Big Boob Friday

Did you know that you are acting out of weakness, not strength when you look at BBF? That this is a 20th century tradition and that it simply won’t be tolerated in the 21st century because its so, like totally, retro? Meh, who am I kidding? Boobs have always been in style and anyone that things differently can go eat a bag of Pelosis.

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I’m not sure that I really like the video for this song, so I’m going to link a performance instead. The visuals in the video are beautiful, but the subject matter, well, I just don’t know what to make of it. The conclusion conclusion of the video in part II, is also a great song, but there’s a whole bunch of really dumb shit packed into this video. On a totally unrelated note, who’s up for a little religious bashing, incest, and pedophilia? Or as Harry calls it…Tuesday.

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Today’s model has probably been posted before. Most likely by me. But as we discussed earlier this week, my memory just isn’t what it used to be. None of this matters though because of her perfect ACT score. And by ACT score, I mean sweater meat. Today is your lucky day fap dragons. Behold: Sophie Howard!!!!!1!!1!!1!!!!!!!

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Let’s see if we can replicate Ms. Howard’s perfect ACT score! This is also known to the regulars here as the part of the post where I link really dumb shit, and which conveniently separates you from moar boobs.

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193 – Roman Emperor Pertinax is assassinated by Praetorian Guards, who then sell the throne in an auction to Didius Julianus.

845 – Paris is sacked by Viking raiders, probably under Ragnar Lodbrok, who collects a huge ransom in exchange for leaving.

1776 – Juan Bautista de Anza finds the site for the Presidio of San Francisco.

1854 – Crimean War: France and Britain declare war on Russia.

1871 – The Paris Commune is formally established in Paris.

1930 – Constantinople and Angora change their names to Istanbul and Ankara.

1979 – A coolant leak at the Three Mile Island’s Unit 2 nuclear reactor outside Harrisburg, Pennsylvania leads to the core overheating and a partial melt down.

1994 – BBC Radio 5 is closed and replaced with a new news and sport station BBC Radio 5 Live.

2006 – At least one million union members, students, and unemployed take to the streets in France in protest at the government’s proposed First Employment Contract law.

2014– The greatest boobs in the history of the world were posted by MJ, again, I think.

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