Boobs. Abbreviated.
Hopefully just a filler until the original volunteer steps in.
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Born to a Greek father and Irish mother in Athens, she moved to Ireland at age four and was raised in Killiney. She reached a new peak in the presence of public consciousness in August 2009 after posing in a bikini for a controversial photo shoot for Food & Wine magazine; the magazine apologized after a bunch of numbnuts got offended and pissed and moaned. Her fighting weight is a tiny 112 pounds (bitch) and she graduated summa cum laude with an all natural 32C-24-34 GPA.
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She’s tube-sock-worthy and needing a good spanking; her name to be revealed below…
Ms. Georgia Salpa
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I like bewbs.
she seems nice.
This is just Putin trying to upstage our President, again!
Wow she looks just like my neighbor
Dave, you should take some photos and add them so we can compare.
Dave lives next door to Kim Kardhasian (however you spell it).
Slow morning. Carin must be having trouble typing with her hand.
I don’t see how she can possibly wait tables.
My fortune cookie:
“You are special in a way you will soon begin to understand.”
Yep.
Thanks for filling in Cyn.
http://is.gd/Pozjk5
http://is.gd/h9UcJ8
http://is.gd/nZzSsf
It’s going to be interesting.
Good morning, cool kids.
My fortune:
http://clipiki.ru/photo/68438.gif
You have much pain, Carin?
Eh. It’s ok. I’ll take a bunch of ibuprofen to work. I’ll probably have to carry my trays differently.
Hopefully I don’t drop anything.
Nothing a couple shots of Jim Beam won’t fix.
Happy to help out, Pupster.
http://i.imgur.com/W45zEoy.jpg
I thought Rosetta had this one.
He flaked, as I feared.
Unless he’s planning to do this at noon like some kind of megaslacker.
Hotspur, I see why you like the Daniel Silva books. I’m starting on The Kill Artist, and he sets it up nicely.
It was Rosetta’s turn, but he could not get a decent full body shot of his favorite BBF model
Wow, the Ebola patients have been released, expected to fully recover. Guess it was good they brought them back here!
NY Times Link annoyingly filled in manually.
Avoiding images while commenting from phone is tough.
Here is what I meant to link.
Tushar, I went to try and fix your comment, but there’s nothing there.
DAMMIT, now I have to fix that one.
I’ve read a bunch of the Jack Reacher books over the last 6 months, unfortunately not in order, but it seems like Lee Child ran out of ideas around book 4. He doesn’t really “get” ‘Merica either, which can bug (he’s a Brit). Still, enjoyable escapism reading.
Seems to me like Reacher is the vision of America from the Left, and Reacher is the anti-hero. Violent American veteran, drummed out of the Army, taking the law into his own hands.
Jay, are you reading them in order? You don’t really have to, but it’s the way I’ve done it.
Yep, started with #1. I’m just into it now.
I couldn’t get into the Reacher books. Maybe because I started reading them after I read all of the Mitch Rapp books.
The Reacher movie unsold me on ever reading the source material.
I should say I started with the #1 Gabriel Allon book. I didn’t start with the 3 before it (the standalone and Michael Osbourne).
I was surprised with the Reacher movie. I was expecting it to suck because of Tom Cruise, but it was surprisingly good.
It’s been long enough since I last touched it that I’m considering a re-read of the Necroscope series by Brian Lumley.
I don’t think there is a bad book in the Allon series. I’m reading the latest book that was just released, and am of the opinion that Silva should retire the character. The last couple have been so full of backstory that there’s almost no real story. He won’t do it though because every one he writes becomes an instant NYT best seller.
It wasn’t awful, but I decided early on that I didn’t like the character, didn’t want to know more about him, couldn’t sympathize with him. Maybe it was Cruise’s portrayal, but I just never liked him.
Seems to me like Reacher is the vision of America from the Left, and Reacher is the anti-hero.
Yep.
The Reacher books have become too formulaic for me.
Tough guy shows up out of nowhere. Something bad happens in town, usually involving someone with power in said town. Tough guy gets caught up in situation, along with female cop/lawyer/detective. Tough guy gets into a couple of fights, gets blamed for bad thing that originally happened, sleeps with female cop/lawyer/detective, solves problem and leaves town.
I liked them early on, but it’s gotten repetitive.
I could relate better to Gary Oldman’s Dracula.
Wiserbud, that sounds like Bill Bixby’s The Incredible Hulk with slightly different fluff.
Other than the sleeping with the wimmens, anyhow.
I still like the Longmire books better. Henry and Walt are a hoot. The TV series isn’t even close to the books. The stories aren’t even the same.
I’ve noticed that lefties hate the Longmire series, while more open minded people like them a lot.
Can’t stop laughing. my sides are killing me. can barely type through the tears…
http://freebeacon.com/issues/union-hypocrisy-sparks-pickets/
Wiser, that article is so full of irony that’s it’s rusting.
It’s a snake eating its tail. You’d think it’d get the storied “rank and file, salt of the earth” types to realize that they’re just cattle to their union and their employers, but it won’t.
Wiser, that article is so full of irony that’s it’s rusting.
“The average wage for a union-represented construction worker is $20.60, compared with $13.30 for a construction worker without a union,”
duuuuuuuuh I wonder why anyone wouldn’t want to hire a union worker then… duuuuuuuuh……
Jay, have you ever used memcached for session management in a distributed web application?
You’d think it’d get the storied “rank and file, salt of the earth” types to realize that they’re just cattle to their union and their employers, but it won’t.
well, keeping in mind that unions are specifically designed to protect the worst as opposed to promoting the best, is it any wonder that their members never quite figure out that their being taken advantage of?
Our offices are starting to organize. Chicago just did, which means others will follow.
I have not done much with session management, nor memcached.
If the turd is serious about destroying ISIS, he can use US military very effectively. GOP Presidents have to use US Military power very gingerly, because they are also fighting an enemy-friendly domestic opposition.
Turd has no such constraints. Republicans will support him, and he can crush democrat dissenters quickly by calling them racists.
The military won’t have to fight with their hands tied behind their back.
Alrighty, I’ll just keep reading, then.
And I prefer a disorganized office. I’d quit before I’d pay a cent in dues to any union.
What is the average wage of a union worker who is unemployed because someone will do the job for less?
My office should organize. You should see my fucking desk.
What is the average wage of a union worker who is unemployed because someone will do the job for less?
Depends. Is he running a homemade sports memorabilia business out of his house at the same time?
Sports memorabilia? You mean selling his fucking baseball card collection on Ebay?
I loved the part about him braving the August sun.
wow. Just… wow….
How did this woman’s tongue not just leap out of her lying mouth?
http://tinyurl.com/ketyfn4
Importantly, can you see your fucking desk?
I loved the part about him braving the August sun.
That cracked me up as well..
That poor, suffering victim of big bad corporate America… oh… wait….
When I drive past a beach or golf course the first thing that pops into my mind is “Oh my, look at them braving the August sun.”
I should get a special commendation for putting my top down every day.
I braved the August sun on my deck for about half an hour yesterday because OMG the sun was actually out for a change.
I could used some organized labor in this house.
Car in, that would mean your kids would stand around doing nothing while each individually claims that work rules prohibit them from starting these tasks without updated training.
And doubling their allowance.
Joyless scolds must be joyless and scold.
http://tinyurl.com/oabbb6y
also:
http://tinyurl.com/o7t5dq2
The guys in Chicago can organize my balls in their mouth.
When the company was privately owned it was well known that if an office organized it would be shuttered.
Not so much today.
I could used some organized labor in this house.
Do you really want to pay 6 people to mop your kitchen floor?
True story: I was driving home the other day and I got behind a truck and some city workers who were patching cracks in the street.
No shit, there were 10 people in and around the truck. 1 guy was actually doing the patching with a hose-like object. 1 guy was directing traffic around the truck. 1 guy was walking in front of the truck (I have no idea why) and 1 guy was driving the truck.
The other 6 were standing around and watching.
When the company was privately owned it was well known that if an office organized it would be shuttered.
I’m boggled at why the board of directors supposedly making decisions on behalf of the shareholders wouldn’t come to an identical conclusion.
I learned to hate unions on my very first job at 16.
Worked in a grocery store. After about 8 months, someone comes to me and says “Hey, I just noticed that you aren’t in the union.”
“”I’m not? Okay. Is that a problem?”
“Oh, you are required to join the union 30 days after you get hired or you can;t work here. It’s great. You get automatic raises every 3 months.”
“Okay.. so what do I need to do?”
So they get me signed up.
The next week, I got a paycheck for about 20 hours of work. $1.97.
WTF???
I go to the office. I ask the assistant manager “ummm, WTF???”
“Oh, well, you see, you had to pay initiation fees and the dues for the 7 months that you should have been in the union.”
“Holy shit! Well, do I get my back pay for the automatic raises I should have received over those 7 months?”
“Oh no, of course not.”
Have understood and hated unions from that day forward.
“Oh no, of course not.”
In a sane world, this would be followed by a round of the Knock-Out Game.
Fortune Cookie:
… in bed.
Ha!
My fortune:
Romance is likely; strike up a conversation.
I’m hanging out with Leon and HS later. Damn.
The barmaid was sorta cute last time I was there. I think. I may have had tequila goggles on when I determined that.
>>>I’m hanging out with Leon and HS later. Damn
No pics please…..
My question is.. Why is this fuckstick still alive?
http://tinyurl.com/q5gsraq
we, as a society, are doomed.
We’re as doomed as every other society that reaches the “decadence” phase.
And Europe hit that a lot earlier than we did.
Where is my decadence? I demand decadence this very instant!
What really worries me is that this is the first time in history that the planet’s preeminent civilization has hit that phase sans frontier.
I mean, there’s space, but we’re not ready yet, and we don’t even know for sure if that’s a place we can really live.
I would also like a bit more decadence.
You’re already floating in it, Pupster.
Well, no reason to watch this show anymore….
http://tinyurl.com/khpbq43
Just go join the FSA, guys. They don’t have high entry requirements.
OTOH, you’re white males, so you might have to work a little harder. Have you considered moving to Appalachia?
Well, no reason to watch this show anymore…
They should pitch something to History channel where they debunk everything else on the network.
Decadence
Well, no reason to watch this show anymore….
http://tinyurl.com/khpbq43
Dang… Discovery just keeps swirling farther and farther down.
But, but, Naked and Afraid!
They should have just gone whole hog on that one, only used wimmens, and called it Lost in Lingerie. They’d save production $$ on blurring, even.
You’re already floating in it, Pupster.
Well, this is fucking bullshit then.
Well, this is fucking bullshit then
It’s not my fault that you insist on swimming when you could just bob along in the Lazy River. Get funemployed and grab your EBT!
Yeah, great idea. Keep the bald guy and the douchebag and get rid of this.
http://tinyurl.com/pm8nxyr
Comment by wiserbud on August 22, 2014 11:57 am
Well, no reason to watch this show anymore….
Sounds like Mythbusters has one, maybe two seasons left. No doubt they’ll devote themselves to “busting” Conservative beliefs.
The Myth of Christianity? Busted.
The Myth of Capitalism? Busted.
The Myth of No Global Warming? Busted.
To be honest, I haven’t watched it since they had Obama on and just gushed over him.
I haven’t watched in years, Discovery basically died for me after the last season of Survivorman and Dirty Jobs.
Hey, Cyn, if you hop on a plane about noon your time you could make our mini meat just in time.
It would help us guilt Carin even more about blowing us off.
Never heard of it.
I can be a good show, I actually have learned things from them. But, yeah…a lot of typical liberal bullshit. What do you expect, they are based out of San Francisco.
Haven’t watched it in years, but I always enjoyed them blowing up/destroying things.
Kari is also only hot until you realize she’s a vegetarian leftist.
And kind of an airhead.
Kari is also only hot until you realize she’s a vegetarian leftist.
Who likes guns.
They can all be libs for all I care. But when they start preaching at me like Adam was doing, nope, I’m out.
Never heard of it.
Hmmm.. It seems to me that it would be right up your alley.
And kind of an airhead.
You guys did see that she was cooling a beer in that picture, right?
But it wasn’t a Bud Light Lime, Wiser.
Hey, hasn’t there been some sort of recall on Corona beer? Is Wiser ok?
Hey, Cyn, if you hop on a plane about noon your time you could make our mini meat just in time.
On my way!
Depends on your definition of okay.
Hey, hasn’t there been some sort of recall on Corona beer?
well, that’s it.
It’s been nice knowing you all.
Honor and a privilege.
*eats some possibly-recalled almond butter*
2-10 again tonight.
Living the dream.
Home Depot is slashing hours. Wednesday was the first day they tried covering the plumbing department with one guy. That meant nobody was there for 7 hours.
$600 worth of stuff was stolen, that we know of.
Wealth redistribution once more accomplished via the PPACA.
Labor costs are down though.
Home Depot needs some ED-209s.
Except the union guys; heard they got a raise.
You should see this slick new toilet I’ve got.
>>Hey, hasn’t there been some sort of recall on Corona beer?
**oh what a beer it was!
**perfectly chilled!
**and that refreshing lime wedge!
**gets nostalgic, wipes a tear
There should be more beer recalls.
>>xbradtc on August 22, 2014 at 1:28 pm
>>You should see this slick new toilet I’ve got.
Does it have that Japanese thingy that squirts hot water up the wazoo and then dries you off with jets of hot water?
Hey, hasn’t there been some sort of recall on Corona beer?
Yeah, they found out it wasn’t fit to drink.
Fosters is being recalled, too.
Dries you with jets of hot water?
Man, the Japanese are clever.
You should see this slick new toilet I’ve got.
Is it out in the yard, over a hole, with a cheap wooden shack surrounding it?
Shack?
OUT in the yard, a little HOUSE.
Quiz time!!
Two new movies are premiering this weekend.
1) Sin City: A Dame to Kill For: A film based on a graphic novel that is an obvious attempt to take film noir to an even darker place. Fun escapism. Certainly meant for a specific audience. Plenty of over-the-top violence, creepy villains, and most importantly, smoking hawt women in extremely revealing clothing, if they are wearing any at all. In no way is this film meant to have any basis in reality, other than the gritty world created by Frank Miller in the original Sin City
2) Love is Strange: Yet another “Gay people are just like everyone else and isn’t it grand?” morality tale. Obvious Oscar-bait flick starring some people who you may or may not have heard of trying their best to show how wonderfully open-minded and trendy they are by being in a super-serious, overwrought, life-affirming gay love story about two 65 year old queens who get married. Sure to be plodding, preachy and completely unrealistic in it’s portrayals of all the characters involved. Look for it on Cinemax in about 2 months, after a perfunctory 2-day run on HBO
Now here’s the tricky part:
Guess which film is receiving rave reviews and which one is given a kind of smug, off-handed “meh, it’s okay, if you like that kind of fetish stuff.” type of write-ups.
Yard? Yes. His yard? Not so much.
Sonny Bunch liked SC:ADTKF
And I know which one I want to see. Eva Green was smokin’ hawt in Penny Dreadful. I’m just hoping I can endure Josh Brolin. Sad that they didn’t get Clive Owen back for that role.
I could watch Sin City on an endless loop, if only for the parts with Carla Gugino.
+1 on Carla Gugino in Sin City.
…and certain scenes of Jessica Alba.
Specifically the ones where she isn’t driving or crying.
…and certain scenes of Jessica Alba.
…..Nancy…..
Nancy Callahan, age 19. She grew up, filled out.
http://tinyurl.com/o3mhjps
Her misandric quote about women’s relative intelligence offends me.
I guess I’m stuck viewing her as having little value beyond her physical assets.
Her misandric quote about women’s relative intelligence offends me.
but it’s her obvious lack of intelligence that makes her sexier. You can basically tell her anything and she’ll believe it.
She’s what I like to refer to as “good stupid”
What kills me is that I’m sure a man was in the room when she said it, but he probably just ogled her and nodded like a douchebag.
I’m going to the MJ and Leon Show tonight. I hope I don’t get faggotry all over my clothes.
Don’t worry, I’m planning a shower first, I shouldn’t have any on me.
What kills me is that I’m sure a man was in the room when she said it, but he probably just ogled her and nodded like a douchebag.
Seriously, is it worth arguing with that level of stupid? Just pretend she said the smartest thing anyone has ever said before in the history of time and then ask her to disrobe.
So, Scott Brown lost in MA then moves to NH so he can run for senate again. Just another career hog trough feeder.
Michelle Obama said the same thing recently, you’d better believe I’d take her to task on it if I’d been present rather than request she get naked.
If I wouldn’t suffer it from an ugly woman, I won’t suffer it from a pretty one. They demand equality, I want to satisfy them.
On the other hand, I guess the appropriate retort in both cases is to demand the creation and presentation of a sammich.
Michelle Obama said the same thing recently, you’d better believe I’d take her to task on it if I’d been present rather than request she get naked.
Michelle Obama =/= Carla Gugino
If he kicks out Jeannie Shaheenie Fofeenie, then I’m fine with that.
well, kids, have a great weekend.
I’m off to the in-laws for the weekend.
Michelle Obama =/= Carla Gugino
True, but I see no reason to placate either of them. It’s not like there’s the slightest chance of positive payoff in either instance.
So the 290 lb, 6’4″ toddler did punch the officer and fractured his eye socket. I am assuming he did it in retaliation for the officer shooting him right through the eye.
Linky tushar?
Sin City is a series of 7 graphic novels. I wonder if they’ll make more movies beyond the two they’ve done so far.
At the rate they’re going, Mickey and Bruce will be dead by the time they get to 5.
Palm Springs Air Museum tomorrow is having an open cockpit day. The F-4 Phantom II.
I think I’ll head up there and get my pic taken.
oops
Dave, from the looks of your avatar, you’re beard has gone quite gray. You might want to consider Just for Men, and I’m not talking about the all-male pr0n in your yank bank.
you’re = your = I’m a tad tarded or a tard tadded. I donno.
Hey CM. Kid’s puppy. Cute ain’t she?
My actual beard (well the goat) is about half gray though. I kinda like it
*waves at CM* Hi!
Today is the TiFW’s 34th wedding anniversary.
In celebration, I am taking Mr. TiFW to see Eva Green in various stages of semi- to total dishabille.
The man is very grateful.
Oh! It’s a puppy! Figgered it grew eyes and such since you hadn’t washed it in awhile :)
Hey, Teresa. Congrats on the anniversary! Hope you have a great night.
My fortune cookie is “Love comes quickly, whatever you do.”
Well, dayum.
in bed
said the bishop to the actress
Benny ate my shorts.
Leon, MaryAnn was a fabric eater. Gastric distress, but it could have been serious. We had to get hampers that had solid sides. She continued to eat blankets, sheets, afghans, and socks until she was 5. Happy Anniversary TiFW
Happy anniversary, TiFW!
He appears to only eat things that smell like my butt. Creepy.
Also, Mrs. Caruthers is coming to the Evening with MJ. It will be like TiFW’s anniversary only more ghetto-bar-ish.
Happy Anniversary, Teresa!
Stardog has eaten the ass out of our little guy’s underwear before. He’s not meticulous with his hygiene yet and the dog loves to roll in shit smells on her walks.
Also, Mrs. Caruthers is coming to the Evening with MJ.
Squeee! Have her bring one of her My Little Pony dolls and take a picture of MJ sitting on it!
Enjoy your anniversary TiF, happy happy!
Hmmm. Sounds interesting. I should meet you guys instead on canceling.
Don’t be a MareJ.
Actually, at that point you’d be an MCPOJ. He pulled the same thing rather than go to the ghetto bar.
Though he didn’t have the decency to cancel, he just never showed.
MCPO is an asshole that way I guess. But if I had a choice to hang out with you, or with DG, I’d choose DG.
Greetings, fellow malcontents.
20 mins.
My fortune cookie is “Love comes quickly, whatever you do.”
http://youtu.be/8roSttUMKCQ
Weird source material for a fortune cookie.
We generally think that your typical imgur user is a young, hence idiotic, hence liberal person.
But this post by a cop, and the reaction of imgur folks (judging by 9000 upvotes, and relatively few downvotes) suggests to me that there is hope yet.
http://imgur.com/gallery/l62iF
Don’t start cheering just yet, Tushar.
http://wtfsocialjustice.tumblr.com/image/95414939198
XBrad, I said imgur, not tumblr.
Tumblr is a cesspool of mental sickness.
*cocktails before debriefing*
They’re two sides of the same coin, Tush.
What’s the drink of choice tonight, Cyn?
Absolut… from the bottle.
Ooohhh, fancy name brand vodka.
The other (read “cheaper”) stuff doesn’t still very well with me.
Well, in a couple weeks, I’ll be sipping quality beverages. Like Popov.
I’d like to try one of those NorCal Margs that Leon linked the other day, but tequila makes me a pinch nervous.
Ugh, no tequila for me. It tends to make me ill and naked.
Tequila has rearranged my stomach contents once or twice too Cyn
Well, in a couple weeks, I’ll be sipping quality beverages. Like Popov.
Well, la-di-dah, yer majesty! Make sure you stick your pinky out whilst you tip the bottle.
So tired today after I ended up fasting (inadvertently) for 23 hours for some blood work and abdominal ultrasounds. *whines* But I want to go dancing tonight.
I already plan on heading out tomorrow night into Tempe to check out a few places we might could end up after dinner on Saturday, or Friday if everyone gets in early enough.
Is CoAlex around? I want to know if he’s heard of a dance called “Night Club”.
evening everyone
Night Club?
http://tinyurl.com/m46lsxr
Cyn, are you talking about night-club two-step?
Hey Jenn.
===
Yes maybe Alex, but I’m not sure; all the dance calendar says is “Night Club” with the only description as slow and romantic. It’s not something I”ve ever even heard of.
Country Two-step, sure; slow dancing, okay that’s basically just a rumba. But I’m clueless and now I’m curious.
I’m googling your nomenclature now.
http://youtu.be/5F718vM1hHE
http://youtu.be/fwqiMVoNy74
sonofa…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJQCbE5CWHs
That’s exactly the vid I was looking at :)
I fix that.
Ok, so nightclub two-step was basically designed for slower pop music on the dance floor. The basic figure for the leaders is (1&) Rock Step, (2) Step to the side. Followers do the same only mirroring their partner.
It’s a fun dance, although not my favorite, but nice for those songs that don’t really fit a rumba or swing.
I’m watching the pilot episode of Buck Rogers. It’s even cheesier than you could possibly remember.
Seems to have a foxtrot tempo… quick quick slow; interesting.
You mean purple suited roller boogie doesn’t do it for you XBrad?
Yup. The rock step on the first beat, the side step on the second.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1W6OlH3ms0
I see! Nice.
Jenn – how are you pasting the video without it embedding into the comment?
Erin Gray was nice to look at though, XBrad.
taking the http:// off
youtu.be/XAMDfVHsxpk
I love waltzes..,
Thanks, Jenn, that’s what I thought. I’ve tried that a few times and they show up like Alex’s at 9:29 pm.
Seems that the best method is to use the attribute href. Grrrrrr werdpuss.
They’re all fun, but I think the swings and latins were always my faves.
I can dance the Cupid Shuffle and slow dance, and that’s about it.
If the world of 500 years from now is basically the Hyper-70s, does that mean there are Hyper-Ramones somewhere there?
Are you okay, Cyn? Why the ultrasounds?
In case anyone is wondering, MJ is still a total flamer.
Leon and his sexy wife are a blast.
“Cupid Shuffle”… another one I had to google.
If the world of 500 years from now is basically the Hyper-70s, does that mean there are Hyper-Ramones somewhere there?
Even better would be a hyper Son of Sam who could put them all out of our misery.
I’m more or less fine, Laura; a lil’bit of curious swelling and some discomfort that may be related to some benign ovarian cysts. Also checking the gall bladder. Could just be that my prostate is out of whack again.
Thanks, honey.
My curiosity is fully piqued: Imma go check out this Nightclub two-step.
I’ll be back to conduct lessons for erryone!
:>(
OK. Well, stop it.
I leave you with this…
♥
Yes ma’am :D
word of warning everyone – do not try the new beefy frito burrito from taco bell. it is horrendous.
I tried Taco Bell once, about 20 years ago,
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/
Why yes, I am easily amused…
blergy
I give Taco Bell a wide berth. There was some…unpleasantness.
I leave you with this…
♥
Hah! Awesomesauce. Dick Cheney, with PermaSneer™
MJ is real, as is Hotspur’s t-shirt and deep generosity.
So, when I passed out I hit my face. It is really fricken sore today.
I’ve had that happen. Tripped jumping over a fence and hurt my shoulder, then realized two days later that I also bunged up my knee.
I had Taco Bell tonight. Step back.
Cyn I hope everything’s ok.
Car in ANSWER THE FUCKIN PHONE *I’m sorry about your owwie hand*
I’m pretty OK with the spandex (on the girls, anyway), and the purple, and even not terribly upset with the roller, but the late 70s boogie can go fuck itself.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/aug/21/obama-tribute-sparks-backlash-in-new-jersey-town-o/#ixzz3BB0n9R5u
Hahahahahaha. Oddly, I am just fine with them naming a parasitic worm after Obama.
Everybody loves Erin Gray, but Pamela Hensley was no slouch either.,
http://tinyurl.com/omj92wu
It was an awesome mini meatup. The ghetto bar will never be the same.
She’s just avoiding MJ.
Oh, and MJ and I had …. wait for it…. fish sticks.
http://www.businessinsider.com/spacex-explode-2014-8?utm_content=buffercce98&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer
It’s true, I finished Hotspur’s because he was too full.
I also talked too much about farm animals.
“…a parasitic hairworm, “paragordius obamai,” an all-female species that is able to reproduce without a male. It was discovered in Kenya, the land of Mr. Obama’s
fatherbirth.”Fixt for you teabaggin’ rednecks.
Crap, posted some stuff on the wrong thread!
Oh well, doing some company mandated CBT’s while watching ‘7 Psychopaths’ on HBO.
That movie is very wrong, but I liked it.
CBT? I remember this acronym from the pr0n. I am hoping it is the other one.
Mini meat is over already?
MJ has to work tomorrow, and Mrs. Caruthers was pretty tired and she was my DD.
As of now my Sept flight schedule looks good for TITS.
Sadly, I’m trying to modify my schedule so I can go with my eldest to campus visit of Mizzou later in the month, so things may change.
If that weekend remains clear I have the kitchen pass to go. Just will hop on a Southwest jumpseat and magically appear at the party.
Leon,
Computer Based Training.
Takes 4 hours to accomplish, they pay you 1 hour of flight pay to do it.
I use an auto click program and check on it every 15-30 to see if I need to do a quiz.
Okay, that’s what I hoped it was.
Phat, tell me the training is more SHARP and ADAP than “How to fly the 737.”
I don’t know it might be amusing to see someone trying to fly while engaged in the other CBT.
Did anybody tell anybody else a long, involved joke and then totally fuck up the punchline today?
Is it me or is my MJ detector busted?
(Ha Ha messin with you MJ!)
On my new bosses 3rd day, I get an email saying he wants to link with me on that link place.
?
a long involved joke with a fucked up punchline – isn’t that Obama’s presidency?
Cyn,
Now I know that I’ll have at least one dance partner for TITS!
Shoot, I totally forgot to check if MJ was taller.
I think he was taller.
Get better, Cyn!
Xbrad,
It’s a weird hodgepodge of crap.
Fuel Efficiency, Friendly Customer Relations, Winter Weather Ops, some other BS I’ve already forgotten, and 2 737 systems training modules (Bleed Air and Ice & Rain).
I only paid attention to the aircraft systems, can never study that stuff too much,
Did you check his shoes?
CoLex, are you coming to TITS?
TiFW,
Hope you got my email.
Sorry I can’t make it.
Happy Anniversary!
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/
Why yes, I am easily amused…
Where are the bewbs? DbD does naked bewbs every other day now, right?
I am glad I will get to see phat at TiTs
Sorry I went all hermit on you in Houston
Comment by xbradtc on August 22, 2014 10:51 pm
CoLex, are you coming to TITS?
Yes. I was going to be working somewhere else, but I’m planning to pull out of there so I can come.
Did you check his shoes?
No. He might have been wearing lifts.
Awww….we’ll miss you, phat – had a Vietnam chopper pilot who was really looking forward to trading stories with you!
Pull out…. come… TITS… I C WUT U DID THAR
CA,
I really liked the rank on Holder, even without the bewbs…
TiFW,
He would have known right away I was never in Nam.
LOL!!!!!
TiFW,
I tried to get down there, but Mom said she didn’t need me, save the trip for later.
Plus, had to see the Doc again today because this eye infection will not freakin’ go away!
I have eye-Bola.
Alex, these things are magic.
You have to go.
vietnam flashbacks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jWGJ3pyLgs
Jenn,
That was AWESOME.
How have never seen that?
My Dad was a ’64 grad from the Air Force Academy and a F-100 pilot in Vietnam, 217 combat missions.
http://tinyurl.com/nq7qu7j
PhatDad was at Tuy Hoa for two combat tours.
He passed 10 yrs ago, which sucks. FUCK YOU CANCER!
Because he would have fit right in with you assholes.
Crap, do embeds still ‘break the blog’?
Let me know and I’ll fix it.
How have never seen that?
because we’re getting weaker while charlie’s getting stronger
Apocalypse Now was just about my favorite movie in high school. Now, I can’t stand it
there were snippets of a good movie in it but overall it was a hot steamy mess.
Fair warning to all affected Hostages!
Sept layovers are:
Vancouver
San Fran (x2)
Mexico City (x2)
Seattle (x3)
San Diego
LAX
Wichita (?)
Pittsburgh
If you live in one of the affected areas the usual deal applies: 1st meal with a newly met Hostage is always on me.
That Wichita layover is a weird one.
Haven’t flown there in a civilian airplane in 12 years.
Probably a Maintenance ferry flight. I think most of our paint work is done there.
Cool, I’ll try and make sure I am around at least one of the days.
XBrad,
I know after watching Buck Rodgers you need a musical pick me up
http://www.mixcloud.com/chrisziegler/minimix-april-2014/
I still haven’t finished
fapping to Erin Graywatching Buck Rogers.I think you have the strike out backwards
http://xbradtc.com/2010/11/08/load-heat-108/
Fun Fact: Seasonal allergies are not made any more pleasant by a pimple located directly inside the opening to one’s nostril.
Why Did anyone think putting Gil Gerard in skin tight spandex would work?
Did the man have no agent?
Buck Rodgers with Leather jacket and guns in shoulder + thigh holster = longer career for Gil.
it was the 70’s, an era when good taste was something you only found in restaurants.
Great idea for a reboot.
Buck goes to the same pansy ass utopia as the first movie.
This time he’s an astronaut from Texas.
*Upon Awakening* ‘Bring me a Leather Duster, two holsters to carry whatever bad ass sidearms you use, one for under my left arm, one for my right thigh.’
I will also require you give me an injection of whatever works for Viagra in this fucked up time and DELIVER ERIN GREY TO ME NOW!
When I think of 70s restaurants, for some reason I keep thinking of Shakey’s Pizza.
*or in 30 mins, depending on efficacy.
Phat, I go San Diego. Love to hate a Hostage. I leave for Lincoln NE on 30 Sept. But for TEETS I’m game.
send me an electronic mail. Jeskickin(at)yahoo(der)com
Star Bar?
Ballast Point?
Not hitting San Dog until November.
Jenn,
I will let you know the dates once I get done trip trading to try and get my daughters weekend at Mizzou off.
I’m usually at the Sheraton downtown by the convention center, but familiar with Capitol Hill. Can get there easily.
Really weird thing and maybe the first time I’ve mentioned it, but I’ve always felt comfortable in the gay/hipster parts of town.
Key West, Portland, Seatte, San Fran, no issue.
Well, minor issue in Key West when I was at a gay bar with my (gay) co-pilot and a guy squeezed my bicep and called me a ‘Sexy Bear’.
Had to ask WTF?
It was explained to me.
Time to leave.
Dance lesson was fun, great teacher. Not enough guys to dance more after the lesson though. There’s another tomorrow night, same teacher, that I will hit before a bit of bar shopping in Tempe.
C’mon, B. Shakespeare’s.
Bangers and Mash
Soccer fans.
Me and Phat. Irish Carbombs.
Glad things are looking good for you to come to TITS, Phat!
—
Happy Ani TiFW and Mr. TiFW!
I will also require you give me an injection of whatever works for Viagra in this fucked up time and DELIVER ERIN GREY TO ME NOW!
Since this is a reboot, you’d better make that Future Viagra a double.
http://tinyurl.com/npw8ncf
Shakespeare’s is actually where I’ll be heading. Just not til November.
Kitty. glad you’re dancing. find yer vitality. Storms coming.
xoxo
Cyn, I can’t pull the trigger on hotels until the 25th.
Any rooms left at the mission palms?
http://tinyurl.com/n6n3xe5
As far as I know, yes still rooms available, Phat. Just reserve it now. You’re coming. I insist upon it.
It really was a good time, Chumpo. I was kinda bummed that there weren’t more guys at this location but I have stopped by this other place and I know that there will be lots more. Was a nice and flattering ego-boost that one of the guys looked a bit sad that I was leaving.
I will be in Arizona over the Labor Day weekend!!!
Sean,
Allow Buck to rephrase.
‘DELIVER THE OFFICER (PREVIOUSLY PLAYED BY ERIN GREY) TO MY QUARTERS NOW.’
twiky* Buck there are 3 genders now.
‘PLEASE ENSURE THAT IS STILL A CHICK’
‘BUCK OUT’
‘BTW BUCK IS NOT JUDGING YOUR 25th CENTURY CULTURE’
Labor Day here we come!
Well, he probably never saw a bombshell before.
gotta go.
BBL
heh.. I have to work more tomorrow.
I love you idiots
Oooooooooo, yer good Chumpo.
Mmmmmwah
I’m calling it too.
Hugs and Love to you all.
Quitters.
Nobody puts Cyn in a corner.
What was the hotel code for our group? anyone remember?
Redacted
Xbrad,
I can get the room cheaper using my airline discount, but want to make sure Cyn has had enough rooms reserved that we have the hospitality room.
That’s my concern as well, Phat.
I think we made it. Tushar put us over the top, or something. You can have my room, Phat. I don’t sleep.
Buck saved the day. There was more cheez than a whole can of Cheezwiz.
Dibity dibity dibity You tapped much ass, Buck!
I have reserved the …… **rest of the text redacted for giving out very specific information**
———-
I hear the rooftop pool is especially nice.
OK, room booked.
I’m tentatively in.
I hear the rooftop pool is especially nice.
*packs thong
Now yer cookin’
I, I wish you could derp
Like the dolphins, like dolphins can derp
Though nothing,
nothing will keep us together
We can beat them, for ever and ever
Morning, children.
Ha ha ha!
May be a tad pretentious, but not entirely wrong.
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/2014/08/14/
A balmy 49 degrees here this morning.
I edited Sean’s comment above.
Well, Western Civilization, anyhow.
wakey wakey
Completely overcast here but too warm to actually rain. Ought to make for some sweaty mowing today.
I have a soccer game and bartending double. So no run for me before work today. boo hiss.
Serving was ok, although people kept trying to carry shit for me. I proved I could do it. The only issue I had was when i’d accidently hit my hand on something.
I’m not sure bartending is going to be as pain free. what eve. gripping the bottles – I’m going to need to adjust my technique.
The pinkie finger is important for a power grip.
Exactly. Power grip for my power pour.
I drank too much last night. I am fat today.
how’s your hand hon?
It’s ok. looks gross.
http://imgur.com/gallery/XSAThqx
Chair collapsed right after that.
I mean, it had to, right? It wasn’t like some adamantium chair?
**knock knock**
Who is it?
Police.
What do you want?
We want to have a chat with you.
How many are you?
Three.
So, chat among yourself. I am busy.
“one of the guys looked a bit sad that I was leaving.”
They were all sad.
Leon, you might find this interesting.
http://imgur.com/gallery/3qyAZ
He must live somewhere without a winter. If I were going to do that it would have to have a Franklin stove or something.
That floor is going to rot in a couple of years.
Youngest is making mac and cheese for breakfast.
I’m not judging or texting mom.
Sun came out. Time to work in the yard and try not to sweat to death.
The guy has good building skills. He should have read up the building codes though. They exist for a reason. Shaky foundation, not enough insulation, no heating, no vapor barriers, don’t know if the wood he used is exterior grade.
On the plus side, no plumbing needed, so that makes things easier.
Phat, you will eat that breakfast and appreciate it.
When our kids make a meal for themselves of any variety I keep my mouth zipped. When Paula is here she mothers them with meal prep and clean up. When I’m watching them they know they’d starve unless they fend for themselves.
My breffish consists of a cup of coffee and a Marlboro.
A café in Bristol, England constructed an outdoor loo that looks like the Tardis from Doctor Who, complete with Victorian decorating inside:
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-28892903
Pretty cute!
JImbro,
Much the same here.
Youngest is a total misanthrope. She hates other people and would stay in her room 24/7 if she could.
She’s gonna make some poor boy very unhappy some day.
‘Sorry, son, I tried to warn you off’.
Coke Zero and a Jimmy Dean breakfast biscuit. L8R T8Rs
http://imgur.com/gallery/DMCQTSW
HS starts Monday for my Freshman
Took away her iPhone, laptop and Nook last night
Expecting WWIII this morning
Worst. Dad. Evar!!1!
New Poaty
Not seeing it.
Oh good, thanks Werdpuss… now we cannot see the new poats at the bottom of the page and you’re making everyone go back to the home page to find the new one.
Assholes
New Poat: https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2014/08/23/saturdawww/