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This poat.
It’s all your fault and there is a new poat.
I knew it.
http://imgur.com/3C8JHrF
Has anybody heard from Silly Old Crazy Bear?
That’s hot.
You’ve already been pushed down, Pup.
Crap, I’m still at home. Shoulda started working by now.
No justice. No peace!
wakey
We all know Roamy’s not the reason NASA is shifting to climate change, non-important bs.
She still does super cool stuff. Hopefully, the few like her will hang on there until our leaders find their sense and put it back on mission.
If it weren’t for NASA, where would we get halal Tang?
Damn. Shoved down like a fat kid at recess.
Beijing hotel workers already ‘fed up’ with Obama entourage in 3400-square-foot, $8,350-per-night suite inconveniencing ‘pretty much everyone’ — and the first lady’s mother is ‘barking at the staff’
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2586367/Beijing-hotel-workers-fed-Obama-entourage-3400-square-foot-8-350-night-suite-inconveniencing-pretty-ladys-mother-barking-staff.html
Goddamn that ugly American Bush.
I may or may not be in NoVA near meetup time. Next scheduled trip is April, and I’m not supposed to need to travel more than once per quarter.
Good morning, peoples
The pics from the last poat… “Animal House” is easily my fav movie of all time evar.
Just messing with you Bcrotch. I’ll repoat your poat later.
Moarning tiger.
http://i.imgur.com/ShHwPSo.gif?1
The pics from the last poat… “Animal House” is easily my fav movie of all time evar.
Couldn’t get made today. Hell, PCU wouldn’t get made today.
What if we did a link in your poat back to his poat, Pups?
Workout complete, time to turn on the NCAA tourney and commence day drinking!
Everyone must be watching basketball.
Nope: Calculating what I need to tithe to LD
L to R:
Pupster, Bcoch:
http://is.gd/s26UTo
Sonofabitch. I gotta re-do the virtual machine again.
Nope: Calculating what I need to tithe to LD
If it’s more than 10%, it’s proof he’s not the deity we’re told he is.
Nice poat you had there, Ukraine
Workout complete, time to turn on the NCAA tourney and commence day drinking!
Hey, phat! Ace was ripping CNN for axing a private pilot how unusual it is for commercial pilots to own flight simulators, IIRC. Since we actually KNOW a commercial pilot, lemme axe you, “How commonly do commercial pilots own their own flight simulators?”
Oh, and here’s hoping you go mad today during March Madness. 😉
Penelope and I think NASA should start working on the “Muslims to Mars” program. I’ll donate $20 to get it started. Our motto, “All Muslims to Mars, spacesuits are a scam”
I’m in, Pepe.
Is anyone else’s connection to Wiserbud’s radio station glitchy?
Great tune
Yes, very.
I decided on Blue Suede Shoes.
My mom loves Elvis and there’s no way I could tell the whole story of the navy dudes in a few minutes.
Aw, I was hoping to hear you stumble through the script.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxG08ZGr1Dw&feature=youtu.be
That was quick.
I kind of have the process down at this point.
Make drink, drop into iMovie template, upload to youtube.
Ugh, wiser’s radio show is coming through awful here too. I’m giving up on it and will listen later when he posts it.
I kind of have the process down at this point.
Rocket Surgery!
Two hundred something dollars to register Hill’s new truck??!
He’d be in for a rude awakening here.
Just got home..what’d I miss?
My 2012 Camry costs ~$120 annually. Might be closer to $110 this year.
MJ, a mic closer to you would help a lot in these, IMO.
Vehicle registration in Texas, 70 bucks. Safety inspection, 12.50. Both annual
Shit! I missed the drink? God dammit
Safety inspections are for other places. We re-register by mail.
MJ, a mic closer to you would help a lot in these, IMO.
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Yeah, I know. I’m going to have to figure that out at some point.
Remember, though. I’m lazy. Really, really lazy.
Any GND in the DOTW this week, MJ?
Nope. You can skip it.
She’ll be in the 4/12/14 video.
Same jeans or are you going to ask her to wear a pencil skirt?
DAVE!!
DAMMIT it keeps cutting out!!
Dave in Texas???!!!!???
Si
It cuts out but it’s not skipping stuff… it just picks up where it left off
Still it’s fucked up and I blame Wiser
Mine is skipping… I’m blaming Mare AND wiser
I’m not missing anything, it just goes quiet and picks back up.
WHICH TOTALLY FUCKS UP MY JOKE TIMING
MARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m coming down with a cold. I blame Mare AND Wiser.
Oh hell I got lawyer jokes, those are easy
What’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.
I blame wiser and Mare too. Everybody’s doing it. I don’t even know why.
Why do they bury dead lawyers ten feet down but everybody else only six feet down?
Cause deep down lawyers are really good.
Why do lawyers wear a necktie?
It keeps the foreskin from rolling up over their face.
Welp, what little I heard (dammit), MJ sounded good, Dave sounded good, Wiser sounded good.
*tosses the boys some beads*
thanks honey. *twirls them around on my left forefinger, hits myself in the eye*
fuck
MJ was solid as always. I rushed the joke.. f’n timing
What do you do with 12 lawyers up to their necks in concrete?
Blue Suede Shoes earworm. Thanks, MJ
pour another foot
I seriously would like to try that drink.
Someone please make it and deliver it. Now. TYIA.
puts tequila in a bottle of mouthwash and checks flights to Sky Harbor
Check Phx-Mesa Gateway… I’m seven minutes away
puts tequila in a bottle of mouthwash and checks flights to Sky Harbor
Use curaçao.
Don’t forget the lemon stuff. I like lemons. But not lemon parties.
I’m coming down with a cold. I blame Mare AND Wiser.
It’s actually my fault. I was sick last weekend and I may have passed it on.
You can get curaçao in the duty free if you flash a passport and talk like Yakov Smirnoff.
fuck.. I need some more Smirnoff.. and blue food coloring.
Don’t forget the lemon stuff. I like lemons. But not lemon parties.
Just don’t ask where he smuggled them through customs.
NO GND, NO PEACE!!!
No Piece
I send you to the fucking store for Nyquil, and you bring back motherfucking Mucinex pills?
YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB.
Both.
If you have a piece, you have peace.
Yes
>> No Piece
Surely something, for the joke. “Shut up you idiot we’re both gonna get fired!”
Nice job spicing up Bcock’s poat, Pups.
Here; have a cookie.
show poated.
http://stevenoxonradio.wordpress.com/2014/03/22/special-edition-saturday-march-22-2014/
BEER TIME!!!!
*checks watch*
Yep. It’s beer:thirty
cannot wait to hear just how much it sucked.
The level of suckage was hard to discern – bad internets today for a lot of us.
Meh, I threw you some beads.
I was at work. Work sucked.
>>>Meh, I threw you some beads.
And I didn’t even have to take off my shirt.
And I didn’t even have to take off my shirt.
You kept it on, thus the beads.
Good job, Scott: Michelle will get her lobster today.
The help wont bring it to her fast enough, and
WE NEED MORE TOWELS!
>>>>WE NEED MORE TOWELS!
Wonder how many hotel towels AF1 can carry?
At one point today I couldn’t move 10 feet without someone asking me something.
Ho Le Crap.
Do you know where the grout is? I have a plastic shower without any grout so I need to caulk it with grout.
Where is the grout?
>>>Where is the grout?
in the tile section.
You can buy pre-mixed grout or powder. Premixed is easier, but you will probably throw away 90% of it.
Jazz,
I own zero flight simulators and zero games that involve flying.
It’s great that people like to fly and they buy the Microsoft yoke and rudder pedals, but for a professional pilot to have it?
That’s kinda weird.
The last thing I want to do in my spare time is my job. I get paid to fly the sim and I hate it. Why would anyone pay money for a cut rate version of that?
I need my grout my caulked.
>>>I need my grout my caulked.
One helluva euphemism.
*lasers out extra “my”*
Dammit.
Not A Euphemism!
Wait… yes it is.
*finishes online purchase*
*settles in for Anancondas: Trail of Blood on SyFy*
MJ at HD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J0ZlAfn9A8
So, how many days is this NoVaMoMee?
I haven’t grouted tile in a few years.
Now that my job requires zero brain power, I may need another hobby.
I’ve only sealed my grout once. That should be done every few years, right? It’s at our front door.
Cyn, Lol. You know how Moron MeetUps go. If it’s like last year, we’ll take over a good portion of a bar for about 6 hours.
A/C guy just left after our maintenance check. We’re due, overdue, for two new units. *cries*
New show on History Channel: http://youtu.be/-lxCxjYxvZU
They are fairly representative of the people I encounter in my travels around the state.
A/C guy just left after our maintenance check. We’re due, overdue, for two new units. *cries*
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Move to a 50 year old house with character. They don’t have many problems.
Six hours doesn’t afford you much time to find trouble.
Cyn, are they still cooling to your satisfaction? Cause if they are, you’re not due for anything.
*cough*
You’d be surprised.
I’ve only sealed my grout once. That should be done every few years, right? It’s at our front door.
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Taken out of the context of this thread, that is possibly the weirdest comment I’ve seen in a while.
Cyn is in the UnderWeb. We may never get her back.
>>>Taken out of the context of this thread, that is possibly the weirdest comment I’ve seen in a while.
That’s true of a great many comments around here.
Comment by Cyn on March 22, 2014 5:11 pm
Six hours doesn’t afford you much time to find trouble.
You must be new here.
Nice job spicing up Bcock’s poat, Pups.
I’m not done yet. Had to cook Mrs. Pupster’s birthday dinner, then there were presents. I’ll repoat it tonight Bcrotch if that’s OK.
Finding trouble is never the problem when it always finds you.
Could be 24 hours, could be 10 minutes.
Cyn, are they still cooling to your satisfaction? Cause if they are, you’re not due for anything.
Valid point. Just a craptonage more expensive to get them in the summertime. I need a crystal ball to see if I’m going to be here long enough to make it worth the while.
You must be new here.
Yes. And not a one of you phuckers asked me about bullwhips!
*runs off crying*
>>>I’ll repoat it tonight Bcrotch if that’s OK.
Lol. Yeah. No worries.
>>>*runs off crying*
Impressive that she can run like that with all those bullwhips up there.
MJ?
Impressive that she can run like that with all those bullwhips up there.
Awwww, there’s the love!
Awe, that second one is priceless.
The worst kind of violence….pussy on pu…*cough cough*….nevermind.
Maybe the flight sim was for his kids
Greetings, people who were set up by bitches.
You leave Marion Barry out of this. He’s a saint.
I had to go get pool chemicals. How was it?
It?
me on the call
Man, where was youtube back when I was still…um…”in college”?
me on the call
Real and spectacular
http://youtu.be/NhheiPTdZCw
Flashback time wheeeeeeeee!
Puff puff give, Cyn.
ok then
Flashback time wheeeeeeeee!
Here, have another:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McJGpW91X6U
>>>>me on the call
It was awesome.
Please do it again.
That was cool, scott.
Hard to believe that was only a year ago.
Here, have another:
http://youtu.be/wycjnCCgUes
Whooooooaaaaaaayyyyyeeeeeeaaaahhhhhh.
*slips a sugar cube under my tongue*
Amazing, Scott. Was that location very far from youse guys?
10 miles away.
So much snow so fast. We’d have drown were that rain here.
FYI, today is MCPO and Herself’s 30th Anniversary.
She must have to wait for the life insurance policy to go into effect or something.
Wonderful picture by Darleen Click over at PW:
http://proteinwisdom.com/?p=53026
30 years. Wow. That’s a shitload of Steely Dan right there.
Hahaha, Sean.
30 years.
11 and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipc9pL27krs
Did you know Amazon has a section with free MP3 downloads from new artists? And there’s some good stuff, too.
I buy more music from Amazon than iTunes by far. I’ve wondered about the free stuff.
Coolest looking Cattle Dog ever.
He needs a cape. http://i.imgur.com/bBdc2yX.jpg?1
No capes!
Capes should be functional. If it’s just there for looks, lose it.
Hit Girl has a cape. She obviously didn’t see The Watchmen or The Incredibles.
Batman has a cape. It’s a hang glider.
Also, he’s the goddamn Batman.
Robin gets upset when you talk about the “hang glider.”
*Note to self: Don’t take a drink of anything and read comments at the H2.
Capes are a scam.
Gee, color me shocked.
Heh – Sean, I’ve got a degree from that place.
Laughing at the comments on the French HST thread at the HQ, is one of the reasons I will be spending LOTS of time in Purgatory.
Of course, when i went there, racism was impossible, because everyone was white. And, even if there were, I’m whiter than everyone except albinos, so it’d be hard to relegate me to the under-whiteys.
Hoax University is a fine school.
Honestly, when was the last time one of these incidents wasn’t faked?
Even the one that shut down one of our frats, turned out to be a hoax.
That French thread at the mothership makes me think of an Alan Parsons Project song…
When I lived in Boise one of the students at the university punched himself in the face and then claimed it was a gay bashing It didn’t end well for him.
Fucking libs think guns are a healthcare issue? WTF?
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/03/22/why-rand-paul-is-sinking-the-surgeon-general-nominee.html
Eating two pounds of butter a day is a healthcare issue. Not treating your gonorrhea is a healthcare issue. Periodontal disease is a healthcare issue. Perirectal abscesses are healthcare issues. Choosing whether to arm oneself is not a healthcare issue.
Eating two pounds of butter a day is a healthcare issue.
Yep. Might cause dangerous awesomeness.
Good luck with that.
How do you punch yourself in the face? I can’t even test my BG without flinching.
Perirectal abscesses are healthcare issues.
If you like your appetite, you can keep your appetite.
How do you punch yourself in the face?
Put on a TFG mask. Easy-peasy.
I could use some positive thoughts and prayers tonight. Our D.G. Was admitted to U of M hospital with respiratory distress about an hour ago.
Oh sweety, you’ve got them.
Hope she’s back to her sweet self quickly, MCPO.
When a gay guy punches himself in the face it IS a gay bashing
MCPO,
Prayers for the little one!
Happy anniversary, too.
Are going over there?
Sounds like NSV but, she didn’t respond well to the steroids.
ChrisPy – 8 hour drive. We’ll see what tomorrow brings. . .
this mop tried to kill me when I was napping today
https://www.flickr.com/photos/65876163@N00/13342728193/
I know it is hard to be far apart. Lots of Prayers headed your way. And DGs.
Prayers sent, Chief.
Oso!
http://imgur.com/gallery/qXLPdZ1
Pupster that is awesome! I may need that print!
From the TMI file. I’ve been sick for 3 days. Anemia, Low BG, and dehydration. Missed 2 shifts at work. Even with frequent showers, I smell like the gorilla enclosure at the zoo. I couldn’t even stay awake long enough to watch my Lobos lose to Stanford.
Dave,
Looks like the dog is wide awake and trying to smother you in your sleep!
Bad Dog…
Prayers for sweet little DG.
Did anybody pick some amateur from a tribute band to replace anybody else on their reunion tour today?
I have Faith Hill big hair right now. No hairspray, just towel.
Sending out good thoughts and speedie a recovery to DG and Osocraybeargirl!
Freakiest thing about FB are couples and wives that share a FB page. I try to be gender neutral, but I always know. Man up and get your own page.
Cyn, I’m just dehydrated. I do it to myself periodically. Save your Prayers for our DG.
Oso?? http://is.gd/jNSfLp
*emails Oso a one pound bag of dark Kisses and an eight-pack of low carb Gatorade*
I know what you need.
*nods knowingly*
Hahaha Exactly!!!
I think my hair has gotten to long to make big Oso hair. When I twist and wrap it into a bun, it takes over 24 hours to dry, but the curls are freaking awesome.
Dan asked me to wear a hoodie to the dog park. Not a fan of big hair! LOL
He obviously never had the pleasure of the 80’s. I was a big hair queen, until the 90’s. Then I had to go straight and flat. Now, I let my hair decide what it wants to be – I am no longer in control of the horizontal or the vertical.
Oso
Trayvon.I wear headbands and rock the chin bob.
Are headbands back in? I always liked those (early 90’s) but man did they give me a headache.
I have a few more years that I’m going to leave my hair long, then I think it’s grandma perm time. That’s hot on the MILF dating scene right?
Cyn,
“I think my hair has gotten to long…
too
/hotspur
HA! Good catch, Chrispy. Makes my eye twitch all funny when I miss those.
I have wire headbands. No one even knows they’re in place. I’ve been told that short hair is for over 40, but I don’t find it to be true. My age is more predicated on chubby or not chubby.
Cyn, you have gorgeous hair! Great skin.
I’d pay good money for Big Hair 80s Cyn pics.
I LOVED big hair.
Right up until that time I set that poor girl’s hair on fire.
I’ve been told that short hair is for over 40
I’ve heard that too. I even remember my grandma, when she was my age NOW, with short perm-curly grandma hair. Crap – I’m not ready yet.
I’m not sure that there are any pics of my 80’s big hair…
Anita has always had the short “Bob” type cut while she was in the corporate-world. Now that we’re old, she has just let it go.
It’s down to the small of her back!
Longest it’s been in our life together.
I think it’s really pretty.
Drawbacks:
It gets in her morning yogurt.
Gets into the garden clippers.
Is problematic while she’s burning brush.
Hangs on the viola strings.
It’s really cute, to me, but WTF do I know?
I’ve been married to her for almost 45 years.
So it goes…
I just recently realized that I have reddish hair mixed in with the blonde, brown, and white. I may be a ginger!!!
50 is the new 40. I’m still getting carded with longish hair so FU.
ChrisP, you rock. Anita too. Love isn’t about the hair.
I’ve kinda done what Anita has done… I had short hair, or shoulder length, hair my whole life; even had a pixie when I was little and was mistaken for a boy many times. I let my hair grow long when I returned to college (mid 20’s) then went back to short styles when the boys were little. Finally decided about 4 years ago to have ‘long girl hair’ one more time and I’ve loved it. But yeah, it does get in the way of doing things sometimes.
The thing about long hair, is you can throw it in a pony. Short hair is too high maintenance for me.
Cyn,
Lots of the time now, when she’s gonna get “Down & Dirty” she braids it and puts it on top of her head with a head-band, so it stays out of the way.
That way, it don’t catch on fire, so much.
Funny about love. She’s still the pretty girl I married on 4 April 1969.
“”It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.”
St. Ex. The Little Prince…
I love Chris P and Anita!
I’m in a pony all-the-time, love it. The headset I wear for my work phone will (and has) done damage to my hair from the few times I haven’t worn it tied back.
When I finally cut it, it will be shoulder length to keep the pony action going. Except that I have so much wave and curl in my hair, I may have to break out the old V05 when I go short or I’ll be all afro!
“”It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.”
That is awesome ❤
Congratulations on your longevity and your love!!
I have a few more years that I’m going to leave my hair long, then I think it’s grandma perm time. That’s hot on the MILF dating scene right?
No. Gawd, no.
But on the *GILF*, dating scene, on the other hand…yowza.
GILF
HAHA!
*cries*
I’m to wispy to do good pony’s. I have a ghey friend that is trying to start side pony day.
Side pony?? No.
Side pony’s are so ghey!!!
I never looked good in long hair. Been short mostly since I was 16 onward. My face looks funny, plus my very thick hair.
Roamy still on break.
She’s visiting family for a few days.
http://tinyurl.com/kkdafxe
Hoping I don’t succumb to water intoxication. G’night.
She’s visiting family for a few days.
That’s almost as bad as “she went to live on a farm.”
If pig-tails are handle bars, then at some point do they become long enough to be considered “ape hangers”?
Depends on who she’s dating, I guess.
Baby stay right here with me
‘Cause I can’t derp you anymore
This ain’t the way it’s supposed to be
I feel I’m knocking on heaven’s door
*vows never to wear pig-tails again*
*vows never to wear pig-tails again*
The world just became a slightly sadder place.
New Old Poat.