I wonder what I’m doing in another universe right now

Good call, MJ.

Hi Lipstick, it’s Cyn not Dora, but I’m still happy to pick you up.

These are gonna make awesome pasties; thanks, Revvy!

 

226 Comments

  1. Best poat in the history of poating. Hands down.

  2. Other universe me is waking up on a tropical island beach, gentle waves lapping at the shoreline, cabana boy approaching with a mango-orange juice and a fruit tray.

  3. And I’m having this for lunch.

  4. Hey look, my thing is on the poat!

  5. Awesome post, Cyn.

    http://is.gd/UOoa3t

  6. That looks pretty good. I’m making shrimp and Israeli cous cous (or however the fuck you spell it) for dinner.

  7. Thanks, MJ

    http://is.gd/i3u5BJ

  8. I suddenly have a hankering for fish sticks; that will probably be on the menu this evening. And ketchup.

  9. ;_; I want foooood.

  10. President DickButt in an interview with the Economist:

    “The other advantage the Chinese have is they don’t have Congress.”

    Yeah, that’s a great system they’ve got there.

  11. Another advantage is that the Chinese don’t have him

  12. Going to http://www.rodiziogrill.com/ for lunch, Boy2 turned 16 on Tuesday while I was out of town. Other than a car, it was the only present he wanted.

  13. Looks delicious Pup. My mom’s gonna want to take me somewhere for a b-day dinner when she visits. I’ll have to figure out where that’s gonna happen.

  14. The Chinese also don’t have the EPA, OSHA, IRS, NLRB, AFL-CIO, etc. Too bad the unprecedented 0ne can’t see the forest for the blinding failure staring back in his mirror.

  15. It’s unbelievable Revster…I have to pace myself or I’ll explode into a red mist of meaty gravy.

  16. I know my boy wants us to go back to the steakhouse we went to when I was first visiting him down here. http://redprimesteak.com/ But I’d feel bad having my parents pay for 5 people to eat there.

  17. Saw a banner on an SUV back window yesterday:

    If you are “Ready for Hillary in 2016” you are an Idiot Right Now

  18. We are cheating and going to the $19 lunch instead of the $32 a plate dinner. I foresee a nap.

  19. Happy Birthday to PupBoy2

  20. Major network Sunday News shows =

  21. We’re going to eat so much… mostly because my boyfriend will be there and he wants to eat everything in the city whenever we go there.

  22. I saw Living Color play back when I lived in Worcester, MA. It was some old downtown concert venue that had seen better days but they probably picked it based on expected ticket sales. They put on a pretty good show as I recall.

  23. Major network Sunday News shows =

    http://youtu.be/7xxgRUyzgs0

    In my humble and yet totally correct opinion, that is the best jam to be written, produced and recorded during my adult lifetime.

  24. Fair warning: The linked image is a close up of Hilldebeast’s ugly mug, explained in detail.

  25. My humility kilt it.

  26. I will never be able to go to a decent steakhouse. Wife won’t eat anything except veggies and maybe chicken.
    Kids don’t eat anything except fries and ice cream.

  27. I just got through reading Blood Feud about the struggle between the Clintons and the Obumbles for the future of the crime family democratic party. According to the author, Hill and Bill have both had a bunch of plastic surgery done recently in getting ready to bamboozle the FSA into voting for her in ’16.

  28. Looks like its just mea nd you, Tushar. Wanna play Cowboys and…….uh never mind. So, HOW YOU DOIN?

  29. Rodizio has 4 different chicken offerings, along with lamb and pork. They also roast pineapple which is delicious. You can also just stick with the salad bar which is the size of a tractor trailer and full of stuff Mrs. Tushar would like.

  30. Pendejo,
    Before you play Cowboys and Indians with me, you may want to ask Phat or XBrad how I am with a .45

  31. Well, I’ll be. Rodizio has a location in NJ. 50 miles away, but that is a leisurely stroll by NJ standards.

  32. So, I am buying some really cheap weight equipment from some guy living nearby. Found through craigslist.
    Price is agreed, pickup time is agreed. All set. Except the dude has not given me his address.

    **twiddles thumbs**

  33. Thats no fair.

  34. http://youtu.be/7xxgRUyzgs0

    In my humble and yet totally correct opinion, that is the best jam to be written, produced and recorded during my adult lifetime.

    You are not wrong.

  35. Also, I am* kicking ass on the sewing machine. I really, really do detest that fucking thing, but I am bound and determined to master it.

    There may be something wrong with me.

    *for the moment

  36. When you can make shirts as nice as the ones Cathy made on her sewing machine, let me know.

  37. Ugh! They have ABC youth programming on in the breakroom. I’ve learned that 3 out 4 kids are victims of or observers of bullying. KidsTeenNews is BS. I’m ready to scream. The Red Cross Youth program has me wanting to roll a bulldozer over this commie.

  38. Will do Xbrad; I’ll probably crow from the top of the world but I don’t actually see that happening in my lifetime.

  39. Change the channel, Oso.

  40. To be honest, Cynnabuns, she bought the shirts, and used the machine to embroider them.

  41. Good to know, X. Hey! That’s cheating!!

    My MiL used to be good enough to make clothing; I still have a shirt or two she made me eons ago and she made a crap ton of clothes for her kids all thru their growing years. And not raggamuffin shit either.

    I don’t want to get ~that~ good, I don’t even like sewing. I have one project that I’d like to successfully do: a window shade with some really nice fabric she bought me.

    After that, it’s sledgehammer time on that sucker with some gangsta music playing in the background on 11.

  42. Sew me a sammich.

  43. Leon,

    yesterday I asked you about a simple squat rack instead of a full power rack. I was thinking about saving money and space.

    Now I realize that at my age, I should worry more about saving my hide.

    There are three videos a bit down on the below linked thread.
    First two show what not to do, and the third shows how a full rack will save your ass even if you screw up.

    http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=124534431

    I will wait for a couple of months to prove to myself that I am serious, and then but a full rack.

  44. Tushar – I pretty much rely on my boy to tell me when I’m fucking up an exercise. He’s forgotten more about working out than I’ll ever know on the subject.

  45. I think that may be the right decision, Tushar. The rackstands make more sense for a crossfit gym full of people and who need to frequently reconfigure the space.

  46. Also, if you are ever near Detroit, you and I are going to Goucho at my expense, possibly after we go to PowerHouse for a while.

  47. In another universe I’m floating in a giant Bloody Mary. Who makes the best ones in Tempe, Cyn?

  48. “Parallel universes” are a matter of faith, not science.

    I don’t believe in them.

  49. Generally, I would avoid Detroit like the Ebola, but I might come there just to meet you and work out a bit.

  50. parallel universes are useful as a literary construct.

    I like that Twilight Zone where the little girl falls into the wall w her dog.

    Also Bizarro Superman.

  51. Leon is a scam.

  52. I am not a scam.

    And Detroit, in its defense, has no known cases of Ebola. Yet.

  53. Everybody infected gets shot before they’re symptomatic.

  54. It’s an effective strategy.

  55. Detroit has been an excellent source of artistic inspiration for me.
    I made this image while I was studying Photoshop.

    I’d like to visit one day.

  56. >>And Detroit, in its defense, has no known cases of Ebola. Yet.

    You know a city is a shithole when even the fucking Ebola avoids it.

  57. Chumpo, Detroit is incredibly surreal to drive through. A nice, full block of well-kept homes, then a block of burned out shells with trees growing through them, then an artist’s commune. All of it on what was once some of the best farmland on Earth, but which still harbors the poison of decades of leaded gas being burnt, because we had cars here first and longest.

  58. We are cheating and going to the $19 lunch instead of the $32 a plate dinner. I foresee a nap

    Am i recalling correctly? I believe you did the exact same thing last year.

  59. If you’re Catholic, St. Anne’s Cathedral is still there and beautiful, and contains a number of relics of Pope St. John Paul II from his visit there.

  60. Leon, I gave up going to church a few years ago because I *hated* the church in lapeer, and it seemed wasteful to drive all the way down to Oxford to go to church there.

    I went this morning. Gosh it’s a wonderful church. Now that I’m not working on Sunday’s anymore …

    The local church just left me completely cold.

  61. I’m hip Leon. Long story short, I was part of a film crew and just as I retired they all moved to Detroit to make that cop show Detroit 187.

    I saw a giant photo essay that they made and heard the stories. Amazing. I’d love to come visit.

  62. I liked Detroit 187. (even though “187” isn’t in the MI criminal code as homicide)

    I was disappointed it didn’t get picked up for another season.

  63. The first movie I ever shot and produced was about my journey to see J2P2 in Denver. I sent it to via a friend to Cardinal John O’Conner’s office and months later JP’s secretary wrote me a letter telling me that His Holiness enjoyed watching my film.

    That was a standout moment.

  64. I thought that 187 was an area code.

  65. I see photographs sometimes of Detroit in the 1950’s and I just can’t believe them. In my lifetime it’s never been anything but a dying old shadow.

  66. Detroit is the 313 area code.

  67. I put a honey super on my beehive today. Bitches have about 6 weeks to get my honey.

  68. Whether you like Putin and the Chinese leadership or not, Russia, China and Israel are led by iron willed people who don’t compromise. Even India cleaned up its act and elected a real leader.
    What the hell is wrong with america? Why do we elect glamorous eunuchs like 0bama?

  69. Heh.
    Heres another image I made in class.
    It tells a story of what I imagine really goes on inside a beehive.

  70. I saw Glamorous Eunuchs open for Pussy Riot in Kiev

  71. There can be only one queen. They keep the male drones around in case the queen isn’t producing to fertilize the new queen after they kill the old one. The drones get the boot in the fall. Nice image!

  72. Oof.

  73. Thanks. If I had the land I would definitely keep bees. I look forward to learning the craft in the future.

  74. When you can make shirts as nice as the ones Cathy made on her sewing machine, let me know.

    There can be only one queen.

    I’m good with that.

    Edited; also, I have no fucking idea how that got in there. Very strange.

  75. Hi Puppy

    *fills up water bowl*

  76. Your PS stuff is fantastical – very cool.

  77. Wow, Chumpo. Any way to watch your Juan Pablo Segundo movie?

  78. Thanks Kity.

    Oso, it’s called Popequest. It was produced in the time of VCR and I never digitized it. I had a production run of 500 copies made and I’m sure I could get my hands on one but my old partner lives in Arcada CA so it may take a while.

  79. Pupster, I visited the menu of that Brazilian steakhouse and had to laugh when I saw the first item under beef: Maminha.

    Maminhas means boobies in Portuguese.

  80. VHS? (Really love to watch it. He’s a St now. I have family members that have devotions to him)

  81. Grande Maminha Sexta-Feira

  82. I’m off to a BBQ.

    BBL

  83. eu sou incharge do maminha próxima sexta-feira.

  84. This is better:

    Eu sou responsável do maminha próxima sexta-feira

  85. Chumpo, I would like to see your movie, too, please.

  86. Roamy, good job raising $$ for Catolicos.

  87. It was a good day, Osita, and easy enough to raise money for a kid at St. Jude’s. Zach got a mohawk and dyed his hair orange before the chemo made it all fall out.

  88. Good for Zach.

  89. I think Rosetta should wear a reverse mohawk. Big shave stripe down the middle.

  90. Or zigzags and lines to look like a tire tread.

  91. NSFW lyrics

  92. >>>>I think Rosetta should wear a reverse mohawk. Big shave stripe down the middle.

    He’d have to grow hair first.

  93. So neighbor has a friend who proves himself to be dumber than a tractor-trailer full of hammers on a regular basis.

    Last night, he was arguing that people who accidentally leave babies in cars during the summer shouldn’t be allowed to have kids. When asked how he was going to test for that potential future event, he got upset that anyone would question his wisdom in this.

    He was having a few beers while his infant daughter was sleeping in the house. His wife was not there, as she was working.

    I asked him if, after drinking those beers, was he planning to drive home with his daughter in the car?

    “Of course! Why not? I’m a safe driver….”

    He didn’t quite get my point….

  94. By the way, this is probably a given and goes without saying, but he is an adamant Obama supporter and thinks he is probably the best President this country has ever had.

    He’s a writer for ESPN magazine.

    And truly one of the most perfect examples of the Dunning-Kruger syndrome that I have ever met.

  95. probably the best President this country has ever had.

    Ya know, I thought the Bush Derangement Syndrome people were nuts, but I never argued that Bush was the best President evah. Thank God for Ohio, or we would have had President Kerry fucking things up years earlier.

  96. Oh, and thanks, wiserbabe for posting the video. I still cringe, but Mr. RFH may actually get a chance to watch it.

  97. >>>>Oh, and thanks, wiserbabe for posting the video. I still cringe, but Mr. RFH may actually get a chance to watch it.

    Anytime, babe. I owed you.

    Remember, you need the link. It is not discoverable by search. I wasn’t going to make it public unless you approved.

  98. I was wondering if NASA is going to post the whole episode. I guess wait and see.

  99. >>>Ya know, I thought the Bush Derangement Syndrome people were nuts, but I never argued that Bush was the best President evah.

    The Obama worshippers really are incredibly immature. Everything about them has to be “THE BESTEST THING EVAH!”

    See today’s Doonesbury. It is just so important for them to believe that only they can be funny. They work so hard to convince themselves of that that it becomes their reality.

    One day of following Iowahawk on Twitter or reading Ace’s completely destroys that conceit, but they will never, ever believe otherwise.

    To do so would be to admit that they are not the special little snowflakes that their mommy and daddy told them they were their whole lives.

  100. So neighbor has a friend who proves himself to be dumber than a tractor-trailer full of hammers on a regular basis.

    Last night, he was arguing that people who accidentally leave babies in cars during the summer shouldn’t be allowed to have kids. When asked how he was going to test for that potential future event, he got upset that anyone would question his wisdom in this.

    He was having a few beers while his infant daughter was sleeping in the house. His wife was not there, as she was working.

    I asked him if, after drinking those beers, was he planning to drive home with his daughter in the car?

    “Of course! Why not? I’m a safe driver….”

    He didn’t quite get my point….
    —————-
    He questioned your wisdom. He seems like genius to me.

  101. Good day, offers of goof.

  102. >>>>He questioned your wisdom. He seems like genius to me.

    INORITE?!?!?

  103. Howdy, Shawn.

    I was just thinking that I’m looking forward to seeing you in Sept.

    What’s it been, 5 years?

  104. Oh, and did you get your power back yet?

  105. How did I miss that Wiserbud is coming to TITS? Excellent!

    //don’t grab my ass so hard this time

  106. As for neighbor’s friend, I have actually gotten frustrated enough in past conversations to just tell him that he’s a dunce a really needs to stop talking.

    In front of his wife and other friends.

  107. >>>>//don’t grab my ass so hard this time

    Don’t be such a tease this time

  108. (Gonna wait to see how long it takes for xbrad to pick up the fact that I said was looking forward to seeing Sean after all these years, but did not mention him.)

  109. **sticks Wiserbud with the check…. again.**

  110. Looking forward to seeing you too, you DIRTY MOTHERFUCKER.

    Power came back on at about 4 a.m. Trying to sleep in that heat and humidity and grumbling about it made me realize that I wouldn’t last a day in most third world countries.

  111. http://tinyurl.com/mf6kujq

  112. Just got back from seeing Guardians of the Galaxy. Fun little flick, and I enjoyed it.

  113. If you lived there, you’d have learned how to cope with those things over years of exposure to them, or you’d have developed mitigating strategies.

    You know, like telling the UN that your country sucks because of the Jooooos.

  114. Two questions:

    Anyone know when H1 started?

    When was the first BBF?

    I still have the backup of H1 that I made when it was obvious that “someone” was going off the deep end, but I don’t have the skills to dig into it for this info.

  115. >>>Trying to sleep in that heat and humidity and grumbling about it made me realize that I wouldn’t last a day in most third world countries.

    Khat

  116. >>>>Just got back from seeing Guardians of the Galaxy. Fun little flick, and I enjoyed it.

    As a former comic book geek, I would have bet my house that that flick was gonna tank.

  117. Khat

    Probably counts as a relapse.

  118. Proof that everyone loves wisecracking racoons, I guess.

    Actually, based on the reviews, it’s that America is dying for some good Westerns, but can’t watch them based in the actual Old West.

  119. >>>Probably counts as a relapse.

    But it’s all-natural!!! It’s just a plant!!!!!

  120. Wiser, I have a huge file that Mesa sent me, and I even recreated H1 from it. The file is on my old PC that I have not thrown away yet. But it will take considerable effort to reboot, find and answer.

  121. So is cannabis. And coca. And barley, malt and hops.

    Nature is full of stuff that will get you fucked up if you know how to use it.

  122. Best. Nap. Ever.

  123. Hot peppers/spicy foods help a lot with heat and humidity.

  124. You forgot mushroom and frogs.

    I heard.

  125. Was there BBF at H1?

  126. Mushrooms and frogs aren’t plants, but yeah.

  127. OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

    There’s Football On the TeeVeee!!!11

  128. >>>>Was there BBF at H1?

    That was where we were first introduced to the wonder that is Kerry Marie

  129. >>>Nature is full of stuff that will get you fucked up if you know how to use it.

    I love nature.

  130. >>>But it will take considerable effort to reboot, find and answer.

    Is the site you were trying to rebuild still live?

  131. I love nature.

    MOOOOOM!!! WISERBUD IS BEING A HIPPIE!!!!!

  132. We’re probably due for an “I love nature” meme as a backlash against the “I love science” meme, along with the associated dirt-worshipping.

    I’m honestly surprised the gas prices haven’t got us there already. Also, I’m thinking about growing kale just to sell to Ann Arborites. I have the land and I’m happy to part fools from money for leaves.

  133. still at work

  134. >>>still at work

    Remember all those comments about napping in your pool?

    Yeah…. life is funny sometimes.

  135. Hey. I found this at American Thinker. Can one of you Superior Beings put this up, I think it is worthy of an Ace-O-Lanche. Or a Sidebar Bukkake…

    The Ten Reasons Someone Is No Longer A Leftist

  136. (linkie didn’t work for me Mundy, added a new one)

  137. It was already linkied in the ONT a week or so ago.

  138. Wiser, no, I don’t think so.

  139. I don’t remember the year. I remember the aluminum foil pic.

  140. I was forced to eat brisket, all day long.

  141. Those monsters, Scott. However will you survive?

  142. I’ll probably have to eat it tomorrow too.

  143. We should come up with a hashtag for Dave.

  144. Drudge reports Ebola victim dead at Gatwick Airport.

    Nothing to worry about.

  145. Officer Barbrady’d/

  146. England already chose suicide by Islam. I can’t say I’m too worried that a few infections will make it any worse.

  147. Did you guys know that there are hospice vets? It is kind of awesome and very sad at the same time. Spent the afternoon with my cousin’s dog after having it out with my MiL.

  148. Damn, it got really dusty here……

  149. #nopoolnapsnopeace

  150. SiL threw Dan under the bus after he had a “Come to Jesus” meeting with his parents about post-rehab. I laid into MiL about “Dan hurting her feelings”. It was ugly. The only good thing is she probably won’t remember.

  151. As a former comic book geek, I would have bet my house that that flick was gonna tank.

    As I said on Ace the other day, I think that it’s popular precisely because most people don’t know who the hell these characters are. With Batman, Superman, etc, they’ve entered popular culture and have long histories both in comic and in film/television, so audiences see the latest films with those in mind. With GotG, I had no clue who anyone was, so I was able to just enjoy the film.

  152. Drudge reports Ebola victim dead at Gatwick Airport.
    Nothing to worry about.

    My biggest fear is that you see someone in the early stages of infection arrive in San Francisco. Ebola running around Castro street would be a nightmare to contain, and would provide enough carriers to quickly spread up and down the West Coast.

  153. We’re watching tomorrow. My Marvel nerd friends are having major nerdgasms about GotG.

  154. Does anyone still comment at Kevlar Chick’s nothing but comments?

  155. You’d better take some wetnaps.

  156. It’s not confirmed the lady at Gatwick had eblola.

  157. Don’t fall for the old hole in the popcorn box trick

  158. That’s going to suck pretty hard if it turns out she does have it; from no symptoms on the plane to collapse a few hours later… sheeee-iit.

  159. XB, I’m already seeing that she didn’t. (Places tin foil tiara on head)

  160. Did anybody tell anybody else that something would heal faster if they’d just quit picking at it today?

  161. American that was able to fly from Liberia, but had to deplane at Lagos WHERE HE DIED had it.

  162. *Goes through Condo looking for Sean’s hidden cameras*

  163. We saw GotG today – it was a fun ride! Rebecca has already informed us that she wants it on video…..

  164. I already cut where it can’t be seen, now you’re saying I can’t pick? FU!!! (Totes don’t cut)

  165. Jimbro,
    I get a feeling that the medical community is sort of reluctant to revisit the conventional wisdom that fat is bad and carbs are neutral at best.

    It is possible that they are right, and fat really is bad for you. But this conclusion was reached at least 50 years ago based on studies whose scientific soundness may or may not be up to scratch.

    Is there something they know that us common folks don’t know? Or are they just reluctant to open and revisit Pandora’s box?

    Granted you are a bone doc, and not a cardiologist, still…

  166. Thanks XBrad…I am sorry I am slow on the uptake. But I only read American Thinker occasionally…and I missed it on the ONT

  167. I’m supposed to be meating phat for lunch tomorrow, but I haven’t heard from him yet. I hope he didn’t get the ebolas.

  168. Is anyone else having an issue with the shitty transmission of the game on NBC?

  169. Not here, Cyn. But that’s probably because I’m watching cartoons on Fox.

  170. In a way, I am too.

  171. In a way, aren’t we all?

  172. Nutrition teaching in medical school is minimal Tushar. Biochemistry and Physiology cover the processes and Pathology covers disease such as diabetes. Granted, I finished in ’91 and they may do it different now (the med students I work with seem to be on the same plane as I was though). In my surgical internship my only nutrition task was to write TPN orders. And now I tell fat kids to eat less and skinny kids to eat more. I’ve probably learned more about the good fat/bad carb from reading Instapundit links than any medical text or journal. The Endocrinologists may dive into this more since they work with diabetics.

  173. We got bored with the foosball and are watching BooSux/Yankees.

  174. One of my old partners gave me this advice: if you can’t stand a patient tell them to lose weight and they’ll never come back.

  175. AUGH!!!! My Mom’s endocrinologists told her to eat what she wants and manage with insulin. The nutritionists told her to control what she eats, and manage with diet. Guess who Ms 11.7 A1C listens too?

  176. Jimbro, one would think that health (the purview of doctors) and diet(the domain of nutritionists) would be somehow linked, tangentially at least.

    One would be wrong!

    The least I would expect is that the GPs and Cardios that tell people to avoid meat, eggs and butter, and don’t say a bad word about carbs (except sugar), would have double checked that their research is sound.

    Oh well….

  177. If the kid’s mom is hot and not a skank you need to follow them for a long time to make sure they’re doing well.

    That’s one of my pieces of advice.

  178. >> if you can’t stand a patient tell them to lose weight and they’ll never come back.

    That is my other peeve. I injured my knee 11years back. It pains every day, every step. The only advice I got from orthos: reduce weight.

    Good news is that it has been paining less lately. But I doubt this happened merely by shedding 10lbs. I think the diet change and strength training is helping more.

  179. Guess who Ms 11.7 A1C listens too?

    Yikes !

  180. If the kid’s mom is hot and not a skank you need to follow them for a long time to make sure they’re doing well.

  181. For the average person Tushar the best advice is to avoid foods that contain ingredients you can’t pronounce. That puts you in the meat, vegetable and fruit aisles and keeps you out of the middle of the grocery store.

  182. Comment by Sean M. on August 3, 2014 10:51 pm
    In a way, aren’t we all?

    In a way, isn’t that the story of Obama?

  183. I’m still waiting for them to find that obesity is due to a deficient immune system. It can COEXIST with Diabetes; one does not cause the other to happen.

    FFS, there are enough skinny diabetics and fat people who NEVER develop it to shoot holes through that “common knowledge”.

  184. Tush, my Dr told me that joints love “sugar”. She was all about “Nutrition” and tried to avoid Meds. Most of the Drs I go to are a bunch of assholes about pain meds. I can’t even get the “Good” codeine from these homeopathic losers.

  185. G’night fine peoples. I’m up way past my bedtime.

  186. TiFW: WORD!!!! (When I was diagnosed, my Mom asked me to call my sister. “She’s way fatter than you are”. Even at my huge manateest, I’ve always spotted 50# to both my Mom and my sis) BTW I nearly put Little Debbie and Hostess out of business after diagnosis.

  187. G’night, Jimbro. (Wonders if J talks like Henry Fonda in On Golden Pond)

  188. …keeps you out of the middle of the grocery store.

    B-b-but that’s where the Twinkies are!

  189. Toy Story and The Walking Dead are the same show:

    http://imgur.com/a/qIIsm/layout/blog

  190. Looks like J has been watching Oprah. (Narrows eyes towards Maine)

  191. Leon, I don’t know about the exact shoulder issue you have, but you may find this interesting.

  192. FUCK!!!! Dan knows that Deliverance gives me severe night terrors. Guess what Dan is watching? (Poll: Murder or Justifiable Homicide)

  193. You could go steal the bed all to yourself, Oso.

  194. True. Plus the bedroom has the portable AC.

  195. Sounds like a win then.

    *hums a little banjo melody*

  196. The theory I’ve heard is that obesity is initially a protective against diabetes. If you’re lucky, you only get fat. Then things fall apart and the weight falls off because the sensitivity to insulin is gone. I saw the exact same sequence of events in my cat.

    MMM at 607am.

  197. Dan calls Ruidoso, NM “Deliverance” He’s a H8R from way back.

  198. Thanks Tushar. I’ve been doing the progressions from here in place of barbell stuff lately to try and strengthen the joint.

  199. *mainlines a Twinkie but uses an insulin syringe*

  200. Cyn, did you see the chocolate covered twinkies?

  201. No, I did not. This sounds like sorcery!

  202. Speaking of chocolate covered, I am pretty sure that there’s a Ding Dong calling my name in the kitchen.

  203. We’re fresh out of Ding.

  204. Well fuck. There are flying snakes.

    Kill. Me. Nao.

    http://tinyurl.com/m86kzfh

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrysopelea

  205. I was totally expecting the Slinky to bounce up and hit the guy on the left in the balls. What a letdown.

  206. Giants beat the Bills.

    Yankees beat the Red Sox.

    Great ending to a nice weekend.

    G’nite, y’all.

  207. I was thinking the same thing, Sean.

  208. XBrad didn’t know about flying snakes? Where you been, man?

  209. Nighty dreams, wiser.

    Imma go partake of my weekend cheat and head to bed myself.

  210. I H8 all y’all. Much squeee on the flat screen tonight. (True Story: I traded our copy of Deliverance for my Dad’s copy of Silence of the Lambs. Then my Dad had to die….)

  211. OK guys, here’s the deal. You’d think that I would learn and just surrender. But, no. Mr 6’4″ managed to drink me under the keypad again. Hiccups. G’night.

  212. Yay! Just talked to phat and we’re on for lunch tomorrow afternoon!

  213. sweet!!! Pics or it didn’t happen!!!

  214. Dan is being uber needy with his parentals. Lots of Marvin Gaye. IYKWIMAITTYD?

  215. http://tinyurl.com/lgeobf5

  216. I got up feeling so down
    I got off being sold out
    I’ve kept the movie rolling
    But the story’s getting derp now

  217. Room sirens going off in the hotel.

    The recorded voice is telling me to leve the building and not use the elevator’s.

    Then aHuman comes on the speaker nd tells me to remin in my room.

    Is it aTerrorist trick?

    Overseas I would leve the hotel in Anaheim, eh, I’ll ride it out.

  218. Anaheim? What kind of Mickey Mouse shit is that?

  219. Exactly! Maybe some tourist heard the fireworks and called 911?

    Lots of stupid people staying at the hotel tonight.

    Do that again tomorrow night and your flight to Newark will cancel. Fuck with my sleep and I don’t fly.

    Scheduled to depart at 2217. Airport closes at 2200. If we’re delayed I’m not a pilot to rush.

  220. I used to work about 2 blocks from SNA.

  221. Nessie got skunked again last night. We used a topical spray called Skunk Off that seemed to work well. Mrs. doesn’t want me to shoot the skunks, but they have ignored the traps for a month.

  222. >>Mrs. doesn’t want me to shoot the skunks.

    You get the bedroom, and the Mrs gets to sleep near Nessie until she sees things your way.

    What that lady needs is some tough love.


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