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Big Boob Friday

Welcum to another edition of BBF, hosted by me. Extremely tall and pleasantly well mannered. Let’s start with a joke:

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I wrote this song for Sean because he’ll probably enjoy it while the rest of you people will most likely call me a flamer for *gasp* posting these hipster douchebags. Sean will note the feedback that begins in the second verse, the kick ass guitar solo, and the reference to other folk musicians in the lyrics. The rest of you people will flick boogers and send me hate mail. The vapors!

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This week’s model is Joey Fisher. My guess is that she’s make an appearance in this hallowed post once or twice. But YOBBFO. You only big boob Friday once. Or twice. Whatever. Look, she’s got a bangin’ body and a really sexy look in her eyes that tells me she probably likes vanilla yogurt. A recent resume listed her measurements as TItty-Fuck, Waist-Grab, Shake-That-Ass. You know, I think I even used the first picture as…the first picture. Like I said, whatev.

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And now a few gifs to sooth the sore beast:

L to R: H2, IB

MCPO playing with his new internet machine.

Did you know that the iPhone 6 bends? You should try it Hotspur.

Pupster doing the ice fuckit bucket challenge.

MJ impressing some bitches.

Mare sighting!

Roamy’s average day at work, sans space pen!

Your average day at work.

Your mom’s average day at work.

How Leon imagines himself; actual Leon.

Rosetta at his 40th birthday party and possibly my favorite gif of all time.

L to R: Phat, Wiser, and Cyn on day three of the TITS meat up in Tempe.

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UPDATE:

 

MJ IS THE HAPPIEST PERSON ON EARTH.

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September 26, 2014
Categories: As Little as Possible, bacon, BANGLAR After Action Report!, Blue Man Group, Boobs, Books, Chubs, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Drunken SeaHorse Blogging, Ed Balls, fucking genius, Fucking Wagon, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Jesus Freak, Joke thread, Microvag, milestones, people make me sick, personal junk, pets, Sandra Fluke, Someone needs a sandwich, stupid fucking hippies, Things that really matter, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., wisermeany, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your Mom, Your mom likes this . . Author: MJ

221 Comments

  1. Comment by MJ on September 26, 2014 8:07 am

    I should get a round of applause for this post. It’s really, really good.

  2. Comment by Car in on September 26, 2014 8:13 am

    It’s ok.

  3. Comment by MJ on September 26, 2014 8:18 am

    *removes tartar sauce from Car in’s fish stick lunchable

  4. Comment by Car in on September 26, 2014 8:25 am

    Tartar sauce is fattening anyway.

  5. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on September 26, 2014 8:25 am

    Excellent job, MJ, though I gotta figure out where you’ve hidden the camera.

    This was yesterday, no shit.
    http://fireballs.ndc.nasa.gov/events/20140925/ev_20140925_091854A_10A.avi

  6. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on September 26, 2014 8:26 am

    Another one

    http://fireballs.ndc.nasa.gov/events/20140925/ev_20140925_073959A_03A.avi

  7. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 26, 2014 8:28 am

    Parkour is for twerps whose joints don’t hurt yet.

    I just want to not suck at life away from the glowing rectangles like most engineer dweebs do.

  8. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 26, 2014 8:28 am

    Who is this MJ person? What have you done with the real one?

  9. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 26, 2014 8:29 am

    Aww, don’t worry, leon, you don’t suck THAT much!

  10. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 26, 2014 8:30 am

    I suck much, much less than a lot of guys my age and moderately younger. Plus rough hands help me out in shaking hands with other white-collar workers.

  11. Comment by Pupster on September 26, 2014 8:43 am

    Good job MJ, one of your finest yet.

  12. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 26, 2014 8:48 am

    I still don’t think it’s MJ. I need to see some ID.

  13. Comment by MJ on September 26, 2014 8:53 am

    I suck much, much less than a lot of guys my age and moderately younger.

    FIXED.

  14. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 26, 2014 9:03 am

    No, you.

  15. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 26, 2014 9:04 am

    *OH SNAP*

  16. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on September 26, 2014 9:05 am

    http://clashdaily.com/2014/09/3-mistakes-hannah-graham-made/

    I am thinking about self-defense classes for Mini-me and myself. She’ll have to be 14 for Krav Maga, Karate is an option, too.

  17. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 26, 2014 9:17 am

    I Your Mom sucks much, much less than a lot of guys my age and moderately younger.

    Fixt mo bettah.

  18. Comment by MJ on September 26, 2014 9:18 am

    BOO!

  19. Comment by MJ on September 26, 2014 9:19 am

    What’s up with Ernst, Jay?

  20. Comment by pendejogrande on September 26, 2014 9:26 am

    That’s either the edge of her arreola in that first pic or she’s got a rash. Either way she needs a foot of dick.

  21. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 26, 2014 9:29 am

    So you’re going to bang her three times?

  22. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 26, 2014 9:30 am

    Sorry, I know there was supposed to be No Math.

  23. Comment by Cyn on September 26, 2014 9:31 am

    BUNK!

    Applause

  24. Comment by MJ on September 26, 2014 9:38 am

    Possibly the best gif of all time.

    Thanks!!!!!

  25. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 26, 2014 9:43 am

    What do you mean about Ernst? They are attacking her in Iowa, linking her to the Koch Brothers and “Big Oil™”. She’s been pretty positive, but other 501c’s are attacking Braley on missing veteran votes (he was on that committee).

    Currently neck in neck in polling, but they said the same about Ernst in the primary, which she won by about 20 points.

  26. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 26, 2014 9:45 am

    Oh, and they are trotting out the “War on Women” with Ernst too. Yes really.

    “Do you know that Joni Ernst thinks my boss should decide my birth control?” Actual line in a campaign ad. Big Planned Parenthood brochure in that one.

  27. Comment by MJ on September 26, 2014 9:52 am

    I was wondering about the attacks. Ernst seems to be showing gains, but the national press indicated that Braley had the MO.

    Made no sense. Thanks.

  28. Comment by MJ on September 26, 2014 9:53 am

    Unless it breaks, it will be GOTV election. That scares the shit out of me.

  29. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 26, 2014 9:57 am

    I think Ernst will win. The pollsters are getting the dem voters on the phone. Lots of people aren’t bothering with them, and will be voting Ernst. LTC in the guard who deployed to Iraq and brought everyone back in a transportation company. She’s got that to run on, and now that’s one of her ads. Plus veterans speaking out for her.

  30. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 26, 2014 9:58 am

    The national press loves Braley. The eastern Iowa lawyer. That slipup against Grassley in front of the Texas lawyers, in front of a drink cart, really cost him here. He’s been backing away from that a mile a minute. Now he’s practically a farmer in his ads, but that is a lie, and is biting him in the ass.

  31. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 26, 2014 10:09 am

    We need an agent in every press conference to ask him what he’s got in his garden.

  32. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 26, 2014 10:31 am

    Dead already? Nice work, people!

  33. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 26, 2014 10:31 am

    *rolls up bar of soap in a towel for the blanket party

  34. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 26, 2014 10:44 am

    This is a pretty good summary:

    http://daddywarpig.wordpress.com/2014/09/23/gamergate-achievement-unlocked-epic-shitstorm/

  35. Comment by Pupster on September 26, 2014 10:47 am

    I just left a deposit on a rental home. I then apologized to the landlady and told her that never happens to me.

  36. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 26, 2014 10:53 am

    Should have thought about baseball.

  37. Comment by Car in on September 26, 2014 10:53 am

    I wanna get that book, Roamy. Thanks.

  38. Comment by MJ on September 26, 2014 11:13 am

    Oh man. Can’t muster the interest in gaming wars.

    Let’s just go with my blanket statement:

    I hate ______ because of I’m a racist.

  39. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 26, 2014 11:18 am

    Basically, the gaming industry is going through the same cultural attacks that Hollywood fell to a few decades ago. The difference is that this time it’s happening in the open and the enthusiasts of the media are fighting back.

  40. Comment by MJ on September 26, 2014 11:24 am

    *wallows around on ground, tries to summon righteous anger.

  41. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 26, 2014 11:27 am

    If you miss movies where Americans are the good guys, and the bad guy is occasionally something other than a hetero white male (and likely Republican), this is relevant to you.

  42. Comment by Cyn on September 26, 2014 11:29 am

    #ChadGate

  43. Comment by Cyn on September 26, 2014 11:35 am

    It’s bigger I heard.

  44. Comment by MJ on September 26, 2014 11:35 am

    #Chadgate is funny

  45. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 26, 2014 11:39 am

    Is that the gate Chad’s flight is arriving at?

  46. Comment by Cyn on September 26, 2014 11:42 am

    Yes; it’s the biggest gate in the terminal.

    #HowYouDoin

  47. Comment by Cyn on September 26, 2014 11:55 am

    Yea or Nay?

  48. Comment by xbradtc on September 26, 2014 12:00 pm

    Sudden Jihad Syndrome strikes again:

    http://www.cnn.com/2014/09/26/us/oklahoma-beheading/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

  49. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 26, 2014 12:01 pm

    Eh, I prefer the classics.

  50. Comment by Cyn on September 26, 2014 12:06 pm

    I was just reading about this at the Fox site, Xbrad.

    Kriminey.

  51. Comment by xbradtc on September 26, 2014 12:14 pm

    http://online.wsj.com/articles/bill-gross-leaves-pimco-for-janus-1411736217

    HUGE news. Bill Gross is THE bond guy.

    Also, virtually my first day at Merrill, I met him. He stopped by to talk with my boss. Introductions, etc, and back to work.

    I was so new in the industry, I had no idea who he was.

  52. Comment by Colorado Alex on September 26, 2014 12:17 pm

    Also, virtually my first day at Merrill, I met him. He stopped by to talk with my boss. Introductions, etc, and back to work.

    Nice to know that he still has time to talk to the shoe-shine boy.

  53. Comment by Cyn on September 26, 2014 12:24 pm

    http://youtu.be/PS3jlUPPf5U

  54. Comment by Cyn on September 26, 2014 12:26 pm

    Can’t see the full story on Bill Gross; not a subscriber. El-Erian left recently I just read.

  55. Comment by daveintexas on September 26, 2014 12:29 pm

    Good God those things are near planetary status

  56. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 26, 2014 12:32 pm

    Are they pulling you in gravitationally, Dave?

  57. Comment by Hotspur on September 26, 2014 12:33 pm

    Pluto is jealous.

  58. Comment by MJ on September 26, 2014 12:38 pm

    I’d love to reenact Shakespeare’s Merchant of Venice with her.

    Scene III, Act II:

    Portia: Bossanio, what thou thinkest of mine planetary jugs?

    Bossanio: Me thinkest that a tit wank appears upon the horizon.

    Fin.

  59. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 26, 2014 12:44 pm

    appears upon the horizon.

    ISWYDT

  60. Comment by Hotspur on September 26, 2014 12:52 pm

    At this time, it is not known if the suspect’s beliefs played a role in the attack.

    Why do they do this every fucking time? What other beliefs have been involved in beheadings lately? Unless he used a guillotine, I don’t think he’s french.

    http://tinyurl.com/ph6aoog

    Or you can read about it at AoSHQ.

  61. Comment by Jewstin on September 26, 2014 1:25 pm

    I kind of like civilization. I don’t anticipate ever converting to Islam and becoming a howling, midieval savage.

    A good beheading after getting fired sounds therapeutic, but cracking a six-pack of beer seems much easier.

  62. Comment by xbradtc on September 26, 2014 1:27 pm

    Yeah, I can’t really see converting to any religion that bans both bacon and booze.

  63. Comment by MJ on September 26, 2014 1:34 pm

    Islam sucks. There. I said it.

  64. Comment by Cyn on September 26, 2014 1:38 pm

    ooooOOOOOOOooooo

  65. Comment by MJ on September 26, 2014 1:40 pm

    I luv it when you make that noise.

  66. Comment by Cyn on September 26, 2014 1:43 pm

    So does Your Mom.
    And Your Dad.

  67. Comment by MJ on September 26, 2014 1:45 pm

    *emails Chad Cyn’s phone number

    I also got you this as a gift for hosting TITS.

  68. Comment by Cyn on September 26, 2014 1:47 pm

    Best. Gift. Evah!

    *plugs phone in charger and waits for #BigChad’s text

  69. Comment by wiserbud on September 26, 2014 1:49 pm

    fucking airlines….

    wiserbride is supposed to be traveling to Chicago this afternoon. She kept checking the airline’s web site for an updated status on her flight. It just kept saying “on-time.”

    So she heads to the airport.

    Just as she arrives, they change the status to “delayed.” At least two hours at this point, but you can easily bet it will be longer.

    Like, they couldn’t tell her this before she left? It wasn’t fucking obvious to anyone with a fucking brain that the flight was going to be delayed? No, just get her to the airport so she can sit around there for the next 6 hours.

    I am so glad I don;t travel like I used to.

  70. Comment by Cyn on September 26, 2014 1:50 pm

    *snaps a selfie waiting for #Chad’sBigGate to call*

  71. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 26, 2014 1:50 pm

    Islam is Scientology if it were invented by an illiterate Arab warlord in 6th century AD.

  72. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 26, 2014 1:51 pm

    So, is Allahu Akbar Arabic for take this job and shove it?

    Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2014 12:59 PM

  73. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 26, 2014 1:52 pm

    It was a fire at O’Hare that caused the delay, they might not have known.

  74. Comment by Cyn on September 26, 2014 1:52 pm

    All flights are fukksized fuxxored today. All the local newsers had peeps at Sky Harbor updating us by the minute of all the delays!11ty!

  75. Comment by xbradtc on September 26, 2014 1:54 pm

    Some contractor asshat at the Chicago ARTCC set a fire. It fubar’d O’Hare and Midway traffic. It’s not like the airlines had a lot of warning.

  76. Comment by Cyn on September 26, 2014 1:56 pm

    No, they didn’t have a lot of warning, but this was going on when I flipped on the teevee at 0600; five hours later, they should have a handle on it.

    PROVE ME WRONG!

  77. Comment by wiserbud on September 26, 2014 1:58 pm

    And now they have just cancled her flight.

    Nice work, US Air.

  78. Comment by wiserbud on September 26, 2014 1:59 pm

    It was a fire at O’Hare that caused the delay, they might not have known.

    I knew at 9am. How the fuck did they not know?

  79. Comment by wiserbud on September 26, 2014 2:00 pm

    It’s not like the airlines had a lot of warning.

    She left here at noon. You mean to tell me they didn’t have a handle on what was going to happen after 6 hours?

    Bullshit.

  80. Comment by wiserbud on September 26, 2014 2:01 pm

    They can’t get her to Chicago until Sunday.

  81. Comment by Cyn on September 26, 2014 2:11 pm

    Maybe Chad could help.

  82. Comment by Hotspur on September 26, 2014 2:15 pm

    You could have her there by tomorrow morning if you leave soon.

  83. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 26, 2014 2:15 pm

    Fly to South Bend and rent a car. It’s a 90 minute drive to Chicago.

  84. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 26, 2014 2:22 pm

    Or Amtrak it from SB to Chicago, if you hate yourself.

  85. Comment by Jewstin on September 26, 2014 2:22 pm

    Day Care for Hostages:

    http://tinyurl.com/qekdhez

  86. Comment by osoloco11 on September 26, 2014 2:41 pm

    Any confirmation that the fire at the Chicago FAA was arson and the guy that did it was found with self-inflicted injuries? 2nd case of SJS?

  87. Comment by Cyn on September 26, 2014 2:52 pm

    Any confirmation that the fire at the Chicago FAA was arson and the guy that did it was found with self-inflicted injuries?

    It’s looking that way.

  88. Comment by Colorado Alex on September 26, 2014 2:56 pm

    Reading over the attack, it sounds more like a crackpot who lost it after being fired rather than a jihadist attack.

  89. Comment by osoloco11 on September 26, 2014 2:58 pm

    Was he fired for advocating jihad at work?

  90. Comment by osoloco11 on September 26, 2014 3:19 pm

    Or had he been making comments about slutwear by his female co-workers?

  91. Comment by Cyn on September 26, 2014 3:23 pm

    HA! I just got a happy anniversary from werdpuss.

    thanks

  92. Comment by Cyn on September 26, 2014 3:30 pm

    http://youtu.be/6XJ3KMYuqoQ

  93. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 26, 2014 3:40 pm

    Tom Cotton agrees to a Chuck Todd-moderated debate for AR Senate.

    We never learn. http://minx.cc:1080/?post=352082

  94. Comment by Colorado Alex on September 26, 2014 3:45 pm

    Candidates should demand that the moderators be drawn at random from an equal number of names put forward by each candidate. Four debates? Then each side puts forward two names.

  95. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 26, 2014 3:47 pm

    Oh wait, you think these are supposed to be fair?

  96. Comment by Hotspur on September 26, 2014 3:48 pm

    He should only agree to it if it is moderated by Gwen Ifill or Candy Crowley.

  97. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 26, 2014 3:49 pm

    This one made me laugh:

    Hahaha! Suck on this! *unhinges jaw, opens mouth to reveal 2 lbs of assorted Jolly Ranchers*

    Posted by: Candy Crowley at September 26, 2014 03:40 PM (MNq6o)

  98. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 26, 2014 3:53 pm

    What, Jay Carney and George Sniffalotapuss weren’t available?

  99. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 26, 2014 4:00 pm

    This cannot end well:
    http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/388813/us-immigrant-population-hits-all-time-high-413-million-people-ryan-lovelace

  100. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 26, 2014 4:21 pm

    Busy Hostages. Dead H2.

  101. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 26, 2014 4:22 pm

    Just when leon starts working from home.

  102. Comment by Colorado Alex on September 26, 2014 4:23 pm

    Reviewing slides at work and trying to decide when I want to head over to the G2 BBQ.

  103. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 26, 2014 4:24 pm

    Mmmm, BBQ. I get pizza tonight.

  104. Comment by Colorado Alex on September 26, 2014 4:26 pm

    I kinda don’t want to go, but I’ve already bought a fruit tray and a veggie tray for the event. Plus, I probably should meet and greet these guys since my job relies on support from the S2 shops on post.

  105. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 26, 2014 4:35 pm

    I’ve been basically working from home for months, this ain’t on me.

    Plus, the sale is delayed while they continue to sort out the customer getting willies about a transfer of ownership on one of the contracts.

  106. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 26, 2014 4:39 pm

    http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2012/crime-in-the-u.s.-2012/tables/8tabledatadecpdf/table-8-state-cuts/table_8_offenses_known_to_law_enforcement_by_connecticut_by_city_2012.xls#disablemobile

    Have a look at the Newtown line, then put on your tin foil hat.

  107. Comment by osoloco11 on September 26, 2014 4:40 pm

    I will not be going on the Las Vegas ferris wheel. Started to hyperventilate just seeing it in relation to The Strip. I will also not be doing anything at the Stratosphere or the zipline at the Rio. I will be watching college football at the Red Zone.

  108. Comment by Cyn on September 26, 2014 4:55 pm

    But will you try Green Eggs and Ham?

  109. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 26, 2014 5:02 pm

    How were those not murders?

  110. Comment by osoloco11 on September 26, 2014 5:07 pm

    I will not try green eggs and ham, I do not like them Cyn I am.

  111. Comment by Cyn on September 26, 2014 5:13 pm

    You may like them
    You will see
    You may like them
    in a ferris whee

  112. Comment by pendejogrande on September 26, 2014 5:14 pm

    Here’s something else I noticed……Lubbock is considered to be hicksville by snobs from the eastern part of TX but it’s bigger than every city in CT. If size matters…….and I’m told it does, west TX is a sophisticated cosmopolitan city compared to those CT hillbillie fucks.

  113. Comment by pendejogrande on September 26, 2014 5:15 pm

    I’ve got a IRL friend who has posted a bunch of stuff on his faceplant page advocating that Sandy Hook was the real life version of that movie with OJ where they went to the moon on a sound lot. Evidently there’s a pretty good bunch of folks out there who think it was orchestrated by the govt as the pretext to a big gun grab.

  114. Comment by pendejogrande on September 26, 2014 5:16 pm

    Oso, when you going to Vegas? I’m going to drop by there on my way back from Pulllman, Washington nest wknd.

  115. Comment by osoloco11 on September 26, 2014 5:17 pm

    I’m too afraid to follow up with the Would not, could not in a box, could not, would not with a fox…

  116. Comment by osoloco11 on September 26, 2014 5:18 pm

    PG, I’m in Vegas right now.

  117. Comment by Hotspur on September 26, 2014 5:18 pm

    I’m in your mom right now.

  118. Comment by Cyn on September 26, 2014 5:25 pm

    *up twinkles Hotspur*

    *follows by using copious amounts of hand sanitizer*

  119. Comment by Hotspur on September 26, 2014 5:28 pm

    Ooooh, that felt nice.

  120. Comment by Cyn on September 26, 2014 5:30 pm

    *leaves a Jackson on the dresser*

    It was good for me too.

  121. Comment by pendejogrande on September 26, 2014 5:33 pm

    Congrats oso. If you’re staying at the Mirage don’t drink all the Crown. I’ll need a dose or two a week from Sunday.

  122. Comment by pendejogrande on September 26, 2014 5:34 pm

    Hotspur and Cyn and whoever’s mom he was referencing need to get a fucking room. And probably some lube considering the likely age of any of our moms. And probably some Viagra considering the age of Hotspur.

  123. Comment by Cyn on September 26, 2014 5:37 pm

    *gives PG the “Macrowedgie Up Twinkle” of his life and a cigar for after*

  124. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 26, 2014 5:37 pm

    I don’t think they faked it, but why the heck is the FBI site listing for the year it happened… wrong?

  125. Comment by xbradtc on September 26, 2014 5:38 pm

    What the heck are you going to Pullman for, PG>

  126. Comment by Vmaximus on September 26, 2014 5:43 pm

    Hi Cynnamon girl

    and X
    ok the rest of yous too

  127. Comment by Hotspur on September 26, 2014 5:43 pm

    Viagara Falls…Slowly I turn…Step by step…Inch by inch…

  128. Comment by Cyn on September 26, 2014 5:51 pm

    *waves to Vman*

  129. Comment by Cyn on September 26, 2014 5:54 pm

    Viagara Falls

    Ha Ha Well done, Oldspur.

  130. Comment by Pupster on September 26, 2014 6:01 pm

    Man caused disaster.

  131. Comment by Sean M. on September 26, 2014 6:11 pm

    I wrote this song for Sean because he’ll probably enjoy it while the rest of you people will most likely call me a flamer for *gasp* posting these hipster douchebags. Sean will note the feedback that begins in the second verse, the kick ass guitar solo, and the reference to other folk musicians in the lyrics.

    Don’t drag me into this shit, you faggot.

    *hi-fives broheims to cover up deeply-felt insecurity*

  132. Comment by pendejogrande on September 26, 2014 6:12 pm

    x,

    The son of a good friend of mine is on the coaching staff up there. He played for Leach at TTU. I was a big fan of the kid growing up. Ran into him in a bar at Christmas time and asked him if they were playing anywhere close this year. He said no but invited us to come up and see them playing at home. I had enough Southwest Rapid Rewards points to do the flying for free so a couple of us are headed that way next wknd.

  133. Comment by Sean M. on September 26, 2014 6:16 pm

    *puts on Steve Miller Band Greatest Hits album*

  134. Comment by xbradtc on September 26, 2014 6:25 pm

    Dennis Erickson was the coach when I was there. Cocksucker bailed to Miami.

  135. Comment by pendejogrande on September 26, 2014 6:34 pm

    Too many DUI’s in Washington.

  136. Comment by xbradtc on September 26, 2014 6:41 pm

    No, mostly that WSU was only paying him $70k a year. Miami upped that a bit.

  137. Comment by Tushar on September 26, 2014 6:43 pm

    Jack Daniels tastes like horse piss gone bad.

    I have no idea how horse piss tastes like, but it can’t be any worse than Jack Daniels.

  138. Comment by Sean M. on September 26, 2014 6:50 pm

    I never understood the popularity of JD when there are so many better whiskeys out there, Tush.

  139. Comment by scott on September 26, 2014 7:10 pm

    Horse piss is better.

  140. Comment by scott on September 26, 2014 7:11 pm

    It has to be.

  141. Comment by Jimbro on September 26, 2014 7:13 pm

    Horse urine is Paleo

  142. Comment by osoloco11 on September 26, 2014 7:15 pm

    Your mom never gets old!!!!

  143. Comment by osoloco11 on September 26, 2014 7:17 pm

    PG, you’re safe. Drinking Four Roses this trip. And Makers. Vacation means I don’t have to drink Evan. Mmmmmm…bourbon.

  144. Comment by Cyn on September 26, 2014 7:34 pm

    JD is only drinkable when mixed with Coke, and even then it was a last choice option. In high school.

  145. Comment by Cyn on September 26, 2014 7:37 pm

    I drank Moosehead before I’d drink Jack n’ Coke. Really.

  146. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on September 26, 2014 7:41 pm

    I drank Southern Comfort, Yukon Jack, and Brass Monkey instead of Jack Daniels.

  147. Comment by Sean M. on September 26, 2014 7:43 pm

    I think it’s just popular because rock stars tend to die after drinking a bunch of it. You literally can’t buy that kind of publicity.

  148. Comment by Sean M. on September 26, 2014 7:45 pm

    (Unless you know certain unsavory people who have a bunch of duct tape and a funnel.)

  149. Comment by Cyn on September 26, 2014 7:48 pm

    I’m pretty sure that hand sanitizer is an excellent alternative to JD, no mixer required.

  150. Comment by Pupster on September 26, 2014 7:59 pm

    After 2 drinks it all tastes the same to me. Carb addiction.

  151. Comment by Lipstick on September 26, 2014 8:00 pm

    At beach.

    Out of my mind happy.

    Miss you idiots.

  152. Comment by Vmaximus on September 26, 2014 8:00 pm

    I have not had it in a while but I liked Gentleman Jack a while back. When it hit $50 a bottle I quit drinking it.

  153. Comment by osoloco11 on September 26, 2014 8:04 pm

    Hey Lippy, that haiku doesn’t scan!!!

  154. Comment by bcochran81 on September 26, 2014 8:06 pm

    Evening Hostages.

    Anyone do anything worthwhile today?

  155. Comment by scott on September 26, 2014 8:16 pm

    I worked until 7:00, then I went to Walmart.

    2 1/2 more years of this.

  156. Comment by Lipstick on September 26, 2014 8:17 pm

    Greetings and my sympathies, People Who Are Not Me.

    I am so damn happy.

    I’ve been housesitting in my old town for the past week and going to my wonderful old haunts . After a long, long time, it’s as if the dials have clicked into place and things have changed from off-kilter to …. kilter (?) I could almost hear the click, and this joy is a physical feeling.

    *jumps, clicks heels, trips on flip flops *

  157. Comment by bcochran81 on September 26, 2014 8:18 pm

    Other people need you to buy their cigs and pay for their healthcare, Scott.

  158. Comment by daveintexas on September 26, 2014 8:21 pm

    He may be Jack to you son but when you’ve known him as long as I have…

    http://tinyurl.com/qg8aba9

  159. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on September 26, 2014 8:27 pm

    Bcoch, I played in the lab half the day, then did my ethics training that a significant portion of the rest of the executive branch seems to ignore.

  160. Comment by bcochran81 on September 26, 2014 8:29 pm

    Ethics is doing whatever you want to get what you want. Apparently.

  161. Comment by osoloco11 on September 26, 2014 8:30 pm

    SQUEEEE!!!! Happy for Lippy! *stupid flip flops 😉

  162. Comment by Jimbro on September 26, 2014 8:34 pm

    I did 5 cases today (knee, foot, finger, wrist, elbow) and they all did well. Boy #2 is hosting a sleepover with 2 school friends. They’re watching “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” movies which are understated classics.

  163. Comment by Pupster on September 26, 2014 8:36 pm

    Delayed at airport
    I’ll sleep in my bed tonight
    Or burn it all down

  164. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on September 26, 2014 8:37 pm

    (knee, foot, finger, wrist, elbow)

    **hums “Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes”

  165. Comment by Jimbro on September 26, 2014 8:38 pm

    In the movie the older brother of the protaganist has a garage band. Here’s their tour van:

    http://tinyurl.com/jwrxszu

  166. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on September 26, 2014 8:39 pm

    **raises a glass of wine in Lipstick’s direction**

    Yay!

  167. Comment by Lipstick on September 26, 2014 8:47 pm

    Osita, squeee back to you, Vegas Chick! You having fun?

    Sam’s Town is a good place to check out, it’s on Boulder Hwy and Flamingo. A bit different from the Strip places.

  168. Comment by osoloco11 on September 26, 2014 9:02 pm

    Lippy, we’re using our BConnected points at the Gold Coast and Orleans. Heading to Sam’s Town tomorrow to chillax. Watching Lobo football right now. I don’t gamble. We’re going bowling later.

  169. Comment by xbradtc on September 26, 2014 9:04 pm

    Well lah-tee-dah!

    I’m perfectly OK with drinking Jack Daniels.

  170. Comment by daveintexas on September 26, 2014 9:10 pm

    Man I miss all you assholes who were in AZ a few weeks ago.

    And all you other assholes too.

  171. Comment by Sean M. on September 26, 2014 9:10 pm

    I was perfectly happy drinking Jack Daniels if it was free. I don’t think I ever paid for the stuff–not even a Jack and Coke.

  172. Comment by osoloco11 on September 26, 2014 9:25 pm

    Fun Friday at the HQ. Lyric game and Morons are being moronic and lyrical. Mostly moronic. Mostly.

  173. Comment by Cyn on September 26, 2014 9:37 pm

    Missing you too, Dave.

    So… Who’s ready for another meat?

  174. Comment by osoloco11 on September 26, 2014 9:44 pm

    Still has sadz for missing Tempe.

  175. Comment by osoloco11 on September 26, 2014 9:48 pm

    Damn! Thunder and lightning. Whole building swayed. (Truthiness metric deployed)

  176. Comment by scott on September 26, 2014 9:54 pm

    People are hoarding pellets this year.

    It’s freaking September and everyone is sold out.

  177. Comment by osoloco11 on September 26, 2014 9:58 pm

    Scott, it is still in the 90s in ABQ, and we’re already selling pallets of pellets. At 5.16$ a bag. Last year, the price was steady at 3.98-4.58.

  178. Comment by daveintexas on September 26, 2014 10:00 pm

    >> So… Who’s ready for another meat?

    My liver just punched me in the face

  179. Comment by Sean M. on September 26, 2014 10:14 pm

    Did anybody tip off the revenuers to the location of anybody else’s still today?

  180. Comment by Cyn on September 26, 2014 10:18 pm

    I might know where you maybe could find a new liver. Of course, we’d have to take a trip near the river bottom.

  181. Comment by MJ on September 26, 2014 10:30 pm

    No

  182. Comment by daveintexas on September 26, 2014 10:31 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/pblm8md

  183. Comment by scott on September 26, 2014 10:33 pm

    http://is.gd/orLyZj

  184. Comment by MJ on September 26, 2014 10:33 pm

    I was on pretty decent behavior at the meat face. It won’t happen again.

  185. Comment by Lipstick on September 26, 2014 10:37 pm

    Raises toast to Roamy, yay.!

    I miss you guys too and am ready to have another meat with everyone there. That would be awesome.

    Off to dinner. Love you guys.

  186. Comment by ChrisP on September 26, 2014 10:52 pm

    Stolen from Theo:

    “Leading drug companies have announced that live rabbits will no longer be used in scientific experiments.
    Muslims will now be used instead. A top scientist has stated that the advantage of using Muslims is they breed faster than rabbits and you never get fond of them!”

  187. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on September 26, 2014 10:52 pm

    I’m ready for another meat-up. My liver has forgiven me.

  188. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on September 26, 2014 10:54 pm

    Jimmy Fallon had a funneh about how Chicago changed its mind about naming a high school after Barack Obama. Said the parents were concerned that their kids would be in there for eight years and still not accomplish anything.

    ba-dum-dum

  189. Comment by Sean M. on September 26, 2014 10:54 pm

    I actually left my liver at home that weekend.

  190. Comment by osoloco11 on September 26, 2014 11:10 pm

    Jimmy has had a few jokes at TFGs expense lately. The comments have been brutal. His audience was stunned the first time JF made a golf joke about TFG on vacation. The seals were silenced.

  191. Comment by xbradtc on September 26, 2014 11:10 pm

    My liver says it’s ready for another meat but my wallet is still whimpering a bit.

  192. Comment by scott on September 26, 2014 11:13 pm

    Muslims will now be used instead. A top scientist has stated that the advantage of using Muslims is they breed faster than rabbits and you never get fond of them!”

    What about the smell?

  193. Comment by osoloco11 on September 26, 2014 11:17 pm

    Hahaha Scott and ChrisP. Thought of Scott when Dan opened the closet in our hotel room. It was like the Smelly Car episode of Seinfeld.

  194. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on September 26, 2014 11:30 pm

    XBrad, your liver is a masochist.

  195. Comment by ChrisP on September 26, 2014 11:32 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/nte32a9

    The toss…

  196. Comment by xbradtc on September 26, 2014 11:42 pm

    XBrad, your liver is a masochist.

    It just wants it to be over.

  197. Comment by Cyn on September 26, 2014 11:46 pm

    I was on pretty decent behavior at the meat face.

    It won’t happen again.

    I’ll have the camera ready.

  198. Comment by xbradtc on September 26, 2014 11:50 pm

    I’ll have the eyebleach handy.

  199. Comment by The Great Satan's Ghost on September 26, 2014 11:52 pm

    she seems nice.

  200. Comment by Cyn on September 26, 2014 11:57 pm

    That’s probably not a bad idea.

  201. Comment by Sean M. on September 26, 2014 11:59 pm

    I’ll have the Sesame Street Rape Crisis Center’s phone number ready.

  202. Comment by Cyn on September 27, 2014 12:00 am

    http://i.imgur.com/nR3pPXJ.jpg

  203. Comment by Cyn on September 27, 2014 12:04 am

    One of Googleman’s friends came over tonight at about 5:30 pm, borrowing a USB with some software on it to test drive; he was only stopping by, 20 minutes tops.

    His parents just came to pick him up.

    I had to stretch pizza and pizza rolls for three boys. I didn’t think it could be done.

  204. Comment by xbradtc on September 27, 2014 12:05 am

    http://tinyurl.com/oujyfmb

  205. Comment by Cyn on September 27, 2014 12:05 am

    It was nice to commiserate with other parents of teen boys (they have two as well the same age as mine). She just kept saying, “I thought we were the only ones having this problem with them!”

  206. Comment by Cyn on September 27, 2014 12:07 am

    http://youtu.be/B8IfCSnYPYo?t=27s

  207. Comment by Sean M. on September 27, 2014 12:08 am

    *foomp*

  208. Comment by Cyn on September 27, 2014 12:09 am

    ♪ I’m awfully fond of you ♫

  209. Comment by Cyn on September 27, 2014 12:09 am

    TIMING!

  210. Comment by Cyn on September 27, 2014 12:11 am

    “Let me scrub your little ducky tummy”

    Things that sound naughty?

  211. Comment by Sean M. on September 27, 2014 12:19 am

    There has to be a gay bar somewhere called “The Rainbow Connection.”

  212. Comment by Cyn on September 27, 2014 12:25 am

    New poat’s in the hopper for tomorrow.

    I. am. outta. here.

  213. Comment by xbradtc on September 27, 2014 12:27 am

    Again, still out of funny for the quarter. New quarter doesn’t start till 1 October.

  214. Comment by Car in on September 27, 2014 12:30 am

    post work glass of wine poured.

  215. Comment by Car in on September 27, 2014 12:34 am

    for some reason, I made a million Long Island’s tonight. it was weird.I do make good long islands. I think the servers suggest ’em when I’m bartending.

    some total douchenozzle said my margarita sucked.

    1) he wanted it made with well tequila
    2) he wanted the bottled marg mix. Yuck. I just use that for frozen ones. Just yuck.

    did I mention he was a douche.

  216. Comment by xbradtc on September 27, 2014 12:44 am

    Well, make me a Long Island. I promise I won’t bitch about it.

  217. Comment by Car in on September 27, 2014 12:49 am

    I’ve bartended long enough that I don’t get butthurt when someone doesn’t like a drink I make. Unless there is something seriously wrong, often it’s a matter of someone liking shit sweeter, or less sweet.

    I’ll work with people. Unless they’re an asshole.

  218. Comment by xbradtc on September 27, 2014 12:55 am

    http://kfor.com/2014/09/26/emergency-crews-responding-to-crash-involving-semi-truck-and-school-bus/

  219. Comment by Sean M. on September 27, 2014 12:58 am

    Can I have an organic, gluten-free Bloody Mary with all the ingredients in separate glasses?

  220. Comment by xbradtc on September 27, 2014 1:09 am

    What’s the soup of the day?

  221. Comment by Sean M. on September 27, 2014 3:24 am

    People,
    You can never change the way they feel,
    Better let them do just what they will,
    For they will,
    If you let them,
    Steal your derp from you


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