Hey mates. This is going to be a very special edition of BBF. First, we actually have a decent looking model that possesses both a nice personality and a great smile. And by personality I mean hoot-nannies, and by smile I mean asset. Second.
Fuck the song. Wait. Nope, we should listen the Fabulous Thunderbirds.
This is an award winner brought to you by the ever loving, decadent mind of Cyn. Whilst in a long email string complaining about how boring you all are and searching for lesbi-pron, Cyn stumbled across this V-day special. Cyn and I give you the hottest piece of ass to ever grace this shit hole dump: Cris Andrade!!!!!1111!!!!!1!!!!!!
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Cris Andrade stats:
Chest: What say you, gentleman?
Rear: The shadow of her ass weighs 50 lbs.
Hair: So black it’s blue.
Smile: Only in the last picture, cuz modeling is serious shit.
Mons Pubes: ?????.
Ability to suck a golf ball through a garden hose: Reggie Love status.
Known to ‘merica: SOON.
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fist
shocker
Fist in Uranus!
I just realized a HORRIBLE oversight on my part. I was, honestly, rather embarassed.
I did NOT have “For Those About To Rock” in my iTunes collection.
This tragic error is being resolved right now.
Man, this is an awesome tune.
Get the live version immediately.
Ahhh…MJ’s baboons riding a warthog gif is better than mine.
*downvotes*
She seems nice boobs.
Time to paint the dance studio is my favorite.
Oh. What do you know? They’ve revised today’s high from 32 to 28. And it’s snowing.
Pat called all excited yesterday saying we were going to hit above freezing all sorts of times in the next ten days. I told him to wait and see.
If MUN2 doesn’t cast her in a soap opera about how tough the underwear modeling bidness is, they are missing a golden opportunity. And by opportunity I mean hiney.
it’s sunny and the snow is melting like quickly. I have about 789,087 errands to run today, so that’s good.
Nice job, MJ.
Belleville’s forecast high today is 31F. Because mama nature is a tawdry little tease.
Jimmie Vaughan did a great job on that song
She looks nice. Cyn is the bestest BBF-wingwoman evah!
Live version downloading …
My kids are gonna start complaining. “Mom I can’t do math with that noise”.
Whiners.
Math. Pllffft.
Who needs it. I have minitab for that.
I only have four weeks left until Master Black Belt classes start and I only remember about half of stats as it is.
But there’s a part of the training where we have to recite Shakespeare to improve our presentation skills. I plan on doing well on that then not saying a word for the other parts.
Fake it till you make it, yo.
So, like, do you have to register your hands as deadly weapons after that, MJ?
Nope, just my stats skillz.
It’s actually quite funny. We barely do anything other just straight project manage, but whatever. I’ll take all the training they’ll give me.
Metallica/Lang Lang’s “One’ is on iTunes.
Good stuff.
It’s 33 degrees!
Good morning all!
Nice bewbs on today’s model.
33 degrees with light rain coming down. 9 inches of snow coming tomorrow.
Melt, mother fucker, melt!
Supposed to be 41 on Tuesday. I don’t know if I’ll even need a coat.
Sun is out and it is blinding outside. Tree trunks are white all the way up and the branches are glazed with ice.
Quite pretty.
Garden looks to have about two feet of snow on it now. Snow is a great fertilizer. Nitrogen. And ummm….protects the soil. Good stuff.
So, that’s nice. *smiles weakly*
Seriously, I love snow but we’re getting to the ‘it’s old’ portion of Winter.
She really is stunning.
Also, nice job on the links; they didn’t suck.
Right there with you, Laura. The bad part of Winter in MI is usually two weeks, then a thaw, then two weeks, then we have rain and occasional light snow. We’ve had 24 days since the last time temps were above freezing, and it was ~20 days in a row prior to that one day.
*emails a bottle of sunshine and hugs to Lauraw*
*forwards a copy to Leon*
It is old.
Only two months to go!
Not to mention – when the thaw comes? The ground is so effen frozen right now, that water will have absolutely no where to go.
It’s going to be bad.
*shakes bottle*
*pops the cork*
BOOM! Ha ha ha I love that.
“Bottled sunshine” is slang for nuclear weapons.
*waves to NSA and DHS*
Oops.
Here’s another dose of sunshine
http://tinyurl.com/ktdga9b
http://tinyurl.com/khkxapg
Okay, Tushar did me a solid. Can’t believe I never heard of Dr. Steve Brule before. If Andy Kaufman was a notorious absurdist comic, this guy takes it up three orders of magnitude. I just about shit myself watching this stuff.
Comment by Pupster on February 14, 2014 8:51 am
That shotgun in the headboard thing seems like an accidental discharge waiting to happen.
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Do you have a problem with accidental discharges in bed?
Fist in Uranus!
I propose the International Astronomical Union rename Uranus’s largest moon to “Fist.”
Gah, anybody else dig a grave on Valentine’s Day? Our little black dog died last night. He’d been going downhill fast, so it was a blessing and not unexpected. We’re gonna miss him. RIP Spike.
Someday NASA will announce “We are sending a probe to the Fist in Uranus.”
Sad news, Pepe.
My, my my, today’s lass is quite fetching.
Like in “she should be fetching me a sammich!”
HEYoooooooooo…..
Sorry, Pepe. That’s rough
Awwwww, farewell Spike. You’re in good company with my Buddy and my Pebbles. {{Hugs Pepe}}
Gah, anybody else dig a grave on Valentine’s Day?
actually on Valentine’s Day?
no.
Always tough saying good bye to a good dog.
Went to a suicide funeral on my birthday once, but no, no grave digging.
Also sympathies. Always hard to lose a pet.
Sorry to hear about Spike.
but no, no grave digging.
from what I remember, that’s not exactly one of your strengths anyway…
So sorry to hear that Pepe. Be at peace, Spike.
Nothing has escaped a grave I’ve dug.
I’ve dug 5 of them since moving to the farm. I’ve got practice.
Nope, I’m wrong, 6.
I’ve stopped digging graves for chickens. I just toss ’em into the woods … circle of life, yada yada yada.
Sorry about your pup, Pepe 😦
I didn’t count the chickens. 8.
I dig them holes because I don’t want to draw coyotes near the house. Also because cause of death thus far has been indeterminate for the birds.
Farewell, Spike.
Happy Valentines Day! Who wants to be my Valentine?
Chickens are not the hardiest of creatures. I don’t get coyotes (my dogs are too big) so it’s mostly birds of prey or coons that eat ’em.
Sorry about your dog, Pepe.
Thanks guys.
it’s mostly birds of prey or coons that eat ‘em.
Racist.
I just found out we have foxes in our neighborhood. (Nothing to do with BBF.)
Happy Valentines Day! Who wants to be my Valentine?
*raises hand
School’s in.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/video/tlo27/eye-opening-facts-about-vaginas
Law professor Jonathan Turley said he’s astonished by how passive Americans — especially Democrats — have been to President Obama’s abuse of executive power, which he said has become so dangerous it’s making the U.S. political system unstable.
“I think that we’ve become a nation of enablers. We are turning a blind eye to a fundamental change in our system. I think many people will come to loathe that they remained silent during this period,” Turley, who teaches at George Washington University, told Fox News host Megyn Kelly on Wednesday.
“I’m afraid this is beginning to border on a cult of personality for people on the Left.”
Five years late and a trillion dollars short, pal.
Nothing has escaped a grave I’ve dug.
neither dead nor alive, amirite?
by the way, I would just like to go back on-topic here for a moment and reiterate just how incredibly smoking hawt today’s BBF gal is.
I mean, seriously, she may just be giving the always charming Erica Campbell a run for her money.
Nicely done, CynJ
CynJ? I knew something was fishy.
I love Valentine’s Day around here. A great opportunity for me to share my favorite Valentine’s Day header pic ever!
*Brought over from last poat*
Cheerleader: Biggest-ever solar thermal power plant goes online in California
Kick in the crotch: Bright Lights, Dim Idea
Oh – and, don’t forget, we’re shutting down coal (http://www.politico.com/story/2014/02/coal-energy-cold-weather-103503.html) and making wood-burning illegal.
Sorry Pepe. That sucks.
CynJ? I knew something was fishy.
this comment is also referred to as “xbrad bait.”
MA Connector chief brought to tears describing backlog
http://b.globe.com/1c6ysjm
As long as Yang feels badly about the situation, she should stay in her position. Skills don’t matter; feelings do, and she has all the right feelings.
Condolences, Pepe. Losing pets just sucks.
Hillary won’t run because Bill wants pussy.
End of story.
I’ve met Cyn. She’s real, and she’s spectacular!
Hillary won’t run because Bill wants pussy.
He’s a Democrat who doesn’t look like Filner. So it’s okay for him to sexually harass women. Hell, most Democrat women WANT to be harassed by him.
Haven’t you been paying attention?
After she becomes president she’s going to dump his ass.
I’ve met Cyn. She’s real, and she’s spectacular!
meh. she’s a-ight.
I got a call yesterday that turned out to be a wrong number.
The woman who called me was looking for Quatisha.
“I’m sorry. There does not appear to be a ‘Quatisha” here at the moment.”
At least she was nice enough to apologize before she hung up.
Mons Pubes: ?????.
Oh no, not again.
Do you have a problem with accidental discharges in bed?
He’s a Democrat who doesn’t look like Filner. So it’s okay for him to sexually harass women. Hell, most Democrat women WANT to be harassed by him.
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Maybe, but how monumentally embarrassing would it be for Hillary to have been humiliated as FL, then as POTUS because of Bill?
I’m actually looking forward to that if she runs.
Maybe, but how monumentally embarrassing would it be for Hillary to have been humiliated as FL, then as POTUS because of Bill?
You assume it would be reported.
She became a hero of the feminist movement because she … ummm.. stood by her cheating man.. or something.
HILLARY!!!!
Embarrassed? Humiliated? You really haven’t been paying attention have you?
She was neither of those things. Ever.
And do you honestly think that the shrill actually has the capacity to feel humiliation?
#Benghazi
I’m actually looking forward to that if she runs.
I’m looking forward to the debates between Hillary and Biden.
Those will be classic.
wiser, I hate to say this, but I never see “wuzong of the yuan.” No matter how many times I read your title, it always registers as “wizard of wang” – my brain is just to lazy to sort it out.
Really sorry to hear that, pepe. I hope you and yours recovery quickly from the loss.
Those will be classic.
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Oh, man. That’s gonna be great. Maybe she’ll offer to keep him on as VP.
Clinton/Biden 2012
I went to lunch here: http://wurstbarypsi.com/
Had two rattlesnake chorizos and the scotch eggs. Muy fabuloso.
Katerday and Valentines Day…
Show Kate your love
http://tinyurl.com/mcgagck
“I think that we’ve become a nation of enablers. We are turning a blind eye to a fundamental change in our system.
What’s this ‘we’ shit, Kemosabe?
it always registers as “wizard of wang”
I think that says more about you than me, buddy…..
I think we all know that the wands in Harry Potter were really just a euphemistic symbol for wangs. That noted, what does it mean that Hermione was so good with hers?
We are turning a blind eye to a fundamental change in our system.
But that is what he ran on. How is it NOW surprising?
Show Kate your love
Again?
If I show Kate my love one more time the judge will not be amused.
Show Kate your love
Again?
*Sigh* The cops are still looking for the last guy I killed for her.
Pepe,
We lost our 15-year-old cat on Tuesday. Considered putting her in a box in the garage until things thaw, but I just couldn’t. Paying $150 to have her cremated. RIP Martha.
Sympathies, Tom. Sad for Martha, but 15 is a ripe old age.
Yep. She was healthy until a couple months ago. Particularly hard on my 13-year-old. He’d known her his whole life (they slept together in his crib :))
Paying $150 to have her cremated.
This is the approach we’re taking with all our pets now. When we eventually move, it will be tough to leave the graves of the first few behind, but we’ll take the neat little boxes of the rest with us.
And sorry to hear about your cat, Tom. But it sounds like Martha had a long life.
I’m sorry for the loss of your critters, pepe and Tom.
RIP Spike and Martha.
I’ve already got my dad and grandma in boxes around the house. I can’t imagine starting to add pets. ALthough I sorta wish I had my dear Greta. She’s still in my heart, though.
My ex-wife kept the ashes of her fucking brother on her night table in our bedroom. God, I hated that fucking thing.
Thanks, all for the condolensces. First major pet we’ve lost in awhile (2 tarantulas and 3 poison dart frogs not withstanding). Kids kept bringing them home then left them with us when they left home.
We have a cat and a dog left. My wife says “No more pets! IT’s too hard to let them go!”
It’s 37 degrees! I ran some errands and nobody is wearing coats.
Summertime summertime sum-sum-summertime.
Youngest boy’s dad’s ashes were spread at Schoodic Point in the Atlantic. Paula takes him there once a year on the anniversary.
Sorry about your cat, Tom. I had my 21 year old cat put down, and it made me cry.
My wife says “No more pets! IT’s too hard to let them go!”
I was at that point after my tabby Tycho died in 2012. Then Boots the Barn Cat died last year and we needed barn cats, so we rescued a couple, and Klaus came inside because he wasn’t really up to the job (too friendly).
32 degrees here, still snowing lightly, no cannibalism yet.
We’re a dead pet blog now??
You want to talk about poop?
pepe, tomswifty – bummer.
our oldest bulldog is on her way out. i’m hoping she makes it till spring. pick and shovel in this weather would suck.
jimbro to wife:
http://tinyurl.com/mv6cpsg
My ex-wife kept the ashes of her fucking brother on her night table in our bedroom.
Creepy. At least we keep the dogs’ ashes down in the dog room.
It was jam’s cannibal valentine that killed it – not me.
Happy Valentine’s Day to all of our lovely ladies. . .
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/02/14/Valentines-Day-gifts
The header is disgusting.
Nice job.
HotBride and I are spending our Valentine’s evening with our gay friends John and George. I knew life would get kinda weird when I married her.
You want to talk about poop?
It all ends up in the same place I guess.
Which one are you gonna suck off? Or am I underestimating you?
h2 valentines candy:
http://tinyurl.com/ky4vbav
*poops on PG’s head*
our oldest bulldog is on her way out. i’m hoping she makes it till spring. pick and shovel in this weather would suck.
Have your considered a Viking funeral?
I kept a cat in the freezer until spring thaw one time. True story.
aw crap. Everybody put your pants back on. Ace linked us at the mothership.
http://www.empiresports.co/breaking-news-cowboys-qb-tony-romo-traded-to-houston-texans-for-1-overall-pick/
Just because I wish it were true can’t make it true.
WTF??? Who took down the traditional H2 Valentine’s Day header pic?
Just because I wish it were true can’t make it true.
Holy crap! That’s gotta hurt.
“Romo who just recently came out to the public that he was gay with Cowboys teammate Jason Witten …”
ummmmm…….
Quick! I need to borrow some pants!
I didn’t take it down as much as I made a substitution.
I didn’t take it down as much as I made a substitution.
*starts writing strongly worded letter…..
Nice bewbs, MaryJane.
Oh it’s a parody article. Check on the one on Michael Vick.
Never trust a headline. Or anything that sounds blatantly insane on its face, like trading a #1 over draft pick for Tony Romo.
oh,okay. I get it. Dave wants Romo to be traded.
Got it.
Man, was that poorly worded.
Thanks you, Andy.
like trading a #1 over draft pick for Tony Romo.
I thought that was just because the Texans preferred gay players.
But now I see that it was a joke and that the Cowqgirls are actually all about keeping the ghey in Dallas.
that guy seems to be dancing really close to a libel suit….
http://tinyurl.com/n3amy6b
Quick! I need to borrow some pants!
*tosses MJ a Ken doll from wiserdaughter’s old toy chest.
Here. those look like they should fit.
Ken was a fag. Toss him GI Joe.
>> Man, was that poorly worded.
Yeah, agree with you. It does presume you know a) the article is bogus and b) I think Romo stinks.
Some Valentine’s Day music to set the mood:
Ken was a fag. Toss him GI Joe.
I know what I’m doing.
I read Lauraw’s foot-ball post last night, then went back to her previous foot-ball thread from 2011.
Holy fuck, those were hilarious.
Anyway, there was a comment in the 2011 thread that predicted that, in 2 years, Chavez would be dead and the Cowboys would win the Super Bowl.
*snicker
>> Chavez would be dead and the Cowboys would win the Super Bowl
In 2011 I still might have thought Romo could get us there. But he’s since convinced me I was very, very wrong.
Instead the Cowboys are dead and Obama won the Super Bowl.
Man, I am beat. I shoveled the driveway, the patio, and the roof.
Then, after chopping ice for a couple of hours, I packed a giant dresser.
Actually, it’s the middle part of a highboy, but I can’t say anything about packing a highboy.
I see your dilemma there.
Greetings, people who have a semi-normal work schedule and wiser.
people who have a semi-normal work schedule and wiser.
not gonna go into details, but I had a good week.
A very good week.
A very, very, very good week.
*tosses MJ a Ken doll from wiserdaughter’s old toy chest.
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Little roomy in the crotch, but otherwise perfect. Thanks.
Non-official milestone reached today: 900 days.
and btw, the horde is just weird.
Ace links to the amazingly beautiful BBF woman in the post up top and all they want to talk about is the correct way to pronounce CAC.
Scottw prefers to pack low boys.
Yay! Good news blog!
She has the “tan lines” that are known to be Ace bait.
Non-official milestone reached today: 900 days.
High-fives Sean!
nice work, brother.
Little roomy in the crotch,
Anyone surprised by this?
Anyone?
Nice job Sean.
It seems so long ago, and I guess it is. Well done.
They’ve probably figured out what her position on the debt ceiling is and figured out she’s a WINO.
Whore in Name Only.
Was sammich mentioned earlier??
Meh who cares… YOU READ THIS NOW!!1!
I love these suckers.
Well done, Sean – a big kiss on the lips for you!
Obamajob has me getting up before dawn for the next 3 days. BOO!
Non-official milestone reached today: 900 days.
Congrats, Sean!
She has the “tan lines” that are known to be Ace bait.
I SAW HER FIRST DAMMIT.
Thanks, everybody. And how you doin’, Cyn?
I had a guy painting the condo recently. The job got interrupted by the Christmas holiday and my sister’s “event” – and some bad decisions on his part. He’s a friend of my brother’s, and he had 180+ days in right before Christmas when his new GF convinced him he didn’t need his psych meds. When he went off the meds, he went on a 6-day bender culminating in 3 arrests in 36 hours, 2 of which were DUIs in less than 12 hours. Both DUI arrests were made by the same two sheriff deputies at each end of their shift. After being released after the first arrest, the guy got his car and went back to the same bar he just was arrested leaving hours before, leveled off his buzz, and got dinged again. The arresting deputies were not amused in the least, but they took him to the psych hospital rather than jail after the second arrest. I think he was displaying odd behavior.
Anyway, happy anniversary/milestone, Sean. We’re all one decision from disaster, and one decision from triumph. You’ve got a string of good decisions. Keep up the good work. 😉
So let me see if I have this straight:
CT Governor gives 100s of millions of dollars to businesses around the state. These businesses are prohibited by law to contribute to any state political race. So, instead, they contribute to the Dem Gov. Assc., which is a federal group. Which can spend as much as they want on CT state races, including Governor’s reelection campaign.
And it’s all legal. Well, sorta. The State Election Enforcement Committee did send the Dems a strongly worded letter.
But this gets the federales’ attention.
http://tinyurl.com/kf86kdq
This state is so fucking crooked, you could use it to open a bottle of wine.
Snow yesterday, snow tomorrow, snow on Tuesday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJMJ451MSlQ
Oxy relocating from LA to Houston.
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-mo-occidental-petroleum-california-houston-20140214,0,1028926.story#axzz2tLGd9yE2
They plan to spin off their CA operations and focus on the huge Permian Basin leases. Know why? Cause CA has so many fucking constraints on shale development they can’t produce enough to justify holding the leases.
The irony is if CA would lighten up those operations would be huge. And CA would reap millions in new revenues.
But they won’t. Because they’re stupid.
>> Non-official milestone reached today: 900 days.
One day at a time. I’m glad for you Shawn.
Afternoon.
The irony is if CA would lighten up those operations would be huge. And CA would reap millions in new revenues.
But they won’t. Because they’re stupid.
Oh yeah? Well our hi-speed choo choo between Chowchilla and Fresno or Bakersfield or wherever and which totally isn’t a gigantic labor union slush fund disguised as an ordinary boondoggle is the envy of…um…er…lessee…
Never mind.
G’d afternoon, Jewstin.
“Ted Cruz is Winning” over at “The Federalist”
http://thefederalist.com/2014/02/14/ted-cruz-is-winning/
Good article.
{{{HUGS}}} Sean!!!!!!!
Wow – so incredibly happy for you ♥♥♥
You should try Illinois. But it’s never touched Obama of course.
Yesterday I built eleven (11) of these:
http://tinyurl.com/qcqowwk
and went to bed.
Today I built one (1) of these:
http://tinyurl.com/p3tpmpb
I just got a call from Rasmussen. I kicked Barry in the poon as many times and as hard as I could.
>>>Snow yesterday, snow tomorrow, snow on Tuesday.
Which is why this is getting played as bumper music tomorrow.
As long as Oxy doesn’t bring any of their fruit-loop hippies with them to Texas, I say let ’em in.
But I don’t want no granola-eatin’, sandal-wearin’, bleeding-heart locusts coming in here and turning Texas into another California.
They’ve already messed up Austin, Houston, and Dallas. Hopefully the climate in the Permian Basin will keep a lot of those folks at bay.
Congrats, Sean.
>>>Oh yeah? Well our hi-speed choo choo between Chowchilla and Fresno or Bakersfield or wherever and which totally isn’t a gigantic labor union slush fund disguised as an ordinary boondoggle is the envy of…um…er…lessee…
Can you say “Busway?”
And we’re behind you high-speed rail.
Oughta do wonders for all the small businesses between New Haven and Springfield, while making life much easier for the NY drug dealers to service their customers.
Hahahahahhahah!
Chinese Singles Buy Movie Tickets So Couples Can’t Sit Together on Valentine’s Day
http://ti.me/1owmHYN
As Scott is fond of saying….
“Monorail….monorail…monorail…monorail….”
Know what’s not illegal? Utility companies, the ones regulated by the state, donating large sums of money to the Governor.
The State just OK’d their latest request to raise rates.
I am sure the two are unrelated.
>>>Snow yesterday, snow tomorrow, snow on Tuesday.
Which is why this is getting played as bumper music tomorrow.
Snow blues, courtesy of Albert Collins: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYAJRdeJyEc
“What about us brain-dead slobs?”
“You’ll be given cushy jobs!”
http://i.imgur.com/TBjRSKy.gif
I am liking this sport more and more.
>>>Snow blues, courtesy of Albert Collins:
Okay, that goes into the rotation.
http://i.imgur.com/TBjRSKy.gif
I am liking this sport more and more.
In the dead pet thread, even. Ouch!
Those cats are moving.
He moved his paw!
I am looking forward to your show tomorrow.
Jenny is going to kick ass.
Jenny?
Wiser, do you have “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” and “Snowbird” in the rotation?
*smiles sweetly*
>>>Jenny is going to kick ass.
Due to the weather, she is calling in.
But should still be awesome.
Wiser, do you have “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” and “Snowbird” in the rotation?
No. I heard Baby It’s Cold Outside enough between November and Christmas.
Trying to find more unique stuff.
HA! I just solved a mystery. Laura has been having trouble keeping her cast iron skillet from sticking.
It’s Bubba. He figured out how to get to it.
lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick
He’s 14, and just two weeks ago the asshole figured out how to get food off of the kitchen counter.
Old dogs do learn new tricks.
It’s Bubba. He figured out how to get to it.
*pukes up Portugese Whatever It Was from last summer…..
I have finally broken in my cocktail shaker. 2 shots of maple whiskey and 1 shot of triple sec with ice. Tastes like french toast with marmalade.
HA HA HA.
Dog spit is an antibiotic, just not non-stick.
Speaking of guests, guess who else is gonna be on the show tomorrow.
Go ahead. Guess.
Alan Rickman?
>>>Tastes like french toast with marmalade.
If MJ ever needs a week off, I’ll call you.
Dick Pole?
>>>Alan Rickman?
Try again.
Although it would be fun to have him give his greatest line ever live.
“I give you the F. B. I.”
>>>Dick Pole?
Isn’t he dead?
If MJ needs the week off, call Car in. My cocktails are just random mixtures of things I enjoy. They have like two ingredients.
Oh my!!! Well done, MJ.
Now someone mix me up a Lemon Bear, light on the sherbet. I’m trying to watch my figure.
I am a bread-and-butter junkie. There is almost nothing I like better than a piece of fresh buttermilk bread with butter. Yum.
Seriously, it’s what we in the biz call “a good get”
HI RICH!!!!
Isn’t he dead?
Doesn’t look like it.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/p/poledi01.shtml
Good Bubba.
Never give up buddy. Push the inside of the envelope. You are a dog.
Okay, you’ll never guess it.
I was lucky enough to get…..
Are you ready for this???
TOM HILL!!!!!
OMG!!!!, amirite?
Seriously, it’s what we in the biz call “a good get”
Abe Vigoda?
Will he be in space?
Wife and I are watching Clue. She’s never seen it.
I’m the same age now as Leslie Ann Warren was when she filmed this.
Like a screen door in a cat 5 hurricane.
>>>>Will he be in space?
Heh heh heh…
Guy was too busy to do the show, yet shows up every week.
Can’t take a hint, I guess.
He’s gonna LOVE Jenny…
Oxy went into the Permian in the 90’s as the majors were fleeing from there
By 1998 there were no more majors in the Permian and Oxy swept up much of that acreage
It’s a natural move for them
Everyone else is up in the Woodlands, north of Houston
Teresa, I assure you that Oxy does not have hippies. They’re straight oilfield
*adds Leslie Ann Warren to “nail when I get the time machine working” list
>>>Like a screen door in a cat 5 hurricane.
She was awesome in Victor/Victoria as well.
Still…. She’s no Miss Tessmacher
HI WISERBUD!!!!!!
>>>*adds Leslie Ann Warren to “nail when I get the time machine working” list
Kinda makes you wish Groundhog Day was possible, don’t it?
We have a caller on line 2. Caller, are you in space?
You know, I don’t think I’ve seen Clue since it first came out on VHS. The only thing I remember about that movie is that Jane Wiedlin was the singing telegram chick.
She was also great in “Choose Me”
I would make excellent use of Groundhog Day.
>>>>HI WISERBUD!!!!!!
Holy crap! I teased a second comment out of Rich!
That never happens!
Still…. She’s no Miss Tessmacher
But she’s a ginger!
Okay, I admit I like gingers.
It’s on Netflix, Sean.
>>>>We have a caller on line 2. Caller, are you in space?
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
stolen
The funniest thing about Groundhog Day was the concept that God so wanted Bill Murray to nail that chick that He did everything in his power to make that happen.
God must have reeeeealy liked Bill Murray.
>>>But she’s a ginger!
Miss Tessmacher wore a red wig at one point.
Miss Tessmacher wore a red wig at one point.
I need a merkin report.
Groundhog Day is purgatory. Murray is stuck until he’s the person God intended him to be.
Oh man, they’re smoking. Cigarettes! So transgressive.
>>>Groundhog Day is purgatory. Murray is stuck until he’s the person God intended him to be.
And, obviously, the person God wanted him to be is the guy who has pre-marital sex with Andie McDowell
If Lesley Ann Warren’s dress were cut any lower you would be peeping nippies.
Wiser, they don’t have sex in the movie. Ever. He falls asleep.
Murray is stuck until he’s the person God intended him to be.
…the guy who starred in “The Life Aquatic.”
And, obviously, the person God wanted him to be is the guy who has pre-marital sex with Andie McDowell
Or, is it an allegory for hell on earth? Andie MacDowell, forced to bear multitudinous passes from Bill Murray and then impliedly consigned to some sort of permanent emotional attachment to a boorish loser?
Oxy ain’t hippies.
People who smell oil and think “money” know better. You should take heart they’re willing to leave Cali cause they’re sick of it. Cali is really a beautiful place to live, a helluva lot more beautiful than Houston and West Texas.
Oil is the only thing that can pull CA out of the hole they have dug.
It warms my heart.
>>>Wiser, they don’t have sex in the movie. Ever. He falls asleep.
It’s implied
I didn’t forget about those vids, TJ.
Oil is the only thing that can pull CA out of the hole they have dug.
We also have abundant timber that is nice to look at but not use.
Clownifornia is simply going to become Baja California, from the southern end up. A third world country with the rich living behind guarded walls and everyone else bribing the LAPD and enjoying cruelty-free donkey shows while collecting welfare from Sacramento.
Johnny Cash & Roger Miller goofing off
Is there really such a thing as a cruelty-free donkey show?
Is there really such a thing as a cruelty-free donkey show?
Ask an abused clown.
oh my
Is there any such thing as an un-abused clown?
Is there really such a thing as a cruelty-free donkey show?
There is if I’m onstage.
No comment on the human cruelty.
Is there any such thing as an un-abused clown?
There shouldn’t be.
… just imagine how fed up all the other breeds in the dog world must be. Year in and year out, they work their tails off –some literally–to please a bunch of snooty, elitist judges who inevitably pass them over in order to pin the blue ribbon on some bitch with a shinier coat.
This outrageous canine breedism must end! Bigot
Don’t believe me? Here are a list of dog breeds who have never been honored with the top prize at Westminster:
Labrador Retriever
Golden Retriever
Dachshund
Rottweiler
Chihuahua
Great Dane
Boston Terrier
Shih Tzu
*****WARNING*****
THIS MAY BE THE MOST NSFW THING EVER LINKED HERE. IT CONTAINS FRONTAL MALE NUDITY. LOTS OF IT. AND YOU WILL NOT ENJOY IT. NO, NOT EVEN JEWSTIN.
All I can say is, the people doing the prosthetic makeup work must have had absolutely no predisposition to nausea.
By golly Sean, I do believe you’re right on the money with your warning.
Cyn?
Oh, man… Angie Dickinson was an eyeful. Johnny Carson is funny here, too
It’s like the gay half-brother of Paul Verhoeven remade the film.
I’m thinking more like confused and angry transgender brother of Paul Verhoeven, Eric.
Vimeo gives me trouble all the time. I can’t watch. Sorry. Not in FF, not in Explorer.
Thanksgiving at the Verhoeven’s must be a real wingdinger.
Somebody Up There likes you, Jazz.
It was like this Jazz: http://tinyurl.com/mpmepkc
with guns, a robot and unsuccessful rapists
AND YOU WILL NOT ENJOY IT.
Nailed it.
Hunh.
I had to stop looking.
Gross.
It was the worst ever.
http://is.gd/sean_wins_hands_down
Clue is over. We’ve moved on to Stalled. Zombie apocalypse movie where the protagonist is trapped in a bathroom stall. It’s a metaphor.
It always comes back to poop.
Does you thingy at cox still work, Cyn?
I think so.
I watched a double feature on amazon prime with the Roku box.
Jack Reacher and then Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.
I didn’t hate Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher as much as I have in some other movies.
It needs a BFH… but it works.
Some of Cruise’s best work was in Tropic Thunder.
I didn’t hate Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher as much as I have in some other movies.
Agreed, surprisingly good portrayal
Heh
I didn’t hate Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher as much as I have in some other movies.
I can’t bring myself to watch a comparative shrimp like TC play a character whose giant size and physical intimidation is an integral part of the Reacher character in the book. How the hell do you write that out? Getting menaced by a 5 and a half foot minnow isn’t really threatening.
Poop is the tie that binds
Wiser thought Tropic Thunder was funny as hell.
I had to turn it off.
Getting menaced by a 5 and a half foot minnow isn’t really threatening.
Just off camera, where you cannot see… midgets.
Or dwarfs, I forget which now.
Unwatchable!
Getting menaced by a 5 and a half foot minnow isn’t really threatening.
I felt the same way but they didn’t flesh out that part of the character to a big degree. I liked the flick and only watched it after a good review from my older bro who is a huge Reacher fan.
Best Movie Evah!
Dear Lawdy Reegis, some of the scenes almost had me peeing laughing.
I’m just a grump. Still sick and feeling it. Just ignore me. 😉
Hated it. Humor is hard.
I’m with scott. TT was tedious to the point of being unwatchable. A lot of Ben Stiller movies hit me that way, tho
Cyn’s horrible unwatchable clip sums up the movie.
Dammit. This is the one I wanted to link.
Ha Ha Ha Ha
Did anybody’s elaborate courtship ritual fail to impress anybody else today?
27 seconds.
It’s all down with mirrors and forced perspective Jazz. It’s okay to allow yourself to be fooled by entertainment when you’re in on the secret. Which reminds me about something earlier this afternoon. I was explaining some logical inconsistency in a zombie show to Paula who calmly reminded me “Jim, zombies aren’t real!”. And, although unspoken, she meant the rest of my argument was merit less.
You hated Animal House too, didn’t you.
I now listen to some of Flo Rida’s music because of that movie. And I bought a pair of apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur, but don’t tell anyone.
Animal House is one of the best moves of all time.
Ben Stiller is less funny than Bob Hope.
Bob Hope was as funny as hemorrhoids.
I dunno…other people’s hemorrhoids can be funny.
>>>I can’t bring myself to watch a comparative shrimp like TC play a character whose giant size and physical intimidation is an integral part of the Reacher character in the book. How the hell do you write that out? Getting menaced by a 5 and a half foot minnow isn’t really threatening.
I actually thought it was better having the smaller guy being such a vicious badass.
Wasn’t what I was expecting after reading the books, but Tom’s diminutive stature brings an interesting twist to the character
Animal House is one of the best moves of all time.
You had me worried for a sec.
Bob Hope was as funny as hemorrhoids.
This real and truly made me snortle.
Robert Downey Jr. Was hilarious in that flick.
What flick?
Bob Hope was a genius.
/www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a6YdNmK77k
>>>what flick?
tropic Thunder
Dammit!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a6YdNmK77k
Now I need to watch it again.
I saw about 8 minutes of it.
I want my 8 minutes back.
>>>I want my 8 minutes back.
You really need to watch it. It evicerates Hollywood’s bullshit.
You missed all the politically and socially incorrect shit. Masterful.
Good night folks.
5 AM is coming soon.
*shakes fist at sky*
OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*devises plan to break movie into 8 second pieces and begins emailing them to scott one at a time*
You will see this movie, as God as my witness.
Ben Stiller is less funny than Bob Hope.
Old Bob Hope was the worst! He was like a crippled old dog with cataracts who peed from the effort when he barked. I liked a lot of the Hope and Crosby movies when I was young, but old Hope was awful.
http://tinyurl.com/m52jgcw
G’nite, scott. Dream of wealth and freedom.
Happy Valentine’s Day, Xbrad
Okay, was just discussing “humor” with wiserbride and what makes things funny,
I think John Cleese nailed it perfectly.
Watching someone acting silly isn’t funny. But watching someone reacting to someone acting silly is hilarious.
And that’s what makes TT so good. Every scene in that movie has a “normal” person reacting to the insanity,
And what makes Scott so funny is his ability to react to silliness.
I’m truly surprised that he doesn’t get TT.
That covers a lot of it, but how about Three Stooges or Dumb & Dumber?
Everyone who bought any 30 pound boxes of Mountain Oysters needs to check the serial numbers. Ditto on the Tripe and Sweet Breads.
http://tinyurl.com/l2zjbne
Thanks Cyn. I hate it when I bump up on bandwidth limits.
I met Bob Hope with my dad and one of dad’s co-workers at a book signing in 1978. My dad’s friend said “I was in Da Nang when you did a USO show and I just want to shake your hand sir”
And Bob Hope stood up and said “No, I want to shake yours”
I will never forget that. Well maybe when I’m eatin oatmeal 3x a day.
I don’t have any Mountain Oysters, but I better check my Beef Heads…
Another VD gift for the first taker
I don’t have any Mountain Oysters, but I better check my Beef Heads…
I had to look up Omasum.
I wish I hadn’t.
>>>That covers a lot of it, but how about Three Stooges or Dumb & Dumber?
There were always “normal” people reacting to their lunacy.
Like that woman in the Marx Brothers flicks.
Or why every great comedian had a straight man.
The audience needs someone to relate to to make the sillieness work.
I met Bob Hope with my dad and one of dad’s co-workers at a book signing in 1978. My dad’s friend said “I was in Da Nang when you did a USO show and I just want to shake your hand sir”
And Bob Hope stood up and said “No, I want to shake yours”
I will never forget that. Well maybe when I’m eatin oatmeal 3x a day.
I’ve gotta give him props for that. He loved troops.
Also, humor is transient and timely. Watching old comedy – even some that’s only five or ten years old – can be painful. That’s why I find the stuff taht does hold up so remarkable.
I bet Obama ate Omasum
Another VD gift for the first taker
Oh. My.
Want.
Obamasum
There were always “normal” people reacting to their lunacy.
I wouldn’t say “always” but a good portion of the time sure.
Unless… the straight man… is in our head.
Comment by Sean M. on February 14, 2014 10:12 pm
Did anybody’s elaborate courtship ritual fail to impress anybody else today?
*Dumps platter of highly-wrought sandwiches into the trash*
No.
Shut up.
>> Like that woman in the Marx Brothers flicks.
Margaret Dumont.
Scott??
When I was a little kid I loved Bob Hope. I watched his old b&w movies on perpetual replay on channel 40 (UHF), and his later comedy specials.
Suppose if I were to watch them all again it would suck horribly. But it was a different time.
My first political awakening was in 1977
Watching the figure skating, and listening to the commentary, reminds me of this:
Or why every great comedian had a straight man.
I was going to say I can’t tell if Obama or Biden is the straight man, but then I remembered there is nothing funny about what they have done.
I kinda hammed it up in the senior play.
I do that.
(goodnight shmoopies)
goodnight your schmoopieness
Dave is by definition a ham. God love him
Funniest thing about the bits with Margaret Dumomt was that they never gave her the complete script.
She had no idea what the Marx Brothers were going to do.
She hated them.
I like stoopid movies. And by stoopid, I mean “Stoopid.” I have classics on constant rotation: Grandma’s Boy, Dumb & Dumber, Brothers Solomon, Major League. I love 50 First Dates and Wedding Singer.
No Time for Sergeants
4,1 earthquake a little north of my home town. Xbrad, you’re supposed to keep that shit in your state.
Nite, y’all
Peter Sellers killed me! I loved Groucho. Bob Hope and Thanks for the Memories and Texaco.
Hello Citizens.
g’nite, wiser. hello, pg
Dumont (hugging Groucho) Closer! Closer!
Groucho: If I were any closer, I’d be in back of you.
Sean, congrats on the 900 days!
Still sad about Spike and Martha. Happy for Wiser and Sean. Prefer “Penis candy” to “Open Heart”. Symmetry at the H2.
>> If I were any closer, I’d be in back of you.
Heh. I wasn’t feeling well this morning. I opened a window and influenza.
Josh Turner is everything I could have been – if I’d been born handsome with an awesome voice and some more integrity. I’m not crazy about new country, but that dude has some pipes.
Most people know I don’t cook. Dan had El Goutcho for a few weeks and I was having to prep meals. There is some question as to whether the meals I was preparing qualify as “Cooking”. I got off work tonight and made breaded mushrooms and corn dog nuggets. Apparently that doesn’t qualify as “Cooking”
Heh. I wasn’t feeling well this morning. I opened a window and influenza.
You’re still not feeling well, I see. 😉
Love Josh Turner’s voice. He’s one of those guys whose hips are wider than his shoulders. Nice eyes though. Great in concert.
I’m a pretty good cook, oso. I still love corn dogs, pizza rolls, and stuff like that, tho. I tend to make for food than cook up stuff like that, but I’m not averse to that kind of food.
I spent a lot of time in a commercial recording studio, oso. Even among people with good pipes, Turner’s got good pipes. He could make a fortune with his voice just doing voiceovers.
Thanks, foax. You guys help me more than you know.
Dan cooks. He shops at Sprouts and makes salads. I can live on Ramen and microwave foods.
Next time I hold you, I’m not letting go.
Good night, y’all.
g’night, roamy. love josh.
Sean, you help me more than you’ll ever know.
Aw, jeez oso.
*looks down at shoes, kicks pebble, hopes she doesn’t scroll back up and look at that horrible video I linked earlier*
You make me laugh at times when I don’t think laughter is possible.
If you’re still around, oso, did you hear about Jim Fregosi?
http://atmlb.com/1nxFRu2
Oops. That’s not anything funny. He passed away at 71.
Where’s TJ and oso? I wanna play classic country with’m!
Sean, yeah. Sad. One of his kids played baseball at UNM. Gorgeous. I nearly hooked up with him at a party, but my roomies and I had a rule about “Arriving together, and leaving together” at parties and I hadn’t come up with loopholes yet. I read some stories from sportswriters about him. He was a character. I had a sad most of the AM.
Jazz, I’m always in the mood for Waylon or DAC.
Full disclosure: Lobo baseball player had played Little League for my Dad. He made himself my “Protector” at school. He ruined sooooo many parties for me. He was already messing up my hook up before my roomies got all pedantic.
I think he was drafted late by the Cubs. Whew!
Here’s a fun one, oso http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUiSP5JMoEY
DAC – hahaha best country music ever!
Merle is a truther, but we’ve always known he’s a dumbass. Have I mentioned that I love DAC? He was in town for a casino concert and Toby Keith/Trace Adkins brought DAC out on stage for some birthday singing. It was the concert that I nearly got Dan in a fight by mouthing off. I told some fat chola to just STFU and STFD.
Ohhh, there’s bad lyrics in there. I forgot about that. Maybe that should come down. 😦 Sorry.
Merle’s kinda wacky, but he’s got some good music. He contributed a song to a Michael Moore’s anti-capitalism film, which is nuts, because he depends on people buying his stuff for his really nice living.
Hi Jazz
Sorry I’m late
I got waylaid by Cris Andrade’s magnificent nalgas
I made a really bad DAC choice. I don’t mind posting edgy material, but I don’t go for the n-word.
DAC is real. I can’t believe that Youtube censors “If that ain’t Country”.
hahah cool – you’re here, tj! 🙂
I’ve never used the “n-word” in RL. Wasn’t allowed. DAC has as much right to it as any rapper or gangsta rapper. We all know people like DACs Dad.
Jazz
You never go wrong with old-time Ray Price and Roger Miller songs
Here is, literally, Roger Miller’s first song, when he was just a backup in Price’s Cherokee Cowboys
Hank Snow “Wreck of Ol’ 97”
Miller looks like a kid! That’s awesome.
This is a cool old jimmie rodgers clip for blue yodel #1. he actually did 3 songs for this vid, but this one is only #1. Can’t be much footage of him around at all, I wouldn’t think. this was all I could find…
Wow! Great find, TJ. I loved Roger Miller. Fun songs. Grew up on Hank Snow and Ray Price. The “Western” part of Country was what I grew up on. I had to discover Hillbilly music on my own.
This should be the whole clip of Rodgers
You like bluegrass, oso?
Yes. The musicianship is awesome. Hotspur is a fan. Grew up with friends that would take out mandolins and fiddles at the drop of a hat. It was awesome.
Jazz
You like Rockabilly I gather
Here’s the Queen of Rockabilly, Wanda Jackson when she was just 19 and screwing Elvis
Joe Mabuse does a great solo here too
I had a few choices for these guys – they’re funny as they are talented, but I don’t think you’ll complain about the choice, oso. Homer & Jethro
I like Joey+Rory for some modern country. His lyrics are funny and her vocals are smooth. I can’t link for shit. Too lazy to learn.
Here’s the Queen of Rockabilly, Wanda Jackson when she was just 19 and screwing Elvis
Man, she was easy on the eyes.
Yeah
They were big when I was a kid
I saw Flatt and Scruggs when I was a kid
Fantastic musicians
My favorite of course was Bill Monroe
Unbelievable..
That voice! (19 was kind of old for Elvis)
TJ…I’m not worthy!!!! Super Serial, HS knows his blue grass. So does Andy.
Barbara Mandrell showing her stuff on the steel guitar
Another hottie with skills. Geez louise (and Irlene)
^^^^^^
Ira Louvin was also a great mandolin player
But I don’t think anyone could touch Bill Monroe
I agree, TJ.
Leroy VanDyke “The Auctioneer”
Bill Monroe and Earl Scruggs on the banjo kinda set the bar for what they did really early on. All the folks after are kinda screwed.
You know who’s a badass mandolin player? Marty Stuart. I love this clip of him with Lester Flatt
Brian Setzer is fun in concert too. If you like Rockabilly. Which I do.
Oops – bad link. Here it is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omEiAbcPslU
I do, too, oso!
Marty Stuart doesn’t get the respect he deserves outside of Nashville.
Marty Stuart’s “The Pilgrim” is one of the greatest albums of all time. Period. In my top 3. It’s a tour de force of country music.
Great song there
Thanks
I used to play it for my kid when she was little
She loved it
Bela Fleck was up there with Scruggs, I felt.
Bluegrass will always be great music
I get really excited to talk about this stuff. I don’t have any folks around me who like this kind of music.
To me, Bluegrass is about “The Music” while Country is about “The Lyrics” and Western is about “The Dancing”
Jazz, I’m sorry that Andy and HS are asleep. They know Bluegrass.
Stuart is great – a top notch musician
I agree
I ran into him when I was visiting an old girlfriend in Mississippi
He had returned there for a while and hadn’t recorded for a while
Me, too, oso.
Rant: Marty Stuart can’t get played on today’s country radio. Grand Old Opry is not what it used to be outside Nashville. Funny video up about trucks, girls, and beer and 2013. I love the Warren Brothers.
If you haven’t listened to “The Pilgrim,” you are doing yourself a disservice. All sorts of guest appearances from Emmylou Harris to Johnny Cash and all sorts of other folks. There’s a nod to newer country, but, mostly, it’s just a ride through all sorts of country/western/bluegrass. And, it’s a concept album, and it tells a story from start to finish. It’s so, so good.
Back to Classic Country, I suppose this and Lefty Frizzell’s original recording of ” Always Late” are the two greatest songs ever
Did you do any session work, TJ?
I love yodeling. *Backs away from H2* Not just Slim Whitman.
That’s one reason I like Jimmie Rodgers so much, oso.
Voice is an instrument, too.
Ha
Yes a little
Did a short gig with Johnny Bush and the Bandoleros
Great voice – ” The Country Caruso”
He was the big thing in Austin before Willie Nelson showed up, the fucking carpetbagger
This is from Johnny Bush’s heyday, back in ’68
It’s a Nelson song but he really nailed it
Disney’s Home On The Range. I don’t have kids. Love music. Yodeling.
My Uncle, Gilbert, has played all over for years. Anglo covers and corridos. Back in the day, Randy Travis opened for my Tio at the Mesquite Rodeo.
A little bluegrass gospel
Sidebar bounced me to JC and I’ll Fly Away. Thanks Jazz.
Y’all are really into the bluegrass tonight
O/T Oso did you listen to the great charro singers, like Pedro Infante?
i’ve gotta go to bed. I’m sorry to bail. I’ve gotta be up in a few hours. This has been AWESOME. TJ – you had some vid of Jaye P Morgan and someone you mentioned the other night. If you remember, next time, I’d really dig getting into that. Thanks to both of you for playing! 😀
Wait a minute, Jazz
I’ll dig it up in a minute
G’night. early shift in the AM. TJ, yes! West Texas=NM. same same.
Jazz
Here’s one version
Jaye P Morgan in the chair
Thanks, TJ!!! 😀
I don’t ever get tired of that song.
May I cut this dance to introduce myself as
The chosen one to speak
Let me lay my hand across yours
And aim a derp upon your cheek
I get tired of having to school youngsters about music.
Night Oso and Jazz
Guess I’ll just hang out here
Sorry. Early shift. Dogs and Dan are getting restless.
I understand
Don’t keep the dachshunds waiting
Got of the sim a couple of hours ago.
Have two days off before the next 4 sims.
Engrossed in the Anthony Bourdain show on CNN. Like a travelogue from a Hostage. Very interesting.
I hope this Libya episode was filmed prior to Benghazi.
Nope, they’re not glossing over the danger, but they are skipping the Islamic terrorism connection.
It is cnn, after all.
I’m sorry I will be missing Wiser’s radio show today. But totally stoked about hearing Jenny and the astronauts on the recording later!
….go ahead. You know you want to. I’m just gonna leave that right there for you.