Yesterday’s Supreme Court ruling really set back women in a big way. Imagine, if you will…
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Women’s rights took a real pounding yesterday. Imagine, if you will, going to work today, and having someone tell you that you will now be required to buy, with your own money, 4, FOUR I SAY, types of “contraception” out of a list of 20. These 4 types can rid you of a pesky problem that resulted from an activity that has been practiced since the dawn of sexual reproduction, and quite possibly might have been prevented if you didn’t have that last shot of tequila at closing time.
The other 16? Those will still be covered. Yes, insurance will still cover 16 out of 20, but that’s not the fact that really hits home, now is it. IT’S THE FOUR! Stupid businesses, and their beliefs. It’s not like these businesses are actually owned by people with beliefs or anything. Corporations aren’t people! They can’t think, they can only provide us with sweet sweet tax money. What business is it of theirs, anyway? What happens in Cabo, stays in Cabo. What happens in the backseat of the Chevy stays in the backseat of the Chevy. They should just shut up and pay. That’s right, they already pay for 16, WHY NOT FOUR MORE?
If you want to help, the H2 will be collecting donations to help these poor, downtrodden, red blooded AMERICANS! You can paypal all your sweet sweet cash to email@example.com. We will see that it is put to good use.
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