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Hello, Colorado Alex. Chumpo here. How do you fare this day?
That’s clever Sean M.
Thanks, Chumpo. I put literally minutes of effort into this.
So, Putin is Richie Cunningham. Good to know.
Well. Your minutes matter.
It’s all in the timing.
My bathroom sucks, and I need to remodel. All the bathtubs are 30 inch depth or more. I cannot accommodate anything more than 28.
Why are there so many irritants in life?
Bail the tub and install a standup shower. They are a delight.
Second what Señor Chumpo said. If you need a tub for the twins, keep one. Convert everything else to standup shower.
Wait, bathroom? You only have 1?
Chumpo, I’m doing well.
You mean depth from the wall, not height from the floor, right, Tushar?
They exist, but they are special-order and quite spendy.
Bathing is a scam.
Hah. I just searched Lowe’s site for 28″ wide bath tubs and one of the top ones is named after me.
Get the Laura tub, Tushar.
Laura, yes, I mean depth from wall.
I have two bathrooms, but the second one is smaller than the one I am talking about. New Jersey is not a large state. Everything gets shrunk in proportion.
I don’t mind getting a standup shower stall. The smaller bathroom has one. But those are available only in 30+ as well.
Laura, while I would love to buy a tub named after you, I need something that can be enclosed with a glass door. I like taking a standing shower 364 days a year, and I can do away with the maybe one tub bath a year.
As I have two savage neanderthals living in the house, an open tub is an invitation to disaster.
Or tile “LW” on three walls of your fabulous walk-in shower. Either way, you can handle a bathroom remodel. You will do well to outsource you’re plumbing.
(that sounds weird but it’s true)
New Jersey is not a large state. Everything gets shrunk in proportion.
Yeah, except for the governor.
Am I right, folks?
Sean, my governor can EAT your governor.
And still have room for dessert.
>>You will do well to outsource you’re plumbing.
you may want to correct that before Hotspur shows up.
Ew. Why would anybody want to eat a stringy old hippie like Jerry Brown?
My Gov isn’t really as fat as she looks in pictures.
My governor has too damned good of a head of hair to consider eating.
Resolution on car, PG?
It’s time to ruin a song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEWG6kSYqlY
Ew. Why would anybody want to eat a stringy old hippie like Jerry Brown?
Resins. The filtering organs, specifically. I bet his liver and kidneys are worth a lot on the street.
Lauraw,
How did your beans do this year?
The ones down at the childrens garden at Anitas church had many blooms, but almost no beans. Like there were no bees to pollinate them…
“Thank you, come again”
Never sowed beans this year. Between summer school and auction work, all my midseason stuff went by the wayside. Hope to plant a Fall garden this week though.
As I mowed by my pear tree today and noticed the pears were tiny and misshapen. I’m in Zone 5 and the tree bears fruit every year or two but never has what you’d consider a good pear. Maybe I pruned it too much.
I just watched some of Elliott Hulse’s videos, he’s rather entertaining.
I like a lot of his form correction videos and overall advice for lifting, but he was on “the gear” for a few years, and some of his advice on frequency and volume won’t be appropriate for a non-steroid user.
Also, he’s been getting a little existential lately. Just had a pretty serious shoulder surgery and he’s being very reflective.
I’m also in Fairfax right now, and this presents a VERY serious problem.
I don’t have my binders. The ones full of wimmens. This leaves us with three terrible options: (1) I do an MMM with no pictures, (2) we don’t have an MMM this week, or (3) I permit a substitute.
I’m willing to do (1) but I’ll take input if anyone cares.
It has been a cool summer.
Beans will drop blossom and not set fruit if days are too hot for too long (90+ for a week of days on end), or if nights are too cool even in the short term (around 55 F, depending on the cultivar).
Last year it was daytime heat during a strategically-timed heat wave that retarded my bean formation/ harvest by almost three weeks.
We have not had a lot of hot days, but we have had a lot of unusually cool evenings this Summer, and I would not be surprised if you had the same. The soil will simply not warm up, this season!
If only there were a source of images on google, then leon might not need his binders.
Work lappy, I hesitate to gather the needed materials therewith.
I bet his liver and kidneys are worth a lot on the street.
Balanced budget, here we come!
You correct it. I can do my own plumbing.
Also. My Congresscritter is Darrel Issa.
I don’t remember voting him in but I was out of town for a long time.
My congressional representation is in danger of being handed off to John Dingell’s trophy wife.
Leon, I have never done a post, so I hate to take on this huge responsibility.
It looks like options 1 and 2 will be sad. So, if you can go with option 3, I will give it a try.
I think Laura or Hotspur should do it.
Also, I did 4 sets of 5 deadlifts with 95 lbs. did not want to go overboard. Will increase slowly.
Also, I will be doing bench press on my Weider Platinum 800. That damn thing had accumulated too much dust.
LauraW,
We had a very wet spring, then a month of hot&dry, then a couple of days with an inch of rain, and are going back into mid-80s for the next week. That may have done it.
PNW weather is strange…
Ha ha! Jay was horrified and quickly proposed Laura or Hotspur. Anyone but Tushar!
Tushar, if you think you’re up to it and have time, go for it with my thanks and cautious optimism.
Alright! I will be doing the MMM then!
My peppers are barely growing, and my wife is convinced that the only one that’s really thriving may actually be a weed.
I’m worried she’s right. It’s been a really cold summer.
Okay, I have to get up early so I’m going to try and find the unconsciousness that’s supposedly hiding in that hotel bed over there.
Jay,
There is the perfect opportunity for your hairdresser-pope shaggy-dog story at AOS.
Throw it down there, please…
We left our garden fallow this year. There was just too much other stuff to do. It has thistles, volunteer potatoes, volunteer yellow crook-neck squash, and many other weeds. The deer love it.
We still have MANY pints of canned carrots, beans, pears, and corn from last year.
Speaking of corn, the corn in the garden down at Anitas church is 10′ tall!
It is awesome!
I suppose that may be a result of mulching it with waste from the Hanford reactors.
Whatever…
bye Leon. Everything will work out.
*fastens helmet for Tushar’s post*
Someone posted that to the AOS yahoo group, Chrisp. I’m sure they will want to put it up there.
Helmet? Trade it in for a latex suit and don’t click any links.
Tushar will do better than Laura or Hotspur.
I’m not sure HS could find pinup paintings of pre-op trannies, though.
Laura’s version? *shudder*
I say we let Hotspur handle MMM.
http://tinyurl.com/pngjpq4
Sean is on the same wavelength.
Did anybody save anybody else from a close call with auto-erotic asphyxiation today?
MMM is scheduled to appear at the crack of Dawn.
Why this post has an affinity for Dawn’s crack, I have no idea.
Grumble, raining north of us again. Rain in NM is spotty and this year the storms keep missing us. We got a couple of showers, but now everything is drying out and turning brown. 5miles north, it’s all green. Really getting bad.
Can someone with better blog-fu than me please check if the MMM post has been correctly formatted and scheduled, Por Favor?
Quit editing the post and I’ll check.
Huh? Still in edit mode? BRB
You have to save it, and go back to the dashboard.
Ok, done. Pl check again
Looks pretty good, Tush.
Thanks, XBro
Hello Internet Peoples; I hope everyone had a good weekend!
Impotent Notice: An upgrade to the MBs of pictures that we have in the media folder is set to expire and it would be nice to see someone else step up and pay the one year renewal. Otherwise, we have but a fraction of space left on the ‘free’ account and deletion of media will have to happen. Be bold and do this! TYIA.
Mwah!
Cuantos se questa?
And just who gave you a hall pass, little Missy?
I mean cuantos questa.
Get ‘er XBad.
Looks like Cyn ditched class again.
She just wants our money. What do you want to bet TITS is actually a timeshare presentation?
Timeshare
Is
The
Shit
The first time I saw lightning strike
I saw it underground
Six deep feet below the street
The derp came crashing down
For a second that place was lost in space
Then everything went black
I left that basement burning
And I never went back
MMM is here.