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HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. During a bout of insomnia, I ended up watching “Battle of the Network Stars” on ESPN Classic. The episode I saw must have been from 1983, with Tom Wopat, Scott Baio, and Mr. T. So, inspired by Monday night’s skate party music, let’s hit the Wayback Machine for today’s HHD.

First up, get your Daisy Dukes on for Tom Wopat.
tom wopat

Stephen Collins
stephen collins
Adrian Zmed. (There was a nice one of him shirtless, but he was wearing a headband, which pretty much cancels out the sexay for me.)
zmed
My favorite 80’s spy, Bruce Boxleitner.
bruce boxleitner
Mark Harmon
mark harmon
Greg Evigan, who IMHO looked better as he aged.
greg-evigan-05
That will do for today. Feather your hair back, put on your boogie shoes, and have a great day.

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September 24, 2014
Categories: beefcake, Bunker Pants!, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Drugs, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, supersonic faggotronic, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., You Make Me Feel Like Dancing, Your mom likes this, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: roamingfirehydrant

203 Comments

  1. Comment by pendejogrande on September 24, 2014 6:59 am

    Gut mining.

  2. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 24, 2014 7:18 am

    Top of the morning to ya!

  3. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 24, 2014 7:19 am

    We shouldn’t be first on HHD PG. People will talk.

    More than they already do.

  4. Comment by Tushar on September 24, 2014 7:34 am

    India launched a vehicle headed for Mars about 10 months back. It made a long journey and yesterday went successfully into a Martian orbit. It does not sound like much to Americans but it is a big deal for India. Only US, EU and Soviets have achieved this so far. And India did it in first attempt. Others went through a failure or two first.

    Also, India did it cheap. Only $75 million. That is about 40 cents per mile. My car costs more to operate.

  5. Comment by Car in on September 24, 2014 7:44 am

    wakey wakey

  6. Comment by Car in on September 24, 2014 7:48 am

    MJ’s on my shit list.

    I dreamed I went to see an old, estranged (for reasons completely unknown to me*) friend, and HE was there. Defending her!!

    WTF, MJ?

    *I suspect it’s because she’s become a complete New Yorker and I SOOOO live in fly-over country. She’s married an artist, goes to fabulous parties, has zero kids, no teevee, etc …

  7. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 7:48 am

    It helps that they weren’t doing it first, Tushar. A lot of the relevant engineering stuff was published, or at least could be acquired. A LOT of intellectual theft goes on at that level. The USSR and then Russia stole from us, the EU stole from us and them.

    And China stole from literally everyone.

  8. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 7:52 am

    Oh, and we stole from Nazi Germany. But we did it by offering citizenship.

  9. Comment by Tushar on September 24, 2014 7:58 am

    Leon, I don’t know the technical details, but India used a method that was theoretically known but not attempted before.
    Something like orbiting earth a few times to build speed, escape, slingshot around the Sun and catch Mars on the other side.
    It was not exactly Control C Control V

  10. Comment by Car in on September 24, 2014 8:02 am

    heh

    http://www.theospark.net/2014/09/finally-some-good-news-from-middle-east.html

  11. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 8:06 am

    INDIA IS STEALING OUR ORBITAL MOMENTUM AND SLOWING DOWN OUR ORBIT!

  12. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 8:07 am

    The flight path is likely an innovation. but rocketry is a high-theft industry. It’s tradition at this point, right back to us buying Goddard.

  13. Comment by Tushar on September 24, 2014 8:10 am

    This site explains the difference in approach:

    http://www.planetary.org/blogs/emily-lakdawalla/2013/11220947-maven-mom-trajectory-explainer.html

  14. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 8:13 am

    MOMENTUM THEFT!

  15. Comment by Car in on September 24, 2014 8:15 am

    The blog is too sciency this morning.

    Can’t we talk gardening? I want to move some rather big plants today. Zebra grass and a limelight hydrangea. ALso a spirea that doesn’t get enough sun to flower nicely …

    thoughts?

    Also, what does everyone think of MJ siding with my friend? I thought we had some sort of pact to back each other up?

  16. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 8:17 am

    Is it even remotely possible to start my pepper plants inside now and have them make it to Spring?

  17. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 8:20 am

    Car in, do you want to talk about dreams, because I had two different ones that involved me being trapped in a cafeteria line even though I wasn’t planning to eat. And there was a naked chick in one of them.

    I looked away. In the dream. It’s a habit now.

    Damnit.

  18. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 8:22 am

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/top-level-turnover-makes-it-harder-for-dhs-to-stay-on-top-of-evolving-threats/2014/09/21/ca7919a6-39d7-11e4-9c9f-ebb47272e40e_story.html

    Neat. Just like every other agency. The competent are throwing in the towel.

  19. Comment by Car in on September 24, 2014 8:22 am

    With the right light, you can do it. I’ve been thinking about converted our workroom into a grow room. I’m a tad concerned people may think I’m growing pot, though, so that is holding be back.

    But I could get an awesome start on spring.

  20. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 8:25 am

    I’ll have to go to the hydro shop.

  21. Comment by Car in on September 24, 2014 8:27 am

    Right, see? that’s what I’m worried about. People will think I’m a pothead. We’ve got two grow shops here in Lapeer. @@.

  22. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 24, 2014 8:28 am

    You could start them now, but why would you? Waste of electricity. Peppers don’t do anything until it’s hotter outside anyway. You’ll just be growing them in a dormant stage.

    Pot, on the other hand…

  23. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 24, 2014 8:30 am

    Elon Musk went to space cheap, too.

  24. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 8:31 am

    Fooey.

    What about tomatoes?

  25. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 24, 2014 8:33 am

    Same thing with tomatoes. They like it hot too. Don’t even bother planting them until nighttime temps average above 50, better 60.

  26. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 24, 2014 8:33 am

    Plus, tomatoes sprout in like a day, and you could transplant them in a week or 2. No sense hurrying with those.

    Peppers take a little longer.

  27. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 8:34 am

    Detroit.

  28. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 24, 2014 8:37 am

    Oh sure, talk gardening and everyone goes quiet.

    Let’s go back to talking about launching wiserbud into space.

  29. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on September 24, 2014 8:40 am

    I saw that yesterday, Tushar, congrats. They are planning another Chandrayaan mission to the Moon, too. Russia still blames us for losing their last Mars mission.

  30. Comment by Car in on September 24, 2014 8:40 am

    I wouldn’t plant things now, but it would take me several months to get everything set up. Starting things in Feb is good. I plan on doing some more in those soda bottles again. I could keep herbs through the winter too.

  31. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 24, 2014 8:50 am

    Soda bottles?

  32. Comment by Car in on September 24, 2014 8:54 am

    Milk jugs. Soda bottles.

    http://www.instructables.com/id/Wintersowing-Tips-Preparing-Milk-Jugs/

  33. Comment by scott on September 24, 2014 9:05 am

    Jugs.

  34. Comment by scott on September 24, 2014 9:09 am

    Coolest dog ever http://is.gd/b4amJu

  35. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 24, 2014 9:12 am

    Haha, that’s awesome scott.

  36. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 9:16 am

    That reminds me, time to go wake up the Benny.

  37. Comment by Cyn on September 24, 2014 9:17 am

    Most excellent bunky job today Roamy!

    *emails two coupons to be used for poolmen, massages, cocktails, and laundry services*

  38. Comment by MJ on September 24, 2014 9:44 am

    How did I get on the shit list™?

    Dreamscape, starring MJ?

  39. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 24, 2014 9:55 am

    you do kinda look like a short Dennis Quaid. More along the line of Innerspace than Dreamscape, though.

  40. Comment by MJ on September 24, 2014 9:57 am

    Good point. Either way, if I’m banging wassername, I’m ok with it. Meg Ryan?

  41. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 24, 2014 9:57 am

    Yeah, she looked good in that one.

  42. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 9:59 am

    That was before the surgical malpractice, yes.

  43. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on September 24, 2014 10:04 am

    Niiiice, Roamy! The “dreamboats” the kids go for these days got nuthin’ on the ones we cut our teeth on –

    Tush, saw that last night on the India/Mars stuff – way to go! I’m always amazed at how primitive the “cutting edge” technology that got us to the moon and back was, compared to what we have nowadays.

    Who knows what they’ll come up with in the next 20-30 years?

    Whatever it is, I’m sure mine will keep blinking “12:00” until my future grandkids come and change it for me….

  44. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 10:05 am

    If it’s Dreamscape, it’s Kate Capshaw.

  45. Comment by Car in on September 24, 2014 10:05 am

    How did I get on the shit list™?

    YOU TOOK THAT BITCH’S SIDE.

  46. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on September 24, 2014 10:06 am

    Duh.

  47. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 10:06 am

    Which, y’know, not too shabby either.

  48. Comment by Car in on September 24, 2014 10:09 am

    I really let it fly at him, to be honest.

    I’m probably just transferring my anger at you, MJ, instead of my ex friend.

  49. Comment by Car in on September 24, 2014 10:10 am

    Every now and then I get a wild hair up my ass to try to call her again. I’ve been having these thoughts lately, which is probably why I dreamed about it.

  50. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 10:13 am

    Is that like a g-string?

  51. Comment by scott on September 24, 2014 10:14 am

    I have the day off.

  52. Comment by scott on September 24, 2014 10:16 am

    I’ll put the air conditioners away and try to make room for the furniture I’m picking up tomorrow.

  53. Comment by Car in on September 24, 2014 10:16 am

    No. Nothing like it.

  54. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 10:18 am

    Is that because you like g-strings and you don’t like wild hairs?

  55. Comment by Car in on September 24, 2014 10:21 am

    Something like that.

  56. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 10:37 am

    I still have way too much crap in my office. Half the room is stuff that ought to be in the basement.

    Gonna have to get a half-dozen bins and some industrial shelves for the barn or something.

  57. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 24, 2014 10:51 am

    Or a dumpster.

  58. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 24, 2014 10:51 am

    After cleaning out the MIL’s place, that is gonna be my spring project. GET RID OF SHIT!

  59. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 10:55 am

    Some of it can be tossed or donated, but not all of it.

    And what the heck do I do with a 13″ CRT television?

  60. Comment by MJ on September 24, 2014 10:59 am

    You’re friend sounds like my kind of person. Mainly that she’s a stuck up snob.

  61. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 24, 2014 11:00 am

    Donate it to goodwill, or give it away, leon. Costs money to dispose of them, now.

    Unless you find a home for it at the bottom of your pond.

  62. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 11:01 am

    I’ll see if St Vincent de Paul wants it. Probably not. Goodwill might not either at this point.

  63. Comment by Car in on September 24, 2014 11:07 am

    You’re friend sounds like my kind of person. Mainly that she’s a stuck up snob.

    I look at pictures of her now and I think ‘what the heck happened?’

  64. Comment by scott on September 24, 2014 11:16 am

    Jay, I learned that lesson when my mom sold the family house.

    Every garbage day I make sure our garbage bin is full to the top, been doing it for a few years.

  65. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 11:16 am

    I’m reading last night’s ONT:

    Give me two dozen A-10s, the support they need, & all the ordinance they can eat, & ISIS will be relegated to the dust-bin of history in 96 hours

    My ROE would be pretty harsh: it moves, it dies.

    Posted by: AltonJackson

    *newslettered*

  66. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 24, 2014 11:18 am

    Plus those A-10s cost less than cruise missles.

  67. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 24, 2014 11:18 am

    not all at once of course, but their use costs less.

    Before I get hammered.

  68. Comment by scott on September 24, 2014 11:19 am

    It also helps to live on a swamp.

    If it’s made out of wood I can turn it into dirt in about 2 years.

  69. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 11:19 am

    Gardenblog: bucket ‘tatos.

  70. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 24, 2014 11:20 am

    Haha, I don’t think the homeowners association will like it if I recycle furniture like that.

  71. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 24, 2014 11:20 am

    I grow tomatoes in buckets.

  72. Comment by Car in on September 24, 2014 11:22 am

    Scott, I jsut gave my boys that lecture the other night about THROWING AWAY AS MUCH AS WE CAN every week. They were totally under utilizing it.

    I burn anything wood, though, because I can. I have a few LARGE boxes and I’m trying to figure out where I want my new garden …

  73. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 11:22 am

    I have piles of cardboard that I need to burn.

  74. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 24, 2014 11:23 am

    bury the cardboard, leon. Great dirt.

  75. Comment by Car in on September 24, 2014 11:23 am

    Leon, I just picked up a bench, Olympic bar, and 290 lbs in weight for $100.

    SCORE.

    I’ve been watching/ waiting for something to appear on Craigslist.

  76. Comment by Car in on September 24, 2014 11:24 am

    Bring me the cardboard. WIth my tree and dehumidifier.

    I have a farken soccer game this sunday though in ALMA. FML. 2:30 in the middle of the farken day.

  77. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 24, 2014 11:24 am

    Ok, you picked it up, but couldn’t you just buy it? Seems like a waste of $100.

  78. Comment by Car in on September 24, 2014 11:34 am

    curtiswallin.com is the artist my friend is married to.

    So you can see why I’m way below her intellectually, socially, culturally … etc.

  79. Comment by Car in on September 24, 2014 11:35 am

    Actually, I emailed her that I wanted it, w/in minutes of her reply, but she hasn’t responded

    it’s been 18 min.

    *sweats

    it’s a really good deal.

  80. Comment by Car in on September 24, 2014 11:37 am

    I bet curtis and MJ would get along great. BTW, it’s CURTIS. Not Curt.

    He once said “toodles” to me instead of goodby.

    When I was still w/in their social circle, Pat would ask if I saw/talked-to Toodles.

  81. Comment by Car in on September 24, 2014 11:37 am

    He seems like a nice guy, but Toodles? And did I mention he sews and knits?

    In his defense, he’s really good.

  82. Comment by Jay in Ames on September 24, 2014 11:37 am

    *looks up craigslist/lapeer, puts in bid

  83. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 11:39 am

    I’d have to remove all the tape and staples to compost it, wouldn’t I?

  84. Comment by scott on September 24, 2014 11:39 am

    I offered $150.

  85. Comment by Car in on September 24, 2014 11:42 am

    The only one I have to worry about is Leon.

  86. Comment by Car in on September 24, 2014 11:43 am

    How many staples/tape are on it? But you’d want to unfold it anyway. Lay it flat.

  87. Comment by Car in on September 24, 2014 11:45 am

    I’m going to harvest my butterfly weed seeds if anyone wants some.

  88. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 11:50 am

    I’m not bidding. I have nowhere to put a barbell but in the barn, and I’m off free weights until my shoulder is rehabbed. Calisthenics only.

  89. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 11:53 am

    Well, other than light kettlebell work here and there.

  90. Comment by MJ on September 24, 2014 12:00 pm

    His artwork is quite nice, actually. The concept is a bit meh, but the execution is FUN and PRETTY.

  91. Comment by Car in on September 24, 2014 12:03 pm

    yea, that’s what I think about it. He’s been doing the same concept for his private work for SEVERAL years now.

    He also does some rather serious stuff for theater- flies all over the country /world for that. I’m not really big on words in my artwork. If you have to use words … it’s just not that original anymore.

    meh.

  92. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 12:05 pm

    His art is crap.

  93. Comment by MJ on September 24, 2014 12:06 pm

    His style is very popular right now. It’s like pop art combined with street art.

    It’s been around for about 15 years.

  94. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on September 24, 2014 12:08 pm

    Cardboard is a wonderful way to start a garden plot – lay down a few layers of it where you want your new garden to be, and it will smother all of the weeds underneath it. Cover it with lots of layers of leaves, old hay, and some manure for a couple of months, and come spring you’ll be able to dig down quite a ways for planting.

    You should have lots of big fat earthworms doing the heavy lifting long before that.

    If your soil has heavy clay (like we have down here), get a bag or two of PLAY sand and sprinkle a couple of layers throughout your pile – the shape of the crystals will ensure that the clay can’t ever “stick” together again. (If you use paving sand, this technique won’t work)

  95. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 12:08 pm

    Yes, and it’s crap.

  96. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 12:10 pm

    Everything here is sand, Teresa. We have no clay I that I’ve found after many holes dug.

  97. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on September 24, 2014 12:11 pm

    You can also toss your shredded paper in the pile – we have a cross-cut shredder, and that stuff composts down in no time flat.

  98. Comment by MJ on September 24, 2014 12:13 pm

    That’s part of the beauty of art.

  99. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on September 24, 2014 12:14 pm

    Everything here is sand, Teresa.

    I’ve heard tales of places like that….

    The soil here is slightly better than what I grew up with in the Houston area; folks around there call the dirt “gumbo” for a reason.

  100. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 12:18 pm

    I just believe art should require some, y’know, skill.

  101. Comment by scott on September 24, 2014 12:24 pm

    They have a cat named Pea J.

    hipster douchebags

  102. Comment by Car in on September 24, 2014 12:25 pm

    He can paint. This is just his schtick. Which is my issue with the art world. I think it’s too inbred or something. Almost as if they walk in lock step ideologically.

    Weird, I know, but it’s my theory.

  103. Comment by Car in on September 24, 2014 12:26 pm

    Scott, they do yoga too.

    I don’t mean to bash, but it’s just so easy.

    Every Christmas party was the same. Them and their friends debating whether or not it’s worth it to get a car.

    @@

  104. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 12:28 pm

    Dentist time. I’ll try not to think about hipsters so I don’t grit my teeth.

  105. Comment by Car in on September 24, 2014 12:29 pm

    Plus, despite the internationalism they appear to exist in (they’ve been to ITALY), they really don’t know shit.

    A few years back, thes friend showed me a picture of another “coaster” (California, he worked in Napa at a winery) – with his baby. They were using a baby sling, “Wearing it” !!! isn’t that the coolest thing ever?

    I still remember the look on her face when I told her I ‘d used them with my first baby onward, years before they started popping up in HIP New York. she was just amazed. how did I, from bumpkin Detroit (at the time), know about such things?

  106. Comment by MJ on September 24, 2014 12:40 pm

    That’s part of what I love about the art world.

    It always proves the saying, ‘just because it’s new to you, doesn’t mean it’s new.’

  107. Comment by Cyn on September 24, 2014 1:00 pm

    http://media.giphy.com/media/ggZFGSBmQyHrq/giphy.gif

  108. Comment by scott on September 24, 2014 1:10 pm

    http://is.gd/CrZdml

  109. Comment by Tushar on September 24, 2014 1:25 pm

    My boss asked me to temporarily work from NY office at worst possible time. All the hughest assholes in the world have gathered for some UN shit. Alongwith their aides, assistants, minders and other assorted dingleberries.

  110. Comment by Car in on September 24, 2014 1:39 pm

    go kick Obama in the nads for me, will you?

  111. Comment by scott on September 24, 2014 1:49 pm

    He doesn’t have any.

  112. Comment by scott on September 24, 2014 1:53 pm

    http://is.gd/EfKhIr

  113. Comment by Car in on September 24, 2014 1:55 pm

    Just kick him in the nad region.

  114. Comment by MJ on September 24, 2014 2:03 pm

    gnad

  115. Comment by Pendejo Grande on September 24, 2014 2:08 pm

    My wife has a high school classmate who supposedly designed the Dasani label for Dasani water bottles. She lives in Manahtten. I’ve never met her but I’m going to guess she’s a douche. She’s got another high school classmate who is a PhD and is a professor of English at Central Michigan University. I’ve met her and she is a huge douche.

  116. Comment by MJ on September 24, 2014 2:15 pm

    Please stay tuned later for a very important H2 game called:

    The Chaddening: The H2 Poolside Style Guide

    The game will begin at approx 8pm EST.

  117. Comment by Car in on September 24, 2014 2:19 pm

    I’ll be at work.

  118. Comment by osoloco11 on September 24, 2014 2:29 pm

    I’ll be at work.

  119. Comment by xbradtc on September 24, 2014 2:33 pm

    I’ll be at your mom’s.

  120. Comment by MJ on September 24, 2014 2:57 pm

    I know.

  121. Comment by MJ on September 24, 2014 2:57 pm

    x 3

  122. Comment by osoloco11 on September 24, 2014 2:59 pm

    heh NO MATH!!!!

  123. Comment by osoloco11 on September 24, 2014 3:05 pm

    I’m still going to make Tony Stewart jokes. I don’t care what some stupid grand jury decides.

  124. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 3:09 pm

    I’ll be here, but I don’t hang out near pools.

  125. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 3:11 pm

    I’m making meat loaf.

  126. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 3:18 pm

    U R all jelly.

  127. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 3:40 pm

    So jelly u speechless.

  128. Comment by Colorado Alex on September 24, 2014 3:42 pm

    Ugh, woke up this morning with a cold coming on. I’m back home now and waiting for lunch to show up so I can crawl into bed.

  129. Comment by Colorado Alex on September 24, 2014 3:44 pm

    Oh look, more evidence that our civilization no longer deserves to live.

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/lifestyles/la-ar-betabrands-answer-to-the-adult-onesie-meet-the-suitsy-20140922-story.html

  130. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 3:51 pm

    I bet that’ll be everywhere at Google and Apple soon.

  131. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 3:52 pm

    Wait, “Beta” brands? Are they trolling?

  132. Comment by Car in on September 24, 2014 3:59 pm

    First MJ takes sides with my ex-friend, then he plans a game for when I’m at work.

    what kind of fucksticks is this?

  133. Comment by Car in on September 24, 2014 4:00 pm

    On bush (whore mouths, shut them) moved. The other one … wasn’t so successful. Very deep root. Couldn’t get beneath it. I’ll try again tomorrow. The bush (whore mouths, shut them) may not make it. Oh well. It’s a spirea and it doesn’t get enough sun to flower nicely.

    I require my bushes to perform, or they’re gone.

  134. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 4:04 pm

    I bet he eats fishsticks during the game.

  135. Comment by MJ on September 24, 2014 4:13 pm

    When aren’t you working? We can plan this fabulous game for Sunday morning from 4-6am.

  136. Comment by Pupster on September 24, 2014 4:26 pm

    MJ’s got no game.

  137. Comment by Car in on September 24, 2014 4:26 pm

    Excellent. 4 to 6 am. Sunday morning !

  138. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 4:27 pm

    I will be asleep.

  139. Comment by MJ on September 24, 2014 4:32 pm

    MJ’s got no game.
    —————————-
    You should ask your m_m.

  140. Comment by Pupster on September 24, 2014 4:40 pm

    You should ask your m_m.

  141. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 4:53 pm

    The giant dead branch finished falling. I get to go start sawing in a few minutes.

  142. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 5:16 pm

    My life is awesome and I’m the luckiest man alive.

  143. Comment by scott on September 24, 2014 5:38 pm

    Tomorrow’s crackfat is in VT.

  144. Comment by pendejogrande on September 24, 2014 6:44 pm

    Vermont keeeeled it.

  145. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on September 24, 2014 6:56 pm

    How’s it hanging, pendejo?

  146. Comment by Jimbro on September 24, 2014 7:16 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/k59dzz7

  147. Comment by Pendejo Grande on September 24, 2014 7:37 pm

    I’m a grower…….not a shower.

  148. Comment by MJ on September 24, 2014 7:44 pm

    Man, I got to the gym and the post is completely dead. I think we’ll have to save The Chaddening: The H2 Pool Side Style Guile for another night.

  149. Comment by scott on September 24, 2014 7:46 pm

    I’m heartbroken.

  150. Comment by MJ on September 24, 2014 7:47 pm

    You would have loved Chad. He’s just like you.

  151. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 7:53 pm

    My yard work makes crossfit look like prancercise.

    *tosses freshly-made caber*

  152. Comment by Pupster on September 24, 2014 8:16 pm

    All y’all better step up your game.

  153. Comment by Jimbro on September 24, 2014 8:18 pm

    I think everyone is in a coma after trying to read Ace’s TL/DR “Obama’s UN speech” post.

  154. Comment by Pupster on September 24, 2014 8:19 pm

    http://is.gd/QGW3MY

  155. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 8:21 pm

    I don’t talk at poolside, I just flash the guns.

    Not my arms or anything, actual guns. Then everyone runs and I have the pool to myself.

  156. Comment by daveintexas on September 24, 2014 8:22 pm

    Apparently youngest and Staff Sgt Wonderful had reached the “we can fart around each other” stage before he deployed.

    This is new information and I must process it.

    Including the part I have to process that she told me.

  157. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 8:27 pm

    Farting comes after other things for most couples. Not sure how I’d feel about that either, Dave.

  158. Comment by scott on September 24, 2014 8:27 pm

    Why doesn’t Moses have a job at the airport?

  159. Comment by Pupster on September 24, 2014 8:29 pm

    I don’t fart around anyone. Part of the reason I became a smoker was so I could go outside and fart in solitude without looking like an antisocial meth head.

  160. Comment by MJ on September 24, 2014 8:30 pm

    I carry a Bulldog puppy with me at all times.

  161. Comment by Pupster on September 24, 2014 8:32 pm

    I’m also trying to figure how this comes up in conversation.

    “You know what I really miss, dad?”

  162. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 8:34 pm

    I don’t fart.

  163. Comment by daveintexas on September 24, 2014 8:34 pm

    Ain’t my life, her life. I just want her to be happy, and this kid to come home with all his fingers and toes.

  164. Comment by daveintexas on September 24, 2014 8:37 pm

    >> I’m also trying to figure how this comes up in conversation.

    I think I started it. She’s a new second grade teacher and one of her kids just ripped on in class today so we were laughing about that, and I said something like “well, except for you everybody does it”

  165. Comment by Jimbro on September 24, 2014 8:39 pm

    It’s not about the farts.

  166. Comment by Sean M. on September 24, 2014 8:48 pm

    Did anybody figure out that anybody else was actually using blanks when they “shot” the enemy spy today?

  167. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 9:13 pm

    Death by fart.

  168. Comment by MJ on September 24, 2014 9:13 pm

    No.

  169. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 24, 2014 9:16 pm

    Death by blanks?

  170. Comment by scott on September 24, 2014 9:17 pm

    Why is Moses such an underachiever?

  171. Comment by daveintexas on September 24, 2014 9:17 pm

    One time I farted on the way taking Mrs. Dave to the OB when she was pregs and she said “PULL OVER”

    We laughed about that too tonight.

  172. Comment by daveintexas on September 24, 2014 9:18 pm

    Moses is old

  173. Comment by scott on September 24, 2014 9:29 pm

    He can do this.

    http://is.gd/b4amJu

  174. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on September 24, 2014 9:39 pm

    Someone step on a duck?

  175. Comment by ChrisP on September 24, 2014 9:46 pm

    I think these were the guys Phat was talking about last night.

    http://tinyurl.com/l4ql5ev

    Man, I could get into a lot of mischief over there with a dozen A-10s.
    We’d be doing some “Practical Exercises”.
    Just sayin’…

  176. Comment by ChrisP on September 24, 2014 9:50 pm

    I’m old, and we have been married for 45 years.
    I fart with impunity, unless we have company.
    Then, I go outside ‘to smoke’.
    Oddly enough, Anita does not fart. I’ve never figured that out.
    But then, I’m a guy(and apparently, a pig)…

  177. Comment by daveintexas on September 24, 2014 9:51 pm

    He’s got the nose for it, yeah.

    He needs 7 hours of sleep though during the day.

    Man, I remember when he could run like that.

  178. Comment by ChrisP on September 24, 2014 9:53 pm

    Flutterbys!

    http://tinyurl.com/lpa53qx

  179. Comment by jam2 on September 24, 2014 10:03 pm

    l to r : mare sean jay
    http://tinyurl.com/nv2uqll

  180. Comment by xbradtc on September 24, 2014 10:53 pm

    Dang, where is everyone? You wall went to play games at MJ’s right?

  181. Comment by ChrisP on September 24, 2014 11:13 pm

    Art,
    I think I killed it with “Farting Protocol”.

  182. Comment by Phat on September 25, 2014 12:02 am

    Sorry Xbrad,

    Crazy day here.

    Wife’s old iPhone shit the bed.

    BTW, non military people REALLY don’t get that reference! That’s the term I used when we went to the AT&T store. Mr Khan looked at me quizzically and the wife did a facepalm.

    She did another facepalm when I explained to Khan what ‘shit the bed’ means. That was fucking hilarious.

    Then the eldest phatspawn comes home and says she wants to apply to the Air Force Academy. WTF?

    Luckily the local Academy Liason Officer is a classmate of mine, Hopefully he can talk her out of it.

    In all honesty, I secretly support her: my girl is a fit, strong woman. She’s solid emotionally and could excel at a military academy.

    This just kind of blindsided me, still trying to process it.

  183. Comment by Car in on September 25, 2014 12:10 am

    *farts

    *Walks away quickly

  184. Comment by jenn1964 on September 25, 2014 12:17 am

    Is Xbrad around? I figured he might enjoy this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZa4yre0uEk#t=75

  185. Comment by osoloco11 on September 25, 2014 12:21 am

    That is pretty cool for Phatspawn.

  186. Comment by xbradtc on September 25, 2014 12:34 am

    I’m around. A bit.

  187. Comment by xbradtc on September 25, 2014 12:35 am

    Ouch. I gave it 20 seconds then stabbed myself in the face.

  188. Comment by osoloco11 on September 25, 2014 12:38 am

    I H8 it when anti-American douchebags make anti-American speeches at the UN. I really H8 it when it is the President of the US.

  189. Comment by jenn1964 on September 25, 2014 12:44 am

    LOL. You lasted about 15 seconds longer than I did.

  190. Comment by Phat on September 25, 2014 12:44 am

    Home for the next 9 days.

    Wife has a list of crap to do/fix.

    Time to pick up a trip and use that money to pay someone to do the job right.

    I get to get paid for doing what I like to do, handyman gets paid for doing what he likes.

    win/win.

  191. Comment by xbradtc on September 25, 2014 12:48 am

    USAFA is a lot cheaper to attend than most other schools, Phat. Just sayin’.

  192. Comment by osoloco11 on September 25, 2014 12:49 am

    Dan tried to give me a work list once. Once.

  193. Comment by xbradtc on September 25, 2014 12:50 am

    **puts Jenn on the “Kill on sight” list**

  194. Comment by osoloco11 on September 25, 2014 12:53 am

    One of my college roomies has a nephew at West Point. He’s doing well as a boxer there. My cousin, J, is a USNA grad. He loved it. He’s a Major now. Moving from San Clemente to Baltimore.

  195. Comment by xbradtc on September 25, 2014 1:00 am

    Mrs. Phat’s phone?

  196. Comment by jenn1964 on September 25, 2014 1:08 am

    Dont make me post worse music video because I will find them and when your ears start to blled it’s your own fault.

  197. Comment by xbradtc on September 25, 2014 1:10 am

    Look, I’ve already got some really crappy stuff on my phone. Just how badly do you need to hurt me?

  198. Comment by Phat on September 25, 2014 1:22 am

    I’m very ambivalent about my Academy education.

    The phrase I use: ‘A $250K education shoved up your ass a nickel at a time. ‘

    I’m gonna sit on the sidelines for her decision. It has to be your choice to go an Academy, otherwise you’re not gonna make it.

    I know how hard my freshman year was. I know it will be harder for a girl and it makes me cringe.

    My girl is a great chick. She will make the right choice for her.

  199. Comment by osoloco11 on September 25, 2014 1:36 am

    I have cousins that are nearing 40/over 40 and still paying for school. Not J. He got his Masters at LSU.

  200. Comment by Phat on September 25, 2014 1:43 am

    Oso,

    I didn’t use my GI Bill, so I’m able to transfer it to my girls.

    If the eldest goes to USAFA that leaves all 4 years to the youngest.

    Eldest wants political science, youngest wants to go into mortuary science.

    Not joking. Both girls will fit in at a meat up, the younger is just a little more ‘intense’.

    Her and Alex can sit together and not talk.

  201. Comment by xbradtc on September 25, 2014 1:53 am

    Jenn, you still around? I have a task for you.

    http://xbradtc.com/2014/09/23/which-one-of-my-minions-will-build-this-for-me/

  202. Comment by osoloco11 on September 25, 2014 2:03 am

    That is even better, Phat. If eldest ends up at AFA, Springs meat up!!!!

  203. Comment by Sean M. on September 25, 2014 4:05 am

    I’m sure that everybody knows how much my body hates me
    It lets me down most every time and makes me rash and hasty
    I feel a total derp before your naked body of work


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