Big Buckeye Boob Friday

Hello, and welcome to another addition of Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

Your model for today was mislabeled in a photo set at The Chive in 2010, triggering an avalanche of comments and a nationwide boob-hunt. Frenzied searching by smelly fat men in their mom’s basements revealed her to be over 18 and from Columbus, Ohio. Please answer “I-O” when she yells “O-H” to welcome, Miss Lyndsey Caldwell!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

280 Comments

  1. Those are some big boobs.

  2. Proud to be from O-H I-O now!

  3. 1. Who’s the new meat?

    2. What the fuck are you doing up so late, Pupster?

  4. I’m not late. I’m early. Flying to Tennessee by way of Chicago.

  5. Top heavy, but nice.

  6. That last photo puts the maple syrup on my pancakes IYKWIMAITTYD

  7. Too big. She’ll need a wheelbarrow soon.

    Cute face, though. If it weren’t for those ginormous funbags, she’d be really attractive.

  8. Fun fact: Firefox tells me that “ginormous” is a word but “funbags” isn’t.

  9. leon: peeing in perv’s cheerios since 2009.

  10. It’s a talent.

  11. Morning, children.

  12. If those are natural, she should get a reduction. If they aren’t, she should get a psychiatrist.

  13. wakey wakey

  14. Lauraw, your rant the other day about the haphazard approach of your faculty toward the course requirements gave me ptsd (small letters since it wasn’t really that bad). Paula had the same anxiety for the duration of her program. Endless seemingly last minute requirements for documentation, certifications, assignments, etc all slapped together at a whim apparently. She had other shit going on (work, homework, kids, house, making me sandwiches) and their constantly shifting goal posts drove her to rage at the world all too often. My consolation to her was to tell her over and over again to just deal with their bullshit with a smile on her face and when she was done she would forget about it entirely. Which she has.

  15. Today I figured out where blimps get their name.

    Blimp is the noise they make when they crash.

  16. Glad it isn’t just my school, Jimbro.

    Part of the rage factor is that apparently all the work in the School of Nursing is being done by this one secretary who is God.

    If you try to get anywhere with anybody else, they are very shitty to deal with. I mean, just downright unpleasant in mien and attitude. Which is just unbelievable, considering who is paying money to whom.

  17. When they are deflated they are limp bags.

    In 1915 (a) limp got it’s ass kicked by (b) limp.

    Blimp

  18. >> If those are natural, she should get a reduction. If they aren’t, she should get a psychiatrist.

    A tit should not be larger than your head.

  19. She has nice legs.

    * invents tit weights *

  20. she has purty eyes.

  21. Behold ye the Wonders of Silicon

  22. Silicone. Silicon is how we’re seeing said silicone.

  23. workie workie

  24. Larry Correia called John Scalzi a pussy on twitter. As was pointed out in Larry’s comments, this is inaccurate as Scalzi lacks both warmth and depth.

  25. We are off to pick up an estate job.

    Packy packy.

  26. Guess I’ll head to the garden.

  27. “I-O” and wowza!

  28. Guess I’ll head to the garden.

    Don’t do it! You have so much to live for!

  29. >>Don’t do it! You have so much to live for!

    Living is a scam.
    /Scott

  30. Scalzi is a jerk, but the man can write.

    I read and loved many of his works until he opened his mouth. Of course I believe in free speech, I also do not want to hear his opinions so I quit reading his work. Bloviate on Mr Scalzi.
    On the other hand Mr Correia’s work in not my preferred genre but is pretty good

  31. Good morning peeps, happy Friday!
    This girl is going to have back trouble by the time she’s 30. I agree with you lauraw, she needs a reduction, or therapy.

  32. HotBride has been under a great deal of stress lately. (I mean she’s the general manage of a fucking co-op, how couldn’t she be?)

    So she gets home at about ten last night, I’m sitting out on the back deck next to the fire, and she says, “Do we have any weed?”

    That was a fucking FIRST.

  33. I feel like such a square around all you potheads.

  34. One of her employees complained to the HR manager that she was “offended” when HotBride referred to some of the homeless fucks that hang out in the park in front of the co-op as mentally ill people who are off their meds.

    The HR person asked the employee what term she would prefer and the answer was “dispossessed.” HotBride said “Screw that. Get over it.”

    <3

  35. Not having possessions doesn’t mean anyone deprived you of them.

    “Broke” works.

  36. Ba haaa haaa. Dispossessed.

  37. Besides, Hotbride was correct. The majority of homeless folks are mentally ill.

  38. Funny thing is, she never uses the term “homeless.” Whenever it comes up in a board meeting (and it often does) she says “I don’t use that term because I have no idea what their living situation is, and I don’t care. I know what their appearance, smell, and behavior is, and that’s what affects people who might want to shop here.”

    One of the board members (who is black) says “We need more diversity in the co-op.”

    HotBride shoots back “Are we talking more racial diversity, or more cultural diversity? Because I can create more cultural diversity by changing some of the products we sell. But I have no idea how to get black people to shop here.”

    I love to hear her stories.

  39. I told her “Sell lottery tickets.” And she slugged me.

  40. HAHA She’s a pistol. ♥

  41. Carin, that photo you posted on FB is offensive to me.

  42. Good Lord, my head is exploding after reading that.

  43. Scratch-offs would do it.

  44. We should get the “dispossessed” at Hotbride’s store to be “escorts” for the “undocumented alien children” that our “betters” knew would be coming six months before they arrived. @_@

  45. Heh. I working the board at the station, playing Best Of tapes of afternoon host.

    Playing an interview with a guy who wrote a book called “Who Did It First?”, a book about cover songs…

  46. Heh. Teh irony is tasty.

  47. No, these burgers are going to be tasty.

  48. Irony tastes like socks.

  49. I just caught a replay of that arrogant pompous smarmy smug ass face from the IRS who is quite pleased with his lies.

    If I were president I would fire them all.

  50. If you were president, we wouldn’t be in this mess.

  51. Countdown to the weekend…one wrist fracture between me and the door.

  52. Fracturing a wrist is pretty quick, I could be out the door by 2pm.

  53. That would definitely throw off your lifting more than a shoulder tendinitis.

  54. If I was president, Cyn would be on my cabinet

  55. If you don’t use proper wrist fracture technique you can get tendonitis.

  56. * cough *
    staff
    * cough *

  57. I’d have a hard time deciding whether to put Cyn in a binder or on a cabinet.

    I’d need to let my staff decide

  58. Room is ready, see you fine folks later!

  59. Break a leg.

  60. You know he’s going to amputate.

  61. I’m trying really hard not to make any crude jokes about the myriad uses I’d have for a secretary.

  62. He should wear one of these http://tinyurl.com/2er7oed

  63. Cyn’s tell all book after serving the XBrad admin would be “HARD Choices.”

  64. Cyn’s tell all book after serving the XBrad admin would be “HARD Choices.”

    “shotgun in the mouth or razor on the wrists…..”

  65. It’s friday.

    *cries

    this weekend is going to totally suck.

    Remember how I started taking Sunday’s off? For a break. well, I’m scheduled an open to close bartending shift on Sunday.

    So tonight I work at 4
    all day tomorrow
    all day Sunday
    all day Monday.

    Can someone break MY wrist?

  66. I cannot begin to express how livid I am about the absolute hit job the media is pulling on this Scott Walker thing.

    http://xbradtc.com/2014/06/19/anatomy-of-a-smear-campaign/

  67. They don’t have to *prove* anything, they just have to create a false impression that just kind of hangs in the air afterwards.

    It’s an art form, this kind of libel.

  68. I cannot begin to express how livid I am about the absolute hit job the media is pulling on this Scott Walker thing.

    YEah, I was going to discuss that on my show tomorrow, as there has been a lot of back and forth here in CT about us having our “Wisconsin moment”, like that’s a bad thing.

    I’ve been commenting here about it, because one of the “non-partisan” writers there linked an article like the one you discuss, basically smearing Republicans for being partisan for daring to call this bullshit for what it is… bullshit.

    You’ll probably figure out who I am pretty quickly. I don’t start commenting until pretty far down in the thread.

  69. It’s an art form, this kind of libel.

    It is pretty amazing to see just easily these mindless drones are manipulated.

  70. That Koskinen fuck has got to go.

  71. Your comment was pretty fucking stupid, Wiser, but that CThostage dude seemed alright.

  72. What is it with libs and their Koch Brothers obsession? It’s all over the ads in Iowa, too. Ernst is a paid candidate of the Koch Oil Fortune, didjaknow?

    What a stupid line. And its working.

  73. You’ve got some real Comrades in CT, wiser.

    Comrade in the communist sense, of course.

  74. Cruz took the Senate committee apart yesterday with regard to the Kochs. It’s so fucking transparent what the left is doing, but they don’t care. They just repeat the lies and distortions.

    I asked some lefty friends if they’d ever heard of Kermit Gosnell. Wait…..for…..it…..They hadn’t, but they sure know about the evil Kochs.

  75. Hi everybody!

  76. Comment by Car in on June 20, 2014 2:57 pm

    Can someone break MY wrist?
    ===========
    Pretty sure Crossfat will provide an injury soon. If so, hide it until you get to work, then file a workman’s comp claim.

  77. Hi MCPO.

  78. Comrade in the communist sense, of course.

    Well, luckily for them, this state is in perfect shape and only getting better every day, so the proof of the superiority of their ideas is in the pudding.

    hi, mcp.

  79. I hope you all had a wonderful day!

  80. okay, who hacked into mcpo’s system and is commenting under his name?

    Pupster, is that you?

  81. *looks around for a large empty alien pod*

  82. He’s been at the 19th hole since 1:00.

  83. Mmmm, 19th hole. I’ll be there about 12:30 am.

  84. Interesting trivia tidbit: Superman and Khal Drogo went to elementary school together.

    In Norwalk Iowa.

  85. Jason Momoa and Brandon Routh, that is. Not Henry Cavill.

  86. Herro?

  87. >> What is it with libs and their Koch Brothers obsession?

    Pretty simple, make them stop contributing to conservative causes. Shaming them, tying it to their businesses. Board directors and shareholders nervous.

    When I went to AFP-sponsored TXOnline a few weeks ago it was really pretty first class. Good speakers, nice venue.. good food, open bars.

    Cost to attend? $25 bucks. Now even dumb me knows you can’t run something like that on $25 bucks from 300 people. It was seriously underwritten by AFP. Which is seriously underwritten by the Kochs.

  88. So, one guess who found a black widow spider inside the house today.

  89. Your mom?

  90. I shoulda gone to TXOnline. Right Wing Sparkle is still awfully cute.

  91. Drive by — holy smokes those are big ‘uns!!

  92. Greetings, baggers of fun.

  93. Yep, she is. And very sweet

  94. Is she still writing a column or a blog for one of the papers down in TX?

  95. For Houston Chronicle, I believe.

  96. So, by show of hands, who’s been ready for a cocktail since 10:00 am?!

  97. *raises hand*

  98. Hey, b-rad, are you going to teh meat? If so, you planning on flying or driving?

  99. I’m planning on driving.

  100. Wanna carpool? I don’t hardly whine or get carsick on long trips anymore.

  101. Will we have to listen to crappy music on the drive over?

  102. We could listen to whatever. I have satellite radio, if we take my car.

  103. I don’t hardly whine or get carsick on long trips anymore.

    You have my full endorsement and a hardy handshake.

  104. Hey, there’s an Alano Club like five minutes away from the hotel. Sweet.

  105. The good Lord was feeling happy when He made Lyndsey Caldwell.

    Holy Grand Tetons, Batman!!

    That 3rd picture of her looking like she’s getting ready to go out and party…wow…

    If I saw her in that outfit at a bar I would need to vacate the premises immediately. I wonder if there are any pick up lines she hasn’t heard.

    What the hell do you say in the face of that gloriousness?

    “Hello nice lady. My name is Rosetta and I find you physically repulsive. Having said that I would guess that you have an excellent personality and a great sense of humor so if you would like to go out some time and have a great conversation and a few laughs, let me know. Here’s my number.”

    “Get away from me creep.”

    “TAKE YOUR TOP OFF!!!”

    Fin.

    Well done Pup. Well done.

    *throws bone to Pup*

  106. You two boys should rent a Banglar Van to drive over.

  107. Two unmarried dudes driving a rented van across state lines? That’s, like, the least sketchy thing EVAR.

  108. *throws bone to Pup*

    Get a room!

  109. I think you’d be okay so long as it doesn’t say “Free Candy or Hugs or Puppies” on the side.

    Probably.

  110. xBrad & Sean’s Teen Modeling. . .

  111. Hmmm…. just heard an interesting quip-

    If diversity is strength, why is Iraq breaking up?

  112. >> What the hell do you say in the face of that gloriousness?

    A tit should not be larger than Rosetta’s head.

  113. Diversity can be a strength, but only if it’s the right kind of diversity for the job, and only if there is a clear and common goal among the participants.

    If I’m conducting ISR of the enemy, having a diverse set of INTs can help give me a clearer picture than any one INT alone.

    If working on a team project, having a diverse set of capabilities can allow you to focus different skill sets for different aspects of the project.

    If you have a literature class, having a diverse set of backgrounds and life experiences among the students can provide a much more stimulating and educational discussion about interpreting a particular story.

    Iraq is falling apart not because of diversity per se, but because the diverse elements have no common cause to unite them. They hate each other too much.

  114. just got my ted cruz t in the mail –

    gonna piss of the neighbors tomorrow by wearing it ….

    http://unsavoryagents.com/?projects=ted-cruz

  115. Some Argentines, without means, do it
    People say in Boston even beans do it
    Let’s do it, let’s fall in love

    Romantic sponges, they say, do it
    Oysters down in oyster bay do it
    Let’s do it, let’s fall in love. . .

  116. >>A tit should not be larger than Rosetta’s head.

    I don’t think such a thing is even possible.

    (Rosetta has a huuuuge melon is what yt? I’m saying here)

    (Like mutant-sized)

    (Like he was in some kind of accident involving radioactive industrial waste.)

    (Scary huge, like one might find in a Troma flick.)

  117. She can’t golf.

  118. >>Bonus Lindsey

    She seems friendly….

  119. >>>She can’t golf.

    T’were I single, I would enjoy showing her exactly why.

    Repeatedly.

  120. Seriously, for those of you who may be seeing Rosetta’s head for the first time at the PMS, try not to stare.

    It doesn’t bother him, but it gets really uncomfortable for the rest of us who’ve learned to accept him for what is…

    Whatever that might be.

  121. night putting

  122. Most people are shocked by the size of his head, but I’m actually more surprised by how that monstrosity is held up by his scrawny little pencil-neck.

    It’s truly a scientific anomaly.

  123. Did anybody trade anybody else for a player to be named later today?

  124. >>>night putting

    Got me thrown out of college

  125. >>>Did anybody trade anybody else for a player to be named later today?

    Nah.. I took cash

  126. All I was doing was putting. At night.

  127. Re: Rosetta’s head, it’s not so much the size that’s disturbing but more so the shape.

    Have you ever seen Mask?

    It’s kinda like that, except….. weirder……

  128. Evil Mr. Potato Head

    http://tinyurl.com/kqk8v63

  129. What in the actual fuck…

  130. …which one of you assholes ate the last sammich and didn’t bring me the tray to make more?!

  131. tray?

  132. *resets Dave’s winsock*

  133. Imagine this: wrap a marshmallow loosely with fishing line, then put it in a microwave for about a minute.

    Imagine what that would look like before it deflates.

    That’s kinda what Rosetta’s head looks like.

  134. Almost like someone stuck an airhose in a blobfish’s ass

    Sorta like that, except worse.

  135. Like, one of the big marshmallows or one of the ones you put in cocoa?

  136. He’s (a) limp.

  137. The big marshmallow…. with a bunch of the smaller marshmallows randomly stuck to it.

  138. >> *resets Dave’s winsock*

    not that one! it’s .. crunchy

  139. She could still play miniature golf.

  140. Rosetta is the Michelin Man?

  141. not that one! it’s .. crunchy

    HA HA HA HA HA

    Gross

  142. http://tinyurl.com/ovwe57y

  143. Remember Mr.Creosote from Monty Python’s Meaning of Life?

    Imagine a slightly smaller version of that on a neck….

  144. It is amazing that someone like the IRS Commissioner can shave. I doubt, at this point, he casts a reflection.

  145. A friend of mine did SAR over the Gulf back in 84 after a hurricane kicked the shit out of LA and TX. He was looking for survivors/bodies and asked his chief “what am I lookin for?” The chief said “the Michelin man, floating”

  146. http://is.gd/laj5OE

  147. >>>>It is amazing that someone like the IRS Commissioner can shave. I doubt, at this point, he casts a reflection.

    It was Just sooooo fucking AWESOME1!1!1 hearing that arrogant fuck get testy during questioning today, wasn’t it?

    Tar and feathers are too good for that faculty fucktard

  148. I WAS TRYING TO THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS like fluffy clouds

  149. “Faculty” = “scummy”

    Still teaching the kindle how to talk “hostagy”

  150. My head is somewhat enbiggened due to the massive amount of brains in that motherfucker.

    The gigantor amount of brains in my brain pan even pushed out my hair follicles.

    I’m like Lyndsey Caldwell except it’s with brains.

    For real though she could make a million dollars a year charging $100 for 5 minutes of motorboat.

    And that’s just from me.

  151. “even pushed out my hair follicles.”

    It could be syphilis.

  152. >>My head is somewhat enbiggened

    Somewhat?

  153. It was Just sooooo fucking AWESOME1!1!1 hearing that arrogant fuck get testy during questioning today, wasn’t it?

    I liked him huffily telling Paul Ryan, “In all my years at the IRS, I’ve never had anybody tell me they didn’t believe me,” and Ryan jumping in immediately and saying “I DON”T BELIEVE YOU.”

  154. >> It could be syphilis.

    Or prostate cancer.

    You should probably get that checked out.

  155. Trigger comments. I’ve been called “Charlie Brown Head” most of my life. “So I Married an Axe Murderer” was hurtful. Head. Huge. Move.

  156. Sounds like a toomah.

  157. I wonder what it is that makes some guys boob men versus leg men versus ass men.

    I assume it’s based on a sliding IQ scale but I don’t know that for a fact.

    The irony is that I think big boobs reduce a boob man’s IQ to less than 30 while I don’t know leg or ass men experience the same degree of immediate stupidity in the presence of great legs or a great ass.

    Someone should do a study.

  158. Hey MF’ers! Here’s that cool song that the band was playing at your wedding reception right before your Father in Law kicked your cousin’s ass.
    At the country club, remember? Me either.
    http://tinyurl.com/k2oyw2y

  159. Rosetta should sell naming rights to his head.

  160. >>>My head is somewhat enbiggened due to the massive amount of brains in that motherfucker.

    Encephalitis.

  161. >>>I assume it’s based on a sliding IQ scale but I don’t know that for a fact.

    Says the man who introduced us to Kerry Marie…..

  162. “I wonder what it is that makes some guys boob men versus leg men versus ass men?” The Ghey. See also MMM.

  163. Elephantiatis.

    *also, leg/ass man. Always have been. Always will be in the nursing home*

  164. I had a wedding reception?

    I had a wedding?

    I guess it’s possible.

  165. I actually heard this on the radio this morning

  166. Chumps, I swear, you are very near the top of the list of people’m e I’m look I by forward to seeing again in AZ

  167. Childhood was not easy for Rosetta.

  168. MOM! Tushar is begging me to beat his ass again!

    Tushar’s head is in the form of a misshapen pineapple that has been hit with a shovel and set on fire and then the fire was put out with another shovel with spikes in it.

  169. >>>Rosetta should sell naming rights to his head.

    Naming rights? Sumbitch could rent that fucker out as a billboard….

  170. What are you talking about, Rosie?

    I was a good looking child with a healthy appetite .

  171. Yeah, Holmie! I’m going early and staying late.

    Nice one X! That’s Blunt rolling music right there!

    Tushar. Get the flock Combover!! that is NOT a real picture.
    *prays to cosmic Jeebus that that is not a real picture*

  172. I wonder who would win in a knife fight between Robbie Dupree and Chumpo.

  173. >>>Childhood was not easy for Rosetta

    HAHAHA HAHAHA!!!!!!

    Poor Rosetta’s Mom never walked normally again….

  174. A farmer family has declared the back side of Rosetta’s head as their homestead.

    Rosetta has heard rumors about that, but has no way to verify.

  175. >>Get the flock Combover!!

    Chumps, this is the second time you have made that comment. I honestly have no idea what the hell you mean.

  176. >> Chumps, I swear, you are very near the top of the list of people’m e I’m look I by forward to seeing again in AZ

    I don’t think I have met a more cheerful dude, and that’s not a knock on any other friends. He’s just a giant goofyhead.

    SO Chumpo’s coming, Wiser, you coming?

    There will be funs. And traffic confusion.

  177. Bought my plane tickets yesterday. I’ll be landing around 8pm Friday night

  178. Damn, I need to book flight and hotel.
    That hotel gives rides to/from airport.
    Will we need to rent cars?

  179. Just because you faggots all went on a trip to the rain forest and got captured by the shrunken head people, don’t take it out on me.

    Here’s a picture from the St. Louis Meat:

    .http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8c/Seattle_-_Curiosity_Shop_-_shrunken_heads_02A.jpg

  180. Ho Lee Fuk.

    See you there broseph

  181. I need to book a flight.

    Labor Day weekend, right?

  182. WAIT WHAT TUSHAR TOO?

  183. are there gonna be any girls at this thing?

    asking for a friend

  184. Cars won’t be needed if you’re staying at the disclosed hotel, unless you plan on an excursion or are staying elsewhere. I’ll have my car of course… I should probably clean it.

  185. >>>Ho Lee Fuk.

    Y’all promise not to smoke around me, right?

  186. Labor Day weekend, right?

    Yes, exactly, that’s right. You book it then. Go ahead.

  187. no

  188. 10-4 Labor Day weekend.

  189. Get the flock combover = Get the Fuck out of here. I don’t like to cuss unless I’m bashing Robbie Dupree in the nards with a monster truck.

  190. Got out of work an hour ago and still tired. Might have to take a nap.

  191. Laura it’s 11:12 PM not am

  192. Chumpo, is Robbie Dupree your real dad?

  193. I looked into all kinds of different arrangements ‘re: PMS. I have to be in CA the days prior to th ed meat-up.

    Roundtrip from CT to CA: $400. (Requiring some form of travel to and from AZ)

    Trip going from CT to CA to AZ to CT: $484.

    D’uh

  194. “Got out of work an hour ago and still tired. Might have to take a nap.”

    I doubt your pimp will like that.

  195. Citizens Bank Head.

  196. So what I’m sayin here, is sleep now is *normal*

  197. AUGH!!! I really thought it was Labor Day Wknd. Stupid 9/1 falling on a Monday.

  198. Who’s in charge of inviting chicks? If this is a sausage-fest one of you guys is going to have to wear a dress.

  199. I’ll drive you to AZ but I’m smoking Big Doobies the whole way.

  200. I was born 5 days before Labor Day in 1959.

    JOKE on mom!

  201. Wiser, where in CA do you have to be?

  202. Scott and laura, are either of you rat bastards going to AZ?

  203. I may fly to SoCal just to ride back with Chumpo.

  204. Cynbad, do you have fun stuff planned for us? Please provide an example.

  205. And what’s the head count so far? Count my head twice.

  206. >>>Wiser, where in CA do you have to be?

    San Diego. Can’t leave until Friday afternoon.

    We’ll chat as the day draws closer.

    Gotta work tomorrow. Night, goons

  207. >> And what’s the head count so far? Count my head twice.

    Your head = seven Lyndsey Caldwell tits

  208. I think the count is at 15-ish with several who haven’t yet or cannot accept the gmail invite. When you accept the gmail invite, it will allow you to look at the Calendar to see who else has accepted and is attending. And you can see which turdbutts have declined.

  209. I’ll be in school, so I can’t go. Scott is still deciding.

    Cynbad, do you have fun stuff planned for us?

    Does this giant puffyheaded fucker even EVER check his email?

  210. Everything is gonna work out fine.
    *me,Cyn,HexBrad,Double 0 Sean,Wiser one car*
    Yep, no sweat.

  211. Looks like b-rad and I will be driving out there.

  212. Scratch that… 18

  213. Nighty dreams, wiserbuns.

  214. I’ll be driving out.

    12 hours from the Springs to Tempe. You fuckers better be worth it.

  215. Cynbad, do you have fun stuff planned for us?

    Does this giant puffyheaded fucker even EVER check his email?

    Ha Ha I know right?!

  216. Lipstick can ride wit us too!

  217. >> I’ll be in school, so I can’t go

    Remember when we skipped classes to go smoke?

    I don’t mean me and you I was speaking empirically.

  218. Drag race?
    http://tinyurl.com/oqlrzak

  219. CoLex, the drive out to Tempe is easy. It’s always the drive home that sucks.

  220. I don’t think there’s school on Labor Day weekend

  221. I has a sad ’cause I’ll miss the fun. :-(

  222. +11 David In The State of Texas.
    See ya there Hump.

  223. It’s AT&T Puffyhead.

  224. Darn it all you peeps who can’t make it… :(

  225. I wish, Chumpo. Not possible, honey sweetness.

  226. It’s always the drive home that sucks.

    Just spitballin’ here, but have you ever tried it without a hangover?

  227. Forget it Jake, it’s Chinatown

  228. Just spitballin’ here, but have you ever tried it without a hangover?

    Hunh. You can do that?

  229. I just checked my gmail you cocks. It seems I have been sent a photo of Cyn completely nude. Hold on…

  230. Just spitballin’ here, but have you ever tried it without a hangover?

    I’m not usually hung over when I leave Cyn’s.

    I’m usually still drunk.

  231. RATTTPOISON!!!

    Ok LW. Send Scott.

  232. I’ll let you ride in the back for the first leg of the ride home.

  233. heh.
    Leg ryder.

  234. Sadly it was a picture of Cyn completely nude. Gross.

    I have yet to book my travel and lodging but I will be in attendance.

    This better not fucking suck, Cyn. I don’t want to have to hurt you.

    I’m going to go watch a movie besides Frozen so G’nite.

    I need to watch a snuff film just to get the songs from Frozen out of my head.

    “Love in an open doooooor!”

    “Gunfire erupts”

  235. It seems I have been sent a photo of Cyn completely nude.

    Funny how they let you type just anything in the subject line of those email thingies. It’s actually a pic of Dave. But you have the meat up info now, so there’s that.

  236. I wonder what it is that makes some guys boob men versus leg men versus ass men.

    When I see big boobs I can only picture their saggy inevitable future.

    When I see a firm hiney I can’t think about the future.

  237. Workie work for me tomorrow… g’night cool kids and Rosetta.

  238. I laugh and laugh and laugh.

    Bye, Prince Risotto. Sleep well.

  239. G’night Fair Lady.

  240. >> It’s actually a pic of Dave.

    Which is pretty fuckin hot, but I told you not to send it to Rosetta cause “triggers” And by triggers I mean..

    ok I don’t want to talk about that

  241. Leon,
    It’s truly sad, when a 36d becomes a 36 long.

    As Joan Rivers once said:
    “I can’t wear those short skirts they have today.
    My nipples would show”…

  242. 730 meeting in the am, night you dorks

  243. DiT, what do I have to do to import your band out to AZ? A bit O’ live entertainment would absolutely rock.

  244. Pfffft. I have a meeting tomorrow at 7 am and I’m working until 11 tonite.

  245. You will need approximately $5K for the 80s band, and $10K for the 70s band

    And with that .. have your people call my people. Dave out.

  246. *calls Dave’s Peeople and asks them to lone us $10k + $5k thousand dollars eleventy farkin band guys*

  247. I’m giving Penny Dreadful one more episode. If the gheyness continues, I’m out. I don’t need Glee with horror trappings.

  248. We’re on a mission from God

  249. I don’t need Glee with horror trappings.

    Wait, Glee isn’t a horror show?

  250. Glee is horror, but it lacks the usual trappings of the genre.

  251. If any of you guys travel through El Paso on the way to the AZ meatup, I ‘ll be glad to drive you over to Juarez where you’ll enjoy the festive shootings and kidnappings

  252. Juarez is on my list of “places to visit if I ever acquire superpowers and under no other circumstances”.

  253. Hardly surprising if you might consider
    Loyalties go to the highest of bidders
    Want my opinion? I’d give you derp to one
    Give me a million, a franchise on fun
    But there are millions who often get nowhere
    There’s just one secret I think you should share

  254. Suicide by cop is horrible for ten reasons but it’s enough of a thing that even my cracker ass has heard about it.

    Something about that however strikes me as lazy and sort of pussy for the person wanting a dirt nap.

    If you want to commit suicide by having someone else kill you, don’t be a douche-bag and force a cop to do it.

    Spend some money and travel to Juarez, Mexico. Rub some cocaine on your face and walk into a bar. Tell the bartender that you are in Juarez to kill the whore who birthed the faggot that sold you the bad batch of cocaine. Then cut off the bartender’s ear.

    When he stops screaming tell him what hotel and room number you’re staying in and tell him that you’ll be back for his other ear the next day.

    That’s a fucking manly way to commit suicide.

  255. wakey wakey 2, electric bugaloo.

  256. I’m 4 hours short on the week. I should work from home this morning.

    Fooey.

  257. Bugaboo.

  258. You should be taller.

  259. I should, but that won’t help my timesheet.

  260. That’s weird, Leon, because I’m going to be at least 4 hours OVER this week. With all my fake doubles.

  261. I had a couple of days when I just couldn’t make myself concentrate on the work stuff for very long. I’m traveling next week, and that might make up for it, but I don’t want to risk having to burn PTO.

  262. I like the header.

    Sorry I missed seeing Phat, MJ, and Jazz this week.

  263. Wow Rosetta
    You just described my last Saturday night

  264. Sitting at work all by myself today listening to this real loud

  265. Actually I did see MJ, but he didn’t see me. Mr. RFH and I were walking through a crowd of people at the hotel, and I thought, “Huh, that guy looks like MJ.”

  266. You’ll have to confirm that he was where you were when you thought you were where he was.

    I cannot write that sentence in any other language, and shouldn’t have written it in English.

  267. MJ is everywhere and nowhere at the same time. If you were at Midway Airport yesterday you may have seen me too.

  268. The IRS commissioner has the same air of eminent punchability as Richard Trumka.

  269. Leon, I did confirm. Just couldn’t get the timing right.

    Pupster, we drove up. I listened to Wiser’s shows while I drove through Indiana.

  270. Was there corn?

    I bet there was corn.

  271. There’s a song with the refrain “there’s more than corn in Indiana”.

    The song is a lie.

  272. >>Mr. RFH and I were walking through a crowd of people at the hotel, and I thought, “Huh, that guy looks like MJ.”

    How could you spot him? Unless he was surrounded by midgets and toddlers?

  273. Like dis…

  274. New Poat


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