Penn & Teller get it

I’ve seen Penn & Teller live a couple of times.  I actually had a really nice chat with Teller during intermission when I saw them on Broadway.  I’m also a huge fan of their Showtime series, “Bullshit.”  If you haven’tt seen it, get thee to youtube and check them out.  I’m particularly fond of their Environmental “Bullshit” episode.

You may agree or disagree with Penn (the more politically vocal of the pair) but you cannot deny that these guys “get it.”

And have the balls to do this.. every night, in Las Vegas, as a part of their show.

Love it.

313 Comments

  1. A new poat before the sun comes up?

    WTFITS??!!?

  2. A round of Coexist or Die Blanket Wraps for all the chilly. We ride at dawn.

  3. Nice post. Be a shame if something happened to it.

  4. Morning, children.

  5. Wakey wakey.

    Who’s up for a run before a fake double?

  6. Gosh, I hate you people so much.

  7. Mutual

  8. I saw em at the Rio about 8 years ago – awesome show.

  9. I’m only doing a single but I have to go to the PO first, so it’s kinda like a double.

  10. Penn is a Norman Borlaug fanboy

    Which is a good thing

  11. *carefully inscribes ‘good morning’ on an ice cube and shoves it down the back of Carin’s shirt*

  12. From ” Bullshit”

  13. Chumpo, “We ride at dawn” is both funny and underused. There’s so much potential there.

    This is my entirely un-scientific finding simply because it never fails to make me giggle.

  14. My day is just shaping up wonderfully so far. Lost an important piece of paper I need (it was RIGHT here, and I’m guessing one of my bad children moved it). And, the toilet is plugged up. No amount of plunging is getting it done.

    fack.

  15. TOILET CONQUERED.

    Now where’s that muthafocking piece of paper …

  16. Benny is going on the longest car ride of his life in the very near future.

  17. Leon: Take pictures! (and share)

    Car in: You rock on the household repairs.

  18. Now where’s that muthafocking piece of paper …

    Flushed down the toilet.

  19. Good morning, cool kids

  20. This piece of paper? It’s a list of some sort:

    Mini whisk
    Lube
    Limes
    Film
    Space pens
    Hulk hands
    Slightly used rubber foot
    Toilet paper
    Dish detergent
    Toothpaste
    Cattle prod
    Mulch
    Tampax
    Vinegar
    Spaghetti
    Renew drivers license

  21. Opinion on Starbucks?
    A. Overpriced for what you get
    2. Overhyped, it’s just coffee and not that great.
    Pi. Nectar of the gods.

    I was given a pound of Starbucks Blonde Roast by someone who believed the sign in my office ( http://www.specialtygiftsstore.com/ProdImages/CG738.jpg ). Meh, but free coffee is free.

  22. It’s ok. I usually just get coffee so I’m not in the overpriced neighborhood.

    *slides over a cuppa joe so’s I don’t get kilt*

  23. I have to drink crappy Folgers because my staff won’t drink anything else. I used to mail order Pete’s Major Dickison’s Blend, because a restaurant I like served it, and I loved it. But my staff rebelled, so I only drink it at home.

  24. MJ, you forgot fake reg.

  25. the cappuccinos are ok. coffee sux.

  26. Ok, that run sucked. too fukin hot.

    78 and full sun.

    I can do 73 and cloudy.

  27. duct tape
    value right vodka
    muddler

  28. Bullwhips
    Funny-smelling rag
    10,000 marbles

  29. Ass pennies
    Total
    Your mom

  30. Hotspur, good of you to give the staff the coffee thay want, you filthy capitalist.

  31. I draw the line at them putting the toilet paper roll on the wrong way. That, I will not tolerate.

  32. WTFISIT?

    http://tmblr.co/ZhRb1vjK86ht

  33. Salt
    Fish sticks
    Tarps

  34. http://tmblr.co/ZhRb1viska-2

    You would think that the above link describes a dozen people.
    No. It is one flesh and blood person describing multiple people living in their head. They call themselves ‘Multiple System’ or Headmates.

    I think this person is perfect to replace Richard Trumka as head of AFL-CIO or whatever the fuck he heads.
    13 heads are better than one, on a single set of shoulders, to head an organization, an organization made up of mindless fuckheads.

  35. So, are you saying Trumka is the Head Fuckhead? (sounds about right to me)

  36. Down here in the border it’s a fucking mess with a zillion scumbags wandering around

    I suddenly see non-local beggars and kids wandering into restaurants selling shit
    I haven’t seen that since the 90’s when they sealed off the border and built our local fence outside the Anapra colonia in Juarez (bloody Anapra with over 3000 murders)

    This is damn anarchy
    Thank you fuckface Obama and your shitty buddies

  37. “We ride your mom at dawn”

    FTFY

  38. BOOGIE WONDERLAND

  39. Hello long lost Hostage friends. How have you been? Anyone told anyone else to eat a bag of dicks lately?

    Awesome P&T clip btw.

  40. Goomorning, BC. How’s it hanging?

  41. A little to left, Cyn.

    How goes it with you?

  42. >>Anyone told anyone else to eat a bag of dicks lately?

    No one told Rosetta. But he did not wait to be told.

  43. A little to the right, Brent.

  44. That’s slightly disturbing. How goes the planning for TITS?

  45. Coming along nicely, except for you lack of attendance.

  46. I saw Penn and Teller at the Rio too. Worth the price and the cab ride over. And the cab ride wasn’t pocket change.

    Loved it when they did an elaborate magic trick, then took out all the obstacles, and showed you how they did it.

  47. I know, I know. I wish I could. Too many plane flights and days off this year. My wife’s best friend, my girls’ godmother, is getting married later this year. So there’s two more roundtrip tickets.

  48. This match between Brazil and Chile is pretty entertaining.

  49. Oh thank God that Tom Hill called in… squeeeee!

  50. Next time, Brent.

  51. Hulk and Fred play for Brazil.

  52. Yes! If there’s one somewhere in the southeast, that would rock.

  53. Is someone on the radio or something, right now?

  54. Well, I’m sure somewhere someone is on the radio.

  55. H2 on a cruise:

  56. Mini whisk
    Lube
    Limes
    Film
    Space pens
    Hulk hands
    Slightly used rubber foot
    Toilet paper
    Dish detergent
    Toothpaste
    Cattle prod
    Mulch
    Tampax
    Vinegar
    Spaghetti
    Renew drivers license


    Lists are government propaganda.

  57. Yay! AC guy came and fixed the AC. Wiring harness was loose. $110 bucks for an appointment/repairs on a Saturday is a steal.

  58. Great news, Xbad!

  59. So you know who is playing Earth, Wind and Fire today.

  60. I didn’t hear September, so it doesn’t count.

  61. You missed it Jay.

  62. Someone should call in and ask him to play a cover of “September.”

  63. Dave’s not here.

  64. And then what happened?

  65. Wait, MJ is calling in? I wonder what for.

  66. Shouldn’t you be prepping, MJ?

    Don’t screw it up.

  67. No pressure, though.

  68. I’m reading from a teleprompter.

  69. TOTUS?

  70. BOTUS
    Bartender of the United States

  71. Basically yes.

  72. Nobody uses TOTUS except King Barry. This must be a cheap knockoff copy TOTUS.

    A cover TOTUS, if you will.

  73. Quick, MJ is away from the computer. Let’s talk about him behind his back.

  74. TOTUS App

  75. Wipe down the bar? MJ is gonna clean up around here?

    Good, it’s getting a little gamey. Maybe it’s just George, though.

  76. TOTUS App

    It’s on the iTunes Store under the category Games. It’s free but launching it requires in-app purchases from OFA.

  77. Woo-hoo! I won the drink naming!

  78. Might as well be under Games. That’s what this administration is treating it like.

  79. *sniff sniff*

    I love the smell of embalming fluid in the morning. Not good in cocktails, though.

  80. Nice work, rocketchick! Is this more famous than NASA?

  81. *awards Roamy a first place participation ribbon*

  82. Maybe not more famous but more respected than NASA lately.

    **fires up the greenhouse gas generator

  83. *awards MJ a first place participation ribbon for successful teleprompter reading*

  84. *awards Radiobud a first place participation ribbon for only disconnecting Dave from Anne’s Deli 14 times*

  85. *awards Radiobud a first place participation ribbon for only disconnecting Dave from Anne’s Deli 14 times*

    Hahahahahahaha. Did he really?

  86. *holds up card reading “6”*

    Points docked for improper TOTUS style. Not enough ums and uhs and “Folks say…”

  87. *snickers*

    Well, it may have only been 12 or 13.

  88. All of these recent columns berating Cankles for her greed, cupidity and incompetence are making hope again that the bitch will get dumped by the DNC for someone else. There’s even a column bagging on her in the WaPo!

  89. Chile almost took out Brazil. Hit one off the top bar in extra time.

    Maybe there’s something to this soccer thing.

  90. Wow, went down to the last penalty kick. Pretty exciting.

    Brazil wins.

  91. Maybe there’s something to this soccer thing.
    ———————————-
    Jay, buddy, we need to talk. While it’s probably fun to watch a bunch of turf dancers bite each other’s backs, I’m sure it’s all a scam.

    Big soccer.

    *goes back to making homemade fish sticks

  92. What kid of fish are you using?

  93. Your momfish.

  94. <em…fun to watch a bunch of turf dancers bite each other’s backs…

    Hunh. So, um, what channel was this on again?

  95. Damn. Missed a great opportunity to take a shot at Dave today.

    When we were talking about fewer people wearing watches and I should have said that my friend in Texas doesn’t wear one,

  96. But that’s because he can’t tell time to begin with.

  97. >>>Your momfish.

    And everyone knows what that tastes like.

  98. Charlie?

  99. >>>Charlie?

    Charlie Company.

  100. XBrad Family Theater

    Scene- waiting at 8:15am for AC tech to show up

    Xmom- “I want you to do just one chore today; clean the front porch.”

    XBrad- “OK. It does need it after the windstorm last night.”

    End scene.

    Scene- 12:40pm while XBrad is in the kitchen making Xmom lunch and getting her lunchtime meds ready.

    XMom- “I asked you to do one chore today, and you haven’t even started!”

    XBrad- “……”

    End scene.

    Scene- Flashback montage of XBrad’s morning.

    1. Let AC guy in to work and show him around to AC unit and circuit breaker panel, etc
    2. Make XMom breakfast and set out morning medications
    3. Clean up breakfast dishes.
    4. Clean foyer and hallway where AC guy tracked in dirt.
    5. Prep check to pay AC guy, and track down XMom to sign check.
    6. Change AC filter, saving $30 that the AC guy would have charged.
    7. Drive XMom to grocery store.
    8. Drive XMom to friends house to pick up some sewing.
    9. Start load of laundry for XMom.
    10. Clean room.
    11. Clean Xmom’s room and bathroom.
    12. Clean out the island in the kitchen where XMom just found a potato that had rotted and left decomp fluid everywhere.
    13. Clean out pantry where XMom has been squirreling away food that is now clearly out of date.
    14. Apply Ben-Gay type cream to XMom.
    15. Make XMom lunch and prep noon meds for XMom.
    16. Run to pharmacy for XMom.
    Fade out from montage.
    End Scene.

    Scene- XBrad in kitchen.

    XBrad- “You’re right. I really should get started on that.”

  101. Less typing more sweeping.

  102. 17. Kicked a puppy.

  103. And everyone knows what that tastes like.
    ———————————–
    Hahahahaha.

    Gross.

  104. OK.. fack. Had to replace kitchen faucet assembly. Some challenges, all overcome. I am sore as shit. I just jumped in the pool. This makes it difficult to feel sorry for me but if you want to I’ll take it.

    Working on your back with limited visibility makes me appreciate hookers more.

  105. You can make Starbucks coffee at home.

    1) Brew any kind of coffee
    2) Pour it into a sauce pan and burn the hell out of it.

  106. XBrad, you are a most excellent son ♥♥♥

  107. Why is it when you change the kitchen faucet, you have to change the shutoff valves too?

    The valves you installed to make it easy to change a faucet?

  108. scott knows Starbucks.

  109. Nice to see Beanseses keeping her baking talents fresh.

    http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/great-photos-the-chive-12.jpg?w=550&h=686

  110. The only coffee I get at Starbucks is regular coffee to drink while I’m killing time at work. They have 2 kinds: bold and the other one. Bold is like Scott describes. The other one is not bad. I drink their instant coffee when Paula has worked overnight and isn’t drinking coffee with me. Saves me from making a whole pot when I only want/have time for one cup. The only good thing about the coffee at work is the price: free.

  111. For Jimbro nobody else click.

    http://is.gd/HNUnhN

  112. Stardog went after the neighbor’s ankle biter dog today and has to be restrained before shit got real. I think it’s only retribution for the past two years of that dog shitting on my lawn and the boys stepping in it.

  113. A lot of houses around here have one shutoff valve for the whole house.
    Just one.

    Every minor problem becomes an emergency.

  114. Starbucks coffee?

    Meh.

    Starbucks Mocha Frappachino on a blistering hot day?

    Pretty. Fucking. Nice.

  115. Probably the same neighbor that doesn’t want your kids on his lawn.

  116. Is there a kid in the background or a loaded toilet? I’m on my phone and it doesn’t magnify anything besides her spectacular booty.

  117. >> A lot of houses around here have one shutoff valve for the whole house.
    Just one.

    I got two. With dirt buckets over both. I can shut this place down faster than the TSA at Logan

  118. XBrad Family Theater reminds me of when I was on maternity leave and Mr. RFH used to come home from work and ask, “So what *have* you been doing all day?” When I’d finally had enough, I threatened to leave all the diapers I’d changed that day on his chair.

  119. We’re up at camp now. Different neighbors, different problems. Her camp is falling apart and she has a camper parked in the yard as her dwelling. Her dog has had no other dogs around till Star moved in. There’s a new bitch in town that likes a clean yard.

  120. I have one main shutoff. And little ones under each sink.

  121. I would like to assure this person that he/she/it is NOT asking to be raped.

    http://tmblr.co/ZhRb1vhbcxj1

  122. One of the under sink deals is stripped but I worked around it

  123. Those are the ones I always have to replace, right along with the faucet.

    Why bother?

  124. That’s a girl?

  125. Pretty sure it’s a girl since she needs feminism. Paraphrasing Rush Limbaugh or whoever first said this: Femism exists so ugly women can get dates or something like that.

  126. What the fuck was that, Tush?

  127. I’m pretty sure it was Hillary’s replacement as the next Dem candidate for President.

  128. Jeebus; is that Pat wearing that beautiful bustier?

  129. I see all these offensive comments from Jay, Jimbro and BCoch and conclude only this:
    You are all white privileged, heteronormative, cissexist, patriarchal scum.

  130. Seriously, though, if I’m gonna shell out $200 for a piece of lingerie that is that smokin’ hawt, I had better be raped, and raped but good.

  131. Rape is such a hateful word.

    I prefer the term “struggle snuggle.”

  132. >>struggle snuggle

    We have the winner.

  133. Already? Awwww.

  134. *beats up Pat and steals bustier*

  135. Seriously, though, if I’m gonna shell out $200 for a piece of lingerie that is that smokin’ hawt,

    http://imgur.com/Xi1RT

  136. Good day, spornosexuals.

  137. Heh

    http://imgur.com/gallery/iLbvCUf

  138. The other day I was ranting about how blue collar workers are most of the times a lot smarter than faux intellectual urban people.

    Here is a prime example of blue collar smart

    http://imgur.com/gallery/8eZVpGa

  139. You are all white privileged, heteronormative, cissexist, patriarchal scum.

    Yes. And?

  140. He’s just upset that we won’t teach him the secret handshake, bcock. You know, because…brown.

  141. Wow, xbrad, a late month funneh! That doesn’t happen very often.

  142. The motorcycle rider tried to teach the car driver a lesson.
    Should have learned one in Physics himself.

    http://imgur.com/gallery/sTkcY7b

  143. You are all white privileged, heteronormative, cissexist, patriarchal scum.

    Those are my good points.

  144. Video of the above mentioned rider

  145. He’s just upset that we won’t teach him the secret handshake, bcock. You know, because…brown.

    “Is he brown? Maybe he’d like to come in and join us for a cocktail. Is he polite? – Is he a brown man? If he’s polite, have him come in. If he’s polite, let him in. Is he clean? Have him come look. Have him take off his shoes. Michael, is he clean? I want to see him! Michael, I want to see him. Don’t let him go! Don’t let him go.”

  146. Ha ha ha. You bastard.

  147. Heh. Before Vince Vaughn had become completely insufferable.

  148. Seriously, though, if I’m gonna shell out $200 for a piece of lingerie that is that smokin’ hawt, I had better be raped, and raped but good.

    Reminds me of Morticia from the first Addams Family movie.

    “Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again!”

  149. I swear there’s some kind of system of lights somewhere that signals customers to stay away when I’m sitting in the office and then turns green as soon as I’m ready to take any kind of break.

  150. mmmm, Raul Julia can be a howling demon with me any time. Except for the unfortunate fact that he’s now where George is. :(

  151. Belatedly noting that I love the header pic. Who made it?

  152. Sean, they’re just messing with the round-eye.

  153. We could always make it busy by getting ready to eat something.

  154. People that interrupt your lunch always pay with filthy cash.

  155. Yes and yes, scott. I just loooooove a handful of sweaty dollar bills.

    *shudder*

  156. If Tushar challenges you to a friendly game of Frisbee golf. Decline.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGUYWHyUgkU

  157. The girl at the closest gas station is always working on a bag of chips. She’ll take your cash, make change, and grab a chip.

    pukes

  158. I’m pretty sure her immune system has seen worse than what any customer could throw at her.

  159. I was back up cashiering today. People that keep their phones, money, membership cards, etc, in their bras are nasty. Not as nasty as the Feather Indian that took a crap in the laundry aisle.

  160. There is a pizza place about 1/4 of a mile from here.

    The lady that takes your money also makes your food, without washing her hands or using gloves.

    She made me very ill several years ago.

  161. *sees Indian crapping in a store, single tear rolls down cheek*

  162. He must work for the EPA.

    (Low hanging fruit)

  163. Boob money is probably cleaner than pocket money.

  164. Pocket money is only a few threads away from junk.

    Boobs are disease-free.

  165. We go through boxes of hairnets and gloves each day. I’ve started to cashier with gloves because of a few severe encounters with aloe at the register.

  166. Boob sweat. I remember a study where they took swabs off of new clothes and there was all kinds of nasty from people trying on clothes. Carpeted fitting rooms were nasty too.

  167. I need a ruling!!!! Am I “Triggered” or “Offended” that TFG keeps calling himself a “Bear”?

  168. Yes, yes you are.

  169. Oso, he’s a bear.

  170. Here’s today’s show, if anyone cares. Good segment with Ben and MJ, but other than that….. *yawn

    [audio src="https://tomhillwatr.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/ses062814.mp3" /]

  171. Bears are kind of dumb, but whatever is dumber than a bear is probably a better metaphor.

    Obama: The platypus is loose!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  172. Koala sticks with tartar sauce. Mmmmmmmm.

  173. I did not know I had these muscles in my upper back.

  174. Bears are mammals. Dumb mammals, but smarter than fish. Bearnado would be way better than Sharknado.

  175. I thought bears were hairier. He’s more of a twink.

  176. Putin and Palin both play the bear card better than TFG.

  177. God and Wiserbud posted the same link.

  178. Sean,
    How is Sean-Mom, and how did the revision go?
    Was it done under warranty?

  179. My favorite Member (Customer, SYWM!) works at Rudy’s. I helped him again today. He smells like a smokehouse. Mmmmm….brisket.

  180. I don’t think I mentioned it around here, Crispy, but it popped out again the week before last. They did a closed revision (no cutting, popping it back into place under anesthetic) and she was back out of the hospital within a day.

    There will be lawyers this time.

  181. Sean, I feel so sorry for Sean Mom having to go through this.

  182. wow me and Andy are telling stories now

  183. I know, oso. I just want her to get better. And it’s putting my dad under a lot of stress that he doesn’t need.

  184. >>>God and Wiserbud posted the same link.

    He’s a big fan.

  185. Sean, Prayers.

  186. This awesome vid reminded me of many of you. See if you can ID a few Hostages here.

    http://tinyurl.com/n8wvdgn

  187. Sorry Double 0, Mother’s are good to have. I hope yours is ok.

  188. Tushar’s social justice poats are alarming as fuck to me. I thought I had a pretty good thumb on the accellerating pace of the decline of western civilization by catching Judge Judy or Jerry Springer once a week while lunching at the friendly neighborhood BBQ joint. Tushar’s shit makes me think that maybe the decline is a couple of laps ahead of my projections.

    **buys $1000 worth of #4 buckshot**

  189. It’s French.

    Perv

  190. Sean, me too

  191. Wiser, Mr. RFH wants to know if you can do the announcer test.

  192. Heh. The pic on the ONT reminds me that I really need to get ownership of the pic of me after the most recent CT setup…..

  193. >>>Wiser, Mr. RFH wants to know if you can do the announcer test.

    What’s that?

  194. Oui. Bon Sua.

  195. I can’t believe he fell for that.

  196. I seriously need a copy of that pic.

  197. Mr. RFH has it memorized except for 10, though he tends to swap the tweezers and the Macedonians.

  198. Bon Sua

  199. that is awesome. (the announcers test.) I had Jerry saying that stuff over the proto punk RB music I prefer and it made un manage sublime.

  200. Bon sua, Cheri

  201. *makes Cyn and Romy French 75s*

  202. Yum!

  203. >> Heh. The pic on the ONT reminds me that I really need to get ownership of the pic of me after the most recent CT setup…

    The one after I pulled you away from the postal union meeting? Jesus you were ready to fight all of em

  204. Sorry to hear about your mom, Sean. That’s some serious funk. I hope your shark is hungry.

  205. Did anybody break anybody else’s order to observe radio silence today?

  206. *raises hand loudly*

  207. Alice Haitch’s pic?

  208. >>>The one after I pulled you away from the postal union meeting? Jesus you were ready to fight all of em

    I still am, except now I use the power of the media to destroy them……

    Theoretically

  209. Thank ye kindly, Chumpo. It’s been a week.

  210. You hangin from the tree? That’s a classic.

  211. Sean,
    I only ask because we had another of the “Busted-Up Old Sport-Parachutists” reunions today.

    When I mentioned Anitas recent dislocation, the host told me that his sister had her second hip done 5 years ago and it has dislocated 3 times!
    Shen is scheduled for a “Brake Re-Line” next week.
    That’s ridiculous!
    That a “Total-Hip” is only good for 5 years, or, in your Moms case 5 months, is absurd!
    They “Used” to last 10 – 15 years. What has changed?

    Looking at Jimbros’ link, it seems that the angle of the artificial socket is the critical factor. If it’s just a few degrees off, the likely-hood of dislocation is vastly increased.

  212. Sorry Sean.

  213. >>>Alice Haitch’s pic?

    That’s the one….

  214. >>>You hangin from the tree? That’s a classic.

    Why do I not have a copy of that? I want that picture to be used at my memorial service, when they can’t find my body after a tragic blender accident.

  215. *Slides a second round of 75s down the bar*
    Ive got a little champaign left in this bottle…any takers?

  216. I’m not ignoring Sean’s mom’s current travails.

    I hope for the best possible outcome for seanmom.

  217. I want that picture to be used at my memorial service, when they can’t find my body after a tragic blender accident.

    I can think of no finer way to remember you.

    Just checked and all the pics that I got from Alice got put into the Meat Locker, including that one.

  218. ….when they can’t find my body after a tragic blender accident.

    Yeah, that was rough. I don’t know how you and Dave survived.
    http://tinyurl.com/lfsj32q

  219. I’m not ignoring Sean’s mom’s current travails.

    Just Sean.

  220. hold on, Link fail.

  221. >> I still am, except now I use the power of the media to destroy them……

    So we get to keep our teeth? Ok cool.

    If you are praying folkses please pray for SSG Alex. If you’re not a praying person, kind thoughts are welcome too.He’s in Ramstein tonight. He is in some shithole FOB Monday. My youngest kid loves him.

    I love him too.
    .
    Thanks

  222. *crosses fingers*

  223. An then there this. This woman feels oppressed because she was never subjected to the currently in-vogue oppression.

    http://tmblr.co/ZhRb1vgQSWLW

  224. Thanks, everyone. I didn’t mention it before because, honestly, I’m tired of the whole fucking mess and I didn’t want to bring you guys down with it. She’s wearing a brace–which IMHO she should have been wearing after the May surgery but what do I know, I’m not a doctor who mentioned it fucking once in passing while she was in recovery back after that one–and that seems to be helping.

  225. I don’t really know how to start an online comment swarm against a low grade idiot at Mediate but if I did, I would start with this fucking dumbshit.

    http://www.mediaite.com/online/guess-who-else-had-mysteriously-missing-emails-sarah-palin/

    His name is Matt Wilstein and he needs to be ridiculed and mocked for equating something Sarah Palin may or may not have done to what the IRS obviously did.

    The attempt to draw that equivalency has got my comment-panties in a fucking bunch and it makes me want to taunt this douche troll back into the hole he crawled out of.

    This asshat’s low hanging fruit is dragging on the ground. I can’t believe Mediaite published this shit.

    If anyone knows how to draw this rodent out into the open so he can be justifiably laughed at and kicked in his giant pussy by me, please…tell me.

    This asshole needs a visit to the Rosetta Woodshed.

    Fucking dumb liberal dickhead piece of shit.

  226. >>>Just checked and all the pics that I got from Alice got put into the Meat Locker, including that one.

    Well hell… it never occurred to me to look there.

    I really need to get people for this…..

  227. I am watching “Big Broadcast of 1937”. Leopold Stokowski is on. I remember the day the lightbulb came on as to the Leopold they were talking about in the Bugs Bunny cartoon. http://youtu.be/gt1V61SPI_w

  228. >>>Fucking dumb liberal dickhead piece of shit.

    Redundant redundancy is redundant.

  229. >>>>I remember the day the lightbulb came on as to the Leopold they were talking about in the Bugs Bunny cartoon.

    *whispers

    Leopold….

  230. This asshole needs a visit to the Rosetta Woodshed.

    This need to be on PPV.

  231. >>>So we get to keep our teeth? Ok cool.

    Teeth are overrated….

  232. If anyone knows how to draw this rodent out into the open so he can be justifiably laughed at and kicked in his giant pussy by me, please…tell me.

    *fires up the old truck, slings a case of beer and a bottle of tequila into the bed, puts the rifles in the rack on “safety”. taillights disappear down the dark road*

    It’s gonna be that kind of a saturday night then, eh?

  233. Roamy, Fantasia, too.

  234. I want to break my redundant foot off in that fucker’s ass.

    For some reason that got me worked up.

    “Obama has blood on his hands for a constipated foreign policy which has caused the death of thousands of innocent Muslims and Christians but guess who shot a moose?!?!

    SARAH PALIN!!!!

  235. >>>> I can’t believe Mediaite published this shit.

    Ummmmmmm….. Mediaite specializes in this kind of shit.

    Getting angry at the childish drivel posted by the retards at Mediaite is like getting angry at Lady Gags for wearing a meat dress.

    It’s mindless attention-whoring. Reacting to the idiots is exactly what they want and need.

  236. Rosie,
    I have recently discovered a band from your neck of the woods named Trampled Under Foot”

    Have you heard of them?

  237. Teeth are overrated….

    Preach it, brother!

  238. Pick me up, Chumpo.

    I’ll bring the hammers, the railroad spikes, the umbrellas, the gasoline, the bubble gum, the feral bulldogs, the vise, the spiked douche nozzle and a change of clothes for both of us.


  239. Oops forgot a quote

  240. I thought Chumpo drove the short bus?

  241. Osita, I was in college before I saw Fantasia.

  242. Anyway I’m tired and I have to love my child who’s on her way over with her cray puppy.

    Night kids

  243. I know that wiser. But I pick this Matt Wilstein out as deserving of abuse.

    That post was even dumb for Mediaite and he needs a taunting.

    If he isn’t already a cutter I will make him a cutter.

  244. Nighty dreams, Dave.

  245. And spending even a single single minute of your time mocking those fucking dumbasses is a complete waste because A) they would not understand a word you were saying and B) gleefully continuecstroke their collective micro-penii over the attention you give them.

    Basically, they are simply not worthy of the talents of a man of your wit and misshapen head charm.

  246. Roamy, um…yeah…me, too. (Hides my CDs, DVDs, and BluRays. I didn’t make Dan take me to Lubbock to watch Fantasia 2000 on IMAX. Didn’t happen)

  247. this is the cray puppy learning snow

    kid is here, puppy is here.. Some hugs are needed..

  248. A quick book review for the H2 readers. I am half way through “The Helmsman” Series by Bill Baldwin.
    It is space opera. It brings the feel of Empire and age of sail Britannia rules the waves, with space ships

    Well worth it on Amazon

  249. DiT, Prayers to St Michael for a SSGt on his way to Douchebagistan.

  250. I have friends in Kabul. We all wait for the I’m OK status updates on FB. I LOVE social media. I remember the sleepless nights from Ramadi.

  251. I want to Voxsplain to him why his mother sucks cocks in hell and that the girl he had a crush on in high school is now available for fisting on Craig’s List.

  252. Meh… enjoy giving the little douche Matt Wilstein the erection that he previously only achieved when he awoke with his step-uncle’s diseased and fetid lips wrapped tightly around his tiny little member.

  253. Ive got a little champaign left in this bottle…any takers?

    Mememememe, please pick me!

    *tries to regain that ‘hard to get look*

    I remember a French (some number) drink that involved champagne, possibly some other ingredient, and a brandy soaked sugar cube in a spoon with a lighter held under the spoon. No, it wasn’t heroin.

    That I know of. But it was so good.

  254. On the other hand, you could Corrabavius him…..

    But, again, attention whores like Matt Wilstein would probably orgasm repeatedly while reading about himself.

    Now, you could write a great post where you excoriated him and post a link in every Mediaite thread until they ban you

  255. Champagne flavored heroin?

    I’m… intrigued.

  256. >>>>the girl he had a crush on in high school is now available for fisting on Craig’s List.

    “Girl?”

    You may be making assumptions here that are not completely supported by currently available evidence.

  257. Sean?

    http://imgur.com/gallery/vFcZIjt

  258. OK Rosie missed me
    Maybe tomorrow

  259. >>>>Champagne flavored heroin?

    Flavored?

    That makes less sense than honey-scented LSD

  260. tushar, that first comment-

    “Directed by Michael Bay”

  261. nite

  262. *Makes Lippy her very own French 75 + China White*
    Here ya go special lady.

  263. Honey-scented LSD?! Sign me up!

  264. Sean?

    http://imgur.com/gallery/vFcZIjt

    Heh. No. I have actually never played golf.

  265. *Makes Lippy her very own French 75 + China White*

  266. Early game tomorrow.

    Nite, y’all

  267. Osita, the Disney films were kept in the vaults until VHS came out and then only one or two a year. I remember watching a bootleg copy of “Song of the South” with Japanese subtitles.

  268. Fare the well, Haiawatha! Fare the well, Mighty Warrior.

    http://tinyurl.com/pb3hsm8

  269. roamy, the vault opened every 7 years before VHS. It was awesome. I saw Song of the South on the big screen in VA. One of my favs. Disney is too PC to reissue SotS. They’ll have a ride that kicks ass, but no mention of the book or movie that inspired it. Japanese bootleg and disc.

  270. Where’s HS? We had to memorize Hiawatha in 3rd grade. Thanks, for the memories, Mr Chumpo.

  271. Nighty night, wiserbuns.

  272. Betamax should have been the winner.

  273. I ♥ Bugs

  274. If they showed Fantasia when I was a kid, I missed it. I remember seeing The Rescuers. Bob Newhart and Eva Gabor. Not sure I saw another Disney film until Little Mermaid.

  275. Cyn, yeah, if it was about quality. I’m glad BluRay beat out the other guys.

  276. Roamy, the movie theaters and the good schools were the best things about being a TCK or a Brat. (Third Culture Kid)

  277. Ha ha… I’m hooked on the Bugs Bunny Cartoons!

  278. Good ones to be hooked on. We own the Underdog collection. My Dad was all about Bullwinkle. I H8D Bullwinkle as a kid. As an adult…I finally “Got” Moose and Squirrel and fractured fairy tales. Get off my lawn.

  279. My mom and dad were watching a whole bunch of Peabody and Sherman cartoons the other night. Those guys would go a looooooong was for a bad punchline.

  280. Sam’s has the Peabody & Sherman collection. Dan calls me Chumley.

  281. Those guys would go a looooooong was for a bad punchline.

    eleventy. I used to watch it out of pity for the animators. Sherm and Pee stainy were no Felix but alas, we learn early to make exceptions early in life…too early.

  282. ealy early, ! very early early.

    sorry. I’ve lost my shit.

  283. Mr Baseball was on MLB so I watched freaking Cards/Dodgers. MLB had Reds/Giants. Found out with enough time to watch Chapman screw the pooch.

  284. Mesa used to keep me regulated. where is that sob.

  285. He’s on FB.

  286. I watched the shoot out. Still not a fan. ~waves at Jay~ Goes full Sgt Schulz

  287. What’s up, Chumps?

  288. What shoot out? Batting practice at Chavez Ravine?

  289. Mesa is monitoring. Haha

  290. Penalty kick. Whatever FIFA does after nil nil and an OT

  291. Bat signal!

  292. Hey Buddy. I’m a couple injuns shy of a Pow Wow. what’s the score on your side o the res?

  293. Heh, Chumpo, Capt. Morgan staged an invasion of my sobriety too. Now I know what Custer felt like.

  294. Trying to keep fighting the good fight. It’s my Wednesday, 14 hours today and again tomorrow.

    People gotta eat.

  295. Micheladas are going down pretty easy right now, though.

  296. well Jay, Might as well chalk it up to early rising this month, right? You’ve been out of the blocks at first light and now it’s time the for the Rum to work it’s magic.

    Good tymes.

  297. Those sound good.

  298. That’s a Sailor’s song, Mesa. I’m glad you’re hard at it as usual.

    I discovered the All Mighty Michillada last year. Wow!!! What an ally!

  299. Mesa, how’s your apartment? Last time we chatted, you were walking around ankle deep in a flood.

  300. Heh, had to live in a hotel for a while. All better now — for the most part.

  301. So, when you had a boat, you had lots of water outside. But when you got rid of the boat, you just brought the water inside.

    Okay….

  302. It was only a few thousand gallons.

  303. I saw your feet in the video, and at first thought it was Lippy.

  304. Yeah, I have nice feet.

  305. video isn’t what it used to be, evidently.
    http://tinyurl.com/n5x5nqw
    Thanks for answering the bat signal Mesa. See you down the road.
    Bye XB. I’m glad yer AC is back in Black.
    Keep the drinks cold, right?

  306. A Salvation Army band played
    And the children drank lemonade
    And the morning lasted all day, all day
    And through an open window came
    Like Sinatra in a younger day
    Pushing the derp away, ah

  307. Dodge is 100 years old yesterday

  308. Obama wants $2B for the humanitarian crisis he created. I think he should cancel a vacation or two and pay for it out of that fund.

  309. Hate to push this one down, but it’s a new day and a new poat!


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