Did you know that you are acting out of weakness, not strength when you look at BBF? That this is a 20th century tradition and that it simply won’t be tolerated in the 21st century because its so, like totally, retro? Meh, who am I kidding? Boobs have always been in style and anyone that things differently can go eat a bag of Pelosis.
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I’m not sure that I really like the video for this song, so I’m going to link a performance instead. The visuals in the video are beautiful, but the subject matter, well, I just don’t know what to make of it. The conclusion conclusion of the video in part II, is also a great song, but there’s a whole bunch of really dumb shit packed into this video. On a totally unrelated note, who’s up for a little religious bashing, incest, and pedophilia? Or as Harry calls it…Tuesday.
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Today’s model has probably been posted before. Most likely by me. But as we discussed earlier this week, my memory just isn’t what it used to be. None of this matters though because of her perfect ACT score. And by ACT score, I mean sweater meat. Today is your lucky day fap dragons. Behold: Sophie Howard!!!!!1!!1!!1!!!!!!!
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Let’s see if we can replicate Ms. Howard’s perfect ACT score! This is also known to the regulars here as the part of the post where I link really dumb shit, and which conveniently separates you from moar boobs.
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193 – Roman Emperor Pertinax is assassinated by Praetorian Guards, who then sell the throne in an auction to Didius Julianus.
845 – Paris is sacked by Viking raiders, probably under Ragnar Lodbrok, who collects a huge ransom in exchange for leaving.
1776 – Juan Bautista de Anza finds the site for the Presidio of San Francisco.
1854 – Crimean War: France and Britain declare war on Russia.
1871 – The Paris Commune is formally established in Paris.
1930 – Constantinople and Angora change their names to Istanbul and Ankara.
1979 – A coolant leak at the Three Mile Island’s Unit 2 nuclear reactor outside Harrisburg, Pennsylvania leads to the core overheating and a partial melt down.
1994 – BBC Radio 5 is closed and replaced with a new news and sport station BBC Radio 5 Live.
2006 – At least one million union members, students, and unemployed take to the streets in France in protest at the government’s proposed First Employment Contract law.
2014– The greatest boobs in the history of the world were posted by MJ, again, I think.
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Top. Men.
First?
DAMMIT!
Heh.
Secondi. You’re the pasta course.
I am an al dente noodle.
Dave is still stuck on the old poat. I am sad for him.
She seems nice boobs.
Poor Dave.
Thanks for poating that Unified Theory link yesterday Leon. I’m reading it in snippets in between kicking ass at work and making money for management hand over fist.
*waves*
I bet she doesn’t have that pack of tools from Tushar’s link.
NP, Tushar. I’ve been reading more of his blog since then. It’s not bad. It’s not news or breaking events stuff, but it’s some good reads.
I was also pleased to see Sunshine Mary and the Dragon linked in last night’s ONT. Been reading her for awhile, she’s sharp.
Fine. FINE!
Thank you, come again.
Pupster is Tushar?
Haha, Bruce Braley digs his Iowa Farmer hole deeper:
Keep talking, Braley. You’re a walking commercial, and they are already running. I saw one last night.
More fun from the article:
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/03/27/more-braley-blunders-iowa-senate-hopeful-misspells-terms-while-touting-farm/
Scorpion sprout #3 has emerged.
Good hello boobmorning, peeps.
i got a bunch of seeds started yesterday. Some, outside like Lauraw suggested, and some inside. I didn’t have enough milk jugs, and some were more tender things that our cold weather isn’t good for.
I’m really just a chicken.
Hmmm, Car in didn’t have enough jugs…
Additionally, Buzzfeed reported on Thursday that a photo of an Iowa farm Braley posted to his Facebook page in 2013 is actually a photo of a farm in England.
Thank Heaven for incompetent enemies.
Guhmemehh.
Tomatoes are up, none of the peppers are up. Slackers.
Gonna rain the next couple days. March was a massive jerk all month, but now it is going to go out like a soggy little lamb.
Hey Cyn.
I’m still kind of skeeved out by the rusty spoon video from yesterday.
That’s all sorts of weird.
Iowa +1. It’s too late to get someone else.
With AK, AR, and NC pretty much gone that leaves 2.
Oops. It’s over. Yeah!
Is some sort of sporting event now concluded?
Is some sort of sporting event now concluded?
Yea. Your mom.
The Constantinople link is not working for me. If it’s full of man rape, never mind.
No, ISU plays tonight against UConn. So I have to be hateful and spiteful to the Cabal today.
Sorry!
According to my computer, that link has aids.
I like it better when we are a poop blog.
Iowa is the only #3 left, and they clearly don’t have enough consonants.
They gotta go.
The Constantinople link is not working for me. If it’s full of man rape, never mind.
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It’s Arnold Drummand with this hands up saying, ‘Who the Fuck Cares?’
Ok, so it’s 49 degrees out.
WITH HOWLING WINDS and driving (sideways) rain.
Yesterday it alternated, all day, between snow, rain, and sleet.
Gah. We just can’t get a break up here.
Cold rain.
I believe I accidentally moved to Portland.
Nah, that’s just Spring starting to happen. Good to see! Looking forward to getting some rain here.
“April showers bring May flowers.” Awww yeah.
‘Showers’ is a euphemism that actually means ‘cold grey pissing drizzles.’ But it is absolutely necessary to the unfolding of the next glorious season. Bring it!
I believe I accidentally moved to Portland.
Are there hipster chicks running around and too many food trucks?
If anyone needs a place to live, I have one in Charlotte. I’m going to be traveling 3 weeks a month for roughly the next 2 years. Possibly more.
All you need to do is take care of the dog and not jizz on the floor. This goes for girls too.
All you need to do is take care of the dog and not jizz on the floor. This goes for girls too.
I’d be happy to take care of GND.
Are there hipster chicks running around and too many food trucks?
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Charlotte is surprisingly hipster free. They all hang out in a little area called NODA which is about a mile outside of the city. That’s nice.
Uptown is very bankster. Even the young people wear suits and dress to the nines. And they’re all nice, which is really strange.
I’d be happy to take care of GND.
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She doesn’t live in NC.
No job, no dough.
[i]Charlotte is surprisingly hipster free. They all hang out in a little area called NODA which is about a mile outside of the city. That’s nice.
Uptown is very bankster. Even the young people wear suits and dress to the nines. And they’re all nice, which is really strange.[/i]
That sounds really nice, actually.
Supposed to rain here for the next 4 days.
There’s nothing to do in Charlotte.
That sounds like a disgusting amount of travel. Why even move there?
That sounds like a disgusting amount of travel. Why even move there?
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You know I sort of wondered that myself. And then I decided the resulting anger wasn’t worth it.
I got plenty out of the deal.
the move had other benefits. It’ll be ok.
What happens after the two years?
What happens after the two years?
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I’ll probably switch positions again. I doubt I can keep this level of travel up for more than two years.
Is the next position a good one, like reverse cowgirl?
*denounces self*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov4epAJRPMw
In the next two to three years, Emanuel predicts, “a few big, blue-chip companies will announce their intention to stop providing health insurance. Instead, they will raise salaries substantially or offer large, defined contributions to their workers. Then the floodgates will open.”
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Hahahahahahahaha. Yeah, employers are going to be giving raises rather than just saving the money. What a bunch of fucking idiots.
If you work for a large company you’ll get a small offset (maybe) that is less than what the company was paying for your insurance so they can shed cost, and then they’ll blame the government.
This is why big companies were all in for Obamacare in the first place.
Is the next position a good one, like reverse cowgirl?
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I hope not. Too much bendy the wrong way, although the view from the office is nice.
From J’Ames link on Braley:
Another non-apology apology addressing only those who where offended, i.e., “I’m sorry that your feelings were hurt – if they were hurt.” What is so hard about making a concrete apology? “I’m sorry I denigrated the occupation upon which the state of Iowa bases its economy” is a lot more straightforward and sincere sounding. The passive voice and lack of forthright acknowledgment augments Braley’s snake-ish tort-lawyer demeanor.
Yeah, it can be risky. Gotta have a really good rhythm with the coworker(s).
I didn’t have enough milk jugs
They wouldn’t look good on your frame anyway. You’ve still got teh hawt. 😉
Has this ever been posted here? Because if it hasn’t, it shoulda been:
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8042529792/h6174201C/
That’s not envy, she’s looking to see if her Twinkie bucket is empty.
Hahahahahahaha. Mare?
O’s comments in this article come off making him look small, IMO. Obsequious, too, but mostly small.
http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/2014/03/27/tale-two-meetings-obama-says-no-thorny-issues-discussed-pope-begs-to-differ/
Traveling can be fun if you keep going back to the same places over and over. I can pretty much find my way around Nashville without my
GPS now, I’ve been going there a couple of times a month for almost 3 years. I have some running buddies I can go out with, customers and contractors, so I’m not sitting in a restaurant alone for most of my meals. I like it.
I’ll be Atlanta until the end of May. I have a pretty good friend there, so we always get together for lunch or dinner.
After that I go to Memphis for 3 months—3 weeks there, one week home.
Not sure after that, but I’m guessing Nashville. That would be fun.
You can start several families.
Is Car in around still? Did the pedo meter ever arrive?
I don’t know how people manage that but I’ve seen it. Gah.
Yes, it arrived ( I don’t check my mail very regularly) Wednesday, and we put a battery in it yesterday. Erin “called it” yesterday and Ethan and Hannah fought over it’s use for today.
I think I get to use it Saturday.
Thanks Leon!
*looks suspiciously at Scott*
No one in my house was competing for it, so at least it’s getting used.
Pedo Meter.
11.
Maybe it’s for the best that her daughters are using it.
My brother lives in Memphis, MJ. He’s in residency (he’s a doctor), but he does get time off from time to time. If you want to have a beer or hang out with someone you don’t work with, I can put you two together. He’s actually pretty fun – nothing like me.
HAH – More to the story about my friend whose daughted got knocked up by the sketchican. I went to the courthouse this morning to figure out the disposition of the sketchican’s 2nd domestic violence case (arrested Feb 11 of 2013). He pleaded guilty (admitted he battered his g/f) on March 15, 2013, sentenced to counseling and anger management, $700 fine, plus court costs, 12 mo probation, and no contact with his ex g/f. On Feb 6 of 2014, a warrant was issued for his arrest for non-payment of fines/costs and for failing to meet his PO on 12/21 and 1/31. I don’t think he got counseling or attended anger management classes, either. So, he’s got a current warrant for his arrest. My friend is just sick over this.
My son is currently using it. You can always tell who has it, because they walk circles around the upstairs area.
Scorpion sprouts 4 and 5!
*glares at under-performing ghosts and serranos*
>> You can start several families.
That’s how H.L. Hunt did it – traveling around
Tell everyone your name is Sean.
Really good legal analysis of the Hobby Lobby arguments the other day and the problems with the government’s case.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/volokh-conspiracy/wp/2014/03/27/prof-michael-mcconnell-stanford-on-the-hobby-lobby-arguments/
I wrote code today. I feel so much better.
The visuals in the video are beautiful, but the subject matter, well, I just don’t know what to make of it.
Zowwwwie whoa.
Those Scorpions are from a dehydrated berry, too. Grown last year.
Nice!
Did I hear right? The pope gave Black Nixon a copy of his book… And Black Nixon gave the pope a box of old vegetables from the dirt patch FLOTUS pretends to garden?
Leave it to Licorice Dick to make a boxed set of incompatible DVDs look like a generous gift. What a cunt.
Those Scorpions are from a dehydrated berry, too. Grown last year.
*glares even harder at ghost pot*
I don’t want to defend O, but he did at least give him a very nice box for the seeds.
It really says something when the best part of your gift is the box.
I can’t even imagine what horrible encounter that had to be for the Pope. I bet my fortune that Obama slipped his panties into the seed box gift. What a fucking groupie.
So I hear Bozo gave the pope a bunch of seeds.
If your phone has built-in GPS, you can get a peso app that works pretty cool. It’s free, I think.
Here’s Bruce Braley being a dick in Congress about a witness’ qualifications for testimony. This is standard cross-examination for trial, but it certainly seems a bit brusque and dickish for a witness’ Congressional appearance – witnesses are vetted ahead of time, committee members are apprised of the witness’ qualifications, and this comes across more as an attempt to belittle the witness. .
I think this is the ad J’Ames saw that America Rising already put out against Braley:
So I hear Bozo gave the pope a bunch of seeds.
Yeah – his own in a leather box full of wet tissues.
Jazz,
That sucks about Sketchican.
witnesses are vetted ahead of time, committee members are apprised of the witness’ qualifications, and this comes across more as an attempt to belittle the witness. .
Grandstanding and Theater 101
This is standard cross-examination for trial, but it certainly seems a bit brusque and dickish for a witness’ Congressional appearance – witnesses are vetted ahead of time, committee members are apprised of the witness’ qualifications,
Let’s remind everyone that this is why Sandra Slut never, I repeat, never appeared in congressional testimony. The Demotards tried to slip her in (!) at the last minute and the chair refused. So they pretended to have a “hearing” which was nothing more than a presser, and now LIVs all think Slut gave testimony under oath to a committee hearing. False. As false as Licorice Dick’s beard.
That sucks about Sketchican.
I know!!! I looked at the sentencing report, and he was supposed to get off probation today. But, with the warrant our for his arrest (again), that’s not gonna happen.
Actually, I take all this as a good thing. Getting the info now before they move in together will open her eyes. This kind of info – which Sketchican hasn’t told her and has lied to her about – is the kind of stuff that should end a relationship. She needs to kick this clown to the curb, take his support money, and move on. And, if she doesn’t, she’s involved with this idiot with full knowledge of what kind of idiot he is.
LIVs all think Slut gave testimony under oath to a committee hearing. False. As false as Licorice Dick’s beard.
Wait… I thought Moochelle was LD’s beard.
BTW what ought we call the fill-in-the-blank media? I mean, you can’t call it a news media, given that most of it is speculation, gossip, or agitprop. It certainly is not journalism. It is a bit like the Two Minute Hate I invented, but it lasts twenty-four hours a day now.
Wait… I thought Moochelle was LD’s beard.
Exactly. If she ain’t the most deceitful, false mammal to have the title of FLOTUS, I don’t know who is.
Watch Trey Gowdy eat the IRS Commissioner Koskinen’s lunch:
Iowa has a new strategy for preventing welfare recipients from using their electronic benefit transfer cards in liquor stores, casinos and strip clubs — sending a letter to the welfare recipients telling them not to do it.
The strategy actually is an improvement over what the state had been doing, which was nothing.
I don’t think this strategy will work with J’ames.
So I hear Bozo gave the pope a bunch of seeds.
Sure hope President FuckUp didn’t fuck up and give the Pope the seeds from his stash by mistake.
I have this image on my head of the Pope standing there all nice and pleasant, tolerating that idiot while holding the precious seeds, and then dismissively tossing them in the trash as soon as O’Bumblefuck leaves.
Via The Advocate:
Is it past time to remove the word “homosexual” from the list of acceptable terms the media uses to describe gays and lesbians? Fox News stands by the word, making frequent use of it on air and online, even as other news outlets stopped years ago.
Hey, I’m still just fine with “faggot.”
Motherfuckers don’t answer “yes or know” questions and are allowed to get away with it. I hate mealy-mouthed bitches.
Is it past time to remove the word “homosexual” from the list of acceptable terms the media uses to describe gays and lesbians?
Hey, here’s an idea… Hows about you just stop identifying ourselves by which genitals you prefer?
Naaaaaaah, then the precious little victims wouldn’t have anything to use to justify their sweet, sweet victimhood.
Is it past time to remove the word “homosexual” from the list of acceptable terms the media uses to describe gays and lesbians? Fox News stands by the word, making frequent use of it on air and online, even as other news outlets stopped years ago.
Yeah, because non-connotative and accurate descriptors have no place in general use. It’s not like slang or anything. We need to start calling blue “azure” and green things “verdant,” too, because hate.
And speaking of the wonders of identity politics,
Local voters angry to learn that they are fucking idiots.
http://ctlatinonews.com/2014/03/19/is-meridens-santos-faux-latino/
Hey, I’m still just fine with “faggot.”
Sodomite, fudge-packer, nancy-boy, etc.
Seriously, the gay-rights movement is fucked up. “Homosexual” is a bad word now?
What they really want is control. They want uncertainty as to what’s considered offensive so that they can use it as a weapon against anyone they like, and keep the rest of society from every challenging the left on anything ever again. Fuck them.
Jazz,
I hate to say it, but my guess is that she’ll choose him and stick around long after he’s used her as a punching bag a couple of times.
Dude, where do you get the decoder ring?
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-03-27/venezuela-says-subliminal-crosswords-stoke-deadly-protest.html
Seriously, I’m as extreme as Jeff Goldstein on what the Left is doing to our language and what we are allowed to say. It sickens me how some people think the N-word is just fine if a black uses it but no one else can. Words are not property. Free speech is free, and it will be offensive, often. Grow up and live with it. I don’t own this blog itself, so I won’t use the N-word. But if you want to defuse its sting, wear it out. By making it off limits you only make it more poisonous. The best thing ever done with the N-word was done all throughout Blazing Saddles.
Now the Advocate wants to ban the word “homosexual?” Hey, I’d like the word “gay” back. It was a fine word until it was co-opted, and now it only means “faggot.” Go ahead and be offended. I don’t shit in my satin Joseph Abboud boxers when someone says “gap-toothed hillbilly” or “peckerwood.”
I hate to say it, but my guess is that she’ll choose him and stick around long after he’s used her as a punching bag a couple of times.
I’m afraid of that, too, but she’s not a dummy, just naive. She’s gonna have a lot to process, but I suspect the chances are better than not that by the time the baby shows up, she kicks him to the curb. I don’t think she’ll make a decision this week, although that’d be nice. The domestic violence convictions, btw, are with two different women, so he’s got a history that spans relationships; he can’t argue it was just the one woman who made him nuts.
I don’t shit in my satin Joseph Abboud boxers when someone says “gap-toothed hillbilly” or “peckerwood.”
What kind of self-respecting hillbilly wears Joseph Abboud satin boxers? Even double-knotting your rope belt won’t keep burlap trousers up over satin.
Huh. Mike Rogers (R-MI) is gonna retire.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2014/03/28/rep-mike-rogers-to-retire-launch-national-radio-show/
Even double-knotting your rope belt won’t keep burlap trousers up over satin.
Works when I do it on the sheep.
What kind of self-respecting hillbilly wears Joseph Abboud satin boxers? Even double-knotting your rope belt won’t keep burlap trousers up over satin.
What kind of self-respecting hillbilly wears underwear?
Hey, what are we allowed to call people who mutilate their genitals? “Transgendered” sounds all clinical and hatey. How about “fapple turnovers?”
Andrew Malcom’s finishing move:
http://news.investors.com/politics-andrew-malcolm/032814-694989-pope-francis-obama-meeting.htm?p=full
Hey, what are we allowed to call people who mutilate their genitals? “Transgendered” sounds all clinical and hatey. How about “fapple turnovers?”
Repurposed junkers
That doc fix maneuver that the Republicans pulled the other day… I hope there’s retribution for that from the conservatives. Maybe not this week or next, but when the House moves more conservative – and it will – Cantor and Boehner need to be held accountable.
“This is bigger than some current baseball stadiums.”
Ah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The truly ugly American.
I don’t have a ton of cash, but I just might give money to this guy.
http://davebratforcongress.com/
but he did at least give him a very nice box for the seeds.
What will a man, who took his vow of poverty seriously, do with a nice box? A better gift would be for Barry to give a large sum of his own money to some charity the Pope likes. Instead, he’s just an asshole. Again.
Ah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The truly ugly American
That was AFTER he said, “Where do my picture and the American flag hang?”
A better gift would be for Barry to give a large sum of his own money to some charity the Pope likes.
Barry fulfills his charitable obligations by paying his taxes.
I think this is the ad J’Ames saw that America Rising already put out against Braley:
They really need to make another one using part of that clip where he says he has fought tort reform for 30 years. All sorts of possibilities with that one.
Submitted without comment:
http://www.mlive.com/news/bay-city/index.ssf/2014/03/police_bay_city_man_sprayed_by.html
What they really want is control.
They are attention whores. Me, me, me. I’m in a parade, look at my junk.
*referring to a recent picture of a little girl covering her eyes while old naked homos walk down the street in their parade*
XMom is being released Tuesday.
Smart kid!
http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2014/03/28/6th-Grader-Can-Save-U-S-Government-Over-400-million
What will a man, who took his vow of poverty seriously, do with a nice box?
Put it in the papal residence. Where he does not — in fact — reside.
XMom is being released Tuesday.
GREAT news, xbrad!
XMom is being released Tuesday.
The sentences for armed robbery are much too short anymore.
Condi Rice has bigger balls than Obama. But y’all knew that.
http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/condi-rice-blasts-obama-weakness-leadership_786123.html?utm_campaign=Washington+Examiner&utm_source=washingtonexaminer.com&utm_medium=referral
take his support money
Hahahahah! Good one, Jazz.
This article from yesterday by Kevin Williamson at NRO is really excellent – I can’t commend it highly enough.
That’s not even close to being the best quote, but it’s still quite good. His closing is superb, and he makes a subtle connection that needs to be shouted from the rooftops – it’s a BIG deal. I’m not gonna spoil it, though.
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/374115/right-not-be-implicated-kevin-d-williamson
Hahahahah! Good one, Jazz.
I know, right? “Take her judgment of support” should be what I said. He got a lotta baby mamma – what’s Spanish for “baby mamma”? I think the reason he’s not filing taxes is he doesn’t want a Friend of the Court garnishment to take his refund and pay his child support arrearages. Thing is, he’s never gonna see that money – either the State just won’t cut him the check, or it will cut the check to satisfy the garnishment. That money is gone, though – not filing taxes doesn’t do anything for him. Stupidity mystifies me.
I think I saw the same couple in court right before my divorce. He was in an orange jump suit and leg-to-wrist chains when the judge awarded the support order.
6! 6 scorpion sprouts!
Ah Ah Ah
/Count
what’s Spanish for “baby mamma”?
Madre de bebé.
I think I saw the same couple in court right before my divorce. He was in an orange jump suit and leg-to-wrist chains when the judge awarded the support order.
hahahahahahahahahaha – that shit is funny! For a place you’re not supposed to laugh, there’s some surprisingly funny stuff that takes place in courtrooms. Too bad it mostly involves assholes.
I was looking more for the sentimental translation, leon. Something like “the woman I treat like a stiff grey sweatsock who bore that little fucking money sponge”
Maybe I’m alone, but when I read a sentence like “vegetables compliment meat” I want to grab the author and shake them like a polaroid.
Your broccoli did not say “you look swell!” to your ribeye.
“the woman I treat like a stiff grey sweatsock who bore that little fucking money sponge”
Ohhhhhh, “puta con mi hijo”.
Y’ever notice that Ed Morrissey likes to suck his own dick? A LOT?
How’s he manage it with that gut?
Maybe I’m alone, but when I read a sentence like “vegetables compliment meat” I want to grab the author and shake them like a polaroid.
Your broccoli did not say “you look swell!” to your ribeye.
Yeah, and augmenting my junk on a platter of asparagus, broccoli, and cauliflower hasn’t ever won me accolades, either.
What the hell is the Fat Man from Jersey doing, giving another presser about “bridgegate?” What a GOP.
I do find that some fig leaves complement my meat well.
Y’ever notice that Ed Morrissey likes to suck his own dick? A LOT?
But he’s so nice, and never wants to offend. And you can read a book from the shine of his head.
How’s he manage it with that gut?
Just read his posts at HA the day after one of his TEMS shows or one of his articles appears at The Week, or in the NY Post or the NY Sun. He’ll contort himself all sorts of ways to get it in.
I do find that some fig leaves complement my meat well.
OMG, Leon, I’m still laughing at that and then the monkey. HAHA.
The monkey is great. The expression reminds me of my wife at some of my jokes.
Not all of my jokes. You wouldn’t know it from here, but I’m actually quite funny.
You wouldn’t know it from here, but I’m actually quite funny.
That riiiight thar is funnay.
I sincerely doubt that. You’re funny to non-funny comments are 28.8% to 71.2%.
/leon
I was a short, fat guy for a long time. I could either be funny or a virgin.
You wouldn’t know it from here, but I’m not very funny at all.
So, virginity then?
Not for 20 years, no.
Dang. I’m carrying the workload of 3 men. I should be making a lot more money.
You need two false identities to collect paychecks through.
MJ, what are you going to do with your puppeh when you travel?
MJ, what are you going to do with your puppeh when you travel?
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I drop her off at a very nice family’s house. They take very good care of her and charge me a fuckload of money.
It works for now.
EBONY apologizes for its racist editor’s racisty racist comments on Twitter yesterday. Specifically, EBONY apologizes to Raffi Williams and to Black Republicans. No apology, however, for the dismissive racism toward whites, which was why Jam Lemieux dismissed Raffi Williams in the first place.
http://www.ebony.com/news-views/diversity-of-thought#.UzXXEcAzJU7
You need two false identities to collect paychecks through.
Sally Mack and Freddy Maye.
Ebony’s editor is black and thus incapable of racism, silly GOP.
Where’s Car in?
We should start a magazine called IVORY.
Good luck with that, you raycissty raycisst.
I like being racist. It keeps my hate warm at night. We all snuggle together, along with Face Ripper.
I can relate.
Dear gawd….
http://cnsnews.com/news/article/susan-jones/doj-rolls-out-transgender-sensitivity-training-police
“My penis hurts my psyche and I’ve got PTSD because I can’t figure my shit out and it’s your fault when you touch me mean after I’ve been bad, so you need to be more sensitive to me!”
Observe all the things!
Then ban them!
I saw a big scary dark SUV on the highway.
Dept of Veterans Affairs K-9 Unit.
What the fuck?
Now scottw wants dogs to starve. Jeez.
Obama ate a dog.
Woo Hooooo!
I just came back from a vendor’s party, won $50 gift card, and got even more hopped up on caffeine since I couldn’t partake of the frozen marg machine.
Obama ate a dog.
Asshole.
Obama ate a dog.
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Still funny and incredibly weird.
All the weirdness that used to be categorized as such slowly but surely being mainstreamed, inch by inch, little by little.
Urmph. Fuggin sock. BE GONE.
BAM!
I ♥ Steyn
I saw a big scary dark SUV on the highway.
Dept of Veterans Affairs K-9 Unit.
What the fuck?
Therapy dogs – to help all those vets who thought they were fighting for freedom.
I ♥ Steyn
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Me too, but just enough to give him a handy. I don’t blow as easily as you do.
Yeah, probably are (they call em “companion dogs”.
Marcus Luttrell has one, a big sweet yellow lab. He won’t accept a speaking engagement unless the dog can come
This was a black SUV, with tinted windows and cop lights.
The K-9 is just to distract from how much ammo they just purchased and are transporting.
Nothing to see here.
I’m not having a good day. Someone send booze or a puppy.
Most VA hospitals (but not clinics) have their own police force.
http://is.gd/r2RaF5
Will a big ol’ Texas {{{hug}}} do, Chief? ♥♥♥
Over the past several years, the Department of Justice has observed the Transgender Day of Remembrance
“I remember when I had a penis.”
–B. Hussein Obama
Will someone go pick up the boys from school for me? TYIA.
Thanks, TiFW.
I’m not having a good day. Someone send booze or a puppy.
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http://is.gd/pcdo5K
You’re welcome.
*high fives cyn
The 44th president gave the head of the world’s Roman Catholic Church a box of fruit and veggie seeds from his wife’s garden
Umm….we peons aren’t allowed to transport fruits and vegetables out of the country for fear of accidentally introducing “bad” things in environments that may not be able to handle them. It’s one of the few environmental laws that I happen to agree with.
And this bozo is allowed to take foreign seeds into Vatican City without so much as a how-do-you-do? I don’t care who you are, those rules ARE there for a reason.
Is there some tradition that I haven’t heard about? One where heads of state bring gifts of seeds from their home country for the Pope’s garden? Or is TFG just a cheapskate?
the U.S. Justice Department is now training law enforcement officers on how to better understand and help the “transgender community.”
I’m pretty sure it doesn’t involve sending unmarked guns to Mexican drug cartels, but it nevertheless takes up much of their time.
In another hour or so you can watch the Huskies kick the crap out of the Snow Cones, that should cheer you up.
I hope those weren’t assault vegetables and high-capacity seed magazines.
Cheapskate gets my vote.
Greetings, fellow hatemongers.
Does Home Depot carry these?:
http://www.designboom.com/design/studio-yumakano-smiley-face-screws-joy-03-20-2014/
Worse than cheapskate, Black Nixon only spends other people’s money, and then whines about not getting to spend even more.
Look, Obama is a total dickface and his fat wife doesn’t fucking garden, but that’s a really nice gift. I’ve brought people really nice food, wine, and flowers/plants to parties. People are always tickled pink that you brought something that will last beyond the night.
Is it legal? I’m sure it’s not, but if that’s our bar, it isn’t exactly a high one.
The Clones are gonna drop some dimes on your Husky puppies, scotty.
It’s our year. It’s gonna look like 2012 for ya.
“Hey, Pope. Here’s some ratty carrots my taxpayer-funded staff grew in a garden my saint of a wife pretends to manage. When I go home I’m gonna lie about what we will discuss.”
Color me unimpressed.
If you guys are talking about women’s basketball, I completely understand why you talk about smoked meat so much.
Color me unimpressed.
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Pretty sure that’s racist.
*consults handbook
*throws a basketball at MJ’s head.
Underhanded, of course.
I’m off like a dirty shirt. Go Cyclones!
Cyn,
Make them walk home. It will toughen them up for manhood.
Pretty sure that’s racist.
Why, thank you. Thank you very much.
*polishes fingernails on shirt front*
Be careful Jay, UConn’s new logo is pro-rape.
*polishes fingernails on shirt front*
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Pretty sure that’s homophobic.
*consults handbook
I saw Color Me Unimpressed open for Bell and DeVoe back in ’93.
(Biv was home, nursing a case of scabies at the time.)
Afternoon.
Today I built four (4) of these:
http://tinyurl.com/bm49fw2
Evening, Jew.
Pretty sure that’s homophobic.
*consults handbook
Actually it might be homosexual.
Uh, oops, I mean gay.
I saw Color Me Unimpressed open for Bell and DeVoe back in ’93.
Their song “I want to Mex You Up” about going to the combination Taco Bell and Pizza Hutt was really overplayed.
Today I built four (4) of these:
I could swear you’ve built these already. Why didn’t you just build as many as you needed the first time?
I’m trying to figure out where they go, Leon. I’ve built nearly a thousand Taco Bells, and they’ve been making them since long before I started.
Their song “I want to Mex You Up” about going to the combination Taco Bell and Pizza Hutt was really overplayed.
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If this is evidence of your supposed humor…
http://is.gd/NCPH7n
http://is.gd/r2RaF5
Beck’s Dark was my malt beverage of choice back when I consumed choice malt beverages.
Their song “I want to Mex You Up” about going to the combination Taco Bell and Pizza Hutt was really overplayed.
I think that was Color My Bag. BBD did “Do Me (in the Shit-chute)” which was about gender wishcasting.
If this is evidence of your supposed humor…
You laughed.
You groaned.
But you laughed.
How do I get Youtube to stop suggestion evangelical atheist channels? Should I watch a few dozen and thumb them all down?
More like this:
It’s almost game time!
It’s almost game time!
It’s true! I’m headed out for a rousing game of Zombicide.
Looks like leon missed a zombie and shot the poat instead.
Dave – you’re a bass player, right? You ever pay much attention to Leland Sklar? I spent a little time with him after a Lyle Lovett concert a about ten years ago or so….
He was a cool cat, and he’s got a world class beard, too. A real one – not like Moochelle.
Mr. TiFW has the day off. DD#3 was up in Dallas and Rebecca was in school, which meant no kids in the house. Mr. TiFW expressed his desire to take advantage of that opportunity to….umm…..express his desire.
He left the house right after Rebecca left for school to go shooting with some buddies. And didn’t get home until right before she was due to get home.
And he wonders why we never have any fun on his days off…..
Watching the game on my PC.
The sound and picture are 5x better than my TV.
Screw you cable!
“shooting”
UCONN is looking real good so far Scott. (PS, my Samsung LCD screen with FIOS HD and 5.1 sound rocks.)
Snow Cones look tired.
How’s your sandwich, Michael?
Too soon, Alfred.
My mom was sad because she doesn’t get TBS.
I sent her a link to the game. She’s happy, happy, happy.
Alfred is a dick.
MCPO is just recently learned why my Dad joined the navy.
Apparently, it’s easier than telling your parents you partied through finals week and flunked out of school.
MCPO, I just……..
Sure is. . . they geographically remove you from the problem – quickly.
I hear this for the first time at the age of 51, from my wife.
Ho Lee Fuk. What a storm. 70mph winds, quarter sized hail. I’ve been mucking twigs and leaves outta the pool for an hour. It’s a mess.
If last year’s storm hadn’t done my roof and fence in this one woulda. My truck seems ok, gonna have to look at it in the sunlight.
Jazz, just saw your question, yeah I know his work. He is old school and very good. He also looks like Santa Claus.
Little known Sklar fact, he was the bassist with Billy Thorpe on Children of the Sun.
For you youngsters.
and then what happened?
nothing
Iowa State is being a bitch.
Local news stations are making this story sound like the pope intervened in this case or someone at ICE decided to cut the guy loose. Not so much.
Jeebers that was a close win for UM
Little known Sklar fact, he was the bassist with Billy Thorpe on Children of the Sun.
Isn’t that cool? He’s on all sorts of stuff (more than 2,000 albums, I hear), but I really dig that li’l feather in his cap.
Woo Hooo!
Sorry Jay. Payback.
It had to be done.
Little known Sklar fact, he was the bassist with Billy Thorpe on Children of the Sun.
For you youngsters.
That song always makes me segue into this:
Did anybody tell anybody else that they were NOT leaving the house in that whore paint today?
Evening Hostages. Who we pissing off today?
Your Mom.
Ah. You told her that her family dinner plans that she made without asking weren’t going to work, didn’t you?
That pisses her off in a hurry. Every time.
I would never say that.
yeah I can see that segue into Heavy Metal
yeah I can see that segue into Heavy Metal
Wait, what?
http://tinyurl.com/kuxcvm9
So, this dude figured out a dramatic way to quit his job. I stop here at this gas station once a week:
http://bit.ly/1o9GPlY
Nice sausage fest you fellas have going here…..
Nice sausage fest you fellas have going here…..
http://tinyurl.com/nxjtq5m
I have to go watch a movie with my youngest girl.
I think it’s a Harry Potter thing.
AVENGE ME
*points and laughs at Dave*
I think there was an earfquake just now.
Cyn?
Yup.
http://www.data.scec.org/recenteqs/Quakes/ci15481633.html
Didn’t feel it here.
Stupid WP
Here we go…
http://www.theospark.net/2014/03/my-7-step-plan-to-destroy-america.html
>> *points and laughs at Dave*
I have an occasional weekend of this.
You have 15 years of it every weekend of this.
cheers.
I have an occasional weekend of this.
You have 15 years of it every weekend of this.
cheers.
both of you are lucky as hell, and I’m envious.
Although, after watching my friend deal with his daughter and her sketchy, domestically violent boyfriend, I may have to seriously rethink that.
Car geek alert! Anyone not interested in cars please ignore.
Through a casual conversation I found that the Chrysler SRT team has made a SRT6 version of the Crossfire. It also turns out that the Crossfire has the engine and chassis of the Mercedes SLK 320.
Oh did I mention that the SRT6 is the AMG 55 motor?
Unfortunately the AMG 55 made 345 hp while the SRT6 makes 330 hp. I went and test drove one today.
I am torn. The Crossfire is a ugly beast of a 2 seater. The mb SLK is a sexy beast, with the AMG 55 selling for 2x the cost of a Crossfire
Both are surprisingly affordable. I might be driving a 2 seat convertable soon. Is this a mid life crisis thing?
No feel earthquake chez Hate House.
Google “Top Gear crossfire clarkson.” Crossfire sounds like a bad idea.
http://www.topgear.com/uk/tv-show/series-3/episode-9
Thanks GO
looking at it now
I don’t trust Chrysler products and even a special edition of the Crossfire is still a Chrysler. Go for the Benz.
I am a Mopar Mad Man.
However the Benz is around $15k the Crossfire is $8 to 10k and 10 is cherry. But the Benz is a sexy beast. The crossfire is meh.
Well, the proof is in the test drive. Compare the fit and finish of the two. Of course, the insurance cost is worth research.
Jazz, you’re right and I kid BC because the hell with him I paid and he’s gonna pay.
But both of my daughters are happy and well, and still love me despite all my stupid, and that is the blessing of my life. Not to mention Mrs Dave and 32 years and she puts up with my shit even now.
Anyhow I gotta sleeps
George
are you my dad? He kindly asked me to get insurance quotes on the fuel injected 1969nCorvette big block I wanted to buy for $3000.
It turned out I could buy a Corvette every year for what they charged me.
However it is not a 470hp Challenger.
Vmax, I’m a stickler for recurring costs. Part of house hunting was estimates of homeowner’s insurance. If we were even two blocks closer to the undeveloped hillside our premiums would be an extra $2400 a year for being “in the brush.”
George, you mentioned ducks using your 30,000gal reservoir of hate. Just so you know, I have to share the pool here with ducks fairly often. And the city code says you can’t even shoo them off, as that’s harassment.
Well, I felt THAT one!
And the city code says you can’t even shoo them off, as that’s harassment.
Can you call them homosexual? Because that’s harassment now too.
Actually I’d love for ducks to show up more often. Just not so often to make a mess.
Ooh. Earthquake.
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/ci15481673#summary
during earthquakes boobs shake!!
Jeebers.
Pellet guns aren’t harassment; they’re “elemental encouragement.”
Yeah, Sean, you’re pretty much right on top of it. We just got one good shake and that was about it.
Earthquake intensity may be measured by the angular deflection of a standard pair of unslung ISO D-cup breasts compared to an index mark. This arrangement is called a nipplometer.
This was the biggest shake I’ve felt in a long time.
Michigan state wins. That makes it three Big Ten teams in the Elite Eight.
The angle of the dangle measures the motion of the ocean.
Hi darlin’, let me dangle my plumb bob between your mass detectors.
UK beat Louisville meaning 2 (out of 3 that started) SEC teams are in the Elite 8. Yeah, the SEC sure is crappy.
Happy I don’t use Firefox.
Some employees at Mozilla, the non-profit organization behind the Firefox browser, are calling on new CEO Brendan Eich to resign.
Mozilla workers are upset with Eich because he supported Proposition 8 and donated to the politicians who backed it.
Prop 8 was a Californian ballot-proposition banning same-sex marriage. It was officially rejected in February 2012.
Okay, I’m sorry, earthquakes are serious, but fellas… This was not a major event but the local news is going apeshit with Teh Earfquake Eleventy! They are repeating themselves over and over on KCAL 9, and the actually showed video footage of the horror witnessed by… Two dogs. They actually showed video of two huskies sitting by a pool watching slow waves in the water. The chyron caption? Pool Surge! My Gawd! If were any worse a little water might have sloshed from the pool!
Was it your pool?
Nah. Don’t have dogs. Bobcats would eat them.
So, caused by fracking or global warming?
Aliens.
CLIMATE CHANGE, GODDAMMIT. Try to keep up with the politically correct buzzwords.
Now, take all the photos you can find of upended vases or broken wine bottles and hysterically tweet them to your local news station.
God, they are just filling the airwaves now with repetitious drivel. When we eventually get something like the 1994 quake they will explode on camera from real fear.
Just finished the trip and now at the O’Hare Hilton. Good trip, cool Captain.
Been lurking, but didn’t have much time to talk.
Good morning, Captain.
Good morning to you – ah hah hah hah hah hah
Do you need another mule skinner
Out on your new mud run?
My next few trips aren’t going to be much fun. Oh well, I guess April will be all about the Benjamin’s.
Great guitar – this version of Muleskinner Blues (Blue Yodel #8) gives me chills… Jerry & Chet
Compare Rhonda Vincent’s version:
Ms. Vincent seems like she’d be a whole ton o’ fun. 😉
Watching tosh.0 on Comedy Central and drinking a cocktail.
Like robot chicken, it is only funny to me when drinking.
Jazz,
Her right hand is a blur!
I will refrain from the obvious comments because I know you sick bastards.
She’s rockin’ that black dress, too. That girl’s a package.
Pretty awesome, Jazz.
That dude with the neckfolds on fiddle is married to one of her daughters, so she’s no young’un. RV runs a bluegrass festival every year in her hometown in MO that I want to hit one of these years. I hear good things about it.
G’d eventide, oso. Been wondering where you were. I was espectin’ you earlier! 🙂
Lurking. Didn’t want to interrupt the sausagefest. Lenten Friday/
Well, you got to go flying. Isn’t that something, Phat?
Cards/Reds Opening Day!!!!!!
Man…. This is no joke – best version of Orange Blossom Special ever. This guy molests his fiddle and makes it do dirty, dirty things
Xbrad,
It’s a great job, don’t get me wrong.
I get paid to fly!
I’ve got a trip next week that’s going to be rough. Show at 4:15 am, depart at 5:00 am, one leg to Houston, 12 hrs in the hotel and depart at 8:30 pm for a flight to Newark.
No idea if I’ll be able to sleep during the day, if not I’ll have to call in fatigued and come off the trip. What moron builds a trip like this?
Old United never tried this crap, now that we’ve combined with continental this has become standard.
I’m off to bed, y’all. I’ve fallen asleep a couple of times already with the computer on my chest. Makes no sense not to be in bed.
Wearin’ those dresses, your hair done up so nice
Wearin’ those dresses, your hair done up so nice
You look so warm, but your derp is cold as ice
Newark sucks.
Ha ha ha! Jewstin?
http://imgur.com/gallery/CvmTaP1
So, this is a little info about how docs can take a pig’s heart and after some magic, use it in humans.
http://imgur.com/gallery/50gZpza
Best comment:
So, I can eat bacon until I need a new heart, then use a pig heart that’s left lying around from all that bacon??
http://imgur.com/gallery/iDAFb