August 16, 2014
Categories: As Little as Possible, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU . . Author: roamingfirehydrant
Breakfast to go with that coffee
Morning Roamster, thanks for poating.
Caught a teenaged possum this morning in the skunk trap. I asked him if he knew Leon but he just hissed at me like a vampire.
Every possum I’ve met is dead and buried.
Pupster is a good judge of driving skill
>>Every possum I’ve met is dead and buried.
Sure. You just need to broaden the definition of dead.
Mr. RFH took that pic on our last trip.
“Anything I missed?”
the hats and oil skin coats
Today is TiFW Daughter #2’s 23rd birthday.
I was only 6 when she was born…..
Time for some sports
Good mornooooooooooh…. coffee!
Apparently Firefox’s “update later” option is all of 2 minutes.
roamy, try Comodo’s version of Firefox … Comodo Ice Dragon. More secure, and faster by far.
Clint, there’s a pile of work stuff that isn’t compatible with anything other than Firefox and Internet Explorer.
Gah, Firefox, fuck OFF. Four update notices in the last 20 minutes. No, dammit!
Roamy it may work though because it’s built on Firefox code
mac: firefox/preferences/advanced/updates/ – choose your version.
windows: it is supposed to be under tools/options/advanced.
The Googleman and I spent close to six hours last night trying to figure out why Chrome keeps crashing on me; he kept working on it after I went to bed… seems to be my Panda Security :(
#5 update reminder. I give in. Watch this mofo melt down my laptop.
Any thoughts on Comodo Dragon, CB/Rob?
Two reboots. Hope this POS decides to behave for a while.
Goomaoragoing. No;eled a salllittle more oocccfrfeee.
20 days ’til TITS
In the words of the prophet mohammed “Go forth and fuck goats.”
We have over 100 lbs of meat on hand.
If we had 50 lbs of coffee we would be all set.
How much of that is slightly used goat meat?
How are XMom and HotBride doing today? Hope both of them are on the mend!
No goat. New meat guy has crayfish for $2 per lb, gonna try some.
That made me giggle like a loon.
HA! Happy Birthday #2iFW.
HotBride is still recovering. She has no energy to do anything but lie in bed.
XMom is still suffering nausea and discomfort. She’s got a consult scheduled with a surgeon.
Update on Ferguson:
“I am absolutely floored they’re letting them loot. Someone take back the streets and kick out the highway patrol and save the hugs for later.”
From my source, who is a 9/11 operator.
I lay this solely at the feet of democrat asswipe Gov.Obama-ballsucker-Nixon. He got rid of the regular police and brought in the state police under the order to have a ‘softer’ touch.
The regular police tried to bring order and tried to stop the vandalism. Now? The residents of Ferguson are at the mercy of thugs, while Nixon’s fleet stands by and watches. Typical leftists. Hey leftards, now would be a great time to start confiscating guns. Can’t have anyone hurting one of Obama’s sons.
Anybody who knows the laws, that grand jury has indicted him, which means the judge can sentence him to upto 109 years in jail.
Question is, how can they actually carry out the sentence unless Perry willingly walks into jail?
Tush, it’s a long, long way from grand jury indictment to sentencing. And really, one suspects that’s the point. The DA knows there’s virtually no chance of a conviction, but instead, holding the specter of a felony charge over the head of a likely candidate for president.
Think Progress has a surprisingly balanced look at the Perry charges.
Pretty much the same tactic as Delay 8 – 10 years ago. Ronnie Earl, the Travis County DA at the time, got a conviction from a Travis County jury. Shit got reversed and rediculed by an appelate judge but by then Delay had been discredited and run out at the national level. That’s all they’re aiming for here with the current scrunt DA.
Anyone who sees the video of that scrunt DA and her DUI arrest is going to know that she is being a vindictive bitch.
It will be interesting to discover just what she was doing that night – she is a well-known lesbian (shocking, I know). Wonder who her “friend” was that she claimed to be visiting.
Oh, wait – she was at the movies.
And she hadn’t been drinking – that open vodka bottle just happened to be there.
To be quite honest, I’m a pretty vindictive bitch when my BAC hit’s .238 myself.
I think it’s funny that she decided to pull over to be responsible; or she felt guilty or whatever but then she got a dewey anyway.
I think this little clown car of a grand jury down in Austin is going to go kablooey all over the democrats.
How do you say bukakke with a Texas drawl?
**cuts blogs ears off for necklace**
Emphasis on the COCK.
I haven’t brought booze into a movie since high school. That was a cold weather thing. Summers were for pit parties and bonfires.
I got hammered watching United 93 in a theatre. Then I drunk emailed Ace my review.
Good times. 2006.
Grumpy Old Men + alcohol + drive in = good times
If you count the drive in movies I’d add 4 more years of college to that. There were two drive ins near us. Avon, MA was stricter and we never went there. Skyview on the south side of Brockton was the jungle, there was an anything goes attitude there. The only time the cops showed up was for a brawl. Of the many times I went there with my friends I cannot recall a specific movie on the screen. Lawn chairs and beer and a safe place to drink without being pulled over. Good memories.
I just looked them up. Avon drive in is now a walmart and Skyview is a 55+ community but they left the sign up. What was more interesting was the history of the site: it used to be part of an airport.
That damn fool Gov. Jay Nixon just declared a state of emergency in Ferguson and imposed a midnight to 5am curfew.
Then he let Malik Shabazz of the New Black Panthers run his presser for a time.
Democrat Lacy Clay wants Eric Holder to take over the investigation.
Big puddle of dumbf*cks holding a press conference.
Now there is talk that this situation is not something the state police is supposed to be doing and that they should have maybe come in and worked with local police. FFS.
Hummingbird feeder outside the hospice window is a busy place, wiserbud would hate that. They did a really nice job on the grounds here, really pretty.
I said it early yesterday, put in the National Guard.
I heard local dumbass opinions on fergeson last night beasn, but i didnt feel like arguing about it.
I forget who said it, but Democrats haven’t sided with a drunk driver this strongly since Chappaquidick.
Sharpton and Jackson would have a field day with that, xbrad.
Just sold the best goddam truck ever.
I’m gonna miss it, the cash will help me
Jimbro, I went walking in the woods and through all kinds of prickly undergrowth and got jaggers broken off under my skin. The ol’ great-great grandmother’s salve that we talked about smeared on a band-aid pulled them out. The recipe.is interesting. Sheep’s tallow, beeswax, flower heads (not specified), etcetera.
We’re going to look in my grandmother’s cookbook to see if there is a version that is more specific about the flowers.
Greetings, people who totally don’t still smell like Friday night’s party.
Comment by xbradtc on August 16, 2014 5:20 pm
I said it early yesterday, put in the National Guard.
The problem isn’t the lack of National Guard units, it’s that the leadership from the governor on down won’t allow law enforcement to actually keep the peace. Guardsmen would probably be told to do exactly what the police are doing now: nothing.
They should call in Batman.
No, not the Batman who hangs out here. The real one.
I’m glad you found it Lippy. Hopefully you can narrow down the flower heads. I’m guessing she used native flowers and the contents varied from time to time. I looked for folk remedy drawing salves but it was not a fruitful search. There’s a woman down in Rockport who is one of those Earth Mother types doing this kind of thing for decades. Here’s her version of a salve:
Way too many ingredients for a quick and easy construct. Probably easier to just buy a jar. That doesn’t help solve the mystery of GGGM’s ingredients though.
BIg party tonight at Casa De Phat.
Originally was going to be a ladies-only going away party for a neighbor who is moving.
Then they told the husbands they had to come as well.
Sauget trip http://ptssportscabaret.com/ Uh, Poker night defeated.
Mrs Phat’s superpower is being able to sense when I’m contemplating something fun and/or illicit. Then foiling my plans.
Jimbro, that sounds like Friday.
What Alex said up yonder. ^^
Local police were made the bad guys because they were doing something. Governor said no….give kissy kissies and eat those rocks and bottles.
Cybersex. There’s a term that didn’t last long.
Got a bad feeling the protesters are going to be catching bullets tonight.
The vibe I got was that the business owners aren’t going to stand by and watch their livelihood destroyed.
Yeah, useless cop, stand over there with your little M-9.
My Ar-15 says you will NOT steal my shit.
Daddy’s Fish Fingers?
It sounds weird
Something similar happened in LA, with the Korean business owners, didn’t it?
Cybersex I mean. Daddy’s Fish Fingers sounds like Friday.
Yep, haven’t killed that brain cell with alcohol yet.
Ferguson is 83% African American, 79% Asian American, 482% Yeti American, 8% Filet ‘o Fish American, and 2% Jewish.
So…it’s a Jewish conspiracy.
Hummingbird feeder outside the hospice window is a busy place
Sounds like the scenery is kinda nice at the hospice, Jay; I’m glad for that.
I took Googleman out driving again. He did well.
*slaps Cyn with a mini crab leg
They brought her hummingbird feeder from home, and the hummingbirds found it right away.
There are butterfly gardens, and tons of flowers. They really have the place looking great. She wants to go outside when she feels more comfortable, and they will wheel her bed right outside. Pretty neat.
*grabs MJ, dunks and holds him down in the clarified butter
So from TITS, I’m flying to Portland then to Spokane. GND is flying back to Tampa.
She’ll be in Charlotte for a week before TITS, but I have to go to Louisville for a few days.
Gonna be nuts.
Holy frequent flyer miles, Batman!
and they will wheel her bed right outside. Pretty neat.
No shit? That’s wonderful, and the weather right now is hopefully excellent for this.
I’ve started a packing list for TITS: blender, Red Solo cups, toothbrush.
Am I forgetting anything??
Hahahaha, great find there, Sean. Glad you could peel yourself away from the personals section to share that with us.
Brick wall chalk.
Sharpies, Polaroid camera, dildos
Knife for beasn to hold menacingly near wiser in a picture
Wish I could claim credit, but one of the Morons posted that on facechimp, J’Ames.
Ice, beef, denial
Diet Dr Pepper
Is there going to be a schoolbus?
That would have been awesome for the Meat Locker – maybe Lipstick can be our knife wielderer since beasns is unable to join us blowing us off.
No school bus – that epicness will never be duplicated. So fun.
Maybe a long rope for everyone to hold onto as we walk down the avenue and back to the hotel.
And a wagon.
Number 7 pencil lead.
That one red wig, long hair.
No spatula? WTF is wrong with you people?
Stuff to make nachos
Stuff to make martinis
Stuff I couldn’t get through a security checkpoint
You’d better get over here and show us how it’s done, Pepe. One hour flight.
Game of Twister.
Your mom’s phone number
Full tank of gas
Half a pack of cigarettes
Jive to English handbook
Cards Against Humanity.
Tears of joy.
Tears of shame.
Tears of riot gas.
Sunny days that never end
Spanish phrase book
You love me…..
Pint of Old Harper
Gallon of Arnold Palmers
Chocolate (the good stuff)
Can of Raid
Slow jams tape
Laughing my ass off on this thread and now, I have to go hang out at the neighbor’s house.
Latest issue of Family Handyman
Latest issue of Cosmo
Latest issue of Lesbos in Leather
Latest issue of Lesbos in Leather
The Lisa Ann layout was pretty fapworthy.
Cyn’s home address
Morning after pill
And we have a winner!
Bag of chips
Bag of Quick Lime…
Ball peen hammer
Somewhat complicated syrup
Gallon of Arnold Palmers
Bwahahahaha. Gasp. Hahaha.
I saw these in the 99c store yesterday.
Okay, just the cannoli
goodness, whoever recommended craigslist to sell a truck, holy shit I got asking price in 4 hours cash
I also grabbed a gun and went to the back to stick cash in the machine cause thousands of dollars in cash, not good at home
I went to a Soul Food restaurant in Orlando. They called the Arnold Palmer a Shaquille O’Neal. SMFH
Slightly used rubber fist
Stein (Mark, not Beer)
Action Comics #1
Full tank of gas
half a pack of cigarettes
Alex, see 8:47.
it’ll be nice next weekend not to be working this late
I feel for the Ws and their Obamajobs, and also Car in who WILL NOT ANSWER THE GODDAMN PHONE
Did anybody realize that they had all the stuff on anybody else’s list in a storage locker today?
What am I, dave, chopped liver? I’m at work right this very instant.
Catholic schoolgirl outfit.
Bottle of Goldschläger.
Oh, wait… that’s my real packing list.
Mine too, Cyn!
Goldschlager makes people barf.
Well, there’s a happy thought!
Keep that stuff packed up or you’re walking, b-rad.
Mare got a new job
*lowers chin to chest and whispers…*
Sports is back!
Scott, got off work in time to watch Reds/Rockies. Game postponed because of flooding in LoDo. Helloooo…let’s pave arroyos and give the water an easy way to traverse from mountain to flood plain.
Kiddie wading pool.
Oso, the only real sport is football.
Why can’t you play baseball in the rain?
I think it messes up their hair.
Messy hair makey baseball player all sad face.
Mud might mess up their manicures.
The only real football is college football.
Plus, getting those stains out of the uniform.
The only real college football is ‘bama.
It wasn’t even raining!!! It was raining in the mountains and flooding in Lower Downtown! Like nobody could see THAT happening. Same geniuses that built an open air stadium in Minneapolis and didn’t think Spring snow.
Have you guys watched Mo’Ne play? LLWS is getting real, yo.
Dammit – I lost my code book again.
Girl pitching in the Little League World Series. She threw a shutout.
There is no code book. adfga
Little League World Series. Girl that kicks ass. Mo’Ne shut down Tennessee yesterday.
Cardinals look good. We could go all the way.
Double take on Cyn’s Cardinals comment. Then I remembered…AZ CARDINALS.
I always knew Sparky was gay. (Bullying ASU RED shirt senior)
Did anybody put a Doyers shirt on their packing list? I don’t want to have to cut a motherfucker.
My bad. Water main break. Totes had nothing to do with geographical location of stadium.
Doyers shirt is mothballed after last Thursday’s game. Feh.
Without being rayciss Sean, show me on the Dora doll who scared you?
It’s not like I have an Angels shirt somewhere.
You don’t have an Angels shirt? I have an Angels shirt.
I can’t do that without being rayciss.
*has flashback of tattoos, ratty mustaches, and the smell of Modelo*
The Isotopes have become thugged out since we went back to the Dodgers. Local gangs have adopted original Dukes gear, too. Guy at work had an Angels tat. I was like “Oh, you like the Angels?” He gave me a WTF? look. He was from a Santa Ana neighborhood that had the halo logo as their dealio. He was a Mexican Nat’l that didn’t know baseball, only gang banging.
I only have a ‘bama shirt because someone gave it to me for Xmas.
Hahaha I know those guys!!! (I don’t, but maybe 40 that look just like them)
I still say they should get Batman in there.
Ferguson ain’t no Gotham.
*looks at Orale picture, makes note to kick Sean in the family jewels at TITS meat-up*
I think that makes you the second person to threaten to kick me in the nads next month. Vman was the other, IIRC.
FACK!!!! Pepe got Le Pewed again and I just want to puke!!! I H8 SKUNKS!!!
Pretty much…but dead and stinky. Not cute like your pic, XB
Ooooh that smell
Can’t you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of derp surrounds you
Macallan 12 Year Old Single Malt Scotch Whisky
Carpano Antica Formula Vermouth
Hog roast in 3 hours. A future deacon stayed out overnight roasting it behind the church. That man understands community service.
In the future overnight pig roasts will be done by robots.
Possibly, there’s basically a bullet-proof algorithm he’s following, but we lack the android.
He has temp probes blue-toothed to his phone, he gets text updates if they drift too far.
When Mr. RFH’s family has a pig roast, there is a keg. Hope someone gave that man a beer, or maybe some coffee.
The whole overnight process is a part of the fun. A few people do that with bean hole beans and pigs around here. Lawn chairs and a cooler filled with beer seem to be a necessary component.
I look forward to a private retirement villa with daily chiarascurra staffed by a bevy of Carmen Villalobots.
There was a keg involved. And lawn chairs.
I helped set up the tent and hauled most of the picnic tables under it yesterday.
Heh. Villalobots might be a little high maintenance if you make them muck out the barn.
Carmen Villalobot’s meatspace counterpart seems nice.
I had to look up bean hole beans. Sounds good.
Good morning, sunshines.
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