Good morning, welcome to a hasty Monday poat.
Probably ‘shopped, so someone wants Kristin Kruek to have bigger legs. Or she has great legs and I didn’t know.
That guy back there on the bench? Eyerapist.
These yoga pants are getting pretty aggressive, IMO.
I can’t actually do this, which makes me upset. It would only be a few steps to aggression.
Arm veins are an assault on the patriarchy, and thus aggressive.
Belly-button rings force my eyes to looks at them. It’s practically assault.
She took this photo so people would look at it and h8 her on facedouche/instaspam. Manipulative.
She caught me ‘mirin. If I look away, I’m a douche. If I smile, I assaulted her, unless I’m good looking. Going with assault.
I’m legitimately admiring the strength this takes. I’ve never even tried.
I’m not really trying to tweak anyone, but I needed a theme.
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