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July 27, 2014
Categories: Balls, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Douche-bagger, Foreignotica, Fourth Grade, illuminati, Kenya, Kyle, Microvag, Rocky Dennis, Sandra Fluke, Tastes More Like Regular, The Bear Is Loose, Your mom likes this . . Author: Sean M.

77 Comments

Comment by Colorado Alex on July 27, 2014 6:42 pm

New thread killed it.
Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 27, 2014 6:47 pm

Plus one 007!
I owe you.

Hello, Colorado Alex. Chumpo here. How do you fare this day?
Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 27, 2014 6:49 pm

That’s clever Sean M.
Comment by Sean M. on July 27, 2014 6:51 pm

Thanks, Chumpo. I put literally minutes of effort into this.
Comment by osoloco11 on July 27, 2014 6:54 pm

So, Putin is Richie Cunningham. Good to know.
Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 27, 2014 6:55 pm

Well. Your minutes matter.

It’s all in the timing.
Comment by Tushar on July 27, 2014 7:00 pm

My bathroom sucks, and I need to remodel. All the bathtubs are 30 inch depth or more. I cannot accommodate anything more than 28.
Why are there so many irritants in life?
Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 27, 2014 7:02 pm

Bail the tub and install a standup shower. They are a delight.
Comment by osoloco11 on July 27, 2014 7:21 pm

Second what Señor Chumpo said. If you need a tub for the twins, keep one. Convert everything else to standup shower.
Comment by osoloco11 on July 27, 2014 7:21 pm

Wait, bathroom? You only have 1?
Comment by Colorado Alex on July 27, 2014 7:22 pm

Chumpo, I’m doing well.
Comment by lauraw on July 27, 2014 7:22 pm

You mean depth from the wall, not height from the floor, right, Tushar?

They exist, but they are special-order and quite spendy.
Comment by Sean M. on July 27, 2014 7:28 pm

Bathing is a scam.
Comment by lauraw on July 27, 2014 7:31 pm

Hah. I just searched Lowe’s site for 28″ wide bath tubs and one of the top ones is named after me.

Get the Laura tub, Tushar.
Comment by Tushar on July 27, 2014 7:33 pm

Laura, yes, I mean depth from wall.

I have two bathrooms, but the second one is smaller than the one I am talking about. New Jersey is not a large state. Everything gets shrunk in proportion.

I don’t mind getting a standup shower stall. The smaller bathroom has one. But those are available only in 30+ as well.
Comment by Tushar on July 27, 2014 7:36 pm

Laura, while I would love to buy a tub named after you, I need something that can be enclosed with a glass door. I like taking a standing shower 364 days a year, and I can do away with the maybe one tub bath a year.

As I have two savage neanderthals living in the house, an open tub is an invitation to disaster.
Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 27, 2014 7:37 pm

Or tile “LW” on three walls of your fabulous walk-in shower. Either way, you can handle a bathroom remodel. You will do well to outsource you’re plumbing.

(that sounds weird but it’s true)
Comment by Sean M. on July 27, 2014 7:37 pm

New Jersey is not a large state. Everything gets shrunk in proportion.

Yeah, except for the governor.

Am I right, folks?
Comment by Tushar on July 27, 2014 7:41 pm

Sean, my governor can EAT your governor.

And still have room for dessert.
Comment by Tushar on July 27, 2014 7:42 pm

>>You will do well to outsource you’re plumbing.

you may want to correct that before Hotspur shows up.
Comment by Sean M. on July 27, 2014 7:46 pm

Ew. Why would anybody want to eat a stringy old hippie like Jerry Brown?
Comment by osoloco11 on July 27, 2014 7:53 pm

My Gov isn’t really as fat as she looks in pictures.
Comment by Pendejo Grande on July 27, 2014 8:30 pm

My governor has too damned good of a head of hair to consider eating.
Comment by osoloco11 on July 27, 2014 8:34 pm

Resolution on car, PG?
Comment by scott on July 27, 2014 9:09 pm

It’s time to ruin a song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEWG6kSYqlY
Comment by lauraw on July 27, 2014 9:10 pm

Ew. Why would anybody want to eat a stringy old hippie like Jerry Brown?

Resins. The filtering organs, specifically. I bet his liver and kidneys are worth a lot on the street.
Comment by ChrisP on July 27, 2014 9:21 pm

Lauraw,
How did your beans do this year?
The ones down at the childrens garden at Anitas church had many blooms, but almost no beans. Like there were no bees to pollinate them…
Comment by Jimbro on July 27, 2014 9:26 pm

“Thank you, come again”
Comment by lauraw on July 27, 2014 9:28 pm

Never sowed beans this year. Between summer school and auction work, all my midseason stuff went by the wayside. Hope to plant a Fall garden this week though.
Comment by Jimbro on July 27, 2014 9:32 pm

As I mowed by my pear tree today and noticed the pears were tiny and misshapen. I’m in Zone 5 and the tree bears fruit every year or two but never has what you’d consider a good pear. Maybe I pruned it too much.
Comment by leoncaruthers on July 27, 2014 9:34 pm

I just watched some of Elliott Hulse’s videos, he’s rather entertaining.

I like a lot of his form correction videos and overall advice for lifting, but he was on “the gear” for a few years, and some of his advice on frequency and volume won’t be appropriate for a non-steroid user.

Also, he’s been getting a little existential lately. Just had a pretty serious shoulder surgery and he’s being very reflective.
Comment by leoncaruthers on July 27, 2014 9:38 pm

I’m also in Fairfax right now, and this presents a VERY serious problem.

I don’t have my binders. The ones full of wimmens. This leaves us with three terrible options: (1) I do an MMM with no pictures, (2) we don’t have an MMM this week, or (3) I permit a substitute.

I’m willing to do (1) but I’ll take input if anyone cares.
Comment by scott on July 27, 2014 9:38 pm

It has been a cool summer.
Comment by lauraw on July 27, 2014 9:39 pm

Beans will drop blossom and not set fruit if days are too hot for too long (90+ for a week of days on end), or if nights are too cool even in the short term (around 55 F, depending on the cultivar).

Last year it was daytime heat during a strategically-timed heat wave that retarded my bean formation/ harvest by almost three weeks.

We have not had a lot of hot days, but we have had a lot of unusually cool evenings this Summer, and I would not be surprised if you had the same. The soil will simply not warm up, this season!
Comment by Jay in Ames on July 27, 2014 9:40 pm

If only there were a source of images on google, then leon might not need his binders.
Comment by leoncaruthers on July 27, 2014 9:43 pm

Work lappy, I hesitate to gather the needed materials therewith.
Comment by Sean M. on July 27, 2014 9:48 pm

I bet his liver and kidneys are worth a lot on the street.

Balanced budget, here we come!
Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 27, 2014 9:48 pm

You correct it. I can do my own plumbing.

Also. My Congresscritter is Darrel Issa.

I don’t remember voting him in but I was out of town for a long time.
Comment by leoncaruthers on July 27, 2014 9:50 pm

My congressional representation is in danger of being handed off to John Dingell’s trophy wife.
Comment by Tushar on July 27, 2014 9:52 pm

Leon, I have never done a post, so I hate to take on this huge responsibility.
It looks like options 1 and 2 will be sad. So, if you can go with option 3, I will give it a try.
Comment by Jay in Ames on July 27, 2014 9:53 pm

I think Laura or Hotspur should do it.
Comment by Tushar on July 27, 2014 9:54 pm

Also, I did 4 sets of 5 deadlifts with 95 lbs. did not want to go overboard. Will increase slowly.

Also, I will be doing bench press on my Weider Platinum 800. That damn thing had accumulated too much dust.
Comment by ChrisP on July 27, 2014 9:54 pm

LauraW,
We had a very wet spring, then a month of hot&dry, then a couple of days with an inch of rain, and are going back into mid-80s for the next week. That may have done it.
PNW weather is strange…
Comment by Tushar on July 27, 2014 9:54 pm

Ha ha! Jay was horrified and quickly proposed Laura or Hotspur. Anyone but Tushar!
Comment by leoncaruthers on July 27, 2014 9:55 pm

Tushar, if you think you’re up to it and have time, go for it with my thanks and cautious optimism.
Comment by Tushar on July 27, 2014 9:55 pm

Alright! I will be doing the MMM then!
Comment by leoncaruthers on July 27, 2014 9:56 pm

My peppers are barely growing, and my wife is convinced that the only one that’s really thriving may actually be a weed.

I’m worried she’s right. It’s been a really cold summer.
Comment by leoncaruthers on July 27, 2014 9:58 pm

Okay, I have to get up early so I’m going to try and find the unconsciousness that’s supposedly hiding in that hotel bed over there.
Comment by ChrisP on July 27, 2014 9:59 pm

Jay,
There is the perfect opportunity for your hairdresser-pope shaggy-dog story at AOS.
Throw it down there, please…
Comment by ChrisP on July 27, 2014 10:06 pm

We left our garden fallow this year. There was just too much other stuff to do. It has thistles, volunteer potatoes, volunteer yellow crook-neck squash, and many other weeds. The deer love it.
We still have MANY pints of canned carrots, beans, pears, and corn from last year.
Speaking of corn, the corn in the garden down at Anitas church is 10′ tall!
It is awesome!
I suppose that may be a result of mulching it with waste from the Hanford reactors.
Whatever…
Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 27, 2014 10:08 pm

bye Leon. Everything will work out.

*fastens helmet for Tushar’s post*
Comment by Jay in Ames on July 27, 2014 10:17 pm

Someone posted that to the AOS yahoo group, Chrisp. I’m sure they will want to put it up there.
Comment by scott on July 27, 2014 10:17 pm

Helmet? Trade it in for a latex suit and don’t click any links.
Comment by Jay in Ames on July 27, 2014 10:20 pm

Tushar will do better than Laura or Hotspur.

I’m not sure HS could find pinup paintings of pre-op trannies, though.

Laura’s version? *shudder*
Comment by Sean M. on July 27, 2014 10:20 pm

I say we let Hotspur handle MMM.

http://tinyurl.com/pngjpq4
Comment by Jay in Ames on July 27, 2014 10:21 pm

Sean is on the same wavelength.
Comment by Pupster on July 27, 2014 10:31 pm
Comment by Sean M. on July 27, 2014 10:43 pm

Did anybody save anybody else from a close call with auto-erotic asphyxiation today?
Comment by Tushar on July 27, 2014 10:50 pm

MMM is scheduled to appear at the crack of Dawn.

Why this post has an affinity for Dawn’s crack, I have no idea.
Comment by PepeLp on July 27, 2014 10:53 pm

Grumble, raining north of us again. Rain in NM is spotty and this year the storms keep missing us. We got a couple of showers, but now everything is drying out and turning brown. 5miles north, it’s all green. Really getting bad.
Comment by Tushar on July 27, 2014 10:53 pm

Can someone with better blog-fu than me please check if the MMM post has been correctly formatted and scheduled, Por Favor?
Comment by xbradtc on July 27, 2014 10:56 pm

Quit editing the post and I’ll check.
Comment by Tushar on July 27, 2014 10:58 pm

Huh? Still in edit mode? BRB
Comment by xbradtc on July 27, 2014 10:58 pm

You have to save it, and go back to the dashboard.
Comment by Tushar on July 27, 2014 11:00 pm

Ok, done. Pl check again
Comment by xbradtc on July 27, 2014 11:01 pm

Looks pretty good, Tush.
Comment by Tushar on July 27, 2014 11:01 pm

Thanks, XBro
Comment by Cyn on July 27, 2014 11:25 pm

Hello Internet Peoples; I hope everyone had a good weekend!

Impotent Notice: An upgrade to the MBs of pictures that we have in the media folder is set to expire and it would be nice to see someone else step up and pay the one year renewal. Otherwise, we have but a fraction of space left on the ‘free’ account and deletion of media will have to happen. Be bold and do this! TYIA.

Mwah!
Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 27, 2014 11:35 pm

Cuantos se questa?
Comment by xbradtc on July 27, 2014 11:39 pm

And just who gave you a hall pass, little Missy?
Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 27, 2014 11:40 pm

I mean cuantos questa.
Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 27, 2014 11:41 pm

Get ‘er XBad.
Comment by xbradtc on July 28, 2014 12:05 am

Looks like Cyn ditched class again.
Comment by Sean M. on July 28, 2014 12:07 am

She just wants our money. What do you want to bet TITS is actually a timeshare presentation?
Comment by xbradtc on July 28, 2014 12:37 am

Timeshare
Is
The
Shit
Comment by Sean M. on July 28, 2014 3:35 am

The first time I saw lightning strike
I saw it underground
Six deep feet below the street
The derp came crashing down
For a second that place was lost in space
Then everything went black
I left that basement burning
And I never went back
Comment by Tushar on July 28, 2014 6:07 am

MMM is here.