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HHD

Our theme today, as if we needed one, is mmmmm… swarthy.

Update 1 [Cyn]: Thanks to Mrs. Tushar for the HHD suggestions!

Update 2 [Cyn]: I think the store is as good as it’s going to get; click pic below or widget in the sidebar to buy stuff for the TITS MU.

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July 16, 2014
Categories: BADASSDOM, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Bunker Pants!, Foreignotica, Generic Category Category, Hulk Smash, Learn some shit, police involvement, slut, yo!, Your mom likes this . . Author: Cyn, Widgets Fixerer

764 Comments

  1. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 16, 2014 6:38 am

    OK, fine, I’ll go first.

    MORNING H2!

  2. Comment by Jimbro on July 16, 2014 7:00 am

    Thanks for taking the bullet Jay!

    Good morning, today will be the best day ever and I am the happiest man in the world after Pupster!

  3. Comment by Jimbro on July 16, 2014 7:10 am

    workie workie

  4. Comment by Unka Dave on July 16, 2014 7:23 am

    I shaved off all my swarth.

  5. Comment by PepeLp on July 16, 2014 7:33 am

    Morning, children.

  6. Comment by Car in on July 16, 2014 7:48 am

    wakey wakey

  7. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2014 7:57 am

    Meet The New Owners Day!

    I’m going to all the events just in case I need to change jobs in a year or two.

  8. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2014 8:01 am

    Eviction Watch: day 2

  9. Comment by Car in on July 16, 2014 8:14 am

    10:30 am || Receives the Presidential Daily Briefing
    2:15 pm || Meets with his State, Local, and Tribal Leaders Climate Task Force on Preparedness and Resilience; State Dining Room
    3:50 pm || Meets with members of the Congressional Hispanic Caucus; Eisenhower Executive Office Building
    5:10 pm || Meets with House Democrats; The State Floor

    it’s 54 degrees up here in Michigan.

    I was not prepared for that. HELP ME OBAMA.

  10. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2014 8:18 am

    My peppers are probably going to die.

  11. Comment by PepeLp on July 16, 2014 8:42 am

    Hey Leon, has your wife gotten her “My Little Pony” tattoo yet?

  12. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2014 8:44 am

    She’s going to BronyCon in two weeks.

    I have made my feelings about tattooing exceedingly clear to her. I would consider it a death and would be free to remarry.

  13. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2014 8:47 am

    68 degrees.

    *burns couch for heat

  14. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2014 8:51 am

    59 degrees on July 16th. 100 more Summers like this and the glaciers will be back on this spot.

  15. Comment by Car in on July 16, 2014 8:54 am

    They lakes are going to freeze faster this winter.

  16. Comment by daveintexas on July 16, 2014 8:54 am

    So pleasant here in Texas for mid July

  17. Comment by PepeLp on July 16, 2014 8:55 am

    58 degrees here this morning, but it will warm up soon.

  18. Comment by Car in on July 16, 2014 8:55 am

    Last summer wasn’t very hot either. We had a spell in June, and then nothing much after that. I think I went swimming once.

  19. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2014 8:55 am

    Car in, parts of the lakes are still frozen.

  20. Comment by scott on July 16, 2014 8:56 am

    Last year I think the hot spell was in March.

  21. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2014 8:58 am

    Yeah, last Winter was mild, followed by mild Summer. I barely ran the AC last year. I ran it here in June just to get some filtration and cool the air for my allergies, but it was bringing the house down from 78 to 73.

  22. Comment by scott on July 16, 2014 9:14 am

    CT rejected a fed request to absorb 2000 illegals!

    The blind squirrel found a nut!

  23. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 9:29 am

    Good morning internet peoples

  24. Comment by Car in on July 16, 2014 9:29 am

    Interesting article about the Stroh family here. My sister knows Franny

    http://www.forbes.com/sites/kerryadolan/2014/07/08/how-the-stroh-family-lost-the-largest-private-beer-fortune-in-the-u-s/

  25. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 16, 2014 9:45 am

    Iowa turned one down, too, scott. After the prison (!) had already arranged for the children (!) to be brought up, the governor’s office had to tell them it was a bad idea to house children next to inmates.

    smh

  26. Comment by Jimbro on July 16, 2014 9:54 am

    I haven’t had Stroh’s beer in ages. In college we used to get something called a beer ball. The only brands the packie carried was Stroh’s and Coors. This was before Coors had a national presence and I always found it peculiar that these beers were distributed as beer balls in the Northeast but not in bottles. After a few beers my thoughts moved on to other things.

  27. Comment by scottt on July 16, 2014 9:58 am

    Strohs was my nickname in college.

    I have no idea how I earned that.

  28. Comment by Car in on July 16, 2014 10:03 am

    Next HHD we should do the theme of “sweaty”.

  29. Comment by Car in on July 16, 2014 10:04 am

    My dad drank strohs when I was a little girl, and when i lived in Detroit I could see the GIANT strohs sign from my bedroom. We were really close to the brewery.

  30. Comment by Car in on July 16, 2014 10:04 am

    Hey, it’s ass pennies birthday today

  31. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 16, 2014 10:06 am

    Heh, I was known as the Stroh’s Night Owl.

  32. Comment by Car in on July 16, 2014 10:06 am

    The interesting story we keep hearing in Michigan is that a GROSSE POINTE Park organization wants to take in the poor chirrens, but keep them up in Vassar.

    Humn … why don’t you find a nice place to house them in Grosse Pointe?

    The old Stroh’s mansion is probably available.

  33. Comment by daveintexas on July 16, 2014 10:08 am

    I liked Stroh’s

  34. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 16, 2014 10:15 am

    But, but, Car in, that would mean that THOSE people would be in THEIR neighborhood. It would be unseemly, and people would talk.

  35. Comment by scottt on July 16, 2014 10:17 am

    Ass pennies?

  36. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 16, 2014 10:18 am

    Rich

  37. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 16, 2014 10:18 am

    Happy birthday, Rich!

    and Michael.

    (remember how much mare hated when we did that?)

  38. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 16, 2014 10:27 am

    After the prison (!) had already arranged for the children (!) to be brought up, the governor’s office had to tell them it was a bad idea to house children next to inmates.

    Given that most of the “children” they’ve been talking about sending to these places are male yutes between the ages of 13-17, it might not be a bad idea to get them used to the prison environment at an early age – they’ll probably end up spending the bulk of their lives there, anyway…..

    *denounces self in advance*

  39. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 16, 2014 10:37 am

    The local news reported that story as a way to get at the governor. He’s a Republican, yannow. The story specifically said that the governor himself did not talk to the group.

    But he did say he didn’t want Iowa taking in undocumented children (their words).

  40. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 16, 2014 10:39 am

    Hah, just looked at facedouche, and one of the biggest liberals in my timeline is studying for the bar exam. This is a guy that could barely bartend.

    Yep, that fits.

  41. Comment by scottt on July 16, 2014 10:44 am

    Are you calling Car in stupid?

  42. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 16, 2014 10:58 am

    Only if she becomes a lawyer.

  43. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2014 11:03 am

    Doesn’t Stroh’s still make their prohibition-inspired backup product, ice cream? Or did they sell that off at some point?

  44. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2014 11:07 am

    Nevermind, wikipedia says Dean Foods owns it.

  45. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 11:09 am

    Btw, for todays HHD, the names were suggested by Mrs Tushar.
    Cyn did all the heavy lifting (mainly heavy googling and heavy breathing)

  46. Comment by Car in on July 16, 2014 11:13 am

    I’m too smart to ever become a lawyer.

    And I’ve talked family members out of going to law school.

    *waits for Nobel.

  47. Comment by pendejogrande on July 16, 2014 11:32 am

    I spent a couple of summers during college working for an Anheuser-Busch distributorship. I was more plugged into beer at that time than I otherwise would’ve been because of that. Stroh’s and Sheaffer came to west TX about that time but it was considered cheap and below your dignity to drink it. It was interesting to see the behind the scenes manuevering that led to those products being in TX for a while.

    The other part that’s interesting is that my younger brother works for a privately held company that’s transitioning from 3rd generation family to 4th generation family in ownership and control. He’s concerned that the next generation doesn’t have the focus and work ethic that have made it a great place to work. I see some parallels in this story.

  48. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 11:35 am

    I meant to add that, Tushar; poat updated accordingly.
    *waves at lurking Mrs. Tushar*

  49. Comment by Car in on July 16, 2014 11:35 am

    Yea, it’s really just fascinating. the kids were raised in luxury and just assumed the money was going to keep flowing. they knew no other way. Prep schools and drugs.

    Just because your dad was a good businessman, doesn’t mean you’re going to be.

  50. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 11:35 am

    Also, TITS MU CafePress store is now open for biz; Go Shop Now.

  51. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2014 11:47 am

    Just because your dad was a good businessman, doesn’t mean you’re going to be.
    ———————
    Precisely. This is why the business I work for was sold. The kid didn’t want anything to do with it.

    I can’t blame him. Work sucks. Living in a mansion, collecting cars, and traveling is much better.

  52. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 11:52 am

    I can’t blame him. Work sucks. Living in a mansion, collecting cars, and traveling is much better.

    how YOU doin’

  53. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2014 12:06 pm

    25 years ago: Private planes, helicopters, meetings on yachts.

    Today: http://is.gd/Ugc6bS

  54. Comment by Jimbro on July 16, 2014 12:07 pm

    Love that movie

  55. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 12:24 pm

    That should be required watching.

  56. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2014 12:31 pm

    It might be my all time favorite.

  57. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 12:33 pm

    Who volunteers to be cast in the H2 Playhaus remake of P.T. and A, “TITS or Bust”? I need two jerks who are going to travel together to Tempe.

  58. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 12:40 pm

    *crickets*

    All right, I’m going to cast Homeless trany Pregnant Equadoran Teenage Dreamer/Seekers as the lot of you. I’m sure it will be a riot.

  59. Comment by Jimbro on July 16, 2014 12:48 pm

    Obama ate crickets with dog

  60. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 12:50 pm

    Jimbro, what is the weirdest thing a patient of yours ever ate?

  61. Comment by Jimbro on July 16, 2014 12:51 pm

    Paula is looking for a good book to read on vacation. Any suggestions?

    Requirements: summer reading, she likes mystery/crime solving/ghostie stories

    Also, she thought 50 shades of gray sucked

  62. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 12:54 pm

    “Frankenstein”
    -M. Shelly.

  63. Comment by Car in on July 16, 2014 12:56 pm

    Devil in the White City.

  64. Comment by Jimbro on July 16, 2014 12:56 pm

    I’m more in the business of “what’s the most bizarre thing you’ve ever found in someone’s limb” business.

    And the one that always keeps coming back to me when I think about shit like that is a cocktail toothpick embedded in a kid’s foot for 3 years. He swore up and down he stepped on it in bare feet on the carpet and it broke off in his foot. He was given antibiotics and sent on his way. Fast forward and he developed a small abscess and it needed draining. I must have poked around in the foot for an hour after draining the abscess in the OR. Finally just as I said fuck it, it’s not there I spied a little blue dot. I grabbed at it with a clamp and pulled out a 2 inch cocktail toothpick. My jaw dropped.

  65. Comment by beasn on July 16, 2014 12:58 pm

    My grandmother lived downwind of Anheuser-Busch. The smell of hops permeated her neighborhood.

  66. Comment by Jimbro on July 16, 2014 12:59 pm

    Frankie is probably too old school for her. I’ve heard good things about Devil in White City and may borrow it after she’s done.

  67. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 12:59 pm

    Aso desu. An arm and leg man. Excellent.

    I’m still looking for books for Paula, stand by.

  68. Comment by beasn on July 16, 2014 1:01 pm

    Also, yesterday was the coolest July 15 in St. Louis since they’ve been keeping track.

  69. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 1:06 pm

    Hi Beasn, stay warm.

  70. Comment by jam2 on July 16, 2014 1:15 pm

    food wars:
    http://tinyurl.com/pzjedkt

  71. Comment by jam2 on July 16, 2014 1:18 pm

    back to work now –
    the bear needs the money

  72. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 1:19 pm

    Cool Jam. Thats a riot. The sequel,
    “Hamburger Hill” of course.

  73. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 1:23 pm

    “Full Dinner Jacket”

  74. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 1:24 pm

    TITS ordered.

  75. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 1:31 pm

    “Jawsbreakers”

  76. Comment by agiledog on July 16, 2014 1:31 pm

    TITS ordered.

    You can order them?!?!?! I’d like a nice pair of 36Cs, to be installed right there next to the wet bar, please.

  77. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 1:32 pm

    “Frozen… Yogurt”

  78. Comment by agiledog on July 16, 2014 1:32 pm

    “The Longest Yam”

  79. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 1:32 pm

    A first orderer – yay!

  80. Comment by agiledog on July 16, 2014 1:32 pm

    “The Big Red Apple”

  81. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 1:34 pm

    “The Maize Runner”

  82. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 1:36 pm

    “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Soup”

  83. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 1:37 pm

    “Hamburger Dill”

  84. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 1:40 pm

    “The Eggo Movie”

  85. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 1:40 pm

    What did you order, X?

  86. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 1:42 pm

    “A Million Ways to Cook with Eggplant”

  87. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 1:42 pm

    Black TITS List. Pretty expensive, but I intend to be stylin’.

  88. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 1:42 pm

    “3 Days to Grill”

  89. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 1:44 pm

    Yes, it is, I was surprised too; they put an upcharge on black shirts (raycist) and then they upcharge for shit on the back (also raycist). It’s a conspiracy!11!

  90. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 1:44 pm

    50 Shades of Grey Poupon

  91. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 1:45 pm

    The Yellow Submarine Sandwich

  92. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 1:45 pm

    “Endless Buffet”

  93. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 1:45 pm

    Lunch and Dinner and Breakfast at Tiffany’s

  94. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 1:46 pm

    ” Chocolate Pompeii”

  95. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 1:46 pm

    “Star Whores”

  96. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 1:47 pm

    Ha! Cyn I choked on my Croissant,

  97. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 1:47 pm

    “Veronica Mars Bar”

  98. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 1:48 pm

    Dine Hard

  99. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 1:48 pm

    Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 1:46 pm
    “Star Whores”

    BZZZZZZT! Sorry, no mention of a meal or food.

  100. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 1:49 pm

    Days of Blunder

  101. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 1:50 pm

    “St. Elmo’s Fire Roasted Eggplant Surprise”

  102. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 1:50 pm

    “Glaze of Thunder”

    there you go B Rad

  103. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 1:50 pm

    “The Currant”

  104. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 1:51 pm

    “Caddysnack”

  105. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 1:52 pm

    “Pulp Fiction”

    *waggles eyebrows and grins evilly*

  106. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 1:53 pm

    Xbrad – did you do shirt or thong?

  107. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 1:53 pm

    “The Lord of the Onion Rings”

  108. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 1:55 pm

    “A Fistful of Mozzarella Sticks”

  109. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 1:55 pm

    HaHaHaHa!!!

  110. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 1:57 pm

    I gotta call an atty.

    Back in a min.

  111. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 1:59 pm

    “Hot Dog Day Afternoon”

  112. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 1:59 pm

    “The River Mild”

  113. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 2:00 pm

    I ordered a shirt. I’m thinking of ordering a thong for a random Hostagette.

  114. Comment by Jimbro on July 16, 2014 2:00 pm

    Mmmm…onion rings. Greasy goodness with agita an hour afterwards.

  115. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 2:01 pm

    I gotta call an atty.

    MOOO-OOOM! CHUMPO IS TRYING TO STEAL OUR IDEAS AGAIN!!

  116. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 2:02 pm

    “Don’t Cry for Me, Agita”

  117. Comment by pendejogrande on July 16, 2014 2:04 pm

    The Hunt For Red Velvet Cake

  118. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 2:04 pm

    Nope. Tort atty because of the Side Splitting over here. I blame XBrad for everything.

    EVERYTHING1111!

  119. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 2:05 pm

    “Random”. Ha!

    I hear that those thongs shrink so you’d better order one size larger. *cough*

  120. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 2:05 pm

    A Kiss Before Frying

  121. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 2:06 pm

    “Rocky… Road Ice Cream”

  122. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 2:08 pm

    “Hibachi Cooking: A Dog’s Tale”

    *denounces self*

    Gross.

  123. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 2:08 pm

    “There Will Be Blood Pudding”

  124. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 2:09 pm

    Mmmmmm… torte.

  125. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 2:14 pm

  126. Comment by Colorado Alex on July 16, 2014 2:14 pm

    I still want an H2 codpiece.

  127. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 2:15 pm

    Time Slider

  128. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 2:16 pm

    Nacho Cheese Libre

  129. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 2:16 pm

    The Borscht Identity

  130. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 2:16 pm

    Ha Ha

  131. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 2:17 pm

    A view to a meal

  132. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 2:17 pm

    You Only Sieve Once

  133. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 2:17 pm

    A popsicle now!

  134. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 2:18 pm

    Eat the parents

  135. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 2:18 pm

    A Fillet of Fish Called Wanda

  136. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 2:19 pm

    Brazil Nuts

  137. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 2:19 pm

    The Incredible Sulk

  138. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 2:19 pm

    My Body Gourd

  139. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 2:19 pm

    The road to restaurant

  140. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 2:20 pm

    Guess Who’s Coming At Dinner?

  141. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 2:20 pm

    One Crazy Summersquash

  142. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 2:20 pm

    A fridge too far

  143. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 2:20 pm

    >>RANT
    Oh, FFS: my boys’ school want to have conferences w/them before school starts. There’s an online scheduler to set these appts. So far so good. The scheduler site is now open… now we’re getting somewhere! But wait, we learn by email that before we can book we have to wait to hear from who their lead teacher is going to be and we may not get this phone call until today or tomorrow. So the kids who get calls first will get the best appointments and I’m trying to squeeze in a mini vacation before they start classes. Assholes.
    >>RANT OFF

  144. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2014 2:21 pm

    Shawbraisedshank Redemption

  145. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 2:21 pm

    “The Refrigerator Raid”

  146. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 2:22 pm

    The Potatoes Have Eyes

  147. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 2:22 pm

    Fast and epicurious

  148. Comment by Revvy on July 16, 2014 2:22 pm

    Well there’s your problem Cyn – thinking the school would give a shit about something silly like inconveniencing their students or parents.

  149. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 2:22 pm

    “Silence of the Lamb Stew”

  150. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 2:24 pm

    Teenage mutant ninja turtle soup

  151. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 2:24 pm

    Field of Creams

  152. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 2:25 pm

    Silly me, huh Revvy. Oh, and all the dates they reference in their emails are wrong, probably just lazy C&P from last years. And ~I~ am the one who gets barked at when I call in to just ask about the dates?! Sometimes I really, really just wonder who the fuck is teaching my kids.

  153. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 2:26 pm

    Bummer School

    (Foul. minus points. I know. It’s for Cyn. SYWM)

  154. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 2:28 pm

    Walker, Texas Luncher

  155. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 2:28 pm

    “The Never ending Buffett”

    That is Funny!

  156. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 2:28 pm

    “Raging Red Bull”

  157. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 2:29 pm

    Fast and epicurious

    This one slays!

  158. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 2:30 pm

    Blend it Like Beckham

  159. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 2:31 pm

    “Singin’ In The Rainforest Cafe”

  160. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 2:32 pm

    I’m getting hungry now.

    (Stop thinking of writing The Hungry Games)

  161. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 2:33 pm

    Bread runner

  162. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 2:33 pm

    “To Kill A Mockingbird Pie”

  163. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 2:34 pm

    The Meringues of New York

  164. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 2:34 pm

    “Reservoir Hot Dogs”

  165. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 2:34 pm

    The Italian Grinder Job

  166. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 2:35 pm

    Snacks on a plane

  167. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2014 2:35 pm

    Bread runner
    ————————
    Hahahahaha.

  168. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 2:35 pm

    “A Clockwork Duck a l’Orange”

  169. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2014 2:35 pm

    To Live and Fry in LA

  170. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 2:36 pm

    Throw Salami From the Train

  171. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 2:36 pm

    The Sandwiches of Eastwick

  172. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 2:37 pm

    Less than Zero Calories

  173. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 2:37 pm

    “Citizen Candy Kane”

  174. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 2:38 pm

    “Ice Cream Station Zebra”

  175. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 2:38 pm

    Reuben Hur

  176. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 2:39 pm

    “A Fridge Too Far”

  177. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 2:39 pm

    Reuben Hur
    ————————–
    **golf clap**

  178. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 2:40 pm

    “American Beauty Pasta”

  179. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 2:40 pm

    Night of the Living Bread

  180. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 2:41 pm

    Who creamed Roger rabbit?

  181. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 2:41 pm

    “Deep Dish Pizza Impact”

  182. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 2:41 pm

    5 Cheesy Pieces

  183. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 2:41 pm

    “The Dark Kneaded Dough Rises”

  184. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 2:42 pm

    The Stuffed Grape Leaves of Wrath

  185. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2014 2:42 pm

    “Veronica Mars Bar”

    I’d eat that.

  186. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 2:42 pm

    The fifth condiment

  187. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 2:43 pm

    “The Green Eggs and Ham Mile”

  188. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 2:43 pm

    The Firm Mellon

  189. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 2:43 pm

    The Ten Condiments

  190. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 2:46 pm

    The last of the Pepsi cans

  191. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 2:47 pm

    The horseradish whisperer

  192. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 2:49 pm

    Lion of the Dessert

  193. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 2:50 pm

    Seedless in Seatle

  194. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 2:50 pm

    Chew Turn

  195. Comment by Colorado Alex on July 16, 2014 2:51 pm

    Kelly’s Heroes.

  196. Comment by Colorado Alex on July 16, 2014 2:51 pm

    Half Bacon.

  197. Comment by Colorado Alex on July 16, 2014 2:52 pm

    The Donut Rises

  198. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 2:53 pm

    Children of the Corndogs

  199. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 2:53 pm

    Ha Ha!

  200. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2014 2:54 pm

    Flat Iron Steak Man

  201. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 2:54 pm

    Hoagie Nights

  202. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 2:57 pm

    The incredible shrimping man

  203. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 2:58 pm

    Fowl Play

  204. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 2:59 pm

    Gator!

  205. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 3:00 pm

    Snackers

  206. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 3:01 pm

    Poltrygiest

  207. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 3:01 pm

    I mean Poultrygiest

  208. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 3:04 pm

    “Sunset Grill Blvd.”

  209. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2014 3:04 pm

    Fight Club Sandwich

  210. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 3:06 pm

    Crouton Tiger, Hoagie Dragon

  211. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 3:08 pm

    “Me Mentos”

    Booooo!

  212. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2014 3:09 pm

    Glutenmorning Vietnam!

  213. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2014 3:09 pm

    Hot Dogs of the Baskervilles

  214. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 3:09 pm

    Fight Club Sandwich!!!!

    yay1

  215. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2014 3:10 pm

    See, Biscuit!

  216. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 3:10 pm

    Mary Poppyseed

  217. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 3:10 pm

    Bedknobs and Breadsticks

  218. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 3:10 pm

    “Rear Windowpane Cookies”

  219. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 3:11 pm

    Cool Ham Luke

  220. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 3:12 pm

    These are hilarious!!

  221. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 3:12 pm

    “Schindler’s Shopping List”

  222. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 3:13 pm

    A Liver Runs Through It

  223. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2014 3:13 pm

    American Spaghetti

  224. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 3:14 pm

    HAAAA!!! Imagine Schindler’s Shopping List!!11

  225. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 3:14 pm

    The Wild Brunch

  226. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 3:15 pm

    “The Right Stuffing”

  227. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2014 3:15 pm

    Midnight in the Garden Salad of Good and Evil

  228. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2014 3:15 pm

    The Horseradish Whisperer

  229. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 3:15 pm

    Broke Baby Back Mountain

  230. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 3:16 pm

    Fries Like Us

  231. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2014 3:17 pm

    Write your own material leon!!!!!

  232. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 3:17 pm

    And of course,

    The Fries Who Loved Me

  233. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 3:17 pm

    Benjo

  234. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 3:18 pm

    Jello Submarine

  235. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 3:18 pm

    Kril Bill

  236. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2014 3:18 pm

    Of Rice and Men

  237. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 3:19 pm

    The Icecream man cometh

  238. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 3:21 pm

    “The Breakfast Club Sandwich”

  239. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 3:21 pm

    Of Rice and Men
    ————————————
    Bravo!

  240. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 3:22 pm

    Greasy

  241. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 3:22 pm

    Point Breakfast

  242. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 3:22 pm

    Flanadu

  243. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2014 3:23 pm

    Write your own material leon!!!!!

    DAMMIT!

  244. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 3:23 pm

    I want a sequal to Point Breakfast, XBrad.

    I’m cryin’

  245. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 3:25 pm

    The Lunchback of Notre Dame.

    //just for you, Mr. Chumpo

  246. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 3:25 pm

    Animal House Dressing

  247. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 3:26 pm

    Ha! thanks Amigo.

  248. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2014 3:27 pm

    The Three Burritos

  249. Comment by Colorado Alex on July 16, 2014 3:28 pm

    Beauty and the Beef.

  250. Comment by Colorado Alex on July 16, 2014 3:28 pm

    Sno-Cone White

  251. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 16, 2014 3:29 pm

    Fried Green Tomatoes

    What?

  252. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 3:29 pm

    The adventures of Red Robin hood

  253. Comment by agiledog on July 16, 2014 3:29 pm

    Clockwork Orange Julius

  254. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 3:30 pm

    Bleu Velveeta

  255. Comment by agiledog on July 16, 2014 3:30 pm

    Run Silent, Run out for pizza

  256. Comment by Colorado Alex on July 16, 2014 3:30 pm

    The Thin Red Vine

  257. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2014 3:31 pm

    Showgrills

  258. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 3:31 pm

    Wokin’ Tall

  259. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2014 3:31 pm

    *slaps Jay with a King Salmon

  260. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 3:32 pm

    The big chilli

  261. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2014 3:32 pm

    Wokin’ Tall
    —————–
    Awesomeness.

  262. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 3:32 pm

    The Last Boy Sprout

  263. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 3:34 pm

    Butch cassidy and the sundae kid

  264. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 3:34 pm

    SupperBad

  265. Comment by Colorado Alex on July 16, 2014 3:35 pm

    Bread of Chucky

  266. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 3:35 pm

    Catsup on a hot tin roof

  267. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 16, 2014 3:36 pm

    The King’s Dinner Speech

  268. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 3:37 pm

    Top Bun

  269. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 3:38 pm

    The Dallas Fryers Club

  270. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 3:39 pm

    La Femme Fajita

  271. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 3:40 pm

    Flash Gorton

  272. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 3:40 pm

    The Bluesberry Brothers

  273. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 3:41 pm

    Top Bun

    Ha ha! Can be reused in ‘gayed up movie names’ as well

  274. Comment by tomswifty on July 16, 2014 3:41 pm

    The Mustard Who Roared

  275. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 3:42 pm

    Fridge on the River Kwai

  276. Comment by tomswifty on July 16, 2014 3:42 pm

    Captain Blood Pudding

  277. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 3:42 pm

    Goldfinger Sandwiches

  278. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2014 3:42 pm

    Flash Gorton
    ——————–
    My personal favorite

  279. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 3:43 pm

    Gone with the chicken wing

  280. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 3:44 pm

    All Quiet On the Western Front Burner

  281. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 3:45 pm

    The Philadelphia Cheesesteak Story

  282. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 3:45 pm

    Shakespeare’s Omelette.

  283. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2014 3:45 pm

    The Red Badge of Porridge

  284. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 3:46 pm

    Like Hotdog Water for Chocholate

  285. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 3:48 pm

    The footlong goodbye

  286. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 3:48 pm

    Witness For the Prosciutto

  287. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 3:48 pm

    A man for all seasoning

  288. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 3:49 pm

    >>Cyn on July 16, 2014 at 3:44 pm
    All Quiet On the Western Front Burner

    heh!

  289. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 3:50 pm

    The chicken manchurian candidate

  290. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 3:51 pm

    A Man Named Hors d’oeuvre

  291. Comment by Jimbro on July 16, 2014 3:52 pm

    Pigmalion

  292. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 3:53 pm

    Meat Me In St. Louis.

  293. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 3:53 pm

    Seabiscuits and gravy

  294. Comment by Jimbro on July 16, 2014 3:53 pm

    The Remains of the Dinner

  295. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 3:54 pm

    Any Given Sundae

  296. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 3:54 pm

    Pork Chop Hill

  297. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 3:56 pm

    Arsenic and Old Lutefisk

  298. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 3:57 pm

    Dial M for Muddler

  299. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 3:57 pm

    Gettysburgers and Fries

  300. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 3:57 pm

    Operation Crossbun

  301. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 3:59 pm

    The postman always brings rice

  302. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 4:02 pm

    Dial “M” for Meatloaf

  303. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2014 4:04 pm

    *Dials “M”*

  304. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 4:05 pm

    The French Onion Soup Connection

  305. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 4:05 pm

    Peter Pan Fried Tilapia

  306. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 4:07 pm

    Parsley’s, Sage’s, Rosemary’s, and Thyme’s Baby

  307. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 4:08 pm

    The Memphis Bell Pepper

  308. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 4:08 pm

    The Omega Fatty Acids Man

  309. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 4:08 pm

    Amazing Grace and Chuck Roast.

  310. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 4:09 pm

    All About Evening Meals

  311. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 4:10 pm

    21 Carbohydrate Grams

  312. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 4:10 pm

    Bad Santa Fe Chicken

  313. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 4:13 pm

    The Muensters

  314. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 4:13 pm

    Glazed and Confused

  315. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 4:15 pm

    The Thin Sliced Bacon Man

  316. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 4:16 pm

    Glazed and Confused

    *nods and claps*

  317. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 4:18 pm

    Pizza’s honor

  318. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 4:18 pm

    Baked Juno Alaska

    (big reach)

  319. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 4:19 pm

    Romeo and Julienne

  320. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 4:20 pm

    Baked Juno Alaska”

    that’s fine! Fine!!

  321. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 4:22 pm

    This is spinach wrap

  322. Comment by Hotspur on July 16, 2014 4:22 pm

    Ben Hurl

  323. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 4:24 pm

    James and the Giant Peach Cobbler

  324. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2014 4:25 pm

    Momento
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Pimento

  325. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 4:25 pm

    Chew 238

  326. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 4:26 pm

    Die Hard Rock Candy Mountain

  327. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 4:26 pm

    The Andromeda Strainer

  328. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 4:27 pm

    Terms of Embeerment.

  329. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 4:29 pm

    Lime Bandits

  330. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 4:29 pm

    The Indian Squash in the Cupboard

  331. Comment by Hotspur on July 16, 2014 4:32 pm

    Last of the Mojitos

  332. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 4:33 pm

    TGIFriday’s the 13th

  333. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 4:35 pm

    Galaxyquesadilla

  334. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 4:38 pm

    You are all funny mofos 😀

  335. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 4:39 pm

    Silver Linings Cookbook

  336. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2014 4:40 pm

    Last of the Mojitos

    I would drink that.

  337. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2014 4:41 pm

    Last of the Mojitos
    —————
    Hahahahahaha

  338. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 4:42 pm

    lauraw, come Lift us up on Buffalo Wings.

  339. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 4:43 pm

    Spidermanischewitz

  340. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 4:43 pm

    The Wolf of Waldorf St.

  341. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 4:46 pm

    V For Vinaigrette

  342. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 4:52 pm

    Any Wisk Way But Loose

  343. Comment by daveintexas on July 16, 2014 4:54 pm

    what are you monkeys doing?

  344. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 4:55 pm

    Hellbraiser

  345. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 4:57 pm

    It all started out when Jam2 posted a pic of tacos on a PT boat called Tacopolypse Now. And then some one pushed some one else and I got made and now the sliding glass door is broken, I swear.

  346. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 16, 2014 4:58 pm

    Wow, the AOS yahoo group is getting to be an angry place.

  347. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2014 5:01 pm

    The Count of Monte Cristo Sandwich

  348. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 5:01 pm

    linky Jay

  349. Comment by Hotspur on July 16, 2014 5:01 pm

    True Grits

  350. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 5:01 pm

    Let’s go rumble

  351. Comment by Hotspur on July 16, 2014 5:02 pm

    Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Starfish Factory

  352. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 5:05 pm

    Life of Pie

  353. Comment by Hotspur on July 16, 2014 5:06 pm

    The Big Easy Bake Oven

  354. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 16, 2014 5:09 pm

    https://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/AceOfSpadesHQ/info

  355. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 5:09 pm

    The Big Easy Bake Oven

    Dammit! Been trying to come up with that for hours!

  356. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 16, 2014 5:10 pm

    gotta be approved, I guess. I’ve been on there so long I forgot.

  357. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 5:10 pm

    Oh that group.

    Thanks, I just signed up.

  358. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 5:11 pm

    CottonMouth Club

  359. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 5:11 pm

    Clara’s Heart of Palm

  360. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 5:12 pm

    Boysenberries on the Side.

    Gawd thatz Ghey!!!

  361. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 5:14 pm

    Last Mango in Paris

  362. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 16, 2014 5:14 pm

    Dammit! Been trying to come up with that for hours!

    And now you have, through cut and paste.

  363. Comment by Hotspur on July 16, 2014 5:15 pm

    Seven Sammich Makers for Seven Brothers

  364. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 5:16 pm

    Cheesy Rider

  365. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 5:17 pm

    Bang the Plum Slowely

  366. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2014 5:17 pm

    Easy Grinder

  367. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 5:19 pm

    The Old Chicken of the Sea

  368. Comment by daveintexas on July 16, 2014 5:21 pm

    oh, ok.

    S*Q*U*A*S*H

  369. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 5:23 pm

    Al Dente’s Inferno

  370. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 5:25 pm

    The Merchant of Venison

  371. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 5:27 pm

    Mary, Queen of Butterscotch

  372. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 5:28 pm

    The Roadkill Warrior

  373. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 5:29 pm

    The Bun Also Rises

  374. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 5:31 pm

    20,000 Seeds Under The Tree

  375. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 5:34 pm

    Flan 9 From Outer Space

  376. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 5:37 pm

    A Moonpie For The Misbegotten

  377. Comment by Colorado Alex on July 16, 2014 5:39 pm

    Seven Sammich Makers for Seven Brothers

    *golf clap*

  378. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 5:39 pm

    The Creature From The Black Macaroon

  379. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 5:41 pm

    Manos, The Pans of Fate

    *bonus MST3K reference*

  380. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 5:44 pm

    Clams Casino Royale

  381. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 5:45 pm

    Flan 9 From Outer Space

    Very funny, Geo.

  382. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 5:47 pm

    The Pork Belly Of An Architect

  383. Comment by pendejogrande on July 16, 2014 5:49 pm

    The Bridges of Dolly Madison’s Counter

  384. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 5:52 pm

    The Gizzard of Oz

  385. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 5:54 pm

    Billy the Kidney Bean

  386. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 5:55 pm

    Rarebit-Proof Fence

  387. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 5:55 pm

    Gumfight At The OK Corral

  388. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 5:56 pm

    On Her Majesty’s Secret Silver Service

  389. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 5:56 pm

    She’s Just Not That Into Stew

  390. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 6:00 pm

    Live And Let Fry

  391. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 6:00 pm

    The Man With The Golden Bun

  392. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 6:00 pm

    It’s the Great Pumpkin Pie, Charlie Brownies.

  393. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 6:01 pm

    Goldfinger Sandwich

  394. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 6:01 pm

    Destination Moonpie

  395. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 6:02 pm

    Mean Grills

  396. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 6:04 pm

    Bake Woebegone

  397. Comment by Hotspur on July 16, 2014 6:06 pm

    Lonesome Dovebar

  398. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 6:06 pm

    The Bundt For Red October

  399. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 6:07 pm

    Blade Runner Bean

  400. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 6:07 pm

    Burner and Hooch

  401. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 6:08 pm

    The Fall Of The Soufflé of Usher

  402. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 6:09 pm

    Kung Pow!

  403. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 6:09 pm

    Cotton Candy Comes To Harlem

  404. Comment by pendejogrande on July 16, 2014 6:10 pm

    Behind the Green Chicken Enchiladas

  405. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 6:12 pm

    Seven Briskets for Seven Brothers

  406. Comment by pendejogrande on July 16, 2014 6:12 pm

    The Dirty Dozen Deviled Eggs

  407. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 6:12 pm

    Adam’s Ribeye

  408. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 6:12 pm

    Cannonball Bun

  409. Comment by Hotspur on July 16, 2014 6:12 pm

    Drive In Miss Daisy

  410. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 6:13 pm

    Mrs. Sproutfire

  411. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2014 6:14 pm

    Edward Penishands

  412. Comment by Hotspur on July 16, 2014 6:14 pm

    Gettysburger

  413. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 6:14 pm

    The Day The Earthenware Stood Still

  414. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 6:15 pm

    The Grated Santini

  415. Comment by Hotspur on July 16, 2014 6:15 pm

    Meatless In Seatle

  416. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 6:16 pm

    Gettysburger

    Write your own materiel.

  417. Comment by Hotspur on July 16, 2014 6:17 pm

    Sorry, I must have joined late.

  418. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 6:17 pm

    The Codfather

  419. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 6:18 pm

    A Streetcarnitas Named Desire.

  420. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 6:18 pm

    Raiders Of The Lost Maple Bark

  421. Comment by Hotspur on July 16, 2014 6:18 pm

    Hahahaha

    Good one, GO.

  422. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 6:19 pm

    Mission To Marzipan

  423. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 6:20 pm

    Caramelot

  424. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 6:21 pm

    3:10 to Yummy

  425. Comment by Hotspur on July 16, 2014 6:21 pm

    Game of Scones

  426. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 6:22 pm

    The Flan That Time Forgot

  427. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 6:22 pm

    Planet of the Grapes

  428. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 6:23 pm

    The Magnificent Leaven

  429. Comment by Hotspur on July 16, 2014 6:23 pm

    Hairy Potter Roast

  430. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 6:23 pm

    Bring it Flan!

  431. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 6:23 pm

    The Bread Also Rises

  432. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 6:24 pm

    ChorusLime

  433. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 6:24 pm

    55 Days To Peking Duck

  434. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 6:25 pm

    The Man With One Bread Shoe

  435. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2014 6:25 pm

    Big Truffle in Little China

  436. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 6:26 pm

    Splendor in the Grass Fed Beef

  437. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2014 6:26 pm

    Beetlejuicebox

  438. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 6:27 pm

    We have quite a few that can also be entered in ‘gay film names’
    notably:
    Top Bun
    Man with golden bun
    Codfather
    Cannonball Bun
    The Bun Also Rises

    Rosetta and Wiser are gonna be pissed at missing this.

  439. Comment by Hotspur on July 16, 2014 6:27 pm

    Crossing the River Fish Styx

  440. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 6:28 pm

    Fuch those Jackholes!

  441. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2014 6:28 pm

    Damn you HS. I’ve been trying to work in fish sticks since lunch.

  442. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 6:28 pm

    Barefoot In The Parkerhouse Rolls

  443. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 6:29 pm

    All That Jasmine

  444. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 6:29 pm

    My favourites:
    3.10 to Yummy
    Last mango in Paris

  445. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2014 6:29 pm

    Mushmore.

  446. Comment by Colorado Alex on July 16, 2014 6:29 pm

    Transfatters

  447. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 6:30 pm

    Someone To Watch Over Meat

  448. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 6:30 pm

    Alvin and the chocolate chipmunks

  449. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 6:30 pm

    Journey to the Chewy Center of the Tootsie Pop

  450. Comment by Hotspur on July 16, 2014 6:31 pm

    That was dedicated to you, MJ.

  451. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 6:31 pm

    The Hindenburger

  452. Comment by Colorado Alex on July 16, 2014 6:31 pm

    For Whom the Boullibase Tolls

  453. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 6:32 pm

    starring Anne Bearclaw and George C. Butterscotch

  454. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 6:32 pm

    Anna and the Burger King

  455. Comment by Colorado Alex on July 16, 2014 6:32 pm

    Smoked Meat and the Bandit

  456. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 6:32 pm

    Anna Curry-nina

  457. Comment by Hotspur on July 16, 2014 6:32 pm

    Hahahaha

    Tushar

  458. Comment by Colorado Alex on July 16, 2014 6:33 pm

    The Malted Milk Falcon

  459. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 6:34 pm

    The Longest Lard

  460. Comment by Colorado Alex on July 16, 2014 6:34 pm

    The Blueberry Lagoon

  461. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 6:34 pm

    The Potato Guns of Navarone

  462. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 6:34 pm

    Ok, I hate to mangle a nice movie name but…

    The best little steak house in Texas

  463. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 6:36 pm

    A better tomorrow tomato.

  464. Comment by Colorado Alex on July 16, 2014 6:37 pm

    The Hotdogs of War

  465. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 6:37 pm

    Boogeyman Hoagieman

  466. Comment by Hotspur on July 16, 2014 6:37 pm

    Souperman

  467. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 6:38 pm

    Body of Lies Pies.

  468. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 6:38 pm

    Pudding on the Ritz

  469. Comment by Hotspur on July 16, 2014 6:39 pm

    To Grill A Mockingbird

  470. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 6:39 pm

    The Day Of The Flapjackal

  471. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 6:39 pm

    The Best Little Steakhouse in Texas!!!!!

    Hip Hip Hooray!!

  472. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 6:39 pm

    The Brothers Solomon Salmon.

  473. Comment by Colorado Alex on July 16, 2014 6:40 pm

    Das Gravy Boot

  474. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 6:40 pm

    I move that this thread go into our Tab of Funny.

  475. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 6:40 pm

    The butterfly effect buffet

  476. Comment by Hotspur on July 16, 2014 6:41 pm

    Good one, CA.

  477. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 6:41 pm

    Seems Like Old Rinds

  478. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 6:41 pm

    second

  479. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 6:42 pm

    Around The World in Eighty Lays

  480. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 6:42 pm

    Charlie’s Angel Hair Pasta

  481. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 6:43 pm

    Peggy Stew Got Married

  482. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 6:44 pm

    Blackened to the Future

  483. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 6:44 pm

    Peggy Stew Got Married

    I LOL’d

  484. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 6:45 pm

    A Brickle Too Far

  485. Comment by Colorado Alex on July 16, 2014 6:46 pm

    Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 6:42 pm

    Around The World in Eighty Lays

    I already have that movie.

    It came mailed in a plain brown wrapper.

  486. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2014 6:50 pm

    Das Gravy Boot
    —————
    Hahahahaha. Extra points for using gravy.

  487. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 6:50 pm

    The Man of La Muncha

  488. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 6:50 pm

    The Song Romains the Same

  489. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 6:51 pm

    The Forty Year Old Virgin Olive Oil

  490. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 6:52 pm

    I third this – making linky love now.

  491. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 6:54 pm

    The Rocky Horror Pastry Dough

  492. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 6:54 pm

    The Apple Dumpling Gangbang

  493. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 6:54 pm

    HA! HA!HA!!!! sooooooo funnny!

  494. Comment by Colorado Alex on July 16, 2014 6:55 pm

    The Domino’s Pizza Principle

  495. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 6:55 pm

    Twelve Angry Hens

  496. Comment by Hotspur on July 16, 2014 6:55 pm

    The Passion Fruit of the Christ

  497. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 6:55 pm

    The Anatomy Of A Burger

  498. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 6:58 pm

    The CuisenArt of Motorcycle Maintenance

  499. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 6:58 pm

    Mango Unchained

  500. Comment by Hotspur on July 16, 2014 6:59 pm

    To Sirloin With Love

  501. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 6:59 pm

    The Snowcones of Kilimanjaro

  502. Comment by Hotspur on July 16, 2014 6:59 pm

    God, I’m sitting in the ghetto bar laughing my ass off.

  503. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 6:59 pm

    White Hunter Black Beans

  504. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 6:59 pm

    The Night Porterhouse

  505. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 7:01 pm

    Zardozzo Buco

  506. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 7:02 pm

    The Spy Who Came In From The Coldcuts

  507. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 7:03 pm

    Fry Hard

  508. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 7:03 pm

    The Egg Timer Machine

  509. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 7:04 pm

    Little Miss Sunnyside-up

  510. Comment by Hotspur on July 16, 2014 7:05 pm

    When Berry met Salad

  511. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 7:06 pm

    Hell Is For Hero Sandwiches

  512. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 7:08 pm

    Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sausage

  513. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 7:08 pm

    Drumstickline

  514. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 7:08 pm

    Jack and the Bean Stalker

  515. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 7:09 pm

    Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sausage

    Another To the Ghey List

  516. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 7:09 pm

    Pirates of the Carrithreebean Salad

  517. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 7:09 pm

    Haa!Haaa!!hhaaahahahhhaha!!1!1111111

  518. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 7:09 pm

    Madame Butterflied Chicken

  519. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2014 7:10 pm

    What in the fucking fuck?

  520. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 7:10 pm

    The Jerked

  521. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 7:11 pm

    The Philadelphia Cream Cheese Story

  522. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 7:12 pm

    The Falcon and the SnowPeas

  523. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 7:13 pm

    C.arniverous
    H.ostages
    U.nderground
    D.welers

  524. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2014 7:13 pm

    Damn. Safari is shitting the bed for me today.

  525. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 7:14 pm

    The Fryin King

  526. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2014 7:14 pm

    The Lion the Sandwich and the Wardrobe

  527. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 7:15 pm

    did you get the update last week?

  528. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2014 7:16 pm

    Yeah. Bed still shat.

  529. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 7:17 pm

    Lame.

  530. Comment by Hotspur on July 16, 2014 7:18 pm

    Honey, I Shredded the Kids

  531. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2014 7:18 pm

    Totally. I’m working on it.

    And by working on it I mean crying like a pussy.

  532. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 7:18 pm

    Guadalcanal Dairy.

  533. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 7:19 pm

    Slaw Dogz

  534. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 7:19 pm

    Bonnie And Clafouti

  535. Comment by Hotspur on July 16, 2014 7:20 pm

    The Diary of Anne Frankfurter

  536. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 7:20 pm

    Meet Me In St. Crab Louis

  537. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 7:21 pm

    Guadalcanal Dairy.

    You’re just milking it now.

  538. Comment by Hotspur on July 16, 2014 7:24 pm

    The Brady Munch

  539. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 7:24 pm

    There Will Be Blood Sausage

  540. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 7:25 pm

    Jurassic Parkerhouse

  541. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 7:26 pm

    George. Flags are flying.
    That was Cyn in round one.

  542. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 7:26 pm

    The French Toast Connection

  543. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 7:26 pm

    So sue me. I’m dead anyway.

  544. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 7:28 pm

    Judge Bread

  545. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 7:28 pm

    Saving Private Rye Bread

  546. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 7:29 pm

    Logan’s Rum

  547. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 7:32 pm

    Snakes On A Plain Bagel

  548. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 7:32 pm

    Brother From Another Plantain

  549. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 7:33 pm

    The Big Red Wonderbread

  550. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 7:35 pm

    Two-Lane Blacktopping

  551. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 7:36 pm

    Wonton For the Money

  552. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 7:38 pm

    A Fistful Of Dollar Pancakes

  553. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 7:38 pm

    Starchy and Hutch

  554. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 7:40 pm

    Dial M For Mustard

  555. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 7:40 pm

    The Ladyfingers From Shanghai

  556. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 7:42 pm

    Benny and Spoon

  557. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 7:43 pm

    Peaches

  558. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2014 7:44 pm

    Two Grills One Cup

  559. Comment by scottt on July 16, 2014 7:44 pm

    Dial M for Your Mom.

  560. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 7:45 pm

    Blue Velvet Cake

  561. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 7:45 pm

    Eraserheadcheese

  562. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 7:45 pm

    The Life of Fryin

  563. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 7:50 pm

    Romancing The Stone Fruits

  564. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 7:51 pm

    Grills Gone Wild

  565. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 7:53 pm

    Von Ryan’s Espresso

  566. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 7:54 pm

    Ocean’s Elevenses

    Okay, you have to be an upper-class limey to get that one.

  567. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 7:55 pm

    Turnover Of The Screw

  568. Comment by Hotspur on July 16, 2014 7:58 pm

    The Four Seasonings

  569. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 7:59 pm

    The Scent of a Fishstick

  570. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 7:59 pm

    Has Lord of the Onion Rings been done yet?

  571. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 8:00 pm

    Has Lord of the Onion Rings been done yet?

    I don’t know but he had better ketchup.

  572. Comment by Hotspur on July 16, 2014 8:01 pm

    No. How about Lord of the French Fries?

  573. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 8:01 pm

    Million Dollar Baby Ruth

  574. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 8:02 pm

    The Best Years Of Our Livers

  575. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 8:03 pm

    Peyton Placemat

  576. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 8:05 pm

    CTRL+F helps you find stuff on the page

  577. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 8:06 pm

    Otherwise… yes.

  578. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 8:08 pm

    Casino Royale with Cheese

  579. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 8:11 pm

    Krakatoa, Cup Of Java

  580. Comment by lauraw on July 16, 2014 8:12 pm

    I’m making pizza sauce

    That’s not a movie title.

  581. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 8:13 pm

    Kiki’s Kitchen Delivery Service

  582. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 8:14 pm

    I’m making pizza sauce

    Actually, that was the working title for the original “Hellraiser,” but there must have been some rewrite during production.

  583. Comment by daveintexas on July 16, 2014 8:16 pm

    >> I’m making pizza sauce

    Romancing the Sauce

  584. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 8:17 pm

    Indiana Jones and the Temple of Shrooms

  585. Comment by Sean M. on July 16, 2014 8:20 pm

    Seconds Over Tokyo

  586. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 8:22 pm

    The Mesquito Roast

  587. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 8:23 pm

    Eat, Pray, Lobster

  588. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 8:24 pm

    Seconds Over Tokyo

    *golf clap*

    Well played, Mr. Bont. Too bad it won’t save you from my Thunderballs.

  589. Comment by Sean M. on July 16, 2014 8:25 pm

    The Unbearable Lightness of Beignets

  590. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 8:26 pm

    Gutbusters

  591. Comment by Sean M. on July 16, 2014 8:26 pm

    24 Hour Pastry People

  592. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 8:27 pm

    Moby Spotted Dick

    That’s both gay and British.
    Kind of the same thing, I guess.

  593. Comment by Sean M. on July 16, 2014 8:28 pm

    Sophie’s USDA Choice

  594. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 8:28 pm

    Three Days of the Condiment

  595. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 8:28 pm

    The Color Purple Eggplant

  596. Comment by Sean M. on July 16, 2014 8:29 pm

    Miller’s Croissant

  597. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 8:30 pm

    The Great Waldo Bell Pepper

  598. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 8:30 pm

    Blazing Scallions

  599. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 8:31 pm

    Holy Crap we’re gonna need a new poat here soon. Is anyone cursing the need to scroll yet?

  600. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 8:32 pm

    Gratin Expectations

  601. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 8:34 pm

    Take The Honey And Run

  602. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 8:34 pm

    Excalibundt

  603. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 8:36 pm

    Thyme After Thyme

  604. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 8:37 pm

    Beer and Loafing in Las Vegas.

  605. Comment by Sean M. on July 16, 2014 8:37 pm

    Loaf, Actually

  606. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 8:37 pm

    12 O’Clock Fry

  607. Comment by Sean M. on July 16, 2014 8:38 pm

    JINX!!!!

  608. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 8:38 pm

    Strategic Pear Command
    starring Jimmy Stew Parts

  609. Comment by Sean M. on July 16, 2014 8:39 pm

    Full Metal Brisket

  610. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 8:39 pm

    Berry Lyndon

  611. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 8:40 pm

    Jacob’s Platter

  612. Comment by The Great Satan's Ghost on July 16, 2014 8:40 pm

    You’re still at it? Started this around 1:15? That’s dedication!!!

  613. Comment by Revvy on July 16, 2014 8:41 pm

    I would like to point out that you nutters have been at this for 7 hours. This has been a public service announcement 😛

  614. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 8:41 pm

    The Charger Of The Light Brigade

  615. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 8:41 pm

    That Ninja warrior woman is awesome! Because of her smaller stature, it is much tougher on her than the average male competitor. But she did it. What an amazing athlete!

  616. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 8:41 pm

    Grinderhouse

  617. Comment by Revvy on July 16, 2014 8:42 pm

    Dammit Satan! You beat me to it!

  618. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 16, 2014 8:42 pm

    The Wizard of Au Jus

  619. Comment by Sean M. on July 16, 2014 8:42 pm

    The Milagro Beanburrito War

  620. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 16, 2014 8:43 pm

    Ocean’s Elevenses

    How about Ocean Spray Eleven?

  621. Comment by scottt on July 16, 2014 8:43 pm

    L-R This thread – Me

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uma7oKaljo#t=00m26s

  622. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 8:44 pm

    The Milagro Beanburrito War

    I skipped that very one because I thought it was too obscure.

  623. Comment by Sean M. on July 16, 2014 8:44 pm

    Bangers and Mash The Drum Slowly

  624. Comment by Sean M. on July 16, 2014 8:45 pm

    I skipped that very one because I thought it was too obscure.

    I figured a lot of the more obvious ones had already been done.

  625. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 8:46 pm

    I would like to point out that you nutters have been at this for 7 hours.

    We should’ve probably gone to the ER after 4 hours.

  626. Comment by Sean M. on July 16, 2014 8:47 pm

    The Adventures of Baron Lunchables

  627. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 8:47 pm

    I skipped that very one because I thought it was too obscure.

    Ye of little faith.

  628. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 8:47 pm

    How green was my chalice.

  629. Comment by lauraw on July 16, 2014 8:48 pm

    Excalibundt

    I. Am. Dying.

    Whoever can pull Excalibundt from this oven will be the next King of England.

  630. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 8:48 pm

    Kit Kat on a Hot Tin Roof

  631. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 8:48 pm

    Failure to lunch.

  632. Comment by Sean M. on July 16, 2014 8:49 pm

    20,000 Leeks Under the Sea

  633. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 8:49 pm

    Grain man

  634. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 8:51 pm

    Helen of Soy

  635. Comment by Sean M. on July 16, 2014 8:51 pm

    Udon Juan DeMarco

  636. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 16, 2014 8:51 pm

    Adventures of Barbeque Banzai.

  637. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 8:52 pm

    Soy Story

  638. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 8:53 pm

    Can I have TV serials? Yes?

    Breaking Bread.

  639. Comment by The Great Satan's Ghost on July 16, 2014 8:54 pm

    Sometimes too fast
    Sometimes too slow

  640. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 8:55 pm

    Soy Story

    I’ve been gnawing on that one for hours – nice work!

  641. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 8:55 pm

    The African Bean

  642. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 8:55 pm

    The sandwiches of Iwo Jima

  643. Comment by pendejogrande on July 16, 2014 8:55 pm

    The Three Burials of Milktoast Estrada.

  644. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 8:56 pm

    Slaw

  645. Comment by Sean M. on July 16, 2014 8:57 pm

    The Last Days of Crisco

  646. Comment by pendejogrande on July 16, 2014 8:57 pm

    No a Country For Old Manwich.

  647. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2014 8:57 pm

    Slaw is totally and completely hilarious.

  648. Comment by Sean M. on July 16, 2014 8:57 pm

    A Ham For All Seasons

  649. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 8:58 pm

    Animal Slaughter House

  650. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 8:58 pm

    Slaw
    Nice!

  651. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 8:59 pm

    High Plantains Drifter

  652. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 9:00 pm

    Where bagels dare.

  653. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 9:01 pm

    The Jungle Juice Book

  654. Comment by Sean M. on July 16, 2014 9:01 pm

    Being John Mallomars

  655. Comment by scottt on July 16, 2014 9:02 pm

    Last Waffle House on the Left.

  656. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 16, 2014 9:02 pm

    Fahrenheit 350

  657. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 9:02 pm

    The wrap of Khan.

    KHAAAAAAAN!

  658. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 9:03 pm

    Fahrenheit 350

    Ha Ha Ha

  659. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 9:03 pm

    Kung Fu Panda Express

  660. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 9:04 pm

    Mission to Mars bar.

  661. Comment by Sean M. on July 16, 2014 9:04 pm

    Fishtar

  662. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 16, 2014 9:06 pm

    Get Shortcake

  663. Comment by Sean M. on July 16, 2014 9:06 pm

    Did anybody get so hungry that they hallucinated anybody else as a giant hot dog today?

  664. Comment by scottt on July 16, 2014 9:07 pm

    Banglar Burger King Kong!

  665. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 9:08 pm

    A Fish Stick Called Wanda

  666. Comment by pendejogrande on July 16, 2014 9:08 pm

    Hot dog? No.

  667. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 9:08 pm

    The Tin Drumstick

  668. Comment by scottt on July 16, 2014 9:10 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c8yrdi__sQ

  669. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 9:10 pm

    Whoever can pull Excalibundt from this oven will be the next King of England.

    He shall gather ’round a table a band of noble equals, known as the Knights of The Lazy Susan.

  670. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 9:12 pm

    The Blair Whisk Project

  671. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 9:14 pm

    Splenda In The Grass

  672. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2014 9:15 pm

    Being John Malkofish

  673. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2014 9:16 pm

    Reservoir Hot Dogs

  674. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 9:18 pm

    Ahhhahahahahaahahah!!1111111

    You people are CRAZy!!

  675. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 9:19 pm

    Gravy Lady Down

  676. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 16, 2014 9:19 pm

    Eat Pray Fuck (stolen from Pendejo a long time ago)

  677. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 9:20 pm

    Flatbreaders

  678. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 9:21 pm

    Cheese and Rice Superstar

  679. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 9:21 pm

    Gnosh of the Titans

  680. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 9:22 pm

    Dirty Blanching

  681. Comment by tomswifty on July 16, 2014 9:26 pm

    SharnaDoritos

  682. Comment by tomswifty on July 16, 2014 9:26 pm

    Kung Pao Panda

  683. Comment by tomswifty on July 16, 2014 9:27 pm

    Lady and the Scampi

  684. Comment by tomswifty on July 16, 2014 9:28 pm

    The Dark Rye Rises

  685. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 9:28 pm

    Braized and Confused

  686. Comment by tomswifty on July 16, 2014 9:28 pm

    Get Tart

  687. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 9:29 pm

    Hi Tom. Where ya Bean?

  688. Comment by tomswifty on July 16, 2014 9:30 pm

    Bean’s Holiday, of course 🙂

  689. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 9:30 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/qj56tps

  690. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 9:31 pm

    Nice signature on Hardick fellow.

  691. Comment by tomswifty on July 16, 2014 9:32 pm

    Pringle All the Way

  692. Comment by tomswifty on July 16, 2014 9:33 pm

    The Amazing Ciderman

  693. Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 9:34 pm

    I gotta go clean the dishes (not a movie title, I’m aware.) I made this in the heat of battle today because I’m practicing the art of Pshop on the fly. stay tuned for moar.
    BBL

  694. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 9:45 pm

    Well played, Monsieur Chumpo.

  695. Comment by Vmaximus on July 16, 2014 9:46 pm

    Howdy from Florida, hostages

  696. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 9:46 pm

    The Apprentice Chips of Spuddy Kravitz

  697. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 9:47 pm

    All hot dogs go to heaven.

  698. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 9:47 pm

    howdy v und z

  699. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 9:48 pm

    VMax! Your first visit back home, I presume.
    How does it feel?

  700. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 16, 2014 9:48 pm

    btw, nice HHD, Cyn and Mrs. Tush.

    Made me think of this song.

  701. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 9:49 pm

    Air spud

  702. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 9:50 pm

    Journey To The Center Of The Earthenware

  703. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 9:57 pm

    Kelly’s Gyros.

  704. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 9:58 pm

    You folks might enjoy some opera, like The Flying Dutch Chocolateman, or The Baker Of Seville.

  705. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 9:59 pm

    Beast of Yucca flatbreads

  706. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 9:59 pm

    Kelly’s Gyros.
    *sound of finger touching hot saucepan*

  707. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 10:00 pm

    The lunchpack of Notre Dame.

  708. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 10:00 pm

    I was musing on Yucca, Tush. Thief.

  709. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 10:05 pm

    Black Sundae
    Starring Robert Slaw and Fritz Waffle

  710. Comment by MJ on July 16, 2014 10:05 pm

    I gotta go clean the dishes (not a movie title, I’m aware.) I made this in the heat of battle today because I’m practicing the art of Pshop on the fly. stay tuned for moar.
    BBL

    ————————————————-
    Hahahahahahahah. Gasp. Hahahahahaha.

  711. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 10:05 pm

    Coolwhip hand Luke

  712. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 10:06 pm

    Sorry, George. I sometimes get carried away with my ability to read minds.

  713. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 10:07 pm

    It must one of the mysterious powers possessed by you inscrutable brown people.

  714. Comment by Vmaximus on July 16, 2014 10:08 pm

    Busy busy tush,
    Lots of rain today, but family.

  715. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 10:10 pm

    The Cutting Veg

  716. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 10:11 pm

    The ducks of hazard.

    Mmm… Duck soup.

  717. Comment by Pupster on July 16, 2014 10:13 pm

    The breakfast club sandwich

  718. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 10:14 pm

    Slumgullion Millionaire

  719. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 10:16 pm

    Flapjackass

  720. Comment by scottt on July 16, 2014 10:17 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hQr3qBOHWc

  721. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 10:17 pm

    The Seventh Voyage Of Slim Jim

  722. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 10:17 pm

    The French Concoction.

  723. Comment by scottt on July 16, 2014 10:20 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI3NoBeNwfk

  724. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 10:21 pm

    This title needs no change

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0172543/

  725. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 10:23 pm

    Born Free-Range

  726. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 10:27 pm

    Naughty song, Roamy!

  727. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 10:32 pm

    Scott – I just dialed up that movie weekend before last since it had been forever since I saw it. I fell asleep not long after that scene.

  728. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 10:32 pm

    Midnight Run to Taco Bell

  729. Comment by scottt on July 16, 2014 10:32 pm

    Car in when she was a little boy

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI3NoBeNwfk

  730. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 10:33 pm

    And now is Car in a big boy?

  731. Comment by scottt on July 16, 2014 10:34 pm

    HA HA HA That didn’t work at all.

  732. Comment by scottt on July 16, 2014 10:36 pm

  733. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 10:38 pm

    That worked

  734. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 10:38 pm

    Little Jerry Seinfeld gets molested.

  735. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 10:43 pm

    According to Forbes.com, ” Hidden in the midst of a 436-page regulatory update, and written in pure bureaucratese, the Department of Health and Human Services asked that insurance companies limit the looming premium increases for 2015 health plans. But don’t worry, HHS hinted: we’ll bail you out on the taxpayer’s dime if you lose money. No wonder there wasn’t a press release. The White House is playing politics with Americans’ health care—and they’re bribing health insurance companies to play along.”

    Carefully planned to precede the mid-terms. Welcome to Obama’s America, home of liberal fascism and the temple of cronyism.

  736. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2014 10:43 pm

    OMG, I went out for 4 hours of happy hour and this is still happening.

  737. Comment by scott on July 16, 2014 10:44 pm

    Yittle Yerry was a cool chicken.

  738. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 10:47 pm

    It would have been a lot tougher, Leon, if we had to mix movie titles with scripting or code.

    Or Perl.

  739. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 10:49 pm

    Car in should name one chicken Yakov Smirnoff.

  740. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2014 10:50 pm

    It’s good that you separated them. Perl is neither scripting nor code.

  741. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 10:51 pm

    Some people might opine Perl isn’t even moral.

  742. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 10:51 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/npbfkcw

  743. Comment by Tushar on July 16, 2014 10:56 pm

    When Python was developed, I imagine the conversation went something like this:
    “Hey guys, let’s design a new language.
    Let’s create something similar to Perl.
    But let’s do it without getting high on drugs!”

  744. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 10:58 pm

    Please tell me there’s some sort of sub-language called Swine.

  745. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2014 10:59 pm

    Perl was created by a linguist (i.e. hippie), Python was created by a mathematician.

    I think that makes it clear which of the two should be used and which should be laughed at and the users of which should be wedgied.

  746. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 10:59 pm

    I like reading the Jargon File. I like the ancient moniker for pizza: rotary debugger.

  747. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2014 11:00 pm

    Cyn, here ya go: http://pig.apache.org/

  748. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 11:02 pm

    Please tell me there’s some sort of sub-language called Swine.
    There is, but Swine is pig-endian.

  749. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 16, 2014 11:02 pm

    I bet you thought there wasn’t one.

  750. Comment by Car in on July 16, 2014 11:04 pm

    blerg

  751. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 11:04 pm

    I’d have been very disappointed if there wasn’t

  752. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 11:05 pm

    Your chicken when you were little is very cute, Car In

  753. Comment by Car in on July 16, 2014 11:07 pm

    Little Jerry.

    He was a good little chicken.

  754. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 11:12 pm

    Can a chicken be Jewish?

  755. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 11:13 pm

    American Fryer

  756. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 11:14 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/qb3hv5d

  757. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 11:33 pm

    I see your TITS shirt order now… it’s in production RIGHT NOW

  758. Comment by xbradtc on July 16, 2014 11:47 pm

    Quit staring at my TITS

  759. Comment by Cyn on July 16, 2014 11:55 pm

    Ha! I just went shopping myself and my cart is too full. Too tired to pare it down tonight.

  760. Comment by osoloco11 on July 16, 2014 11:55 pm

    Aww man, now I want to watch American Flyers and see if it held up.

  761. Comment by George Orwell on July 16, 2014 11:57 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/qb3hv5d

    Xbrad, that is awesome.

  762. Comment by osoloco11 on July 16, 2014 11:58 pm

    First time I really got to look at my phone today and I saw HHD had 686 comments at the time and I said Fuuuuu…I missed a joke thread…except I hadn’t. I was getting ready to go with The Fish Stick Called Wanda when I noticed Cyn beat me to it while I was reading the comments. Note to self, comment first.

  763. Comment by Cyn on July 17, 2014 12:06 am

    Since this poat is bulging full already, I’ve queued one up for oh-five-hundred hours.

    Or I can thow it up now

  764. Comment by Cyn on July 17, 2014 12:07 am

    Fuckitall… New Poat


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