Big Blonde Boob Friday

Hello, and welcome to another addition of Big Boob Friday, a modern day oasis in the grind that is the life of Pupster.

Navy Seals Parachute Team, The Leap Frogs, catch a baseball game.

Your model for today has a penchant for selfies and was born fairly recently in Cape Town, South Africa. She stands 5’4″ tall and sports some amazing 38G size honkers. Please stop destroying incriminating emails long enough to welcome Miss Irene Nell!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Imgur says that first picture is Irene Nell, I’m not sure but I included it anyway because boobs.

 

271 Comments

  1. Content is a scam.

  2. She reminds me of my wife.

    Congrats to Lippy on her acquisition of gear from our fine organization. I drink proudly from my AI mug and travel mug often.

  3. She should go back to her original hair color and not do those platinum streaks.

    /judgy

    Anybody got fun plans for the weekend?

  4. Agree on the hair. God’s plan for your hair color almost always looks better than your own.

    I’m going home then taking Benny to visit my family on Saturday. I’ll be outside all day and probably die of exposure.

  5. yeah pupster!

  6. another breast in show

  7. I’m going to work tonight . Then all day tomorrow. And then again on Sunday.

    So, no.

  8. Well I spent so much time writing a reply to this

    http://tmblr.co/ZhRb1vpLwoIb

    I think ‘fucking asexual’ is a contradiction.

    That I got left cold and lonely on the dead parrot thread.

  9. I hope she has a good routine for working out her core.

    /worries

  10. Tushar, it seems like the girlfriend doesn’t want to do it at all and the boyfriend sees it as a challenge. He’ll be the one to change her/convert her through his awesome sexiness and skilz. And he would certainly never ever brag to his buddies if he is successful. No way. That is not why he is sticking with her. Nope.

    Far be it from me to say (but I will), a site like the one she is on will likely encourage her to wallow in the “rape nightmare” rather than help her heal and go on with life. In as normal a manner as possible after a rape-rape. If it was.

    But with such things as a butt pinching at a party or morning after regret for a consensual hook-up now being classified as rape, who knows what the girl’s experience was? It’s a shame, because stuff like that dilutes real victims’ real rapes, just like affirmative action dilutes any minority’s honestly earned Ivy League degree in the minds of many. Mine included.

  11. Today, though, I’m continuing my new garden project. I unloaded three yard of compost. One more load (yard and a half per) may do it.

    Remember, don’t tell pat. He thinks it’s all going to be grass.

  12. She’s very pretty and those look real.

    Judges?

  13. She does have enough body fat that they could be real.

  14. Morning, children.

    I’ve got to drive to Santa Fe to look at a lathe.

  15. Omg, it just came to me. My new garden needs a birch .

    gENUis !!!!!

  16. Lapeer mi tree farms

  17. Need to find one right now

  18. Real. No question.

  19. They grow fast.

    We dug up a sprout and relocated it to the front yard a few years ago. It’s at least 20′ tall now.

  20. Need a name for this:

    1 oz bourbon
    .5 oz elderflower liqueur
    Watermelon
    Champagne
    Squeeze o’ lemon

    I was thinking…your mom.

  21. http://www.jbs.org/local-chapters

    carin does this help?

  22. “…your moms” old flower

  23. MJ, a Charlotte Skirt Chaser

  24. Far be it from me to say (but I will), a site like the one she is on will likely encourage her to wallow in the “rape nightmare” rather than help her heal and go on with life. In as normal a manner as possible after a rape-rape. If it was.
    ——————————
    I almost posted something about this yesterday…a guy asked (on reddit) if he was raped because his girlfriend got him off when he asked her to stop.

    Basically she finished on top and he wanted to switch positions.

    It was agreed that this was rape.

    We are doomed.

  25. Yay, Dave! (Trigger warning on the pic, though)

    http://www.nationalreview.com/slideshows/380732?slide=11

  26. Skirt Chaster is good. I like that one.

  27. MJ, Waterflower? But Skirt Chaser is better.

  28. Now it’s rape when someone stops when you ask them to. But they got theirs, so it’s so unfair.

  29. Oh, I read “got off him when he asked her to stop”.

  30. Not rape. Just poor decision making about who to fuck

  31. also those boobs are realz

  32. So glad the conference here is over and all the jerks from Boeing-Seattle can go home. You talk about how stupid and backwater my town is and how you dread being moved here? Quit your job and find something else in Seattle, then, jackhole. I don’t want you here, and the job will open up for someone who wants it and won’t complain.

  33. Water flower is good too. Thanks.

  34. There should be a drink called Pigeon Pulp.

  35. Jesus, the local news is reporting on the illegals coming over as a “humanitarian crisis” they sound like that old Sally Struthers feed the children ad.

  36. So, the girl needed just a bit more time to finish cause she was in the zone, and he couldn’t hold it till they reached his preferred position…hell, he wanted to change positions, is all, not stop the whole thing.

    Her offense is that she didn’t change positions instantly when he demanded it. Just hang on there, Sparky, (if you can), and she’ll get to what you want.

    “RAAAAPE!!!11!!”

    Guy like that should be thanking his lucky stars he’s getting any at all.

  37. They grow fast.

    We dug up a sprout and relocated it to the front yard a few years ago. It’s at least 20′ tall now.

    OH I WANT ONE SO BADLY

  38. That man is sick, because being the victim of a violent rape brought him to orgasm. He’s one of them masochist types and therefore a prevert.

  39. Submit this as one of your drink videos.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZCsVC2aUG4

  40. I’m going to work tonight . Then all day tomorrow. And then again on Sunday.

    Me too! We’re TWINS!!

  41. The real humanitarian crisis is when all the diseases these morons are bringing to us starts hitting the general population

    Of course they’ll get free shit forever thanks to our welfare state

  42. Apparently male rape is the new thing. 1 in 6 college men report being raped.

  43. SQUUUEEEEELLLL111!!!!111

    We’re going to have the best weekend ever. no tiring night’s out. Staying up waaaay to late chatting with friends.

    no. working all weekend is definitely the best plan ever.

  44. OH I so misread that.

    That doesn’t seem rapey to me.

  45. You should send your kids into the woods with a shovel.
    They can find you a baby birch.

  46. She looks warm and inviting.

    Plans for the weekend include practice, the gym, and dancing on Saturday. Church on Sunday. I may also have to work to make up some hours.

  47. And, we’ll both be entering the work weekend pre-exhausted! AWESOME!!

  48. We had a guy leave and go to Boeing just to move home to Washington.

    Heh.

  49. 1 in 6 college men report being raped.

    By the standards of today, I was raped twice right after my divorce.

  50. By the standards of today, I was raped twice right after my divorce.

    Court doesn’t count.

  51. Leon, they’re union members getting paid six figures. Life is so freaking tough for them, boo hoo. I’ll give you three guesses as to who they voted for in the last election.

  52. No no, I made out well in court.

    This was rape-rape. I regretted it both times.

  53. Yeah Carin, I found our birch as a small seedling in my garden some years back. At first it looked ridiculous planted in our front yard. It was this tiny little sprig sticking out of a circle of mulch. The bark didn’t turn white until like the third or fourth year, IIRC.

  54. I missed this:

    You talk about how stupid and backwater my town is and how you dread being moved here?

    Sincerely??? That’s just bad manners.

  55. Want to hear something weird? Of course you do.

    I was in an elevator with a moderator for Roamy’s conference in Chicago. I asked him what he was moderating and he told me a panel on the ISS.

    I then looked at GND and mentioned Roamy, wondering if she was there, thinking, ‘nah.’

    Then Roamy called me after spotting me.

    But I was at dinner and she had to leave the next day. Boo!

    What are the chances.

  56. Awwww, I missed meeting GND, too? Dang!

  57. Where did you see me, anyway?

  58. The walkway on the south side of the hotel that went past the bar and the coffee shop. You had that intent look like you were on a mission.

  59. I always look like that.

  60. Or it could have been the food poisoning. That was awful, yet hilarious.

  61. I always look like that.

    Nuh-unh.

  62. Sure could go for some fish sticks right now.

  63. *snicker*

    with those narrow hips, that girl couldn’t have more than 6 or 7 children…

  64. Gonna be a lucky man to put a bun in that oven.

  65. >> Yay, Dave! (Trigger warning on the pic, though)

    Hah. Missed that. I think I had better ones though.

    Can’t remember.

    *smushes a banana on my desk while people at work stare*

  66. “banana”

  67. Gross.

  68. http://michaelscomments.wordpress.com/2014/06/25/west-side-story/#comment-256367

    Please go here and tell me if you think this bassline has been ripped off.

  69. http://blog.syracuse.com/sports/2012/01/utah_high_school_cougars_offensive_team_name.html

    Does this mean Cyn no longer has to perform mascot duty on Friday nights?

  70. I just made 6 lbs of roast beef.

    Before noon!

  71. Looks like Michael invented a candy.

    NSFW (but apparently safe for Japanese TV)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73lueEtB0hs&feature=youtu.be&t=14s

  72. You should send your kids into the woods with a shovel.
    They can find you a baby birch.

    If only. I don’t really have any of ’em around me. I do have white pines, though. I’m going to move some of those, but not right now.

  73. And, we’ll both be entering the work weekend pre-exhausted! AWESOME!!

    Well, that’s my own fault.

    Another load of compost unloaded. I think I may have enough now. I spread most of it, but I still have a bit more in piles.

  74. It’s just really close.

  75. 1 in 6 college men report being raped.

    Why haven’t I been raped? I feel left out. Everyone’s doing it.

    On the other hand, maybe necrophilia just isn’t trendy yet.

  76. It’s the Hello Kitty coffin. Gals like the Bad Boys That Are Dead™.

  77. But that doesn’t explain the metros that keep getting raped on MJs site.

    Hmmmm…….

  78. This morning I raped the toothbrush. I squirted all over its head and forced it into my mouth.

    Or maybe the toothbrush raped me. There’s so much rape everywhere I can’t tell where it isn’t any longer.

  79. Pretty soon girls are gonna wonder why they can’t get laid anymore.

    It’ll be a puzzler.

  80. George “On the other hand” is your solution. You can just rape yourself. I will have to tell my wife that getting divorced is the only way I may ever get raped again…I’m sure that will go over well.

  81. Went downstairs to get the mail.

    Raped twice.

  82. What does it take to get raped around here?

  83. Must of the raped guys I know, were raped by dudes. I think if the “Real” rape numbers from the military were investigated, there’d be a lot of same sex assaults.

  84. So glad the conference here is over and all the jerks from Boeing-Seattle can go home. You talk about how stupid and backwater my town is and how you dread being moved here? Quit your job and find something else in Seattle, then, jackhole.

    Oh, they’ll move right in and vote for people to turn your town into Seattle. $20 minimum wage for illegals with scabies.

  85. I think if the “Real” rape numbers from the military were investigated, there’d be a lot of same sex assaults.

    Shhh, don’t ask because they won’t tell.

  86. When I put on a glove it isn’t just rape, it’s rape times five. Five fingers into five holes.

    To be fair, four and a half. You only get one knuckle deep with a thumb.

  87. To be fair, four and a half. You only get one knuckle deep with a thumb.

    It’s still rape. Don’t try to candy coat it.

  88. Carin, I always try to tell myself to not knock myself out on Fridays.

    There’s always things I haven’t gotten done yet from the week so I run myself ragged, and then I have to go in to work Friday night tired. It’s dumb but it happens almost every week.

    Today I’m going to try to take a nap. Right after I make potato salad and do laundry.

  89. Pretty soon girls are gonna wonder why they can’t get laid anymore.

    Yes, that will certainly teach those women a lesson.

  90. “Sometimes I’m supposed to be politic about how I say things, but I’m finding lately I just want to say what’s on my mind,” Obama said in a speech Friday in Minneapolis. […]

    He also offered congressional Republicans an opportunity to work with him on immigration reform. “You’re mad at me for a broken immigration system? Let’s hold hands” and make progress, he said, before moving to dismiss that possibility.

    I’m pretty sure holding hands leads to rape.

  91. Must of the raped guys I know, were raped by dudes. I think if the “Real” rape numbers from the military were investigated, there’d be a lot of same sex assaults.

    We’re supposed to pretend that isn’t the case.

    Because all heterosexual men are bad, m’kay?

  92. Pretty soon girls are gonna wonder why they can’t get laid a man to commit to them anymore.

    Better.

  93. http://www.nationalreview.com/article/381239/victimization-nation-j-delgado

    Holy crap. So the maimed-girl-told-to-leave-KFC story is likely a hoax. What a nation of scumbags, using this girl’s misfortune to play lucrative victim. Nauseating.

  94. Girls are going to smell like tacos and fish sticks.

  95. Tacos? Pork or fish?

  96. >>MJ on June 27, 2014 at 12:06 pm
    >>Went downstairs to get the mail.

    >>Raped twice.

    Let me guess. Cable bill and tax bill.

    Amirite?

  97. >> Please go here and tell me if you think this bassline has been ripped off.

    That’s not the same break between the two chords, the second one is higher than in the New Young Pony Club tune. The effects are real close though

  98. I don’t know what the notes are, but a comparison would be

    I can Give You What You Want, a C to an F

    Dangerous, a C to a G

  99. Let me guess. Cable bill and tax bill.
    —————————-
    Cable bill. How cute.

  100. There’s always things I haven’t gotten done yet from the week so I run myself ragged, and then I have to go in to work Friday night tired. It’s dumb but it happens almost every week.

    Today I’m going to try to take a nap. Right after I make potato salad and do laundry.

    Sounds like a fine plan. I haven’t done that much.

    weeded veggie garden
    harvested spinach and kale
    pruned tomato plants
    Laundry
    cleaned kitchen
    ran to kohls (30% discount coupon ends) to get more glasses, two little rugs for the doors
    Got another load of compost and unloaded it.
    Spread
    Ran two home depot, got three bags of pepples for the path (spread that) and found RIVER BIRCH 50% !!!!!
    Now I’m expanding the garden a bit.

    No. I’ll fine fiiinnne tonight at work.

  101. to

  102. I have to expand the garden while Pat is at work so he doesn’t notice.

    TIME’S A-WASTING.

    But it’s getting hot outside, and I think i’m getting a bit of a sunburn.

  103. I’m gonna find something to cover up with and just fiddle outside for a bit. Nothing strenuous.

    And, you’ll notice I didn’t work out today.

    It’s practically a lazy day.

  104. I have a decent tan going.

  105. Spread
    ———–
    Gross

  106. Hahahahaha.

  107. Still the best H2 gif ever.

  108. It’s wierd, because I’m supposed to be getting ready for work, but I really just want to take a nap.

  109. Flying in 4 hours. Just enough time for some ribs and then the security at IAD.

  110. No steakhouse, leon?

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    I wanted you to go for the John Candy Old 96er record.

  111. weird

    /HS

  112. Cyn … one Hotspur is enough.

  113. Not enough time to do it justice.

    If my flight had arrived on time on Wednesday, that would have worked.

  114. Come to Columbus and I’ll take you to a Brazilian Steakhouse, Leon. Mrs. Pupster and the Pupster Boys have been wanting to go back.

  115. Bing says that’s a 3 hour drive.

    Maybe.

  116. Okay, time to head to Famous Dave’s*.

    *not to be confused with Dave in Texas

  117. Famous Daves? I thought you were getting BBQ, or ribs?

  118. One HS is never enough! Not when he makes the best Caipirinhas

  119. I will be in Detroit in August. Prepare yourselves.

  120. hotel room for TiTS…. booked!

  121. You’d better prepare yourself, MJ.

    But nice hotel you’re headed to: http://static.flickr.com/100/297373423_e403f1ddfe.jpg

  122. Woo Hoo Wiser!

  123. I wish I could meat up. Stupid work.

  124. You should quit Jay.

  125. There’s gonna be shirts… *waggles eyebrows*

  126. I wish I could meat up. Stupid work.

    It’s been so long since I’ve had a vacation of more than two days, I decided.. screw work. I may not remember much of this meat-up, but I guarantee I’m going to enjoy it.

  127. so, you got anything fun planned for us, Cyn?

  128. I’m rather T.O’d Jay. I was looking forward to seeing you. Should I speak w a supervisor at the pencil factory?

  129. I wish I could meat up. Stupid work.

  130. Big project due, so I’m not going anywhere until October.

    Many apologies.

  131. so, you got anything fun planned for us, Cyn?

    Are you ready for this!!!?! … Hold onto your hats now!!!!….

    Basket Weaving and Thumb Twiddling (beginners and advanced)!!!

  132. Comment by wiserbud on June 27, 2014 4:30 pm

    so, you got anything fun planned for us, Cyn?

    If we don’t end up carried out of the strip club by the cops, she’s gonna commit seppuku to atone for her failure.

  133. This is what the POL page would look like if every hostage sent a real picture of themselves:

    http://tinyurl.com/nk5f4xf

    Basket Weaving and Thumb Twiddling (beginners and advanced)!!!

    I am so going to enjoy sleeping all weekend.

    *places towel against bottom of door, just in case…

  134. If we don’t end up carried out of the strip club by the cops, she’s gonna commit seppuku to atone for her failure.

    MOMMM!!! ALEX HAS HACKED INTO MY DIARY AGAIN!!

  135. Many apologies.

    We will require bacon as atonement for your sins.

  136. I wish I had more time to plan up something extra speshul, but I really loved Lauraw’s idea of just being together w/out too much rushing around.

    Fri – gather and eat and drink
    Sat Lunch – gather and eat and drink
    Sat Afternoon – nap/pool/wander/free time/go your own way
    Sat Dinner – gather and eat and drink
    Sun Breffist – review the photos of wiser hanging from trees with vodka bottles in his hands

  137. *places towel against bottom of door, just in case…

    Like that’s gonna stop me and my minions. Pffft.

  138. no go-kart racing?

    :(

  139. Like that’s gonna stop me and my minions. Pffft.

    I just don’t want any light to escape, signaling that I may be awake….

  140. Nope – no go-kart racing. But I’m sure I could find a helmet if you wanted.

  141. already got one:

    http://tinyurl.com/njmxchl

  142. *places towel against bottom of door

    I used to do that in college.

  143. UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE.

    Goddam Verizon insists I sign up online to resolve an issue with the land line. So I register. Click on the confirmation email, and the fucking account says the information I entered doesn’t match their records.

    I CUT AND PASTED IT FROM THE CONFIRMATION EMAIL.

  144. http://is.gd/helmetbud

  145. PupS:
    1. CUUUUUUUte!
    2. Creepy as fuck!
    http://is.gd/78MqoQ

  146. I tell most companies that I don’t have internet or email. Fun to watch heads essplode in disbelief.

  147. Well, I want to be able to do stuff online, rather than waiting for 45 fucking minutes on hold after an automated phone tree interrogation.

    Seriously, I’m ready to burn down the fucking house because of the fucked up phone system.

  148. Seems like an emergency.

    You should call 911.

  149. Old Skool/Channeling Rosetta

  150. C’mere, Cyn

    http://tinyurl.com/nm5d6cy

  151. You may find this helpful

  152. Rawr

  153. Tally ho, poofterz.

  154. Top of the afternoon to you, head fluff master.

  155. What the hell is head fluff?

  156. UNLV Student Body President Elias Benjelloun agreed and weighed in on Clinton’s controversial speaking fee. “We’re excited that Hillary Clinton would come to the university to fundraise on behalf of our university. We’re excited anyone wants to come to UNLV and fundraise on our behalf. When we heard $225,000, we weren’t so thrilled…We’d hope that Hillary Clinton…returns part or whole of the amount she receives for speaking,” he said.

    Makes me wonder why you were excited to have her in the first place, Elias. You seem to forget royalty demands tribute.

  157. Fluff head??

  158. gather and eat and drink

    Worked for me, except we also shoot guns.

  159. We’d hope that Hillary Clinton…returns part or whole of the amount she receives for speaking,” he said.

    That’s terrible. She hardly has two nickels to rub together, and I hear some Swiss dudes are looking to break her husband’s legs over some bad checks he wrote.

  160. Michael! Happy Birthday buddy!!

  161. There’s a nice shooty range north of where we’re meeting in Scottsdale; Andy and Tushar expressed an interest.

  162. Tushar became a gun nut about .0005 seconds after he pulled a trigger the first time.

  163. Are you coming to TITS, Michael?

  164. I think you all better take this test.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/10891810/Quiz-Are-you-a-spornosexual.html

  165. Is Michael gonna be there?

    If so, who has his pacifier?

  166. If so, who has his pacifier?

    *howls with laugher*

  167. >>>Wiserbud and Rosetta visit the beach.

    I honestly cannot tell you just how many ways you are wrong here…..

  168. >>>Tushar became a gun nut about .0005 seconds after he pulled a trigger the first time.

    Reminds me of when I learned I was heterosexual….

  169. …yes, go on…

  170. Damn. It’s bad enough being dead, but then someone goes and kills you.

  171. Reminds me of when I learned I was heterosexual….

    You realized it .0005 seconds after the dick went in your mouth?

  172. It worries me that wiser had to learn it.

  173. MOMMMM!!! George is getting his news from overseas again!!1!

  174. I thought that said “sponsorsexual.” Which would be weird.

  175. Those dudes are ugly broads.

  176. I thought that said “sponsorsexual.”

    Today’s vulgarity and sexual innuendo is brought to you by George’s Adult Emporium. Free shipping on orders over $49 and always delivered in plain brown paper.

  177. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on June 27, 2014 7:38 pm

    Those dudes are ugly broads.

    They usually are.

  178. Those dudes are ugly broads.

    I think leon’s ears just perked up.

  179. Going on record to say I luv Beasn.

  180. Are you coming to TITS, Michael?

    No, much as I would love to. I have a conflict that will almost certainly not clear up by then

  181. Dude, a penicillin shot will clear it up in less than a month, if you stay home.

  182. Speaking of leon and dudes who are ugly broads, I should probably wait until MMM to link this…

    http://tinyurl.com/lhoy3mq

  183. I’m sad to learn this, Michael, but I hope that your conflict *cough*STD*cough* is resolved soon.

  184. Le Tigre, Le Inbox.
    *pushes Hotspurn into Batman, points at Sean.

  185. In Soviet Russia, Cat comes to you!

  186. Way ahead of ya, Chumps – you check you hotbox!

  187. Shit. That joke works better when you include the link!

  188. Some of the comments were hilarity the YT linky. Ha!

  189. What’s going on?

  190. I kicked all kinds of ass today.

  191. Cool. Anyone we know?

  192. Hotspurt, I left a 1975 Newsweek article on global cooling for your little friends.

    http://www.denisdutton.com/cooling_world.htm

  193. What’s going on?

    Picket lines. And picket signs.

  194. Hahahahaha

    That was great fun, Beasn. You da best.

  195. Speaking of leon and dudes who are ugly broads, I should probably wait until MMM to link this…
    http://tinyurl.com/lhoy3mq

    I don’t need to be an obstetrician to declare that the author of that article I was born having a spinal cord with an asshole at both ends.

  196. One too many letter I’s in my last comment.

    I don’t need to be an obstetrician to declare that the author of that article was born having a spinal cord with an asshole at both ends.

  197. One too many letter I’s in my last comment.

    Whew. I was worried that maybe you forgot to insert the word “as” between “that” and “the.”

  198. Whew. I was worried that maybe you forgot to insert the word “as” between “that” and “the.”

    Well, on the other hand some might opine I’m an asshole both coming and going.

  199. I thought you were an Obama speechwriter.

  200. Waiting for Penelope outside the Walmart. Skin tight low rider pants on chubby chick’s aren’t a good look. Especially if they need to shave their backs.

  201. So a while back, my dad asked me to do something for him that was of the OMG MOST URGENT PRIORITY EVAH!!!!!!!

    So I did it, and sent him a link so that he could take care of things on his end.

    This morning, I get a phone call from him telling me that he called the number on the e-mail, followed the instructions, and was told that the information had expired, and he couldn’t make changes because he wasn’t authorized on our account (it had to do with cell phones and “unlock” codes).

    I go back in my e-mails and find out that the OMGMUPE issue was 6 weeks ago.

    And he’s just getting around to taking care of it today.

    I love the man, but he still doesn’t understand why everyone takes their own sweet time to get back to him on his OMGMUPE stuff…..

  202. Home again, and it smells funny.

    What the heck did she cook while I was gone?

  203. Cabbage and elderberries.

  204. Check the yard for concrete slabs.

  205. Hobo.

  206. Mr. TiFW’s uncle, brother and BIL’s girlfriend are all at the Rangers game tonight. The Rangers are coming off of an 8-game losing streak, but right now they lead 6-2.

    Of course, it’s the top of the 7th, so there’s still time for them to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory….

  207. Fava beans and a nice Chianti.

  208. So a while back, my dad asked me to do something for him that was of the OMG MOST URGENT PRIORITY EVAH!!!!!!!

    So I did it, and sent him a link so that he could take care of things on his end.

    This morning, I get a phone call from him telling me that he called the number on the e-mail, followed the instructions, and was told that the information had expired, and he couldn’t make changes because he wasn’t authorized on our account (it had to do with cell phones and “unlock” codes).

    I go back in my e-mails and find out that the OMGMUPE issue was 6 weeks ago.

    And he’s just getting around to taking care of it today.

    I love the man, but he still doesn’t understand why everyone takes their own sweet time to get back to him on his OMGMUPE stuff…..
    —————–
    Really?

  209. So a while back, my dad asked me to do something for him that was of the OMG MOST URGENT PRIORITY EVAH!!!!!!!
    So I did it, and sent him a link so that he could take care of things on his end.
    This morning, I get a phone call from him telling me that he called the number on the e-mail, followed the instructions, and was told that the information had expired, and he couldn’t make changes because he wasn’t authorized on our account (it had to do with cell phones and “unlock” codes).
    I go back in my e-mails and find out that the OMGMUPE issue was 6 weeks ago.
    And he’s just getting around to taking care of it today.
    I love the man, but he still doesn’t understand why everyone takes their own sweet time to get back to him on his OMGMUPE stuff…..

    ———
    Say that again?

  210. Turds.

  211. So, I am drinking a Japanese single malt called Yamazaki.
    Those slitty eyed gooks sure know how to whip up a good drink.

  212. I think she cooked some weird kind of Campbell’s messican soup.

  213. I’ve been babysitting for several days now. I’m quite sure that pro nannys are well medicated and underpaid at twice the price.

    Who’s going to the liquor store? I need quite a few things.

  214. My eldest kid sis is here with her 19 yo daughter and her bf, my youngest kid is here with her puppy and the 3 year old beagle she is babysitting for her neighbor,, who is sweet as hell.

    And there is much chaos. I still wait for the next cat 5 hurricane to be named after my sis. Not saying that mean. Saying that how she is, a force to be reckoned with.

  215. Keep your racial slurs straight–Japanese people aren’t gooks, Tush. I mean, really, how would you like it if some Nip were to refer to you as a “Sand Nigger”?

  216. I denounce myself, by the way.

  217. My bad. Gooks are Koreans, right?

    All them yellow skinned flat nosed little bastards look the same to me.

  218. Conversation with attorney’s office today:

    -“Hi, I’d like to make an appointment with Carl”
    -“He’s not here next week, would you like to see his partner, Shelly?”
    -“No, I don’t like her bio on the website, I’ll wait for Carl”
    -“Why don’t you like Shelly’s bio?!”
    -“It says that she’s a big environmentalist and from that I can concur that she believes in global warming and that means that she is gullible and not very bright.”
    -“Oh, erm, okay, how’s Tuesday the 8th with Carl?”

  219. *whacks Tushar with the Ethnic Sensitivity Stick*

  220. You should put Frozen on, Dave. Rosetta told me that it’s a very tranquil and uplifting story that can be enjoyed by anyone. It’s on at my house incidentally and I can attest that it is FULL of songs.

  221. I mean, really, how would you like it if some Nip were to refer to you as a “Sand Nigger”?

    I’m okay with “limey bastard” and “worm vittles.” But I draw the line at “repentant Stalinist.”

  222. Wow, Lippy. Way to play ball.

  223. Heh, Lippy, good for you. I had a nice moment for someone else’s ego-deflating earlier in the week.
    Ph.D: “(urgent selling of company product by badmouthing another design)”
    Roamy: “That’s comparing apples and oranges. (followed by explanation of why)”
    Ph.D, sneeringly: “And just how many tests have you run on (accepted design)?”
    Roamy: “About 800.”
    “Oh.”

  224. I have been harrassing y’all with links from the LGBTQPIAwtf community for a few days now.
    I am finding great amusement in all that stuff.

    Instead of getting bothered by all this, I think we should see the great opportunity in all this. Make the liberals live up to their theory of social justice. Force Harry Reid to vacate his seat to make room for a woman. Make Nancy Pelosi resign and support a lesbian minority leader. Make Charlie Rangel make way for a black woman. Make Elena kagan resign so that a tranny can be a supreme court judge.
    Goad them on as they tear each other apart.

    Here is my favourite link of all times

    You know you have reached the end of the social justice line when you find yourself rooting for the clean cut, vest and hat wearing dyke lesbian.

  225. Did anybody just stare blankly when anybody else tried to pull the “Don’t you know who I am?” card today?

  226. >>Comment by Sean M. on June 27, 2014 10:57 pm
    >>Did anybody just stare blankly when anybody else tried to pull the “Don’t you know who I am?” card today?

    Well. Do you?

  227. blerg

  228. Nah Chumpy these are all adults in their young 20s. Cept for my sis who’s 53. HAHAHAHAHAHA.. oh fuck wait.

  229. You left work early again?

  230. Tushar, those people are pure nuts.

  231. 53 is old, until next year.

  232. SO one kid sis who is younger than me by 13 months (sheesh dad), her daughter, daughter’s BF, youngest kid, youngest’s kid’s flopsy puppy, with her neighbor’s beagle pup that she’s babysitting (reciprocal yo, make dog connections), and Moses.

    It’s insane here right now.

  233. Holy Crap Tushar, my ears are bleeding from the high pitched noise coming out of the LGBTZZT whatever people on that vid. I couldn’t hack it and am suing you for a lack of a mile high trigger warning.

    Carl, not Shelly, will be handling the case.

    Is there a happy ending or does it fizzle out?

    And way to go, Roamy, that must have been satisfying.

  234. Lipstick, no happy ending. Just pointless bickering.

    I think the fat topless womyn would make a perfect senator from California. Babs Boxer should retire and nominate that…creature

  235. Tushar can’t trick me into clicking those.

  236. i lasted 1:44. Every one is VERY intelligent these days. What ever happened to “celebrate diversity”? oh well.

  237. >> 53 is old until next year

    I’m feelin ya. 55 in Sept for me

  238. I made it all of 9 seconds.

    *waits for first place participation ribbon*

  239. *hoists drink up high at Roams and Lips*

    Well done, ladies; well done.

  240. I wanted to click. I’m awfully used to clinking links with “lesbian” in them.

    But I didn’t.

  241. ~hi guys~

  242. Sam’s Club has a FIFA roadshow. Soccer balls and jerseys. No USA. Not one. Balls or jerseys. Mexico, Brazil, Portugal, and some other shithole. Yay roadshow Buyers!!!!

  243. Kill me now.

    Our old home warranty company decided to close up shop.

    And didn’t bother to tell us.

    So we just signed with another company. But that coverage doesn’t start until 15 July.

    Guess who’s central air just died?

  244. XB, are you in competition with me with “WTF will go wrong next?”

  245. BTW, in addition to water heater, dishwasher, sick dog, credit card hack, me ignoring my health and pissing Dan off, we now have problems with our 16 year old washing machine. Kill me NAO!!!!

  246. You gotta be shitting me X!! Thats a Mo F’er. get the swamp coolers out of the garage.

  247. Portable AC at Costco. Return them when your central air comes back. Costco takes “EVERYTHING” back. They’re not losers like Sam’s Club/

  248. Guess who’s central air just died?

    I dunno, whose?

    (Unless you were talking about Dr. Who. Or Cindy Lou Who.)

  249. No swamp coolers. I’ve got a portable AC in my room. And I think the AC problem is a fairly cheap fix, if I can just get a repair guy out here.

  250. I always wanted to be Cindy Lou Who or Cindy Brady. Or Roberto Clemente.

  251. Sorry, Sean Hotspur.

    Hard to think grammatically when you’re melting.

  252. Roberto, pssst, don’t get on that plane.

    I’m exhausted, goodnight yinzes

  253. G’night, Lippy! Mwah!

  254. collects molten XBrad in a cubicle, dunks in water.

  255. crucible

    *cusses*

  256. Swamp cooler left on for the wieners. Yay. Skunk spray coming through the vents from who knows where? AUGH!!!! Stupid, Pepe!

  257. She seems nice

  258. G’night guys. Time to apply wiener compress.

  259. Bye Osita.

  260. Dizzy in the derp and I’m feeling blue
    The things you’ve said, well, maybe they’re true
    I’m gettin’ funny dreams again and again
    I know what it means, but
    Can’t explain


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