So…I’m staying at a little condo on the beach in Fl last week when I witness something very, very unusual. As I’m carrying the last of the bags out to the car I look over and spot a group of about 12 people arguing with a cab driver in a language that can only be explained as ‘hocking a loogie.’ Turns out it was Arabic but you catch my drift.
Upon closer inspection, i.e., me turning my head when GND says, “WTFITS,” I notice that there is one dude, seven or eight children, and four women (?) dressed in burqas. Head to toe, webbed eye opening, burqas. Now, mind you, it was a blistering 100+ degrees on the beach and somewhere near 101% humidity. I can only imagine the discomfort of having to wear a snuggie in Florida…in August. Either Allah or fear, BIRM, are powerful motivators.
We all know that I’m a total racist so let’s put that aside for a minutes…wait. Does this make me a bigot or a racist? It’s so hard to keep up with my hate labels these days so let’s just call it both. Anyhoo, so there I am, stewing in my racist-bigot thoughts when I burst out laughing. GND has started doing this. She’s smart enough to keep her racist-bigot speech to a barely audible whisper, but I couldn’t take it. I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and ran for the car.
Honorary hostage. 24 days till TITS.
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