HHD of Shame

I was kidding when I said I would do this and I really don’t remember doing it in the past. This will be me in about 20 minutes:

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Let’s go the safe route and travel through time to remember the actors playing James Bond. A tuxedo and a gun are sexier than shirtless cowboys anyway, amiright?

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BOND RM

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Daniel Craig - New James Bond movie Casino Royale

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And in case you were wondering, you can find each of the Bond’s heights here. Daniel Craig isn’t included but he is a diminutive 5’10”—which amongst normal people is actually average.

 

278 Comments

  1. Hippocampus of shame

  2. What’s a hippocampus?

  3. For a guy doing HHD, this is surprisingly non-ghey

  4. Jim Carey is a tool. Don’t ever link him again.

  5. Mmmmmmorning! And thank you.

    *tosses the good beads at MJ*

  6. I hope you washed them first.

  7. Sheldon, I think someone sneezed in your cereal.

    I don’t eat cereal, so this can’t be referring to me.

  8. These beads smell like….

  9. Better that than Teen Spirit.

  10. 3 secret service guys were sent home for being drunken idiots. Obama is down to only 397 people.

  11. I’ll bet the hookers are a lot more expensive in Belgium than in Colombia.

  12. Sheldon, I think someone sneezed in your cereal.

    Heh. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plDypd609jM

  13. You’re paying for quality, though.

  14. Slow day.

  15. I blame Mare.

  16. Not a single flake was fallen by the time half my office cancelled for the day. The first two patients got nearly an hour of my time which almost never happens.

  17. I’ve reached it. Then end of my rope.

    I cannot stand the cold anymore. I am so sick of being cold. It’s freezing in my house and my fingers are numb.

    ga.

  18. A hippocampus is the seahorse of the brain. Seahorses are gay (NTTAWWT). Ergo HHD is gay. Or something.

  19. *throws Car in in the shower

  20. We had an inch of powder at my house this morning. Winter will never end.

  21. *deletes work related rant*

    TL;DR

  22. I was wearing my down jacket indoors yesterday Car in.

  23. Haha, I look like Ari Gold a lot of times.

  24. It could be worse.

    Cape Cod is getting nailed right now. Heavy snow, hurricane force winds.

  25. Pretty sure my cow orker has narked out my Pupster identity to management.

    Hi boss!

    Hi cow orker!

  26. Oh that simply won’t do.

  27. *contemplates gifs from “Catster”*

  28. I watched the final episode of Homeland last night. I did not like it.

  29. It snowed all day yesterday with heavy winds/sideways snow.

    Today it’s fucking freezing.

  30. I tried to watch a new tv show last night … made it a half an hour. Also tried to watch “modern family” meh.

  31. Carin, quit your bitching.

  32. Carin, quit your bitching.

    You come up here and make me. I’ll be huddled under five blankets.

  33. It’s freezing here too. I know it’s cold in MI and other places and I know I’m bitching up the wrong tree, but I’m fucking sick of this shit.

    Totally and completely done with it. I used to think my condo in FL was a curse because it’s worth about half what I paid for it. After one winter in NC, it’s a blessing.

    The end of my nose is always cold. My hands are like ice. Yesterday it took two miles of running before my feet began to tingle back to life.

    Fuck this shit.

  34. Was homeland good overall? I’m running out of Top Gear.

  35. It’s 58 here and I’m wearing two layers of sweats.

  36. You come up here and make me. I’ll be huddled under five blankets.

    That sounds dirty.

  37. Mj, I’m sure it’s going to take a while for you to adjust. But this shit up here? We are seriously below the averages.

  38. Homeland was good. There’s a fair amount of muslim-bashing (for hollywood, anyway), and the plot is pretty twisty.

  39. But I definitely did not like the last episode.

  40. I used to be a pretty dedicated video gamer; not so much anymore. But recently I dusted off my old copy of Alpha Centauri, and for a 15 year old game, it is still very playable and enjoyable.

    I recommend it.

  41. We are seriously below the averages.

    Yeah, it’s like living in a deep freeze, inside of another deep freeze. Nothing seems to ever warm up.

  42. I give it five of these: ∞∞∞∞∞

  43. Mj, I’m sure it’s going to take a while for you to adjust. But this shit up here? We are seriously below the averages.
    ———————-
    We are too. I’m just being a pussy I did HHD.

  44. Pretty sure my cow orker has narked out my Pupster identity to management.

  45. Last winter I burned 3 tons of wood, this winter I burned 5.

  46. Tons??

  47. Pretty sure my cow orker has narked out my Pupster identity to management.
    ———————————
    http://is.gd/NO65e3

  48. Tons, and we aren’t done yet.

  49. Tons, and we aren’t done yet.

    Damn.

  50. Meh. They know who I am and what I can do.

    Even more so now. I bill more hours than anyone and still have time to post gifs.

  51. One large tree can easily be a ton of wood when green. What do they lose in drying, 50%? So ~10 trees this Winter?

  52. I’m surprised CT hasn’t outlawed burning wood. Michigan is the leader in that FAIL! category, I guess.

  53. A decent sized tree is several tons.

  54. It carbon neutral Jay. We are saving the planet.

  55. I have a lot of indecently-sized trees, so I’m considering my options.

  56. You guys hit on something yesterday too. Buying an electric car is actually less eco-friendly than buying a gas car and driving it for along time.

  57. Electric cars are a superior example of lack of forward thinking.

  58. Plus, the electricity often comes from coal burning power plants.

  59. Scott is a unicorn-fart denier.

  60. Liberals are funny. The VW turbo diesel is one of the greenest cars on the planet and you can’t buy one in Mass because diesel is icky.

  61. What coal burning power plants? Oblowme is closing them down. Stoopid lefties.

  62. I don’t understand that either. Diesels can get 50-75 MPG.

    Sure, they won’t get you laid, but neither will a prius.

  63. And I can save the planet by burning wood.

  64. Pupster, are you saying your cow orkers are now viewing H2? Do we have to be on our best behavior?

    *puts on pants*

  65. Plus they last a lot longer MJ. I am approaching 180,000 miles on my truck.

  66. Liberals have tertiary syphilis.

  67. 150k on my $10k Hyundai. First battery, too.

  68. I just rolled over 100,000 on my 2007 Tacoma

  69. I have finally learned my lesson with batteries, change them out in warm weather. If you don’t, you’ll be doing it when it’s 5 below.

  70. First battery, too.

    Amateur.

  71. Hi chillens!

    Just a quick drive-by to say hello and to leave this link here.

    I’ve been looking for optical manufacturers for a reason I will not get into and I found this company.

    Check out the their homepage and tell me you wouldn’t buy their frames.

    http://www.eyeqeyewear.com/

  72. Those frames come with head lice.

  73. I’m not cool enough to wear those. Pretty sure I have to have eaten at a Thai-Mex-Croat fusion restaurant in the last few months or something.

    Or enjoy unseemly activities with dudes wearing gauge expanders.

  74. What the fuck is up with the douche on the far left? Did the photographer tell him to put that expression on his face or is that his natural face? Just begging for a fist.

    Seriously, what marketing director looked at that picture and said “THIS!! THIS is our target market!!! RUN THAT SUCKER!!!”?

  75. Let’s target the unemployed, nobody else is doing that!

  76. You guys hit on something yesterday too. Buying an electric car is actually less eco-friendly than buying a gas car and driving it for along time.

    Duh. Pat’s been mentioning this for years.

  77. I wouldn’t buy their frames.

    Pupster, are you saying your cow orkers are now viewing H2? Do we have to be on our best behavior?

    No. No.

    I can’t talk about the real issue. http://i.imgur.com/uqGZpjT.gif

  78. Shoulda put “EBT” on their home page.

  79. **punches Wiser just to be safe**

  80. I can’t talk about the real issue.

    Let me know if you need help relocating.

  81. Leon, did you ever play Alpha Centauri?

  82. I didn’t. Last game like that for me was Civ 4. I have heard very good things about it, though.

  83. Seriously, what marketing director looked at that picture and said “THIS!! THIS is our target market!!! RUN THAT SUCKER!!!”?
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    The marketing director probably IS the douche on the left.

  84. Yep MJ. He goes out with Pajamaboy.

    I think.

  85. Those pants are BITCHIN’!

  86. So the professor that assaulted a teenager for expressing her free speech rights in a designated free speech zone is still employed?

    Scott is right. We are doomed.

  87. Scott is right. We are doomed.

  88. Don’t be so racist.

  89. She was at least charged. Surprised at that.

  90. Scott is right. We are doomed.

    *risky click*

  91. She’s actually going to be found guilty too. There’s no doubt.

    She told the cops that she did everything she was accused of, which led to the charges.

    First, that was not nice to hurt a sixteen year old.

    Second, no one who isn’t intelligent enough to say ‘lawyer’ when asked about an assault should not be teaching college.

    Third, I really want ravioli for dinner but that would require another trip into this super cold windy day.

  92. I neglected to set out any steaks to thaw this morning, so I’m going to have to go with the ground beef in the fridge. And possibly a pile of eggs.

    I might make meatballs.

  93. The ironic hipster doofuses in that ad page that Wiser put up probably aren’t paying for those expensive glasses, seeing as they are still on Mommy and Daddy’s insurance plans.

    Still, every single one of those faces is just asking for a swirlie.

    And an atomic wedgie.

  94. And a kick in the vag.

  95. Heh, the GOP stole Slublog’s Obama Signature pic.

    I’m sure they’ll be asking for more money soon.

  96. And a glass of hot chocolate, before talking to the fam about the Affordable Care Act!

  97. Ferris on Rush right now.

  98. Penelope drives a VW Jetta Diesel. Gets between 41 and 45 MPG. Really nice to go 550+ miles between fill-ups. We’re pushing 100,000 miles and the only issue has been an air conditioner compressor.

  99. I should get a VW diesel. I loved my Rabbit diesel.

  100. Heh, the GOP stole Slublog’s Obama Signature pic.

    Link?

  101. Top poat at the HQ right now.

  102. Thx

  103. Here.

  104. I am now extra sad that I didn’t thaw a steak today.

  105. We took 2 steers to the processor a couple of weeks ago, Leon. Soon, we’ll have over 1,000 pounds of wholesome beef. This is their slow season, so they can let it hang for quite a while.

  106. Hahahahahahaha

    I remember the night Slu toppled over on Wiserbud.

  107. I think I’ll let it hang for a while.

  108. How to ruin pjm’s morning in a few easy steps:

    1. Stop and snap this picture: http://tinyurl.com/klhxee6

    B. Poat it to facechimp and tag her.

    #. Enjoy the fact that you have bored that song into her skull for the remainder of the day.

  109. *golf clap*

  110. I remember the night Slu toppled over on Wiserbud.

    I’ll never forget it either.

  111. I have decided on dinner. Meat loaf will be attempted.

  112. Don’t forget the spilled beer!!?! Where I come from, that is called “Alcohol abuse”.

  113. We took 2 steers to the processor a couple of weeks ago, Leon. Soon, we’ll have over 1,000 pounds of wholesome beef.

    This ought to go without saying, but in case it wasn’t obvious, I’m quite jealous.

  114. I am downloading Windows 8.1. You may resume your navel gazing.

  115. >> I remember the night Slu toppled over on Wiserbud.

    He tried to dip me and dropped me.

  116. Wiserbud or Slublog?

  117. Slubs.

    At least I was close to the floor so it didn’t hurt so much.

  118. Any gimp users here?

    Is it impossible?

  119. …close to the floor…

    I can hear another height joke on Special Edition Saturday..

  120. wiser uses it. If you know photoshop, or understand filters and layers, you should be able to fight your way through it.

  121. Slu was excited that I brought Yuengling beer. He was like a little kid about it.

  122. I’ve used it, but I already own Photoshop, so it’s basically the same.

  123. I don’t know photoshop.

  124. Treat everything as background and layers, scott. stack everything on top of each other. You’ll get it.

    Work through a couple of these: http://www.gimp.org/tutorials/

  125. Scott, you’ll need to start with some kind of tutorial. It’s pretty complicated.

    What are you needing to do?

  126. Here’s a photo one of my beautiful daughters just put on Facebook. Hell, I’ve got kids older than some of you.

  127. Why do I not remember the Slu – Wiser – Dave thing?

  128. WAIT: don’t answer that!

    Rephrase – When and Where did the Slu/Wiser/Dave thing happen?

  129. She is quite lovely, ‘Spur!

  130. CT 2010 Meatup in that private room we had off the bar.

  131. I was there… maybe I just stepped outside at that moment. Sounds like I missed a good one.

  132. Thanks. I’ll check out the tutorials.

    I don’t need it for anything in particular, it’s just something I have wanted to learn.

  133. That was Friday night, he was happy happy happy.

  134. There’s a bit of a learning curve, but you’ll catch on. It’s just a different way of doing things.

  135. I more remember him at the picnic the next day when he was sad sad sad.

  136. That was one of the biggest fucking hangovers I’ve ever seen.

  137. Cyn – I think that was his first hangover in YEARS!

  138. Hotspur – Not sure how one gets a hangover drinking strictly beer. . .

  139. He was one reeeeeally hurting dude on Saturday. Then again, I think we’ve all been there once or twice. Poor guy. Ha ha ha

  140. Maybe he did the shots Friday that happened a few times.

  141. Rosetta was there so I suspect gin and Jagermeister.

  142. You should have gone go-cart racing. That makes you feel better.

  143. Scott – Yeah, I think I did a couple of shots of Jameson but, not enough to make me ill.

  144. Dr Helen has a post about how people and especially men, are reluctant to help children who appear to be lost.

    That reminds me of something: couple of summers back, I wax at a beach in Delaware with my two friends and their families. Six adults and six children. It was getting a bit dark. And the ladies left the kids with us and wandered of to some shops (ofcourse). One of my 4 year olds got confused and followed a white family away from the beach and into the crowded area that has food stalls and what not. Then the family realized they had an extra child that appeared to have extra tan. They approached a policeman, but stayed around waiting. After 15 minutes of frantic search, I located them. I saw my kid standing with a cop, and as I approached, he pointed to me and said,
    “Thats my daddy”. The cop pointed me to the family and I approached to thank them. And I saw fear on the face of that father. He was afraid how I would react and if I would accuse him of anything. At that point I simply loathed our modern society that turns decent men into fearful people. I thanked him profusely and saw his fear getting replaced with relief.

    We are destroying our society by basically branding men as monsters.

  145. We are destroying our society by basically branding men as monsters.
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    That sounds pretty judgmental and I’m not comfortable with that.

    Can you please put a trigger warning before your comments, Tushar?

  146. I wax at a beach

    LOLOLOL !!

    I needed that laugh – thanks Tushar!

  147. Here’s a photo one of my beautiful daughters just put on Facebook. Hell, I’ve got kids older than some of you.

    My dad was born in 1950, so that makes sense.

  148. Cyn, I WAS at the beach. It is not easy to type on a phone

  149. Sorry about that, MJ.

    Heres your belated trigger warning

  150. http://is.gd/3vqyQg

  151. Time waster: http://www.patatap.com/

  152. I should wax at a beach.

  153. Cool link, Jimbro.

  154. I got burn marks out of an enamelled pot today.

    Mix 1/2 inch of hydrogen peroxide, a tablespoon or two of baking soda, and bring it to a boil.

    Let it simmer for 5-10 minutes.

  155. Heres your belated trigger warning
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    L to R:

    Tushar, MJ

    http://is.gd/1XIgGR

  156. Lobster lobster

  157. Daily Mail story on the Oso, WA mudslide.

    http://tinyurl.com/q9wu5h5

    Clicking on the camera icon magnifies the pictures. This is the first set of pictures that has let me get my mind around how big this thing was.

  158. MJ, you were not at the Texas meatup and did not see me shoot. Hence your insolence.

    I have just one piece if advice for you: aim high!

  159. Afternoon.

  160. I have just one piece if advice for you: aim high!

    Just sight your laser where the dot should be….

  161. Today I built three (3) of these:

    http://tinyurl.com/l7yzcjm

  162. MJ, you were not at the Texas meatup and did not see me shoot. Hence your insolence.
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    I thought you used a bow and arrow?

  163. We should do another NE meat-up this summer. Around late July or August when some of us *ahem* would like to escape the heat. Maybe in Boston.

  164. Still apt to be snow on the ground.

  165. Tushar, I recently apprehended a little Indian kid who ran out of the post office and almost ran right into the parking lot. He couldn’t have been three years old, but plenty rambunctious.

    I was in the outer vestibule, filling out forms. The kid was rambling around in there near me. His mom was inside, keeping an eye on him from the post office line. Then somebody hit the handicapped door button and the doors swung open. Out he dashed, with a big grin on his little mug.

    I just walked out there after him and lightly put my hands on his front and back, to stop him from walking into the road. His mother was two seconds behind me and scooped him up. She gave me a shitty look.

    Whatever. I understand that it’s creepy when a stranger grabs your kid. But if a little kid runs toward the road, I am going to grab him. Sorry.

  166. She gave me a shitty look.

    It was nice that you didn’t whip her ass in front of the kid.

  167. Laura, it is sad that parents are so fucking dumb that they don’t realize that their precious brat is alive because of the actions of a stranger.

    Yeah, I would accept the shitty look with equanimity as well, as well as I know I saved a life.

  168. Good call laura!

    I want to put up a sign at the pizza place:

    Unattended children running around will be given a Mountain Dew and a puppy.

  169. >>Unattended children running around will be given a Mountain Dew and a puppy.

    Wars have started over smaller things.

  170. Laura, we Indians have some weird facial expressions. One of them is a , “I feel embarrassed you had to exert effort because of my abject stupidity.” Expression. I can demonstrate that look at the next meatup. To the untrained eye, it might come across as a shitty look.

    Not making excuses for that woman. Just wondering. We usually feel very grateful to anyone who saves the fruit of our loin from getting crushed.

  171. She was probably just a scrunt.

  172. >> His mom was inside, keeping an eye on him from the post office line.

    Parenting Fail #1. Should have kept the kid with her.

  173. …on a leash with harness.

  174. Dave, this kid was full of jumping beans. So she just let him go wander around while she kept him in eyeshot. I am sympathetic. Some kids just won’t tolerate being stapled to Mom’s side all the time, and she still has things that need to get done.

    Tushar, I could have misinterpreted her look. It just wasn’t a happy one, so I may have assumed incorrectly.

  175. Kid Leashes: thank you sweet dear lawdy reegis thank you. The looks were worth every inch of it. Gave my boys a smidge of freedom and me the peace of mind of knowing they were just one yank away.

  176. You just enjoyed yanking their chain whether they needed it or not, Cyn.

  177. I just made my kids stay in the car.

  178. >>>I just made my kids stay in the car.

    Gotta remember to crack the windows.

  179. Can’t do that any more in these times, HS. Too many bad buggers out there :(

  180. Can’t do that any more in these times, HS. Too many bad buggers out there :(

    Not really. We’re just more likely to hear about them now.

    The increased problem is CPS. Leave your kid in the car and you’re likely to find a couple of agents on your doorstep.

  181. >> Tushar, I could have misinterpreted her look. It just wasn’t a happy one, so I may have assumed incorrectly.

    It’s possible she was just embarrassed. Some people don’t respond to that well. Others walk around in soaking wet clothes and laugh it off.

  182. The increased problem is CPS. Leave your kid in the car and you’re likely to find a couple of agents on your doorstep.

    Yes, sadly, you are right on this.

    I remember one time I was at the grocery store with Baby Axeman in the cart and Toddler Googleman walking next to the cart; he HAD to TOUCH EVERYTHING on the shelves. He did not listen to me enough times that I gave him a swat on his butt to get his attention to start minding me… and then I remembered the cameras in the store. @@

    We immediately checked out and left the store.

    Stupid leftist society.

  183. Our Demo people can’t give food samples to kids without parental permission. OMG you should hear the complaints. One of the best things about Sam’s, is fewer Code Adam’s and shopping cart mishaps.

  184. Did anybody find out that anybody else was practicing medicine without a license today?

  185. Medicine? No. Very funneh punking of Peej on FB.

  186. It’s possible she was just embarrassed. Some people don’t respond to that well. Others walk around in soaking wet clothes and laugh it off.

    Hah!

  187. Very funneh punking of Peej on FB.

    Heh. Thanks.

    I just watched the Pilot episode of Life on Amazon. Good stuff. Thanks to b-rad and jenn for mentioning that the other night.

  188. I liked Life too. It’s a different show, but great acting.

  189. Christina Hendricks bewbs make a few appearances.

  190. Apparently, I have to go to Legoland tomorrow.

  191. I remember you. . . You’re the one who made my dreams come true

  192. Ooooh…good one Mcpo!

  193. Number One son says giving DG her medication is like giving her two double espressos. Five minutes afterwards she running around the house at mach 3.

  194. MJ, Pupster! Stop fighting!

    http://imgur.com/gallery/lAE2qF5

  195. Wow Sean, you have quite the audience watching your Bears play basketball.

    Dubya looks good!

  196. Mcpo, that’ll happen with asthma meds. Need DG video. I bet mach 3 is hilarious.

  197. I need DG video too. I’ll pass along your request.

  198. I just watched the Pilot episode of Life on Amazon. Good stuff. Thanks to b-rad and jenn for mentioning that the other night.

    That was me. I mentioned I’d found the show on Netflix and had started consuming it voraciously, and they both affirmed my excellent taste in television programming. Not needing that kind of affirmation and being the humble sort I am, I had to shut down their praises for my superb cultural tastes, but I let them continue to espouse the virtues of the show without interruption.

  199. Thanks. Love that little girl.

  200. Who posted the Kunt & The Gang link the other night?

  201. That was me.

  202. Although Cyn sent it to me via email.

    She’s seen things. Dark things.

  203. Peej is still alive?

  204. Alive and well on FB

  205. Peej is a scam. Just like the rest of us. It’s like a 60’s anti-war group, except we’re all nothing but really elaborate Chinese spammers.

  206. Is Life the one with the Scots ginger from Band of Brothers?

  207. MJ, I’ve been laughing my ass off at that guy, K&TG is fucking hysterical. That “I sucked off a bloke – I didn’t like it” made me cry from laughing so hard the first time I watched it. I can’t find anyone who appreciates it, though. Fucksticks, the Michael Jackson Tribute, You brought a pedo to a 5 aside, Bangers and mash, Gentleman’s wash – the dude just makes me laugh.

  208. Damien Lewis. Yep.

  209. Yeah, Chief – Damian Lewis is the ginger’s name. He does an American accent better than most Americans.

  210. So, in one of K&TG’s videos (“I was pissed out of my head”) he’s drinking something called “White Storm.” I had to look it up. It’s a white “cider” sold in the UK, and the reviews are AWESOME

    http://www.ciao.co.uk/White_Storm__6636625

  211. Although Cyn sent it to me via email.

    You’re welcome.

    *grins evilly*

  212. I’m still sick as a dog, and in my jammies. So Viki brings home company for dinner.

  213. Sorry you’re feeling poorly.

    Wait, she brought “company” for “dinner” at 10:30 pm??

    Get. Out.

  214. There are blood sugar dogs?

    Ho Li Crap.

  215. Scott, they are really cool. I’ve seen them in action at the Club.

  216. Better than meters.

  217. did y’all see the video of the construction worker who escaped the fire by jumping to a balcony below the apartment he’s working in?

  218. I had no idea.

  219. One of our members has a seizure dog and a blood sugar dog. The dogs are incredible.

  220. PTSD dogs, too.

  221. I sometimes wonder if Sparky would ever let me know if Axeman was running stupid hi or lo.

    Then I look down and see Sparky licking himself and know, “prolly not”.

  222. Blood sugar dogs have different behaviors for low or high blood glucose.

  223. Poor, Sparky. These puppehs have super serial training.

  224. I had a flatus dog. He performed best after eating people food.

  225. Are they mostly labs Oso?

  226. We have service dog trainers in our Club all the time. Membership retail isn’t as busy and trainers are able to socialize and train in a retail environment. I’ve only had to deal with a few assholes about it.

  227. Well, she showed up at 7:30. I knew she was from England, so I figured it was some frumpy old Jane Austen fan. Nope. Cute young blonde.

  228. Scott, epilepsy and sugar dogs are usually small. Labs are common for blind service. PTSD dogs are all over the spectrum. They just can’t be hyper.

  229. Sniffer dogs tend to be larger.

  230. I should train Sparky to be something other than an itchy dog. Border Collie with ACD (mutt/pound doge). He does herd very well and guards the crap outta me.

  231. It’s probably easy for them. Smaller dogs would be better for sighted people.

  232. Doxies are scent dogs. I think it is more about the training. RL friend has a Malinois that is in training for scent trials. Local group trains pound rescues for different service abilities. They have different dog jackets for different skills.

  233. Dogs like that need a job, Cyn.

  234. Border Collies need work!

  235. Ruby wasn’t happy unless she had a job.

  236. Guarding seems to be the job that he likes best, whether he sits in the chair and looks out the window or lays at the base of my chair and faces outward. He loves it when I come back in the mornings from dropping off the boys at school and I ask him if it’s “time to go to work?”–you can almost see him smile.

  237. I had the brattyest kids ever at a table tonight. Omg was he bad.

  238. Mouthy.

  239. Nope. Cute young blonde.

    Natch.

    One in a million that she was into middle aged dudes wearing pj’s… who knew.

  240. A neighbor had a black lab that was well over 100 lbs. One of Ruby’s jobs was to keep that poop monster out of our yard.

    She drove him off each and ever time. I had to save him a couple of times.

  241. Border collies are Republican. Wiener dogs are D-rats. The FSA of the dog world.

  242. Well, she’s fiddling with her blouse trying to keep her bewbs from falling out.

  243. Mouthy.

    A Kid Leash woulda fixed that.

  244. Car in. We always feel sorry for servers that get gifted with asshole kids or guests. Same time, don’t fuck me over because you are avoiding bitch from hell or devil spawn in your area.

  245. That lab’s name was Ripper.

    I could turn sweet little Ruby into Cujo by saying “Ripper” or “bag of mumps”.

  246. Well, she’s fiddling with her blouse trying to keep her bewbs from falling out.

    Have you offered to help?

  247. Rant. I used to sit in the smoking section to avoid asshole kids. Now that all our restaurants are non-smoking, where do I eat? Where do I go? Oh right, I eat at home and avoid restaurants.

  248. If you say “protect” to Bubba, he goes Cujo.

  249. Well, he used to. Now he turns into angry George Burns.

  250. “bag of mumps”

    HA HA!

  251. My yappers are noisy. Gingy gets called Cujo as a joke. Wiener dogs are cray cray.

  252. She’s playing with my pussy right now.

  253. There ya go! People with cats and people with wiener dogs just need to go to bed and not go for the LHF.

  254. lhf?

  255. low hanging fruit

  256. My two idiot dogs are outside in the dark chewing on knucklebones and, thankfully, not barking and waking up the neighbors as usual

  257. Dan thinks he is freaking funny. “Kiss my wiener” “Stroking my wiener” “My Wiener is huge in Japan”

  258. “Any gimp users here?”

    I’m gimpy, but not a user!!

  259. TJ!!!! Dan: So, when we go to EP we need to let TJ know? Me: Yep. Dan: Isn’t he a rocket surgeon that knows Harrison Schmitt? Me:Yep. Dan: He’s totally out of your league. Me: He’s a Moron. Fin.

  260. Anita & I went to a movie today; “GOD’S Not Dead”.
    Middle of the week, middle of the day, at a Regal 20-screen cinema.
    There was, maybe 50 cars in the lot and many recent totally-hyped movies playing.
    Probably 90% of the people were in our theater. I was shocked, SHOCKED I tell you.
    I was very pleased…

  261. Duck Dynasty. I’m still freaking about the Oso slide. God is in the details.

  262. Yeah Oso
    Let me know when you all plan to come down
    Lots of medical stuff next month, so please give me some heads up
    Speaking of which…Next weekend is the NASA field trip with Schmitt and the gang in Houston, btw
    Gotta go since I’m the North Dakota delegate to the AAPG, even though I mostly live in El Paso.
    Lots of people think that’s pretty funny..

  263. TJ, I’ll let you know.

  264. Oso
    Here’s something from the EP paper on my wife’s Tio Sunshine
    Albert was quite a guy..

    http://tinyurl.com/n63z4t9

  265. Great Obit. Is he buried by my Tia Julia? El Paso IMHO is more NM than TX. Less rayciss.

  266. He’s in the family plot in the Jewish cemetery next to Concordia
    Right by all the traffic of I-10
    Not the quietest spot

    El Paso is more NM, absolutely
    My daughter is a fifth generation El Paso native
    Her family’s been here for over 140 years and she has no Texas accent at all
    My family in East Texas certainly makes up for it..

  267. Some family (in-laws) went to see that, chrisp. I hadn’t heard of it. They really liked it.

  268. That Noah movie sounds like a disaster

  269. If you would derp me all
    As I would derp it to you
    Nothing would be, nothing would be, nothing would be

  270. Derp never sleeps.


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