Tuesday. Niiiiice.

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  1. Placeholder comment.

  2. Moarnin.

  3. from the Headline thread @ Ace’s:

    http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/07/29/inside-the-kerry-israel-meltdown.html#

    Just think… this bumbling, self-serving, arrogant fool was almost President.

    My favorite quote from the article:

    The Kerry proposal also stated a commitment would be made to “transfer funds to Gaza for the payment of salaries of public employees.”

    Ain’t that just simply priceless? The entire fucking region is on fire and Kerry’s worried about the public employees getting paid.

    If that doesn’t perfectly encapsulate the priorities and thought processes of this administration in particular and the Democrat mind in general, nothing does.

  4. Breffist is ready

    http://gfycat.com/LimpCraftyIchneumonfly

  5. Kerry.

    *spits*

  6. Nice pic of Cyn.

  7. I switch raped your mom.

  8. Nice pic of Cyn.

    Well, now the truth is known.

    Cyn shaves.

  9. I switch raped your mom.

    You should name your cats “switch-rape” and “cisnormative”

  10. from old, stale thread, which you guys left me on:

    Comment by Car in on July 29, 2014 9:56 am

    A friend of mine just bought me a dishwasher.

    A DISHWASHER.

    And I don’t mean a messican that does dishes.

  11. Too bad; some of those Latin dishwashers are kinda hunky.

  12. Car in,

    Male friend, or female friend?

  13. Female friend.

  14. *porn guitar starts playing*

    No shit. Huh. Does she need any new friends? Because my dishwasher needs a new front touch panel at over $300 dollars.

  15. I dodged the cat bullet for a few days. The ones Hotbride chose are not fixed yet.

  16. Excellent – more time for us to come up with names.

  17. Or marinade recipes.

  18. Yea,she’s really sweet. She sent me money two years ago to buy christmas presents for the kids when she knew things were really tight. I’m going to owe her so much if I ever get my shit together.

  19. Itchy and Sratchy.

  20. God, the stupid with John Kerry really burns. What a fucking toolbox.

  21. She sounds like a sweet dear, CariN.

  22. Jeebus, Carin. Why waste money on a dishwasher? You have five plus a husband.

  23. Car in, you should sue her for creating a stressful work environment.

  24. I interviewed Carin for a job once.

  25. What job was I interviewing for, Hotspur?

  26. My dishwasher has been broken for so long, I don’t even really think about it anymore. It really is crazy, though, with so many people here. My kitchen is always messy, it seems.

  27. Wow what a nice thing to do for you. That’s awesome honey.

  28. She also knows I don’t like talking on the phone, so she’s only called me once or twice.

    *gives Dave “that look”

  29. John Kerry became Qatar’s messenger boy and got burned

    By the way the UN head, “Shithead” Ban was flying around on a Qatari jet.

    Qatar, of course, paid Hamas to build all the terror tunnels that the IDF is blowing up

  30. **calls car in**
    **leaves 5 minute voicemail of heavy breathing**

  31. *calls carin*
    *line rings busy*

    Hang up already, Tushar!

  32. The entire fucking region is on fire and Kerry’s worried about the public employees getting paid.

    Hamas are now public employees? WTF?

  33. What a sweet thing for your friend to do, Car in! You are truly blessed.

  34. Anybody else doing verbal battles in the cube farm with lazy coworkers today?

  35. You should strafe ’em, Jay.

  36. The entire fucking region is on fire and Kerry’s worried about the public employees getting paid.

    Did it say anything about women’s Reproductive Rights and paying for free Birth Control/Abortions?

  37. John Kerry for President

  38. Ewwww

  39. To Jimbro’s ~AND~ Hotspur’s.

  40. Quote of the day “the Obama administration proved once again that it is the best friend of its enemies, and the biggest enemy of its friends.”

  41. We owe a big thanks to the Swift Boat guys that served with Jean Francois and voter fraud in OH.

  42. Reporting for Duty!

  43. Al Gore, Queerie, and Obama. What fine representation the Dems have sent us!

  44. Wow. Today kicked my ass and it’s almost time for 0Bamajob.

    This has got to be a double.

  45. I spelled 0bama with a zero instead of an O.

    It’s easier and fitting.

    Capital o is a scam!

  46. Vowel hater.

  47. Jimbro, what do you know about blood test results? Went in to see my doc yesterday for a complaint, his office called back today and wants to move another procedure he had ordered for me from next Tuesday to this Thursday.

    But they told me “not to worry; some of your results are a little high, that’s all”.

    I’ve been peeling myself off of the ceiling for the last half hour…..

  48. It’s probably prostate cancer.

  49. He’s pre med.

  50. Your doc has a tee time next Tuesday with a Big Pharma Rep.

  51. It’s probably prostate cancer.

    *hits forehead with palm*

    D’uh! Of course!

  52. Cyn had disappeared for a while.

    In totally unrelated news,
    http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2014/07/28/police-topless-woman-jumps-into-street-fight-stabs-3-people

  53. There’s an awful lot of blood tests out there. Most of them have an expected normal range. If you order too many tests one or more is bound to be out of that range.

    That has to do with sensitivity, specificity, positive predictive value and a bunch of other statistical terms I used to know more about.
    When a test is barely out of the normal range you can ignore it if it otherwise doesn’t make sense. If a result is wildly abnormal you need to repeat it to see if it’s truly that abnormal.

    In my practice I order about 5 or 6 labs or combined labs and correlate the results with the whole clinical picture before acting.

    There is a new initiative to send results of x-rays and labs directly to patients which is a mostly good idea. Unfortunately a few patients will probably look at the results and go on line and end up in a panic. We’ve been doing this with x-ray reports for a couple of years. Because I work in the hospital now all my x-rays are interpreted by the Radiologist. They don’t see the patient and never read the charts so they always add a lot of superfluous B.S. in a CYA attempt. When the patient’s parents read that we often get panicked phone calls.

    Bottom line: ask your doctor questions until you’re happy.

  54. US prisons are disturbingly similar to H2 meatups

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/drugs-smuggled-from-butt-to-mouth-674321

  55. What happens in Tushar’s room stays in Tushar’s room

  56. I spelled 0bama with a zero instead of an O.

    I’ve been doing that here for years.

  57. For those who need to know, more:
    http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2013/05/23/topless-woman-arrested-in-downtown-pittsburgh/

  58. Ha ha ha, that chick totally walks like she’s on a fuggin’ Mission.

  59. What happens in Russ’s helmet stays in Russ’s helmet.

  60. Eww

  61. Before anyone says it, I saw Gentle Ladylike Titters open for 4 Non Blondes in 1995.

    Ace has been lurking here.

  62. Hmm, is Sparkle hot?

  63. There’s an awful lot of blood tests out there. Most of them have an expected normal range. If you order too many tests one or more is bound to be out of that range.

    That has to do with sensitivity, specificity, positive predictive value and a bunch of other statistical terms I used to know more about.
    When a test is barely out of the normal range you can ignore it if it otherwise doesn’t make sense. If a result is wildly abnormal you need to repeat it to see if it’s truly that abnormal.

    In my practice I order about 5 or 6 labs or combined labs and correlate the results with the whole clinical picture before acting.

    There is a new initiative to send results of x-rays and labs directly to patients which is a mostly good idea. Unfortunately a few patients will probably look at the results and go on line and end up in a panic. We’ve been doing this with x-ray reports for a couple of years. Because I work in the hospital now all my x-rays are interpreted by the Radiologist. They don’t see the patient and never read the charts so they always add a lot of superfluous B.S. in a CYA attempt. When the patient’s parents read that we often get panicked phone calls.

    Bottom line: ask your doctor questions until you’re happy.

    And then what happened?

  64. >>>And then what happened?

    http://tinyurl.com/kljvs4f

    Here ya go….get ready.

  65. It’s more fun to use Icy Hot. Especially on other people.

  66. Jimbro, does it hurt to turn the big 5-0?

  67. So far people have treated me kindly…to my face. I can only imagine the doddering old fool comments they recite when I’m not around.

    You know what they say: “When they slap you on the back and tell you that you’ve still got it…you don’t”.

  68. I do.

  69. Jimbro,
    Are you coming to PHX meatup? If not, why not?

  70. I’m meeting with a pharmaceutical rep for my kickbacks then

  71. I’m meeting with a pharmaceutical rep for my kickbacks then

    Sonuvabi….

  72. Bwahahahahahaha

    http://imgur.com/a/km7N0#0

  73. The faggotry is strong with that one.

  74. >> *gives Dave “that look”

    Hey I didn’t do shit

  75. You should call Car in to clarify what she thinks you did.

  76. Hoooo boy. The relatively cool weather of the weekend is GONE!

  77. Thanks, Jimbro! That being said, some of the numbers they gave me are disturbingly high:

    ESR – 50
    Platelet count – 509
    RBC – 5.27 (just slightly elevated)
    WBC – 21.3

    OB/GYN wants to do ultrasound Thursday (there’s a small painful mass that has been giving me trouble for the last month that apparently is NOT OB/GYN in nature), and will call me Friday to discuss results and “where we go from there”.

    On the bright side, my “menopause” numbers look really, really good…..

  78. xBrad’s menopause numbers are not so good.

  79. All that sand in his vagina was bound to take a toll at some point….

  80. What are menopause numbers?

  81. menopause numbers begin with a 5, usually

  82. Basically they are hormone levels – mine are trending quite nicely in the direction they want to see them go at my age.

  83. ha ha ha!

    Real or not, this dude is awesome.
    He is feeding them just the medicine they need.

    http://imgur.com/gallery/uaSXO

  84. No means Nobelium.

    classic

  85. Hahaha He’s got to be a troll. (Thanks, TiFW. I had no idea)

  86. Periodic table is up to 118 now?

  87. Thanks for that, Tushar – needed the laughs!

    (I had no idea, either, Oso)

  88. Why would you only use a table periodically? And what’s this 118, is this centimeters… is that some kind of bar-height table? Those are pretty trendy right now.

  89. The lake is like glass right now and the fish are jumping for bugs under my dock. Every time I hear a splash I look at the water and see no ripples. Ergo, it must be under the dock OR I’m having auditory hallucinations.

  90. OMG Dan has been putting spicy pickles in our Bloody Marys. I’m dying. I had to eat crackers to eat the freaking garnish and my lips/mouth are still en fuego.

  91. New post

  92. No speaking messican.

  93. >>Why would you only use a table periodically?

    My friend had a similar issue:
    They call this an occasional table. But it is always a table. I have watched.

  94. ello!!! I have never seen a design I have worked on portrayed on such a lovely canvASS.

    Tush ay.

  95. Did anybody demand that anybody else issue a trigger warning today?

  96. Why in the whirld would the talk of the day turn to putting TFG out of his misery? I’m not very political, any of you can know that. Let this Mother Fucker twist in the wind.
    M eye 0.02


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