Our theme today, as if we needed one, is mmmmm… swarthy.
Update 1 [Cyn]: Thanks to Mrs. Tushar for the HHD suggestions!
Update 2 [Cyn]: I think the store is as good as it’s going to get; click pic below or widget in the sidebar to buy stuff for the TITS MU.
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July 16, 2014
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The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
04/25/17
I wrote to Hillary Clinton when she was the First Lady. Here is copy…
Dear Mrs. Clinton,
If you’d give President Clinton a blow job once in a while he wouldn’t put a cigar in a ladies (my mommy calls her a whore whatever that is) hooha.
Sincerely,
Mare
Prove I didn’t send that to her.
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
OK, fine, I’ll go first.
MORNING H2!
Thanks for taking the bullet Jay!
Good morning, today will be the best day ever and I am the happiest man in the world after Pupster!
workie workie
I shaved off all my swarth.
Morning, children.
wakey wakey
Meet The New Owners Day!
I’m going to all the events just in case I need to change jobs in a year or two.
Eviction Watch: day 2
10:30 am || Receives the Presidential Daily Briefing
2:15 pm || Meets with his State, Local, and Tribal Leaders Climate Task Force on Preparedness and Resilience; State Dining Room
3:50 pm || Meets with members of the Congressional Hispanic Caucus; Eisenhower Executive Office Building
5:10 pm || Meets with House Democrats; The State Floor
it’s 54 degrees up here in Michigan.
I was not prepared for that. HELP ME OBAMA.
My peppers are probably going to die.
Hey Leon, has your wife gotten her “My Little Pony” tattoo yet?
She’s going to BronyCon in two weeks.
I have made my feelings about tattooing exceedingly clear to her. I would consider it a death and would be free to remarry.
68 degrees.
*burns couch for heat
59 degrees on July 16th. 100 more Summers like this and the glaciers will be back on this spot.
They lakes are going to freeze faster this winter.
So pleasant here in Texas for mid July
58 degrees here this morning, but it will warm up soon.
Last summer wasn’t very hot either. We had a spell in June, and then nothing much after that. I think I went swimming once.
Car in, parts of the lakes are still frozen.
Last year I think the hot spell was in March.
Yeah, last Winter was mild, followed by mild Summer. I barely ran the AC last year. I ran it here in June just to get some filtration and cool the air for my allergies, but it was bringing the house down from 78 to 73.
CT rejected a fed request to absorb 2000 illegals!
The blind squirrel found a nut!
Good morning internet peoples
Interesting article about the Stroh family here. My sister knows Franny
http://www.forbes.com/sites/kerryadolan/2014/07/08/how-the-stroh-family-lost-the-largest-private-beer-fortune-in-the-u-s/
Iowa turned one down, too, scott. After the prison (!) had already arranged for the children (!) to be brought up, the governor’s office had to tell them it was a bad idea to house children next to inmates.
smh
I haven’t had Stroh’s beer in ages. In college we used to get something called a beer ball. The only brands the packie carried was Stroh’s and Coors. This was before Coors had a national presence and I always found it peculiar that these beers were distributed as beer balls in the Northeast but not in bottles. After a few beers my thoughts moved on to other things.
Strohs was my nickname in college.
I have no idea how I earned that.
Next HHD we should do the theme of “sweaty”.
My dad drank strohs when I was a little girl, and when i lived in Detroit I could see the GIANT strohs sign from my bedroom. We were really close to the brewery.
Hey, it’s ass pennies birthday today
Heh, I was known as the Stroh’s Night Owl.
The interesting story we keep hearing in Michigan is that a GROSSE POINTE Park organization wants to take in the poor chirrens, but keep them up in Vassar.
Humn … why don’t you find a nice place to house them in Grosse Pointe?
The old Stroh’s mansion is probably available.
I liked Stroh’s
But, but, Car in, that would mean that THOSE people would be in THEIR neighborhood. It would be unseemly, and people would talk.
Ass pennies?
Rich
Happy birthday, Rich!
and Michael.
(remember how much mare hated when we did that?)
After the prison (!) had already arranged for the children (!) to be brought up, the governor’s office had to tell them it was a bad idea to house children next to inmates.
Given that most of the “children” they’ve been talking about sending to these places are male yutes between the ages of 13-17, it might not be a bad idea to get them used to the prison environment at an early age – they’ll probably end up spending the bulk of their lives there, anyway…..
*denounces self in advance*
The local news reported that story as a way to get at the governor. He’s a Republican, yannow. The story specifically said that the governor himself did not talk to the group.
But he did say he didn’t want Iowa taking in undocumented children (their words).
Hah, just looked at facedouche, and one of the biggest liberals in my timeline is studying for the bar exam. This is a guy that could barely bartend.
Yep, that fits.
Are you calling Car in stupid?
Only if she becomes a lawyer.
Doesn’t Stroh’s still make their prohibition-inspired backup product, ice cream? Or did they sell that off at some point?
Nevermind, wikipedia says Dean Foods owns it.
Btw, for todays HHD, the names were suggested by Mrs Tushar.
Cyn did all the heavy lifting (mainly heavy googling and heavy breathing)
I’m too smart to ever become a lawyer.
And I’ve talked family members out of going to law school.
*waits for Nobel.
I spent a couple of summers during college working for an Anheuser-Busch distributorship. I was more plugged into beer at that time than I otherwise would’ve been because of that. Stroh’s and Sheaffer came to west TX about that time but it was considered cheap and below your dignity to drink it. It was interesting to see the behind the scenes manuevering that led to those products being in TX for a while.
The other part that’s interesting is that my younger brother works for a privately held company that’s transitioning from 3rd generation family to 4th generation family in ownership and control. He’s concerned that the next generation doesn’t have the focus and work ethic that have made it a great place to work. I see some parallels in this story.
I meant to add that, Tushar; poat updated accordingly.
*waves at lurking Mrs. Tushar*
Yea, it’s really just fascinating. the kids were raised in luxury and just assumed the money was going to keep flowing. they knew no other way. Prep schools and drugs.
Just because your dad was a good businessman, doesn’t mean you’re going to be.
Also, TITS MU CafePress store is now open for biz; Go Shop Now.
Just because your dad was a good businessman, doesn’t mean you’re going to be.
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Precisely. This is why the business I work for was sold. The kid didn’t want anything to do with it.
I can’t blame him. Work sucks. Living in a mansion, collecting cars, and traveling is much better.
I can’t blame him. Work sucks. Living in a mansion, collecting cars, and traveling is much better.
how YOU doin’
25 years ago: Private planes, helicopters, meetings on yachts.
Today: http://is.gd/Ugc6bS
Love that movie
That should be required watching.
It might be my all time favorite.
Who volunteers to be cast in the H2 Playhaus remake of P.T. and A, “TITS or Bust”? I need two jerks who are going to travel together to Tempe.
*crickets*
All right, I’m going to cast Homeless trany Pregnant Equadoran Teenage Dreamer/Seekers as the lot of you. I’m sure it will be a riot.
Obama ate crickets with dog
Jimbro, what is the weirdest thing a patient of yours ever ate?
Paula is looking for a good book to read on vacation. Any suggestions?
Requirements: summer reading, she likes mystery/crime solving/ghostie stories
Also, she thought 50 shades of gray sucked
“Frankenstein”
-M. Shelly.
Devil in the White City.
I’m more in the business of “what’s the most bizarre thing you’ve ever found in someone’s limb” business.
And the one that always keeps coming back to me when I think about shit like that is a cocktail toothpick embedded in a kid’s foot for 3 years. He swore up and down he stepped on it in bare feet on the carpet and it broke off in his foot. He was given antibiotics and sent on his way. Fast forward and he developed a small abscess and it needed draining. I must have poked around in the foot for an hour after draining the abscess in the OR. Finally just as I said fuck it, it’s not there I spied a little blue dot. I grabbed at it with a clamp and pulled out a 2 inch cocktail toothpick. My jaw dropped.
My grandmother lived downwind of Anheuser-Busch. The smell of hops permeated her neighborhood.
Frankie is probably too old school for her. I’ve heard good things about Devil in White City and may borrow it after she’s done.
Aso desu. An arm and leg man. Excellent.
I’m still looking for books for Paula, stand by.
Also, yesterday was the coolest July 15 in St. Louis since they’ve been keeping track.
Hi Beasn, stay warm.
food wars:
http://tinyurl.com/pzjedkt
back to work now –
the bear needs the money
Cool Jam. Thats a riot. The sequel,
“Hamburger Hill” of course.
“Full Dinner Jacket”
TITS ordered.
“Jawsbreakers”
TITS ordered.
You can order them?!?!?! I’d like a nice pair of 36Cs, to be installed right there next to the wet bar, please.
“Frozen… Yogurt”
“The Longest Yam”
A first orderer – yay!
“The Big Red Apple”
“The Maize Runner”
“Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Soup”
“Hamburger Dill”
“The Eggo Movie”
What did you order, X?
“A Million Ways to Cook with Eggplant”
Black TITS List. Pretty expensive, but I intend to be stylin’.
“3 Days to Grill”
Yes, it is, I was surprised too; they put an upcharge on black shirts (raycist) and then they upcharge for shit on the back (also raycist). It’s a conspiracy!11!
50 Shades of Grey Poupon
The Yellow Submarine Sandwich
“Endless Buffet”
Lunch and Dinner and Breakfast at Tiffany’s
” Chocolate Pompeii”
“Star Whores”
Ha! Cyn I choked on my Croissant,
“Veronica Mars Bar”
Dine Hard
BZZZZZZT! Sorry, no mention of a meal or food.
Days of Blunder
“St. Elmo’s Fire Roasted Eggplant Surprise”
“Glaze of Thunder”
there you go B Rad
“The Currant”
“Caddysnack”
“Pulp Fiction”
*waggles eyebrows and grins evilly*
Xbrad – did you do shirt or thong?
“The Lord of the Onion Rings”
“A Fistful of Mozzarella Sticks”
HaHaHaHa!!!
I gotta call an atty.
Back in a min.
“Hot Dog Day Afternoon”
“The River Mild”
I ordered a shirt. I’m thinking of ordering a thong for a random Hostagette.
Mmmm…onion rings. Greasy goodness with agita an hour afterwards.
I gotta call an atty.
MOOO-OOOM! CHUMPO IS TRYING TO STEAL OUR IDEAS AGAIN!!
“Don’t Cry for Me, Agita”
The Hunt For Red Velvet Cake
Nope. Tort atty because of the Side Splitting over here. I blame XBrad for everything.
EVERYTHING1111!
“Random”. Ha!
I hear that those thongs shrink so you’d better order one size larger. *cough*
A Kiss Before Frying
“Rocky… Road Ice Cream”
“Hibachi Cooking: A Dog’s Tale”
*denounces self*
Gross.
“There Will Be Blood Pudding”
Mmmmmm… torte.
I still want an H2 codpiece.
Time Slider
Nacho Cheese Libre
The Borscht Identity
Ha Ha
A view to a meal
You Only Sieve Once
A popsicle now!
Eat the parents
A Fillet of Fish Called Wanda
Brazil Nuts
The Incredible Sulk
My Body Gourd
The road to restaurant
Guess Who’s Coming At Dinner?
One Crazy Summersquash
A fridge too far
>>RANT
Oh, FFS: my boys’ school want to have conferences w/them before school starts. There’s an online scheduler to set these appts. So far so good. The scheduler site is now open… now we’re getting somewhere! But wait, we learn by email that before we can book we have to wait to hear from who their lead teacher is going to be and we may not get this phone call until today or tomorrow. So the kids who get calls first will get the best appointments and I’m trying to squeeze in a mini vacation before they start classes. Assholes.
>>RANT OFF
Shawbraisedshank Redemption
“The Refrigerator Raid”
The Potatoes Have Eyes
Fast and epicurious
Well there’s your problem Cyn – thinking the school would give a shit about something silly like inconveniencing their students or parents.
“Silence of the Lamb Stew”
Teenage mutant ninja turtle soup
Field of Creams
Silly me, huh Revvy. Oh, and all the dates they reference in their emails are wrong, probably just lazy C&P from last years. And ~I~ am the one who gets barked at when I call in to just ask about the dates?! Sometimes I really, really just wonder who the fuck is teaching my kids.
Bummer School
(Foul. minus points. I know. It’s for Cyn. SYWM)
Walker, Texas Luncher
“The Never ending Buffett”
That is Funny!
“Raging Red Bull”
Fast and epicurious
This one slays!
Blend it Like Beckham
“Singin’ In The Rainforest Cafe”
I’m getting hungry now.
(Stop thinking of writing The Hungry Games)
Bread runner
“To Kill A Mockingbird Pie”
The Meringues of New York
“Reservoir Hot Dogs”
The Italian Grinder Job
Snacks on a plane
Bread runner
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Hahahahaha.
“A Clockwork Duck a l’Orange”
To Live and Fry in LA
Throw Salami From the Train
The Sandwiches of Eastwick
Less than Zero Calories
“Citizen Candy Kane”
“Ice Cream Station Zebra”
Reuben Hur
“A Fridge Too Far”
Reuben Hur
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**golf clap**
“American Beauty Pasta”
Night of the Living Bread
Who creamed Roger rabbit?
“Deep Dish Pizza Impact”
5 Cheesy Pieces
“The Dark Kneaded Dough Rises”
The Stuffed Grape Leaves of Wrath
“Veronica Mars Bar”
I’d eat that.
The fifth condiment
“The Green Eggs and Ham Mile”
The Firm Mellon
The Ten Condiments
The last of the Pepsi cans
The horseradish whisperer
Lion of the Dessert
Seedless in Seatle
Chew Turn
Kelly’s Heroes.
Half Bacon.
The Donut Rises
Children of the Corndogs
Ha Ha!
Flat Iron Steak Man
Hoagie Nights
The incredible shrimping man
Fowl Play
Gator!
Snackers
Poltrygiest
I mean Poultrygiest
“Sunset Grill Blvd.”
Fight Club Sandwich
Crouton Tiger, Hoagie Dragon
“Me Mentos”
Booooo!
Glutenmorning Vietnam!
Hot Dogs of the Baskervilles
Fight Club Sandwich!!!!
yay1
See, Biscuit!
Mary Poppyseed
Bedknobs and Breadsticks
“Rear Windowpane Cookies”
Cool Ham Luke
These are hilarious!!
“Schindler’s Shopping List”
A Liver Runs Through It
American Spaghetti
HAAAA!!! Imagine Schindler’s Shopping List!!11
The Wild Brunch
“The Right Stuffing”
Midnight in the Garden Salad of Good and Evil
The Horseradish Whisperer
Broke Baby Back Mountain
Fries Like Us
Write your own material leon!!!!!
And of course,
The Fries Who Loved Me
Benjo
Jello Submarine
Kril Bill
Of Rice and Men
The Icecream man cometh
“The Breakfast Club Sandwich”
Of Rice and Men
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Bravo!
Greasy
Point Breakfast
Flanadu
Write your own material leon!!!!!
DAMMIT!
I want a sequal to Point Breakfast, XBrad.
I’m cryin’
The Lunchback of Notre Dame.
//just for you, Mr. Chumpo
Animal House Dressing
Ha! thanks Amigo.
The Three Burritos
Beauty and the Beef.
Sno-Cone White
Fried Green Tomatoes
What?
The adventures of Red Robin hood
Clockwork Orange Julius
Bleu Velveeta
Run Silent, Run out for pizza
The Thin Red Vine
Showgrills
Wokin’ Tall
*slaps Jay with a King Salmon
The big chilli
Wokin’ Tall
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Awesomeness.
The Last Boy Sprout
Butch cassidy and the sundae kid
SupperBad
Bread of Chucky
Catsup on a hot tin roof
The King’s Dinner Speech
Top Bun
The Dallas Fryers Club
La Femme Fajita
Flash Gorton
The Bluesberry Brothers
Top Bun
Ha ha! Can be reused in ‘gayed up movie names’ as well
The Mustard Who Roared
Fridge on the River Kwai
Captain Blood Pudding
Goldfinger Sandwiches
Flash Gorton
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My personal favorite
Gone with the chicken wing
All Quiet On the Western Front Burner
The Philadelphia Cheesesteak Story
Shakespeare’s Omelette.
The Red Badge of Porridge
Like Hotdog Water for Chocholate
The footlong goodbye
Witness For the Prosciutto
A man for all seasoning
>>Cyn on July 16, 2014 at 3:44 pm
All Quiet On the Western Front Burner
heh!
The chicken manchurian candidate
A Man Named Hors d’oeuvre
Pigmalion
Meat Me In St. Louis.
Seabiscuits and gravy
The Remains of the Dinner
Any Given Sundae
Pork Chop Hill
Arsenic and Old Lutefisk
Dial M for Muddler
Gettysburgers and Fries
Operation Crossbun
The postman always brings rice
Dial “M” for Meatloaf
*Dials “M”*
The French Onion Soup Connection
Peter Pan Fried Tilapia
Parsley’s, Sage’s, Rosemary’s, and Thyme’s Baby
The Memphis Bell Pepper
The Omega Fatty Acids Man
Amazing Grace and Chuck Roast.
All About Evening Meals
21 Carbohydrate Grams
Bad Santa Fe Chicken
The Muensters
Glazed and Confused
The Thin Sliced Bacon Man
Glazed and Confused
*nods and claps*
Pizza’s honor
Baked Juno Alaska
(big reach)
Romeo and Julienne
Baked Juno Alaska”
that’s fine! Fine!!
This is spinach wrap
Ben Hurl
James and the Giant Peach Cobbler
Momento
.
.
.
.
Pimento
Chew 238
Die Hard Rock Candy Mountain
The Andromeda Strainer
Terms of Embeerment.
Lime Bandits
The Indian Squash in the Cupboard
Last of the Mojitos
TGIFriday’s the 13th
Galaxyquesadilla
You are all funny mofos :D
Silver Linings Cookbook
Last of the Mojitos
I would drink that.
Last of the Mojitos
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Hahahahahaha
lauraw, come Lift us up on Buffalo Wings.
Spidermanischewitz
The Wolf of Waldorf St.
V For Vinaigrette
Any Wisk Way But Loose
what are you monkeys doing?
Hellbraiser
It all started out when Jam2 posted a pic of tacos on a PT boat called Tacopolypse Now. And then some one pushed some one else and I got made and now the sliding glass door is broken, I swear.
Wow, the AOS yahoo group is getting to be an angry place.
The Count of Monte Cristo Sandwich
linky Jay
True Grits
Let’s go rumble
Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Starfish Factory
Life of Pie
The Big Easy Bake Oven
https://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/AceOfSpadesHQ/info
The Big Easy Bake Oven
Dammit! Been trying to come up with that for hours!
gotta be approved, I guess. I’ve been on there so long I forgot.
Oh that group.
Thanks, I just signed up.
CottonMouth Club
Clara’s Heart of Palm
Boysenberries on the Side.
Gawd thatz Ghey!!!
Last Mango in Paris
Dammit! Been trying to come up with that for hours!
And now you have, through cut and paste.
Seven Sammich Makers for Seven Brothers
Cheesy Rider
Bang the Plum Slowely
Easy Grinder
The Old Chicken of the Sea
oh, ok.
S*Q*U*A*S*H
Al Dente’s Inferno
The Merchant of Venison
Mary, Queen of Butterscotch
The Roadkill Warrior
The Bun Also Rises
20,000 Seeds Under The Tree
Flan 9 From Outer Space
A Moonpie For The Misbegotten
Seven Sammich Makers for Seven Brothers
*golf clap*
The Creature From The Black Macaroon
Manos, The Pans of Fate
*bonus MST3K reference*
Clams Casino Royale
Flan 9 From Outer Space
Very funny, Geo.
The Pork Belly Of An Architect
The Bridges of Dolly Madison’s Counter
The Gizzard of Oz
Billy the Kidney Bean
Rarebit-Proof Fence
Gumfight At The OK Corral
On Her Majesty’s Secret Silver Service
She’s Just Not That Into Stew
Live And Let Fry
The Man With The Golden Bun
It’s the Great Pumpkin Pie, Charlie Brownies.
Goldfinger Sandwich
Destination Moonpie
Mean Grills
Bake Woebegone
Lonesome Dovebar
The Bundt For Red October
Blade Runner Bean
Burner and Hooch
The Fall Of The Soufflé of Usher
Kung Pow!
Cotton Candy Comes To Harlem
Behind the Green Chicken Enchiladas
Seven Briskets for Seven Brothers
The Dirty Dozen Deviled Eggs
Adam’s Ribeye
Cannonball Bun
Drive In Miss Daisy
Mrs. Sproutfire
Edward Penishands
Gettysburger
The Day The Earthenware Stood Still
The Grated Santini
Meatless In Seatle
Gettysburger
Write your own materiel.
Sorry, I must have joined late.
The Codfather
A Streetcarnitas Named Desire.
Raiders Of The Lost Maple Bark
Hahahaha
Good one, GO.
Mission To Marzipan
Caramelot
3:10 to Yummy
Game of Scones
The Flan That Time Forgot
Planet of the Grapes
The Magnificent Leaven
Hairy Potter Roast
Bring it Flan!
The Bread Also Rises
ChorusLime
55 Days To Peking Duck
The Man With One Bread Shoe
Big Truffle in Little China
Splendor in the Grass Fed Beef
Beetlejuicebox
We have quite a few that can also be entered in ‘gay film names’
notably:
Top Bun
Man with golden bun
Codfather
Cannonball Bun
The Bun Also Rises
Rosetta and Wiser are gonna be pissed at missing this.
Crossing the River Fish Styx
Fuch those Jackholes!
Damn you HS. I’ve been trying to work in fish sticks since lunch.
Barefoot In The Parkerhouse Rolls
All That Jasmine
My favourites:
3.10 to Yummy
Last mango in Paris
Mushmore.
Transfatters
Someone To Watch Over Meat
Alvin and the chocolate chipmunks
Journey to the Chewy Center of the Tootsie Pop
That was dedicated to you, MJ.
The Hindenburger
For Whom the Boullibase Tolls
starring Anne Bearclaw and George C. Butterscotch
Anna and the Burger King
Smoked Meat and the Bandit
Anna Curry-nina
Hahahaha
Tushar
The Malted Milk Falcon
The Longest Lard
The Blueberry Lagoon
The Potato Guns of Navarone
Ok, I hate to mangle a nice movie name but…
The best little steak house in Texas
A better
tomorrowtomato.The Hotdogs of War
BoogeymanHoagiemanSouperman
Body of
LiesPies.Pudding on the Ritz
To Grill A Mockingbird
The Day Of The Flapjackal
The Best Little Steakhouse in Texas!!!!!
Hip Hip Hooray!!
The Brothers
SolomonSalmon.Das Gravy Boot
I move that this thread go into our Tab of Funny.
The butterfly
effectbuffetGood one, CA.
Seems Like Old Rinds
second
Around The World in Eighty Lays
Charlie’s Angel Hair Pasta
Peggy Stew Got Married
Blackened to the Future
Peggy Stew Got Married
I LOL’d
A Brickle Too Far
Comment by Mr Chumpo on July 16, 2014 6:42 pm
Around The World in Eighty Lays
I already have that movie.
It came mailed in a plain brown wrapper.
Das Gravy Boot
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Hahahahaha. Extra points for using gravy.
The Man of La Muncha
The Song Romains the Same
The Forty Year Old Virgin Olive Oil
I third this – making linky love now.
The Rocky Horror Pastry Dough
The Apple Dumpling Gangbang
HA! HA!HA!!!! sooooooo funnny!
The Domino’s Pizza Principle
Twelve Angry Hens
The Passion Fruit of the Christ
The Anatomy Of A Burger
The CuisenArt of Motorcycle Maintenance
Mango Unchained
To Sirloin With Love
The Snowcones of Kilimanjaro
God, I’m sitting in the ghetto bar laughing my ass off.
White Hunter Black Beans
The Night Porterhouse
Zardozzo Buco
The Spy Who Came In From The Coldcuts
Fry Hard
The Egg Timer Machine
Little Miss Sunnyside-up
When Berry met Salad
Hell Is For Hero Sandwiches
Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sausage
Drumstickline
Jack and the Bean Stalker
Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sausage
Another To the Ghey List
Pirates of the Carrithreebean Salad
Haa!Haaa!!hhaaahahahhhaha!!1!1111111
Madame Butterflied Chicken
What in the fucking fuck?
The Jerked
The Philadelphia Cream Cheese Story
The Falcon and the SnowPeas
C.arniverous
H.ostages
U.nderground
D.welers
Damn. Safari is shitting the bed for me today.
The Fryin King
The Lion the Sandwich and the Wardrobe
did you get the update last week?
Yeah. Bed still shat.
Lame.
Honey, I Shredded the Kids
Totally. I’m working on it.
And by working on it I mean crying like a pussy.
Guadalcanal Dairy.
Slaw Dogz
Bonnie And Clafouti
The Diary of Anne Frankfurter
Meet Me In St. Crab Louis
Guadalcanal Dairy.
You’re just milking it now.
The Brady Munch
There Will Be Blood Sausage
Jurassic Parkerhouse
George. Flags are flying.
That was Cyn in round one.
The French Toast Connection
So sue me. I’m dead anyway.
Judge Bread
Saving Private Rye Bread
Logan’s Rum
Snakes On A Plain Bagel
Brother From Another Plantain
The Big Red Wonderbread
Two-Lane Blacktopping
Wonton For the Money
A Fistful Of Dollar Pancakes
Starchy and Hutch
Dial M For Mustard
The Ladyfingers From Shanghai
Benny and Spoon
Peaches
Two Grills One Cup
Dial M for Your Mom.
Blue Velvet Cake
Eraserheadcheese
The Life of Fryin
Romancing The Stone Fruits
Grills Gone Wild
Von Ryan’s Espresso
Ocean’s Elevenses
Okay, you have to be an upper-class limey to get that one.
Turnover Of The Screw
The Four Seasonings
The Scent of a Fishstick
Has Lord of the Onion Rings been done yet?
Has Lord of the Onion Rings been done yet?
I don’t know but he had better ketchup.
No. How about Lord of the French Fries?
Million Dollar Baby Ruth
The Best Years Of Our Livers
Peyton Placemat
CTRL+F helps you find stuff on the page
Otherwise… yes.
Casino Royale with Cheese
Krakatoa, Cup Of Java
I’m making pizza sauce
That’s not a movie title.
Kiki’s Kitchen Delivery Service
I’m making pizza sauce
Actually, that was the working title for the original “Hellraiser,” but there must have been some rewrite during production.
>> I’m making pizza sauce
Romancing the Sauce
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Shrooms
Seconds Over Tokyo
The Mesquito Roast
Eat, Pray, Lobster
Seconds Over Tokyo
*golf clap*
Well played, Mr. Bont. Too bad it won’t save you from my Thunderballs.
The Unbearable Lightness of Beignets
Gutbusters
24 Hour Pastry People
Moby Spotted Dick
That’s both gay and British.
Kind of the same thing, I guess.
Sophie’s USDA Choice
Three Days of the Condiment
The Color Purple Eggplant
Miller’s Croissant
The Great Waldo Bell Pepper
Blazing Scallions
Holy Crap we’re gonna need a new poat here soon. Is anyone cursing the need to scroll yet?
Gratin Expectations
Take The Honey And Run
Excalibundt
Thyme After Thyme
Beer and Loafing in Las Vegas.
Loaf, Actually
12 O’Clock Fry
JINX!!!!
Strategic Pear Command
starring Jimmy Stew Parts
Full Metal Brisket
Berry Lyndon
Jacob’s Platter
You’re still at it? Started this around 1:15? That’s dedication!!!
I would like to point out that you nutters have been at this for 7 hours. This has been a public service announcement :P
The Charger Of The Light Brigade
That Ninja warrior woman is awesome! Because of her smaller stature, it is much tougher on her than the average male competitor. But she did it. What an amazing athlete!
Grinderhouse
Dammit Satan! You beat me to it!
The Wizard of Au Jus
The Milagro Beanburrito War
Ocean’s Elevenses
How about Ocean Spray Eleven?
L-R This thread – Me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uma7oKaljo#t=00m26s
The Milagro Beanburrito War
I skipped that very one because I thought it was too obscure.
Bangers and Mash The Drum Slowly
I skipped that very one because I thought it was too obscure.
I figured a lot of the more obvious ones had already been done.
I would like to point out that you nutters have been at this for 7 hours.
We should’ve probably gone to the ER after 4 hours.
The Adventures of Baron Lunchables
I skipped that very one because I thought it was too obscure.
Ye of little faith.
How green was my chalice.
Excalibundt
I. Am. Dying.
Whoever can pull Excalibundt from this oven will be the next King of England.
Kit Kat on a Hot Tin Roof
Failure to lunch.
20,000 Leeks Under the Sea
Grain man
Helen of Soy
Udon Juan DeMarco
Adventures of Barbeque Banzai.
Soy Story
Can I have TV serials? Yes?
Breaking Bread.
Sometimes too fast
Sometimes too slow
Soy Story
I’ve been gnawing on that one for hours – nice work!
The African Bean
The sandwiches of Iwo Jima
The Three Burials of Milktoast Estrada.
Slaw
The Last Days of Crisco
No a Country For Old Manwich.
Slaw is totally and completely hilarious.
A Ham For All Seasons
Animal Slaughter House
Slaw
Nice!
High Plantains Drifter
Where bagels dare.
The Jungle Juice Book
Being John Mallomars
Last Waffle House on the Left.
Fahrenheit 350
The wrap of Khan.
KHAAAAAAAN!
Fahrenheit 350
Ha Ha Ha
Kung Fu Panda Express
Mission to Mars bar.
Fishtar
Get Shortcake
Did anybody get so hungry that they hallucinated anybody else as a giant hot dog today?
Banglar Burger King Kong!
A Fish Stick Called Wanda
Hot dog? No.
The Tin Drumstick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c8yrdi__sQ
Whoever can pull Excalibundt from this oven will be the next King of England.
He shall gather ’round a table a band of noble equals, known as the Knights of The Lazy Susan.
The Blair Whisk Project
Splenda In The Grass
Being John Malkofish
Reservoir Hot Dogs
Ahhhahahahahaahahah!!1111111
You people are CRAZy!!
Gravy Lady Down
Eat Pray Fuck (stolen from Pendejo a long time ago)
Flatbreaders
Cheese and Rice Superstar
Gnosh of the Titans
Dirty Blanching
SharnaDoritos
Kung Pao Panda
Lady and the Scampi
The Dark Rye Rises
Braized and Confused
Get Tart
Hi Tom. Where ya Bean?
Bean’s Holiday, of course :)
http://tinyurl.com/qj56tps
Nice signature on Hardick fellow.
Pringle All the Way
The Amazing Ciderman
I gotta go clean the dishes (not a movie title, I’m aware.) I made this in the heat of battle today because I’m practicing the art of Pshop on the fly. stay tuned for moar.
BBL
Well played, Monsieur Chumpo.
Howdy from Florida, hostages
The Apprentice Chips of Spuddy Kravitz
All hot dogs go to heaven.
howdy v und z
VMax! Your first visit back home, I presume.
How does it feel?
btw, nice HHD, Cyn and Mrs. Tush.
Made me think of this song.
Air spud
Journey To The Center Of The Earthenware
Kelly’s Gyros.
You folks might enjoy some opera, like The Flying Dutch Chocolateman, or The Baker Of Seville.
Beast of Yucca flatbreads
Kelly’s Gyros.
*sound of finger touching hot saucepan*
The lunchpack of Notre Dame.
I was musing on Yucca, Tush. Thief.
Black Sundae
Starring Robert Slaw and Fritz Waffle
I gotta go clean the dishes (not a movie title, I’m aware.) I made this in the heat of battle today because I’m practicing the art of Pshop on the fly. stay tuned for moar.
BBL
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Hahahahahahahah. Gasp. Hahahahahaha.
Coolwhip hand Luke
Sorry, George. I sometimes get carried away with my ability to read minds.
It must one of the mysterious powers possessed by you inscrutable brown people.
Busy busy tush,
Lots of rain today, but family.
The Cutting Veg
The ducks of hazard.
Mmm… Duck soup.
The breakfast club sandwich
Slumgullion Millionaire
Flapjackass
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hQr3qBOHWc
The Seventh Voyage Of Slim Jim
The French Concoction.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI3NoBeNwfk
This title needs no change
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0172543/
Born Free-Range
Naughty song, Roamy!
Scott – I just dialed up that movie weekend before last since it had been forever since I saw it. I fell asleep not long after that scene.
Midnight Run to Taco Bell
Car in when she was a little boy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI3NoBeNwfk
And now is Car in a big boy?
HA HA HA That didn’t work at all.
That worked
Little Jerry Seinfeld gets molested.
According to Forbes.com, ” Hidden in the midst of a 436-page regulatory update, and written in pure bureaucratese, the Department of Health and Human Services asked that insurance companies limit the looming premium increases for 2015 health plans. But don’t worry, HHS hinted: we’ll bail you out on the taxpayer’s dime if you lose money. No wonder there wasn’t a press release. The White House is playing politics with Americans’ health care—and they’re bribing health insurance companies to play along.”
Carefully planned to precede the mid-terms. Welcome to Obama’s America, home of liberal fascism and the temple of cronyism.
OMG, I went out for 4 hours of happy hour and this is still happening.
Yittle Yerry was a cool chicken.
It would have been a lot tougher, Leon, if we had to mix movie titles with scripting or code.
Or Perl.
Car in should name one chicken Yakov Smirnoff.
It’s good that you separated them. Perl is neither scripting nor code.
Some people might opine Perl isn’t even moral.
http://tinyurl.com/npbfkcw
When Python was developed, I imagine the conversation went something like this:
“Hey guys, let’s design a new language.
Let’s create something similar to Perl.
But let’s do it without getting high on drugs!”
Please tell me there’s some sort of sub-language called Swine.
Perl was created by a linguist (i.e. hippie), Python was created by a mathematician.
I think that makes it clear which of the two should be used and which should be laughed at and the users of which should be wedgied.
I like reading the Jargon File. I like the ancient moniker for pizza: rotary debugger.
Cyn, here ya go: http://pig.apache.org/
Please tell me there’s some sort of sub-language called Swine.
There is, but Swine is pig-endian.
I bet you thought there wasn’t one.
blerg
I’d have been very disappointed if there wasn’t
Your chicken when you were little is very cute, Car In
Little Jerry.
He was a good little chicken.
Can a chicken be Jewish?
American Fryer
http://tinyurl.com/qb3hv5d
I see your TITS shirt order now… it’s in production RIGHT NOW
Quit staring at my TITS
Ha! I just went shopping myself and my cart is too full. Too tired to pare it down tonight.
Aww man, now I want to watch American Flyers and see if it held up.
http://tinyurl.com/qb3hv5d
Xbrad, that is awesome.
First time I really got to look at my phone today and I saw HHD had 686 comments at the time and I said Fuuuuu…I missed a joke thread…except I hadn’t. I was getting ready to go with The Fish Stick Called Wanda when I noticed Cyn beat me to it while I was reading the comments. Note to self, comment first.
Since this poat is bulging full already, I’ve queued one up for oh-five-hundred hours.
Or I can thow it up now
Fuckitall… New Poat