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BBF

Boobs. Abbreviated.

Hopefully just a filler until the original volunteer steps in.

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Born to a Greek father and Irish mother in Athens, she moved to Ireland at age four and was raised in Killiney. She reached a new peak in the presence of public consciousness in August 2009 after posing in a bikini for a controversial photo shoot for Food & Wine magazine; the magazine apologized after a bunch of numbnuts got offended and pissed and moaned. Her fighting weight is a tiny 112 pounds (bitch) and she graduated summa cum laude with an all natural 32C-24-34 GPA.

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 She’s tube-sock-worthy and needing a good spanking; her name to be revealed below…

 Ms. Georgia Salpa

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August 22, 2014
Categories: alcohol, Boobs, illuminati, Le Luc Long, misogyny, racist, TITS, Vaseline Kiss, You're gonna love my nuts, Your mom likes this . . Author: Cyn, Widgets Fixerer

361 Comments

  1. Comment by Satchmo on August 22, 2014 7:33 am

    I like bewbs.

  2. Comment by Car in on August 22, 2014 8:05 am

    she seems nice.

  3. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 22, 2014 8:10 am

    This is just Putin trying to upstage our President, again!

  4. Comment by daveintexas on August 22, 2014 8:16 am

    Wow she looks just like my neighbor

  5. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 9:02 am

    Dave, you should take some photos and add them so we can compare.

  6. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 22, 2014 9:07 am

    Dave lives next door to Kim Kardhasian (however you spell it).

  7. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 9:24 am

    Slow morning. Carin must be having trouble typing with her hand.

    I don’t see how she can possibly wait tables.

  8. Comment by Pupster on August 22, 2014 9:27 am

    My fortune cookie:

    “You are special in a way you will soon begin to understand.”

    Yep.

    Thanks for filling in Cyn.

    http://is.gd/Pozjk5

    http://is.gd/h9UcJ8

    http://is.gd/nZzSsf

  9. Comment by Car in on August 22, 2014 9:28 am

    It’s going to be interesting.

  10. Comment by Cyn on August 22, 2014 9:30 am

    Good morning, cool kids.

    My fortune:

    Smile. Tomorrow is another day.

    http://clipiki.ru/photo/68438.gif

  11. Comment by Cyn on August 22, 2014 9:31 am

    You have much pain, Carin?

  12. Comment by Car in on August 22, 2014 9:33 am

    Eh. It’s ok. I’ll take a bunch of ibuprofen to work. I’ll probably have to carry my trays differently.

    Hopefully I don’t drop anything.

  13. Comment by Colorado Alex on August 22, 2014 9:33 am

    Nothing a couple shots of Jim Beam won’t fix.

  14. Comment by Cyn on August 22, 2014 9:33 am

    Happy to help out, Pupster.

    http://i.imgur.com/W45zEoy.jpg

  15. Comment by Hotspur on August 22, 2014 9:47 am

    I thought Rosetta had this one.

  16. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 9:49 am

    He flaked, as I feared.

  17. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 9:50 am

    Unless he’s planning to do this at noon like some kind of megaslacker.

  18. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 22, 2014 9:52 am

    Hotspur, I see why you like the Daniel Silva books. I’m starting on The Kill Artist, and he sets it up nicely.

  19. Comment by Tushar on August 22, 2014 9:55 am

    It was Rosetta’s turn, but he could not get a decent full body shot of his favorite BBF model

  20. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 22, 2014 9:56 am

    Wow, the Ebola patients have been released, expected to fully recover. Guess it was good they brought them back here!

    NY Times Link annoyingly filled in manually.

  21. Comment by Tushar on August 22, 2014 9:57 am

    Avoiding images while commenting from phone is tough.

    Here is what I meant to link.

  22. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 9:57 am

    Tushar, I went to try and fix your comment, but there’s nothing there.

  23. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 9:58 am

    DAMMIT, now I have to fix that one.

  24. Comment by Pupster on August 22, 2014 9:59 am

    I’ve read a bunch of the Jack Reacher books over the last 6 months, unfortunately not in order, but it seems like Lee Child ran out of ideas around book 4. He doesn’t really “get” ‘Merica either, which can bug (he’s a Brit). Still, enjoyable escapism reading.

  25. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 22, 2014 10:01 am

    Seems to me like Reacher is the vision of America from the Left, and Reacher is the anti-hero. Violent American veteran, drummed out of the Army, taking the law into his own hands.

  26. Comment by Hotspur on August 22, 2014 10:02 am

    Jay, are you reading them in order? You don’t really have to, but it’s the way I’ve done it.

  27. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 22, 2014 10:03 am

    Yep, started with #1. I’m just into it now.

  28. Comment by Hotspur on August 22, 2014 10:05 am

    I couldn’t get into the Reacher books. Maybe because I started reading them after I read all of the Mitch Rapp books.

  29. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 10:06 am

    The Reacher movie unsold me on ever reading the source material.

  30. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 22, 2014 10:07 am

    I should say I started with the #1 Gabriel Allon book. I didn’t start with the 3 before it (the standalone and Michael Osbourne).

  31. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 22, 2014 10:08 am

    I was surprised with the Reacher movie. I was expecting it to suck because of Tom Cruise, but it was surprisingly good.

  32. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 10:08 am

    It’s been long enough since I last touched it that I’m considering a re-read of the Necroscope series by Brian Lumley.

  33. Comment by Hotspur on August 22, 2014 10:10 am

    I don’t think there is a bad book in the Allon series. I’m reading the latest book that was just released, and am of the opinion that Silva should retire the character. The last couple have been so full of backstory that there’s almost no real story. He won’t do it though because every one he writes becomes an instant NYT best seller.

  34. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 10:10 am

    It wasn’t awful, but I decided early on that I didn’t like the character, didn’t want to know more about him, couldn’t sympathize with him. Maybe it was Cruise’s portrayal, but I just never liked him.

  35. Comment by Pupster on August 22, 2014 10:12 am

    Seems to me like Reacher is the vision of America from the Left, and Reacher is the anti-hero.

    Yep.

  36. Comment by wiserbud on August 22, 2014 10:17 am

    The Reacher books have become too formulaic for me.

    Tough guy shows up out of nowhere. Something bad happens in town, usually involving someone with power in said town. Tough guy gets caught up in situation, along with female cop/lawyer/detective. Tough guy gets into a couple of fights, gets blamed for bad thing that originally happened, sleeps with female cop/lawyer/detective, solves problem and leaves town.

    I liked them early on, but it’s gotten repetitive.

  37. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 10:17 am

    I could relate better to Gary Oldman’s Dracula.

  38. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 10:18 am

    Wiserbud, that sounds like Bill Bixby’s The Incredible Hulk with slightly different fluff.

  39. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 10:18 am

    Other than the sleeping with the wimmens, anyhow.

  40. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 22, 2014 10:25 am

    I still like the Longmire books better. Henry and Walt are a hoot. The TV series isn’t even close to the books. The stories aren’t even the same.

    I’ve noticed that lefties hate the Longmire series, while more open minded people like them a lot.

  41. Comment by wiserbud on August 22, 2014 10:25 am

    Can’t stop laughing. my sides are killing me. can barely type through the tears…

    http://freebeacon.com/issues/union-hypocrisy-sparks-pickets/

  42. Comment by Hotspur on August 22, 2014 10:30 am

    Wiser, that article is so full of irony that’s it’s rusting.

  43. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 10:33 am

    It’s a snake eating its tail. You’d think it’d get the storied “rank and file, salt of the earth” types to realize that they’re just cattle to their union and their employers, but it won’t.

  44. Comment by wiserbud on August 22, 2014 10:34 am

    Wiser, that article is so full of irony that’s it’s rusting.

    “The average wage for a union-represented construction worker is $20.60, compared with $13.30 for a construction worker without a union,”

    duuuuuuuuh I wonder why anyone wouldn’t want to hire a union worker then… duuuuuuuuh……

  45. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 10:34 am

    Jay, have you ever used memcached for session management in a distributed web application?

  46. Comment by wiserbud on August 22, 2014 10:36 am

    You’d think it’d get the storied “rank and file, salt of the earth” types to realize that they’re just cattle to their union and their employers, but it won’t.

    well, keeping in mind that unions are specifically designed to protect the worst as opposed to promoting the best, is it any wonder that their members never quite figure out that their being taken advantage of?

  47. Comment by MJ on August 22, 2014 10:38 am

    Our offices are starting to organize. Chicago just did, which means others will follow.

  48. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 22, 2014 10:39 am

    I have not done much with session management, nor memcached.

  49. Comment by Tushar on August 22, 2014 10:40 am

    If the turd is serious about destroying ISIS, he can use US military very effectively. GOP Presidents have to use US Military power very gingerly, because they are also fighting an enemy-friendly domestic opposition.
    Turd has no such constraints. Republicans will support him, and he can crush democrat dissenters quickly by calling them racists.

    The military won’t have to fight with their hands tied behind their back.

  50. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 10:41 am

    Alrighty, I’ll just keep reading, then.

    And I prefer a disorganized office. I’d quit before I’d pay a cent in dues to any union.

  51. Comment by Hotspur on August 22, 2014 10:44 am

    What is the average wage of a union worker who is unemployed because someone will do the job for less?

  52. Comment by Hotspur on August 22, 2014 10:45 am

    My office should organize. You should see my fucking desk.

  53. Comment by wiserbud on August 22, 2014 10:45 am

    What is the average wage of a union worker who is unemployed because someone will do the job for less?

    Depends. Is he running a homemade sports memorabilia business out of his house at the same time?

  54. Comment by Hotspur on August 22, 2014 10:48 am

    Sports memorabilia? You mean selling his fucking baseball card collection on Ebay?

    I loved the part about him braving the August sun.

  55. Comment by wiserbud on August 22, 2014 10:49 am

    wow. Just… wow….

    How did this woman’s tongue not just leap out of her lying mouth?

    “Hillary Clinton is one of the most admired and trusted[???!?!?!? – ed.] public figures in America and should she run for President, she will run on her own record and implement her own vision for moving our country forward,” said Adrienne Elrod, spokeswoman of Correct the Record, a pro-Clinton communications group, in response to Ryan’s critique.

    http://tinyurl.com/ketyfn4

  56. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 10:50 am

    Importantly, can you see your fucking desk?

  57. Comment by wiserbud on August 22, 2014 10:50 am

    I loved the part about him braving the August sun.

    That cracked me up as well..

    That poor, suffering victim of big bad corporate America… oh… wait….

  58. Comment by Hotspur on August 22, 2014 10:53 am

    When I drive past a beach or golf course the first thing that pops into my mind is “Oh my, look at them braving the August sun.”

    I should get a special commendation for putting my top down every day.

  59. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 10:53 am

    I braved the August sun on my deck for about half an hour yesterday because OMG the sun was actually out for a change.

  60. Comment by Car in on August 22, 2014 10:56 am

    I could used some organized labor in this house.

  61. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 10:59 am

    Car in, that would mean your kids would stand around doing nothing while each individually claims that work rules prohibit them from starting these tasks without updated training.

  62. Comment by Hotspur on August 22, 2014 11:01 am

    And doubling their allowance.

  63. Comment by wiserbud on August 22, 2014 11:03 am

    Joyless scolds must be joyless and scold.

    http://tinyurl.com/oabbb6y

    also:

    http://tinyurl.com/o7t5dq2

  64. Comment by MJ on August 22, 2014 11:03 am

    The guys in Chicago can organize my balls in their mouth.

    When the company was privately owned it was well known that if an office organized it would be shuttered.

    Not so much today.

  65. Comment by wiserbud on August 22, 2014 11:06 am

    I could used some organized labor in this house.

    Do you really want to pay 6 people to mop your kitchen floor?

    True story: I was driving home the other day and I got behind a truck and some city workers who were patching cracks in the street.

    No shit, there were 10 people in and around the truck. 1 guy was actually doing the patching with a hose-like object. 1 guy was directing traffic around the truck. 1 guy was walking in front of the truck (I have no idea why) and 1 guy was driving the truck.

    The other 6 were standing around and watching.

  66. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 11:10 am

    When the company was privately owned it was well known that if an office organized it would be shuttered.

    I’m boggled at why the board of directors supposedly making decisions on behalf of the shareholders wouldn’t come to an identical conclusion.

  67. Comment by wiserbud on August 22, 2014 11:13 am

    I learned to hate unions on my very first job at 16.

    Worked in a grocery store. After about 8 months, someone comes to me and says “Hey, I just noticed that you aren’t in the union.”

    “”I’m not? Okay. Is that a problem?”

    “Oh, you are required to join the union 30 days after you get hired or you can;t work here. It’s great. You get automatic raises every 3 months.”

    “Okay.. so what do I need to do?”

    So they get me signed up.

    The next week, I got a paycheck for about 20 hours of work. $1.97.

    WTF???

    I go to the office. I ask the assistant manager “ummm, WTF???”

    “Oh, well, you see, you had to pay initiation fees and the dues for the 7 months that you should have been in the union.”

    “Holy shit! Well, do I get my back pay for the automatic raises I should have received over those 7 months?”

    “Oh no, of course not.”

    Have understood and hated unions from that day forward.

  68. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 11:16 am

    “Oh no, of course not.”

    In a sane world, this would be followed by a round of the Knock-Out Game.

  69. Comment by Cyn on August 22, 2014 11:20 am

    Fortune Cookie:

    A frivolous gift is a gift, nonetheless.

    … in bed.

    Ha!

  70. Comment by MJ on August 22, 2014 11:34 am

    My fortune:

    Romance is likely; strike up a conversation.

    I’m hanging out with Leon and HS later. Damn.

  71. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 11:35 am

    The barmaid was sorta cute last time I was there. I think. I may have had tequila goggles on when I determined that.

  72. Comment by wiserbud on August 22, 2014 11:36 am

    >>>I’m hanging out with Leon and HS later. Damn

    No pics please…..

  73. Comment by wiserbud on August 22, 2014 11:42 am

    My question is.. Why is this fuckstick still alive?

    http://tinyurl.com/q5gsraq

    we, as a society, are doomed.

  74. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 11:47 am

    We’re as doomed as every other society that reaches the “decadence” phase.

    And Europe hit that a lot earlier than we did.

  75. Comment by Pupster on August 22, 2014 11:51 am

    Where is my decadence? I demand decadence this very instant!

  76. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 11:53 am

    What really worries me is that this is the first time in history that the planet’s preeminent civilization has hit that phase sans frontier.

    I mean, there’s space, but we’re not ready yet, and we don’t even know for sure if that’s a place we can really live.

  77. Comment by MJ on August 22, 2014 11:53 am

    I would also like a bit more decadence.

  78. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 11:54 am

    You’re already floating in it, Pupster.

  79. Comment by wiserbud on August 22, 2014 11:57 am

    Well, no reason to watch this show anymore….

    http://tinyurl.com/khpbq43

  80. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 11:58 am

    Just go join the FSA, guys. They don’t have high entry requirements.

    OTOH, you’re white males, so you might have to work a little harder. Have you considered moving to Appalachia?

  81. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 11:59 am

    Well, no reason to watch this show anymore…

    They should pitch something to History channel where they debunk everything else on the network.

  82. Comment by Cyn on August 22, 2014 12:00 pm

    Decadence

  83. Comment by Cyn on August 22, 2014 12:07 pm

    Well, no reason to watch this show anymore….

    http://tinyurl.com/khpbq43

    Dang… Discovery just keeps swirling farther and farther down.

  84. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 12:10 pm

    But, but, Naked and Afraid!

  85. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 12:12 pm

    They should have just gone whole hog on that one, only used wimmens, and called it Lost in Lingerie. They’d save production $$ on blurring, even.

  86. Comment by Pupster on August 22, 2014 12:17 pm

    You’re already floating in it, Pupster.

    Well, this is fucking bullshit then.

  87. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 12:19 pm

    Well, this is fucking bullshit then

    It’s not my fault that you insist on swimming when you could just bob along in the Lazy River. Get funemployed and grab your EBT!

  88. Comment by wiserbud on August 22, 2014 12:19 pm

    Yeah, great idea. Keep the bald guy and the douchebag and get rid of this.

    http://tinyurl.com/pm8nxyr

  89. Comment by Colorado Alex on August 22, 2014 12:19 pm

    Comment by wiserbud on August 22, 2014 11:57 am

    Well, no reason to watch this show anymore….

    Sounds like Mythbusters has one, maybe two seasons left. No doubt they’ll devote themselves to “busting” Conservative beliefs.

    The Myth of Christianity? Busted.

    The Myth of Capitalism? Busted.

    The Myth of No Global Warming? Busted.

  90. Comment by wiserbud on August 22, 2014 12:21 pm

    To be honest, I haven’t watched it since they had Obama on and just gushed over him.

  91. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 12:23 pm

    I haven’t watched in years, Discovery basically died for me after the last season of Survivorman and Dirty Jobs.

  92. Comment by Hotspur on August 22, 2014 12:24 pm

    Hey, Cyn, if you hop on a plane about noon your time you could make our mini meat just in time.

  93. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 12:26 pm

    It would help us guilt Carin even more about blowing us off.

  94. Comment by scott on August 22, 2014 12:29 pm

    Never heard of it.

  95. Comment by Pupster on August 22, 2014 12:33 pm

    I can be a good show, I actually have learned things from them. But, yeah…a lot of typical liberal bullshit. What do you expect, they are based out of San Francisco.

    Haven’t watched it in years, but I always enjoyed them blowing up/destroying things.

  96. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 12:37 pm

    Kari is also only hot until you realize she’s a vegetarian leftist.

  97. Comment by Pupster on August 22, 2014 12:38 pm

    And kind of an airhead.

  98. Comment by wiserbud on August 22, 2014 12:41 pm

    Kari is also only hot until you realize she’s a vegetarian leftist.

    Who likes guns.

    They can all be libs for all I care. But when they start preaching at me like Adam was doing, nope, I’m out.

    Never heard of it.

    Hmmm.. It seems to me that it would be right up your alley.

  99. Comment by wiserbud on August 22, 2014 12:44 pm

    And kind of an airhead.

    You guys did see that she was cooling a beer in that picture, right?

  100. Comment by xbradtc on August 22, 2014 12:49 pm

    But it wasn’t a Bud Light Lime, Wiser.

  101. Comment by Car in on August 22, 2014 12:50 pm

    Hey, hasn’t there been some sort of recall on Corona beer? Is Wiser ok?

  102. Comment by Cyn on August 22, 2014 12:51 pm

    Hey, Cyn, if you hop on a plane about noon your time you could make our mini meat just in time.

    On my way!

  103. Comment by Hotspur on August 22, 2014 12:51 pm

    Depends on your definition of okay.

  104. Comment by wiserbud on August 22, 2014 1:00 pm

    Hey, hasn’t there been some sort of recall on Corona beer?

    well, that’s it.

    It’s been nice knowing you all.

  105. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 1:03 pm

    Honor and a privilege.

    *eats some possibly-recalled almond butter*

  106. Comment by scott on August 22, 2014 1:10 pm

    2-10 again tonight.

    Living the dream.

  107. Comment by scott on August 22, 2014 1:14 pm

    Home Depot is slashing hours. Wednesday was the first day they tried covering the plumbing department with one guy. That meant nobody was there for 7 hours.

    $600 worth of stuff was stolen, that we know of.

  108. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 1:20 pm

    Wealth redistribution once more accomplished via the PPACA.

  109. Comment by scott on August 22, 2014 1:21 pm

    Labor costs are down though.

  110. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 1:26 pm

    Home Depot needs some ED-209s.

  111. Comment by Cyn on August 22, 2014 1:26 pm

    Except the union guys; heard they got a raise.

  112. Comment by xbradtc on August 22, 2014 1:28 pm

    You should see this slick new toilet I’ve got.

  113. Comment by Tushar on August 22, 2014 1:28 pm

    >>Hey, hasn’t there been some sort of recall on Corona beer?

    **oh what a beer it was!
    **perfectly chilled!
    **and that refreshing lime wedge!
    **gets nostalgic, wipes a tear

    There should be more beer recalls.

  114. Comment by Tushar on August 22, 2014 1:30 pm

    >>xbradtc on August 22, 2014 at 1:28 pm
    >>You should see this slick new toilet I’ve got.

    Does it have that Japanese thingy that squirts hot water up the wazoo and then dries you off with jets of hot water?

  115. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 22, 2014 1:42 pm

    Hey, hasn’t there been some sort of recall on Corona beer?

    Yeah, they found out it wasn’t fit to drink.

    Fosters is being recalled, too.

  116. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 1:42 pm

    Dries you with jets of hot water?

    Man, the Japanese are clever.

  117. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 22, 2014 1:43 pm

    You should see this slick new toilet I’ve got.

    Is it out in the yard, over a hole, with a cheap wooden shack surrounding it?

  118. Comment by xbradtc on August 22, 2014 2:08 pm

    Shack?

  119. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 22, 2014 2:16 pm

    OUT in the yard, a little HOUSE.

  120. Comment by wiserbud on August 22, 2014 2:18 pm

    Quiz time!!

    Two new movies are premiering this weekend.

    1) Sin City: A Dame to Kill For: A film based on a graphic novel that is an obvious attempt to take film noir to an even darker place. Fun escapism. Certainly meant for a specific audience. Plenty of over-the-top violence, creepy villains, and most importantly, smoking hawt women in extremely revealing clothing, if they are wearing any at all. In no way is this film meant to have any basis in reality, other than the gritty world created by Frank Miller in the original Sin City

    2) Love is Strange: Yet another “Gay people are just like everyone else and isn’t it grand?” morality tale. Obvious Oscar-bait flick starring some people who you may or may not have heard of trying their best to show how wonderfully open-minded and trendy they are by being in a super-serious, overwrought, life-affirming gay love story about two 65 year old queens who get married. Sure to be plodding, preachy and completely unrealistic in it’s portrayals of all the characters involved. Look for it on Cinemax in about 2 months, after a perfunctory 2-day run on HBO

    Now here’s the tricky part:

    Guess which film is receiving rave reviews and which one is given a kind of smug, off-handed “meh, it’s okay, if you like that kind of fetish stuff.” type of write-ups.

  121. Comment by Colorado Alex on August 22, 2014 2:18 pm

    Yard? Yes. His yard? Not so much.

  122. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 2:25 pm

    Sonny Bunch liked SC:ADTKF

    And I know which one I want to see. Eva Green was smokin’ hawt in Penny Dreadful. I’m just hoping I can endure Josh Brolin. Sad that they didn’t get Clive Owen back for that role.

  123. Comment by wiserbud on August 22, 2014 2:31 pm

    I could watch Sin City on an endless loop, if only for the parts with Carla Gugino.

  124. Comment by PepeLp on August 22, 2014 2:34 pm

    +1 on Carla Gugino in Sin City.

  125. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 2:34 pm

    …and certain scenes of Jessica Alba.

  126. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 2:34 pm

    Specifically the ones where she isn’t driving or crying.

  127. Comment by wiserbud on August 22, 2014 2:34 pm

    …and certain scenes of Jessica Alba.

    …..Nancy…..

  128. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 2:37 pm

    Nancy Callahan, age 19. She grew up, filled out.

  129. Comment by xbradtc on August 22, 2014 2:45 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/o3mhjps

  130. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 2:47 pm

    Her misandric quote about women’s relative intelligence offends me.

    I guess I’m stuck viewing her as having little value beyond her physical assets.

  131. Comment by wiserbud on August 22, 2014 2:49 pm

    Her misandric quote about women’s relative intelligence offends me.

    but it’s her obvious lack of intelligence that makes her sexier. You can basically tell her anything and she’ll believe it.

    She’s what I like to refer to as “good stupid”

  132. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 2:53 pm

    What kills me is that I’m sure a man was in the room when she said it, but he probably just ogled her and nodded like a douchebag.

  133. Comment by Hotspur on August 22, 2014 2:57 pm

    I’m going to the MJ and Leon Show tonight. I hope I don’t get faggotry all over my clothes.

  134. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 2:59 pm

    Don’t worry, I’m planning a shower first, I shouldn’t have any on me.

  135. Comment by wiserbud on August 22, 2014 3:02 pm

    What kills me is that I’m sure a man was in the room when she said it, but he probably just ogled her and nodded like a douchebag.

    Seriously, is it worth arguing with that level of stupid? Just pretend she said the smartest thing anyone has ever said before in the history of time and then ask her to disrobe.

  136. Comment by Hotspur on August 22, 2014 3:03 pm

    So, Scott Brown lost in MA then moves to NH so he can run for senate again. Just another career hog trough feeder.

  137. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 3:05 pm

    Michelle Obama said the same thing recently, you’d better believe I’d take her to task on it if I’d been present rather than request she get naked.

    If I wouldn’t suffer it from an ugly woman, I won’t suffer it from a pretty one. They demand equality, I want to satisfy them.

    On the other hand, I guess the appropriate retort in both cases is to demand the creation and presentation of a sammich.

  138. Comment by wiserbud on August 22, 2014 3:07 pm

    Michelle Obama said the same thing recently, you’d better believe I’d take her to task on it if I’d been present rather than request she get naked.

    Michelle Obama =/= Carla Gugino

  139. Comment by Colorado Alex on August 22, 2014 3:07 pm

    If he kicks out Jeannie Shaheenie Fofeenie, then I’m fine with that.

  140. Comment by wiserbud on August 22, 2014 3:08 pm

    well, kids, have a great weekend.

    I’m off to the in-laws for the weekend.

  141. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 3:35 pm

    Michelle Obama =/= Carla Gugino

    True, but I see no reason to placate either of them. It’s not like there’s the slightest chance of positive payoff in either instance.

  142. Comment by Tushar on August 22, 2014 3:48 pm

    So the 290 lb, 6’4″ toddler did punch the officer and fractured his eye socket. I am assuming he did it in retaliation for the officer shooting him right through the eye.

  143. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 22, 2014 3:49 pm

    Linky tushar?

  144. Comment by Jimbro on August 22, 2014 4:11 pm

    Sin City is a series of 7 graphic novels. I wonder if they’ll make more movies beyond the two they’ve done so far.

  145. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 4:16 pm

    At the rate they’re going, Mickey and Bruce will be dead by the time they get to 5.

  146. Comment by xbradtc on August 22, 2014 4:40 pm

    Palm Springs Air Museum tomorrow is having an open cockpit day. The F-4 Phantom II.

    I think I’ll head up there and get my pic taken.

  147. Comment by daveintexas on August 22, 2014 4:42 pm

    oops

  148. Comment by compos mentis on August 22, 2014 5:01 pm

    Dave, from the looks of your avatar, you’re beard has gone quite gray. You might want to consider Just for Men, and I’m not talking about the all-male pr0n in your yank bank.

  149. Comment by compos mentis on August 22, 2014 5:02 pm

    you’re = your = I’m a tad tarded or a tard tadded. I donno.

  150. Comment by daveintexas on August 22, 2014 5:05 pm

    Hey CM. Kid’s puppy. Cute ain’t she?

    My actual beard (well the goat) is about half gray though. I kinda like it

  151. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on August 22, 2014 5:16 pm

    *waves at CM* Hi!

    Today is the TiFW’s 34th wedding anniversary.

    In celebration, I am taking Mr. TiFW to see Eva Green in various stages of semi- to total dishabille.

    The man is very grateful.

  152. Comment by compos mentis on August 22, 2014 5:27 pm

    Oh! It’s a puppy! Figgered it grew eyes and such since you hadn’t washed it in awhile 🙂

    Hey, Teresa. Congrats on the anniversary! Hope you have a great night.

  153. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on August 22, 2014 5:37 pm

    My fortune cookie is “Love comes quickly, whatever you do.”

    Well, dayum.

  154. Comment by daveintexas on August 22, 2014 5:38 pm

    in bed

  155. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on August 22, 2014 5:42 pm

    said the bishop to the actress

  156. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 5:43 pm

    Benny ate my shorts.

  157. Comment by osoloco11 on August 22, 2014 5:47 pm

    Leon, MaryAnn was a fabric eater. Gastric distress, but it could have been serious. We had to get hampers that had solid sides. She continued to eat blankets, sheets, afghans, and socks until she was 5. Happy Anniversary TiFW

  158. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on August 22, 2014 5:48 pm

    Happy anniversary, TiFW!

  159. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 5:52 pm

    He appears to only eat things that smell like my butt. Creepy.

    Also, Mrs. Caruthers is coming to the Evening with MJ. It will be like TiFW’s anniversary only more ghetto-bar-ish.

  160. Comment by lauraw on August 22, 2014 5:55 pm

    Happy Anniversary, Teresa!

  161. Comment by Jimbro on August 22, 2014 5:56 pm

    Stardog has eaten the ass out of our little guy’s underwear before. He’s not meticulous with his hygiene yet and the dog loves to roll in shit smells on her walks.

  162. Comment by lauraw on August 22, 2014 5:57 pm

    Also, Mrs. Caruthers is coming to the Evening with MJ.

    Squeee! Have her bring one of her My Little Pony dolls and take a picture of MJ sitting on it!

  163. Comment by Jimbro on August 22, 2014 5:57 pm

    Enjoy your anniversary TiF, happy happy!

  164. Comment by MJ on August 22, 2014 5:58 pm

    Hmmm. Sounds interesting. I should meet you guys instead on canceling.

  165. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 5:59 pm

    Don’t be a MareJ.

  166. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 6:02 pm

    Actually, at that point you’d be an MCPOJ. He pulled the same thing rather than go to the ghetto bar.

  167. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 6:14 pm

    Though he didn’t have the decency to cancel, he just never showed.

  168. Comment by xbradtc on August 22, 2014 6:48 pm

    MCPO is an asshole that way I guess. But if I had a choice to hang out with you, or with DG, I’d choose DG.

  169. Comment by Sean M. on August 22, 2014 6:52 pm

    Greetings, fellow malcontents.

  170. Comment by MJ on August 22, 2014 6:54 pm

    20 mins.

  171. Comment by Sean M. on August 22, 2014 7:09 pm

    My fortune cookie is “Love comes quickly, whatever you do.”

    http://youtu.be/8roSttUMKCQ

    Weird source material for a fortune cookie.

  172. Comment by Tushar on August 22, 2014 7:36 pm

    We generally think that your typical imgur user is a young, hence idiotic, hence liberal person.
    But this post by a cop, and the reaction of imgur folks (judging by 9000 upvotes, and relatively few downvotes) suggests to me that there is hope yet.

    http://imgur.com/gallery/l62iF

  173. Comment by xbradtc on August 22, 2014 7:56 pm

    Don’t start cheering just yet, Tushar.

    http://wtfsocialjustice.tumblr.com/image/95414939198

  174. Comment by Tushar on August 22, 2014 8:15 pm

    XBrad, I said imgur, not tumblr.

    Tumblr is a cesspool of mental sickness.

  175. Comment by Cyn on August 22, 2014 8:28 pm

    *cocktails before debriefing*

  176. Comment by xbradtc on August 22, 2014 8:29 pm

    They’re two sides of the same coin, Tush.

    What’s the drink of choice tonight, Cyn?

  177. Comment by Cyn on August 22, 2014 8:30 pm

    Absolut… from the bottle.

  178. Comment by xbradtc on August 22, 2014 8:32 pm

    Ooohhh, fancy name brand vodka.

  179. Comment by Cyn on August 22, 2014 8:33 pm

    The other (read “cheaper”) stuff doesn’t still very well with me.

  180. Comment by xbradtc on August 22, 2014 8:35 pm

    Well, in a couple weeks, I’ll be sipping quality beverages. Like Popov.

  181. Comment by Cyn on August 22, 2014 8:39 pm

    I’d like to try one of those NorCal Margs that Leon linked the other day, but tequila makes me a pinch nervous.

  182. Comment by xbradtc on August 22, 2014 8:42 pm

    Ugh, no tequila for me. It tends to make me ill and naked.

  183. Comment by Jimbro on August 22, 2014 8:43 pm

    Tequila has rearranged my stomach contents once or twice too Cyn

  184. Comment by Sean M. on August 22, 2014 8:44 pm

    Well, in a couple weeks, I’ll be sipping quality beverages. Like Popov.

    Well, la-di-dah, yer majesty! Make sure you stick your pinky out whilst you tip the bottle.

  185. Comment by Cyn on August 22, 2014 8:51 pm

    So tired today after I ended up fasting (inadvertently) for 23 hours for some blood work and abdominal ultrasounds. *whines* But I want to go dancing tonight.

    I already plan on heading out tomorrow night into Tempe to check out a few places we might could end up after dinner on Saturday, or Friday if everyone gets in early enough.

  186. Comment by Cyn on August 22, 2014 8:55 pm

    Is CoAlex around? I want to know if he’s heard of a dance called “Night Club”.

  187. Comment by jenn1964 on August 22, 2014 9:01 pm

    evening everyone

  188. Comment by xbradtc on August 22, 2014 9:05 pm

    Night Club?

    http://tinyurl.com/m46lsxr

  189. Comment by Colorado Alex on August 22, 2014 9:05 pm

    Cyn, are you talking about night-club two-step?

  190. Comment by Cyn on August 22, 2014 9:08 pm

    Hey Jenn.

    ===

    Yes maybe Alex, but I’m not sure; all the dance calendar says is “Night Club” with the only description as slow and romantic. It’s not something I”ve ever even heard of.

  191. Comment by Cyn on August 22, 2014 9:10 pm

    Country Two-step, sure; slow dancing, okay that’s basically just a rumba. But I’m clueless and now I’m curious.

    I’m googling your nomenclature now.

  192. Comment by Sean M. on August 22, 2014 9:11 pm

    http://youtu.be/5F718vM1hHE

  193. Comment by Colorado Alex on August 22, 2014 9:12 pm

    http://youtu.be/fwqiMVoNy74

  194. Comment by Colorado Alex on August 22, 2014 9:12 pm

    sonofa…

  195. Comment by jenn1964 on August 22, 2014 9:13 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJQCbE5CWHs

  196. Comment by Cyn on August 22, 2014 9:13 pm

    That’s exactly the vid I was looking at 🙂

    I fix that.

  197. Comment by Colorado Alex on August 22, 2014 9:15 pm

    Ok, so nightclub two-step was basically designed for slower pop music on the dance floor. The basic figure for the leaders is (1&) Rock Step, (2) Step to the side. Followers do the same only mirroring their partner.

    It’s a fun dance, although not my favorite, but nice for those songs that don’t really fit a rumba or swing.

  198. Comment by xbradtc on August 22, 2014 9:15 pm

    I’m watching the pilot episode of Buck Rogers. It’s even cheesier than you could possibly remember.

  199. Comment by Cyn on August 22, 2014 9:17 pm

    Seems to have a foxtrot tempo… quick quick slow; interesting.

  200. Comment by jenn1964 on August 22, 2014 9:18 pm

    You mean purple suited roller boogie doesn’t do it for you XBrad?

  201. Comment by Colorado Alex on August 22, 2014 9:19 pm

    Yup. The rock step on the first beat, the side step on the second.

  202. Comment by jenn1964 on August 22, 2014 9:20 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1W6OlH3ms0

  203. Comment by Cyn on August 22, 2014 9:23 pm

    I see! Nice.

  204. Comment by Cyn on August 22, 2014 9:25 pm

    Jenn – how are you pasting the video without it embedding into the comment?

  205. Comment by PepeLp on August 22, 2014 9:27 pm

    Erin Gray was nice to look at though, XBrad.

  206. Comment by jenn1964 on August 22, 2014 9:29 pm

    taking the http:// off

  207. Comment by Colorado Alex on August 22, 2014 9:29 pm

    youtu.be/XAMDfVHsxpk

    I love waltzes..,

  208. Comment by Cyn on August 22, 2014 9:32 pm

    Thanks, Jenn, that’s what I thought. I’ve tried that a few times and they show up like Alex’s at 9:29 pm.

    Seems that the best method is to use the attribute href. Grrrrrr werdpuss.

  209. Comment by Cyn on August 22, 2014 9:36 pm

    They’re all fun, but I think the swings and latins were always my faves.

  210. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on August 22, 2014 9:40 pm

    I can dance the Cupid Shuffle and slow dance, and that’s about it.

  211. Comment by Sean M. on August 22, 2014 9:41 pm

    If the world of 500 years from now is basically the Hyper-70s, does that mean there are Hyper-Ramones somewhere there?

  212. Comment by lauraw on August 22, 2014 9:41 pm

    Are you okay, Cyn? Why the ultrasounds?

  213. Comment by Hotspur on August 22, 2014 9:42 pm

    In case anyone is wondering, MJ is still a total flamer.

  214. Comment by Hotspur on August 22, 2014 9:43 pm

    Leon and his sexy wife are a blast.

  215. Comment by Cyn on August 22, 2014 9:43 pm

    “Cupid Shuffle”… another one I had to google.

  216. Comment by jenn1964 on August 22, 2014 9:44 pm

    If the world of 500 years from now is basically the Hyper-70s, does that mean there are Hyper-Ramones somewhere there?

    Even better would be a hyper Son of Sam who could put them all out of our misery.

  217. Comment by Cyn on August 22, 2014 9:46 pm

    I’m more or less fine, Laura; a lil’bit of curious swelling and some discomfort that may be related to some benign ovarian cysts. Also checking the gall bladder. Could just be that my prostate is out of whack again.

  218. Comment by Cyn on August 22, 2014 9:46 pm

    Thanks, honey.

  219. Comment by Cyn on August 22, 2014 9:50 pm

    My curiosity is fully piqued: Imma go check out this Nightclub two-step.

    I’ll be back to conduct lessons for erryone!

  220. Comment by lauraw on August 22, 2014 9:52 pm

    :>(

    OK. Well, stop it.

  221. Comment by Cyn on August 22, 2014 9:52 pm

    I leave you with this…

    ♥

  222. Comment by Cyn on August 22, 2014 9:53 pm

    Yes ma’am 😀

  223. Comment by jenn1964 on August 22, 2014 9:53 pm

    word of warning everyone – do not try the new beefy frito burrito from taco bell. it is horrendous.

  224. Comment by scott on August 22, 2014 10:01 pm

    I tried Taco Bell once, about 20 years ago,

  225. Comment by ChrisP on August 22, 2014 10:04 pm

    http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/

    Why yes, I am easily amused…

  226. Comment by Car in on August 22, 2014 10:07 pm

    blergy

  227. Comment by Sean M. on August 22, 2014 10:08 pm

    I give Taco Bell a wide berth. There was some…unpleasantness.

  228. Comment by lauraw on August 22, 2014 10:08 pm

    I leave you with this…

    ♥

    Hah! Awesomesauce. Dick Cheney, with PermaSneer™

  229. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 10:11 pm

    MJ is real, as is Hotspur’s t-shirt and deep generosity.

  230. Comment by Car in on August 22, 2014 10:11 pm

    So, when I passed out I hit my face. It is really fricken sore today.

  231. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 10:14 pm

    I’ve had that happen. Tripped jumping over a fence and hurt my shoulder, then realized two days later that I also bunged up my knee.

  232. Comment by daveintexas on August 22, 2014 10:17 pm

    I had Taco Bell tonight. Step back.

    Cyn I hope everything’s ok.

    Car in ANSWER THE FUCKIN PHONE *I’m sorry about your owwie hand*

  233. Comment by xbradtc on August 22, 2014 10:18 pm

    I’m pretty OK with the spandex (on the girls, anyway), and the purple, and even not terribly upset with the roller, but the late 70s boogie can go fuck itself.

  234. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on August 22, 2014 10:18 pm

    http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/aug/21/obama-tribute-sparks-backlash-in-new-jersey-town-o/#ixzz3BB0n9R5u

    Hahahahahaha. Oddly, I am just fine with them naming a parasitic worm after Obama.

  235. Comment by xbradtc on August 22, 2014 10:19 pm

    Everybody loves Erin Gray, but Pamela Hensley was no slouch either.,

    http://tinyurl.com/omj92wu

  236. Comment by Hotspur on August 22, 2014 10:20 pm

    It was an awesome mini meatup. The ghetto bar will never be the same.

  237. Comment by scott on August 22, 2014 10:21 pm

    She’s just avoiding MJ.

  238. Comment by Hotspur on August 22, 2014 10:21 pm

    Oh, and MJ and I had …. wait for it…. fish sticks.

  239. Comment by xbradtc on August 22, 2014 10:22 pm

    http://www.businessinsider.com/spacex-explode-2014-8?utm_content=buffercce98&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer

  240. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 10:23 pm

    It’s true, I finished Hotspur’s because he was too full.

  241. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 10:26 pm

    I also talked too much about farm animals.

  242. Comment by Sean M. on August 22, 2014 10:27 pm

    “…a parasitic hairworm, “paragordius obamai,” an all-female species that is able to reproduce without a male. It was discovered in Kenya, the land of Mr. Obama’s father birth.”

    Fixt for you teabaggin’ rednecks.

  243. Comment by Phat on August 22, 2014 10:30 pm

    Crap, posted some stuff on the wrong thread!

    Oh well, doing some company mandated CBT’s while watching ‘7 Psychopaths’ on HBO.

    That movie is very wrong, but I liked it.

  244. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 10:31 pm

    CBT? I remember this acronym from the pr0n. I am hoping it is the other one.

  245. Comment by scott on August 22, 2014 10:31 pm

    Mini meat is over already?

  246. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 10:33 pm

    MJ has to work tomorrow, and Mrs. Caruthers was pretty tired and she was my DD.

  247. Comment by Phat on August 22, 2014 10:34 pm

    As of now my Sept flight schedule looks good for TITS.

    Sadly, I’m trying to modify my schedule so I can go with my eldest to campus visit of Mizzou later in the month, so things may change.

    If that weekend remains clear I have the kitchen pass to go. Just will hop on a Southwest jumpseat and magically appear at the party.

  248. Comment by Phat on August 22, 2014 10:37 pm

    Leon,

    Computer Based Training.

    Takes 4 hours to accomplish, they pay you 1 hour of flight pay to do it.

    I use an auto click program and check on it every 15-30 to see if I need to do a quiz.

  249. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 10:38 pm

    Okay, that’s what I hoped it was.

  250. Comment by xbradtc on August 22, 2014 10:39 pm

    Phat, tell me the training is more SHARP and ADAP than “How to fly the 737.”

  251. Comment by jenn1964 on August 22, 2014 10:40 pm

    I don’t know it might be amusing to see someone trying to fly while engaged in the other CBT.

  252. Comment by Sean M. on August 22, 2014 10:41 pm

    Did anybody tell anybody else a long, involved joke and then totally fuck up the punchline today?

  253. Comment by Vmaximus on August 22, 2014 10:43 pm

    Is it me or is my MJ detector busted?
    (Ha Ha messin with you MJ!)

    On my new bosses 3rd day, I get an email saying he wants to link with me on that link place.
    ?

  254. Comment by jenn1964 on August 22, 2014 10:43 pm

    a long involved joke with a fucked up punchline – isn’t that Obama’s presidency?

  255. Comment by Colorado Alex on August 22, 2014 10:47 pm

    Cyn,

    Now I know that I’ll have at least one dance partner for TITS!

  256. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 10:49 pm

    Shoot, I totally forgot to check if MJ was taller.

    I think he was taller.

  257. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on August 22, 2014 10:49 pm

    Get better, Cyn!

  258. Comment by Phat on August 22, 2014 10:50 pm

    Xbrad,

    It’s a weird hodgepodge of crap.

    Fuel Efficiency, Friendly Customer Relations, Winter Weather Ops, some other BS I’ve already forgotten, and 2 737 systems training modules (Bleed Air and Ice & Rain).

    I only paid attention to the aircraft systems, can never study that stuff too much,

  259. Comment by scott on August 22, 2014 10:50 pm

    Did you check his shoes?

  260. Comment by xbradtc on August 22, 2014 10:51 pm

    CoLex, are you coming to TITS?

  261. Comment by Phat on August 22, 2014 10:51 pm

    TiFW,

    Hope you got my email.

    Sorry I can’t make it.

    Happy Anniversary!

  262. Comment by Colorado Alex on August 22, 2014 10:51 pm

    http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/
    Why yes, I am easily amused…

    Where are the bewbs? DbD does naked bewbs every other day now, right?

  263. Comment by Vmaximus on August 22, 2014 10:53 pm

    I am glad I will get to see phat at TiTs
    Sorry I went all hermit on you in Houston

  264. Comment by Colorado Alex on August 22, 2014 10:53 pm

    Comment by xbradtc on August 22, 2014 10:51 pm
    CoLex, are you coming to TITS?

    Yes. I was going to be working somewhere else, but I’m planning to pull out of there so I can come.

  265. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 22, 2014 10:55 pm

    Did you check his shoes?

    No. He might have been wearing lifts.

  266. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on August 22, 2014 10:56 pm

    Awww….we’ll miss you, phat – had a Vietnam chopper pilot who was really looking forward to trading stories with you!

  267. Comment by xbradtc on August 22, 2014 11:00 pm

    Pull out…. come… TITS… I C WUT U DID THAR

  268. Comment by ChrisP on August 22, 2014 11:00 pm

    CA,
    I really liked the rank on Holder, even without the bewbs…

  269. Comment by phat on August 22, 2014 11:02 pm

    TiFW,

    He would have known right away I was never in Nam.

  270. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on August 22, 2014 11:03 pm

    LOL!!!!!

  271. Comment by phat on August 22, 2014 11:05 pm

    TiFW,

    I tried to get down there, but Mom said she didn’t need me, save the trip for later.

    Plus, had to see the Doc again today because this eye infection will not freakin’ go away!

    I have eye-Bola.

  272. Comment by scott on August 22, 2014 11:05 pm

    Alex, these things are magic.

    You have to go.

  273. Comment by jenn1964 on August 22, 2014 11:05 pm

    vietnam flashbacks
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jWGJ3pyLgs

  274. Comment by phat on August 22, 2014 11:18 pm

    Jenn,

    That was AWESOME.

    How have never seen that?

    My Dad was a ’64 grad from the Air Force Academy and a F-100 pilot in Vietnam, 217 combat missions.

    http://tinyurl.com/nq7qu7j

    PhatDad was at Tuy Hoa for two combat tours.

    He passed 10 yrs ago, which sucks. FUCK YOU CANCER!

    Because he would have fit right in with you assholes.

  275. Comment by phat on August 22, 2014 11:20 pm

    Crap, do embeds still ‘break the blog’?

    Let me know and I’ll fix it.

  276. Comment by jenn1964 on August 22, 2014 11:22 pm

    How have never seen that?

    because we’re getting weaker while charlie’s getting stronger

  277. Comment by xbradtc on August 22, 2014 11:26 pm

    Apocalypse Now was just about my favorite movie in high school. Now, I can’t stand it

  278. Comment by jenn1964 on August 22, 2014 11:32 pm

    there were snippets of a good movie in it but overall it was a hot steamy mess.

  279. Comment by phat on August 22, 2014 11:32 pm

    Fair warning to all affected Hostages!

    Sept layovers are:

    Vancouver
    San Fran (x2)
    Mexico City (x2)
    Seattle (x3)
    San Diego
    LAX
    Wichita (?)
    Pittsburgh

    If you live in one of the affected areas the usual deal applies: 1st meal with a newly met Hostage is always on me.

  280. Comment by phat on August 22, 2014 11:37 pm

    That Wichita layover is a weird one.

    Haven’t flown there in a civilian airplane in 12 years.

    Probably a Maintenance ferry flight. I think most of our paint work is done there.

  281. Comment by jenn1964 on August 22, 2014 11:38 pm

    Cool, I’ll try and make sure I am around at least one of the days.

  282. Comment by jenn1964 on August 22, 2014 11:39 pm

    XBrad,

    I know after watching Buck Rodgers you need a musical pick me up
    http://www.mixcloud.com/chrisziegler/minimix-april-2014/

  283. Comment by xbradtc on August 22, 2014 11:41 pm

    I still haven’t finished fapping to Erin Gray watching Buck Rogers.

  284. Comment by jenn1964 on August 22, 2014 11:45 pm

    I think you have the strike out backwards

  285. Comment by xbradtc on August 22, 2014 11:52 pm

    http://xbradtc.com/2010/11/08/load-heat-108/

  286. Comment by Sean M. on August 23, 2014 12:01 am

    Fun Fact: Seasonal allergies are not made any more pleasant by a pimple located directly inside the opening to one’s nostril.

  287. Comment by phat on August 23, 2014 12:03 am

    Why Did anyone think putting Gil Gerard in skin tight spandex would work?

    Did the man have no agent?

    Buck Rodgers with Leather jacket and guns in shoulder + thigh holster = longer career for Gil.

  288. Comment by jenn1964 on August 23, 2014 12:07 am

    it was the 70’s, an era when good taste was something you only found in restaurants.

  289. Comment by phat on August 23, 2014 12:11 am

    Great idea for a reboot.

    Buck goes to the same pansy ass utopia as the first movie.

    This time he’s an astronaut from Texas.

    *Upon Awakening* ‘Bring me a Leather Duster, two holsters to carry whatever bad ass sidearms you use, one for under my left arm, one for my right thigh.’

    I will also require you give me an injection of whatever works for Viagra in this fucked up time and DELIVER ERIN GREY TO ME NOW!

  290. Comment by xbradtc on August 23, 2014 12:11 am

    When I think of 70s restaurants, for some reason I keep thinking of Shakey’s Pizza.

  291. Comment by phat on August 23, 2014 12:12 am

    *or in 30 mins, depending on efficacy.

  292. Comment by Mr Chumpo on August 23, 2014 12:19 am

    Phat, I go San Diego. Love to hate a Hostage. I leave for Lincoln NE on 30 Sept. But for TEETS I’m game.
    send me an electronic mail. Jeskickin(at)yahoo(der)com

    Star Bar?
    Ballast Point?

  293. Comment by xbradtc on August 23, 2014 12:20 am

    Not hitting San Dog until November.

  294. Comment by phat on August 23, 2014 12:25 am

    Jenn,

    I will let you know the dates once I get done trip trading to try and get my daughters weekend at Mizzou off.

    I’m usually at the Sheraton downtown by the convention center, but familiar with Capitol Hill. Can get there easily.

    Really weird thing and maybe the first time I’ve mentioned it, but I’ve always felt comfortable in the gay/hipster parts of town.

    Key West, Portland, Seatte, San Fran, no issue.

    Well, minor issue in Key West when I was at a gay bar with my (gay) co-pilot and a guy squeezed my bicep and called me a ‘Sexy Bear’.

    Had to ask WTF?
    It was explained to me.
    Time to leave.

  295. Comment by Cyn on August 23, 2014 12:26 am

    Dance lesson was fun, great teacher. Not enough guys to dance more after the lesson though. There’s another tomorrow night, same teacher, that I will hit before a bit of bar shopping in Tempe.

  296. Comment by Mr Chumpo on August 23, 2014 12:26 am

    C’mon, B. Shakespeare’s.

    Bangers and Mash

    Soccer fans.

    Me and Phat. Irish Carbombs.

  297. Comment by Cyn on August 23, 2014 12:27 am

    Glad things are looking good for you to come to TITS, Phat!

    —

    Happy Ani TiFW and Mr. TiFW!

  298. Comment by Sean M. on August 23, 2014 12:29 am

    I will also require you give me an injection of whatever works for Viagra in this fucked up time and DELIVER ERIN GREY TO ME NOW!

    Since this is a reboot, you’d better make that Future Viagra a double.

    http://tinyurl.com/npw8ncf

  299. Comment by xbradtc on August 23, 2014 12:30 am

    Shakespeare’s is actually where I’ll be heading. Just not til November.

  300. Comment by Mr Chumpo on August 23, 2014 12:31 am

    Kitty. glad you’re dancing. find yer vitality. Storms coming.
    xoxo

  301. Comment by phat on August 23, 2014 12:31 am

    Cyn, I can’t pull the trigger on hotels until the 25th.

    Any rooms left at the mission palms?

  302. Comment by xbradtc on August 23, 2014 12:31 am

    http://tinyurl.com/n6n3xe5

  303. Comment by Cyn on August 23, 2014 12:33 am

    As far as I know, yes still rooms available, Phat. Just reserve it now. You’re coming. I insist upon it.

  304. Comment by Cyn on August 23, 2014 12:35 am

    It really was a good time, Chumpo. I was kinda bummed that there weren’t more guys at this location but I have stopped by this other place and I know that there will be lots more. Was a nice and flattering ego-boost that one of the guys looked a bit sad that I was leaving.

  305. Comment by daveintexas on August 23, 2014 12:37 am

    I will be in Arizona over the Labor Day weekend!!!

  306. Comment by phat on August 23, 2014 12:37 am

    Sean,

    Allow Buck to rephrase.

    ‘DELIVER THE OFFICER (PREVIOUSLY PLAYED BY ERIN GREY) TO MY QUARTERS NOW.’

    twiky* Buck there are 3 genders now.

    ‘PLEASE ENSURE THAT IS STILL A CHICK’

    ‘BUCK OUT’

    ‘BTW BUCK IS NOT JUDGING YOUR 25th CENTURY CULTURE’

  307. Comment by Cyn on August 23, 2014 12:38 am

    Labor Day here we come!

  308. Comment by Mr Chumpo on August 23, 2014 12:38 am

    Well, he probably never saw a bombshell before.
    gotta go.
    BBL

  309. Comment by daveintexas on August 23, 2014 12:41 am

    heh.. I have to work more tomorrow.

    I love you idiots

  310. Comment by Cyn on August 23, 2014 12:43 am

    Oooooooooo, yer good Chumpo.

    Mmmmmwah

  311. Comment by Cyn on August 23, 2014 12:43 am

    I’m calling it too.

    Hugs and Love to you all.

  312. Comment by xbradtc on August 23, 2014 12:44 am

    Quitters.

  313. Comment by Sean M. on August 23, 2014 12:44 am

    Nobody puts Cyn in a corner.

  314. Comment by phat on August 23, 2014 12:46 am

    What was the hotel code for our group? anyone remember?

  315. Comment by xbradtc on August 23, 2014 12:49 am

    Redacted

  316. Comment by phat on August 23, 2014 12:55 am

    Xbrad,

    I can get the room cheaper using my airline discount, but want to make sure Cyn has had enough rooms reserved that we have the hospitality room.

  317. Comment by xbradtc on August 23, 2014 1:00 am

    That’s my concern as well, Phat.

  318. Comment by Mr Chumpo on August 23, 2014 1:05 am

    I think we made it. Tushar put us over the top, or something. You can have my room, Phat. I don’t sleep.

  319. Comment by xbradtc on August 23, 2014 1:18 am

    Buck saved the day. There was more cheez than a whole can of Cheezwiz.

  320. Comment by Mr Chumpo on August 23, 2014 1:29 am

    Dibity dibity dibity You tapped much ass, Buck!

  321. Comment by Sean M. on August 23, 2014 1:30 am

    I have reserved the …… **rest of the text redacted for giving out very specific information**

    ———-

    I hear the rooftop pool is especially nice.

  322. Comment by phat on August 23, 2014 1:32 am

    OK, room booked.

    I’m tentatively in.

  323. Comment by phat on August 23, 2014 1:35 am

    I hear the rooftop pool is especially nice.

    *packs thong

  324. Comment by Mr Chumpo on August 23, 2014 1:35 am

    Now yer cookin’

  325. Comment by Sean M. on August 23, 2014 3:11 am

    I, I wish you could derp
    Like the dolphins, like dolphins can derp
    Though nothing,
    nothing will keep us together
    We can beat them, for ever and ever

  326. Comment by PepeLp on August 23, 2014 7:11 am

    Morning, children.

  327. Comment by Tushar on August 23, 2014 7:45 am

    Ha ha ha!
    May be a tad pretentious, but not entirely wrong.

    http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/2014/08/14/

  328. Comment by PepeLp on August 23, 2014 7:46 am

    A balmy 49 degrees here this morning.

  329. Comment by Tushar on August 23, 2014 7:49 am

    I edited Sean’s comment above.

  330. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 23, 2014 8:18 am

    Well, Western Civilization, anyhow.

  331. Comment by Car in on August 23, 2014 8:32 am

    wakey wakey

  332. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 23, 2014 8:32 am

    Completely overcast here but too warm to actually rain. Ought to make for some sweaty mowing today.

  333. Comment by Car in on August 23, 2014 8:34 am

    I have a soccer game and bartending double. So no run for me before work today. boo hiss.

    Serving was ok, although people kept trying to carry shit for me. I proved I could do it. The only issue I had was when i’d accidently hit my hand on something.

    I’m not sure bartending is going to be as pain free. what eve. gripping the bottles – I’m going to need to adjust my technique.

  334. Comment by Jimbro on August 23, 2014 8:47 am

    The pinkie finger is important for a power grip.

  335. Comment by Car in on August 23, 2014 8:48 am

    Exactly. Power grip for my power pour.

  336. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 23, 2014 8:58 am

    I drank too much last night. I am fat today.

  337. Comment by daveintexas on August 23, 2014 9:03 am

    how’s your hand hon?

  338. Comment by Car in on August 23, 2014 9:18 am

    It’s ok. looks gross.

  339. Comment by Tushar on August 23, 2014 9:25 am

    http://imgur.com/gallery/XSAThqx

  340. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 23, 2014 9:31 am

    Chair collapsed right after that.

  341. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 23, 2014 9:38 am

    I mean, it had to, right? It wasn’t like some adamantium chair?

  342. Comment by Tushar on August 23, 2014 9:45 am

    **knock knock**
    Who is it?
    Police.
    What do you want?
    We want to have a chat with you.
    How many are you?
    Three.
    So, chat among yourself. I am busy.

  343. Comment by scott on August 23, 2014 9:48 am

    “one of the guys looked a bit sad that I was leaving.”

    They were all sad.

  344. Comment by Tushar on August 23, 2014 9:56 am

    Leon, you might find this interesting.

    http://imgur.com/gallery/3qyAZ

  345. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 23, 2014 10:08 am

    He must live somewhere without a winter. If I were going to do that it would have to have a Franklin stove or something.

  346. Comment by scott on August 23, 2014 10:17 am

    That floor is going to rot in a couple of years.

  347. Comment by phat on August 23, 2014 10:21 am

    Youngest is making mac and cheese for breakfast.

    I’m not judging or texting mom.

  348. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 23, 2014 10:25 am

    Sun came out. Time to work in the yard and try not to sweat to death.

  349. Comment by Tushar on August 23, 2014 10:27 am

    The guy has good building skills. He should have read up the building codes though. They exist for a reason. Shaky foundation, not enough insulation, no heating, no vapor barriers, don’t know if the wood he used is exterior grade.

    On the plus side, no plumbing needed, so that makes things easier.

  350. Comment by Tushar on August 23, 2014 10:27 am

    Phat, you will eat that breakfast and appreciate it.

  351. Comment by Jimbro on August 23, 2014 10:34 am

    When our kids make a meal for themselves of any variety I keep my mouth zipped. When Paula is here she mothers them with meal prep and clean up. When I’m watching them they know they’d starve unless they fend for themselves.

  352. Comment by xbradtc on August 23, 2014 10:57 am

    My breffish consists of a cup of coffee and a Marlboro.

  353. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on August 23, 2014 11:02 am

    A café in Bristol, England constructed an outdoor loo that looks like the Tardis from Doctor Who, complete with Victorian decorating inside:

    http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-28892903

    Pretty cute!

  354. Comment by phat on August 23, 2014 11:04 am

    JImbro,

    Much the same here.

    Youngest is a total misanthrope. She hates other people and would stay in her room 24/7 if she could.

    She’s gonna make some poor boy very unhappy some day.

    ‘Sorry, son, I tried to warn you off’.

  355. Comment by osoloco11 on August 23, 2014 11:05 am

    Coke Zero and a Jimmy Dean breakfast biscuit. L8R T8Rs

  356. Comment by Tushar on August 23, 2014 11:11 am

    http://imgur.com/gallery/DMCQTSW

  357. Comment by TexasJew on August 23, 2014 11:18 am

    HS starts Monday for my Freshman

    Took away her iPhone, laptop and Nook last night
    Expecting WWIII this morning

  358. Comment by Cyn on August 23, 2014 11:25 am

    Worst. Dad. Evar!!1!

  359. Comment by Cyn on August 23, 2014 11:25 am

    New Poaty

  360. Comment by xbradtc on August 23, 2014 11:33 am

    Not seeing it.

  361. Comment by Cyn on August 23, 2014 11:37 am

    Oh good, thanks Werdpuss… now we cannot see the new poats at the bottom of the page and you’re making everyone go back to the home page to find the new one.

    Assholes

    New Poat: https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2014/08/23/saturdawww/


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