So here are the top 6 reasons Hillary will not be the next nominee of the Democ-RAT party.
1. She’s a really shitty candidate. Think of a medieval town where chamber pots were emptied into the streets. Think of the river of fudge from Willy Wonka’s candy factory. Now multiply that by 1 billion and you’ll get within 1% of how shitty Hillary is on the campaign trail.
2. She’s old as fuck. Here’s the sprightly lineup of Dem contenders: Joe Smartest-Guy-You’ve-Ever-Met Biden (73), Elizabeth My-PaPaw-Told-Me-I-Was-Special Warren (67), and Hillary Gelatinous-Goo Clinton (68). They are so far removed from everyday life, having spent their entire adult lives in government or academia that they really have no idea what’s going on except for mindless pap intended to drive the have nots to the polls.
3. Bill won’t spend the last eight years of his life without fat pussy, er, other than Hillary’s. Bill likes a little surf with his turf and he’ll be under constant scrutiny as First Philanderer. Hillary doesn’t want to be chiefly remembered as a First Lady and President that sniffed another woman’s crotch on ol’ Bill.
4. Bitches don’t like her. In 2008 she only got 50% of the wimmens vote even though she ran a campaign heavily geared toward the fairer sex.
5. Younger people will consider Bill Clinton a rapist. This hasn’t been talked about much, but it’s going to be hard for the generation that has no idea of Bill or Hillary’s exploits to, er, swallow. We take it for granted that her negatives are already baked into her stock price but young people have no concept of pre-2000 America.
6. Hillary Clinton. She not only steps on her dick, she puts on golf cleats first. The way to defeat Hillary is to let her speak at length.
Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time.