Ya know what we haven’t done in a good long while?

wTf

Muahahahahahahaha

 

orange apron

So Happy It’s Thursday!

270 Comments

  1. WTFITS?

  2. Thor for the ettes

    http://tinyurl.com/nmw4fcg

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  4. Nevermind.

  5. OMG !!! I used the dashboard to delete a spam comment! I could feel the power as I was typing!

    *awards self bacon and chocolate covered Nobel prize*

  6. That was weird Pups. I didn’t want to click the link in case it was a trap. I’ve got the keys and figured I’d try to move it to the spam bucket along with all of Mare’s comments.

  7. The only thing that sucks more than an afternoon meeting is a morning meeting. Blah blah blah.

  8. Morning, children.

  9. Remember Jimbro: With great power comes great ability to screw with Wiserbud.

  10. Remember Jimbro: With great power comes the great ability to delete old tabs.

    wakey wakey

  11. UHM ..,

    WAKEY WAKEY

  12. Come ON guys. It’s my day off.

    criminey.

    I have a gardening project. I could talk about that.

  13. Scott sure Is wearing a lot of flair

  14. Heh. Scottw’s a Broney.

  15. Does your gardening project involve “medical” merijuana? If not, why not?

  16. No wakey wakey. Sleepy sleepy.

  17. I think we’ve lost Cyn. The salad fingers thing is possibly the weirdest video I’ve ever seen.

    Apart from footy baby cock, but that was her idea too.

  18. I have 10# of pork loin in the crock pot with 5 bags of taco seasoning, 5 avocados on the counter almost ripe, and a recipe for coconut flour tortillas.

    But I don’t get to eat any of that until after mass. Mrs. Caruthers and I are formally receiving the Nicene Creed tonight. I hope the tortillas don’t take too long to make.

  19. Let’s hear all about that gardening project.

  20. I have two sprouts from my serranos pequenos. No ghost or scorpion babies yet, though.

  21. I’m making bourbon maple shredded pork later today Leon. Got the recipe online last week and it sounds pretty easy.

  22. I would have preferred a shoulder or picnic roast for this, Jimbro, but pork loin was very cheap at some point in the last few months and I bought a lot of it for the freezer. Shredded would be a better texture for burrito-ing.

  23. My meeting was a total waste. It didn’t start on time so I sat in on the staff meeting led by the office manager and left there at 830. I passed the woman supposed to be running my meeting in the hallway as I was leaving. Fuck it, I’m not a puppet. It’s a minor miracle to get me to sit in on a meeting which is why I’m always nervous around the time my reappointment paperwork is submitted.

  24. Good morning, little sunshines.

  25. Why did no one tell me of this monstrosity?

    http://www.michellesmirror.com/2014/03/games-world-leaders-playthermonuclear.html

    For the first time in my life, I am embarrassed of my country.

  26. Ok, I’m BORED BORED BORED, and none of you is doing anything to help.

  27. I told you yesterday, about Mooch, not playing war games.

    You were probably working, but it’s ridiculous. People jockeying for the position to be close to Mooch. The award winning idea that was finally chosen for her highness was to drink water.

    Do I live in the US?

  28. Oh, I saw that piece. No – about Obama forcing the world leaders to play some STuPID war game he helped create and had practiced.

  29. Go read it. And cry. There are links to actual reporting of it, but Michelle’s mirror nicely summarizes (and links) the event.

  30. At least I’m trying.

    Can you imagine playing a war game like that with Israel?

    Obama: Would you like to play a game?

    Bibi: No, man-child. I would not. And furthermore, the way to win isn’t to ‘not play at all’ but to play to win. You don’t want to see what that looks like.

  31. If you’re a world leader, all you do is answer the questions in the manner that Obama would answer them. Then the other countries will think you’re a big giant pussy capable of doing nothing.

    It would provide cover for what the real consequences would be, which everyone knows is nuclear war.

  32. In war gaming, there’s a move known as the “table flip”. Someone should have pulled it before a single move had occurred.

    Maybe Belgium.

  33. Or Hell, Mexico. It’s not like they’d face any trouble for it.

  34. At the moment that the event was announced, Merkel should have looked up, and had a little chocolate frosting on her upper lip.

    Then proceeded to finish her doughnut. Game over.

  35. I’m embarrassed that my country connived to have the gamed played.

    Obama needs to get back to his faculty lounge asap.

  36. Merkel did play, though. Obama got his way.

    *cries

  37. Watch these two girls react to that “Lights Out” short. They’re animated and funny

  38. This is awesome. The Mayor or Charlotte was arrested yesterday for taking $48K in bribes.

    Even better, he said he was taking $12,500 as in investment in a feminine hygiene product. Vagina perfume.

    So far Florida is the least corrupt place I’ve lived. Weird.

  39. http://washingtonexaminer.com/article/2546350

  40. Yeah, the Dems have been on a tear with corruption lately, MJ. It’s almost like feelings, arrogance, and greed are no defense to criminal statutes.

  41. Boy, if I were Pope, knowing that I’m being used as a publicity prop, I’d have a hard time meeting with an advocate of indiscriminate baby-killing schmuck like Obama.

  42. Jazz, how is it any different than preaching to tax collectors, harlots, and Pharisees?

    I mean, it’s literally the same in at least one regard.

  43. Woke up to this message in my inbox:

    “Hi Teresa! Enjoy this new recipe for Gluten-Fre​e Fig Hemp Balls!”

    These chewy balls of energy are a great snack for an afternoon pick-me-up

    Um……OK
    ?

  44. I thought about that and dismissed it. But, to be more Christian about the situation, I’d see Obama, just not as a tool of propaganda. I’d probably either meet at another time or under different circumstances. Nothing says I couldn’t send him away until another day. Obama’s insincerity and pandering are transparent, and I wouldn’t have to lend myself to buoy his popularity so as to give him room to facilitate ends that are antithetical to my vocation and office.

  45. w00t!!!!

    Chief Architect is now available for Mac OS. Of course I just found this out after upgrading to Windows 8 yesterday for a cost of $199.

    Boo!!!

  46. oi!

  47. Obama’s got a soul, just as all men do, and his is gravely imperiled. Francis isn’t in physical danger from him, so why not try? If he doesn’t, he’s failing at his charge.

    Plus, Obama if Obama bows to him, heh. If he doesn’t, that’s another message again. Either way, the optics aren’t good for O.

  48. drive by –

    back to work

  49. Holy crap. This is old as hell but new to me.

    Holland’s got talent winner. She’s 9

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBMfgLvRZJs

  50. Quizno’s is dying. I had wondered if it would survive Subway adding their toaster ovens.

  51. Our local Quizno’s is now a Vietnamese pho place. I haven’t been in either one.

  52. Obama’s got a soul, just as all men do, and his is gravely imperiled. Francis isn’t in physical danger from him, so why not try? If he doesn’t, he’s failing at his charge.

    I made two separate comments, one relating to my own disposition and the other related to my view of the Papal audience with Obama. I don’t want to conflate the two.

    As to the first comment, my disposition is such that I would have difficulty seeing Obama while knowing I was being used as a tool of propaganda. I do difficult things, but I don’t embrace them all, and some I simply choose not to do. I would not begrudge the Holy Father whatever his choice.

    Regarding the second comment, I did not advocate that the Holy Father not see Obama. Rather, I suggest that the meeting be held under circumstances less public and less likely to play into an image campaign. Obama’s political need is in full view, his hostility to Catholic religious beliefs is on full display, and he has a history of using theater to accomplish his own ends, ends on which in many cases Obama places significant value and that are in direct opposition to Catholic teaching. I find nothing inconsistent with Christian or, more specifically, Catholic tenets in rescheduling an audience with the Holy Father to occur under circumstances less manipulative of the Pope and the populace.

  53. The Pope should sprinkle holy water on Obama, just to see if he spontaneously combusts.

  54. I just don’t know that he could have got the audience under any other circumstances, Jazz. At least he didn’t play the board game. For all I know, the first thing said after the doors closed was “stop oppressing my people”.

  55. Holland’s got talent winner. She’s 9

    Some of those —- Got Talent performances are pretty moving, Scott.

    Have you seen this one? This one may not fall in the moving category, but it’s pretty entertaining

  56. It is Thursday. . .

    a1AOg52_460sa

  57. Obama forcing the world leaders to play some STuPID war game he helped create and had practiced.

    Was there a line in there, where one of the ‘world leaders’ was caught for selling arms to said terror group? Because we know who would be in the running.

  58. The game ended when Putin walked into the room, pulled his dick out and slapped it onto the table, and told the assembled leaders to play with it.

  59. As far as Mooch’s staff getting angsty for not having daily contact with their precious….seriously? She has over 20 on her staff to help her pick out a skirt and wipe her ass? Every other first lady had one or two and that fat-assed tapeworm needs 25.

  60. I just don’t know that he could have got the audience under any other circumstances, Jazz.

    As it was Obama seeking the audience in Rome, if he honestly wanted to meet with the Holy Father, he could easily acquiesce to less manipulative circumstances.

  61. Every other first lady had one or two and that fat-assed tapeworm needs 25.

    To be fair, that IS a fat ass. 25 is about right if you compare personnel based on responsibility per yard of fabric.

  62. Lol @ fat-assed tapeworm.

  63. The frozen pizza spot reminded me of these


    I desperately wish I lived near one of these restaurants.

  64. Fair enough, but the Holy Father did it the way he did. My assumption has to be that it was the right decision, or at least not the wrong one. Either way, it’s done now, and they likely won’t meet again.

  65. The Pope should have told Obama to eat a bag of dicks.

  66. The Pope should have told Obama to eat a bag of dicks.

    Hey, no meat on Fridays.

  67. I’m under the impression — from some sources — that Obama is a fan of that dish.

  68. The Pope should have asked Obama to eat a piece of ham.

  69. “Hi Barry, I brought this great plate of olives and capicola from Rome.”

  70. Ed Driscoll has the rundown on a bunch of Democrat arrests this week. Leland Yee, Mayor of Charlotte, IL state rep, NY Assemblyman, PA state senator…. A party of thieves, the Dems are.

  71. Ed Driscoll’s column:

    http://pjmedia.com/eddriscoll/2014/03/26/dnc-police-blotter/?singlepage=true


  72. I swear that Putin has to be doing this just to fuck with Obama.

    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/putin-wants-russians-to-get-in-shape-163450055.html;_ylt=AwrBJR93TDRToWUALHPQtDMD

    US Presidential Physical Fitness Program: pushups and salad
    Russian Physical Fitness Program: Shirtless hand-to-hand combat against bears in Siberia.

  73. It’s not theft if the president does it.

  74. Rush said that Obama ended up at the Vatican by mistake.

    Obama thought it said Vacation.

  75. Holy crap. A mallard and his mate just landed in my 30,000 gallon reservoir of hate.

  76. Eugene Volokh has posted the UCSB Vice Chancellor’s letter to UCSB students regarding free speech. The VC’s letter does not reference the precipitating event for the communique and insults both the aggrieved protestors and people of moral conviction, but the letter does support free speech. One other very apparent aspect worthy of note: The number of “I” references and the personalization of the missive. Denizens of the left seem to have an innate need to insert themselves into every situation, as if their personal experience encapsulates and epotimizes some aspect of the travail – they either have lessons to teach through their own experiences or they can empathize with pain in seemingly EVERY situation..

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/volokh-conspiracy/wp/2014/03/26/uc-santa-barbara-vice-chancellor-issues-statement-supporting-free-speech/

  77. epitomizes

  78. 29999.98 gallons of water and .02 gallons of mallard poo.

  79. I’m regretting my decision to bother with Google+.

  80. Obama thought it said Vacation.

    Snort-worthy!

  81. Greetings, society of menaces.

  82. Rush said that Obama ended up at the Vatican by mistake.
    Obama thought it said Vacation.
    ———————————-
    http://is.gd/A64wKL

  83. I am not sure if the mallard was transgendered, so I probably should not have used the possessive adjective “his.”

  84. My android tablet and phone try and get me to sign up for GOOGLE PLUS every time I make an errant swipe on the touch pad.

  85. Rush said that Obama ended up at the Vatican by mistake.

    Obama thought it said Vacation.

    HAHAHAHAHA. Good one.

  86. http://is.gd/qONp7r

  87. Google plus, sucks.

  88. It wants to take over your internets experience.

  89. Jinx.

  90. I used it once for the AoS erection coverage. That was it.

    I prefer you people, to any social media.

  91. Ducks

  92. I only had the iPad camera handy and had to crop in a lot

  93. Seems to me that Dave would be able to tell us if that was an Argentine Lake Duck.

  94. Except for the attack birds, your H8 Pond looks inviting.

  95. No, they were Southern Clownifornia Hate Ducks. I’ll put up video on Hate House blog later.

  96. She has over 20 on her staff to help her pick out a skirt and wipe her ass? E

    HEY NOW. I’m eating lunch here.

  97. I’m apparently using G+ to learn that my “left-leaning” friend does more than lean. Not in a nice way, either. More like a PajamaBoy way.

  98. 7, 2014 1:11 pm

    Ducks
    http://i.imgur.com/ZNWW7mO.jpg

    Ha. So, I have a dish of water in with my new birds, because they ducks like water more than chickens/etc. It’s not very big – just a small tupperware container, but the other day I found one duck just SITTING in it. LOL

    I didn’t have my phone on me or I would have taken a pic.

  99. I prefer you people, to any social media.

    Who are you calling “you people?”

  100. I would not touch anything Google if it were not free. I still regret having a Gmail account. However, changing emails is a bigger nightmare then changing phone numbers. Google constantly fucks up my calendar events. It has the most bizarre behavior about alerts. If an event is set for all day, then I get eleventy dozen alerts, and the reminders for the event are set to weird values, like every 17,422 minutes.

  101. Ha. So, I have a dish of water in with my new birds, because they ducks like water more than chickens/etc. It’s not very big – just a small tupperware container, but the other day I found one duck just SITTING in it. LOL

    Lousy one-percenter duck.

  102. Hi everybody! I’m busy doing someone else’s coding, so I won’t be around much!

    Thanks!

  103. Hi Jay!
    Bye Jay!

  104. Speaking of social media, Americano wished me a happy belated birfday on facechimp, so I guess he’s still alive.

  105. I’m still twiddling my thumbs getting permission to set up my server software so I can start coding. So jealous.

  106. Who are you calling “you people?”
    ————————————-
    Mostly you.

    And by the way, her staff is 30. 30 people to put together a campaign to drink water.

    That’s somewhere around $4M paid to people to come up with one of the most basic activities in life.

    Next, we’ll have a campaign to breathe, or possibly blink.

    Blink 2015!

  107. y! I’m busy doing someone else’s coding, so I won’t be around much!

    Thanks!

    Did you file the requisite paperwork to be absent?

  108. Ha. So, I have a dish of water in with my new birds, because they ducks like water more than chickens/etc. It’s not very big – just a small tupperware container, but the other day I found one duck just SITTING in it. LOL

    Might want to switch it for a trough-type waterer. They are easy to make with pan and bucket if you don’t want to buy one.

  109. My daughter can deal with it. She’s the one who wanted ducks.

  110. The LA Times

    The public-corruption case filed against state Sen. Leland Yee on Wednesday could mark an abrupt end to the prestigious, and sometimes divisive, political career of one of the most prominent figures in California’s Democratic legislative majority.

    http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-yee-indictment-political-career-20140327,0,4920941.story#ixzz2xBYfVqKN

    That would be the democrat Leland Yee

    Flashback to 2011

    In a phenomenon that may be unique to liberal San Francisco, mayoral candidates are jumping on the Occupy SF bandwagon. John Avalos and Joanna Rees have already visited the protesters’ downtown camp. Leland Yee marched with the occupation Saturday, and on Friday David Chiu stopped by for a chat with the 99 percent. Yee joined Occupy SF for a massive march to Civic Center Plaza on Saturday.

  111. Mom told me she missed her rhubarb that got torn out when the fence was fixed.

    I told her since I’m putting together an order from a seed house, I would also add in a piece of rhubarb root to plant in her yard.

    So she is happy about that. Then she asks, ‘What do people use it for, anyway?”

    …? Um. So, I told her people cook the stalks for pie and such. She was surprised. “Oh, I just like to look at it.”

    *cancels order*

  112. Rhubarb has a lot of vitamin C.

  113. Rhubarb is delicious. Especially mixed with strawberries in pies.

  114. I just deleted my comment suggesting that rhubarb was good with strawberries in pie. Must be a midwest thing.

  115. you could just plant some burdock weeds out there. She wouldn’t know the difference.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arctium

    Well, except for the burrs, that is.

  116. I can remember cutting off rhubarb stalks from mom’s garden in Michigan and sprinkling with sugar.

    Also in strawberry pie, yes.

  117. Plant some week and kill two birds with one stone.

  118. You could grow weed on Car in’s land for quite a while without her noticing. I mean, not that I have, or am.

    But you could.

  119. Rhubarb chutney is good too.

  120. I don’t know nothing about rhubarb.

  121. Rhubarb makes some nice wine…

  122. *distills rhubarb brandy*

    *goes to jail for very dumb reasons*

  123. Duck video up at Hate House blog. Try the link to see it on youtube but not at full screen size. Lousy youtube won’t let me put up a better quality video.

  124. Love rhubarb pie. I had some rhubarb. don’t know how it’s doing. I moved it.

  125. We don’t have any kind of pie-making background in my family. I have had strawberry-rhubarb pie, though, and it is mighty good stuff.

  126. Business line doesn’t ring all day. Then I make one short phone call. During this phone call, I get two calls and voice mails.

    The Hell, people.

    *makes another call, superstitiously believing it will drum up more incoming work*

  127. I don’t even believe this shit. I just placed a call and as soon as the guy’s phone started ringing, Scott’s work phone in the other room started ringing. For a second I thought I had dialed Scott’s number by mistake.

  128. *stares at phone*

  129. LAURAW! THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!

  130. Phones are a scam.

  131. *calls Lauraw

  132. This is convenient. The lifeguard breaks every hour for ten minutes at the pool.

  133. It’s probably mandated by law.

  134. The fuck?

  135. All the kids have to get out of the pool too, right MJ? Grownups can stay in while the lifeguard is gone.

    Show them your id, MJ. They’ll let you stay in. And not just in the baby pool either.

  136. Awww shit. I just noticed the detergent I put in my He washing machine is not He detergent.

    Lots and lots of suds.

  137. Show them your id, MJ. They’ll let you stay in. And not just in the baby pool either.

    Totally Legit.

  138. Must-read post from Bob Laszewski on the fate of Obamacare

    http://healthpolicyandmarket.blogspot.com/2014/03/the-one-thing-that-could-save.html

  139. It’s raining and 45 degrees in C-bus.

    I’ll give you ‘the pool’.

    L to R

    MJ, Pupster

  140. Reminds me of this, Pupster: http://youtu.be/53OyPYa7SEI

  141. I have two teeny tiny scorpion sprouts.

  142. Uhn Huh. Me too.

  143. Well, that was an awkward exchange.

    Scorpion sprouts STRONG LIKE BULL!

  144. Well, that was an awkward exchange.

    I figured you’d seen that.

  145. GET A ROOM

  146. Omar should be the protagonist in Assassin’s Creed 5.

  147. No. The only Justice League I watched had Wonder Dog or Gleek the space monkey.

  148. Looks like a border collie-cattle dog mix, or a border collie-aussie shepherd mix.

  149. You missed out. Justice League Unlimited was really good. It’s all on Netflix. The boys might enjoy it.

  150. Long but educational:
    http://www.scifiwright.com/2014/03/the-unified-field-theory-of-madness/

    Old but dead nuts on the money.

  151. Time to go buy limes then feed the birds then give the cat a pill then go to mass then go home then cook food then eat food then maybe talk to you people* again.

    *you know who I mean

  152. My Gaia but the internet is freaking slow here. At a multimillion dollar ad agency.

  153. Must-read post from Bob Laszewski on the fate of Obamacare

    Ah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Of course, Harry Reid will insist this analysis is just another lie. You can’t polish this turd. It’s ad hoc, rule-by-decree from the Half-White-House for the rest of this term. I predict more delays by fiat.

  154. By [leftist] theory, all life is pure chance. Those men and races and nations who are successful are merely fortunate. The unsuccessful are merely unfortunate. (See Jarred Diamond’s GERMS GUNS AND STEEL for a truly embarrassing display of this pathology on display. The reason for the success of the Europeans is due to the good luck of living along a wide band of temperate climate. Just luck.)

    Oh gawd, how I hated that book.

  155. There are some truly strange people in this world.

    So I get home from work and the wife is watching Dr Phil. Yeah, I know. Anywho, the episode is on people who have an obsession with animals. This first woman is obsessed with her rabbits. All 10 of them. She puts them in diapers, clothes, feeds them from a spoon….this crazy bitch attempted to breast feed a rabbit. Breast. Feed. A. Rabbit.

    And these fuckers vote.

  156. >>>Oh gawd, how I hated that book.

    My ex-wife touted its virtues which was enough information to not read it for me.

  157. Rabbit teeth have to hell on a human nip.

    I dated a girl who had a pet rabbit. I hated that goddamned thing. It ran free in the house and left raisins everywhere. My sister had one, too, when she was younger. I called it “Stu,” i.e, Stew. It contracted some gastro problem and needed $1200 procedure to save its life. No rabbit is worth an investment beyond shots – the damn things can be replaced with ease. The only rabbit Iike is bugs bunny.

  158. karate time. BBIAB. I’ll be in a better mood, for sure.

  159. Can’t imagine putting these near my jugs if I was a woman or anyone’s boobie for that matter

  160. These went on sale today at the US Mint. Even if you’re not interested in coins it’s a) Baseball and, b) Unique curved shape never done on a US coin before.

    http://mintnewsblog.com/2014/03/2014-national-baseball-hall-of-fame-curved-coins/

  161. I don’t believe in baseball.

  162. Afternoon.

  163. Today I built ten (10) of these:

    http://tinyurl.com/lgod5xh

  164. Back to work.

  165. Manticore: *Very chipper* Good hustle today. Actually, I didn’t think it was that busy.

    Me: Bitch, do you know what it took for me to pull ten of those off in one day?*

    Manticore: . . . Good hustle.

    *Not actually spoken, but a look can talk too.

  166. What up, dingletwats?

  167. Wiser! Don’t be rude. MJ is talking to you.

  168. I’m starting to really hurt. Guess the rain is not too far away.

  169. All of Bcoch’s generation:

    http://is.gd/CAZNCX

  170. Don’t be silly, MJ. Bcock’s generation hasn’t discovered punctuation or sentences yet.

  171. MJ and friends…

    http://tinyurl.com/l7j3396

  172. Good point, Jew.

    Here is Bcoch’s generation discovering gravity:

    http://is.gd/HHgH5V

  173. Dammit. That sort of proved his point.

  174. Good evening, people who are always having great ideas!

  175. By all means, let’s cede control of the internet to the ‘international community.’
    http://www.valuewalk.com/2014/03/court-rules-turkish-ban-on-twitter-inc-twtr-illegal/

  176. The worst thing about ICANN is that it’s almost entirely useless. Not only should it not be ceded to the internationals, it shouldn’t exist.

  177. I’VE GOT NEW SOCKS ON

  178. Tube socks or dress socks?

  179. Wait a minute. Didn’t Rosetta say he does some kind of finance business? Hmmmm….

    http://imgur.com/gallery/wjUTI8K

  180. I sent you a twenty seven gig photo in Dropbox.

    Not a euphemism.

  181. Did anybody pull up next to anybody else while they were picking their nose at a red light today?

  182. *thud*

  183. Speaking of dropbox, what is an easy way to share a large file with a few people? Not all of them have dropbox or google drive account.

  184. >> what is an easy way to share a large file with a few people?

    Coffins work. Kind of expensive.

  185. You don’t have to have a dropbox account. You just need their email, and you can make it available to them.

  186. You had me at “dropbox”.

  187. what is an easy way to share a large file with a few people?

    Invite them over to your office. Tell them there will be punch and pie.

  188. ShareFile works well too; my company set up an account for me, so I don’t know if it’s free or not.

  189. The really naive daughter of a karate instructor friend got herself knocked up by a sketchy messican dude who’s 14 years older than her (she’s 22). The girl’s dad invited the father of the gestating grandchild over to dinner so the family could get acquainted with this guy, and the sketch-ican immediately started in talking about how he couldn’t file taxes this year because of identity theft or something. So I did a google search on him and found him in the local February 2013 issue of “Mugshots.” When I followed up on that, I found he’s got two convictions for domestic assault (with 7 assaults alleged) and one for B&E. The daughter still thinks Jose is a victim, but my pal is trying to figure out how to show her this info (I got the police reports and conviction records for him) without driving her off for being a nosy busybody in her business. What a mess.

  190. Tortillas were kind of a bust. Not sure if it’s me or the recipe.

  191. what is an easy way to share a large file with a few people?

    I use WeTransfer.com, but here’s a slightly dated rundown on six different services:

    http://www.itproportal.com/2013/04/21/6-file-transfer-services-sharing-data-wetransfer-dropbox-justbeamit-imagevat-minus-zumodrive/

  192. You had me at Sharefile

  193. Invite them over to your office. Tell them there will be punch and pie.

    When i tell people to come to my office for punch, they get nervous.

  194. it might just be the rohypnol, though – or my preoccupation with Jonestown and Heaven’s Gate.

  195. Okay, I’m off to dinner here:

    http://www.mortons.com/anaheim/

    Try not to put any dick pics in your dropbox while I’m gone.

  196. [i]what is an easy way to share a large file with a few people? Not all of them have dropbox or google drive account.[/i]

    Give PVT Smith the CD and tell him to get his ass on the LOGPAC.

  197. “dropbox”

  198. I have google drive. I don’t want to sign up for anything new. Looks like google drive would let me send links to non google emails.

  199. Jazz,

    I’d recommend not telling her and instead taking sketchican out to the woods with several of the instructors finest students and “explaining” to Romeo that if he screws up his life or, God forbid, hits the daughter, he’ll be used as a training dummy by the advanced class.

  200. Obama -vs- Putin

    The Truce of The Bear – Kipling 1898

    http://www.poetryloverspage.com/poets/kipling/truce_of_bear.html

    So it goes…

  201. Give PVT Smith the CD and tell him to get his ass on the LOGPAC.

    Sneakernet!

  202. Yinz suck.

  203. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQcNCc3Icx4

  204. tuchus

  205. Baoons!

  206. Cyn?

  207. LOLOL
    My two favorite things: giraffes and baoons.

  208. Oso?

  209. Heh.

  210. Pepe?

  211. Pretty much how I spend my days, Cyn.

  212. That’s why H2 is here: to help you remove the cup from your head.

  213. Hunh

  214. Since John Hughes was a topic recently:

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/justinabarca/which-john-hughes-classic-are-you

    I got Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.

  215. I got 16 candles. Heh. Long Duck Dong.

  216. The Donger needs breakfast!

  217. I love that movie!

  218. 16 candles was a movie?

    I was dividing by 4 to get bullwhips.

  219. No math!!!

  220. Bullwhippers hate math.

  221. I H8 math…wait a minute…

  222. UGH. One of Dan’s friends made a “Golf Course” on his mesa property. Dan said they’re all Par 2s. Just a bunch of holes dug on the mesa. Now that it is warming up, Dan gets invited to golf night. Best ball. Whatev. 2 of they guys smoke dope like Cheech & Chong. Dan and his golf partner drink JD like sponges. No girls allowed. No $20.

  223. Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.

    Apparently I’m the hallucination of a socially awkward teen.

  224. So Oso, what’s the problem?

  225. It is essentially a pitch and putt and they won’t let me play!!!!

  226. The one single guy who smokes dope would let me play because he thinks I’m funny, but the husbands are a bunch of jerks that want to exclude the wives.

  227. Offer to play topless.

  228. Ha.

  229. Join a softball league and quit shaving your pits. That’ll show em.

  230. I’m not ghey!!!

  231. Math time: 3 chardonnays OK. 2 Bourbons OMG. G’night. Plugging in the phone and reading. (Roamy sent me a box of books. Some of the books are serial. I may have to go to the library.)

  232. G’night. I have books to re-read.

  233. Goodnight Oso

  234. I survived LegoLand.

  235. http://tinyurl.com/mzrr43n

  236. I can’t be in love if it’s plastic
    
To derp on my own just seems tragic

    But we’ll raise our swords high when our day comes
    
You thought it was gold but it was bronze

  237. XBrad,
    That little guy has off the chart cuteness.

  238. Dahhh. Uncle Art.

  239. Heels.

  240. This bird has to be the official bird of the hostages. Either this or Long Duck Dong.

  241. Synchronicity

  242. Moms got ups.

  243. Or maybe Dad has ups and also paints his toenails.

  244. Pups, difficult to say. Hands and arms look a bit manly, but for a brief moment, you see twin peaks that could be boobage. Either way, awesome gif.

  245. Good news, oso and Sean! Fleetwood Mac is getting back together for a fall tour!

    Even Christine McVie! Squeeeeeee!

  246. The best part of Fleetwood Mac is Linseed Buckingham. Wait… The ONLY good part about Fleetwood Mac is Linseed Buckingham. I do like his guitar.

  247. Not sure id doggie toys or sex toys.
    Must be Pupster’s sex toys.

    http://imgur.com/gallery/CfHsvAA

  248. Sex toys for someone into puppy play.

    Who also frankly needs a better hobby.

  249. HAHAHAHA — YOU CAN’T FOOL ME THIS EARLY IN THE MORNING, TUSHAR!!!!!!

    No fucking way I’m clicking. You could tell me it’s nuns in church on for Easter services and I wouldn’t click. Not a chance.

  250. It’s just a collection of implements, Jazz, although a couple of them are anatomical, and at least a few probably came from PetCo.

  251. Christine McVie is my favorite Fleetwood Mac singer.

  252. I *do not* like FLeetwood mac.

    Didn’t they use one of their songs as the the theme song for the Clinton years?

  253. There is a spatula in there.

    *shudders not in the good way*

  254. Didn’t they use one of their songs as the the theme song for the Clinton years?

  255. Perhaps the greatest BBF evah?

    Probably not, but easily top 10.

  256. Morning, children. FU worpdress.

  257. Perhaps the greatest BBF evah?

    Probably not, but easily top 10.

    For those of you in Rio Linda, that means NEW POAT!

  258. >> I *do not* like FLeetwood mac.

    Answer the phone.


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