So, apparently a bunch of smelly foreigners and several of our less talented athletes have gathered down in some third-world hellhole for some bullshit soccer tournament called the World Cup. Which is so ridiculously backward and stupid that it doesn’t even include an actual, you know, cup.
Unlike the Stanley Cup, you can’t drink anything out of this piece of shit.
This completely boring and worthless spectacle rolls around every four years, accompanied by articles like this one about how we as Americans should love soccer. I’ll let Hank Hill explain why that’s bullshit:
Of course, what’s far more interesting to a misanthrope like myself is that this cavalcade of jackassery also seems to drag death and destruction in its wake, so I’m glad nobody (who matters) in this country takes it seriously.
When someone says “football,” you just know this is what he thinks of.
Anyway, next time someone lectures you about how this ridiculous pinko waste of time is something you should give two shits about, show them this:
Yeah, no thanks.
(Video of sissies flopping around found here.)
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