L to R: Every female on the planet; MJ
September 13, 2014
Categories: alcohol, asshole, shut your whore mouth, Uncategorized, Your mom likes this . . Author: Cyn, Widgets Fixerer
There are a few nurses with that haircut and it always makes me nervous when I interact with them. As in “Trip to HR” nervous.
Day 2 of a 3 day call stretch. Off to fix a wrist. I’m thinking good thoughts for all the kids in Maine.
“Easy does it, be safe, be careful, don’t trip or fall, avoid bunk beds and trampolines and monkey bars…”
Eh, I’m doomed. Bring it on.
(like the eyebleach site Leon)
Oh man. 9 hours of sleep last night. I feel sort of human but still full of murderous racism and hate.
I’m finally back to normal.
9.5 hours here. I went to bed at 9 like a little kid, just wiped out.
I sprained my ankle yesterday and had to hobble around at work and the airport. I don’t like looking weak and vulnerable.
How do you do it everyday, MJ?
Same way you and I make it every day pups, he has a cute gal who likes him a lot
I slept about 8.5 hours myself.
I think she likes me a little less after my ice pack slid off and landed on her leg while she was sleeping.
I could watch that cat roll down the stairs all day. But who has time for that? I only watched it about ten times.
8 hours minus the usual 4am interruption. I don’t think I was awake very long this time.
just a thing is all pups
I would hope that would make her appreciate how warm your feet normally are.
Dario Argento apparently did a version of Dracula in 2012 with Rutger Hauer as Van Helsing.
Okay, Netflix, you win.
Well that turned into Eastern European bewbs rather quickly.
No attack during nude scene, so it was entirely gratuitous.
I wonder if it’s enough ash for a Mt. Pinatubo equivalent.
Bardarbunga still sounds like the punchline to a joke.
Lots of narrow exterior camera shots and local actors. I bet the budget for this thing was less than the price tag on Dario’s car.
Ice age coming. Mother Gaia was too warm, so she vented a bit to cool off.
Bewbs is a vampire now. She looks like she could really churn your butter.
And there’s Dario’s daughter, who only works in movies because that’s true.
So far she’s the only speaking English on her own behalf, though. The rest of the cast seems to be dubbed.
How do you do it everyday, MJ?
The encouragement from your mom helps.
Reading the live blog of a Rutger Hauer movie is riveting.
Imma stop now.
It’s only 78 minutes long. And they adjusted the story to set it entirely in whatever former Soviet gave them the film-making grant.
This is making me long for the high production values and acting talents of a SyFy production.
I think they used the same CGI people.
Why does Dario keep undressing his daughter in movies?
Well, I think I’m going to stare at the wall for a while.
If I was a bison I’d be wolf poop by now.
That’s an enormously silly way to spend your time.
I was wrong, this is an hour and fifty minutes long.
I’m not as certain of my endurance as I once was.
Are you still hobbled, Pupster? Are you making everyone bring you things?
Over an hour into the movie and Rutger hasn’t showed up to collect his paycheck yet.
Yeah, I injured it yesterday and had to walk around on it, I was in Nashville and had already checked out of the hotel, so I couldn’t elevate and ice it. Got home at 11 last night and gave it an ice bath and elevated all night and this morning, trying to stay off it all day. Luckily there will be football on TV for two days so I just have to get up to pee and smoke.
The wall is a really nice shade of grey-green.
Also The Quiet Man is on AMC to keep me occupied until kickoff.
Good morning, sunshines
My nemesis has that haircut.
I’m sorry to read about your owie, Pups. I hear that beer is really good for kidney stones sprained ankles.
Aw man, Hauer just killed Bewbs.
Hauer is your nemesis?
I hope your allergies/lung butter affliction is better today, Osogirliebear.
Why can Dracula turn into a 9 foot tall praying mantis? WTFITS?
I bet I’m the 70th or 72nd person to see this movie outside of a film festival.
Good Irish, that one.
Not a flaw on this wall.
Amazingly classic beauty.
Maureen, not MJ’s wall.
Cross products suck. That is all.
Time to get dressed and go beat on people with a sword.
Well that bore only a passing resemblance to the book, had horrid effects and terrible acting. Uwe Boll would have been embarrassed to release that.
Kendo or boffer larp, Alex?
Did any of You People up north see the aurora last night?
Nope. Heavy cloud cover.
“Two women in the house, and one of them a redhead…”
Same here. Been overcast and cold all week.
Summer ended early and fast.
Hour 2: The Wall
I suspect MJ is lying to us and is actually hunting the internet for new muppet porn.
I have moved on to Dracula’s Widow, released in 1985.
So far it’s head and shoulders above that earlier garbage.
Two hours? Dang those PF albums just go on forever.
Man I miss the 80’s.
I never really understood what Maureen O’Hara was so pissed off about all the time
She was Irish, right? I’m going to guess she was angry about being sober.
No 100 degree days this summer in HSV. I don’t remember another summer this cool.
MJ is home staring at the wall.
GND must be away.
Normal Summer temps here for the most part, but it should still be in the mid-70s to low 80s about now, at least for an hour or so in the afternoon.
Besides beer, elevation, ice and football these are good for ankle sprains Pups.
Oh man, a rotary phone!
3rd hour. I found one spot that might have been filled.
Roamy we only had 16 days, normally it’s 2x that.
Plus a cool front blew through yesterday and it’s wonderful outside now.. 63
Pups blew out a flip flop.
Hope you had them wheel you to the gate.
It’s already 96 here. :(
Downstairs temperature this morning at the TiFW house was 60 degrees.
If we run the heater downstairs, it will get too hot upstairs.
*first world problems*
Fight scene comin’ up in Quiet Man.
XB, the radio was saying it’s going to be in the 90s even at the beach this weekend. Shelter in place, dude. Stock up the bar this morning.
Today should be a couple degrees cooler than yesterday, Lippy. It’s not really that bad. Just a bit surprising. I thought we were past the worst of it.
How are you feeling today, Lipstick?
My pride wouldn’t let me get a cart or a chair. Paying for it today.
Pride hurts a lot of people.
What is your situation, Lipstick? Are you feeling better?
Better every day, thanks Roamy. Driving is still challenging.
Join me in chastising Pups for walking on that ankle when he didn’t have to!
And thanks, Pups.
*still glaring at you, though*
TiF, run the heater and open the windows upstairs. Voila, a first world solution.
>>>run the heater and open the windows upstairs. Voila, a first world solution.
Why does Lippy hate Gaia?
Because Gia is a dirty, dirty whore?
The full 1998 Gia movie is on youtube.
“This is a good movie despite the nasty lesbian scenes. But it’s sad. This is what happens when you live the high life. It’s not really all that glamorous people are high on drugs and more miserable then people who live normal lives.’
Guess you’re right!
Angelina Jolie full frontal in Gia.
Well Roamy, it’s just you and me now that all the guys are frantically searching Youtube.
Nope. Already seen that a few times.
LOL, of course.
Go on, would I steer you wrong?
At the motor vehicle inspection place with one of my midgets today. I asked him what they are going to do.
He says ‘they will respect the van’.
The Govt people. They don’t respect no one.
Why yes, you would.
The NSA- the only part of the government that will genuinely listen to you.
Cyn, how did the dentist appointment go?
Tushar, I told my sister about you having your first steak and she asked if, when you first cut into it, anybody moooed.
BTW, what did you think?
Dentist was very good – once the camera stopped rolling, he was quite delicious.
No mooing sounds. That would have grated on my conscience.
But it was very tasty.
I almost died on the soccer field earlier.
fack it was cold.
cold, wet, windy, overcast.
And no toilets were closed. PORTAJOHNS.
ga. i’m still scarred by the experience.
That would have grated on my conscience.
Right after that popped out she did say “I’m a terrible person”.
Every time I think it’s cold now, I try to remember January.
East Carolina is beating Virginia Tech in Blacksburg. WTF.
Just watched The Mask of Zorro with Catherine Zeta Jones and… ummmm…. some other people.
Ms. Jones was absolutely stunning. Just perfect from every angle.
And other stuff happened too.
Best casting of a Welsh lady as a Hispanic evah!
Just watched The Mask of Zorro with Catherine Zeta Jones and… ummmm…. some other people.
Ms. Jones was absolutely stunning. Just perfect from every angle.
And other stuff happened too.
Drop dead gorgeous. But apparently has a cancer causing hooha.
Probably worth it.
>>But apparently has a cancer causing hooha.
only if administered orally.
I wish Catherine Zeta Jones was here to stare at the wall with me.
I’ll ask her to head over after she’s done here.
That should make for interesting kiss.
The head in the jar grossed me out enough to ruin the movie for me. Hostagettes might prefer the 1940 classic because of Tyrone Power in tight pants.
>>>>>But apparently has a cancer causing hooha
Speaking ill of Ms. Jones ’round these parts is a bannable offense.
Linda Darnell is beautiful, too, but she doesn’t get her dress ripped off.
Wiserbride was quite taken with Antonio
*finger hovers over ban button
WOOT! The girl just had her tuition refunded.
Hey, I said she was drop dead gorgeous and that the cancer was worth it.
I hear Puss in Boots, and that kinda ruins Antonio for me.
Did you discover Native American roots?
CATHERINE ZETA JONE’S HOOHA DOES NOT CAUSE CANCER!!!!!
No, but your mom’s does.
Well, this is a little weird:
>>>>No, but your mom’s does.
Information MJ could have used much sooner, doncha think?
What’s weird about that, X?
Cyn, someone on twitter said right after take off it went into a holding pattern. And from what I see, it looks like it did a U-turn halfway to the destination.
I dunno. MSA having weird shit going on doesn’t make me happy.
XSis2 is gonna be flying on them soon.
It’s warmed up now, Lippy – thanks for the suggestion, though!
Honestly, with our luck we’d open up the windows and the first thing Bailey and Bandit – aka “The Wonder DogsTM” – would probably do is jump out of them….
And from what I see, it looks like it did a U-turn halfway to the destination.
Kudos to the pilot when he realized there wasn’t enough booze.
*signs up to fly Air Cyn*
Tagline: “Never an Empty Glass”
Still wanna know what the deal is with Beasnette…
XB, I think she got some kind of an on-campus job that comes with free tuition.
Ah! That’s most excellent! Yay for Beasnette!
I have successfully arrived in Chicago.
Occupying the crash pad, drinking beer, watching football.
Life is good.
May do a trip out to Gino’s East for pizza later.
Early flight in the am to Vancouver.
Been a while since I’ve been there. Looking forward to it.
Phat, one of my coauthors is in Chicago.
Phat, I took a seaplane over to Vancouver Island a few years ago. The good thing was that weather prevented us from landing, so the pilot took us around to some really beautiful places while the fog lifted.
Is it super different landing on water?
Lippy, no big difference. Flying floats is a lot of fun.
Xbrad, I’m at the Cumberland stop of the CTA.
Well, Camlic isn’t answering, so I guess he doesn’t want to meet you.
Actually got distracted by something bright and shiny on cable.
Watching the Lemmy/Motörhead movie on Palladia.
This surprises no one who knows me.
OK all you manly men: flummoxed chick here.
How do you get threads un-stuck when you are trying to unwind something? This is a vape battery that I’m trying to remove from the charger. It will move a millimeter or two, so it’s not too tightly wound, but it won’t progress either way now. WD40?
Channel lock pliers and a rag to avoid crushing the threads. I’d worry that the WD-40 would ruin the unit.
So muscle it out?
Is it plugged in?
If you need to get the pliers you might be better off swinging by the vape store.
Too well — I’m trying to get it unprugged!
Maybe I’ll just do that, Jimbro, thanks.
What Jimbro said – don’t want to void the warranty by damaging the components.
And you’ll make some young man’s day by asking him to help you out – they love to help cute ladies!
Pellet stove has been cleaned!
It will feed pellets and fire, but the blower wont blow!
Chainsaw, whiskey, a grudge against batteries.
We’ve been at the “The room’s almost finished” stage of remodeling the front room for a couple of months now….
Today the cardboard came off of the floor and we are ready to refinish it. Then it’s installing the ceiling fan, putting up the finishing trim pieces, and touching up the paint where it’s gotten dinged, and we’ll be ready to bring in furnishings. Yay!
I have whiskey and a grudge.
Add a midget and a dolphin, and you’ve got the fixin’s for a pretty good party.
Overland trek for Chicago deep dish pizza.
See you kids in an hour.
Hmm, a midget with a grudge walks in carrying a pizza…
Blower is blowing!
Look in the book for where the thermal-switch is clamped to the fire-box. They are pretty easy to dislodge. If it has fallen out of the clip, UNPLUG the stove. Then put it back.
The pins have 110V on them.
Ask me how I know…
Good day, burglars of turd.
Annual stove cleaning and chimney sweeping is done.
I may have black lung.
* coughs *
Thanks anyway, Chris. I figured I pulled something loose while dragging it out of the fireplace. I took it all apart, pushed on every electrical connection and put it back together.
I guess I found it.
Inserts stoves are a pain.
*gives scott a spoonful of sugar*
Nobody told lips or Scott to jiggle the handle. It’s in the fucking stylebook people!!!
Another song ruined http://is.gd/4q0x1u
I always avoid Adam Sandler flicks by default, thinking they are gonna be dumb.
I gotta stop doing that.
Yeah, it’s stupid humor, but I’m always stunned how they make me both laugh and care about the characters.
And Rob Schneider is always fucking hilarious.
In case any of the lurkers are wondering…Wiser is 17 years old and in denial about his sexuality.
*goes back to staring at the wall
13 years later, the feel-good story of the day.
I love Adam Sandler movies. Especially the ones that have Allen Covert and Peter Dante. Stoopid movies are my favorite.
How about you just talk about the game and quit trying to shove your “enlightened” morality down our throats, m’kay?
Hey, CBS Sports – STFD and STFU
Adam Sandler is the reason why I haven’t been to the movies since 1998.
Adam Sandler demands Rogaine in his rider.
Adam Sandler pays people to watch the wall for him.
I guess Scott hasn’t seen 50 First Dates or Grown Ups 1 or 2. That”s My Boys cracks me up. I even like his serious movies. CiL stopped watching SNL because of Adam Sandler. I even watch the movies AS produces. Benchwarmers, Grandma’s Boy, Strange Wilderness.
Adam Sandler gets to take his friends to Hawaii, and South Africa, and other fun places by casting them in his movies.
I saw 50 First Dates, but I didn’t pay for it.
The rest of them I’ve never heard of.
Lipstick, unplug the charger and try to remove it when things cool down.
I loved Adam Sandler’s “Opera Guy” character on SNL.
I also love his Thanksgiving and Chanukah songs.
Scott, please tell me you’ve seen Grandma’s Boy?
‘Troy’ is on. Crap movie, but my daughter claims it was Brad Pitt at peak hotness.
And yes, she does not know what ‘bunk’ means.
At least I hope not.
Breitbart’s favorite movie. I think Allen Covert used to lurk at Ace’s. It is a “Classic” stupid movie. We quote it all the time.
Good thing Soho’s doesn’t visit anymore. She hates Troy. H8S.
I’d hit it. LIKE A TROJAN!
I miss Sohos.
I miss them too.
Here come the round balls of fun!
Eric Bana knows he’s fucked.
This person is idem-panromantic-cupio-graysexual.
Which means you are advised to not touch it even with XBrad’s junk.
Comment by leoncaruthers on September 13, 2014 11:07 am
Kendo or boffer larp, Alex?
English longsword. So when we spar we use these:
Plus there was a bowie knife seminar up in Denver which was fun. The instructor is a good guy who knows his stuff. Spent three hours going over the basic cuts, wards, back cuts, and thrusts, and then sparred for an hour. Plus, the cute redhead was there, so extra-win!
That profile was a cry for help.
Round balls of fun? Correct! Cardinals game is on, and they are ahead!
Achilles is about to hit the Trojan’s all Greek style.
Damn that sounds dirty.
Alex, possibly. But anyone who tries to help will be berated for being a cishet scum or something.
Have the Trojans ever played the Cocks?
Brew is at the Milwaukee game.
Sean, I don’t know!!! I do know that when I see USC, I don’t think South Carolina. Oklahoma State and Oregon State need to STFU too.
My very left-wing sister called me today to talk about her plan to go back to school. She’s got massive amounts of debt for a linguistics degree and now realizes that she can’t do anything with it, hates her job working at a non-profit, and wants more out of life. So she’s looking at applying to graduate school for speech pathology which will require another three years of schooling. Joy.
At the end of the conversation she asks me when I’ll be back in Portland and then says, “The next time you come to visit, we’ll go shooting.”
Say what? It turns out her boyfriend owns a PPK in .380, which I’ll admit that I did not expect. He may turn out to be an even better influence on her than we originally thought.
Cry for help or cry for a smack on the head? Is the problem here that these people never had a parent saying, “okay, snap out of it, playtime’s over”?
Oh, and she hinted that she wants a 1911. Apparently she fired it and loved it.
Very cool, CoAlex.
Ah ha, Alex, she’s thinking ahead for Christmas?
I’m watching ‘Troy’ so I can’t even make the obligatory gay ‘sword fight’ joke.
Anita is typing at Oso on the Faceplant.
I’m sitting here reading and she sounds like she’s writing a book on her machine.
“Whatcha doing? Talking to Oso.”
That can’t be good.
We’ve been canning and drying apples, peaches, and pears.
Tomorrow morning, while she’s at church, I’m gonna try and mop all the syrup, fruit, and sugar off the kitchen floor.
What a frickin’ mess…
Alex, sometimes people do change when they are in love. Last Thanksgiving, I was in DC area, and casually mentioned that I can teach shooting if anyone is interested. I did not expect my wife’s cousin, her husband and their daughters to say yes. We had a fun experience. Few months later we learnt that the younger daughter met this nice Jewish boy from Florida in dental school and they are going to marry next year. I strongly suspect this Jewish kid and his family are conservative. God bless them, and may they have many Hinjew kids.
Hahaha We were talking about dehydrators. One year we dehydrated green chile. Next year, we bought a garage freezer.
Tush, your cousin’s daughter is robbing a nice Jewish dentist from a JAP?
Hinjews, hahaha, love it.
Lipstick, I told dad, “At least getting her bf a christmas gift will be easy. Shooters always love ammo!”
Tushar, aka the ‘Indian Assassin’ teaching shooting skills.
English longsword. So when we spar we use these:
Neat. I have friends in Kendo, and I used to do something like it. Not sure I want to risk my joints on martial arts again, but I’ve been getting the itch since I stopped training regularly with the barbells.
Oso, I am looking forward to meeting this young man. From what I have heard, he is not the sort who tolerates princesses. He is joining his father’s practise.
When I first met this girl, she was little and I gifted her a stuffed monkey toy. They grow up so fast.
**wipes away a fatherly tear**
I need to find a different gaming group. So long as we’re gaming, things are fine, but if I’m around one guy long enough he eventually wanders into his leftist bullshit and equating the Tea Party to jihadists.
Phat, my. B-i-L touched a gun for the first time at the age of sixty, and put all shots in the bulls eye. I am proud to have taught him.
Dude is tough. He is an architect who is working on many American ‘nation building’ projects and has visited Iraq and Afghanistan many times.
This is somehow also the only hetero dude who’s somehow on the wrong side of gamergate. Which makes me seriously worry about him. He’s basically Scalzi with fewer publications.
CoAlex, I didn’t know about the sword fighting. I was in SCA for four years.
So, in hindsight, dragging that huge hollow horse behind our impenetrable wall was a mistake.
I realize that now.
Tushar, that is Awesome!
There was a real Trojan Horse, as I’ve heard it. No one was inside it, but it was just a bit too big to bring through the gate, so they widened the gate to get it in, leaving it much, much easier to breach.
Tush, that is awesome!!! Stuffed monkeys are way better than inflatable monkeys. Way.
Tushar’s theme music…
It’s not SCA, although the two guys who run the group met in the SCA and started this group because the heavy fighters weren’t interested in a study of the historical aspects. I’ve dabbled a little with light fighting in the SCA, but couldn’t stand some of the constraints which led to fighters doing things that would get the killed in a real fight.
He sounds like someone who accepts leftist “Talking Points” without any thought or analysis, i.e. “stupid”.
That he could equate wanting smaller, constitutional government with “jihadists” would indicate that he is, as “Red”(70s show) would say;
Sean, I love that movie, Don!
I need to watch it again.
I’m aware, Chris. That’s what’s so depressing. He ought to be smart, ad displays good problem solving, but he’s balls-deep in liberal feeling rather than thinking. He has a collection of positions that — taken to their logical conclusion — are mutually exclusive, and cannot lead to any of the things he claims to value. I can’t even argue with him, he has no ideology, just a mix of what he almost certainly believes are rational beliefs that nevertheless line up precisely with the left end of the left.
The only place where he’s not an idiot is gun rights.
Alex, there was a group in Baltimore (I’ll remember the name in a minute) that did the real fighting. No rattan and Freon can helmets for them, they used real swords and armor, usually stuff they made themselves. One of the women wore a chainmail bikini, and she was stewardess-hawt.
Sam’s had to recall a bunch of USA educational rugs. They had MS and AL mixed up. Whatev. (What is really scary is the fact that I was the only one at my Club that knew what prompted the recall)
Heh, stewardess hawt. I love it when meatups live past the weekend.
Pharmacy Team sat with me at lunch today. OMG are they a bunch of nerds.
Tempe pool stewardess hot?
Really need to caveat those statements.
Guarantee that there will be no hot FA’s on this 4 day trip.
If I’m wrong, I will take a pic with them.
That being said, off for a beer run.
How many Chad’s are you RIGHT NOW!
I’m about .4 Chad.
Will drink two more beers then go to bed.
Jay, thought the meat up was fun, just a normal weekend for me.
Every time some ad comes on with this song, it’s stuck in my head for at least half an hour.
I am .2 Chad, assuming Chad takes 10 drinks to go full Chad.
Joking. My liver has just now forgiven me.
I am at 0 Chads, but I plan on fixing that after Mini-me goes to bed.
Phat, you always have a brown guy put sunscreen on you?
Only when chinamen are not available.
In a just universe, this would me by theme song.
Ok, beer run. Back in 15.
I am 0 Chads, but the Captain Morgan bottle is eyeing me suggestively.
Just where is Shambala?
Did anybody sentence anybody else to 25 years in prison for kidnapping after their insanity defense crumbled today?
.2 Chads here too.
I regret not being in the pool more to hear more stories and to witness the Roamy Birthmark Target Remark.
Just how many Chads was Chad to think that was a good line?
This is mine, I think.
Jay, I have the idea that it is in Burma, but that may be completely wrong. There is some hippie song about someplace there. Maybe.
Jay, you had to be there. Chad was quite a specimen.
I wanted to be, Tushar, but it was not to be.
.0 Chads… so far.
I’ve had great fun with all y’all at meatups. And I would gladly share some Jager with you and Rosetta again.
I won’t let Russ have any, since he gets ill.
Googled it, Shambala is a mythical kingdom in Buddhism.
I googled it too, but I like the answers you get here, better.
I call it H2ing it.
Shambala is a a mythical lost city. Like Atlantis, El Dorado or Detroit.
I think Cyn was the only one ill at this meetup, not counting hangovers.
Sometimes Atlantis gets inflated to a lost continent, like Lemuria.
Sean, Detroit is merely a Lost City, not a mythical Lost City.
Seven Cities of Cibola.
I refuse to call it Myanmar. Burma it is.
And Tushar, WTF with Mumbai? Bombay is a perfectly good name and one I’m accustomed to.
I don’t know about theme songs, but most of the people here have one song that always reminds me of them.
Lemuria gigglesnort, that’s adorable.
Madagascar is what’s left of it.
You gonna have to tell us what the songs are, roamy.
Yeah, Roamy. My walkup music is Crazy Train. What is my Roamy song?
Raises glass to Osita!
My brother once posited that this would be the absolute worst song a MLB player could pick as his walkup music…
There’s been a quart of Jager in the fridge for about two years.
We can never find anyone who wants that shit.
Someone gave it to a German friend of ours.
He brought it over and dropped it off.
He won’t touch it.
Neither will we…
I am drinking Space City vodka tonight I have had about 10 shots so I figure I am 0.50 Chads
Maybe we don’t want to know what our roamy song is. It might be not so flattering.
LOLOLOL Sean!!! I’m dying!
Sometimes it gets shortened to just Mu. It’s as funny an idea as Atlantis and has even less evidence behind it, but it still comes up in occult stuff from time to time. It’s the reptoid conspiracy of the 1800s.
The Cyclones make another contribution to society. Perhaps the most important since Atanasoff’s digital computer:
This Iowa State Professor Created 100% Pure Vodka That Makes You Less Hungover
Sean, this would be the most epic walk up music ever!
That wtfsocialjustice entry is a teenaged girl, guaranteed. Talks like one and mentions how her parents won’t “treat” her for her perceived disorders….
I bet she’s a ginger, to boot.
Phat, Giancarlo Stanton says WTF?
Good job VMax!
We must keep Chad proud!
Btw, just bought a 6 pack of Old Style.
On my way to .6 Chad!
Stay in yo lane.
My walk-up song:
One of the players for the A’s was using “Careless Whisper” as his walkup earlier this season. I hate that team with the passion of a million white-hot burning suns, but I have to admit that was pretty awesome.
Oso, not sure Giancarlo even knows his name today.
That looked like it hurt.
I literally do this all the time.
I H8 the A’s from here to the moon and back. Pretty good song choice. I think Roamy should save our walkup music for a post.
I do usually cook it lightly to kill the bacteria, but seasoning is entirely optional.
Why? Did you lose a bet?
At least it wasn’t Corona.
Sorry, I’m on my Kindle and can’t change that to just a link.
Salt (fuck it) is not a plant.
Salt is a rock. I don’t expect most vegans know that.
Got it for ya, TiFW.
There goes my salt tree stock investment
Ok, I take that back.
THIS is my walk up music:
Let’s just say I prefer a certain type of woman. ‘Kerry Marie -esque’, if you will.
Quick question: I’ve been buying my digital music through Amazon for a while now, but there appear to be some things you can only get through iTunes. Is it worth downloading their shit and giving money to their creepy cult just to get a few things?
I am once again sad that I cannot find my copy of Monster Booty.
Sean, have you considered piracy?
It’s preferable to iTunes.
Lippy, I grew up referring to that city by three different names:
Bombay if I am speaking in English.
Bambai if I am speaking Hindi
Mumbai, if I am speaking my native language, Marathi.
I don’t intend to change that.
Now that I am a bit drunk, It is time to speak in my native tongue.
माझे तुम्हा सर्वांवर प्रेम आहे
I’m allergic to both rosemary and sage. Eggs, too. I want most of my food nekkid. No sauce. No seasoning. Salt and pepper. Fin.
Dr Bombay. Calling Dr Bombay. Bewitched/
Go Phat Go!
I use amazon Sean. I have a iPhone and so far I am mostly good. It is a royal pain in the ass to keep apple synched.
All my stuff is Apple. iTunes for me. I still say Ceylon. And Constantinople.
Mmmm, Bombay Sapphire and Tonic.
That spinal tap song is almost Chad- like in its simple beauty.
Spinal Tap: my baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo, I want to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Chad: I Can’t go up to the room! My dick’s not hard yet!
MCPO is “Do It Again” by Steely Dan.
Rosetta is that Duke Lion crap.
Laura is “Pizza Hut/Taco Bell”.
XBrad is “Brandy” by Looking Glass
Hotspur is “I’m Your Captain” by Grand Funk Railroad
MJ is anything by Dead Mau5
Jay is the Whipped Cream and Other Delights album by Herb Alpert
Sean is “Obscurity Knocks” by Trashcan Sinatras and anything by Jesus and Mary Chain.
Osita is “Seasons in the Sun” because it’s from 1974, like every other earworm.
Pendejo is “I’ve Always Been Crazy” by Waylon Jennings
Pepe is “Change” by Sons of the Desert
That Dave Gilmour is playing bass in that video makes me giggle.
Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it’s Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS “Istanbul (Not Constantinople)”
>>There’s been a quart of Jager in the fridge for about two years.
We can never find anyone who wants that shit.
**books a flight to Seattle**
I nominate Phat’s comment for the Hall of Fame.
>>Chad: I Can’t go up to the room! My dick’s not hard yet!
judging by the unwanted peep show I got, it was never going to be hard enough.
Herb Alpert? Interesting
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That’s nobody’s business but the Turks.
Jay, bonus points for the Tiny Toons video. Love it.
Damn, jay beat me to it!
Jay, IIRC, you mentioned staring at the woman on the cover of the album.
Bring the Anchor babies. We can take them to “Northwest Trek”. They can see bears, wolves, eagles, wolverines, martins, otters, badgers, elk, turkeys, and bison.
They would love it!
Sean is “Obscurity Knocks” by Trashcan Sinatras and anything by Jesus and Mary Chain.
My iTunes question arose out of the fact that I can’t get the album versions of several songs from the Trashcan Sinatras on Amazon.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD, DEVIL WOMAN!!!!
Brb, this old style ain’t gonna drink itself.
Phat gets “Thunderstruck” by AC/DC for piloting A-10’s, my second favorite airplane.
Lipstick, what’s your song?
AUGH!!!! Well-played, Rocket Chick, well-played. (Still think it should be a post)
Wait, phat was and A10 pilot too? How did I miss that?
Hahahahaha. You think loud.
Wow, USC is getting rolled.
So what is your song for me, Roamy?
Jay, yes, until he was injured and wasn’t qualified for ejection seat any more. I think he flew them for a year, including the deal in Panama in 1989.
A real life rocket scientist has a song just for me. I’m putting that shit on my resume. And maybe in my obit. **swoons**
One leg to Vancouver tomorrow for a 24 hr layover.
Yeah, I’ve had worse.
Anyone heard from Hotspur today? I’m kinda worried about HotBride.
>>Phat gets “Thunderstruck” by AC/DC for piloting A-10’s, my second favorite airplane.
I don’t want Phat to get a more swollen head than he already does, but how can A-10 be second most favorite? It is the most awesome plane ever made. The B-52 is a close second.
Or maybe that was the first Iraq war. I know he was in both operations, not sure if I have my aircraft straight.
Sean, there are a couple of songs I have purchased from iTunes because Amazon didn’t have the rights to them. Then I added them to my personal playlist.
Guess it would have to be Coal Miner’s Daughter. But that sounds dull.
It is pretty awesome, Tushar, but it would be hard to beat the P51 Mustang.
Second on the HotBride concern.
P-51 is my favorite plane. Drawing board to flight in 122 days, changed WW2.
**fistbumps Jay and passes over homemade mojito**
I’m with Tush on the A-10. Come on, it’s ugly, and the shooting is close in.
Die muthafuka die muthafuka die
Teresa, the Straight No Chaser 12 Days of Christmas. (your Advent posts)
Jay, I was a big power lifter back in the day.
Blew out a disk doing Deadlifts. No longer ejection seat qualed, had to go to heavies.
Best thing that ever happened to me. I never really felt comfortable in the fighter pilot community. Lots of Egos, lots of assholes.
I went to the C-5 and it was like I found my home.
Being in command of a crew of 20 guys/girls that flies around the world. It was a ball. Still got a ton of stories yet to tell.
Gimme some o that Mojito Rocket Chick!!
My song for Lippy is “Never Been to Me” by Charlene. Please don’t hurt me.
**also gives pendejo a big squishy hug**
Oh for God’s sake Oso. I will cut you!
Bitch is dead to me.
**passes over a mojito to Chumpo**
You need a song, too, an upbeat, happy one.
Well, if you are talking about the most consequential aircraft, it is hard to beat the P 51.
My walk up song:
Whit Light/White Heat
The Velvet Underground
But…but…but…travel. And angst. Mostly travel.
New song for Lippy: Red Red Wine. Forget the old song. Delete. Erase.
This is far, far worse than Tushar calling me a valley girl.
Damn, that neuheisel kid from ucla is cute.
Looks a lot like his dad ( who was also QB for Ucla).
You’ve been to Nice and the Isles of Greece…
Blames Roamy for starting this walk up music mess.
Of course I’m prejudiced. My wife’s grandfather and my dear friend for the last 25 years flew them in 44/45 w Maj. Richard Bong in New Guinea.
Bob is still alive and I’m happy to report that we have a gin and tonic at 1615 most evenings.
Tush, p-51 + B-17. Neither would have particularly noteworthy on their own. Together, they won the war in Europe.
Lipstick, “She’s About a Mover” by the Sir Douglas Quintet
Jay, if you don’t like Herb Alpert, make some suggestions.
I have no idea what you guys are talking about. Claire Chennault. We were the Tigers because of him. His name was CLAIRE!!!
WTG, Roamy. I get shanked for my link and you come in from the bullpen.
Travel is true, and damn it angst lately is true. But it’s such a pussy song.
That’s funny you thought of Red Red Wine — it was the first song I heard after dropping my bag in the dorm in London and hitting the pub prior to a year of some of the most fun I’ve ever had.
Another DEVIL WOMAN!!
Here’s the photo.
Bong is second from the right and Bob is third.
Let me investigate this “She’s About a Mover” song. Aspirational, right?
Love that song, Roamy!
Chumpo’s song has to be “Don’t Worry, Be Happy”!
i love that song.
Heh, roamy, I like Herb. Just wasn’t in the top 10 of what I was thinking about.
I can’t change what reminds people of me. I think it’s interesting what people pick. It’s usually not what you think it is.
*Hits Jay with a brick upside the head* Starts humming the theme from Love Boat.
*runs away crying. Waves stick arms*
Jay. I Still Fucking laugh my ass off when I think of that comment,
Hey oso, magic number down to 11.
Lipstick, it’s classic. Gotta have something good for you rockin’ a bikini.
chumpo, as much as you make me smile, I’m glad that I made you chuckle.
Jay, you can have more than one song.
Oso, I’m very aware of the flying tigers and Chennault.
It’s a true story begging a better movie be made.
I named my daughter after him. Seriously.
What makes me smile when I think about it?
Are you the bus driver?
No, I’m Mr. Chumpo!
OK, Roamy, I’ll take it with gratitude.
Absolutely a great story. Has there been a big name war movie made about The Flying Tigers? There should be.
Like A Bridge Too Far, or Midway. Bring in all the big names. Reanimate Charlton Heston.
Claire is a fat girl’s name.
I’ll just keep posting more songs, and maybe something will stick.
*looks for Pink Floyd and Fleetwood Mac songs, to stir the pot.
OMG Wow!!! I grew up on stories of Claire Chennault. Growing up on Taiwan we all studied Claire Chennault. My worldview was honed in the Pacific. Go Tigers!!!
And Shawn with The Breakfast Club reference from left field!
Sean, I know!!! I got schooled often for making fun of “Claire”. Stupid AF kids!
Turnabout is fair play, what’s my walkup song?
I’m roaring laughing right now Jay and my woman will make me go outside so there’s that.
I think reanimating Chuck would be a great movie ala weird science.
Army kids with their Patton BS.
Roamy walks up to:
10000 Light Years Away by the Rolling Stones
Really? She Blinded Me With Science. NERD!!!!
You walk up to
Rock It by Def Leopard or Herbie Hancock
(both great songs)
She Blinded Me With Science – duh.
Enter Sandman always reminds me of you, roamy, from “The Bus Ride™”.
*high fives Oso*
You mentioned this one recently, roamy. You could do worse…
JINX!!! Pick Poke you owe me a coke!
I like the music around this place. When I worked as the DJ on classic rock night at the bar, I once went 3 months without repeating a song (not counting requests). Only a couple people noticed, but I was proud I could do that.
How about this?
*shakes up can of Coke, hands it to Oso, walks off whistling*
Nice one Double 0.
Thanks for your kind words the other night also. Things are ok.
Nice one Double 0
Also, Thanks for your kind words the other night. Everything is ok.
…get the papers, get the papers.
I gotta put a kid to bed.
Here’s an oldie for me:
In the suggested videos from Roamy’s link. Nice:
Heh. For your Jimmy Two Times reference, here’s something from the movie that didn’t make it onto the soundtrack album…
TiFW got a 404
Fixed it, but now the whole darn video showed up again.
I get a 404 on your link ,TiFW, but it works if you take the www out.
The H2 walkup music:
Another one that was in Goodfellas but wasn’t on the album:
Roamy’s Cowboy Junkies made me remember their version of Sweet Jane. It’s hypnotic.
UGH. L8 night when I’m not alone and I work at 5AM. Slams Blog door multiple times. Throws in a few I H8 Us
Tropic thunder is on.
This movie is all messed up.
Never go full retard.
Tropic Thunder kills me a lot.
Phat, Dan hasn’t seen most of the source material for Tropic Thunder. I got tired of esplaining.
Me too, Chumpo.
‘Big Ass Titties!’
Made the mistake of asking Mr. RFH what my song was. “Black Velvet Band”. Um, the song is about a prostitute who steals and gets a guy thrown in prison then sent to Australia. But she has pretty hair, so there’s that.
The Magic Number for the Angels is down to 4.
making movies is fun. When the crew is big like in Tropic Thunder, its like a big crazy party.
*Rummages through closet for Halo tee* Knew it ALL along.
you do have pretty hair, Roamy
Dan came up with Crazy Train for my walk up music.
Oh wow…pack of coyotes just went running down the street.
Jay your Reagan video and the the H2 walkup music are slaying me!
At the end where they’re tossing food reminded me of Rosie lobbing butter across the table to hit Wiser smack on the chest.
Hahaha, just remembered Wiser presented a forearm with butter on it and I complained that it was *ugh* margarine.
Knew it ALL along.
Oh, me too. Totally.
*hides wrist scars from back in April*
They just showed the ‘never go full retard’ scene.
Robert Downey is so awesome in this movie.
Yes he is.
Kill this thread now, k? I need to work early and I can’t sleep as long as you guys are awake and being funny. This is how it works: I talk to myself, Sean brings the derp, Jimbro or Car in with the wakey wakey in the AM.
I’m going to watch the last episodes of last year’s Scandal. Goodnight Osita. Sleep well.
Good night, John Boy!
Going to bed. Night.
One of us fell asleep for about 90 minutes. That’s gonna fubar our sleep schedule for the rest of the night.
So …. Hell On Wheels was a shocker tonight. Carry on.
I erroneously id’d Maj Richard Bong in a photograph upstream. The pilots name is Leslie Nelson. Looking for the right picture now.
Hey, Mr. Chumpo. Looks like I’ll probably be hitting San Diego in early November. FYI
Hmm, hitting a whale’s vagina?
Let’s leave your mom out of this, J’ames.
This is why I don’t bartend. Fack.look at the time.
Wakey wakey maybe delayed tomorrow. Didn’t leave work until after 1 .
Ok, Brad. I’ll see you then. Shakespere’s and the Star Bar.
Here’s the photo I was looking for:
Maj Bong is sitting in the center and my dear old friend Bob Hamburger is under the wing.
Before you go, can I get a margarita? With Gran Marnier, hold the tequila, and use strawberry, not margarita mix.
And can I get that in a highball?
Also, hold the strawberry, hold the Gran Marnier, just a little ice, and plenty of bourbon.
(I love your avatard Car In)
P-38 wasn’t seen as a great success in Italy or the ETO, but man, did it ever have its day in the sun in the Pacific, especially in the hands of guys like Bong.
Yep. It was a good plane for distance and High elevation.
Bob tells a few good stories about the 9th FS.
He met Lindburg and flew with Bong.
Bob was shot down behind enemy lines in the Philippines. That story is un real.
Chumpo, the P-38 gets mentioned in the comments here:
Guilty pleasure confession time: I watch The Wedding Date every time I come across it. Love that chick flick, and Michael Buble’s soundtrack is outstanding.
Bridesmaids. Thats a funny one. Buble is a talented guy.
B Rad. Bring the Heat is looking good! I’m impressed with the range of posts. I’ll see you over there more.
Love Bridesmaids too. Made me fall in love with Kristen Wiig all over again.
She sends me.
X, this short article speaks to the P-38’s performance in Europe vs The Pacific.
Nice little article, Chumpo. But a minor nit. The P-38 shot down the first German plane during WWII, not the first plane. That honor almost certainly goes to one of the P-40s that launched out of Hawaii on 7DEC41, quite possibly George Welch.
Weren’t you at the Derp convention back on nineteen sixty-five
You’re the misbred, grey executive I’ve seen heavily advertised.
You’re the great, gray man whose daughter licks policemen’s buttons clean.
You’re the man who squats behind the man who works the soft machine.
I don’t mean to offend anyone but how the fuck does this thread have more than 450 comments?
What are you cocks talking about? STFU.
Chumpy we missed you in AZ. I did get to hang out with with xbrad which was a decent consolation prize.
No it wasn’t. It sucked giant giraffe balls.
But really, you all are fuckers.
Watch the Cardinals game tomorrow. Me and the young Henry will be there drinking large $100 beers.
Rosie, did I ever thank you for grabbing the check at dinner, and not my ass?
Xbrad, I wouldn’t touch your ass with a drone.
For those who’ve never met xbrad at a meat-up this is how it works:
Hours 1 – 5: “Does anyone have a spatula to pry this jackass off the floor?”
Hours 5 – 10: “xbrad speaks English?”
Hours 10+: “You know…for a complete douche-bag you’re a pretty good guy.”
Now everyone shut up. I need to sleep.
Didn’t everyone grab your ass?
Wait, now I’m remembering, somebody grabbed mine. Friday night, before I earned $20.
I’m pretty sure I got through the whole meatup without grabbing any asses except Dave’s and maybe Wiser’s.
They said something complimentary, so it’s a happy hazy memory. Nothing worse than a grab and a “oh, you haven’t been to the gym lately, eh?”.
So I’ve heard. From a friend. *cough*
You may have been going for Dave’s. Just saying.
Hosie, every MFer here wants another STL Meat. Make the Cake.
Return my email. and pull that narwhale out of your ass or just email me.
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