New Saturday poat

I think Mr. RFH did this in the craft store the other day.
michaels
Fresh poat!

146 Comments

  1. SPACE PENS!

  2. *also congrats to your Eagle Scout kid*

  3. Great, winds gusting to 50 mph today.

  4. Any news on Obama’s future Taliban trade fodder in Iraq? Did all the Americans make it out before their base of operations was overrun?

  5. Don’t know, TiFW. I do know that my lib friends on FB have gone silent.

  6. The tag and release blurb on the AoS sidebar might explain the wave of gauged ears I’ve seen lately. A bovine eartag would be more attractive.

  7. There’s something gratifying about finding that your childhood friends are on the same medications you are. I guess it means you’re getting old at abt the right pace.

  8. Lot’s of face tattoos as well.

  9. Roamy, I’m an Eagle Scout who barely made it to the finish line due to some kicking and gouging by my dad. My court of honor took place less than a week before I turned 18 . I’m glad he did it now but it sucked at the time. It cut into my dating and beer swilling time.

  10. I stopped at Life Scout. Wish I hadn’t lost my motivation there at the end.

  11. I’m in the same boat PG. Got 95% of the Eagle stuff done then found a girlfriend and bought a car. My mom told me to do it for my dad who was the scoutmaster. My older brother had his and my younger brother was getting close to finishing. I appreciate the significance of my achievement so much more now and it’s good to know I was able to give my parents that gift.

  12. I stopped at joining

  13. I’ll skip Life Scout and go straight to Life Alert,

  14. There should be scouting for seniors.

  15. Hopefully it would include alcohol, tobacco, fireworks and firearms

  16. I believe those are called “militias”.

  17. *earns MILF-Hunter badge*

  18. Heh, Cougar badge

  19. Morning,

    Well, wouldn’t you know it, right on schedule, here come the phoney stories about how the deserter was “tortured”. Any second it will be “how dare you question TFG’s decision to get him back at all costs?! He has suffered enough, don’t punish him any more!”

    (I’ve been out of the loop news-wise the past few days, so it may have already happened.)

  20. *gets in line with Roamie to receive Cougar Badge*

  21. hello

  22. Life at 14. Then 3.5 years of neglect.

  23. We have five 17-year-old boys in the troop Two have made Eagle. One should make it because he just has to finish his project, and his birthday isn’t until March. The other two, well, I have my fingers crossed. Birthdays in December and January, and neither one have even started their projects.

  24. As the honorary nigga in this otherwise all white club, I have to express my general satisfaction with this saturday morning.
    I am happy. Positively jiddy.

  25. Is it necessary to finish before turning 18? What happens if you can’t?

  26. Tushar, if you don’t make Eagle before 18, it’s too late. You’re an adult then, not a boy. They sometimes make exceptions for handicapped and those stationed overseas, but that’s rare.

  27. I was a Sea Scout. We had a similar progression of ranks, with the capstone being “Quartermaster.” If you earn Quartermaster, you can try to earn Eagle Scout, even without being in Boy Scouts.

    When you join, you start out as the equivalent of Tenderfoot. I earned the next rank. I forget what it was, but after that, I didn’t care about advancement. All the leadership positions in the ship were by election. So I focused on that. Worked my way up that way by experience and leadership.

  28. At 18 I had my Kim badge and was working hard on the Heather badge.

  29. Yep. Earning my Schlitz Malt Liquor and Coors badges almost cost me the eagle.

  30. Good morning, badge earners!

    And a big congrats to RocketEagleBoy!

  31. Roamy, friends’ son did the same thing – worked toward Eagle Scout, but there towards the end it took Dad pushing/dragging him over the finish line. Sounds like it’s the same for a lot of young men at that age.

    It’s quite an accomplishment; congrats to RocketBoy for earning it!

  32. I was in Girl Scouts, but by the time I got to my Junior/Senior year, there weren’t enough girls to continue a troop. We’d all discovered boys and parties and driving by that time. Mostly boys.

    Girl Scouts had a “First Class Scout” designation which was similar to an Eagle Scout, but it’s not something most people ever heard about.

  33. All my southern family are so fed up with the politically correct feminist bullshit in Girl Scouts that they’ve switched to American Heritage Girls.

  34. DotW video is up.

    A mini-whisk is involved.

  35. AHG is big at my church. GS is too entangled with birth control and abortion.

    Big plus? Our girls bake their own cookies.

  36. TiFW, here the Girl Scouts have the Gold Award that is equivalent to Eagle. I know two girls that earned it, though I didn’t think much of their service project.

    Leon, Mini-me is in AHG. Not sure if she will stick with it for the Stars and Stripes, but she’s happier than she was in Girl Scouts, and that’s what matters.

  37. Rebecca’s school just started a Girl Scout troop – fortunately, I don’t think we’ll be dealing with the politically correct aspect of the organization.

    I don’t know if they looked into AHG – that might be more along the lines of the school’s (and parents’) philosophy.

  38. Roamy, it looks like the Gold Award is what used to be the First Class Award – apparently they changed the name in 1981 (3 years after I graduated from HS).

    Funny thing – I’m now FB friends with my old Senior High scout leader; it’s been fun catching up on all that’s been going on in our lives!

  39. OMGOMGOMGOMG… TOOOOMMMM HILLLLLL!!!
    SQUEEEEEEE!

  40. Tom Hill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  41. *high fives Cyn

  42. Kill me now.

  43. *listens to Tom and sighs dreamily, imagining him in his bicycle pants with dress shoes again*

  44. Hahahahaha.

    I’d pay money to see Tom Hill run a race. Or compete in a dick eating contest. Either, or.

  45. *gets in line with Roamie to receive Cougar Badge*

    You’ve been bagging cougars? Nice. We’ll have to take a side trip to Scottsdale at the Phx meetup.

  46. I’d pay money to see Tom Hill run a race. Or compete in a dick eating contest. Either, or.

    I thought participation in one implied participation in the other.

  47. We should start our own alternative to the Boy Scouts.

    “Alrighty, jackasses. We’re out here in the woods, it’s cold and wet, and you all need badges. Open your bags. Inside you’ll see a bowie knife, a ball of string, and a fifth of whisky. I’ll be back in a week to pick you up.”

  48. Excuse me, that’s for the cub scouts.

    The boy scouts have to bag two cougars in the wild before they turn 18.

  49. If the BS ever capitulate on the gay scoutmaster thing, I’m certain you’ll see alternatives arise. So far they’ve held firm on that. As I understand it, something like 50% of modern Boy Scouts are LDS, so I’d be very surprised if they do.

  50. YAY TOM HILL

  51. “Alrighty, jackasses. We’re out here in the woods, it’s cold and wet, and you all need badges. Open your bags. Inside you’ll see a bowie knife, a ball of string, and a fifth of whisky. I’ll be back in a week to pick you up.”

    No duct tape? Pffft.

    Amateurs.

  52. Mmmmm… cheesecake…. Stupid Carbs!

  53. “Alrighty, jackasses. We’re out here in the woods, it’s cold and wet, and you all need badges. Open your bags. Inside you’ll see a bowie knife, a ball of string, and a fifth of whisky. I’ll be back in a week to pick you up.”
    —————————————–
    Don’t worry. I won’t need to be picked up.

  54. I seem to have hit a carb plateau – does that mean it’s time to crutch or what?

  55. *makes Cyn a martini*

  56. Just suffer through it. They’ll happen from time to time.

  57. Duct tape is cheating.

  58. As I understand it, something like 50% of modern Boy Scouts are LDS, so I’d be very surprised if they do.

    It’s adorable that you think the rank and file will have any say in it.

  59. Mmmmm martini.

    If I only drink vodkatinis, I’m zero-carb-drunk. Sounds like a plan!

  60. Carb-free
    Resolution for the
    Arizona
    Meat-up
    In
    Tempe

  61. Completely OT (and not that anyone is really going to care), but here is a more recent (grown up) picture of Rebecca:

    http://is.gd/maQWhY

    We can’t ever get her to smile for us, so we were thrilled that someone at her school was able to send us that pic!

  62. It’s adorable that you think the rank and file will have any say in it.

    Money talks. Mormon $$ leaving the organization would end it.

  63. The boy scouts have to bag two cougars in the wild before they turn 18.

    We talking the wild animal? Or the big cat?

  64. Cute kid TiF!

  65. Never heard of American Heritage Girls. There’s 2 troops within 20 miles. I read their mission statement, sounds good.

  66. Just suffer through it. They’ll happen from time to time.

    Dial back to strict zero carbs for a bit?

  67. AHG actually looks closer to what the old GS used to be.

  68. We talking the wild animal? Or the big cat?

    Yes.

    Rawr.

  69. Thanks, Jimbro! She’s growing up so fast – she’ll be 13 next month.

  70. We talking the wild animal? Or the big cat?

    Yes.

  71. She looks lovely, Tif… good camera catch!

  72. The boy scouts have to bag two cougars in the wild before they turn 18.

    Might want to pack fur-lined handcuffs instead of duct tape in the kit – makes ’em positively purr.

    Um…..or so I’ve heard…..

  73. Money talks. Mormon $$ leaving the organization would end it.

    To the left that’s a feature, not a bug.

  74. Um…..or so I’ve heard…..

    *THUD*

  75. Dial back to strict zero carbs for a bit?

    Couldn’t hurt, you might just have loosened up too much too fast.

    To the left that’s a feature, not a bug.

    True, but then we get the alternatives I mentioned. Probably with explicit religious affiliation.

  76. C.R.A.M.I.T in AZ 2014!!!

  77. To the left that’s a feature, not a bug.

    Oh, please – like any of them have kids in either of those organizations to begin with.

    If they have kids at all.

  78. Bwahahahaha!!!

    Roamy: So, do you want a recognition letter from Obama?

    Rocketboy: Do I have to?:

  79. September
    Phoenix
    Arizona
    Meatup

  80. Rocketboy FTW

  81. True, but then we get the alternatives I mentioned. Probably with explicit religious affiliation.

    I can’t wait for the Junior Knights Templar.

  82. Oh, please – like any of them have kids in either of those organizations to begin with.
    If they have kids at all.

    It’s not a matter of them having kids. The very idea of the boy scouts is abhorrent to the radical leftists.

  83. September
    Meat
    Up
    Tempe

  84. Tempe
    In
    The
    Summer

  85. Crackpots
    Unite
    Near
    Tempe

  86. September
    Tempe
    Arizona
    Asshole
    Hostages
    Party

  87. September
    Hostages
    In
    Tempe

  88. HA HA HA

    Xbrad, you may have found your calling.

  89. Weekend
    Hostage
    Organized
    Rambunctious
    Extravaganza

  90. And here comes Alex… good stuff guys! This will be awesome on the tshirts.

  91. Many
    Innocent
    Couples
    Randomly
    Ovulating
    Vividly
    Are
    Gross

  92. arizona
    sun
    shine
    hostages
    attack
    tempe

  93. totally
    wicked
    in
    tempe

  94. Excellent jerb on the show today MJ, and good video. Not sure what you’re doing with the sound, but it’s way better than it used to be.

  95. the
    weekend
    at
    tempe
    will be
    amazing
    fun
    frivolous
    ludicrous and
    exciting

  96. Get-together
    at
    night
    gorging on
    beer
    and
    nourishing
    grub

  97. Eat a bag of pizzles

    http://kxan.com/2014/06/12/beef-penis-swap-spawns-lawsuit-against-local-grocer/

  98. Excellent jerb on the show today MJ, and good video. Not sure what you’re doing with the sound, but it’s way better than it used to be.
    ————————————
    Thanks, doll face.

    Since you’ve been losing weight, there have been a lot of questions about your tits. Still the same? Little less?

  99. Completely Unchanged Mj Fortunately And Cyn is Exstatic.

  100. they’re real and they are spectacular

  101. or Ecstatic.

    Dammit

  102. Visual confirmation?

  103. Flew on a plane with her.

    I saw em and you didn’t.

  104. http://imgur.com/gallery/yTDjagD

    Yum

  105. Completely Unchanged Mj Fortunately And Cyn is Exstatic.

    OK, now I hate you…. :-P
    (not really, darlin’ – just jealous; the first 10 lbs I lose is all boob)

  106. Is motorboat one word or two.

  107. Aww, Teresa, that is such a great picture of Rebecca. She is such a pretty young lady. No more little kid.

  108. Yeah, yeah, I know: pics or it didn’t happen. Pffft.

  109. Is motorboat one word or two.

    Yes

  110. September
    Hostages
    Arizona
    Meat
    Up

  111. Weekend
    Hostages
    Arizona
    Meatup
    !

  112. PMS isn’t good enough for you hose-fornicators?

  113. Shut the fuck up, wiser.

  114. I’m renewed on The List for another five years now, right?

  115. >>>I’m renewed on The List for another five years now, right?

    Once you make the list, are on the list for life.

    Or as much of your life that you have left…. Once you make the list….

    Look, it’s complicated…

    Here… Maybe this will help you understand.

    *turns to brick wall

  116. Shut the fuck up, wiser.
    ————————-
    I’m not sure about this…

    http://is.gd/Dx55eb

  117. Speaking of which, I’m starting to notice a drop-off in listeners ’round these parts.

    Mainly because no one mentioned the cover song I played today.

  118. What are we supposed to be listening to?

  119. I didn’t think I could dislike althouse more…but a comment she made yesterday…

    Walker was asked about gay marriage again and he pretty much said there was nothing he could do about it – he has to follow the law..blah blah..and asked if has ‘evolved’, he said that is not what he said.

    So althouse creates a post about it and in the comments someone says this

    “You feel Walker is evolving to acceptance of SSM? If so, great! It seems like he is avoiding the issue as to not alienate his right wing fundy base or alienate supporters of SSM.”

    Her response –

    “Who knows? Seems like everyone is getting the message that it’s not acceptable to be hostile to gay people and anyone who feels a hostile is going to stop expressing it outwardly. You won’t know where the homophobes are just like you don’t know where the racists are.

    But I don’t think who adults love is the govt’s business and it should be possible to resolve the problem on that ground and move on to whatever the govt really needs to be paying attention to anyway.”
    —————–

    Got that? If you support traditional marriage, shut up or be labeled hostile and a homophobe.

    Then she twists by saying it’s not the govts business (after we use them to punish you into thinking right)…and we should move on to what govt. really should be doing.

  120. *turns to brick wall
    ——————————
    Hahahahahahahaha.

    http://is.gd/A1quCJ

  121. >>>What are we supposed to be listening to?

    Nothing. Never mind. Forget I said anything.

    Fuckers

  122. Papa was a rolling stone? I looked to see if that was a cover earlier, but I think its just straight up Temptations.

  123. Nothing. Never mind. Forget I said anything.
    Fuckers

    Ahhhh. Now I see.

    Wiser’s on the rag again folks. Steer clear of him for a few days.

  124. >>>Wiser’s on the rag again folks. Steer clear of him for a few days.

    I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!!!

    *slams door 3 times for emphasis

  125. >>>Papa was a rolling stone?

    Actually… My bumper music today was all Phil Collins, except for that.

    But Phil did a cover of that song on his last release. Which sounds good up until he starts singing.

    I was tempted to include his cover today, but just could not. It’s that bad.

    The cover today was “You Can’t Hurry Love”

    By Phil Collins

  126. [audio src="https://tomhillwatr.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/ses061414.mp3" /]

  127. what’s up with Leon –
    http://tinyurl.com/ojyujvm

  128. What happened to wiserbud radio site?

    HA HA

    Tom Hill is going to haunt you 4+ev+r

  129. >>>What happened to wiserbud radio site?

    Shhhhhhh…… He doesn’t know I store my shows there and then link them at my site…..

  130. DOTW

  131. Phoenix
    Under
    Sunny
    Skies
    Enjoy
    Hostages

  132. It was a good show today, wiser; i.e., you did not suck.

  133. Mrs. Pendejo and me are in her hometown for her 35th HS reunion. We went by the trailer house we lived in the first 7 months we were married. It looks much the same. Like a shithole dump. She must’ve really really loved me. Back then.

  134. You married her when she was 5?

  135. @BiIIMurray: If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk, and spoons make people fat.

    Loving it to death.

  136. 2 months shy of 22

  137. That failed.

    That was Bill Murray’s tweet.

  138. Forks made me fat.

  139. >>>http://www.fastcoexist.com/3030646/divers-map-the-garbage-dump-that-is-filling-the-worlds-oceans

    Check out the photo.

    Looks like Car In is not recycling like she should

  140. Fuckin’ spoons

  141. Holy shit!

    http://tinyurl.com/mjwelrb

  142. Looks to me like we just need to be dumping our trash deeper in the water – that way none of those divers will be able to find it.

  143. They didn’t find the bodies, so it’s all good.

  144. Faggots stay here and miss my 26th poat ever.


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