Sticky Spaghetti

 

 

When the spaghetti sticks, you know it’s done.

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Big, big Happy Birthday Hugs to Jewstin!

Big, big Happy Birthday Hugs to the Tushar Twins!

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241 Comments

  1. Happy Birthday Jew!

  2. Morning.

  3. wakey wakey

  4. i don’t mean to be judgmental, but I know way too many girls who went to college, and now are nannies.

    3. THREE.

  5. Happy Birthday Jewstin, I got you one of these.

  6. speaking of sticky spaghetti:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDXSXkYoM5Y

    Funniest scene evah!

    (hb, Jewstin)

  7. Happy birthday, Jewstin!

  8. Wow, I don’t remember that scene from Grumpy Old Men.

  9. Wow, I don’t remember that scene from Grumpy Old Men.

    philistine…

  10. I haven’t seen “The Odd Couple” in ages.

    speaking of throwing food (keep the sound down if you’re at work)

    The local news is playing the KLM beagle movie. Grateful for slow news days.

  11. Happy birthday Jewstin!

  12. Happy b’day, Jewstin!

    My kids share birthday with you. They are younger than you though. 7 years old today.

  13. Happy birthday, anchor babies!

  14. 7 years old today.

    That… is hard to believe……

    happy b-day, little brown ones.

  15. HBD, Jewstin and Anchor Babies!

  16. Yep, wiser, we know each other for nearly a decade now.

    I came to AoS in late Nov 2005, and started commenting almost immediately.

  17. Yep, wiser, we know each other for nearly a decade now.

    amazing.

    “The Lost Decade”

  18. Good luck with the radio show today, Wiser.

    Early worky worky for me.

  19. and happy birthday to the anchor babies!

  20. Happy birthday to the twins and to Justin. On his birthday I can spell his name right as a special favor.

    I know a girl with a degree who’s a nanny, but her degree is in early childhood development and she makes a farkload of money working for an insanely rich family.

  21. So, nanny gigs are how long? 4 years? 6? then hopefully she finds another insanely rich family.

    I’m just saying. A college degree to be a substitute mommy – which is what a good nanny does.

  22. HBJ!!!

    Now, about that sticky spaghetti. Is there a category?

  23. I get your point, Car in, completely. I think she also speaks and teaches Latin, so there’s that.

    OTOH, not selling labor at the highest price it wil fetch is just as stupid as not raising your own kids. Plus she gets to network with the very wealthy, which is huge for her husband’s career prospects.

  24. None of the women I know are using nanny as a step up. One graduated from Michigan state, very smart. Couldn’t find a job. She’s nannying in France. Another was elementary ed. Couldn’t find a job. Is nannying (I think it’s just a fancy word for babysitting – you Nanny if you have a degree, I believe is the way it goes.) The third has a degree in photography, and she is nannying a baby. I doubt she’s teaching that baby her mad photography skillz.

  25. Happy birthday Tushar twins! 7 years. Huh.

  26. Gal I know speaks/teaches Latin, I think, so there’s that.

  27. Thanks for the wishes, everyone. I am taking them to a indoor water park in the Pocono mountains. May be some boating.

  28. The SC Trooper shooting in Ace’s sidebar has me a little freaked out. Please talk to all the drivers in you life about how to behave if you interface with law enforcement at any level. Most importantly, do not make any movements unless you announce them and get permission to do so. “My registration is in my glove box, I’m going to reach over and get it, OK?”

    I’m freaked out.

  29. Pupster, that AND -please tell young women to not get so drunk they leave a party by themselves, wander around lost, until they get abducted and (most likely) murdered. Please tell young folks to NOT let drunk people leave alone.

  30. That’s murder. Period.

  31. Oh wait, he didn’t die. That’s attempted murder.

    Pulled him over for a seatbelt violation (total, and complete bullshit) asked him for his registration and license, then shot the guy.

  32. G’morning and Big Birthday Kisses to Jew & the T-Twins!

  33. I have learned from movies and TV that nannies become loved members of the family. Some even run the family business!

    So there’s that.

  34. Hey Leon, what do you think of this:

    http://guiltykitchen.com/2013/01/14/diy-squat-stands/

  35. Some nannies marry the rich daddy.

  36. Happy, HAPPY birthday Jewstin and Anchor babies!

  37. If I see a policeman reaching for his pockets or ducking into his car, can I shoot him? If not, why should a policeman be able to do that with impunity?

    Most people get nervous when a policeman approaches, and nervousness leads to spotaneous, unthinking action. When the policeman says License, most people jump and reach for it.

    Yes, the cop thought that the guy was reaching for his gun, and fired in self defense. If you are so jumpy, you should not be a cop.

  38. I could use a nanny right now.

  39. Looks legit, Car in, though I worry it might topple if you’re squatting more than a couple of plates and you put any lean on it by mistake.

    Of course, I worry about that with the normal crackfat “squat stands” too.

  40. I can almost accept the first shot, the 2nd and 3rd shot will put him in jail.

  41. Happy birthday Jewstin and Tushar’s twins!

    Happy birthday, Michael!

  42. Much happy bdays to Jewstin and teh twinz.

    My kid may be co-opping (sp?) with Georgia-Pacific this year. Hopefully not at the underpants factory….

  43. Thanks everybody.

    Happy birthday Anchor Babies!

    http://tinyurl.com/mvl8jvm

  44. Possibly the most interesting man in the world.

    http://instagram.com/danbilzerian

  45. Of course, I worry about that with the normal crackfat “squat stands” too.

    Our crackfat Zumba box uses awesome squat racks. Huge metal structures. Similar to this:

    Which is weird, because we just dance around in skirts.

  46. Possibly the most interesting man in the world.

    http://instagram.com/danbilzerian

    My God… his beard… it’s… it’s… it’s magnificent.

  47. And I don’t even like beards. But it’s just… majestic as fuck.

  48. Holder is out? Holder is out?!?!?!?!?

  49. The most interesting man in the world has a nice pussy, too.

  50. I’m not going to get excited about HOlder because his replacement is sure to be similar

  51. Nice rant, Radiobud.

  52. The lady on the radio is a bit over the top.

    *cuts self because xbrad made fun of me

  53. Yer a bully for even suggesting that.

    *hands you sharper knife*

  54. On our way to Vegas. Dan says I was singing Red, Red Wine in my sleep. The thing about sleep talking or singing, I can’t prove him wrong. I would kill him if he recorded me.

  55. Safe travels, Oso – how long will you be there and/or what day do you expect to swing thru Flag?

  56. Contributing $0.02 to the nanny conversation:

    My older daughter’s roomate at Baylor was the daughter of a dentist from Omaha. She got a degree in Anthropology and planned to go to med school. I’m not sure that Anthropology is the best ticket to med school available but it wasn’t my business. She graduated, couldn’t get accepted to any med schools, and went back to Omaha and…….worked as a Nanny for a dual high income pair of yuppies for a couple of years. She has since opened a photography business in Omaha with her older sister who got a degree from another church school in TX in PhotoJournalism.

    I’m not sure how her dad feels about spending $100k so that her daughter could take glam shots of teen queens. Not my problem. At least my older dauther is getting a Masters in Occupational Therapy so that maybe she can get a decent check one of these days.

  57. I have a degree in Your Mom. Working on my Master’s.

  58. Ha! That bit may get old someday, but not today.

    I hope Hawtbride is kicking ass in the getting-better department.

  59. I have a degree in baiting. Working on my Master’s.

  60. I have a degree in Your Mom. Working on my Master’s.
    ————————–
    hahahahahaha

  61. Happy Birthday Jew… I did a little unwrapping already to, um, help out. Yeah.

  62. OMGOMGOMGOMG it’s the exercise portion of the radio show!!!1!

  63. She almost got sent back to the hospital yesterday. Her blood oxygen level was 90, which is bad. But they gave her a breathing treatment and another steroid injection, and she got it back to about 94 which is okay.

    She’ll have a relatively peaceful day one day, and then the next day she’s back to constant coughing.

    Right now our daughter is taking her to her ENT doc.

    The board at the Coop placed her on FMLA and made another employee interim GM. She’s not allowed to receive any phone calls or emails. And she is not happy at all.

  64. Which one of you idiots was this?

    http://m.clickorlando.com/news/police-shirtless-drunk-man-took-bath-in-holy-water/28222036

  65. Her blood oxygen level was 90

    Dang, that is bad. Dad was below 90 when he got sick in Indiana, and he just recently got off oxygen during the day. He still uses it at night.

    Here’s hoping they straighten that stuff out soon, HS!

  66. My 02 level got down into the high 70’s when I did my sleep apnea test about 10 years ago. That convinced me to go ahead and get serious about using a CPAP. I’m killing enough brain cells with alcohol that I don’t need to add more to it with not breathing.

  67. How frustrating for her, and for you too, ‘Spur. I hope that ENT can give some answers.

  68. High 70’s O2?? Those are zombie numbers, PG.

  69. I had a friend who hit 68 and they woke him up to cancel the test. They were afraid he would die on their watch. He was only about 33 or 34 at the time.

  70. I *have* always wondered about PG.

  71. Whoa – that would just about call for an amberlamps ride.

    My mom’s doc ordered a sleep test for her, ohhhh about four years ago now, and she’s “too busy to get it done”. I’ve tried to nudge her into making this more of a priority, but, well, ya know, moms… *sighs*

  72. You people are all sick bastards.

  73. Takes one to know one.

  74. Ladies and gentlemen, the latest contender for the 2014 Darwin Awards.

    Never go full tiger.

  75. WTFITS?!

  76. Wow – man-eating tiger kilt it?

  77. Rawr

  78. Wrote a comment that in hindsight could appear to be insensitive to our substantial Indian contingent.

    I condemn myself and will serve a penance of pouring poison down my throat.

    By poison I mean Bacardi.

    Yep, that was a ‘Chadpology’ TM.

  79. Chadpole.

    Hey-oooooo

  80. Crap, I missed weekday Wiserbud, didn’t I?

    I was at my reverse-going-away lunch.

  81. I still giggle about the whole Chad experience at TITS.

    Besides Roamie getting ‘Chaduced’, my favorite part was bringing CoAlex back to Chad’s room to pour a couple of free cocktails, seeing the full bar he had in his room, and a couple of hot Delta flight attendants getting dressed.

    I’ve been doing this pilot thing all wrong.

    Chad brings a full bar and hot F/A’s. I go have lunch with Sean and Andy on my layovers.

    I did get to have lunch with Cyn on one PHX layover, so that’s hotness in my favor. The whole Comicon thing made it a bit kinky, which is the best kind of hotness.

  82. For now, it’s kinky. Eventually the SJWs will ruin cosplay as well.

  83. What the hell is an SJW?

  84. phat, did you ever figure out if any of your buddies knew/know Chad IRL?

  85. *ponders a chadworthy comic-con costume*

  86. Social Justice Warrior

  87. What the hell is an SJW?

    Social Justice Warrior – usually of the LGBT persuasion, emphasis on the “L”.

    And not the pretty L’s either – it’s always the fat ugly ones who can’t get a man OR a woman to date them, so they have all the time in the world to make everyone else’s life a living hell.

    a.k.a. “Spinster Scolds”

  88. Happy Birthday Jewstin!

    Happy Birthday Tushar twins!

  89. At least my older dauther is getting a Masters in Occupational Therapy so that maybe she can get a decent check one of these days.

    A Bachelors in OT will get you a decent paycheck. My SiL is OT and when her kids were little, she would work one or two days a week and made a hella lot more than I did in a 40 hour week, retail.

    She is now 48 and received her Masters this past spring (something to do with geriatrics – cashing in on the boomers, baby). She got it in order to get a better paying position at the University she has been teaching OT.

  90. I got this for the Tushar twins. One for each of them.

    http://is.gd/0dKpoi

  91. Comment by Car in on September 25, 2014 1:20 pm

    I *have* always wondered about PG.

    Wonder no longer.

    It’s real.

    And it’s real average.

  92. SJWs are cultural marxists out to destroy anything and everything that might be good in the world, and even some of the not-so-good.

    They killed 4chan over the GamerGate thing, for instance.

  93. I’m gonna go out on a limb and predict that every one of the people listed for Holder’s replacement in the picture at the HQ is someone I’d not share a meal with.

  94. Who is this 4chan person you’re talking about and how did he die?

  95. Oops… forgot this: “/”.

    Carry on.

  96. 4chan is where Anonymous used to live, it’s a message and image board with almost 0 real rules about content, so it had/has some serious filth. They were very serious about free and unpopular speech, heavily involved in protesting various illegal acts to censor Scientologist materials leaked on the web, etc. They also had a lot of gross porn.

    They participated in the GamerGate controversy by noting that the SJWs were demanding censorship (and not a few of them started doing some genuinely awful things like posting home addresses and phone numbers), and the founder (having been subverted by his SJW girlfriend) started banning people. Not just the doxxers, but the people just saying “this is censorship and gaming journalism is completely corrupt”.

    Banning. From 4chan. For complaining about corrupt journalism.

    The site is still there, but damn near every contributor has washed their hands of it at this point in disgust.

  97. . . . is someone I’d not share a meal with.

    This is a judgement free zone and you should be banned for your intolerant hatiness.

  98. Did everyone see this?

    http://allafrica.com/stories/201409240829.html

    It’s happening! It’s happening! Zombie apocalypse ahoy!

  99. *snips sticky spaghetti into confetti and tosses it into the air*

  100. Did everyone see this?

    http://allafrica.com/stories/201409240829.html

    It’s happening! It’s happening! Zombie apocalypse ahoy!

    Reminds me of the famous Monty Python “Bring Out Your Dead” skit.

  101. Meh. It’s not like they’re possums.

  102. I simply cannot convey how enthusiastic I am about this development.

  103. Have you set up the compound yet, leon?

  104. I survived VT.

    5 hours of talk radio and one hour of crackfat.

    A good day.

  105. It’s Zumba now, scott. Get with the program.

  106. More or less. I just need to arrange the punji fences of logs and I’m good to go.

  107. TiFW,

    Yes!

    Called my friend DJ who is in the Savannah Guard (C-130’s) with Chad.

    I told him the story and he laughed his ass off (and took notes). Chad being Chad is not a new thing. DJ said that Chad is a great guy, great pilot, he just lacks the circuit breaker that trips when the rest of us reach ‘peak Chad’.

    In other words, he goes to 11.

    Got a feeling the next drill weekend was a little rough on Chad. This is a direct quote from the commander’s speech to kick off drill weekend:

    “All of you assholes raise your right hands. OK. If you HAVE NOT attempted to molest a NASA scientist in the last month you can lower it…not so fast, Chad.”

    I know Chad’s last name, but don’t want to talk about it with FedEx guys. The Guard laughs about party behavior, but you never know what you’re going to get when you bring civilians into the mix.

  108. Got a feeling the next drill weekend was a little rough on Chad. This is a direct quote from the commander’s speech to kick off drill weekend:

    “All of you assholes raise your right hands. OK. If you HAVE NOT attempted to molest a NASA scientist in the last month you can lower it…not so fast, Chad.”

    Bwahahahahaha!

  109. You air types are a close knit group, arncha? Can’t get anything past you!

  110. The Killing Charlotte PShop at AOS from Glenn Beck is priceless!

  111. Got a feeling the next drill weekend was a little rough on Chad. This is a direct quote from the commander’s speech to kick off drill weekend:

    “All of you assholes raise your right hands. OK. If you HAVE NOT attempted to molest a NASA scientist in the last month you can lower it…not so fast, Chad.”

    HAHAHAHA!

    God, somedays I miss the military.

  112. Jay,

    I got my ‘callsign’/nickname from an experience that was not a lot different.

    Mine involved New Orleans…and a lot of bad decisions…and a liver-crushing amount of alcohol..and girls.

    Didn’t know anything about my new name until the squadron put in the monthly order for nametags and mine read ‘PHAT’.

    Lots of hilarity at my expense.

  113. Evening Hostages.

    How goes it?

  114. This freaked me out a little http://is.gd/FiXe7S

  115. Russian crossfit http://is.gd/ru746K

  116. This freaked me out a little http://is.gd/FiXe7S

    Fuck. No.

    I almost threw up just watching that.

  117. Scott, do you have links other than is.gd? It’s blocked on my work computers.

  118. CA….http://youtu.be/eUD-Au5O-30

  119. Better?

    http://tinyurl.com/oxvonrr

    http://tinyurl.com/jwzta4a

  120. Thanks!

    And that first video is a big glass of NOPE.

  121. I seriously felt ill trying to watch it.

  122. This is pretty cool too.

    http://tinyurl.com/njpynjc

  123. That’s fucking awsome. I want to climb Shanghai Tower.

  124. Awesome. DoD says some illegals can serve in the armed forces.

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/09/25/policy-to-allow-undocumented-immigrants-in-military/16225135/

  125. We’ve had illegals in the armed services before. During Korea if you did combat you earned citizenship.

    Which I pretty much agreed with. If you’re willing to get shot at for the US, we oughta let you in.

    At least these illegals would be employed and paying taxes

  126. *shrug*

    I prefer people follow the law from the get go.

    Now, if you’re a low skill/no skill immigrant who otherwise would have a really hard time getting any sort of visa or legal status and you want to volunteer for the military? Come on in. Sign right here.

    It just gripes me that we look the other way at people flagrantly violating the law.

  127. TIL: John Wayne sorta launched a Navy ship.

    http://tinyurl.com/q8t4sde

  128. All of you assholes raise your right hands. OK. If you HAVE NOT attempted to molest a NASA scientist in the last month you can lower it…not so fast, Chad.”

    I approve this message. Hahahahahaha.

    Has Wiser posted the radio show yet? I only caught about 20 minutes in between meetings today.

  129. Not up yet.

  130. Cyn, we just used AZ for fuel stops.

  131. *waves*

    Thank you for your tax dollars and your patronage!

    *waves*

  132. If you guys thought you might overnight in Flag, depending on what day of the week, I could possibly trek up there to meet this Dan-person and you.

  133. That would be awesome…if we had free nights in Flag. LV is a cheap getaway for us. I wish the free rooms weren’t on the 18TH floor with a view of the parking structure. But…FREE.

  134. Did anybody finally tell anybody else to just shave off their stupid goddamn neckbeard today?

  135. It’s time to watch the Giants suck.

  136. Cyn, I told Dan about a Flag stop, he said we’ll go to PHX in January for a wknd. SQUEEEEE!!!!

  137. >> It just gripes me that we look the other way at people flagrantly violating the law.

    Your gripe is misplaced, direct it toward those charged with enforcing the law who don’t for political reasons, who encourage this behavior that illegals understandably say YAY to.

  138. *that’s just a suggestion is all, I ain’t the boss of you*

  139. I’m not extraordinarily upset at the prospect of a handful of very low volume translators getting to enlist.

  140. I can gripe at more than one person at a time. Believe, I’m furious with the people who are charged with upholding the law in this country. They’ve completely abandoned their responsibility.

    But in the end, every person is responsible and accountable for their own actions. They chose to cross that border illegally. They get no sympathy from me.

  141. They’ll make the Cowboys look good.

  142. Did anybody finally tell anybody else to just shave off their stupid goddamn neckbeard today?

    I did, but she just laughed at me.

  143. DoJ and ICE need to enforce the law. Treat them. Deport them. If the law is enforced, they self-deport. 50 of the 700 babies exposed to TB at an El Paso hospital are New Mexicans.

  144. Hahaha Roamy!!!

  145. Found Rush on the radio in AZ. His suggestion for tonight’s game: Redskins counter for Phil Simms.

  146. Phx in January – cool! TITS 2 Jamboree!

  147. I did, but she just laughed at me.

    Winning Internet Comment of The Day.

  148. I’m furious with the people who are charged with upholding the law in this country. They’ve completely abandoned their responsibility.

    *up twinkles*

  149. Who asked you to sympathize? I just say hate the game not the playa

  150. Whatever idiot scheduled a Giants game on the same night as Jeter’s last game at Yankee Stadium should be fired for being a fucking idiot.

  151. Has Wiser posted the radio show yet? I only caught about 20 minutes in between meetings today.

    gonna do that tomorrow. I was exhausted when I got home today. Had to listen to an hour of “constructive criticism.”

    Actually, it wasn’t horrible. I could have handled the last call of the day better.

  152. I left a comment on the turtle story.

  153. the truthers and other assorted nuts were out in force today.

    I took the last caller with only a few minutes left and I just was out of patience.

    I was talking about Robert Kennedy Jr.’s comments this past weekend and this jerk actually said “oh, sure, you can pick out any nobody fringe kook and paint the entire movement with their lunacy….”

    Ummmm…. Robert Kennedy Jr? “Nobody?”

    okay…..

  154. Does Seattle even know how composting works?

    Like, unless you’re vegan, food scraps mainly rot rather than compost.

  155. And who can garden there? The friggin’ sun never shines.

  156. We should take over the comments section of the Bangor Daily.

  157. “oh, sure, you can pick out any nobody fringe kook and paint the entire movement with their lunacy….”

    Ruth Bader Ginsberg wants to abort poor infants.

    *drops mic*

  158. Winning Internet Comment of The Day.

    Woot! Give Sean credit for best set-up evah. **awards a six-pack of Diet Dr Pepper**

  159. I liked your comment…it was what the BDN comment section needs. And I needed a laugh. It’s been a long week or two. I’ll just say death and disease are having a heyday in my patients and my resolve has been tested. I’m in an “introspective” mood.

  160. I would be happy if the Kennedys were now nobodies instead one of the Dem royal families.

  161. *drops mic*

    He came out of the box yelling, saying “I KNOW ANTI-ABORTION PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IT’S OKAY TO MURDER DOCTORS!!!”

    Ummmm……

    I really wish I had more time with him. I would have liked to ask him to name a single prominent person who represents that fringe element.

  162. “And who can garden there? The friggin’ sun never shines.”

    leon,

    This summer in the PNW was actually *VERY* strange.
    We had about 60 straight days with high 80s-low 90s and no rain.
    Nobody knew how to act.
    Folks didn’t forget where they left their sunglasses and have to buy new ones.
    Motorcycles and bicycles got ridden.
    People got sunburns!
    Our Brugmansias bloomed fantastically, and they don’t even grow here, as they are tropical plants.

    On the other paw, the hipster douche-bags in Seattle suck even more than those in Portland…

  163. I would be happy if the Kennedys were now nobodies instead one of the Dem royal families.

    CW Cooke said the comments RFK Jr made pretty much put him into that “okay, you’re now a meaningless nothing” category.

    Unfortunately, that’s not the case. He’s a (genuflect) “KENNEDY!” His words carry weight with the pathetic starfuckers of the left. And he and others like him know this.

    Attempting to say that RFK Jr is a fringe nobody is evidence of insanity.

  164. People got sunburns!

    Seattle got sunburns?

    Hee hee.

  165. It’s too bad RFK Jr. wasn’t on a certain airplane over the gulf being poorly flown by a relative.
    IYKWIMAITTYD…

  166. leon,
    normally, they just grow moss on the north side…

  167. One can hope. No one pays any attention to the Vanderbilts and Astors any more. But yeah, Kennedys can drunk drive, kill people, rape people, talk about throwing any opposition in jail, while the guys on our side are scared of the next macaca incident.

  168. Jeter is coming up for potentially his last at bat at Yankee Stadium with the bases loaded…..

  169. *fingers crossed for the most amazing thing ever

  170. No worries, Chrispy. There’s still a chance he will have a fateful meeting with a tree while skiing.

  171. Hey Leon, how many of these can you do?

    http://is.gd/Sry0Fn

  172. okay, it wasn’t what it could-have been,

    but a two-run single to break a 2-2 tie….

    not too shabby for a 40 year old….

  173. I predict spitting and ball scratching.

  174. They aren’t showing the Yankee game here.

  175. Gints are winning.

    Are we about to be hit by a meteor or something??

  176. Hey Leon, how many of these can you do?

    None, yet. I can get into the starting position and hold it for a few seconds.

  177. I didn’t know that was physically possible.

  178. http://is.gd/14jdC8

  179. Happy B’Day, Justin and Tushar babies!

  180. The bar I’m drinking 2$ Coronas in, has TT/OSU and the Gints. THX for the Jeter update.

  181. Here’s a tutorial for you, Scott.

  182. That poor kid is going to grow up with a hella freakish body by activating his muscles so extremely so soon in his growth cycle.

  183. Did you see those little triceps?
    That kid is gonna be a bodybuilding monster!

  184. Dan is mean. He just told me I can’t have Lappert’s for dinner.

  185. Jeter just took his place at SS for the last time at Yankee Stadium….

    *holding back tears

  186. Okie State is in the lead – Go Pokes!

  187. How can that be good for bones that are still growing?

  188. And another. I can do basic frog/crow stands. I can swivel my feet and not fall over. Most of the time.

  189. turn a double play to end his career?

    It’s possible….

  190. He’s an alien.

  191. What that kid’s doing isn’t any different from what any Olympic gymnast was doing at the same age, Laura. There’s no evidence that it alters bone growth, though I heard that a lot growing up too.

  192. nope

  193. He’ll at least find a good job with the Ringling Bros.

  194. oso: O’s just jacked a 2-run homer, making the game 5-4 Yankees.

    2 outs now.

    and now the O’s just jacked another home run.

    tie game at the top of the 9th.

    Jeter will be batting one more time, as he is coming up 3rd in the bottom of the ninth.

    fucking drama!

  195. He would be a good lumper.

  196. Another alien.

  197. He would be good at shimmying up with his hands and feet to get the coconuts.

  198. so funny to watch.

    ball boys catch the foul balls and throw them to the crowd, as always.

    Jeter hits a foul ball and the ball boy pockets it and throws another ball from his pocket to the crowd.

  199. Bob Sheppard….

    “Now batting… Number 2.. Derek Jeter… Number 2..”

    *tears

    1 out, runner on second…

  200. zHOLY SHIT!!!!!!!

    WALK OFF SINGLE BY JETER!!!!!!!!!

    UN-FUCKING-BELIVEABLE!!!!!!

  201. holy shit….

    the core 4 is there

  202. Is there a baseball thingy on?

  203. Yeah, it’s a team sport….

    and his team was there for him

  204. and is there with him

  205. Somewhere.

  206. Hunh.

  207. Who is Darren Peter?

  208. end of an era.

  209. Darren Jeter.

    He was on Bewitched.

  210. Go team Jeter!

    http://tinyurl.com/lavvgve

  211. storybook ending

  212. and now… I need sleep…

    desperately….

  213. Nighty dreams, wiser and wiserbud.

  214. Jew – did you do anything fun for your birthday this evening? Something perhaps that required a shirt?

  215. I didn’t do anything today exciting today. I’m saving for the weekend. Chances are good I will go to Denver this weekend.

  216. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114660/

  217. Yeah, you’ll need a shirt for Denver.

  218. I’ll bet Chad knows who Darren Peter is.

  219. Stupid damn Denver people and their fancy-schmancy shirts. I think I’ll wear a belly shirt. That’ll show those hippy-dip pot-smoking douchebags.

  220. I’ll miss watching DJ play. Thanks Wiser.

  221. Shirt, no shoes. Denver. Meh

  222. I think I’ll wear a belly shirt.

    Saucy!

  223. I’m not going to waste my Hello Kitty pasties in Denver. I’ll wait until I can go somewhere classy like Kansas City or Toledo.

  224. Damn skippy, you’d better not.

  225. I wanna say something witty and funny, but let’s face it, I’ve used up all of this quarter’s allocation.

  226. regarding that Kosmonautica link Scott posted earlier….

    http://www.aerospaceweb.org/question/conspiracy/q0235.shtml

  227. Just popping in briefly before the derp to say that Gabe got the Gamergate thing just entirely fucking wrong over at the HQ tonight.

    I seem to remember someone saying something about politics being downstream from culture, but what did they know?

  228. Concur.

    Someone, somewhere, has to push back against the politicization of every single aspect of our lives.

  229. They paved paradise
    And put up a parking lot
    With a derp hotel, a boutique
    And a swinging hot spot

  230. Good morning. Who’s the bewb man today?

  231. wakey wakey2

  232. One can hope. No one pays any attention to the Vanderbilts and Astors any more. But yeah, Kennedys can drunk drive, kill people, rape people, talk about throwing any opposition in jail, while the guys on our side are scared of the next macaca incident.

    ^^^^this

  233. Every time I turn around, someone wants me to ship ivory, or tortoiseshell, or some other taxidermy item that is illegal to ship. I love how some people will actually ask me very directly to go ahead and just take the chance. I really wish this auction house would just quit handling the stuff.

    If you’re in Georgia, don’t buy out of state bear parts. This is my advice to you fine people today.

    Time to get ready for school.

    *flashes gang signs and disappears in a puff of pink smoke*

  234. Just popping in briefly before the derp to say that Gabe got the Gamergate thing just entirely fucking wrong over at the HQ tonight.

    Very disappointed. People are losing their careers over this shit, it’s not small ball to them.

  235. New post, you gorgeous shmoopies, you.


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