vines.

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354 Comments

  1. I rule.

  2. iRuler?

  3. *cough*picture url links*cough*youbigbuttwipe*cough*

  4. I like free songs about volcanos

  5. MCPO, one drawback of the VOIP is that your number doesn’t always show up on caller ID. Friend of mine has that, and his calls show up as a 1-800 number. I don’t remember if he has Comcast or not.

  6. Hahaha Dan is a mega gay U2 fan. He H8D the free download. His BFF is a huge mega gay U2 fan too. His wife wanted tats. His is a U and a 2. His wife has a bunny tat that takes up her calf.

  7. Links have been fixed, your highness.

  8. U2 is still a thing? I thought they broke up sometime after the last five albums that nobody liked.

  9. Come to think of it, your highness should be GNDs nickname.

  10. I wish.

    And thank you. http://media0.giphy.com/media/af69usb1K3Nwk/giphy.gif

  11. Mmm, pulled pork is pretty damn good the next day, too.

  12. Sweet! She has quite the smile but terrible taste in men.

  13. Mmmm…pulled pork. We’re having meatloaf and mashed taters.

  14. Sometime before Thanksgiving I’m going to put up a post with 47 links and Cyn is going to give me the stinkeye.

    And I’m going to say “I don’t know how to fix that honey, can you do it for me?”

    And she will grumble like Mt. Vesuvius before the big one.

    But she will

  15. That sort of begs the question; aren’t all fish sticks paleo?

    Incorrect use of “begs the question”: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Begging_the_question

    And no.

    /pedant

  16. I had to have leftover pizza. My stove top is locked. I tried what I found on the internet and it didn’t work.

    FFS.

  17. No.

  18. You locked your stove top? How does that work?

  19. I have been making everything that Rocketboy won’t eat. Tonight was tater tot casserole with a stupid level of carbs. It was awesome.

  20. In modern vernacular usage, “to beg the question” is sometimes also used to mean “to raise the question” (as in “This begs the question of whether…”) or “to dodge the question”.[2] This usage is dismissed by many as mistaken.

    /leon/leon

  21. I am one of the many.

    And we are right.

  22. You locked your stove top? How does that work?
    ————————
    I’m not really sure. My mom probably did it on accident.

    It’s one of those fancy induction things that sounds great but is really a pain in the ass.

  23. Dan only made generic mashed potatoes. No cream cheese. No sour cream.

  24. Roamy,
    WTF is Tater Tot Casserole?

  25. We had rotisserie chicky chicky, mashed taters, and salad.

  26. Has hot-turd checked in yet?

  27. Did anybody realize that their all-consuming hatred of anybody else had slowly turned into love today?

  28. beasn, nope.

  29. A friend of mine and his wife tried to cook bacon using their oven’s cleaning cycle.

    They bought a new oven after that one locked shut and set the bacon on fire.

    I didn’t have the heart to ask him why he didn’t shut off the gas after he realized it was locked.

  30. WTF is Tater Tot Casserole?

    Whaaaaat? Serious?

    Tater tots on beef with cream of mushroom soup, green beans, baked in a dish.

    Yum!

  31. Jay,
    Gimme a link here!

  32. Speaking of green beans, last nights dinner was ‘red runner’ bean in bacon grease with sweet onions and chopped bacon. It was wonderful!

  33. Dan’s Tater Tot Casserole has Ham and green chile. Lots of cheese.

  34. Spammed again?

  35. Tonight was tater tot casserole with a stupid level of carbs. It was awesome.

    Marry me.

  36. Yup, it’s spam, but not as good as the last one. Nuke ’em.

  37. I had two small potatoes and a small cheesecake bar at the Wing Ball. That’s my carb-up for the week.

  38. I’ve never had tater tot casserole. Or a threesome.

    I’m going to fix one of these deficiencies.

  39. I get how an oven can get locked, in cleaning mode.

    The stove top?

  40. Last night, I got on the couch with the wieners to watch baseball. We all fell asleep. Dan left us on the couch. Tonight, Big Man’s Chair.

  41. It looks like this:

    http://is.gd/DkwsXD

  42. Hang on, I’ll put it up at the recipe blog.

  43. I’ve never had tater tot casserole. Or a threesome.

    I’m going to fix one of these deficiencies.

    MJ’s threesome. I bet you could get the casserole thrown in too.

  44. InLaws had one like that. Dan liked it because it was easier to clean. We still have a gas stove for wok cooking, tortilla heating, and chile roasting. Dan likes cast iron cooking.

  45. Hey, this totally looks like a good way to spend some money!

    http://thewomansplainer.com/

  46. MJ’s other threesome.

  47. http://thewomansplainer.com/

    How much is it to answer “how many cats do you have?” and “what’s your BMI?”

  48. THAT’S NOT FUNNY!!!!!

  49. http://hostagerecipes.wordpress.com/2014/10/06/tater-tot-casserole/

    Side dishes were sliced tomatoes and the last of the peaches.

  50. MJ’s threesome. I bet you could get the casserole thrown in too.
    ———————————
    I have an under metric ton rule. I guess what I’m trying to say is that your mom is safe.

  51. THAT’S NOT FUNNY!!!!!

    It really isn’t, but if I don’t laugh I’ll cry.

  52. My mom’s been dieting, she’s well under half a ton. Now, anyhow.

  53. MJ’s threesome. I bet you could get the casserole thrown in too.

    Seems to me that the casserole is part of the required payment.

  54. Blech. Good night, degenerates.

  55. Good nighty dreams, quitter.

  56. Sorry chrisp, I forgot I live in the midwest, and I’m Lutheran. That stuff is a staple.

  57. Jay, I’ve never had it or made tater tot casserole with green beans. Kids ate it every other week when they were in daycare.

  58. Roamy that recipe looks awesome.

    Hmmm… Manwich Tater Tot Casserole???

  59. MCPO, the VOIP with the messed up number is Ooma. (not Oomlat, but close enough)

  60. Jay,
    Lemme tell you, I did not get through my first cuppa coffee before I had an epiffeny…

    NYTOL

  61. Green beans or peas, used to have both. It’s really good in summer when the beans are fresh.

  62. Dan also makes a breakfast tater tot casserole. Leftovers are put in a tortilla for breakfast burritos. Carbs. Gluten. MMMMMM

  63. mmm, potatoes and burritos, it’s a marriage made in heaven.

  64. He’ll use hash browns in the breakfast casserole if we are out of tater tots. Lots of bacon and chorizo

  65. Breakfast burritos with long strips of bacon and tots and eggs and cheese… yes, yes, yes.

    This even sounds good for dinner one night this week.

  66. Oooh, chorizo. That sounds good.

  67. Comment by MJ on October 6, 2014 10:12 pm

    I’ve never had tater tot casserole. Or a threesome.

    I’m going to fix one of these deficiencies.

    Chad’s in town?

  68. Chad has been such fun for us (okay mostly at his expense), he is a must-invite for next meatup.

  69. Their next logical big career step is giving free BJs to Japanese tourists in airport men’s rooms

  70. Chad has been such fun for us (okay mostly at his expense), he is a must-invite for next meatup.

    Catching MJ off-guard with the Chad Scale this past weekend was high-larious.

  71. did someone say “derp?”

  72. No. Nobody said that.

    On an unrelated note, what are the odds that the 5’2″ homeless guy in a filthy suit pushing his briefcase and a 40 oz around in a shopping cart and who I asked to leave the range actually is a Navy SEAL?

  73. On an unrelated note, what are the odds that the 5’2″ homeless guy in a filthy suit pushing his briefcase and a 40 oz around in a shopping cart and who I asked to leave the range actually is a Navy SEAL?

    “98% possible.” – Things Markos Believes

  74. *stomps tiny little feet*

    SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP WENDY DAVIS IS SOOOOOOO GONNA WIN AND TEXAS IS TURNING BLOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

  75. I finally broke out the camera and it was a sunny evening so I took a few pics of Nelson. He has already found a family and is just waiting for the heart worms to die!
    DSC_1397

  76. Isn’t he cute!
    Uh Oh! I am gonna be in trouble now!
    DSC_1399

  77. Last one I promise
    DSC_1392

  78. He’s a good-lookin’ fella, Vman. Glad he’s going to some people who are going to care for him.

    I hope the guy who left him at the vet ends up with some parasites of his own.

  79. Heh
    Thanks Sean
    A new Zeke pic
    DSC_1430

  80. Love me some Zeke pics!

  81. I thought that was a good action Zeke pic X, ears flying, feet off the ground, ball in his mouth.

  82. This girl Mary I knew so well
    I met her on the road in a derp hotel
    High on the heels and never failed
    (Clubs and the pubs is where she dwelled)

  83. Good doggie!

  84. I woke up, and my router was having a cigarette. Should I be worried?

  85. Blech. Good morning, degenerates.

  86. Funny, Jay. Really funny.

  87. Just because your router is ugly doesn’t mean you gotta bag on my pretty one.

  88. I was being serious.

    If only xTeeth was that funny.

  89. I was playing along, MJ. You can only take router sexuality so far before you run out of material.

  90. That being said, I’m a big fan of the callback.

  91. Time for worky worky. Pray that I get my switches working properly!

  92. wakey wakey

  93. fake double yesterday. leon got to see where i perform my fake doubles.

  94. I did a fake double yesterday too. 2 x spin.

  95. >>Car in on October 7, 2014 at 7:46 am
    fake double yesterday. leon got to see where i perform my fake doubles.

    Urban dictionary does not have an entry for “seeing someone perform their fake doubles”
    What does that even mean?

  96. Spin twice? I can barely stand it once. I mean, it’s ok, but about once a week was enough for me.

    A double workout means crackfat Zumba, then a run later.

    which I’ll do today.

  97. I have to lift today. Boo!

  98. YEA!!!! LIFT DAY.

    I’m gonna lift too. In about an hour.

  99. It was a nice place.

    I pulled a bunch more of that vine from the front yard before I planted the mint and I appear to have protected most of my body, but my cheeks are swollen today, so I must have touched my face before I got cleaned up.

  100. Yesterday was pullups/pushups/crow stands.
    Today is bridges, squats, and hanging leg raises.

  101. Get a picture of it. I’m curious.

  102. At this point I’m sure it’s poison ivy and I’m just clueless, but I’ll get a picture after my 830 meeting.

  103. Leaflets three, let it be!

  104. Poison ivy doesn’t always look the same. There is variety in color and shape, as well as the manner in which it grows,

  105. Did another image search. I think some of it is poison ivy and some of it is a different vine.

  106. There are three leafed things that are ok.

  107. Some of the splits are 3 leaves, some are five, and the leaves vary a lot in shape.

  108. This year was a bumper crop for po

  109. Poison ivy

  110. Five would probably be creeping myrtle.

  111. I mean Virginia creeper

  112. It could easily be both. Everything is roped together with the vines I actually want, which makes it awful to pull out.

    I may just pot the mint somewhere safe and then napalm the lot of it.

  113. Just don’t burn it. Burning poison ivy is very bad.

  114. Which reminds me, the neighbor that always burned their yard in the winter has moved. Glad to not have to deal with that any more.

  115. Le sigh.

  116. “Napalm” in this case means “fine the worst poison that won’t linger in the soil” then cover the whole thing with a tarp for a couple of weeks.

    Then rip every damn thing out while wearing hazmat gear.

  117. I ordered some comfrey, Carin. We’ll see how it does on my joint health. Vine pictures should make it from phone to server soon.

  118. Worky worky. Y’all have a good day.

  119. get the vines before they dry out. The dust gets everywhere, including your lungs.

  120. Hehe, Lois Lerner tries to escape to neighbor’s home to escape Jason Mattera, neighbor says GTFO!

    JammieWF: Awesome Video: Jason Mattera Tries to Interview Lois Lerner, Hilarity Ensues

  121. I could wet them before I pull.

  122. Dad got that in his lungs one time cleaning behind the garage at grandma’s house, dead of winter. He wasn’t a happy camper.

    Just be careful, and wear a mask and a long sleeve shirt you can throw away.

  123. Vine pics poated.

  124. Who locked the induction stove top?

    YOUR MOM!

  125. The one on the ground is poison ivy.

  126. Neat.

  127. Laura says the climbing one is bindweed, an evil weed that is nearly impossible to get rid of.

  128. Ortho makes a product that kills poison ivy, it works really well.

    You would have to wait until next year though.

  129. doesn’t Roundup work on poison ivy?

  130. The bindweed is trying to invade my vinyl siding, so I have to try.

  131. Well, not impossible. But you will be doing battle. They can’t be permitted to thrive because they exhaust the soil. And every little root fragment will become a new plant. All that means is vigilance in tearing it up every time you see it.

    It’s bad, but not as bad as trumpet creeper.

  132. On the bright side, Leon, it only twines around things to climb them, and doesn’t make stickum pads or destructive stem rootlets, so it won’t be making holes in your house like some other vines.

  133. It’s wrapped around the hotwire for my yard fence, makes it awful to pull. I’ve been trying to kill it at the ground and wait for it to dry on the wires.

    I want to slap the previous owners for using quartz gravel as bedding material. Absolutely retarded.

  134. Happy birthday, Michael!

  135. I wonder if I could get rid of it by putting an ad on CL:
    “Free quartz gravel, but you have to pick it up yourself.”

  136. Scott tilled my whole garden yesterday and got me a couple bags of Winter Rye to sow it. I can scarcely believe how happy I am about this. Was getting pretty despondent about the gardening prospects for next Spring, because the Fall garden had become such a hellhole.

    I think next Spring I will actually plan it out properly and make permanent beds for the year-round mulching system. Need to measure it and do graphs and stuff. This will be a fun winter project.

    Might do one short row following the Mittleider method and see if I like it.

  137. “Free wild white morning glory! Cannot be bought in stores! Dig your own!”

  138. It’s that or I pick up every single rock myself so I can get to the weed barrier that has utterly failed.

    Also, I think Carin just butt-dialed me.

  139. If that’s what happened, it’ll be the sexiest thing that’s happened to me so far today.

  140. Dave’s gonna be so mad, leon.

  141. Her butt really is amazing. Did it say anything?

  142. Just muffled noises. She might be gassy today.

  143. I’d call back to check, but she won’t answer.

  144. Honorary hostage?

    Police arrested the 54-year-old headmaster of a fancypants Bay Area private school after they found him in a hotel room on Friday afternoon with “a litany” of hard drugs including cocaine, meth and heroin — and a passed-out, 21-year-old woman.

  145. I did butt dial leon. LOL

    Sorry.

  146. hate bintweed.

    I would try to dig up the creeping juniper and move it until you can get that area free. I get weeds in my irises sometimes, and the only think I can do is dig it up and separate it all.

  147. Good night ladies!

    Flew the red-eye from Seattle to Chicago, got to hang around O’Hare for a couple of hours and finally made it home.

    What a long-ass day.

    Trying to stay up for another hour and then take a nap.

  148. d

  149. Have vacation next week and we’re taking the eldest on a college visit to Purdue.

    For our Michigan contingent, I have tickets to the Michigan State-Purdue game. Anyone planning on attending?

  150. Leon, also I found a local source for Comfrey. I haven’t gotten any yet. Lady who makes her own soaps, etc.

  151. I’m probably going to dig up everything in Feb or March, I think, and save the mint and juniper.

    Then I might put in a bunch of big terra cotta containers and let the mint and juniper grow around them.

  152. Michigan State!?

    I don’t even know those people.

  153. You ain’t digging up shit in Feb or March.

    Just saying.

  154. Depends how long the winter is. Feb has been warm enough some years.

    It will probably be June, because of the global warming.

  155. Even if the air temp is warmer, that ground doesn’t defrost enough to do much digging.

    believe me, I’ve tried.

  156. Nuke it from orbit, Leon.
    It’s the only way to be sure.

  157. Hotbride was supposed to have her doohickey done yesterday.

    *waits impatiently and hopes all is well*

  158. I’m going to try and fix the title of this poat to make it more Chad-like.

    Standby.

  159. We should do a review of something every week. Tuesday doesn’t have a poat, does it? Books. Movies. Albums.

    Whatta ya guys think? I mean, I know it goes against our ‘no content’ rule, but it may be kinda fun. And force a few of us to read a new book or something occasionally.

  160. Tuesday Book Club?

  161. We should probably play to our audience.

    Tuesday lube and porn review.

  162. New Poat Title

    http://www.harmonycentral.com/forum/filedata/fetch?id=30941925

  163. Tuesday lube and porn review.

    Gross. And XBrad would dominate it, which makes it worse.

  164. Just call it the ‘Review Poat’ and let peeps post opinions on what they read, watched, or banged the past week.

    Because all of you people are sick fucks, we should specify that you must state the category of your review in the first line:

    ie: ‘Book’, ‘Movie’, ‘TV Show’, ‘Porn’, ‘Tranny Porn’, ‘Furry Porn’, etc.

  165. I kind of like this idea. It could be funny, and serious. But mostly perverted.

  166. “Trash Talk Tuesday”

  167. The only rule is you have to “review” something. We could even have more than one poat (*shocked face) if peps were really ambitious.

  168. I don’t like reviews.

  169. Lemme review your mom.

  170. shut up, both of you.

  171. Review: MIGardener
    Category: SFW YouTube channel

    Organic gardener in the state of Michigan who uses YT to journal his gardening over time: things he’s trying, successes, and failures. I sometimes find his chatter a little annoying, but the channel is overall highly informative. Recommended for gardeners in places with a real winter season.

  172. I’m just reviewing the reviews!

  173. We should review QotSA albums and rate them on a scale of how much that they suck.

  174. *fingers hovers over banhammer

  175. You people are teh suck.

  176. How is she, Hotspur?

  177. *pushed car in’s finger down

  178. Do movie reviews still get given in bald heads?

  179. She’s resting in the hospital. They did a bronchoscopy yesterday and removed some fluid in her right lung. They will culture it and see what it is.

    Today they are doing another CT scan of her lungs. Tomorrow they will do an esophageal X-ray.

    They still don’t know what the fuck it is.

  180. Oso,

    Only for porno’s.

  181. Continued Prayers, HS.

  182. Rosetta used to do movie reviews.

  183. Paula made lasagna today. It’ll be 2 hours before she gets home from kid #2’s cross country meet. I haven’t eaten since dinner last night.

    Do I: A: Cut a big piece out and snarf it down without waiting, B: Wait like the gentleman I’m alleged to be, or C: Celebrate my negative gonorrhea cultures with your mom?

  184. D: Get you a fuckin’ Snickers bar like everybody else

  185. Eat some fish sticks you philistine.

  186. There are some left over fish sticks in the freezer…

    Fack it, I’ll look to see if she bought any Halloween candy and raid that. How many mini Snickers equals a regular Snickers? I’m going with 3.

  187. I just had leftover tacos. Dan made them the other night. I’m horrible at looking in the pantry and fixing something. I’m set if we have Cheetos or Funyuns.

  188. Time to peel the shrimp.

  189. “Time to peel the shrimp”. NOT a euphemism.

  190. Dan is so immature. Everytime he makes hot dogs or tacos, he has to do the Church Lady skit from SNL.

  191. Dan is so immature. Everytime he makes hot dogs or tacos, he has to do the Church Lady skit from SNL.

    Gross.

  192. Ha!

  193. The candy stash freaked me out a little bit. It was a mix of Reese’s PB Cups, York Peppermint Patties and Hershey’s chocolate. They had SANTA CLAUS on them. They’re already peddling Christmas candy before Halloween. 3 slightly larger than mini Hershey’s till lasagna.

  194. Let’s review halloween candy.

    Circus peanuts, yay or nay.

  195. Apples with razor blades, yay or nay?

  196. Smarties, yay or nay?

  197. Christmas crap is now on display at Home Depot.

  198. NO to Circus Peanuts. A bigger NO to Mary Janes. Blech.

  199. Smarties are my favorite. Right behind smoked pork butt and brisket.

  200. Smarties FTW!

  201. i’m going to pass out water kefir grains for Halloween.

    HA HA HA … JUST KIDDING.

    I certainly don’t have enough of those to share.

  202. Leon, Roundup may work on poison ivy, but it will kill everything you spray. The stuff designed to kill poison ivy won’t harm most other things.

  203. My husband wants me to share this with you guys. I don’t know why.

    I did something to my jaw this morning, and it KILLS.I can barely chew anything.

    Ok. Have at it. Perhaps someone would like to call xbrad?

  204. I tried that stuff designed to kill poison ivy.

    I still have poison ivy.

    Just saying.

  205. Almost out of Halloween product. Selling the crap out of outdoor Christmas displays. I’d already sold 3000 Balloon Fiesta Calendars. Got 6000 more last week. Sold 2000 already.

  206. I saw it at Sam’s last week and purposefully avoided the aisle. I’m not sure where Paula shopped today but I’m guessing the Hannaford’s grocery store and not Sam’s. Just surprised they had Christmas candy displayed more prominently than Halloween candy. Or maybe they only had shitty Halloween candy left.

  207. I did something to my jaw this morning, and it KILLS.I can barely chew anything.

    How happy was Mr. Carin afterward?

  208. Hershey Krackel or Nestle Crunch?

  209. Crunch, debinately.

    Outtie.

  210. It works on ours. You need to use it when the plants are storing food for the winter, late summer is best.

  211. Krackel.

  212. It’s a lot more fun when Car in slips up by accident, and doesn’t just set it out there on purpose.

    IT’S A TRAP!

  213. Cracka

  214. I did something to my jaw this morning, and it KILLS.I can barely chew anything.

    That happened to me but it was the dentist’s fault. Had I not pushed back against his hand, f*cker might have broke my jaw. He was doing a filling and was pushing the gunk in hard (SYWM). Took a week before I could open my mouth without it hurting. The whole visit was full of suck (again SYWM).

  215. beasn, you keep hanging those curveballs, and it’s gonna look like Kershaw in the 7th inning in here.

  216. Krackel is more better.

    Though these days I can only eat Chocolate Dream Rice Crunch (dairy-free ~ $3/bar).

  217. I didn’t do anything. Sometimes it just will start hurting to open (I’ve had it checked – they did ask me if I’ve ever had my jar broken – no – but it cracks when i open and close). Well it was doing that, but I really wanted to eat an apple.

  218. beasn, you keep hanging those curveballs, and it’s gonna look like Kershaw in the 7th inning in here.

    Or Oso lobbing one at your head.

  219. You might have lockjaw

  220. Car in, my daughter sometimes gets the clicky in the jaw thing going on. Doesn’t hurt though. Do you grind your teeth while nightmaring over JEF?

  221. When was your last tetanus shot?

  222. Anal lube. Yea or nay?

  223. Shadows are making things interesting at Busch. I love day baseball.

  224. This post has been updated like a mother flocker.

  225. It looks like my last day is the 18th.

    Everybody gets a yearly 2% raise, that’s it.

    Less than inflation.
    ,

  226. That’s actually normal these days. You have to change jobs to make more money.

  227. You, despite a few peccadilloes, are a decent man MJ

  228. I haven’t had a raise since 2007.

  229. Lasagna time!

  230. Mmmm…lasagna.

  231. Mmmm.

  232. Hahahaha, Von Hostage. Awesome that you donated and that they acknowledged it.

    Hey, where’s mine?

  233. It made me giggle that they sent me a card with my fake name.

    LIKE A BOSS.

  234. The Von Hostage Family. Kind of like the Addams Family.

  235. The Von Hostage Family Singers??

  236. Fixtd for accuracy.

  237. Hahaha Red Solo cups FTW

  238. Sorry to read about your gig, Scott. They are idiots for letting you walk.

  239. HAHAHAHA.

    And the bone marrow guy deserves tits, beer, and a BJ.

    Tits in his face; not to like, grow tits.

  240. Do, a toy for Oso’s dog
    Ray, a drop of golden tequila….
    Me, the one who’s doing your mom
    Fa, from tuba-playing faggots.
    So, go count your diiiiiiick
    La
    Te

    Shit, help me out here, my brain’s asleep at the wheel.

  241. Continued good thoughts and prayers for Hotbride, Hotspur, and her doctors to get this shit figured out stat.

  242. Bone marrow guy?

  243. Crap, Roamy. You’re our lyricist.

  244. Scott, I added to the prayer list. Mini-me’s friend had a bone marrow transplant from an anonymous donor, who, yes, deserves a beer, a BJ, and bewbs.

  245. *Considers sleeping in earmuffs*

  246. Mother nature will fcuk you in the ear every chance she gets

  247. *wonders if anonymous bone marrow donor is a woman*

  248. Until your jaw hurts.

  249. Jimbro, we were told the donor is a 38-year-old man.

  250. Then he deserves the trifecta!

  251. I got put on the bone marrow registry years ago. It’s expensive to do unless you find a drive where someone is sponsoring it.

  252. I don’t grind my teeth. Nope.

  253. About 10 years ago my jaw started to click when I chewed. Sometimes it got painful. It lasted a long time but it went away.

  254. In my first 2 years of med school I had stress and caffeine induced bruxism. A dentist fit me with a mouth guard that helped. The cure was passing and advancing to clinicals.

    http://www.webmd.com/oral-health/guide/teeth-grinding-bruxism

  255. It usually doesn’t get this sore. It often is just uncomfortable for a bit and then goes away. This is new.

  256. Having you been chewing cud?

    Try chewing cud.

  257. I guess Beasn and J’ames will be by for some smack talking.

  258. Car in, pay attention to what you do when you sleep.

    Know how some people will put their face on a hand when sleeping?

    I was making a fist.

  259. Try a different pillow.

  260. Did anybody find anybody else’s sigh of relief in response to their negative pregnancy test just a little too demonstrative today?

  261. HA. Auction guy just called.

    All hell breaks loose in November.

    I will have no time for the Obamajob that I just quit.

    I am Even Steven.

  262. Yay, Scott!

  263. Excellent, Scott.

  264. I’ve had a clicky jaw for 30 years.

    It’s a kissing feature I think.

  265. Why, oso? Did something happen?

    *pops champagne

  266. Had? What fixed it?

  267. Courtesy of coblogger email thread: Video of angry guy cussing out a fraudulent elderly panhandler.

    He recognizes her while she is sitting behind the wheel of a car he can’t afford. He has recently given up meals, in order to give her his lunch money.
    I’m gonna nickname her, ‘Rita.’ *winks at Scott*

  268. That’s old.

  269. I’ve had a clicky jaw for 30 years.

    It’s a kissing feature I think.

    No, I think you’re an African tribesman.

  270. Scott knows video.

  271. J’ames, our cafe manager had to set up mini vases with fake flowers on all of our tables this morning. By the time I took my lunch break, 3 of the mini vases had already been stolen. We expected more breakage than theft. Taking dates when we expect them all to be gone. Can’t actually “Bet”.

  272. Haha, I was just kidding about the tablecloths!

  273. I guess Beasn and J’ames will be by for some smack talking.

    *high fives Jay*

    Did you all hear about the Michael Brown protest during yesterday’s game? They were chanting for the officer’s death. By the end of the game, Cards fans had enough of their shiite and chanted USA……protesters chanted ‘Africa’.
    Idiots. I’d be more than happy to buy them a one way ticket to Ebolaville.

  274. Car in do you have an inflamed jaw?

  275. Some people were complaining about the counterprotest. I hadn’t heard it, so I had nothing to contribute.

  276. Here’s part of it Jay.

    http://tinyurl.com/m62qv2y

  277. Jay, I knew you were! Then our GM rolled out flowers at the tables. I asked if we were getting tablecloths.

  278. so, who else is gonna be interviewing this guy on Saturday?

    This one is, honestly, a “get.” I think he’s gonna be really busy in the near term and he just agreed to be a guest on my show this Saturday.

    *fingers crossed that he doesn’t get a better offer

  279. Great news about the auction house, Scott.

    Guess that means he won’t be returning my call anytime soon.

  280. Yay, Wiser. I was just surprised that Jamie Gorelick wasn’t on that BS committee

  281. Nice job, wiser.

    The drink of the week will be the Naughty Librarian.

  282. My absolute favorite part of the article:

    The facts leading up to this incident support the notion [that there is a] risk in not addressing the social and emotional learning needs of [homeschooled] children.” Schwartz admitted that the commission didn’t have access to Lanza’s school files and medical records. But he maintained that those records would support the commission’s proposals.

    Arrogant motherfuckers, don’t ya think?

  283. the Naughty Librarian.

    *thud

  284. But he maintained that those records would support the commission’s proposals.
    —————————————
    Is he insinuating that he knows what’s in the records, which would be a massive breach of ethical behavior, or is he just speculating, which would be a massive breach of ethical behavior?

  285. Nice job, wiser.

    I’m starting to figure out that all you gotta do is ask.

    This knowledge will come in handy as I get better and better guests.

    Like Roamie.

    Will never beat the astronauts though. That still gets me massive props at the station. Even from the woman who had the first live, on-air interview with Jay Leno after it was announced that he was taking over the Tonight Show.

    Funniest part of that story: The station owner’s only question re: that interview was “Who paid for the call to California?”

    I laughed my ass off. How fucking stupid. HUGE moment for the station and all he cared about was the cost of the phone call.

    My call to the space station would have probably killed him.

  286. Is he insinuating that he knows what’s in the records, which would be a massive breach of ethical behavior, or is he just speculating, which would be a massive breach of ethical behavior?

    great question.

    *starts making notes

  287. How retarded do you have to be to believe that “Homeschooling” is the problem here? I H8 the R word.

  288. Wiser,
    It takes a village (idiot).
    I hope you get “really” ready for this and expose this bullshit for what it is.
    Get him fired-up and make ‘Mumbles’ and the ‘commission’ look like the fools that they are.

    Oh, Anita is putting in her hour of viola practice as I type this.
    She tries to do at least an hour per night.
    When my baby sister dropped-by the other day, she puller the fiddle out and did “If I Were A Rich Man” for her.
    She don’t have the music for that and does it by ear.
    Baby sister was impressed.
    Thanks, Bro…

  289. She tries to do at least an hour per night.

    That’s…… incredible.

    Is she taking lessons with anyone?

    Thanks, Bro…

    No, thank you. I absolutely love the fact that she is enjoying herself so much and that I could be a small part of that.

  290. Yay Anita!!!

  291. Wiser, too. Von Hostage Family!!!

  292. Wiser,

    She’s never had a lesson, but is hoping to try that soon.
    She’s had a couple coding gigs from some old customers and is waiting to get paid.
    I figure it will turn out like when she approached a piano teacher and asked for a couple lessons. The teacher asked her to play and said; “Yes, I teach piano, but not to you. You play by ear”.
    So it goes…

  293. Oso, you would make the most adorable Greta Von Hostage.

  294. “Yes, I teach piano, but not to you. You play by ear”.

    By ear… that’s quite the gift!

  295. I’m still trying to help Roamy out with La and Ti. Gotta be a “ab vein” or “tucker” lyric in there.

  296. I like yodeling. Lonely Goatherd.

  297. Cyn,
    She codes relational database stuff the same way, by ear.
    She’s really very good at it. Companies that have dealt with her recommend her to others. That’s why it’s hard for her to retire.
    Folks call her up and beg for help.
    “Bob told me you could help me!”
    She’s a sucker, sometimes.
    Working on saying NO!

  298. “Yes” keeps you in the game and current – good for her!

  299. “Yes, I teach piano, but not to you. You play by ear”.

    wow. that’s gotta hurt. Most viola players use their fingers….

  300. Check out how your Senators voted on repealing the 2nd Amendment today.
    Both of mine (WA) voted to subvert the constitution to the UN (Cantwell & Murray), Fuck them and the horse they rode in on.

    http://tinyurl.com/lozue2j

    Assholes. This was WAY too close…

  301. From Mr. RFH,

    Te, the letter that starts off TITS

    Still need La.

  302. Congrats on the “get”, Wiser!

  303. THX Mr RFH

  304. Congrats on the “get”, Wiser!

    It really is so easy.

    “Hi, I have a radio show and your article was inter…”

    “I’ll do it!”

  305. Ugh…I’ve been singing for hours. And that brings us back to Do. La a loser doesn’t tip?

  306. La…MJ likes fish sticks

  307. I’ve been singing scales all afternoon and I H8 y’all.

  308. Can we just roll with the Addams Family?

  309. Good job on your ‘get’, wiserbud; knock that interview outta the park.

  310. Anita is out in the garage, smoking, drinking whiskey, and reading Tom Clancy “Executive Orders” (’97) about Ebola, African Green Monkeys(used for Polio Research), and Iran.
    She’s all essited…

  311. But we luurrrrrves you, Oso!

  312. Partridge Family?

  313. Anita is out in the garage, smoking, drinking whiskey, and reading Tom Clancy “Executive Orders” (’97) about Ebola, African Green Monkeys(used for Polio Research), and Iran.

    wait a second here…….

    Anita is your husband???

  314. knock that interview outta the park.

    maybe. You’re not my real mom.

  315. Von Hostage Family. Keep up. MJ started it.

  316. Wiser,
    I’m in the house, drinking whiskey and commenting here, after having a smoke in the garage.
    You missed it by “That Much”…

  317. so… fun night….

    store is supposed to close at 8.

    someone signs up a lesson from 8 to 8:30.

    meaning I have to stay until it’s over. and keep the store open.

    of course, the lesson doesn’t end until 8:45 because whatever.

    I love Tuesdays.

  318. For those not on FB, last week, I was freaked that people took off hats and stood in sports bars during the national anthem. It isn’t just a “Military” thing. AnitaP schooled me. She is awesome and I wish she was here, too.

  319. Wiser, sweet! And Thursday is still the non-paid employee meeting?

  320. maybe. You’re not my real mom.

    Yes I am. Now sit down at this table this instant and finish your peas.

  321. And Thursday is still the non-paid employee meeting?

    not anymore……

    ;)

  322. Now sit down at this table this instant and finish your peas.

    make me.

  323. O M G Paid?

  324. The Von Hostage Family started…

  325. I got to watch the International Space Station fly overhead. That was kinda cool. It’s scooting right along.

  326. That’s all I got. Roamy is the lyricist. Sean is the wordsmith. I’m the “Idea guy”

  327. XB, what time are you getting up to watch “Blood Moon”?

  328. make me.

    Oh, you’ll eat them, mister.

  329. I’m the “Idea guy”

    I am getting you a button that reads that :D

  330. Hahaha I’m too lazy to do anything beyond throwing ideas out there. LOL

  331. XB, what time are you getting up to watch “Blood Moon”?

    I’m not. I happened to see a tweet telling me the ISS would pass overhead, just as I was standing out in front of the house smoking a cigarette. I looked up from my phone, and there it was.

  332. tired.

    miss playing with you idiots

    g’nite

  333. G’night, Wiser Von Hostage.

  334. ‘Night, Wiser.
    Thank you, again…

  335. Dude….Blood Moon. Hellooooo.

  336. Do Von Hostages line up by height, age, or time zone?

  337. I always liked Brigitta in The Sound of Music. Came this close to being cast as the bad nun in a community theater performance; fortunately, DD#1 didn’t make the callback, so I didn’t have to do that part…..

  338. Do Von Hostages line up by height, age, or time zone?

    Yes.

  339. Do Von Hostages line up by height, age, or time zone?

    Cup size.

  340. MJ – thanks for the donation! Got a laugh from your “name”…..

  341. I may be traveling to Roswell. I might upload some pics of me from my “Lithuanian” stage.

  342. heh. Cup size. Guy cups are sold by size, too.

  343. Cup size?

    I think that would make me “Marta” or “Brigitta”.

  344. I am 16 going on 17 still too young for you…

  345. WTF dude, I’m getting vulched and I usually keep my FB separate from my H2

  346. ♪ I’ll take care of you ♫

  347. Fuck. Rough day.

  348. Multi-tasking with HQ, FB, here and elsewhere. Too much. G’night.

  349. Too alarming now, to talk about
    Take your pictures down, and derp it out
    Truth or consequence, say it aloud
    Use that evidence, race it around

  350. Flat tire to start the day. Not a good omen.

  351. HHD is up.

  352. If I can figure out how to mix Chad and fish sticks in a post I’d be a very happy man.


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