Well, Roamy’s been a bit preoccupied, what with Mr. RFH’s fender bender earlier this week, so you ladies are stuck with this old lady’s version of Hunky Hunks…
The original 007, Sean Connery – still got it:
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The man, the legend, the moustache, Sam Elliott – still got it:
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Remington Steele, James Bond #5, and all-around hunk Pierce Brosnan – yep, still got it:
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Still married to “Mindy” – Mark Harmon (hubba, hubba):
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I could get lost in those blue, blue eyes – James Bond #6, Daniel Craig:
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Vintage hunk Cary Grant – had it ’til the day he died:
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And finally, a hometown favorite – and hopefully the next President of the United States – fellow Texas Aggie Rick Perry (with First Dog Baxter):
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Just ‘cuz they’re old, don’t mean they aren’t still good!
Have a great day –
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ummmm…
Sean Connery.. still got it?
http://tinyurl.com/ovan7hc
I remember when Mark Harmon was famous for being Tom Harmon’s kid. Michigan *spit* Lawn. Off.
Bacon is about to get pricy. PEDv has killed 5M pigs, mostly piglets. Bad days ahead.
*eats turkey bacon*
*dies*
Also, new favorite website: http://www.porknetwork.com/
NSFJews.
Bacon already is pricey. We resorted to turkey bacon last year. Pork is so expensive, the price of carne adovada, tamales, and posole has gone up. My Uncle Larry only had one matanza last year.
I might have to try bacon-curing some of my side of beef.
*shoots Wiser with a bazooka*
Shuddup, youze….
The solution is to buy a few pigs myself.
I already have a pig pen. I had no idea what to do with it.
Until now…
In the last thread we were talking about cops. In this thread we are talking about pigs.
http://is.gd/FF6KUT
Thanks for the poaty TiF. You’re only missing Costner for the home run.
Oh, and I got those URL links for ya *cough*.
I might have to try bacon-curing
Bacon is the answer. It needs no cure.
Bacon is $2.50/lb if you make it yourself.
SRSLY? The Half White House and LD are tweeting her NBA picks under the hashtag #baracketology? This is our federal gubmint?
We are a nation of twelve year olds.
The Drs want my MIL to have an MRI before they’ll release her.
Bacon is $2.50/lb if you make it yourself.
Depends on how much it costs to raise the hog.
Time to go brush my teeth for 20 minutes.
Time to go brush my teeth for 20 minutes.
That’s only because you cannot brush your hair for 20 minutes.
*ducks and runs*
Ha! Shows what you know.
*brushes beard*
That price is not accurate. The last belly we bought was 2.99/ lb and of course after curing and smoking it is a bit drier and smaller.
Ha! Shows what you know.
*brushes beard*
But is it a Spock beard? Cool.
want.
after curing and smoking it is a bit drier and smaller.
*scans comment with innuendo detector*
Yes, I sense possibilities here.
A couple of friends want me to try raising some pigs. I have to find out how long it takes to get them from the buying point to the butchering point.
Car in on March 19, 2014 at 12:27 pm
want.
Probably the 2016 GOP Candidate. Would be more stubborn and committed than most.
I hope your MiL is up and kicking your FiL’s butt soon, Osososo
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He’ll leave the GOP once he figures out it doesn’t stand for Gravy On Pancakes.
Crud, Cyn – guess I don’t know how to eliminate those URLs without adding the pictures to the media file here (and I thought you didn’t want us doing that).
Please feel free to add Mr. Costner to the mix – I apologize for the oversight!
A couple of friends want me to try raising some pigs.
These friends wouldn’t happen to be large Italian men in nice suits, would they?
>> of course after curing and smoking it is a bit drier and smaller.
I didn’t even know it was sick.
I operated on a guy so fat that when I opened the leg gravy poured out. True story.
Who died and made Cyn the boss?
Jesus, Jimbro. Lunchtime.
The Drs want my MIL to have an MRI before they’ll release her.
I guess I thought that was pretty standard when someone blacks out for no discernible reason – they did that when my Mom passed out in the grocery store.
Of course, no one told her she shouldn’t DRIVE until she knew why she had passed out….
Who died and made Cyn the boss?
Well, I died in 1950, so blame me.
Damn, George, you died when I was one. I hardly knew ye.
Who died and made Cyn the boss?
Hellif I know, but someone, anyone (Bueller??), can take over any time now TYIA!
I think Hotspurt was volunteering.
Oh, please – like HS wouldn’t let Cyn tell him what to do 😛
Well, Hotspur knows about construction so he could be on charge of building stuff around here. Just don’t use that crappy Chinese drywall.
I mean, he’s already letting HotBride’s pussy walk all over him….
HotBride named her pussy Thimble. I wash my hands of the matter.
A couple of friends want me to try raising some pigs. I have to find out how long it takes to get them from the buying point to the butchering point.
Here you go, pepe:
http://familycow.proboards.com/thread/39621
looks like 6-9 mos or so from buy to butcher.
HotBride named her pussy Thimble. I wash my hands of the matter.
That fruit is hanging so low you have to go down to the basement to pick it.
She named it already without our chiming in??
We’re such good namers; her loss. *harumphs*
She didn’t like Squat?
She named it already without our chiming in??
We’re such good namers; her loss. *harumphs*
Perhaps we can change her mind?
GO!
Chlamydia.
Your Mom
Shithead
Barack Obama’s Penis
Sean’s Penis.
Feline Demon From Stygian Shores Dedicated To Raising Luciferian Dominion From The Cat Box
Too long?
Fetus.
Fukksize
Michelle
Mohammed
The wacko lib prof who accosted the young pro-life protester at UC-Santa Barbara has problems now:
http://bit.ly/1gmCiSW
Bo
Marx
Flotus
Smod
Smod is kinda catchy . Moar better than Thimble .
Just name it “Hotspur.”
Beelzebub.
More awesome from the story:
Women of Color class? hahahahahahahahah
“She’s pregnant, so she’s very sensitive to horrifying images like that,”
Uh…… That’s the point? That thing she advocates killing is a child, and she’s sensitive to it.
hahahahahahaha dumbass
People are calling her a baby killer,
And this is wrong how?
She’s tried to show hate mail to police, but no one’s helping her so she’s just talking with her defense attorney.
Good idea.
BTW, police report is here (2 links):
http://bit.ly/1ouMC23
http://bit.ly/1j6Qweg
Lots of awesome stupidity there, too.
le-a
and the dash don’t be silent
Vector.
The irony of her sensitivity to the imagery of dead babies because she’s an abortion advocate and she’s pregnant makes me chortle.
Cat names:
General Tsao’s Chicken
Chicken Fried Rice
Chicken Lo Mein
Kung Pao Chicken
etc. The names are as numerous as Chinese chicken dishes. I do like General Tsao’s Chicken, though.
I suggested Michelle, but it got shot down.
You could shorten it to Chlamy.
Chlamy Davis Jr
Now that’s a cat name.
Hahahahahaha
Mulva.
There are many excellent ideas here. I’m sure she’ll change her mind.
What else is new?
http://weaselzippers.us/179929-obama-quietly-increases-bailout-money-insurance-companies-will-receive-for-losses-sustained-because-of-obamacare/
The irony of her sensitivity to the imagery of dead babies
Seems to make a difference if it’s someone else’s dead babies. I guess.
“Hey, it’s not a baby unless I say so.”
Maybe this will inspire you:
http://tinyurl.com/nlhlbbk
Hey, millennial shitheads. Your boyfriend is the King of Bailouts. Suck it up, retards.
Maybe this will inspire you:
http://tinyurl.com/nlhlbbk
Beyonce.
Dingleberry
The stupidity in the police report is epic. “MIller-Young went on to say that because the poster was upsetting to her and to other students, she felt that the activists did not have a right to be there.” Nice to see that the 1st Amendment evidently now protects us from being offended, rather than ensuring free speech. However, that interpretation of the 1st Amendment offends me – square that circle, Libs!
Nice to see that the 1st Amendment evidently now protects us from being offended
Um, you’re not one of “us.”
I’m offended that you’re offended that I’m offended.
Free speech is not fair speech. They are fundamentally incompatible. This is a point lost on liberals.
A thimble is something you stick a finger in, so it kinda sorta works for Hotbride’s pussy.
The concept of “fair” is itself inherently unfair.
A thimble is something you stick a finger in, so it kinda sorta works for Hotbride’s pussy.
I dare you to stick a finger in your feline. Go ahead. I dare you.
I’m guessing her 1st screen suggested there might be some issues.
Kind e-mail sent to her office e-dress, offering to talk/listen. (Seriously, it’s what I did for over 8 years)
because the poster was upsetting to her and to other students, she felt that the activists did not have a right to be there
Occupy Wall Street.
Folsom Street Fair.
Gay couples who want a wedding cake.
Guess by her logic, none of these activists have a right to “be” all up in our grill either, huh?
Guess by her logic, none of these activists have a right to “be” all up in our grill either, huh?
HAHAHAHAHAH Awesome insight!
Thats the twin to our cats, hotspur. Looks like a little siamese in there (gold eyes). Embrace the crazy.
Those are progressive causes, TiFW. That’s different. Because, shut up, they explained.
Thanks.
She’s a cute little kitty, but she came complete with sniffles, sneezing, and watery eyes. If it’s possible cats can pass colds on to humans, that would explain my current state of misery.
Mmm, seasoned fries at steak n shake are delicious
I love steak and shake’s butterburger with cheese and bacon. I think it’s a no. 5 or something. That thing is rockin’ good.
Oh, THIS is nice:
<blockquote)Pennsylvania Democrats were caught on surveillance tape reportedly accepting cash bribes in return for opposing voter ID in the Pennsylvania legislature. Gifts of Tiffany’s jewelry were also given to Democrat legislators from Philadelphia, reportedly in exchange for “NO” votes on a Pennsylvania voter ID bill that passed in 2012.
Despite this evidence, Pennsylvania Attorney General Kathleen Kane has not charged any officials. Kane is a Democrat.
http://bit.ly/1dpHvJT
Finding evidence that Democrats are crooked is raaaaayciss.
But is it a Spock beard? Cool.
I’m bald, so it’s really more of a Walter White beard.
looks like 6-9 mos or so from buy to butcher.
For contrast, chickens are 8-12 weeks, depending on breed.
Killer instinct
Awww…..that’s a cute kitten, HS!
Greetings, whatever the hell you people are.
With beef, they’re in the pasture for 8 months with their mom, then on their own for another 12 months. Feed them in the corral for around 2 months, then take them to the processor. I’m not gonna feed pigs in a pen for 6 – 9 months. If I can let them loose and they’ll stay around the house and eat for 6 months, then feed them in a pen for 2 months, that might work. Something will probably kill them though. Besides me I mean. 😉
A black cat, Hotspur? Is she starting a coven?
Pepe, we had a cat that looked at us like that when we tried to get her to save us from a mouse.
Stupid feline.
on March 19, 2014 1:40 pm
Maybe this will inspire you:
http://tinyurl.com/nlhlbbk
Racist
tar baby
AA (for Ann Arbor or Affirmative Action)
Genius
L-A would fit, though, now that we see her.
Whoa – that’s one that didn’t really take:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2584343/Transgender-woman-62-blames-male-persona-shooting-dead-3-prostitutes-1990.html
Maybe this will inspire you:
http://tinyurl.com/nlhlbbk
Remus
Jemima
Maybe this will inspire you:
http://tinyurl.com/nlhlbbk
Your mom.
Oskar 2
He’s not the President, he’s just a high-priced insurance salesman:
http://weaselzippers.us/179974-obama-to-appear-on-ellen-degeneres-show-to-pitch-crappy-overpriced-government-health-care/
Reekus!!!!!!
It’ll be easy to distinguish between them, at least. Ellen’s the masculine one.
And the one with the mustache.
And the one with a sexual interest in women.
“The fall of the Roman Empire, and the equally (if not more) advanced Han, Mauryan, and Gupta Empires, as well as so many advanced Mesopotamian Empires, are all testimony to the fact that advanced, sophisticated, complex, and creative civilizations can be both fragile and impermanent,”
Thanks, NASA! I especially appreciate the slam against Rome and thus Christendom and Western Civilization. Very thorough.
http://dailycaller.com/2014/03/19/nasa-funded-study-the-way-to-save-western-civilization-from-collapse-is-communism/#ixzz2wRSzDBDS
Like a fine wine. If you’re in Clownifornia, you might still be able to find a bottle of J. L. Bonaccorsi, his plain red blend. 2007 was the vintage I found, between $16-20. Incredible stuff like an old world French Rhône.
Hmmmm…National.Aeronautics.and.Space.Administration… I don’t see any words there that pertain to saving western civilization.
Wine, pussy and hog blog
I don’t know about you, but I really appreciate taxpayer-funded radio and TV commercials forty-two times a day nagging me to go to healthcare.gov and become a statistic of massive, incompetent bureaucracy.
And the one with a sexual interest in women.
Belly-laughed with that one.
Are NASA satellites truly halal? And how many times per day are their solar panels required to face east?
Ellen looks more butch in jeans.
Ellen looks more butch in jeans.
Ellen’s the one wearing pants. Period.
Listening to an archived radio show about the Crusades. I’m going to have to read this guy’s book.
Is Licorice Dick the first queer/questioning president?
Apologies to everyone; answering a question from last night: Oso, the clear Ensure (peach flavor) tastes sort of like vitamins that somebody tried to infuse with some flavor. I took two drinks of it an hour ago and still taste the vitamins.
Still, it could be better than the thick regular stuff because it’s easier to get down. I’d try it with some ice and then have a cookie or something.
/Geriatric Blog
President Down Low.
Ellen had better not say anything remotely critical about Licorice Dick’s clothes. His skin is so thin it has a refractive index.
I’ll bet it’s good with Vodka, Lipstick.
mmmmm….fortified vodka
Oooo! Healthy!
George, this may be relevant to your interests:
>>>I don’t know about you, but I really appreciate taxpayer-funded radio and TV commercials forty-two times a day nagging me to go to healthcare.gov and become a statistic of massive, incompetent bureaucracy.
Big words anger me.
Ima go home in a bit and pet some black pussy.
Thanks, Lippy.
George, this may be relevant to your interests:
http://i.imgur.com/BfuTDNq.gif
Uncanny accuracy.
Ima go home in a bit and pet some black pussy.
At least you aren’t going to shave it.
Sitting in the ghetto bar, a guy is vaping next to me. There is absolutely no odor whatsoever.
Anti e-cig people can fellate me.
Thimble is cute.
Thanks, Oso. She’s a good little kitty, but she has a cold, so not at all playful right now.
http://m.imgur.com/GjWRVw3
Daughter the youngest just informed me that she is now an Agnostic and sees no purpose in going to church.
Smart move, but I tried it 35 yrs ago, I know the counter-measures.
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=229290#CKg0sSWiLP4dHTET.16
Did Roamy stop by at all today or is she busy writing the next study supporting communism?
Did anybody present anybody else with a list of grievances today?
What can a vet do for a kitteh with a cold?
Maybe the kitteh is allergic to Hotspur
I’ll bet it’s good with Vodka, Lipstick.
mmmmm….fortified vodka
Brilliant, Pups — I will try that.
Oso, maybe I was too hard on the Ensure. You should definitely get some for M-i-L to try.
She’s being difficult. Ready to go home. I think the clear Ensure might be worth a shot. I told Dan about it. He H8s people and he’s having to deal with family. I see a trip to Total Wine in our future.
I was on Ensure for a while. It needs to be really cold, like almost frozen, and it’s not so bad.
Dan sounds like my kind of people.
Which is greater, the number of hours Obama put into his bracket or the number of times he said ‘uh’ yesterday?
BTW, I’m working with a guy that could be Alvin Green’s twin.
FFFFFUUUUUUOMFGGODDAMMIT, if you are in this country you need to fucking speak mutherfuggingEnglish!!!!!JTFC!!!!!
*smooths back frazzled hair, straightens shirt neatly over skort, retrieves thrown phone and a cupful of pens and pencils from other side of room, sits back down daintily in chair, swivels just so to open the bottom rightside drawer where relaxation awaits me, and sighs*
I really do love my job. Really.
Do you have to go into an office now every day, MJ?
Que?
Ensure is made of junk. Get some whey protein, coconut milk, and almond butter and toss it in the blender with some ice.
*tackles MJ, strangles him with my bare hands until he squeals*
Man. That was really therapeutic. Thanks, buddy!
Nah. I’m working in ATL 3-4 days a week for 3 weeks out of the month.
Other than that I work from home.
In 8 weeks I go to Memphis to do the same project. Then somewhere else. And so on.
I don’t even have to think anymore. It’s awesome.
It was good for me too.
*smokes candy cigarette
OMG there’s a picture on google. Compare and contrast.
http://is.gd/XN5Asc
http://is.gd/BSNjxH
Scott, Dan is “That guy”. He is funny. Most people are surprised by this, because he doesn’t talk much and he H8s everything and everybody.
It’s Alvin! Undercover Brother.
*smooths back frazzled hair, straightens shirt neatly over skort, retrieves thrown phone and a cupful of pens and pencils from other side of room, sits back down daintily in chair, swivels just so to open the bottom rightside drawer where relaxation awaits me, and sighs*
Skorts ruin the “Sharon Stone” shot. Be a little more considerate, wouldja? Killjoy.
Memphis? MJ, do some BBQ research for me. KTHXBAI
It was good for me too.
*smokes candy cigarette
Thanks, babe. Maybe next time, and I’m not saying it wasn’t great, but ya know, maybe you could do that without wearing the Ernie head. Just a thought.
See you for another therapy session next week.
*leaves seven dollars in quarters on the nightstand*
Hahaha Undercover brother!
OMG there’s a picture on google. Compare and contrast.
Wow. Impressively eerie.
Tomorrow I get to tell an insolvent, invalid 82 year-old woman confined to an assisted living facility why resigning from the board of the directors at the credit union (where she owes $20K) and a bankruptcy case are in her future. “You are losing your mind and have no business on any board other than a mortician’s table, your pension and social security leave you $25/mo after your expenses and medical needs, and you will never shop again unless you are abducted by the Shopping Liberation Front IF they come with an advanced life-support ambulance. This is necessary.”
Memphis? MJ, do some BBQ research for me. KTHXBAI
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Did some today. A new chain that will be all over the South in the next few years.
Smoked turkey.
Well. That sounds right cheery, Jazz!
He’s a super nice guy. It’s just that no one likes him.
Too nice??
Well. That sounds right cheery, Jazz!
Yeah, I can’t wait. Her fam left the dirty work up to me. There’s gonna be a “dick tax” on this one for forcing me to do the shitty work.
When Phil Jackson does that triangle thing with his hands, it looks like a vaj
Newbie Fed Chairthing Yoda Yellen opened her pie hole and sent the Dpw down 200 points in seconds
Too nice??
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No, he just doesn’t quite inspire trust in people. I can’t pinpoint it.
Plus he shows up late. A lot.
Smoked Turkey? Is that a Carolina type BBQ? ( I’m more of a fan of Carolina BBQ. Vinegar and mustard)
TJ, earlier today we were talking about the UTEP rivalry. I miss Bear Haskins.
Smoked Turkey? Is that a Carolina type BBQ? ( I’m more of a fan of Carolina BBQ. Vinegar and mustard)
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It’s pretty much on every bbq menu. I got some sort of Carolina sauce on it that kicked ass.
Plus homemade pickles!!!!!!!!!!
MJ, he showed up late? Is it rayciss to acknowledge BBT?
I had to go to GA to get Brunswick Stew. I didn’t even know about burnt ends!!
Mmm. Carolina BBQ. Now I must eat something that once had four legs.
Comment by TexasJew on March 19, 2014 8:48 pm
When Phil Jackson does that triangle thing with his hands, it looks like a vaj
http://is.gd/W3L81V
Yep.
MJ, he showed up late? Is it rayciss to acknowledge BBT?
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Yes and yes. We currently are stuck with trying to build a team based on hiring by race and it isn’t working out. Go figure.
Who is your competitor? I would like to buy some of their stock.
Don’t put any stock in anyone from the sack race – they can’t run for shit.
Time for bed. See y’all in the AM!
We currently are stuck with trying to build a team based on hiring by race
So you are planning to fail, then.
The skeletons of six cats, including four kittens, found in an Egyptian cemetery may push back the date of cat domestication in Egypt by nearly 2,000 years…
The new find includes two adult cats and four kittens from at least two litters. The size of the bones and timing of the litters hints that humans may have kept the cats. The bones date back to between 3600 B.C. and 3800 B.C., which would be 2,000 years before the earliest known evidence of cat domestication…
Huh. I had no idea Hotspur was that old. Or Egyptian.
A team for what?
Isn’t hiring by race racist? or does it depend on the race hired?
Being on time tends to be a white people thing. Manana is worse than Black People Time.
Who is your competitor? I would like to buy some of their stock.
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We don’t have any. Hence the ability to fuck up at will.
We now charge $185 per hour, with a two hour minimum, with a $75 truck charge, and a $25 fuel surcharge just to walk in the door.
It’s bernaners.
Manana is nothing compared to Navajo time.
We currently are stuck with trying to build a team based on hiring by race and it isn’t working out. Go figure.
Easy.
1. Hire Koreans and Jews.
2. Profit.
A team for what?
Isn’t hiring by race racist? or does it depend on the race hired?
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I was on a team of highly talented, creative individuals for four years.
Then I left to work on a specific project for four years.
I’m back on the original team to help mentor and eventually manage it, but upon my return I’ve found that we have been quota filling, not hiring talented people. The difference is astounding.
So I’m going to work stress free for a year or two, then look for something else.
Plus homemade pickles!!!!!!!!!!
Euphemisms.
1. Hire Koreans and Jews.
2. Profit
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Hmmm. Asians would count but Jews do not.
Maybe I’ll just hire a gay black deaf transgendered woman so I can rack enough points with one person. Then hire whoever is best qualified for the rest.
Bedtime. Must be nice to people tomorrow.
Can’t you come up with some minimum goals and boot their asses off, MJ?
1. Retrain
b. Set goal minimums
Pi. ?????
IV. Fire their asses
z. Profit!!
gay black deaf transgendered woman=Rosetta??
Nighty dreams, MJ.
I’m part Black Dutch and part Native American, though you wouldn’t know it to look at me. If HR says otherwise, I suppose I could Sioux.
Hey, it worked for Liawatha Warren……
I’m pure white bread, mayo, and bologna. Except for that giant smidge of Canadian. Sorry.
H4 ?
bologna?
I prefer prosciutto, but in a totally non gay NTTIATWWT way, I also like salami
What’s black Dutch?
Ensure is gross. I’d rather starve .
What’s black Dutch?
How you can be cool while wearing wooden shoes.
H4 ?
Multiply by 2 and it rolls off the tongue.
I don’t know who told XMom I’d be there today, but she’s apparently been worried sick thinking I died in a fiery crash. Nope.
Xbrad, you’ll never die in a fiery crash. More likely from sexual auto-asphixiation. Not that I would know anything about that, being a dead person. A kinky dead person.
Srsly hope your mom is well, XB.
I think we’re rapidly approaching release from Durance Vile, George. At any event, we’ve a meeting with staff tomorrow to discuss that sort of thing.
What a great old phrase, durance vile.
Yeah, I don’t know where I picked it up, but it’s handy to have in the repertoire.
Yeah, I don’t know where I picked it up, but it’s handy to have in the repertoire.
Yes, one’s vocabulary is like a secret weapon. Like a sword cane, or a minigun in the trunk of your car.
Not that I know anything about that.
David Axelrod tweeted this today. I’m sure some of my fellow Tweeters will “enjoy” replying to him as much as I did. Have at it, and have fun.
http://is.gd/Zt8U3z
“It is always
Nice to derp you”
Says the man
Behind the counter
To the woman
Who has come in
She is shaking
Her umbrella
Heh. Good morning. David Axelrod needs to shut his piehole, especially when it’s full of pie.
Axelrod is now on record saying Americans are stupid. We knew he thought that, but it’s nice to see him say so.
Also, we’ve come a long way from every Republican being “stupid”. Being accused of talking above the audience is happening a lot more now, and that’s hilarious.
Off to Mass. BBIAB.
I’ve been at work since 7am because I had to drop Mrs. Caruthers at a carpool to Ft. Custer. Tonight I get to feed all the animals probably clean the coop. OTOH, there will be no one to complain when I make liver and onions. I’ve had the liver marinating in grass-fed milk for 3 days.
His beloved Obama voters are one huge ameboid mass of utterly useless stupid parasitic shit, so Axelrod’s at least partially correct
Pajamaboy may be a worthless douche, but I bet he knows what “dystopia” means, even if he thinks no one else does.
Dystopia today is worse than the old dat-topia
Mare?
http://tinyurl.com/l64zeyw
Morning, children.
How do you feed grass to milk, Leon?
I feel the need to distinguish between milk from cows eating correctly.
I made breakfast burritos this morning. They taste exactly like MacDonald’s breakfast burritos, except better. Funny how using real ingredients like fresh bell peppers and real sausage can change things. I used egg beaters, too, but even they’re better than MacDonald’s “eggs.”
I’m tempted to get crazy and make it a liver and onions frittata.
Hens laid 8 eggs yesterday. I’m calling it a comeback.
Hens laid 8 eggs yesterday. I’m calling it a comeback.
I saw what happened here. How’re your chickens doing?
I don’t know if anyone saw this yesterday or not, but this Curtiss-Wright air car is pretty cool. It’s like Luke Skywalker’s landspeeder, except from 1960.
I was trolling for a bruising, btw. I like feisty girls. 😉
True story: The very first night I was allowed to fight in karate class, the only other people that showed up were 3 black belts. One of them was a woman. I wanted to be a really good fighter, and I came out of the gate an aggressively and with heavy hands. During our fights, she warned me off a few times to let me know that I needed to lighten up. I didn’t really know how to dial it back, and she eventually kicked me in the ribs and broke a couple. I ended up dating her for almost 3 years – THAT’S a sexy woman there. 😉
wakey wakey
today I get moar chicks.
It’s supposed to be a Spring- thing, but that may never happen here in Michigan, so I’m carrying on w/o it.
They’re doing well. Saw a couple outside yesterday in spite of the rainy drizzle we were getting.
Chickens hate rain, in case you were unaware. Coop is still a disaster because they aren’t going out enough yet, but they’re healthy. We can finally use the bubble waterer again. The top of it was freezing when it was colder, even though we had it set in a warming dish.
We’re thinking about getting chicks, but they’d be for meat, and I’d have to build a new enclosure for them within a week or two.
Boy, it’s REALLY slippery on the roads here today. The rain did us no favors when the overnight freeze set in.
I get new layers every spring so I have less of the waiting period between 1) older hens not laying and 2) new chickens too young.
I also lost a lot last year.
Erin is REALLY plugging for some ducks. The guy said he had runner ducks … and those are really cool.
I worry about mixing ages because mine don’t range, and the coop couldn’t really hold more layers in any event.
If I got meat birds I’d probably get a couple dozen and do a 40’x10’x5′ fenced area with some kind of interior shelter. The expense wouldn’t be too great, and the feeding/watering wouldn’t be too much of a burden, and I could probably generate ~90 lb of meat by mid-June, then maybe do another batch of birds before Fall.
This set-up and quote, though not particularly artful, made me laugh like hell:
http://thewilderness.me/the-hangover/
G’Morning
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