A little something for the birthday boy, Scott…
May 11, 2014
Categories: alcohol, Your mom likes this . . Author: Cyn, Widgets Fixerer
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCOTT!!
I’ve squeezed Dave. Not as fulfilling as you might think.
Nice job on not puking in front of the camera when you drank your DOTW, MJ. I didn’t even see you wince!
HA. Thanks Cyn.
Happy Mutha’s Day.
squeezing me is fucking awesome
Only the best for you, Scott.
*winks and finger-guns you*
The lunchbox has got to be a prank, like Dave’s chili recipe.
What if all the DOTWs are pranks??
Happy B’Day, Scott!
Happy b-day, Scott. Pretty cool that you gave your mom a holiday for your birthday.
Happy birthday, Scoot.
The weather today is perfect. Best day of the year.
Happy Mother’s Day to all you sexy MILFs out there.
It’s snowing here. Not even a light snow, but a heavy snowstorm. Fuck global warming.
I was waiting for the bottlecap to sail right into the orange juice.
Pretty nice here too Scott.
Many happy returns old man
Happy birthday, Scott!
Happy birthday Scott, I got you this:
Dirty butt killed it.
I just cleaned out the cab of my truck. I found crap from 2010 in there.
Wow, kilt it daid
6 goody bags from the dentist.
I wonder how long toothpaste lasts.
Happy Mother’s Day to all the H2 mothers and muthas. And congrats on not dying for another year, scott.
How do you top partyblower bug? You can’t.
Happy Birthday Scott! I ordered a cake for you from Walmart.
Hey, scott, you could use those goody bags to make a fun treat for your birfday party!
Roamy, don’t toothpaste tubes have an expiration date stamped on them?
So my son called me at lunchtime to say Happy Mother’s Day. I thank him and ask if he has checked his mail – it was his birthday yesterday.
He hung up and said, ‘Not yet’, from my kitchen.
The scamp snuck home to surprise me.
I shall make him cookies.
Oh, and White Castles has an online deal for Mother’s Day – a sack of 10 for $2.50 until midnight.
There’s a “best by” or “sell by”, but those are usually a maximum of two years just to CYA. For food like nuts and oils that tend to go rancid over time, then the date might mean something. Also means a lot whether it’s stored in normal room temp or a car sitting in Texas heat. There is a lot of discussion about this on the prepper blogs.
What a great story.
Best surprise ever.
Velvet a used to keep for over 300 days.
Now it’s 250 or so days.
Today, I built one (1) of these:
There’s a pair of Carolina wrens making a nest in a birdhouse I hung in our willow tree last summer. Cutest things ever.
Wiser, that links to a baby pic. You sure you built that?
Normally those things take a few months.
Dammit. I hate trying to link pics from an iPhone.
Make sure it’s plugged in.
I was going to make a crack about hanging around PJM. You know what happens.
Scott @ 6:33 made me shart.
There’s the Barats and Bereta film for Mother’s Day – classic
I’ll take porch swing for $1
Happy birthday Scott. Here’s a video celebrating both holidays.
A Nap Too Far
What did he build?
Some sort of outdoor black dirt patio enclosure.
I think it replaces the dirt between the pavers when it rains.
Herb garden. It’s touching the porch, so I should win with porch swing.
sheesh, I’m zonked
Home from Obamajerb. Tomorrow is the day I hurt myself in the garden. It’s gonna be awesome. There’s gonna be compost, a man on fire, and I’m gonna kill a coyote with a trident.
There’s gonna be compost, a man on fire, and I’m gonna kill a coyote with a trident.
That should cut back on the messicans in the neighborhood. Nice knowing you, scott.
Whoa! The ketosis hit big today. I have a headbuzz since morning. The keto strip, instead of showing a dark color, displayed “are you kidding me??”
I don’t like that headbuzz, but it means losing weight. I shall endure.
>> There’s gonna be compost, a man on fire, and I’m gonna kill a coyote with a trident.
You go gal.
Tushar it takes my body about 3 weeks to stop screaming over carb cuttin. Hang in there scary brown dude, the weight will come off
>>>Some sort of outdoor black dirt patio enclosure.
Look, I was asked to build it… I built it. I have no fucking clue why it was required, but it now exists. It’s Mother’s Day. I do what I’m told.
Someday, there will be a plastic pink flamingo in there. I doubt it will please the person who requested the construction of that object, but it will make me smile.
We do what we are told.
Tomorrow is the day I hurt myself in the garden.
Put the hoe down. And know that we love you.
Meanwhile, today was the greatest day ever. Wiserson got up early to watch me play softball. I went 4 for 4, including a monster hit over the left-center fielder’s head for a stand-up triple. We won the game 17-7. Weather was unbelievably perfect. Enough mint has grown to allow for the making of mojitos. Herb garden plans turned into herb garden reality perfectly.
All in all, a good day.
(it is too shady there for rosemary)
NOTHING. I SAID NOTHING.
That asshole Rosetta talked about http://www.2048tile.co
Now I cannot stop. I am just passing the misery on.
The cats are going to love it.
Sounds like a great day, Wiser!
BeasnSon gets mad props for the Best Mother’s Day Present Evah!!!!!
Rebecca surprised me for Mother’s Day with her first period.
How do you make a Mo-Jee-Toe?
Equal parts, beer, milk, whiskey, tomato.
I handed the cell phone into the bathroom when eldest got the bill, to talk to her mother.
sheesh. Hang in there mom.
at least we had cell phones at that time
My husband is the funniest man alive.
Garnish with squab.
Happy Birthday, Scott!
And I must have missed something in Dave’s story….
(BTW, thanks for your help when we were on the road Thursday night – we managed to thread the needle and miss all of the rest of the rain on our drive to Kerrville ♥♥♥)
scott is Joe Biden?
second funniest but I get it that you love him
*you’re welcome T and I’m glad you made it ok, that night was a booger*
I LOVE YOU TOO SHEAWN. And that is why it is so difficult to get rid of you. *calls Terminejez, the Mexican knockoff-brand exterminating company*
I don’t think the spray is working.
We have people for that.
Terminejez says only Jesus knows how to eliminate this problem. I think they meant one of the guys on second shift.
It’s not hard. Harold will stab him for a cheeseburger.
Ghostp pepper liquor.
Glad you guys are having good weather. Were having another lovely day of 50mph winds. Blowing dust, oh what a treat.
I had a half of a cheezeburger for breakfast today.
I am so fucking awesome
(I am stalking h2 for leon to appear so i can aks him questions)
I started LCHF on Apr 15, and I lost barely 4 pounds in last 25 days. Today was the first day the ketosis hit. The keto strip shows a dark color and I am having a headbuzz. So, I am optimistic that I will get into high gear.
Question: do you trim away fat from meat and replace it with butter/ghee/coconut oil etc, or do you consume fat that comes with the meat? Also, should i stay away from cashews, pistachios and almonds? I have given up everything carby, but I am not sure about these three.
Also, should I worry about salad dressings, marinades etc that have some small amount of sugar, or are a gram or two sneaking in ok?
Did anybody offer the guys that anybody else sent out to do a certain job a better deal today?
FAT IS FLAVOR.
Brown guy (scary), I can eat the shit out of fat and still lose weight. I know the South Beach doc discouraged it but it still worked
Did not care about salad dressings either. Weight comes off if you don’t eat more than 30gms of carbs a day
I’d wave towards Pepe, but there is so much blowing dust, he couldn’t see me! Can’t see the mountains or the volcanoes. I H8 the sound of wind buffeting the skylights. Oh wait, that’s my freaked out dogs. NM
Question: do you trim away fat from meat and replace it with butter/ghee/coconut oil etc, or do you consume fat that comes with the meat?
I only trim the fat I know has silverskin or connective tissue in it from red meat and pork. I trim the fat and skin from chicken in general because chickens end up with a really bad omega 3 to omega 6 fatty acid ratio.
Also, should i stay away from cashews, pistachios and almonds?
Nuts are easy to overeat and usually have a lot of omega 6 fats, so I don’t eat them too often. They are also frequently old enough on the shelf to be rancid, and rancid fats can cause inflammation whatever the source, so that’s another reason to avoid them.
It’s worth keeping a weighed/measured food diary for a few weeks and calculating your best estimate on macronutrients. Too much protein can knock you out of ketosis. It’s harder to do than it is with carbs, but it can happen. More general info:
And don’t skip green vegetables, particularly broccoli.
Dave, I think I am pretty much on track. The one thing I am worried about is that I know that headbuzz means worse performance at work. My job is quite cerebral (don’t laugh. It is cerebral for a dumb guy like me).
Also, oh fat! How i love thee! I denied myself for decades. I am rediscovering my love for fat.
The head fuzziness should pass in a day or two as the brain adapts to running on ketone bodies and you shift into some gluconeogenesis to make some blood sugar from dietary protein.
MMM at 603. Bedtime.
Tushar, don’t press “enter” for two weeks. You are cray right now.
Rocketboy’s high score in 2048 is 123,280. Apparently he and his classmates have been battling back and forth over this.
Leon, I don’t think I am consuming more that 4 ounces of protein a day. At the most 6-7. So I don’t think I can go overboard with protein. I guess the best snack I can have (and like) is veggies dipped in some creamy dip like blue cheese etc. though it is a pain to find no-carb high fat dips and dressings.
I think for millennia human brains did burn fats and ketones. And then we discovered how to consume large quantity of carbs through farming. Suddenly our brains started getting this rocket fuel called glucose. It is no accidents that we did rapid technological advancements after that. Sugar is superfood for the brain(though possibly ultimately harmful), but bad for the rest of the body.
Rocket kid, cheering him on mom. Happy mother’s day to you, and I feel your thing him moving on to college. You made two good ones, he’s the first out.
Hahahaha, Dave, I was not cheering him on, I was, “You’re not playing that again. Get ready for school!”
My kids did not fight, baked me brownies (shit, there goes low carb for a few days), let me nap in peace, and gave me Dave Barry’s “You Can Date Boys When You’re 40.” Win.
Rib-eye roast beast consumeded. That sucker came out almost better than Prime Rib. Almost. It was a good HMD.
Were they “special” brownies?
Or just brownies?
ChrisP, they were made with loooooooooove, so in that way, they were special. Mini-me decorated them like a cake.
Color me weird, but I don’t like prime rib. The texture is gross.
Your children love their mom.
I see the words, but they make no sense.
*colors Jazz weird
You want to make sure the prime rib is from the beef animal, Jazz.
You want to make sure the prime rib is from the beef animal, Jazz
You mean I shouldn’t be going for the “Donner cut”?
Prime rib with au jus and horseradish, nom nom nom.
LEAVE THE JUS ALONE!!!!
horshradish mixed with sour cream.
before I go to beds, God bless you moms. You made great kids. They are your legacy and it’ll be a good one. Good night
Little tornadoes in the area, guess I’m not going to sleep yet.
Bathtub time for Jay. Just add one mattress.
*actually, I hope not!*
Nah, just watching the wind. They have good radar pics.
Not worried, just a thunderstorm right now.
I hope it stays that way; from what I remember of the midwest, the night storms always made me antsy.
Yeah, it’s still early in the year.
It gets more interesting when it gets hotter.
You and the Mrs. stay safe.
This is kinda confusing when you don’t read the comment about tornadoes beforehand.
We are, no worries. Just gonna watch a bit more.
Don’t knock it till you try it, Sean!
We don’t do it like that around here, J’Ames. We do it in a doorway, or crouched under a desk.
Feeling a wee bit douchey for bitching about wind.
Pepe started it!!!
Dan and I are off tomorrow. Taco Cabana for breafas. Spiderman 2. I get to pick out my present from my dogs. I’m going with either a DK fragrance or a RL. I still want a Punisher tee.
Red Lobster, The Olive Garden, and Outback all had to come to the Club to buy ice today. Their poor machines were over-taxed. I mixed it up on the radio with the frozen supervisor today. I still think it is funny that most associates don’t realize Dan and I are married. Dude, don’t wait until you need 2 pallets to fill the ice freezers.
Mother’s Day brings out the asshole nasty in lots of people. Nothing like watching Domestics break out in front of you. Awkward!!!
We all been playing those derp games forever
Some kinda druid dudes lifting the veil
Doing the derp guerrilla
Some call it magic the search for the grail
Color me a new poster here.
Read the blog and I like it.
The same cannot be said for WordPress, however.
Dude, there’s a new poat.
Maybe he didn’t want to comment on the one with all the dudes. Can’t blame him.
You mean the Monday Morning Sausagefest?
They are all women you philistines. But yes, we generally only have one live poat at a time.
I can’t say this is a bad idea. Those trannies look pissed.
“Chicks” with dicks are only appreciated by a select few.
Wait, so we’re openly plotting to boycott the MMM?
It’s actually more comfortable in here. And less smelly.
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