Your model for today is a native of Manchester, England and she moved to the U.S. at a young age, growing up in Rhode Island and the east coast. Internet sources place her at 5’8″ and 120lbs, 34DDD-24-34. Please stop targeting the Tea Party long enough to welcome, Miss Danielle Riley!
MJ and I had a couple of drinks last week and started talking about the good old Rosetta BBF poates. Since WordPress is so wonderfully searchable, I went back to May 2010 and stole some content. Take it away, Rosetta of yesteryear:
Your model for today is well known for her ability to split atoms with her boobs. She once killed a mongoose by shoving a rattlesnake up its ass. She can drink a case of beer in an hour, flip an omelet with her poon and bench press 550 pounds.
She has a PhD in Mathematics, likes to eat meat and starred in a remake of Guns of Navarone. She can speak 100 languages, is a 9th degree black belt Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and has a pet monkey named BOB SAGET!
She has a tattoo of a fist on her shoulder, can juggle flaming kittehs and used to date your mom. Please stop serving in Vietnam long enough to say OHAI to your bountiful model for today, Friday, May 21st, 2010, Linsey Dawn McKenzie. YAY!!!!
Did you know that on this day…
* in 1804, the Lewis & Clark expedition began.
* in 1894, German physicist August “Mike” Kundt (Kundt tube) died at the age of 54.
* in 1918, the House passed the 19th amendment giving women the right to vote.
* in 1952, Lawrence Tero was born in Chicago.
Okay that’s enough. Have an excellent weekend and try not to get hit by a train. Cheers!
Alright, with all the dead links in the history lesson, maybe it wasn’t such a great idea.
EDIT: Must credit Pupster…I’m adding this last shot of Miss Riley to show off her tattoo…which I like.
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