August 23, 2014
Categories: paris hilton whore, shut your whore mouth, Sodium Chloride Fornication, Tastes More Like Regular, Your mom likes this . . Author: Cyn, Widgets Fixerer
Men are generally considered to be horndogs who would jump any available woman, especially if she is sexy.
Not exactly true.
Weird. Not seeing a link to this post at the bottom of the old post.
WerdPuss = Assholes
Doxiebutt is going to make Oso very happy.
JimMom and auntie are up for a visit today. They decided last minute to head up and finally see our camp. My mom has a friend that lives one town down from my home home so she’ll visit them next.
Men are also immediately suspicious of any hot girl who WANTS sex.
Pupster has a point. Men still cling to traditional mating rituals like rags and ether.
Maybe for an hour or two.
Mr. RFH and his team are working on the trebuchet today. One of the team members invited his co-workers to come out and see them launch. All 38 of them. Trying not to panic because I’m assuming only a few will show up.
There better be pics/vid of said trebuchet, Romacita!
Roamy is attending TITS, right? And ofcourse, Cyn will be there.
>>Comment by Cyn on August 23, 2014 11:46 am
He stays away from orange color on his days off.
Speaking of rags and ether…
You’re in charge of bringing them to TITS.
Sean, I’m sorry.
I still remember when one of the TiFW cats was a wee kitten – would run around and pounce on Lady (RIP). Lady was very patient with kittens, and would let them jump all over her, occasionally joining in on the fun.
But one day said kitten was too rambunctious and Lady was tired. The next time the kitten started to play, Lady just took her paw and gently laid it on the kitten, making her lay down on the floor. Then she let it up, kitten started playing again, so down went the paw. Lather, rinse, repeat until kitten got the message.
We were laughing so hard.
157 CT state employees fraudulently received emergency food stamps after one of our bigger storms.
4 were fired.
Rough day, Phat?
XBrad, I hear that EVERYDAY.
My favorite is when a Chicago ground controller said, “Listen UP! This is like a big fat lady ballet! If we all go slow and look out for one another we’ll get through this.’
“DAL1176, say speed.”
“DAL1176, we slowed it down to two-twenty.”
“DAL1176 pick it back up to two-fifty…this ain’t Atlanta, and them ain’t grits on the ground.”
I bought the books.
Phat, that first conv, involving Jetblue, Embraer and Corporate jet. I hope they were all on ground and being asked to lineup for takeoff.
I hope they were not planes lining up for landing.
*sets blog on fire*
HAH. Last gif, L to R: Dave, Car in
Ghetto bar + fish sticks = heaven
Doxie butt!!!! The wieners wake us up by pawing us like that or pouncing. Sometimes both. Payroll cuts are killing me! I’m the only person here for 2/3rds of the Club.
This makes me angry.
The acronym I was trying to remember last night was “The Committee on Foreign Investment in the United States (CFIUS)”
If it helps any, kale jelly is Appalachian hilljack food.
Chicken on The Egg.
Yes! Fish sticks at the ghetto bar. Now we don’t have to worry about Hotspur starving.
Yeah, I don’t get it either.
Other than hating hipsters. I understand that.
It’s the line: “Brooklyn Babies are foodies.” It’s concentrated arrogance.
And yes, I hate hipsters. It is right and just.
Okay, I’m convinced, I’ve come around to Alex’s point of view
Brooklyn babies are babies. How the heck are they connoisseuring in any meaningful way regardless of their diet?
I hope the author is pelted with asiago and mango chutney by a fitful toddler.
Yup. It’s the worst sort of in your face passive-aggressive parenting. “You feed your child Cheez-Its? Our little Zoe only eats organic, gluten-free asiago crackers and hummus. See how wonderful of a parent I am? See how superior my child is to yours?”
Well, cheez-its are basically child abuse, but that doesn’t make her right.
We’re going out for Indian food tonight after Mass. I should send pictures to Tushar and ask him if it was legit.
I’m making Indian food for dinner after Mass.
Just got back from the Palm Springs Air Museum.
Did you get to sit in the planes?
How did you keep it from embedding Cyn?
Pups: I am using the “a href=” code; I insert the link after the equals sign and again between the brackets where you’d usually put words.
Fun! What kind of plane, Xbrad?
Seems like we’ve been seeing C-130s (or maybe just one, a lot) out of little Gateway Airport quite frequently lately.
That’s a McDonnell Douglas F-4S Phantom II.
You can land a C-130 on a carrier.
The boys’ school is reeeeeeally close to the airport so the view is pretty cool. This was the same airport a few years back where we saw the Antonov. I swear that sucker (headed in to land) was going to fall right back to Earth. Amazing.
Just saw Guardians of the Galaxy in IMAX 3D.
I am Groot.
Greetings, people who want to murder wordpress slowly and painfully.
A lot of asshole behavior is funny but this guy seems like a fucking smug cock who needs to be punched in the face.
Says he’s a part-time political consultant. If he’s a conservative I’ll suck a gorilla’s balls.
WordPress, Tushar… whatever.
Rose, punch me in the face if you want, but I kinda agree with the guy. If 500 people pay it forward in an unbroken chain, the first guy paid for the last guy, and it was a wash for everyone in the middle.
It is pointless.
Hard to tell if Rosie is gonna have to suck any primate balls, but the guy sounds like kind of a douche in general.
It’s looking like teh manlesbian may not have to do anything unseemly with Donkey Kong:
But former Republican-turned-Democratic political consultant Peter Schorsch had more courthouse time coming: In late June, he was charged with three counts of scheming to defraud and grand theft in connection with campaigns he ran.
He talks a lot about Charlie Crist on Twitter, so he may have made the switch along with that orange douche.
I’ll suck a gorilla’s balls.
We’ve already seen you do that. Come up with something original.
Jesus it’s hot today
*said from the pool*
Balmy 69 here.
It barely broke 100 here.
49 this morning, 91 this afternoon.
It mystifies me that football players, especially black ones, use the phrase “my owner” when they talk about the owner of the team for which they play. I can’t imagine using that phrase, I’m neither a dog, nor a slave.
We are Groot
What the hell does that mean?
I think it means they’re Dutch and have a high opinion of themselves.
Tush watched GotG. Quoted Groot. Best movie of the Summer. I quoted Groot, too.
I think she had a stroke.
Scott, Groot is one of the good guys. Looks like a tree. The only thing he can say is, “I am Groot”
What the hell is that thing? Mr Slim Jim?
Groot. Still a better actor than Kristen Stewart in Twilight. (I’ve never seen Twilight)
Rick Springfield turned 65 today. O.o
I love Groot.
Osita, Pepe, Pendejo, TexasJew, someone please tell me what is an appropriate gift for a quinceanera.
I need to groot the shower again.
Diapers was rayciss. Cash or GC to M.A.C or Ulta. Sharpies.
Sharpies was rayciss.
A hog to BBQ.
Penelope says a necklace. Basically a Sweet 16/coming out party.
Dave, I was waiting for some smartass to say tequila. You win anyway.
Penelope is nice. My grammo would give blessed medals. My Tias would give charms for bracelet or necklace. My Mom never had a charm bracelet. Her cousins did. Lalala Dan and I bought my Mom a bracelet and a few charms for her 50th. Easy gift now. Unless you find a 70+ yr old woman wanting charms sad and pathetic.
This should be good for a few laughs….
Guess who got to re-stack 8 pallets of laminate flooring today? Only broke 4 nails. I need to buy gloves for little hands. The gloves that The Club supplies are too big and keep getting caught up on stuff.
Bellini? Isn’t that a drink?
It is probably best that Mare has not met any Hostage.
Now I know it’s true that my neighborhood is getting younger demographically. Because I’m hearing something I almost never hear.
I loud party. With young adults. Screaming very loudly and carrying on.
Holy shit, I just remembered something else; was driving by some local condos the other day and saw a pack of kids playing ball on the lawn. Unheard of! I almost drove off the road. Wished I had a camera.
*A* loud party
Had some spicy lamb koorma. It was pretty good.
OMG, there’s a dubstep remix complete with a Singham Music Video.
Okay, if anything should kill a thread, it should be that.
parking lot party?
sounds like a house party
Is there a Banglar Party Van involved?
Leon’s killin’ the poor thread tonight.
Angels/A’s. Games that matter.
Scott is asleep and I am night-owl cooking. Stromboli. Oh yea baby.
Hope the smell doesn’t wake him up.
Leon, I got my technique a bit wrong while doing military presses, and pulled a muscle. Left side of my back, roughly in the middle. Out of commission for 2-3 days I am afraid.
Today I discovered that a bottle of good buffalo wings sauce can help cover up some culinary crimes.
Spent an hour talking with a guy after practice today. He’s a good guy, but hardcore libertarian. He started in on the “We shouldn’t legislate morality” crap. Ugh.
There’s a reason that a bottle of hot sauce is a soldier’s friend…
Outlawing murder was legislating morality.
I should have asked him if he thought there should be age of consent laws, drinking ages, speed limits, etc.
I may well be the only soldier to have never used the little bottle of Tabasco that came in the MRE pack.
You suck over here too, xbrad.
I remember going to school with quite a few kids that had had cleft palate surgery. Like quite a few. More harelips than “Fat” kids. Guy at work is 26, and I realized he is the only young person I have seen in recent years with cleft palate surgery scar. YMMV
Quantity has a quality all it’s own, Brent.
Maybe it’s me that keeps killing the thread, and not Leon?
Did anybody tell anybody else that they were too old to come crawling into bed with them every time they have a bad dream today?
Why? What did you hear?
Bubba’s sense of hearing is going. And he is attached to me and wants to make sure I am around. And he isn’t so fond of doing stairs anymore.
So if, say, I go downstairs to do something for too long and he can’t hear me moving around down there, he will issue an anguished cry from the top of the stairs.
Which is awesome when I am trying to take stromboli out of the oven at 11:30 PM without waking Scott.
Leon, Carin, Tushar (when did Carin become a redhead?)
You want us to bury jewstin?
I hear lots of things. Mostly clicks and squeaks.
Old guy docent at the museum was trying to explain the .50cal machine gun to me while we were standing in the waist of the B-17. I asked if he’d ever fired one. Nope.
Well, I’ve got a few thousand rounds through them. But go on, tell me all about the Browning…
Hahahahaha. Hadn’t made that connection, Tushar
Just humor the old guy docent, b-rad. That’s probably all he’s got going for him while you’ve got…um…well…er….
Okay, you can fuck with him.
Not sure about ALS, but this might cure ED
I saw that earlier, xbrad. For the fucking win…
I couldn’t keep up with the ONT. Trying to get some stuff done here, click F5 and there’s 30 new comments.
My beef with the cocksucker stopping the pay it forward at the Starbucks has nothing to do with the fact that it may have been a contrived marketing campaign. Who gives a fuck?
Maybe it was. All marketing campaigns are contrived. But maybe some of those people felt good paying it forward. Maybe it was a decent marketing campaign that forced 450+ people to think about someone other than themselves for one second.
Contrived or not that doesn’t seem like a bad thing.
This is the statement that makes me want to hurt the guy:
“This is turning into a social phenomenon and I had to put an end to it,” Schorsch said.
Excuse me Schorsch, who put you in charge of policing social phenomena you fucking douche-bag?
I can tell from your picture that you’re fat. I also assume you’re fucking lazy because you’re a “blogger” and you probably don’t get out of the house much.
So of all the injustices in your neighborhood, this is the one that motivated you to put some fucking pants on, leave the smelly confines of your basement and take a stand? Really?
To stop a pay it forward at your local Starbucks? Well done asshole. They will erect monuments in honor of your smallness.
Let me write the inscription on your tombstone:
“I was born with unlimited promise; a chance to make a change.
My fortune of dumb white privilege, plus an imagined sense of rage.
I feel my life has purpose, although it’s apparent that it sucks.
But I will die fat and happy knowing you bought your own Starbucks.”
Fuck you Schorsch. And please stop polluting the gene pool.
I know a girl who thinks of ghosts
She’ll make ya breakfast
She’ll make ya toast
She don’t use butter
She don’t use cheese
She don’t use derp
Or any of these
She uses vaseline
I prefer the viscosity of baby oil.
I just eat butter without the toast.
There is a new poat, gentlemen.
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