The 2nd Annual NoVaMoMee

Pupster Edit:  I felt bad about pushing Bcoch‘s poat down earlier, so I thought I’d spice it up a bit.

LADIES, GENTLEMEN, MORONS, ETTES AND HOSTAGES!!!!!!

The date has been set, the location chosen, invites are going out. The 2nd Annual NoVaMoMee (Northern Virginia Moron MeetUp) will be on Saturday, June 21st.

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You are all hereby officially and cordially invited to attend.

We had a great time last year with a turn out of about 25-30 people. Hoping for even more this year. Lots of folks came from all over. I come up from Florida, we have an Ette that makes the trip from NH and several of the Horde comes up from NC.

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If you’re interested in coming, please send me an email at bcochran1981 at gmail and I’ll see that it gets forwarded to the appropriate person. Hope to see you there!

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247 Comments

  1. Senator John Blutarski.

    Well done.

  2. Waiting on the dryer to finish doing its thing so I can go to work. Without mildewing.

  3. Morning, children.

    Hope Roamie comes back soon.

  4. Same here Pepe. I’ve been busy this week and sort of missed the reasons. Anyway, hopefully it’s a short break.

  5. STOMPED ON LIKE A BITCH

  6. I got 3/7ths of the comments on this poat. That’s like……ummh……75% or something. I kicked this poat’s ass.

  7. Everything old is new again.

  8. Coconut flour bread sliced and fried in coconut oil is pretty good.

  9. This poat is some like some weird time warp

    http://tinyurl.com/pl8mk2q

  10. I got 3/7ths of the comments on this poat.

    Get two more people with similar stats, find consensus among yourselves, and you can have a vote (with a little left over).

  11. I’m making bread today. Gluten Fest 2014!

  12. This effing Michigan Sports Concussion Law is a pita to small karate tourneys. We rely on volunteer judges, and they all need to be certified by the State before they can work for us. We never know who will be judging until the day of the event, because we don’t know who’ll be showing up, and we don’t have the ability to provide the training at the event itself. This may be the end of our kind of competition. Fucking government.

  13. I think I’m going to make pairs of quotation mark stickers to cast suspicion where ever I go.

  14. Jonah Goldberg had a something to say on the use of quotation marks last week, Pup!

    http://www.nationalreview.com/article/373397/quote-unquote-presidency-jonah-goldberg

  15. Never, ever ring the bell for “Meat Service.”

  16. Obamajerb. Ciao.

  17. Ask us about “free delivery”.

  18. “Representative Government”.

  19. Morning, children.

  20. Morning, “children”.

  21. Any news from MCPO about little DG?

  22. Good morning citizens!

    Any one else skip out on church today?

    Yep, all of us.

  23. UConn ruined some brackets.

  24. Top to bottom: UConn, Brackets

    http://tinyurl.com/pm2mb82

  25. Phat!

    http://imgur.com/8U6BWHS

  26. Woo Hoo! The next snowstorm is going to mostly miss us.

    Screw you Cape Cod!

  27. Any one else skip out on church today?

    Yep, all of us.

    Nah – I prayed for you degenerates at Mass this morning.

  28. A few days ago, I blew my gasket because some people stated that they won’t vote for Rand Paul. My contention was: don’t needlessly kill our own potential candidates early. It is ok to have preferences for certain candidates, but don’t take a firm stand and eliminate other as completely unacceptable.
    However, ultimate electability in presidential elections is something to think about and my thought was that Rand Paul would be more palatable to swing voters and less easy for dems to villainize. This article has a different take, and takes a much clearer view of the limitations of Rand Paul.
    http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2014/03/rand-paul-america-hates-liberterians-104858_Page2.html#.Uy74crK9KSM

    I would rather move away from Rand Paul for this rather than him voicing support for Mitch McConnel.

  29. Wakey wakey. Obamajob.

  30. Dang, you run pretty hot and cold for a brown guy, Tush.

    I’m an idiot, but that article seem to make the case that liberals won’t vote for Rand Paul.

    I also disagree with his premise that fiscal conservatism is dead.

  31. I got out of bed for this shit?

  32. D.G. Is home from the hospital. Awaiting test results to see whether it is RSV or asthma. She is feeling better and the wheezing and coughing have abated. Thank you all for the positive thoughts and prayers.

  33. RSV? I don’t know what that is.

  34. That’s great news Chief.

  35. Thanks for the update, Mcpo. Still Praying.

  36. Oh, well hello Oso.

  37. G’morning, puppeh!

  38. Pupster, if my rant from a few days ago came as a impassioned defense and support of RP, and todays comment as a complete dissing of him, then I did not communicate well. It was neither. I don’t care if liberals vote for RP. They would vote for the person who raped their daughter and murdered their mother as long as he is a democrat. Fuck them. But I do care to have a candidate all republicans and majority of swingers would vote for.

    See how dems blatantly lie and come off as moderates? This doesn’t hurt them with the base because the base knows they are lying and are ok with that (obamas opposition to gay marriage as the example from the column).

    Republicans cannot do that. Unless a candidate professes eternal commitment to everything on our checklist, we reject him. What I am saying is, we need a candidate who will lie and cheat for the benefit of the base.

  39. XBrad – RSV is a respiratory virus. Most kids will get at least once. Since D.G. was a preemie, lung problems are always scary.

  40. Sorry to hear about DG, Chief. If a child ever gets sick, UofM is the place to go.

    You’ll all be in our prayers.

  41. Well, I’m glad that DGs distress seems to have abated a bit. It pains me to think of that sweet little princess being unhappy.

  42. Adults get RSV, too, but it doesn’t affect us nearly as badly as children. We’re more likely to encounter RSV with symptoms like a stuffy or runny nose, sore throat, mild headache, cough, fever, and a general feeling of being ill. RSV is highly contagious, though, and most kids pick it up by the time their two or so. RSV is really bad for young kids, especially those who are or were preemies.

  43. Mcpo, I am a bit sad that DG’s hair decided to settle down

  44. Tushar -Me too! 🙂

  45. PROUD DAD WARNING

    My eldest daughter and her partner performed their competition duet this morning.

    1st Place for 6 and Under. Top 10 for 9 and Under Overall High Score. Style and Beauty Queens (costume) Award.

    BOOM. So proud of them both.

    Now to go see what Pup did to my poat.

  46. I’m stuck at DIA waiting for a flight. Entertain me. ENTERTAIN ME!

  47. Glad DG is on the mend. Our pediatric ward explodes with kids treated for RSV in the winter. Census can jump by 10 kids in a day.

  48. I’m glad DG is home, Chief. Fingers crossed that she’s all better.

  49. I’m scarred for life by Sean’s link.

  50. Tushar

    I agree with you
    Let’s hear it for “the swingers”!

    Luap Dnar!

  51. TJ killed it.

    //always blames the Jews

  52. Just saw the thing upthread Master Chief, I’m glad she’s home. Prayers for her gettin better.

  53. Well Dave if you skipped the Michigan/Texas game you didn’t miss much.

  54. Except a sorta unbelievable display of three-point shooting by UM. They couldn’t miss. But mostly a boring elimination.

  55. Any one else skip out on church today?

    Yep, all of us.

    I was in church when you typed this, heathen.

  56. DTE came to the house while we were there, too, and we just learned that the guy who put railing on the deck made it impossible to install a smart meter (I’m sure it was the prior homeowner, no one licensed would be that dumb). We can either pay the exorbitant opt-out fee or figure out how to remove and re-install that section of railing and get them to add it while things are taken apart.

  57. http://tinyurl.com/qfravc3

  58. It’s possible to relocate the meter, but not by that crew. Maybe further inquiries are warranted.

  59. You should take out a student loan to pay for your railing and meter.

  60. Speaking of church, I haven’t visited the local Hindu temple in a while. Must visit and thank God for helping out the surgeon. My mother is walking like nothing happened.

    Dave, so as she is going through rehab, my mom asked the physio why do people make such a big deal about the pain after knee replacement. The physio replied that she was lucky her operation went perfect and the knees are aligned with perfect precision. That is why there is less pain. The slightest imperfection in the fit, and the patient howls.

  61. I’m glad your mom’s knees are fully operational Tushar.

    And I mean that in the least creepy way possible.

  62. We’re probably just going to cut the pieces that have to move out of the way and then reconnect it in some more-removable fashion.

  63. {{{hugs}}} to DG, Chief – that’s a scary thing in a little one! Glad that they got it figured out quickly, and she is back home ♥♥♥

  64. http://imgur.com/gallery/dXso9kE

  65. Pupster had a weird childhood

    http://imgur.com/gallery/8jLoLwU

  66. Jazz and George Orwell have come to expect freaky videos from me.

    Here goes:

  67. Jazz and George Orwell have come to expect freaky videos from me.
    Here goes:
    http://youtu.be/ClDXLf_EAmM

  68. This shit–what the fuck is it.

  69. Sunday night before Walking Dead, Sean, that’s what it is.

  70. Jazz and George Orwell have come to expect freaky videos from me.

    Here goes:

    I cannot – CANNOT – believe I looked. What the hell is wrong with me.

    Now, that video was just weird, not overly revolting. The wiggling, jiggling jelly belly wasn’t particularly attractive, but it wasn’t like Dr. Oddball Disgusting Gross-man (or whatever his name was). That said, it was still weird, mostly because the logic of her argument is a bit off, because she’s using false premises and reductio ad absurdum to illustrate her point. Her critics’ suggest that she should be dressing gender-appropriate, not that she should dress like something (anything) she loves. I only say this in the hope that my dry analysis acts like a Bounty sheet on her spilt attempt at fluid humor.

    And, I still hate you for your video links, Tushar. You’re incorrigible and irredeemable and utterly untrustworthy.

  71. I should say the same about whomever posted Kunt & the Gang. There’s some messed up stuff in his catalog. K&tG isn’t quite as graphic, though, as Tushar’s links. Thank gawd.

  72. Glad Mama Tush is doing well with her physio. Yay!

  73. Just so’s y’all know I’m not a complete prude, I’m laughing my ass off.

  74. Jazz, sorry about that video.
    I offer this as a peace offering.

  75. God have mercy. Drudge is pawning the entire left wing media today.

  76. WTF, Tush? Over 5 million views? Sick.

  77. What in the actual fucking fuck was that.

    I think Tushar and Cyn are so deep into the internet that they’re at the corner of 1st St. and 1st St.

  78. They’re so far away, Jazz thinks we consider him a prude! Ponder that one!

  79. This is my revenge for all the music videos you people post that I don’t understand. I am from Asia. That video has Asian culture. Don’t hate us Asians.

  80. I’m never clicking a Tushar link again. I made it maybe 15 seconds and then decided I didn’t want to be friends anymore.

  81. Japan has been nuked twice, it shows.

  82. Japan has been nuked twice, it shows.
    —————————–
    Hahahahahhaha. Wiener tits!!!!!!!

  83. Comment by Pupster on March 23, 2014 6:19 pm

    http://i.imgur.com/jf0YzSb.gif

    http://tinyurl.com/lrm76tc

  84. I have friends that post Jpop and Kpop.

  85. Jokes about wiener tits are proof enough.

  86. I have friends that post Jpop and Kpop.

    Those usually have decent-looking girls, though.

    They’d be hot, but they are usually assless.

  87. They are usually girls. I do not have a single straight friend that listens to Jpop or Kpop.

  88. UNC is going to take out Iowa St.

    Jay is going to have a sad.

  89. Here, MJ, have a palate cleanser.

  90. Thanks, Scott. Good game. All tied up!

  91. they’re at the corner of 1st St. and 1st St.

    They’re in Salt Lake City?

  92. I want the crappier team to win.

  93. D’oh!

  94. I like UNC more than Duke. NCState more than UNC. Go Cyclones!

  95. What a horrible ending.

  96. FU Timekeeper with the lazy finger! Yay! High fives for J’ames.

  97. Wow. J’Ames can exhale now.

  98. Awww Huckleberry Hound is being cool about it.

  99. Calm the fuck down, Jay.

  100. http://tinyurl.com/lrm76tc

  101. Rant: If you are going to talk smack, talk smack! Don’t wait until there is a final score before putting your man panties on. (I can’t do this on FB, because it is Stanford Grad loser family members that are being douches. BIRM)

  102. So is there some kind of sporting event happening today?

  103. Jazz, sorry about that video.
    I offer this as a peace offering.

    I demand justice for that bit of offensiveness. No justice, no peace!

    I’m sitting here mouth agape like a carp – what. the. fuck? Tushar, what did your parents do to you? Nature… Nurture…. Who cares – that’s just messed up.

  104. I like UNC more than Duke

    I like syphilis more than Duke.

  105. Jazz is Rayciss against Asians.

  106. Cyn, there are people that watch roundball and not just ovate ball. Some people watch a sport with a puck.

  107. Tushar

    Now just send some Bollywood youtube clips with ladies with big titties and all shall be forgiven

    Dhanyavad

  108. Jazz, you know better than to click links posted by me. Buyer beware and all that…

  109. #3 had RSV at 5 weeks. Hospitalized , but she survived . Now she’s a pita.

  110. #3 had RSV at 5 weeks. Hospitalized , but she survived . Now she’s a pita.

  111. Tushar’s links give me inspiration.

  112. I had a heart murmur the first three docs told my parents would kill me before I was 5.

  113. It’s been gone since I was 3.

  114. Car in’s youngest? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/l8773vf

  115. Jazz, you know better than to click links posted by me. Buyer beware and all that…

    I do, yet, I so want to believe you’re not as debased as you consistently prove you are. I BELIEVE! And you stomp on my faith. Every time.

  116. Carin’s youngest would be #5.

  117. Premies always have lung issues. St Therese of the Little Flower is a good medal.

  118. Horrible ending? I think not. Better than last year!

  119. High Fives J’ames!!!!

  120. Ok, enough with freaky Japanese shit.
    Here is a wholesome American video.
    It is NSFWish. It has nudity, but it is fake and tasteful.

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1FMNfYXdM4g

  121. TJ,

    Here is an old but classic Bollywood clip.
    It is all clean, promise.

    The woman who starts singing first is ugly, but the second one is my all time favourite Bollywood actress.

  122. H8S Tush with a red hot H8. (Laughing about it, but I know I’m burning)

  123. Unforgiven/Pale Rider WHATEVER? I’m getting the silent treatment for guessing the wrong movie.

  124. Thanks Sean. Terrible name, but pretty good music.

  125. Oso, I was a parishioner at the Shrine of the Little Flower when I lived in Detroit. It’s one of the coolest churches ever.

    https://www.google.com/search?q=shrine+of+the+little+flower&client=firefox&hs=2RZ&rls=Palemoon:en-US:official&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=ZncvU7XcEca9qQGR5IHoBg&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAg&biw=1280&bih=665

  126. Tush?

  127. That’s it.

    I’m never clicking on Tushar’s links again. Why can’t people just fuck?

  128. Here is an old but classic Bollywood clip.
    It is all clean, promise.
    http://youtu.be/2LlUK27VH_k

    Wow kind of… erotic?? What were they singing about?

  129. Jazz, my Aunt Virginia has actually had “Roses” episodes. My Sister is Theresa, because of the nuns that taught my Mom at nursing school. Maui has a St Therese church. We were going back to the hotel, and the bus had “Albuquerque” on the destination screen. We went to Mass at St Therese on Maui. I have a rose petal rosary that a friend from Cuba gave me. I’m pretty suggestive. St Therese has always been good to me. Our Lady of Fatima. St Joseph the Worker. Stupid $20

  130. Cyn,
    The lyrics are quite suggestive and raised a huge scandal when this video came out 20+ years back.
    The fugly woman is asking the hot woman: what is underneath your blouse?
    The hot woman replies: I have my heart under my blouse.

  131. Here is a video for Rosetta. Someone please pass it on to him.

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JoQpro9qC70

  132. I’m named after St. Joseph, oso. I so prefer that attribution to being named after my besotted Uncle Joey who used to piss himself in his blind drunks.

  133. Jazz
    Not to downplay the assholes, but that article is beyond stupid
    Being Huffpo, what else could it be?

    These are simply recent erosion features, so who care how old the damn original rocks are?
    There are thousands of the fucking things. Why is this earth-shattering?

  134. Jazz, St Joseph the Worker is my Mom’s Patron St. Dan keeps a St Joe Prayer card in his wallet. I ignore the “Jose’s” in my life too. They tended to be drunks.

  135. You think that first woman is ugly, Tush? Maybe comparatively, but I agree with you that the second singer is stunning.

  136. MMM 115 @605. Time to read a dead-tree book for awhile.

  137. My parents were married here Oso

    http://sttheresabrockton.org/home/

  138. Tushar’s going full throttle reveling in disgust.

  139. Found the lyrics… heh heh heh. Naughty!

  140. Tush: TL;DW.

  141. Here is an old but classic Bollywood clip.
    It is all clean, promise.
    ———————-
    What is Fidel Castro doing in an Indian movie clip?

  142. Jimbro, very cool!

  143. Tushar
    Not bad
    Here’s Veena Malik before she got all Muslimy again

  144. Ok, contrary to what you guys think, I am not some sort of debased pervert. I am just very good at finding the weird shit on the internet, and I love to torment others with it.

    Before coming to US, and having access to internet, I had no idea what kind of perversions the world is filled with. This stuff leaves me as stunned as all of you. Or maybe I have become a bit jaded now.

  145. Jaded isn’t the right word.

  146. >>>I am just very good at finding the weird shit on the internet, and I love to torment others with it.

    With great powers come great responsibility Tushar.

  147. Tushar, I enjoy making a big deal out of stuff. I’m being a bit melodramatic for the sake of effect. You’re finding some really hideous stuff, but i’m not in any of it, so I can make fun without fear.

  148. Tush, you know we love you. You’re AOS old school. Before the bannings and the girly feelings. Back in the good old days. The night Chicago died…

  149. Or maybe I have become a bit jaded now.

    I think “aroused” might be more apt.

  150. TJ,

    I had heard the name Veena malik, but did not know much. She is born in pakistan, but then migrated to India because it is a much bigger film industry.

    I find Pakistani actresses to be rough looking. They are rarely as lovely as the typical Indian actress. And it has nothing to do with religion. Indian Muslim actresses are quite stunning as well.

  151. Jazz, Oso, I know your displays of outrage are not serious. I giggle when I see the sputtering outrage.
    But at the same time, I fear you will categorize me as some sort of Rosetta level pervert. I am just a dispassionate observer.

  152. Before coming to US, and having access to internet, I had no idea what kind of perversions the world is filled with.

    I can only imagine how time-consuming and tiresome it must have been to have some kind of weird fetish before the internet.

  153. I’m more offended by your RINO links that try to get me to vote for Chrispy Creme. No more Turd Sandwiches!! I’m in the LiFB camp.

  154. I’m on my 5th day of drinking water due to some stupid dehydration/anemia dealio.

  155. But at the same time, I fear you will categorize me as some sort of Rosetta level pervert. I am just a dispassionate observer.

    Uhhhh…. There is no regular here not in the Rosetta level of perversity. We all express differently, but we’re cut from the same cloth.

  156. WTF??? I am not a fan of Chris Crispy. All i will say is I would prefer him to any Democrat.

  157. I’m on my 5th day of drinking water due to some stupid dehydration/anemia dealio

    *Bumps knucks with oso*

    Right on.

  158. Back before Bollywood got more upscale the special effects were astonishingly awful
    And prudish beyond belief
    I remember seeing one back in the 70’s where the boy and the girl were singing together while both standing on a rapidly moving motorcycle with no driver.

  159. Tush, I know! I just H8 that I will be all Shrillery every time I vote. “You don’t have to fall in love, you just have to fall in line”, works for the GOP too. I’m tired of falling in line.

  160. Before “Crouching Tiger” we used to watch Taiwan serials that had the goofy running on trees stuff. I have RL friends that would let Taiwan studios use their homes for movies. Our BOT house was in several movies in the 70s. Including a cheesy Bruce Lee biography.

  161. TJ, full on mouth kiss is a new enough thing for Bollywood that I do a double take when I see one. It did not exist maybe 10 years back.

  162. “That’s why I never kiss’m on the mouth.”

  163. Yes
    Yet there is all kinds of suggestive stuff. That is some major change, I’d imagine
    Slightly apart from Bollywood:
    Before Merchant Ivory did all their classic Edwardian movies like Room with a View and Howard’s End, they made some pretty strange stuff in India:

  164. The liberal fucktards demonize this man as Uncle Tom.

    http://imgur.com/gallery/eOeppfc

  165. Tush, did you read the Uncle Tom link at the HQ today? It was in the book thread.

  166. Turns out our sweet Debra Grace has asthma. At least now we know and the fear of not knowing what caused her frightening attacks is eased a bit. Thank you all again for your prayers, kind wishes and positive thoughts.

  167. Thanks, Mcpo. Asthma is treatable. Continued Prayers to St Therese.

  168. Oso, I read that link. Haven’t read Uncle Tom’s cabin. Will read it some day.

  169. I kept cringing, expecting to see Bill Cosby’s ballsack or something, but it wasn’t there…

  170. Sorry to hear about DG’s asthma, Chief. Glad they know what they’re dealing with, though – that will at least give them a “starting” point.

    Nothing worse than knowing that “something” is wrong, but not knowing what it is.

    {{{Hugs}}} to DG, her parents, and her grandparents ♥♥♥

  171. I’ll keep DG in the prayer rotation, along with Bcoch’s grandad and xbrad’s mom, Chief. I’m glad the docs were able to put you some knowledge, though – asthma is a challenge, but eminently treatable and much better than imagined demons.

  172. Ok, contrary to what you guys think, I am not some sort of debased pervert. I am just very good at finding the weird shit on the internet, and I love to torment others with it.
    ————————–
    It’s incredibly fun. I love that shit.

  173. Tush, it is a little dated. Same as the Leatherstocking Tales. Still better than contemporary lit.

  174. Just got a teary call from DD#3 – she was in a fender bender up near Dallas.

    She’s OK, but she thinks that she totaled Mr. TiFW’s truck (she rear-ended somebody – probably not paying attention)

    Vehicles can be replaced, children can’t. We’re just thankful that nobody got hurt.

  175. Just out of the oven:

  176. My parents maybe wouldn’t have replaced us, T, but they’d have traded up if they could. 😉

    Glad to hear the spawn is safe. Perhaps there’s a lesson that will stick out of this?

  177. Yep, TiFW. Glad she’s OK.

  178. >>Vehicles can be replaced, children can’t.

    Exactly. A coworker was fuming the other day after his wife banged up her car. I asked how she was. He said she is fine. I told him that there is nothing to fulminate about then. They make millions of new cars every year.

  179. There are no hosefuckers in Uncle Tom’s Cabin.

    Tushar will lose interest.

  180. Buns out of the oven:

    http://is.gd/LYJI8K

  181. Buns out of the oven:

    http://is.gd/LYJI8K

    She can stop by and pinch a loaf any time

  182. Glad to hear the spawn is safe. Perhaps there’s a lesson that will stick out of this?

    One can only hope, Jazz – we’re now down to 2 cars (both of which still have car payments), and she’s the one who runs all of my errands.

    There’s no way she’s getting to drive “Lola”, so she’ll have to drive the “Becca Mobile”. Got a sweet deal on that one – all the bells and whistles at a great price because it was the floor model and they needed to move it.

    Ummmm…….she may be stuck at home for a while…..

  183. Nobody got the Firefly reference above. Heh.

  184. I don’t know what Firefly is.

  185. It’s a type of hummus. Firefly hummus.

  186. Did anybody wonder if anybody else’s parents dropped them on their head several times as a baby today?

  187. If Tushar links Firefly I am not watching.

  188. Ok, I posted a lot of freaky shit today.
    This one is nice and fun. No freaky shit. Promise.
    You guys will love it, unless you were expecting freaky shit.

  189. Sean, Ironweed. Heh.

  190. Not falling for it.

    Your links are dead to me.

  191. I probably just avoided Walter Cronkite porn.

  192. Scott, trust me. When i link shit, I throw some obvious hint. This link is good. Just a cat sitting on top of a woman doing Yoga.

  193. #3 is in store for some tough love soon. Grrrr…

    #2 got accepted into MSU.

  194. Does anybody know if there’s a point to doing this with your tires?

    I mean, other than making you look like a tool.

  195. Nope.

  196. Nope.

  197. Yay #2. This is SPARTA!!!

  198. “Yoga”.

    Not falling for it.

  199. Yea, but oso, he’s not accepted until the January class. I don’t know what’s up with that. He s a little depressed about off. His good friend goth the exact same thing . I guess a 3.8+ gpa and a 27 act isnt good enough of you’re a white boy.

  200. Can someone who is not a pussy click on my 10.10 PM link and tell Scott that it is safe to click?

  201. Car in, become San Patricio’s. Use your Irish/Hispanic cultura.

  202. Scott, it is totally safe to click. If you like chicks with chunky legs doing yoga with a cat.

  203. Totally safe.

    Trust. me.

  204. It’s yoga. No shit. And a demonic cat that eats her soul with a side of karmasauce.

  205. Yes. “Safe.”

  206. “sure it is”

  207. a side of karmasauce.
    Is that like soy and wasabi?
    or more like Ginger Cinnamon Teryaki

  208. Dammit. Four people calling it safe, and Scott doesn’t trust any of them. You gots trust issues Scott.

  209. Ok, everyone knows vMax is the nicest guy around. Vmax, can you please click on my 10.10 pm link and tell Scott it is safe to click?

  210. I may have linked a thing or two here lately that makes me a lil’bit suspect, Tushar.

  211. Scott, it’s safe.

  212. Tush,
    While I trust you and will click on any link you poat. I do not click at work.

    I will not say who I do not click at work. That would be everyone.

    No One ever trusts MJ. Ever.

  213. a side of karmasauce.
    Is that like soy and wasabi?
    or more like Ginger Cinnamon Teryaki

    Tastes like vengeance, justice, reward, and retribution – a lot like cosmic curry

  214. Comment by Admiral Ackbar on March 23, 2014 10:58 pm

    Scott, it’s safe.

    Well played.

  215. Sigh. Ok, fine. Moving on…..

  216. I got booted from the bed, because I was sick. I made a nice little couch, ottoman, pillow fort. Guess who is snoring away in my most excellent couch, ottoman, pillow fort? I usually make a love seat, ottoman, pillow fort. I think I may go back to the love seat.

  217. Don’t let the man get you down, Tushar. Even if the man is scott.

  218. I got booted from the bed, because I was sick. I made a nice little couch, ottoman, pillow fort. Guess who is snoring away in my most excellent couch, ottoman, pillow fort?

    Sounds like you need a demolitions expert.

  219. This link is as safe as Tushar’s: http://i.imgur.com/nIldOKA.gif

  220. Swearsies.

  221. I’m getting ready to snuggle up on the ottomans. That’ll scare all 3 of them. Our Doxies snore in opposition to Dan. It is musical and weird.

  222. Sounds like you need a king sized bed.

  223. Sounds like you need a demolitions expert.

    **raises hand**

    Qualified on electric, time fuse, and shock tube demolitions, thank you very much.

  224. We have a king sized bed. Wiener dogs are bed hogs.

  225. We have a full sized bed in the guest room. It is too high for the doggehs to jump on. Sick person has to sleep in the living room. All about the divas.

  226. Xbrad,
    Right there with you. Blowing shit up?
    I’m your guy.
    Although, it did tend to make my co-conspirators nervous when I was crimping the fuse into the caps with my teeth…

  227. Getting my phone and going in. G’night.

  228. I’ve had Netflix for about a year, but I’ve only really dug into it since I bought the new TV a couple of weeks ago. Man, I love this service. I’ve found so much good stuff. I’m hooked on this defunct series called “Life” with Damian Lewis and Sarah Shahi. Shahi is my new favorite actress – totally smokin’ hot AND a staunch conservative, and hot, too. Lewis is just a great actor. Brits who speak perfect American English are pretty easy to like – Hugh Laurie is like that, too.

  229. Yeah, I’mma go to bed, too. See y’all tomorrow.

  230. I won! Couch, ottoman, pillow fort is all mine!!! Bwah ha ha. (We have two ottomans. When Gingy was a puppy, she was terrified of recliners)

  231. Life was a great series. Shahi did a brief two seasons on a USA network show, then joined Person of Interest last year.

  232. http://xbradtc.com/2008/11/18/load-heat-20/

  233. Life was an excellent series especially the last two episodes of season one. Stupid writers strikes had to screw it all up.

  234. I don’t remember that show at all. I’ll have to see if I can find it.

  235. it’s on Netflix and Aamzon prime

  236. I’ll be adding it to my Amazon Prime watchlist, then. Thanks, jenn.

    Also, who gave you a hall pass?

  237. I said, hey my name
    Is called Disturbance
    I’ll shout and scream
    I’ll derp the king, I’ll rail at all his servants

  238. hall pass?


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