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Big Boob Friday: Crackfat edition

Good morning and welcome to the crackfat edition of Big Boob FRIDAY!!!!! If you find the bulge, you WIN a MAJOR AWARD.

No … now stop your crying … I’m not turning this into a Friday edition of “Find the Bulge”. It’s just a joke, so quit it.

Moving along, please stop looting and rioting long enough for a little mood music featuring hot chick Lzzy Hale in a “music video” filmed right here in Flint.

Today in history:

1769 – Napoleon Bonaparte was born. (emperor of France 1804-13, 1814-15), (d. 1821)

That’s about it. Everything else seemed pretty uninteresting, and even Napolean’s birth is pretty ho-hum.

But YESTERDAY in history, Mr and I celebrated our 21st anniversary. I celebrated by drinking wine and eating fat, and he spent the evening, as he does every night, trying to chew himself free of the restraints. A good time was had by all.

But enough of that. It’s ON WITH THE SHOW.

Recently, the fam and I started actually watching a sitcom, which I haven’t done in years. This week’s boobs come from the show “Modern Family”, which is hilarious. I have no idea if this buxom chicka has ever been featured (probably), but I would say she has all the qualifications.

I give you SOfIA VERGARA!

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She’s looking at you …

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Another photo that may be of interest, although i don’t know why.

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She looks like fun.

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Butt Sofia’s not JUST all about the boobs. She’s also got it going on on the backside.

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What? You guys need more?

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Not enough?

How about a fine example of her acting? (***side boob warning****)

Well, that’s, that’s, that’s all folks for this week’s boobs.

I leave you all with one more hot rocker chick. Perhaps some of you should just turn the sound off? On second thought, perhaps none of you should watch it. Just pretend it’s not there.

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August 15, 2014
Categories: #H2, As Little as Possible, asshole, BADASSDOM, Beauty Personified, Chocolate, CRUNK JUICE!!!, fat chicks, Heavy Metal Thunder, Hostages Legal Aid, Space pens, STFU, whiskey, Wipe your Cobarruvias!, wisermeany, YOU WISH, Your mom likes this . . Author: Car in

277 Comments

  1. Comment by Car in on August 15, 2014 10:44 am

    Eh. Not my best work. Internet was slow this morning for me.

  2. Comment by George Orwell on August 15, 2014 10:50 am

    *leaves 20¢ tip on Car in’s table*

  3. Comment by Jimbro on August 15, 2014 10:52 am

    Reasons for the failed economy #1,367: slow internetz

    Good boobs Car in, happy anniversary!

  4. Comment by George Orwell on August 15, 2014 10:53 am

    Obama believes the name of ISIS’s leader is Zumba Al-Krackfatti.

  5. Comment by Car in on August 15, 2014 10:53 am

    not enough bewbs, george?

  6. Comment by George Orwell on August 15, 2014 10:54 am

    No, I’m just a skinflint.

  7. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on August 15, 2014 10:55 am

    Well, whaddya know – Obama and Holder are defending a criminal thug against whitey. Again.

    http://hotair.com/archives/2014/08/15/ferguson-police-identify-officer-in-michael-brown-shooting/

  8. Comment by George Orwell on August 15, 2014 10:56 am

    The bear up the street upended someone’s garbage can last night. I don’t think he’s following FLOTUS’s dietary commandments.

  9. Comment by Jimbro on August 15, 2014 10:57 am

    Sofia Vergerrer is one of those wimmins I feel like I should know about because I see her name often but I really have no idea who she is or why she’s famous other than her lady bits. Meh, still don’t care.

  10. Comment by George Orwell on August 15, 2014 10:57 am

    Before 2016 Obama will give the FDA a SWAT team.

  11. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on August 15, 2014 10:58 am

    Happy belated anniversary, Car in and Mr. Car in!

    Happy birthday, J’Ames!

  12. Comment by George Orwell on August 15, 2014 10:58 am

    Lady bits are often the sole reason for celebrity.

  13. Comment by George Orwell on August 15, 2014 10:59 am

    *sends J’ames a birthday pizza*

  14. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on August 15, 2014 11:00 am

    If I’m not mistaken, Ms. Vergara is currently dating Joe Manganiello (from “True Blood”). They both seem like nice people.

  15. Comment by Car in on August 15, 2014 11:03 am

    She’s funny on Modern Family.

  16. Comment by Car in on August 15, 2014 11:04 am

    i updated with more boobs.

    *hopes george returns with a better tip

  17. Comment by George Orwell on August 15, 2014 11:05 am

    *leaves 10g bar of gold bullion on Car in’s table*

  18. Comment by George Orwell on August 15, 2014 11:09 am

    Now that Obama has declared the Yazidi crisis over he’s doing a happy dance in Martha’s Vineyard.

  19. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 15, 2014 11:09 am

    She’s funny on Modern Family.

    Never seen it.

  20. Comment by Car in on August 15, 2014 11:10 am

    A few weeks ago, I could have said the same thing leon. it’s funny, clever, and has nice, positive family messages.

  21. Comment by MJ on August 15, 2014 11:17 am

    Great post. I love it.

  22. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on August 15, 2014 11:21 am

    It is a funny show – and you’re right, Car in about it being sweet. We watch it with DD#3.

  23. Comment by xbradtc on August 15, 2014 11:29 am

    If I’m not mistaken, Ms. Vergara is currently dating Joe Manganiello (from “True Blood One Tree Hill”). They both seem like nice people.

    FTFY

  24. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 15, 2014 11:32 am

    Thanks everybody. Happy Birthday, Lipstick!

    Nice boobs, Car in. More content than when I poated her.

  25. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 11:55 am

    Happy Birthday, Lippy.

  26. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on August 15, 2014 11:56 am

    Happy birthday, Lippy! Hope you have a great one ♥♥♥

  27. Comment by xbradtc on August 15, 2014 12:03 pm

    Happy Birthday to J’ames and to Lippy!

    Where’s the cake?

  28. Comment by Cyn on August 15, 2014 12:19 pm

  29. Comment by beasn on August 15, 2014 12:19 pm

    Well, whaddya know – Obama and Holder are defending a criminal thug against whitey. Again.

    Along with the feckless asshole gov. Nixon. They’re making the police the bad guys – the rioters, little children who needs hugs. Poor little things. Maybe we should up their EBT by $1000/month.

    And f*ck the media for making things worse.

  30. Comment by beasn on August 15, 2014 12:20 pm

    Happy Anniversary Car in!

    Happy Bird-day to J’ames and Lippy!

  31. Comment by scott on August 15, 2014 12:22 pm

    Happy birthday to Jay and Lippy.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQlhGT2VMOQ&feature=youtu.be

  32. Comment by beasn on August 15, 2014 12:36 pm

    Well..well..well…poor widdle gentle giant wasn’t so gentle, was he. Now this explains why he was stopped.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2725917/Ferguson-police-Officer-Darren-Wilson-cop-shot-dead-unarmed-teenager-Michael-Brown.html

  33. Comment by beasn on August 15, 2014 12:37 pm

    Also explains why the Quick Trip was torched and the shell spray painted ‘Snitches get stitches’.

  34. Comment by Dr. B on August 15, 2014 12:42 pm

    Is it bad that I saw VERGARA and thought it said Viagra?

  35. Comment by MJ on August 15, 2014 12:43 pm

    Emergency

    http://emergencycutestuff.tumblr.com

  36. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 15, 2014 12:45 pm

    I saw a very misogynist study that suggested that the effect of a slim-waisted, buxom, youthful partner is nearly identical to viagra in terms of the effect on erectile strength.

  37. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 15, 2014 12:47 pm

    The cameraman with the meerkat is what it looks like when I try to do calisthenics with Benny in the room.

  38. Comment by PepeLp on August 15, 2014 12:47 pm

    Good job, Ca Rin. Nice musical selections.

    Happy Birthday J’Ames.

  39. Comment by PepeLp on August 15, 2014 12:51 pm

    Comment by Dr. B on August 15, 2014 12:42 pm

    Is it bad that I saw VERGARA and thought it said Viagra?
    ============

    Works the same way.

  40. Comment by MJ on August 15, 2014 12:51 pm

    Happy Bday lip and jay.

    Has anyone seen them together?

  41. Comment by beasn on August 15, 2014 12:56 pm

    This one is better, MJ.

    http://emergencycutestuff.tumblr.com/post/83568335204/girlwiththeskullkneesocks-awwww

  42. Comment by tomswifty on August 15, 2014 1:00 pm

    My son was complaining after his first day in school because FLOTUS removed all chocolate from the cafeteria. We are now experiencing a HARD tyranny!

  43. Comment by Car in on August 15, 2014 1:16 pm

    It’s freezing up here in Michigan. When I woke up it was in the 50’s. It reminded me, though, that I needed to go sign up for the pre-buy of propane.

    Polar vortex is coming.

  44. Comment by Car in on August 15, 2014 1:24 pm

    J’ames, i figured she’s been done before (SYWM), but then we’re pretty much on repeats here anyway, right?

  45. Comment by Car in on August 15, 2014 1:25 pm

    FTR, i really do like both of those songs, although I don’t like everything those bands do. In This Moment gets a bit too screamo. I can only handle so much.

  46. Comment by MJ on August 15, 2014 1:26 pm

    It was 69 yesterday when I went for a run.

    Anyone want to hear about it in detail?

  47. Comment by Car in on August 15, 2014 1:26 pm

    My husband is a great admirer of Sofia’s work.

  48. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 15, 2014 1:27 pm

    Lzzy Hale has worked with Lindsey Sterling:

  49. Comment by Car in on August 15, 2014 1:28 pm

    how was your pace?

    I need to go running in a bit.

  50. Comment by Hotspur on August 15, 2014 1:30 pm

  51. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 15, 2014 1:52 pm

    The stadium bleachers I built for my chickens to hang out on have more artistic merit than anything that woman has done.

  52. Comment by MJ on August 15, 2014 1:55 pm

    how was your pace?
    I need to go running in a bit.
    ——————————
    It’s ok. I’ve been working more on distance than pace lately. I’m biking 60-90 minutes and running 45-50 minutes.

    Yesterday I ran just under a 9 minute mile for about 5.5 miles. The hills out here are brutal, though. They never end. Yesterday I ran one hill that was a half a mile long. WTF?

    I think I’m in one of those stages where my body is changing again. Body fat is around 18-19% but I work out like a mother fucker.

    I’ll be in Detroit next week. Let’s go for a run.

  53. Comment by Cyn on August 15, 2014 1:58 pm

    I’d run for this.

  54. Comment by MJ on August 15, 2014 1:59 pm

    Yum. That looks good.

  55. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 15, 2014 2:03 pm

    Body fat is around 18-19% but I work out like a mother fucker.

    Mine’s about the same right now. The allergies in May/June and the coincident shoulder sprain have not been good for me.

    That and I’m drinking more.

  56. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 15, 2014 2:04 pm

    My power tower came today, though, so I’m sure things will be turning around soon.

  57. Comment by Cyn on August 15, 2014 2:06 pm

    We should run for this, kill two rocks with one bird.

  58. Comment by Hotspur on August 15, 2014 2:13 pm

    I keep my power tower zipped up.

  59. Comment by xbradtc on August 15, 2014 2:15 pm

    Which one of you dickbutts is going to go to Costco for me?

  60. Comment by Jimbro on August 15, 2014 2:18 pm

    Is Modern Family on netflix? That’s how we tend to watch shows now. Right now we’re on a Criminal Minds bender on satellite tv. For some reason they show multiple episodes on a couple of channels.

  61. Comment by xbradtc on August 15, 2014 2:50 pm

    http://bit.ly/1nWZbRc

  62. Comment by Jimbro on August 15, 2014 2:55 pm

    The odds of me going to Costco for you just dropped considerably

  63. Comment by Jimbro on August 15, 2014 3:12 pm

    They were, admittedly, low before that but are infinitesimal now.

  64. Comment by lauraw on August 15, 2014 3:12 pm

    According to the weather forecast, it is September already. Cool nights, mild warm days. And it took forever to warm up after this Spring. Damn. Short season this year.

  65. Comment by Hotspur on August 15, 2014 3:12 pm

    The odds of me going to Costco are about as high as the odds that Cyn will twirl her panties over her head and fling them at MJ during TITS.

  66. Comment by Cyn on August 15, 2014 3:13 pm

    I keep my power tower zipped up.

    how YOU doin’

  67. Comment by Cyn on August 15, 2014 3:16 pm

    The odds of me going to Costco are about as high as the odds that Cyn will twirl her panties over her head and fling them at MJ during TITS.

    I actually had that slated for Entertainment/Saturday/3:30 pm and now you’ve ruined it. Ruint it all!1!

  68. Comment by Hotspur on August 15, 2014 3:17 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/nl7wv8g

  69. Comment by Hotspur on August 15, 2014 3:19 pm

    It can just be our secret.

  70. Comment by Jimbro on August 15, 2014 3:21 pm

    http://www.chacha.com/question/is-modern-family-on-netflix

    Short answer: First 2 seasons.

  71. Comment by Jimbro on August 15, 2014 3:24 pm

    We’ve dropped to 50 degrees the past 2 nights Laura.

  72. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on August 15, 2014 3:39 pm

    Today is my parents’ 55th wedding anniversary. I confused the heck out of one of my HS friends with the picture I included with my blog post about it – since Mom and Dad don’t want anyone seeing their real pictures, because “you never know who’s reading these things” (um…it’s about 20 people, if that).

    Friend said, “Those don’t look like your parents!”

    Well, when you don’t let your daughter post actual pictures of you on the Internet, she WILL find a funny picture of an old couple and post that instead….

  73. Comment by Cyn on August 15, 2014 3:41 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/nl7wv8g

    HA HA!

  74. Comment by Cyn on August 15, 2014 3:41 pm

    Lots of Anni’s this month – happy happy to all!

  75. Comment by lauraw on August 15, 2014 3:48 pm

    What day did beasn give us her local scuttlebutt on how the Brown shooting happened? I want to read it again.

  76. Comment by lauraw on August 15, 2014 3:57 pm

    Never mind, found it. Some things are jiving with the story coming out now, but nobody is saying anything about cops drawing fire from the crowd.

  77. Comment by lauraw on August 15, 2014 3:57 pm

    https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2014/08/11/mmm-135-dont-tell-me-no-jive/#comment-1022593

  78. Comment by Cyn on August 15, 2014 3:58 pm

    This one?
    https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2014/08/11/mmm-135-dont-tell-me-no-jive/#comment-1022593

  79. Comment by Cyn on August 15, 2014 3:59 pm

    *sighs*

    F5 – I should get me one of those keys ‘er something.

  80. Comment by Hotspur on August 15, 2014 4:01 pm

    Here you go, Laura:

    https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2014/08/11/mmm-135-dont-tell-me-no-jive/#comment-1022593

  81. Comment by Hotspur on August 15, 2014 4:01 pm

    *sniggers*

  82. Comment by Cyn on August 15, 2014 4:07 pm

  83. Comment by Hotspur on August 15, 2014 4:14 pm

    Our new kitten is at the vet. We got her toenails ripped out today.

    It had to be done.

  84. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 15, 2014 4:16 pm

    I do that with the indoor cats. It’s the difference between them living a charmed life in my house and living in the barn.

  85. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on August 15, 2014 4:16 pm

    Anyone like cantaloupe?

    http://wholesomemommy.com/cantaloupe-vanilla-bean-jam/

  86. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 15, 2014 4:19 pm

    In case anyone was interested:

    https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2014/08/11/mmm-135-dont-tell-me-no-jive/#comment-1022593

  87. Comment by Hotspur on August 15, 2014 4:21 pm

    I hated the idea of doing it. Our last cat came that way when HotBride found her, so all of our furniture is fine. We have leather chairs, and there was no way we were letting the cat scratch them.

  88. Comment by Cyn on August 15, 2014 4:25 pm

    Only the one cat?? It was supposed to be a pair! Dang… now we gotta come up with names again.

  89. Comment by Hotspur on August 15, 2014 4:29 pm

    No, we’re getting another one. HotBride’s just been too sick to go get one.

  90. Comment by MJ on August 15, 2014 4:30 pm

    The odds of me going to Costco are about as high as the odds that Cyn will twirl her panties over her head and fling them at MJ during TITS.
    ———————————-
    So you’re going to Costco.

    Pick me up a 55 gallon drum of Flaming Moes.

  91. Comment by Cyn on August 15, 2014 4:34 pm

    How is she feeling after her first night home?

    Yay two kittehs!

  92. Comment by scott on August 15, 2014 4:34 pm

    Why not 3 cats?

  93. Comment by Pupster on August 15, 2014 4:39 pm

    My office is on the edge of downtown and about a block away from as ‘hoody of an area we have in central OH HI OH. There was a young AA lass standing on the street corner holding a home made poster “I am Michael Brown”.

    So I shot her.

    JK. I honked my horn and raised my fist in the air Black Panther style and yelled “Preach it Sistah!”

    Still kidding. I looked around to make sure nobody was going to car jack me, same as I always do on that stretch of road.

  94. Comment by Cyn on August 15, 2014 4:39 pm

    Why not 17 cats?

  95. Comment by Hotspur on August 15, 2014 4:40 pm

    She still pretty sick and depleted. But she’s resting and had her sister, our niece, and our daughter to cater to her occasionally today if she needed anything.

  96. Comment by Hotspur on August 15, 2014 4:41 pm

    Why not 3 cats?

    Believe me, if she could, she would. I drew the line at three.

  97. Comment by Hotspur on August 15, 2014 4:42 pm

    *goes home*

    * finds two new cats underfoot*

  98. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on August 15, 2014 4:45 pm

    A purring kitten is good therapy for someone who doesn’t feel good.

    Until it decides – usually at 3:00 in the morning – that it’s time to play.

  99. Comment by beasn on August 15, 2014 5:23 pm

    Some things are jiving with the story coming out now, but nobody is saying anything about cops drawing fire from the crowd.

    Always wait several days for things to come out. They were off by one year and 60 pounds and the young man. And yes, they were getting shot at and yes, the media isn’t reporting a lot of what is going on because POLICE ARE EVIL AND WE HAVE TO STICK WITH THAT NARRATIVE. They were also shooting at helicopters and the FAA alerted all aircraft to avoid Ferguson airspace.

    Some lib on facechimp made a remark that since they brought in outside help, things have calmed down. Um, nooo…outside help has been there since the first day. Other police departments were there for riot control. The asshole governor replaced all of them with the State patrol and pretty much tied their hands, as I suspected. Eat the rocks, suckers.

    Behold, read the series of tweets from a democrat committee woman of what is still going on.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/08/white-protester-beat-to-ground-in-ferguson-ambulance-called/

  100. Comment by jam2 on August 15, 2014 5:24 pm

    happy birthday to lippy and james!!!
    both amazingly born on big boob crackfat day –

  101. Comment by jam2 on August 15, 2014 5:27 pm

    nice job Carin

    *leaves current BigBoob tip rate tip*

  102. Comment by beasn on August 15, 2014 5:30 pm

    Also the detained ‘journalists’ whined like little sissies when they were removed by police. They had set up shop in McDonalds for the free wifi meant for paying customers. McDonalds wanted them gone and asked the police to help them out.

    You don’t like police in riot gear…then don’t riot. You don’t want to suck in some tear gas, then disperse when the police ask you to disperse.

  103. Comment by MJ on August 15, 2014 5:40 pm

    The entire thing is a lesson in what not to do.

  104. Comment by jam2 on August 15, 2014 5:48 pm

    beasn, new york state d-bag pols are trying to help you all out –

    remember louise slaughter (midnight savior of obama care vote): http://tinyurl.com/qcsq8fn

    scumbag schmuck schumers doxy (Kirsten Gillibrand) also issued a similar statement of stupidity.

    State matters are for the States – Federal matters are for the US Gubmint; these dummies don’t quite get it. They were silent when Holder and the Racist Riders descended on Bundy (that inarticulate and doddering old dude at his ranch over not paying his grazing bill) with all the firepower the BLM could muster (including snipers), yet now in a clear cut local matter they want to step up and be the Kent State Contingent –

    i truly detest these clowns

  105. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 5:50 pm

    Our riots weren’t as exciting as yours. No racial component.

  106. Comment by beasn on August 15, 2014 6:00 pm

    State matters are for the States – Federal matters are for the US Gubmint; these dummies don’t quite get it.

    Oh, they get it. They don’t like it and are trying like hell to take all matters for themselves.

  107. Comment by xbradtc on August 15, 2014 6:00 pm

    Apparently it was Bring a Dozen Rowdy Messican Kids to Costco and the 99c Store Day today.

  108. Comment by beasn on August 15, 2014 6:01 pm

    Have some cuteness. Weeeeee..

    http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef013484457ce9970c-600wi

  109. Comment by beasn on August 15, 2014 6:06 pm

    Did y’all see that Jessa Duggar is now engaged.

    Seems her beau got himself into hot water for going off on Catholics regarding Mary being without sin.

    Honey, look at the big picture…..the Catholic Church has put a woman on a pedestal since it’s inception. How awesome is that for starters?

  110. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 6:11 pm

    Mahm, beasn is trolling me with baby skunk pics!!!

  111. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 6:12 pm

    XB that describes my last 2 weeks.

  112. Comment by Colorado Alex on August 15, 2014 6:19 pm

    Class done for the week. I get tonight and tomorrow to have fun and then get to drive back on Sunday night/all day Monday.

    I keep expecting the police to release an autopsy showing Michael Brown was drunk/high that night when he attacked the cop. The idea that he was involved in a robbery is just as good.

  113. Comment by Sean M. on August 15, 2014 6:22 pm

    Good afternoon, people who may not be the innocent little angels that the narrative initially implied.

  114. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 15, 2014 6:30 pm

    Seems her beau got himself into hot water for going off on Catholics regarding Mary being without sin.

    The archangel Gabriel called her “Full of Grace” as an epithet. One cannot be full of grace without that one is empty of sin.

    Plus, pick your battles, kid. The fish-eaters can be your enemy right after we run out of head-cutting heretics. Until that day, practice the phrase “separated brethren in Christ”.

  115. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 15, 2014 6:31 pm

    And with that said, I’m off to the Mass of the Assumption.

    Of Mary. Into Heaven.

  116. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 15, 2014 6:32 pm

    I was “borrowing” those cigars!!

  117. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 6:35 pm

    Swisher Sweets are only loosely “Cigars”

  118. Comment by xbradtc on August 15, 2014 6:37 pm

    Swisher Sweets are popular, cuz the kids will slice them open, dump the tobacco and replace it with pot.

  119. Comment by Revvy on August 15, 2014 6:38 pm

    Hello. Today I had someone try to claim that Jews do more damage to the world than Muslims.

    I can’t even.

  120. Comment by Revvy on August 15, 2014 6:39 pm

    xbrad: I knew a guy who would buy flavored ones and do that. It is indeed a thing.

  121. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 6:40 pm

    Revvy knows TFG?

  122. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 6:41 pm

    Grape Swisher Sweets?

  123. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on August 15, 2014 6:41 pm

    So do we get to call this one “Saint Swisher”?

  124. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 6:42 pm

    Saint Swisher of the Flip Flops. Hoodie was taken.

  125. Comment by Revvy on August 15, 2014 6:43 pm

    Oso: Yep, he always got the grape ones.

    And no Oso, I just happen to be 20-something and my age group is nucking futs.

  126. Comment by Jewstin on August 15, 2014 6:43 pm

    A cigar wrapper filled with pot is called a blunt. As I recall the vanilla flavor was quite nice.

  127. Comment by xbradtc on August 15, 2014 6:44 pm

    I learned about blunts maybe a decade ago.

    By watching COPS.

  128. Comment by Jimbro on August 15, 2014 6:44 pm

    My local cigar store doesn’t carry the Swisher Sweets or Phillie Blunts for that reason. There’s a steady stream of young’uns coming in and looking for them. The owners send them to the gas station next door.

  129. Comment by Revvy on August 15, 2014 6:45 pm

    Although I seem to have run off this particular idiot by pointing out that any damage Israel has done (conceding that point for the sake of brevity) is confined to their immediate area, whereas Muslims have killed and rioted and destroyed all over the world. He doesn’t seem to have a response to that.

  130. Comment by Colorado Alex on August 15, 2014 6:46 pm

    Wasn’t Saint Trayvon trying to buy ingredients for a blunt right before he was martyred?

  131. Comment by Sean M. on August 15, 2014 6:46 pm

    Swisher Sweets are popular, cuz the kids will slice them open, dump the tobacco and replace it with pot.

    I never would have guessed.

  132. Comment by Jimbro on August 15, 2014 6:48 pm

    Happy belated birthday Revvy. Happy timely birthday J’Ames and Lippy. Happy fish stick Friday MJ.

  133. Comment by Sean M. on August 15, 2014 6:48 pm

    Wasn’t Saint Trayvon trying to buy ingredients for a blunt right before he was martyred?

    Nope. He was buying the stuff for “Lean.” You dump cough syrup (preferably with codeine) into iced tea with Skittles.

  134. Comment by Revvy on August 15, 2014 6:49 pm

    Alex – no, that was Lean, which is basically suped-up ephedrine. Makes you rage-y. Kid prolly would’ve been better off on pot.

  135. Comment by Jimbro on August 15, 2014 6:49 pm

    I think Tray-Tray was buying Skittles and a watermelon beverage.

  136. Comment by Revvy on August 15, 2014 6:50 pm

    Thanks Jimbro 🙂 I’m offically old enough to rent a car!

  137. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 6:56 pm

    Revvy, I am finding RL friends on my TL that are douchebags when it comes to Israel. State Dept kids I grew up with are the main offenders. I know you’ve encountered one. He is active duty military just back from Kabul and he still spews illegal settlement crap.

  138. Comment by Colorado Alex on August 15, 2014 7:00 pm

    I knew he was buying the stuff for Lead, but I could have sworn the camera showed him trying to buy a cigar as well.

  139. Comment by MJ on August 15, 2014 7:03 pm

    I’m really happy the saint that’s married to Hotspur is feeling better. I was a bit worried a few days ago.

  140. Comment by Revvy on August 15, 2014 7:04 pm

    He might have, Alex, but I think the Lean thing was more focused on because originally the media was trying to be like ‘Oh look how innocent, he was just getting a snack’

    Oso – The illegal settlement thing kills me. There are no Israeli settlements in Gaza; they completely abandoned it to the Palestinians. The disputed territories are in the West Bank, which is DISPUTED only because Israel won it fair and square in a war they didn’t start, and then the international community decided that that wasn’t fair because reasons.

  141. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 7:04 pm

    MJ, yes. Pneumonia is always scary.

  142. Comment by Jewstin on August 15, 2014 7:04 pm

    I’m going to make pruno in my bathtub. I can’t wait for Secret Santa time.

  143. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 7:07 pm

    Revvy, I know that. You know that. When we were stationed on Taiwan, Taiwan had few friends. Israel, Saudi, US, Aussies, South VN, South Africa, and a few others. I just don’t understand how kids I grew up with can be such anti-semitic commie losers.

  144. Comment by Pupster on August 15, 2014 7:12 pm

    Skunks will destroy everything you hold dear, and defile all that is righteous and just.

  145. Comment by Jay in Ames on August 15, 2014 7:13 pm

    Thanks for the birthday wishes from everyone today. I’m going to continue celebrating by making pizzas.

  146. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 7:14 pm

    Oso ❤ Pupster

  147. Comment by MJ on August 15, 2014 7:16 pm

    Wasn’t Saint Trayvon trying to buy ingredients for a blunt right before he was martyred?
    ——————————–
    Sir, I’d like a wrapper, preferably flavored in the citrus family, and enough Mare i wanna to fill it.

    I’m making a blunt!

  148. Comment by George Orwell on August 15, 2014 7:17 pm

    Sheesh. There is something seriously wrong with Texas. Austin needs a serious fumigating.

    http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/texas-perry-indicted-coercion-veto-threat-25003869

    A drunk DA convicted of DUI who didn’t serve her entire penalty in jail gets a grand jury to railroad Perry. For merely using the veto power of a governor.

    Taking out Repubs pre-emptively for 2016.

  149. Comment by Sean M. on August 15, 2014 7:19 pm

    There are no Israeli settlements in Gaza; they completely abandoned it to the Palestinians.

    So, what, Gaza’s not good enough for teh JOOOOOOOOS?

    /ill-informed anti-Semite scumbag

  150. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 7:21 pm

    I remember the greenhouses and fertile lands that became shit under Pali control.

  151. Comment by Cyn on August 15, 2014 7:26 pm

    I think we need a drink of the week creation called “A Skunking Pupster”.

  152. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 7:28 pm

    Black and White. Chop chop MJ

  153. Comment by MJ on August 15, 2014 7:33 pm

    Uhh…..

    Add a dash of Eddie Murphy

    Splash of Joe Piscopo

    Shake. Strain.

  154. Comment by MJ on August 15, 2014 7:35 pm

    Perry got sued for being a politician.

  155. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 7:37 pm

    *Starts singing Ebony & Ivory just for MCPO

  156. Comment by xbradtc on August 15, 2014 7:40 pm

    He’s not being sued- he’s charged with a felony.

  157. Comment by MJ on August 15, 2014 7:41 pm

    Yes.

    It’s still BS.

  158. Comment by Colorado Alex on August 15, 2014 7:43 pm

    Any bets that this actually make Perry more popular?

  159. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 7:44 pm

    Liberal TX friends are whooping it up.

  160. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 7:44 pm

    See Delay. MFM can go fuck themselves.

  161. Comment by George Orwell on August 15, 2014 7:47 pm

    Charged with TWO felonies. By a grand jury. Texas is being dismantled by leftist careerists. It’s going blue in ten years.

    Perry ought to arrest the entire grand jury, the drunk DA, lock them up, and refuse to grant habeus corpus.

    Just to piss ’em off.

    Instead the usual RINO crew will run away from Rick Perry and say he has to submit to The Law like a nice obedient lad.

  162. Comment by pendejogrande on August 15, 2014 7:49 pm

    Travis County is Massachusetts surrounded by reality.

  163. Comment by George Orwell on August 15, 2014 7:50 pm

    Anyone still think a Repub can win in 2016? There won’t be any left who aren’t under trumped-up indictment, smeared with phony scandals or accused of serial homophobia/racism/sexism. The MFM is clearing the field for whomever the Clintons and Obamas want.

  164. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 7:50 pm

    The Law has no meaning. All politics, all the time. We’re fucked.

  165. Comment by George Orwell on August 15, 2014 7:51 pm

    Travis County is the seat of law in Texas. And law is in the hands of the Left.

  166. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 7:52 pm

    Have I mentioned that “Prepper Books” are my best sellers? In NM. My dyke boss is a major prepper. Prepping crosses all political lines in NM.

  167. Comment by MJ on August 15, 2014 7:56 pm

    They got a few very wealthy people to commit to turning CO blue and it worked. Very quickly.

    I’m not sure the same model or process will work in TX, but it makes me a little worried.

  168. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 7:57 pm

    Illegals will turn TX Blue. And Fucktards like Cornyn.

  169. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 8:01 pm

    I was just at the IB. What kind of loser lets the IB run them off?

  170. Comment by George Orwell on August 15, 2014 8:02 pm

    If the law can indict Perry on two counts for a using a veto (talk about one branch usurping power from another!) it ought to have a list of indictments against Licorice Dick that stretches from here to the moon.

    This is third world shit, people. This truly has become a banana republic.

  171. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 8:05 pm

    GO, banana republic+TFG=Rayciss!!!

  172. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 8:13 pm

    Our Canadian neighbor gave apples to everyone in the building. She knows everybody by name!!!! Just found out gay neighbor is Michael. He doesn’t have pets.

  173. Comment by Hotspur on August 15, 2014 8:14 pm

    Texas blog.

  174. Comment by George Orwell on August 15, 2014 8:19 pm

    banana republic+TFG=Rayciss!!!

    These days, if you aren’t a rayciss you’re a fool.

  175. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 8:25 pm

    I’m a rayciss. Some white chick drove drunk in TX and refused to resign. White guy gets indicted. Sounds legit.

  176. Comment by daveintexas on August 15, 2014 8:29 pm

    >> Sheesh. There is something seriously wrong with Texas. Austin needs a serious fumigating.

    Dude. Look up “Travis County DA Ronnie Earles”. There is nothing new under the blistering goddamn JESUS FUCK IT’S HOT Austin sun in August.

    Sad thing is this really is a hit. Sure, Lehmberg’s drunk ass videos will be all over the place. But the media knows how to put the word “Indicted” under every pic of Perry from now until Nov 2016

  177. Comment by Sean M. on August 15, 2014 8:29 pm

    Just found out gay neighbor is Michael.

    Tell him I said happy birthday.

  178. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 8:31 pm

    ^^^^^ Exactly!!!

  179. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 8:32 pm

    Where does Perry go to get his reputation back? Ah…fuck it.

  180. Comment by George Orwell on August 15, 2014 8:38 pm

    Perry has to respond to a grand jury indictment. This is a big deal, no matter how hot it is in Austin, and this is new. No one has been indicted with this sort of charge in TX since 1917. So if y’all want to believe this is a big nothing, help yourselves. This is a big win for Texas proggies.

  181. Comment by daveintexas on August 15, 2014 8:42 pm

    No I just said it’s not nothing. It damages him.

    Ask yourself why they’d run the risk of this video getting out when they knew it would.

    The answer is “it’s worth it”.

    Just like passing Obamacare

  182. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 8:47 pm

    There aren’t 4 dead Americans, but Perry is damaged and the Cankled Whore is still in the running.

  183. Comment by xbradtc on August 15, 2014 8:50 pm

    Don’t forget the John Doe investigation up in WI was doing its best to imply that Scott Walker was a criminal as well.

  184. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 9:02 pm

    H8N life again. Worked in the liquor dept last night. 50 yr old women don’t get paid enough to stack beer and booze.

  185. Comment by MJ on August 15, 2014 9:16 pm

    It’s almost like it’s a theme:

    Mitt Romney (R-Choir Boy) was made out to be a murdering, dog abusing, tax felon that hated unkempt gay people.

  186. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 9:20 pm

    He had binders full of women!!! That he offered jobs!!! And they had pay equality!!! That bastard!!!

  187. Comment by aliceaitch on August 15, 2014 9:20 pm

    Leon, someone posted a video of you online (sorry if someone’s already told you about it)

  188. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 9:24 pm

    We have a neighborhood guy that walks around with a weighted backpack. We call him “Forrest”

  189. Comment by Sean M. on August 15, 2014 9:24 pm

    I’m sure that this thing with Perry will be just the boost that Wendy Davis needs to….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Sorry, I just couldn’t keep it together there.

  190. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 9:37 pm

    Just got blocked by a RL HS friend for retweeting the ride home dealio with the Travis Cty DA.

  191. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 9:50 pm

    You people need to comment faster. Rain in the MTNS. Power loss in the city? Makes no sense.

  192. Comment by phat on August 15, 2014 9:51 pm

    Just swapped over to AT&T Uverse today.

    Very painful.

    Still trying to get remotes working correctly.

    Drinking seem to be helping.

  193. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 9:54 pm

    Are you getting ROOT with the CF that is Reds/Rockies?

  194. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 10:00 pm

    Nearly got run over by a Prius driver today. Vanity plates: RDSOXFAN. Fucker was too stupid to use mirrors. Or look back. Dan kept me from going Messican on his hippie ass.

  195. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 10:08 pm

    Dan is theweather.com junkie. He thinks I’m a Whacko bird. Guess who was just crowned desert diva weather winner? Booyah!

  196. Comment by beasn on August 15, 2014 10:12 pm

    No one has been indicted with this sort of charge in TX since 1917.

    Where do you get that from?

  197. Comment by beasn on August 15, 2014 10:13 pm

    Obama has abused his power since day one. WTF don’t republicans nail his ass hard like this? (SYWM or I’ll beat the living daylights out of you if you put any visual of that f*ck in my head.)

  198. Comment by Pupster on August 15, 2014 10:13 pm

  199. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 10:14 pm

    Beasn, it is TX. Lots of Yellow Dog Dems before RR. Don’t try to make sense.

  200. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 15, 2014 10:14 pm

    Phat – What speed are you getting on your ping with Uverse?

  201. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 10:16 pm

    Beasn, we don’t have the votes in the Senate. Wouldn’t be prudent. Vote Cornyn. Vote Thad. Vote Lamar. Vote Mitch.

  202. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 10:17 pm

    I’m such a RINO, I agree with DrewM!!! Fuck it. I’ll vote GOP. I’ll continue to prep. Fuck all y’all.

  203. Comment by Pupster on August 15, 2014 10:18 pm

  204. Comment by Sean M. on August 15, 2014 10:21 pm

    Beasn, see the last paragraph of this article.

  205. Comment by beasn on August 15, 2014 10:21 pm

    If anyone needs to be indicted, it’s Cankles.

  206. Comment by beasn on August 15, 2014 10:23 pm

    Thanks Sean.

    I put some of this stuff on my facechimp wall because I have several LiV friends, who sometimes pay attention.

  207. Comment by scott on August 15, 2014 10:24 pm

    They are going to screw you, Phat.

  208. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 10:24 pm

    No justice! No peace!!! WTF…meh. Rayciss

  209. Comment by Sean M. on August 15, 2014 10:27 pm

    Did anybody repeatedly tell anybody else to call Greg today?

  210. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 10:30 pm

    Hail and Lightning. Shit is getting real. My legs are getting shredded by too long doxie nails. Freaks are at eleventy. G’night.

  211. Comment by beasn on August 15, 2014 10:32 pm

    Doggie earplugs. You need some.

  212. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 10:34 pm

    Thundershirts don’t work.

  213. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 10:36 pm

    Chick I work with is A-OK with drinking and voting after 25. I H8 this SHIT!!!

  214. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 10:42 pm

    I H8 you guys. Thunder/Lightning storm. Barely hanging on. I risk electrocution…for what? I said Good DAY!

  215. Comment by Sean M. on August 15, 2014 10:53 pm

    L to R: Sean, oso…

  216. Comment by Lipstick on August 15, 2014 10:55 pm

    Hey, thanks for the birthday wishes and happy birthday J’ames!

    I had a great day with my family.

  217. Comment by Vmaximus on August 15, 2014 11:00 pm

    happy birthday Lipps!
    Are you 29 yet?

  218. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 11:01 pm

    Thx Sean.

  219. Comment by scott on August 15, 2014 11:02 pm

    She named her pool boy Family?

  220. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 11:10 pm

    We are family…

  221. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 11:10 pm

    Pittsburgh/d

  222. Comment by daveintexas on August 15, 2014 11:13 pm

    HEY ya’ll I’m not tryin to be a jerk it just worked out that way. I love you all, I’m just busy as all hell with work and also loving a kid who is frettin about her soldier in harm’s way. I’m here, I look in almost daily.. just no time.

    I hate you all equally, except I hate Car in a little bit more.

    Can’t help that. Can’t help it.

    I love you dorks I’m ok.

  223. Comment by Vmaximus on August 15, 2014 11:13 pm

    Oso,
    I thought you called it a night!

  224. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 11:15 pm

    I did!!! You fucks keep dragging me back in!!!

  225. Comment by scott on August 15, 2014 11:22 pm

    If you put your Thundershirt on, you would be asleep by now.

  226. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 11:24 pm

    It is crazy!!! We are getting thunder boomers and hail, but the experts are all about “Northern NM”

  227. Comment by Lipstick on August 15, 2014 11:27 pm

    My pool boy is named something scandinavian.

  228. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 11:28 pm

    Sven! Yuengling! STAT!

  229. Comment by Sean M. on August 15, 2014 11:29 pm

    Scandinavian–is that an Armenian name?

  230. Comment by lauraw on August 15, 2014 11:31 pm

    I need a Thundershirt. Would be awful nice to have something like that, for people, for when we fret.

  231. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 11:34 pm

    Lauraw, they don’t work. Regular tee and hold your bebe close.

  232. Comment by Jewstin on August 15, 2014 11:36 pm

    If I had a Thundershirt I would hang it on the wall and look at it every day.

  233. Comment by PepeLp on August 15, 2014 11:36 pm

    We’ve been getting a little rain, but nowhere near usual, and way below what we need. All I hear on the news is what a great year we’re having, but I’m not seeing it down here. It just started greening up last week. All the rain is going north of us and hitting ABQ.

  234. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on August 15, 2014 11:37 pm

    Can’t you get the pups some anti-anxiety meds for times like this?

  235. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 11:38 pm

    Drought pics show that we are in deluge and Pepe is fucked.

  236. Comment by xbradtc on August 15, 2014 11:39 pm

    Hold your poolboy closer.

  237. Comment by scott on August 15, 2014 11:40 pm

    Rain is just wasted on those meth-heads.

  238. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 11:41 pm

    TiFW, MA is an epileptic. Short term drugs fuck her up. Gingy never had anxiety until we got Freakzilla. We are all about diet and comfort. My dogs are hippies. Kill me nao

  239. Comment by Lipstick on August 15, 2014 11:42 pm

    Jan, ice the Veuve.

  240. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on August 15, 2014 11:46 pm

    Hmm….wonder if the thunder and lightning trigger some sort of biological response related to her epilepsy. Don’t know if something like that happens in humans.

  241. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 11:53 pm

    TiFW, her first epileptic seizure was under a full moon. Vet was extolling the Full Moon culture. Talked about her ER experience as a people doc. Anecdote not SCIENCE!!!

  242. Comment by Jewstin on August 15, 2014 11:57 pm

    Lightning flashes could certainly trigger a seizure.

  243. Comment by osoloco11 on August 15, 2014 11:58 pm

    It was scary. I didn’t clear rocks, and MA has a scar. Under her eye. Scarface.

  244. Comment by osoloco11 on August 16, 2014 12:00 am

    Gingy was never a freak until MA. Other than Furby’s and Singing ChrisMoose. MA is afraid of her own shadow.

  245. Comment by Sean M. on August 16, 2014 12:05 am

    Vet was extolling the Full Moon culture.

    Hate to tell you this, but he’s probably a werewolf.

  246. Comment by Lipstick on August 16, 2014 12:06 am

    Off to hit the sack, night night y’all

  247. Comment by Lipstick on August 16, 2014 12:08 am

    Plus, Dad just informed me that since it’s no longer my birthday he can resume beating me, so it’s best to go hide.

  248. Comment by Sean M. on August 16, 2014 12:10 am

    G’night Lippy. And happy birfday.

  249. Comment by Sean M. on August 16, 2014 12:23 am

    Question for anyone who’s bought TITS shirts–do they run large, small, or just about right?

  250. Comment by lauraw on August 16, 2014 12:23 am

    Jan, ice the Veuve.

    Kinky

  251. Comment by xbradtc on August 16, 2014 12:32 am

    They seem juuuuust a touch small to me, Sean. You might wanna bump it to XL.

  252. Comment by Sean M. on August 16, 2014 12:40 am

    Thanks, b-rad. I normally wear XL, but sometimes you get one that’s like a tent. Or worse, super-long ones that look like they’re supposed to be sundresses or some shit.

  253. Comment by xbradtc on August 16, 2014 12:58 am

    I’m sure no one will mock your pretty flower sundress, Sean.

  254. Comment by Jewstin on August 16, 2014 1:06 am

    Is that guy wearing a mumu?

  255. Comment by Sean M. on August 16, 2014 1:36 am

    *runs away crying hot, salty tears of shame*

  256. Comment by Sean M. on August 16, 2014 3:18 am

    Every time I think I’ve had enough
    I start heading for the door
    There’s a very strange vibration
    Piercin’ me right to the core
    It says, “Derp around you fool
    You know, you love her more and more”

  257. Comment by Car in on August 16, 2014 7:44 am

    wake wakey

  258. Comment by Pupster on August 16, 2014 7:55 am

    Nice job on teh bewbs, cARin.

  259. Comment by Jimbro on August 16, 2014 8:15 am

    We watched an episode of Modern Family last night before the game it was pretty funny, they went to a dude ranch. I’ll watch more on netflix when we’re home.

    Fixed an elbow last night late, kid couldn’t feel his fingers so needed to be done ASAP. He’s doing fine now. Next up is a humerus and wrist on the same arm/same kid. Don’t buy your 14 yo kids motorcycles.

  260. Comment by Car in on August 16, 2014 8:29 am

    Jimbro, as you get to “know” the characters it becomes funnier. I watched a bit of that very episode before i went to bed.

  261. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 16, 2014 8:35 am

    Don’t buy your 14 yo kids motorcycles.

    They can wait until they’re paying for their own insurance, TYVM.

  262. Comment by PepeLp on August 16, 2014 8:37 am

    Morning, children.

  263. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 16, 2014 8:43 am

  264. Comment by Tushar on August 16, 2014 8:49 am

    I may have to rethink that whole ‘cats are assholes’ theory

    http://imgur.com/gallery/4hb5y

  265. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 16, 2014 8:51 am

    My cats are great. Klaus and I kill bugs together.

  266. Comment by Tushar on August 16, 2014 9:08 am

    For Beasn

    http://imgur.com/gallery/pkvobIo

  267. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 16, 2014 9:10 am

    What is the utility of the CPU fan in the middle of that assembly? Pig AC?

  268. Comment by Tushar on August 16, 2014 9:13 am

    Dunno, Leon. I don’t think people who are into steampunk can use two neurons at once.

    For XBrad:

  269. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 16, 2014 9:15 am

    See, when I think of steampunk, I guess I normally don’t think about using neurons.

    Not exactly.

  270. Comment by leoncaruthers on August 16, 2014 9:17 am

    Time to head to church and help set up the tent for the hog roast tomorrow.

  271. Comment by phat on August 16, 2014 9:19 am

    MCPO,

    Uverse website speed test:

    23 Mbps download, 1.5 Mbps upload.

    Seems legit. Definitely faster than DSL was.

  272. Comment by Tushar on August 16, 2014 9:21 am

    Steampunk can be reduced down to its most essential elements:
    Victorian era clothes, copper pipes, copper plates, huge goggles with leather belts, leather belts, unnecessary gears every-fucking-where.

    Anything I missed?

  273. Comment by Pupster on August 16, 2014 9:22 am

    Aces sidebar has a video with Colin Quinn and Jerry Seinfeld where they are talking about the hipster invasion of Brooklyn. Jerry makes a good point, “if they’re hipsters…how can there be so many of them?”

  274. Comment by Pupster on August 16, 2014 9:23 am

    You missed “stupid waste of time”, Tushar.

  275. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on August 16, 2014 9:24 am

    New poat!

  276. Comment by Tushar on August 16, 2014 9:25 am

    Excellent menu choice, Phat

    http://imgur.com/gallery/lPgA4rF

  277. Comment by Pupster on August 16, 2014 9:26 am

    Caught a teenaged possum this morning in the skunk trap. I asked him if he knew Leon but he just hissed at me like a vampire.


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