Good morning and welcome to the crackfat edition of Big Boob FRIDAY!!!!! If you find the bulge, you WIN a MAJOR AWARD.
No … now stop your crying … I’m not turning this into a Friday edition of “Find the Bulge”. It’s just a joke, so quit it.
Moving along, please stop looting and rioting long enough for a little mood music featuring hot chick Lzzy Hale in a “music video” filmed right here in Flint.
Today in history:
1769 – Napoleon Bonaparte was born. (emperor of France 1804-13, 1814-15), (d. 1821)
That’s about it. Everything else seemed pretty uninteresting, and even Napolean’s birth is pretty ho-hum.
But YESTERDAY in history, Mr and I celebrated our 21st anniversary. I celebrated by drinking wine and eating fat, and he spent the evening, as he does every night, trying to chew himself free of the restraints. A good time was had by all.
But enough of that. It’s ON WITH THE SHOW.
Recently, the fam and I started actually watching a sitcom, which I haven’t done in years. This week’s boobs come from the show “Modern Family”, which is hilarious. I have no idea if this buxom chicka has ever been featured (probably), but I would say she has all the qualifications.
I give you SOfIA VERGARA!
She’s looking at you …
Another photo that may be of interest, although i don’t know why.
She looks like fun.
Butt Sofia’s not JUST all about the boobs. She’s also got it going on on the backside.
What? You guys need more?
Not enough?
How about a fine example of her acting? (***side boob warning****)
Well, that’s, that’s, that’s all folks for this week’s boobs.
I leave you all with one more hot rocker chick. Perhaps some of you should just turn the sound off? On second thought, perhaps none of you should watch it. Just pretend it’s not there.
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Eh. Not my best work. Internet was slow this morning for me.
*leaves 20¢ tip on Car in’s table*
Reasons for the failed economy #1,367: slow internetz
Good boobs Car in, happy anniversary!
Obama believes the name of ISIS’s leader is Zumba Al-Krackfatti.
not enough bewbs, george?
No, I’m just a skinflint.
Well, whaddya know – Obama and Holder are defending a criminal thug against whitey. Again.
http://hotair.com/archives/2014/08/15/ferguson-police-identify-officer-in-michael-brown-shooting/
The bear up the street upended someone’s garbage can last night. I don’t think he’s following FLOTUS’s dietary commandments.
Sofia Vergerrer is one of those wimmins I feel like I should know about because I see her name often but I really have no idea who she is or why she’s famous other than her lady bits. Meh, still don’t care.
Before 2016 Obama will give the FDA a SWAT team.
Happy belated anniversary, Car in and Mr. Car in!
Happy birthday, J’Ames!
Lady bits are often the sole reason for celebrity.
*sends J’ames a birthday pizza*
If I’m not mistaken, Ms. Vergara is currently dating Joe Manganiello (from “True Blood”). They both seem like nice people.
She’s funny on Modern Family.
i updated with more boobs.
*hopes george returns with a better tip
*leaves 10g bar of gold bullion on Car in’s table*
Now that Obama has declared the Yazidi crisis over he’s doing a happy dance in Martha’s Vineyard.
She’s funny on Modern Family.
Never seen it.
A few weeks ago, I could have said the same thing leon. it’s funny, clever, and has nice, positive family messages.
Great post. I love it.
It is a funny show – and you’re right, Car in about it being sweet. We watch it with DD#3.
If I’m not mistaken, Ms. Vergara is currently dating Joe Manganiello (from “
True BloodOne Tree Hill”). They both seem like nice people.FTFY
Thanks everybody. Happy Birthday, Lipstick!
Nice boobs, Car in. More content than when I poated her.
Happy Birthday, Lippy.
Happy birthday, Lippy! Hope you have a great one ♥♥♥
Happy Birthday to J’ames and to Lippy!
Where’s the cake?
Well, whaddya know – Obama and Holder are defending a criminal thug against whitey. Again.
Along with the feckless asshole gov. Nixon. They’re making the police the bad guys – the rioters, little children who needs hugs. Poor little things. Maybe we should up their EBT by $1000/month.
And f*ck the media for making things worse.
Happy Anniversary Car in!
Happy Bird-day to J’ames and Lippy!
Happy birthday to Jay and Lippy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQlhGT2VMOQ&feature=youtu.be
Well..well..well…poor widdle gentle giant wasn’t so gentle, was he. Now this explains why he was stopped.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2725917/Ferguson-police-Officer-Darren-Wilson-cop-shot-dead-unarmed-teenager-Michael-Brown.html
Also explains why the Quick Trip was torched and the shell spray painted ‘Snitches get stitches’.
Is it bad that I saw VERGARA and thought it said Viagra?
Emergency
http://emergencycutestuff.tumblr.com
I saw a very misogynist study that suggested that the effect of a slim-waisted, buxom, youthful partner is nearly identical to viagra in terms of the effect on erectile strength.
The cameraman with the meerkat is what it looks like when I try to do calisthenics with Benny in the room.
Good job, Ca Rin. Nice musical selections.
Happy Birthday J’Ames.
Comment by Dr. B on August 15, 2014 12:42 pm
Is it bad that I saw VERGARA and thought it said Viagra?
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Works the same way.
Happy Bday lip and jay.
Has anyone seen them together?
This one is better, MJ.
http://emergencycutestuff.tumblr.com/post/83568335204/girlwiththeskullkneesocks-awwww
My son was complaining after his first day in school because FLOTUS removed all chocolate from the cafeteria. We are now experiencing a HARD tyranny!
It’s freezing up here in Michigan. When I woke up it was in the 50’s. It reminded me, though, that I needed to go sign up for the pre-buy of propane.
Polar vortex is coming.
J’ames, i figured she’s been done before (SYWM), but then we’re pretty much on repeats here anyway, right?
FTR, i really do like both of those songs, although I don’t like everything those bands do. In This Moment gets a bit too screamo. I can only handle so much.
It was 69 yesterday when I went for a run.
Anyone want to hear about it in detail?
My husband is a great admirer of Sofia’s work.
Lzzy Hale has worked with Lindsey Sterling:
how was your pace?
I need to go running in a bit.
The stadium bleachers I built for my chickens to hang out on have more artistic merit than anything that woman has done.
how was your pace?
I need to go running in a bit.
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It’s ok. I’ve been working more on distance than pace lately. I’m biking 60-90 minutes and running 45-50 minutes.
Yesterday I ran just under a 9 minute mile for about 5.5 miles. The hills out here are brutal, though. They never end. Yesterday I ran one hill that was a half a mile long. WTF?
I think I’m in one of those stages where my body is changing again. Body fat is around 18-19% but I work out like a mother fucker.
I’ll be in Detroit next week. Let’s go for a run.
I’d run for this.
Yum. That looks good.
Body fat is around 18-19% but I work out like a mother fucker.
Mine’s about the same right now. The allergies in May/June and the coincident shoulder sprain have not been good for me.
That and I’m drinking more.
My power tower came today, though, so I’m sure things will be turning around soon.
We should run for this, kill two rocks with one bird.
I keep my power tower zipped up.
Which one of you dickbutts is going to go to Costco for me?
Is Modern Family on netflix? That’s how we tend to watch shows now. Right now we’re on a Criminal Minds bender on satellite tv. For some reason they show multiple episodes on a couple of channels.
http://bit.ly/1nWZbRc
The odds of me going to Costco for you just dropped considerably
They were, admittedly, low before that but are infinitesimal now.
According to the weather forecast, it is September already. Cool nights, mild warm days. And it took forever to warm up after this Spring. Damn. Short season this year.
The odds of me going to Costco are about as high as the odds that Cyn will twirl her panties over her head and fling them at MJ during TITS.
I keep my power tower zipped up.
how YOU doin’
The odds of me going to Costco are about as high as the odds that Cyn will twirl her panties over her head and fling them at MJ during TITS.
I actually had that slated for Entertainment/Saturday/3:30 pm and now you’ve ruined it. Ruint it all!1!
http://tinyurl.com/nl7wv8g
It can just be our secret.
http://www.chacha.com/question/is-modern-family-on-netflix
Short answer: First 2 seasons.
We’ve dropped to 50 degrees the past 2 nights Laura.
Today is my parents’ 55th wedding anniversary. I confused the heck out of one of my HS friends with the picture I included with my blog post about it – since Mom and Dad don’t want anyone seeing their real pictures, because “you never know who’s reading these things” (um…it’s about 20 people, if that).
Friend said, “Those don’t look like your parents!”
Well, when you don’t let your daughter post actual pictures of you on the Internet, she WILL find a funny picture of an old couple and post that instead….
http://tinyurl.com/nl7wv8g
HA HA!
Lots of Anni’s this month – happy happy to all!
What day did beasn give us her local scuttlebutt on how the Brown shooting happened? I want to read it again.
Never mind, found it. Some things are jiving with the story coming out now, but nobody is saying anything about cops drawing fire from the crowd.
https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2014/08/11/mmm-135-dont-tell-me-no-jive/#comment-1022593
This one?
https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2014/08/11/mmm-135-dont-tell-me-no-jive/#comment-1022593
*sighs*
F5 – I should get me one of those keys ‘er something.
Here you go, Laura:
https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2014/08/11/mmm-135-dont-tell-me-no-jive/#comment-1022593
*sniggers*
Our new kitten is at the vet. We got her toenails ripped out today.
It had to be done.
I do that with the indoor cats. It’s the difference between them living a charmed life in my house and living in the barn.
Anyone like cantaloupe?
http://wholesomemommy.com/cantaloupe-vanilla-bean-jam/
In case anyone was interested:
https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2014/08/11/mmm-135-dont-tell-me-no-jive/#comment-1022593
I hated the idea of doing it. Our last cat came that way when HotBride found her, so all of our furniture is fine. We have leather chairs, and there was no way we were letting the cat scratch them.
Only the one cat?? It was supposed to be a pair! Dang… now we gotta come up with names again.
No, we’re getting another one. HotBride’s just been too sick to go get one.
The odds of me going to Costco are about as high as the odds that Cyn will twirl her panties over her head and fling them at MJ during TITS.
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So you’re going to Costco.
Pick me up a 55 gallon drum of Flaming Moes.
How is she feeling after her first night home?
Yay two kittehs!
Why not 3 cats?
My office is on the edge of downtown and about a block away from as ‘hoody of an area we have in central OH HI OH. There was a young AA lass standing on the street corner holding a home made poster “I am Michael Brown”.
So I shot her.
JK. I honked my horn and raised my fist in the air Black Panther style and yelled “Preach it Sistah!”
Still kidding. I looked around to make sure nobody was going to car jack me, same as I always do on that stretch of road.
Why not 17 cats?
She still pretty sick and depleted. But she’s resting and had her sister, our niece, and our daughter to cater to her occasionally today if she needed anything.
Why not 3 cats?
Believe me, if she could, she would. I drew the line at three.
*goes home*
* finds two new cats underfoot*
A purring kitten is good therapy for someone who doesn’t feel good.
Until it decides – usually at 3:00 in the morning – that it’s time to play.
Some things are jiving with the story coming out now, but nobody is saying anything about cops drawing fire from the crowd.
Always wait several days for things to come out. They were off by one year and 60 pounds and the young man. And yes, they were getting shot at and yes, the media isn’t reporting a lot of what is going on because POLICE ARE EVIL AND WE HAVE TO STICK WITH THAT NARRATIVE. They were also shooting at helicopters and the FAA alerted all aircraft to avoid Ferguson airspace.
Some lib on facechimp made a remark that since they brought in outside help, things have calmed down. Um, nooo…outside help has been there since the first day. Other police departments were there for riot control. The asshole governor replaced all of them with the State patrol and pretty much tied their hands, as I suspected. Eat the rocks, suckers.
Behold, read the series of tweets from a democrat committee woman of what is still going on.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/08/white-protester-beat-to-ground-in-ferguson-ambulance-called/
happy birthday to lippy and james!!!
both amazingly born on big boob crackfat day –
nice job Carin
*leaves current BigBoob tip rate tip*
Also the detained ‘journalists’ whined like little sissies when they were removed by police. They had set up shop in McDonalds for the free wifi meant for paying customers. McDonalds wanted them gone and asked the police to help them out.
You don’t like police in riot gear…then don’t riot. You don’t want to suck in some tear gas, then disperse when the police ask you to disperse.
The entire thing is a lesson in what not to do.
beasn, new york state d-bag pols are trying to help you all out –
remember louise slaughter (midnight savior of obama care vote): http://tinyurl.com/qcsq8fn
scumbag schmuck schumers doxy (Kirsten Gillibrand) also issued a similar statement of stupidity.
State matters are for the States – Federal matters are for the US Gubmint; these dummies don’t quite get it. They were silent when Holder and the Racist Riders descended on Bundy (that inarticulate and doddering old dude at his ranch over not paying his grazing bill) with all the firepower the BLM could muster (including snipers), yet now in a clear cut local matter they want to step up and be the Kent State Contingent –
i truly detest these clowns
Our riots weren’t as exciting as yours. No racial component.
State matters are for the States – Federal matters are for the US Gubmint; these dummies don’t quite get it.
Oh, they get it. They don’t like it and are trying like hell to take all matters for themselves.
Apparently it was Bring a Dozen Rowdy Messican Kids to Costco and the 99c Store Day today.
Have some cuteness. Weeeeee..
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef013484457ce9970c-600wi
Did y’all see that Jessa Duggar is now engaged.
Seems her beau got himself into hot water for going off on Catholics regarding Mary being without sin.
Honey, look at the big picture…..the Catholic Church has put a woman on a pedestal since it’s inception. How awesome is that for starters?
Mahm, beasn is trolling me with baby skunk pics!!!
XB that describes my last 2 weeks.
Class done for the week. I get tonight and tomorrow to have fun and then get to drive back on Sunday night/all day Monday.
I keep expecting the police to release an autopsy showing Michael Brown was drunk/high that night when he attacked the cop. The idea that he was involved in a robbery is just as good.
Good afternoon, people who may not be the innocent little angels that the narrative initially implied.
Seems her beau got himself into hot water for going off on Catholics regarding Mary being without sin.
The archangel Gabriel called her “Full of Grace” as an epithet. One cannot be full of grace without that one is empty of sin.
Plus, pick your battles, kid. The fish-eaters can be your enemy right after we run out of head-cutting heretics. Until that day, practice the phrase “separated brethren in Christ”.
And with that said, I’m off to the Mass of the Assumption.
Of Mary. Into Heaven.
I was “borrowing” those cigars!!
Swisher Sweets are only loosely “Cigars”
Swisher Sweets are popular, cuz the kids will slice them open, dump the tobacco and replace it with pot.
Hello. Today I had someone try to claim that Jews do more damage to the world than Muslims.
I can’t even.
xbrad: I knew a guy who would buy flavored ones and do that. It is indeed a thing.
Revvy knows TFG?
Grape Swisher Sweets?
So do we get to call this one “Saint Swisher”?
Saint Swisher of the Flip Flops. Hoodie was taken.
Oso: Yep, he always got the grape ones.
And no Oso, I just happen to be 20-something and my age group is nucking futs.
A cigar wrapper filled with pot is called a blunt. As I recall the vanilla flavor was quite nice.
I learned about blunts maybe a decade ago.
By watching COPS.
My local cigar store doesn’t carry the Swisher Sweets or Phillie Blunts for that reason. There’s a steady stream of young’uns coming in and looking for them. The owners send them to the gas station next door.
Although I seem to have run off this particular idiot by pointing out that any damage Israel has done (conceding that point for the sake of brevity) is confined to their immediate area, whereas Muslims have killed and rioted and destroyed all over the world. He doesn’t seem to have a response to that.
Wasn’t Saint Trayvon trying to buy ingredients for a blunt right before he was martyred?
Swisher Sweets are popular, cuz the kids will slice them open, dump the tobacco and replace it with pot.
I never would have guessed.
Happy belated birthday Revvy. Happy timely birthday J’Ames and Lippy. Happy fish stick Friday MJ.
Wasn’t Saint Trayvon trying to buy ingredients for a blunt right before he was martyred?
Nope. He was buying the stuff for “Lean.” You dump cough syrup (preferably with codeine) into iced tea with Skittles.
Alex – no, that was Lean, which is basically suped-up ephedrine. Makes you rage-y. Kid prolly would’ve been better off on pot.
I think Tray-Tray was buying Skittles and a watermelon beverage.
Thanks Jimbro 🙂 I’m offically old enough to rent a car!
Revvy, I am finding RL friends on my TL that are douchebags when it comes to Israel. State Dept kids I grew up with are the main offenders. I know you’ve encountered one. He is active duty military just back from Kabul and he still spews illegal settlement crap.
I knew he was buying the stuff for Lead, but I could have sworn the camera showed him trying to buy a cigar as well.
I’m really happy the saint that’s married to Hotspur is feeling better. I was a bit worried a few days ago.
He might have, Alex, but I think the Lean thing was more focused on because originally the media was trying to be like ‘Oh look how innocent, he was just getting a snack’
Oso – The illegal settlement thing kills me. There are no Israeli settlements in Gaza; they completely abandoned it to the Palestinians. The disputed territories are in the West Bank, which is DISPUTED only because Israel won it fair and square in a war they didn’t start, and then the international community decided that that wasn’t fair because reasons.
MJ, yes. Pneumonia is always scary.
I’m going to make pruno in my bathtub. I can’t wait for Secret Santa time.
Revvy, I know that. You know that. When we were stationed on Taiwan, Taiwan had few friends. Israel, Saudi, US, Aussies, South VN, South Africa, and a few others. I just don’t understand how kids I grew up with can be such anti-semitic commie losers.
Skunks will destroy everything you hold dear, and defile all that is righteous and just.
Thanks for the birthday wishes from everyone today. I’m going to continue celebrating by making pizzas.
Oso ❤ Pupster
Wasn’t Saint Trayvon trying to buy ingredients for a blunt right before he was martyred?
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Sir, I’d like a wrapper, preferably flavored in the citrus family, and enough Mare i wanna to fill it.
I’m making a blunt!
Sheesh. There is something seriously wrong with Texas. Austin needs a serious fumigating.
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/texas-perry-indicted-coercion-veto-threat-25003869
A drunk DA convicted of DUI who didn’t serve her entire penalty in jail gets a grand jury to railroad Perry. For merely using the veto power of a governor.
Taking out Repubs pre-emptively for 2016.
There are no Israeli settlements in Gaza; they completely abandoned it to the Palestinians.
So, what, Gaza’s not good enough for teh JOOOOOOOOS?
/ill-informed anti-Semite scumbag
I remember the greenhouses and fertile lands that became shit under Pali control.
I think we need a drink of the week creation called “A Skunking Pupster”.
Black and White. Chop chop MJ
Uhh…..
Add a dash of Eddie Murphy
Splash of Joe Piscopo
Shake. Strain.
Perry got sued for being a politician.
*Starts singing Ebony & Ivory just for MCPO
He’s not being sued- he’s charged with a felony.
Yes.
It’s still BS.
Any bets that this actually make Perry more popular?
Liberal TX friends are whooping it up.
See Delay. MFM can go fuck themselves.
Charged with TWO felonies. By a grand jury. Texas is being dismantled by leftist careerists. It’s going blue in ten years.
Perry ought to arrest the entire grand jury, the drunk DA, lock them up, and refuse to grant habeus corpus.
Just to piss ’em off.
Instead the usual RINO crew will run away from Rick Perry and say he has to submit to The Law like a nice obedient lad.
Travis County is Massachusetts surrounded by reality.
Anyone still think a Repub can win in 2016? There won’t be any left who aren’t under trumped-up indictment, smeared with phony scandals or accused of serial homophobia/racism/sexism. The MFM is clearing the field for whomever the Clintons and Obamas want.
The Law has no meaning. All politics, all the time. We’re fucked.
Travis County is the seat of law in Texas. And law is in the hands of the Left.
Have I mentioned that “Prepper Books” are my best sellers? In NM. My dyke boss is a major prepper. Prepping crosses all political lines in NM.
They got a few very wealthy people to commit to turning CO blue and it worked. Very quickly.
I’m not sure the same model or process will work in TX, but it makes me a little worried.
Illegals will turn TX Blue. And Fucktards like Cornyn.
I was just at the IB. What kind of loser lets the IB run them off?
If the law can indict Perry on two counts for a using a veto (talk about one branch usurping power from another!) it ought to have a list of indictments against Licorice Dick that stretches from here to the moon.
This is third world shit, people. This truly has become a banana republic.
GO, banana republic+TFG=Rayciss!!!
Our Canadian neighbor gave apples to everyone in the building. She knows everybody by name!!!! Just found out gay neighbor is Michael. He doesn’t have pets.
Texas blog.
banana republic+TFG=Rayciss!!!
These days, if you aren’t a rayciss you’re a fool.
I’m a rayciss. Some white chick drove drunk in TX and refused to resign. White guy gets indicted. Sounds legit.
>> Sheesh. There is something seriously wrong with Texas. Austin needs a serious fumigating.
Dude. Look up “Travis County DA Ronnie Earles”. There is nothing new under the blistering goddamn JESUS FUCK IT’S HOT Austin sun in August.
Sad thing is this really is a hit. Sure, Lehmberg’s drunk ass videos will be all over the place. But the media knows how to put the word “Indicted” under every pic of Perry from now until Nov 2016
Just found out gay neighbor is Michael.
Tell him I said happy birthday.
^^^^^ Exactly!!!
Where does Perry go to get his reputation back? Ah…fuck it.
Perry has to respond to a grand jury indictment. This is a big deal, no matter how hot it is in Austin, and this is new. No one has been indicted with this sort of charge in TX since 1917. So if y’all want to believe this is a big nothing, help yourselves. This is a big win for Texas proggies.
No I just said it’s not nothing. It damages him.
Ask yourself why they’d run the risk of this video getting out when they knew it would.
The answer is “it’s worth it”.
Just like passing Obamacare
There aren’t 4 dead Americans, but Perry is damaged and the Cankled Whore is still in the running.
Don’t forget the John Doe investigation up in WI was doing its best to imply that Scott Walker was a criminal as well.
H8N life again. Worked in the liquor dept last night. 50 yr old women don’t get paid enough to stack beer and booze.
It’s almost like it’s a theme:
Mitt Romney (R-Choir Boy) was made out to be a murdering, dog abusing, tax felon that hated unkempt gay people.
He had binders full of women!!! That he offered jobs!!! And they had pay equality!!! That bastard!!!
Leon, someone posted a video of you online (sorry if someone’s already told you about it)
We have a neighborhood guy that walks around with a weighted backpack. We call him “Forrest”
I’m sure that this thing with Perry will be just the boost that Wendy Davis needs to….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Sorry, I just couldn’t keep it together there.
Just got blocked by a RL HS friend for retweeting the ride home dealio with the Travis Cty DA.
You people need to comment faster. Rain in the MTNS. Power loss in the city? Makes no sense.
Just swapped over to AT&T Uverse today.
Very painful.
Still trying to get remotes working correctly.
Drinking seem to be helping.
Are you getting ROOT with the CF that is Reds/Rockies?
Nearly got run over by a Prius driver today. Vanity plates: RDSOXFAN. Fucker was too stupid to use mirrors. Or look back. Dan kept me from going Messican on his hippie ass.
Dan is theweather.com junkie. He thinks I’m a Whacko bird. Guess who was just crowned desert diva weather winner? Booyah!
No one has been indicted with this sort of charge in TX since 1917.
Where do you get that from?
Obama has abused his power since day one. WTF don’t republicans nail his ass hard like this? (SYWM or I’ll beat the living daylights out of you if you put any visual of that f*ck in my head.)
Beasn, it is TX. Lots of Yellow Dog Dems before RR. Don’t try to make sense.
Phat – What speed are you getting on your ping with Uverse?
Beasn, we don’t have the votes in the Senate. Wouldn’t be prudent. Vote Cornyn. Vote Thad. Vote Lamar. Vote Mitch.
I’m such a RINO, I agree with DrewM!!! Fuck it. I’ll vote GOP. I’ll continue to prep. Fuck all y’all.
Beasn, see the last paragraph of this article.
If anyone needs to be indicted, it’s Cankles.
Thanks Sean.
I put some of this stuff on my facechimp wall because I have several LiV friends, who sometimes pay attention.
They are going to screw you, Phat.
No justice! No peace!!! WTF…meh. Rayciss
Did anybody repeatedly tell anybody else to call Greg today?
Hail and Lightning. Shit is getting real. My legs are getting shredded by too long doxie nails. Freaks are at eleventy. G’night.
Doggie earplugs. You need some.
Thundershirts don’t work.
Chick I work with is A-OK with drinking and voting after 25. I H8 this SHIT!!!
I H8 you guys. Thunder/Lightning storm. Barely hanging on. I risk electrocution…for what? I said Good DAY!
L to R: Sean, oso…
Hey, thanks for the birthday wishes and happy birthday J’ames!
I had a great day with my family.
happy birthday Lipps!
Are you 29 yet?
Thx Sean.
She named her pool boy Family?
We are family…
Pittsburgh/d
HEY ya’ll I’m not tryin to be a jerk it just worked out that way. I love you all, I’m just busy as all hell with work and also loving a kid who is frettin about her soldier in harm’s way. I’m here, I look in almost daily.. just no time.
I hate you all equally, except I hate Car in a little bit more.
Can’t help that. Can’t help it.
I love you dorks I’m ok.
Oso,
I thought you called it a night!
I did!!! You fucks keep dragging me back in!!!
If you put your Thundershirt on, you would be asleep by now.
It is crazy!!! We are getting thunder boomers and hail, but the experts are all about “Northern NM”
My pool boy is named something scandinavian.
Sven! Yuengling! STAT!
Scandinavian–is that an Armenian name?
I need a Thundershirt. Would be awful nice to have something like that, for people, for when we fret.
Lauraw, they don’t work. Regular tee and hold your bebe close.
If I had a Thundershirt I would hang it on the wall and look at it every day.
We’ve been getting a little rain, but nowhere near usual, and way below what we need. All I hear on the news is what a great year we’re having, but I’m not seeing it down here. It just started greening up last week. All the rain is going north of us and hitting ABQ.
Can’t you get the pups some anti-anxiety meds for times like this?
Drought pics show that we are in deluge and Pepe is fucked.
Hold your poolboy closer.
Rain is just wasted on those meth-heads.
TiFW, MA is an epileptic. Short term drugs fuck her up. Gingy never had anxiety until we got Freakzilla. We are all about diet and comfort. My dogs are hippies. Kill me nao
Jan, ice the Veuve.
Hmm….wonder if the thunder and lightning trigger some sort of biological response related to her epilepsy. Don’t know if something like that happens in humans.
TiFW, her first epileptic seizure was under a full moon. Vet was extolling the Full Moon culture. Talked about her ER experience as a people doc. Anecdote not SCIENCE!!!
Lightning flashes could certainly trigger a seizure.
It was scary. I didn’t clear rocks, and MA has a scar. Under her eye. Scarface.
Gingy was never a freak until MA. Other than Furby’s and Singing ChrisMoose. MA is afraid of her own shadow.
Vet was extolling the Full Moon culture.
Hate to tell you this, but he’s probably a werewolf.
Off to hit the sack, night night y’all
Plus, Dad just informed me that since it’s no longer my birthday he can resume beating me, so it’s best to go hide.
G’night Lippy. And happy birfday.
Question for anyone who’s bought TITS shirts–do they run large, small, or just about right?
Jan, ice the Veuve.
Kinky
They seem juuuuust a touch small to me, Sean. You might wanna bump it to XL.
Thanks, b-rad. I normally wear XL, but sometimes you get one that’s like a tent. Or worse, super-long ones that look like they’re supposed to be sundresses or some shit.
I’m sure no one will mock your pretty flower sundress, Sean.
Is that guy wearing a mumu?
*runs away crying hot, salty tears of shame*
Every time I think I’ve had enough
I start heading for the door
There’s a very strange vibration
Piercin’ me right to the core
It says, “Derp around you fool
You know, you love her more and more”
wake wakey
Nice job on teh bewbs, cARin.
We watched an episode of Modern Family last night before the game it was pretty funny, they went to a dude ranch. I’ll watch more on netflix when we’re home.
Fixed an elbow last night late, kid couldn’t feel his fingers so needed to be done ASAP. He’s doing fine now. Next up is a humerus and wrist on the same arm/same kid. Don’t buy your 14 yo kids motorcycles.
Jimbro, as you get to “know” the characters it becomes funnier. I watched a bit of that very episode before i went to bed.
Don’t buy your 14 yo kids motorcycles.
They can wait until they’re paying for their own insurance, TYVM.
Morning, children.
I may have to rethink that whole ‘cats are assholes’ theory
http://imgur.com/gallery/4hb5y
My cats are great. Klaus and I kill bugs together.
For Beasn
http://imgur.com/gallery/pkvobIo
What is the utility of the CPU fan in the middle of that assembly? Pig AC?
Dunno, Leon. I don’t think people who are into steampunk can use two neurons at once.
For XBrad:
See, when I think of steampunk, I guess I normally don’t think about using neurons.
Not exactly.
Time to head to church and help set up the tent for the hog roast tomorrow.
MCPO,
Uverse website speed test:
23 Mbps download, 1.5 Mbps upload.
Seems legit. Definitely faster than DSL was.
Steampunk can be reduced down to its most essential elements:
Victorian era clothes, copper pipes, copper plates, huge goggles with leather belts, leather belts, unnecessary gears every-fucking-where.
Anything I missed?
Aces sidebar has a video with Colin Quinn and Jerry Seinfeld where they are talking about the hipster invasion of Brooklyn. Jerry makes a good point, “if they’re hipsters…how can there be so many of them?”
You missed “stupid waste of time”, Tushar.
New poat!
Excellent menu choice, Phat
http://imgur.com/gallery/lPgA4rF
Caught a teenaged possum this morning in the skunk trap. I asked him if he knew Leon but he just hissed at me like a vampire.