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Big Boob Friday™

Hi there. It’s going to be a long weekend so let’s just can the small talk and get to the boobs.  But before we do how about a little red meat? Nancy Pelosi is a cunt with brown hair and grey pubes. Joe Biden is the dumbest person in any room, and never knows it. Hillary Clinton is a shrill sounding political hack who lost to a guy that is wholly and completely average at everything except sports and reading a teleprompter. He sucks at all sports but he’s pretty good at reading whatever scrolls around. That average fucker would read the stock ticker on Wall Street out of habit. Wendy Davis is a cunt. Obama is a cunt. Michelle is fat.

This is a song about all of them:

I think we’ve probably posted Denise Milani before, but she’s got some really big cans so we’re going to dip our toes back into that ocean of boobage. With joy, sugartits. If you want hilarious information on her, clicky click.

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457 – Leo I becomes emperor of the Byzantine Empire.

1783 – American Revolutionary War: French and Spanish forces lift the Great Siege of Gibraltar.

1795 – The 11th Amendment to the United States Constitution is ratified.

1863 – HMS Orpheus sinks off the coast of Auckland, New Zealand, killing 189.

1894 – The Cripple Creek miner’s strike, led by the Western Federation of Miners, begins in Cripple Creek, Colorado.

1904 – A fire in Baltimore, Maryland destroys over 1,500 buildings in 30 hours.

1907 – The Mud March is the first large procession organized by the National Union of Women’s Suffrage Societies (NUWSS).

1940 – The second full length animated Walt Disney film, Pinocchio, premieres.

1962 – The United States bans all Cuban imports and exports.

1976 – Darryl Sittler sets an NHL record for scoring 10 points in a single game.

1992 – The Maastricht Treaty is signed, leading to the creation of the European Union.

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This is going to be an interesting weekend. I’ll be unpacking, and whatever but other than that I don’t have much to do. Give me a call, I’d love that.

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February 7, 2014
Categories: 9/11 Bush's fault, alcohol, ann coulter, bacon, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, Blue Man Group, Boobs, Books, BOOP!, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Douche-bagger, Drugs, Fourth Grade, Heavy Metal Thunder, If You Don't Like PattyAnn, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, Phone blogging, right wing rethuglican, Ronaldus Maximus, Someone needs a sandwich, STFU, The Religion of Piece, Vaseline Kiss, You're a douchenozzle for playing the Rosetta card, Your mom likes this . . Author: MJ

323 Comments

  1. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2014 8:43 am

    What if I don’t like my perirectal abscess?

  2. Comment by lauraw on February 7, 2014 8:43 am

    1

  3. Comment by lauraw on February 7, 2014 8:43 am

    dammit leon

  4. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2014 8:43 am

    1

    WRONG!!

  5. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2014 8:54 am

    *dances in a fashion that suggests clear superiority to others*

  6. Comment by MJ on February 7, 2014 8:56 am

    Oh no. Leon is having a seizure.

    Get the perirectal abscess kit! Stat!

  7. Comment by jam2 on February 7, 2014 9:00 am

    http://tinyurl.com/k2bz9oo

  8. Comment by Car in on February 7, 2014 9:01 am

    It’s a MIRACLE!!!! UNEMPLOYMENT HAS GONE DOWN!!!

    Winter of recovery. That’s what we’re experiencing.

  9. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2014 9:17 am

    I don’t think I’ve ever actually had a seizure. Unless it was some psycho-motor thing and that was the day I took out a student loan I never used.

  10. Comment by mundane68 on February 7, 2014 9:26 am

    What is this stuff about the perirectal abscess? Besides being about as painful as…as…something painful

  11. Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 9:29 am

    See yesterday…1:30 PM

  12. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2014 9:29 am

    Hmm, November 30, 2009 was a Monday. Unfortunately, it was before MMM, so I can’t submit the H2 as evidence.

  13. Comment by Hotspur on February 7, 2014 9:29 am

    I saw Perirectal Abscess open for Cream at the Fillmore in 1970.

  14. Comment by Car in on February 7, 2014 9:50 am

    Good job killing the boob post hotspur.

    I guess now is a good time to talk about crackfat?

  15. Comment by Car in on February 7, 2014 9:51 am

    1992 – The Maastricht Treaty is signed, leading to the creation of the European Union.

    “Fuck the EU” – Victoria Nuland 2014.

  16. Comment by Jimbro on February 7, 2014 9:52 am

    Someone should check on Mundane. He may not be okay after yesterday’s incident and then the shock of a perirectal abscess tale.

  17. Comment by Jimbro on February 7, 2014 9:53 am

    Maastricht: things that sound dirty but probably aren’t

  18. Comment by Car in on February 7, 2014 9:54 am

    *checks self for perirectal abscess

    That’s going to become part of my daily routine.

  19. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2014 9:55 am

    My Friday workouts look distressingly like crackfat.

  20. Comment by Jimbro on February 7, 2014 9:58 am

    Brush, floss, shower, taint check, make up, clothes: Complete!

  21. Comment by Car in on February 7, 2014 9:59 am

    I’m sorry Leon. Tell me all about it.

  22. Comment by Jimbro on February 7, 2014 10:01 am

    My oil bill has run to nearly $2500 since September. Two more months of winter is going to crack $3500 I’m guessing.

  23. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2014 10:01 am

    Power cleans, push presses, pull ups, and farmer’s walks.

    I’m going to have to do some curls and calf presses just so it won’t all be crackfat crap.

  24. Comment by Car in on February 7, 2014 10:03 am

    You guys don’t even want to know what we’re paying for propane. It’s insane. Yes, we’ve paid more than you. Some guest the other day was warning me how expensive it is to put in a wood stove (’cause I’m a stupid waitress, I guess), and so I told her my monthly propane bill.

    Shut her up.

  25. Comment by Car in on February 7, 2014 10:05 am

    I’m going to have to do some curls and calf presses just so it won’t all be crackfat crap.

    There are no wall balls, or hand-stand pushups, so I think you’re good.

  26. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2014 10:09 am

    They’d get mad at me if I put my balls on the wall.

  27. Comment by Car in on February 7, 2014 10:11 am

    So you’re good to go on the hand-stand pushups?

  28. Comment by Car in on February 7, 2014 10:12 am

    Ha! I just used perirectal abscess on facedouche. Worlds collide.

  29. Comment by Hotspur on February 7, 2014 10:14 am

    I saw Balls On The Wall open for Perirectal Abscess at the Grande Ballroom in ’72.

  30. Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 10:15 am

    I can get propane for $3.79.

    What is it going for in MI?

  31. Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 10:16 am

    * steals propane truck *

  32. Comment by MJ on February 7, 2014 10:20 am

    If I can’t shoot meth into my taint, I don’t want to live.

  33. Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 10:21 am

    Our wood bill is about $200 a month.

  34. Comment by Hotspur on February 7, 2014 10:22 am

    *shoots MJ in the taint*

  35. Comment by MJ on February 7, 2014 10:28 am

    I don’t even understand why anyone would do that.

  36. Comment by MJ on February 7, 2014 10:31 am

    Every time I think we’re a bunch of weirdos, there’s a story about IV tainting that brings me back to the fact that we’re pretty normal.

  37. Comment by Car in on February 7, 2014 10:35 am

    Propane was about $2.25 when the season started. It’s nearly four dollars now.

    Now, my tank is 1000 gallons. The minimum they’ll fill is 40%. That lasts about 4 weeks in this cold.

  38. Comment by Car in on February 7, 2014 10:39 am

    And now we’re facing shortages of propane.

  39. Comment by Hotspur on February 7, 2014 10:43 am

    There is no salt left in Ann Arbor.

  40. Comment by agiledog on February 7, 2014 10:44 am

    My truck has a temperature display on the dash – when I pulled out of the garage this morning, it changed to “Quit messing with me.”

    Actually, it was a balmy 7 degrees.

  41. Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 10:45 am

    100 gallons a week?

  42. Comment by agiledog on February 7, 2014 10:45 am

    There is no salt left in Ann Arbor.

    Must make things pretty tasteless, then.

  43. Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 10:46 am

    In parts of WI it’s more than $7 per gallon.

  44. Comment by Car in on February 7, 2014 10:46 am

    Nearly, yes. It’s effen cold here.

  45. Comment by agiledog on February 7, 2014 10:47 am

    I now have to jockey back and forth (I know – raaaaacist!) in my driveway to get out now, because I can’t back up all the way like I usually do due to the snow mounds at the end of the driveway.

  46. Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 10:48 am

    People selling and installing wood stoves are going to be busy as hell.

  47. Comment by Car in on February 7, 2014 10:48 am

    At $7 a gallon, we’re done. We already keep our house pretty cold.

  48. Comment by Car in on February 7, 2014 10:48 am

    We’re putting one in. As soon as the weather breaks.

  49. Comment by Car in on February 7, 2014 10:48 am

    Dog head on foot

  50. Comment by agiledog on February 7, 2014 10:50 am

    And “Good job!” on the poat, MJ.

    Sounds like you got your stuff. I missed the story of what happened, but saw that you had “issues” with the movers.

  51. Comment by Car in on February 7, 2014 10:50 am

    We’ve got a nice accumulation of snow by he road too. I have to stop before I get to the end and wait for traffic to clear, so I can roll through it w/o stopping.

  52. Comment by Colorado Alex on February 7, 2014 10:53 am

    Car in, you have to remember that there are plenty of people worse off than you. Why, just the other day the Obamas had to turn the temperature in the White House down to 75 degrees. The horror…

  53. Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 10:53 am

    Ho Le Crap!

  54. Comment by agiledog on February 7, 2014 10:54 am

    Same here, Car in. Our driveway slopes down to the road, and there is a slight dip before it rises up to the public roadway – a great place for all the snow and slush the plows push around to accumulate (and freeze). The short line-of-sight heading to the north make the roll-out interesting sometimes.

  55. Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 10:55 am

    They will be in very short supply.

    If they are price gouging out there, we can ship you one.

  56. Comment by lauraw on February 7, 2014 11:06 am

    Before we got the pellet stove, two summers ago, I was looking up wood stoves in craigslist and people were just giving them away. This time of year, not so much.

  57. Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 11:15 am

    I can get 400 lbs of wood stove to Lapeer for $137.

    Freight is so freaking cheap.

  58. Comment by Hotspur on February 7, 2014 11:22 am

    Woodstoves are a scam.

  59. Comment by Jazz on February 7, 2014 11:34 am

    *checks self for perirectal abscess
    That’s going to become part of my daily routine.

    I have a friend who’s had 7 surgeries for a scrotal abscess in the past 2 and a half years. I try to avoid conversing with him about ailments. His stories are the worst. He’s now seeing specialists at U of M, and he says they want to build him a new “receptacle,” which I think is doctor-speak for “coinpurse.”

  60. Comment by Car in on February 7, 2014 11:39 am

    $137 for freight? Cheap. Good to know if they start gouging around here?

  61. Comment by Jazz on February 7, 2014 11:40 am

    I’m sitting at another doctor appointment for my mother, this time at U of M in AA. I’d hunt down Hotspur if I weren’t encumbered with mom.

  62. Comment by MJ on February 7, 2014 11:41 am

    And “Good job!” on the poat, MJ.
    Sounds like you got your stuff. I missed the story of what happened, but saw that you had “issues” with the movers.
    ——————————–
    There were no problems on the delivery side other than being 4 days late.

    And that they tried to bring me someone else’s stuff.

    After he tried to tell me that the boxes were mine, I just said, “you’re going to have a serious mother fucking problem in a minute.”

    Then I got my gun stuck it in the back of my pants and made a phone call. I spoke in Spanish, so they couldn’t understand.

    It must have scared them, because they were great after that.

    Fucking Eastern European scum.

  63. Comment by agiledog on February 7, 2014 11:42 am

    I’d hunt down Hotspur

    If you do, I’d recommend at least a 30-30 or a .308.

  64. Comment by Car in on February 7, 2014 11:43 am

    Point and laugh:

    http://www.pressherald.com/news/Southern_New_England_ski_areas_vulnerable__says_climate_change_expert.html

  65. Comment by MJ on February 7, 2014 11:44 am

    I really need to get out more. I always think I’m a total asshole, but then when I have to actually deal with people I find out I’m a cupcake.

    Won’t make that mistake again.

  66. Comment by Jazz on February 7, 2014 11:45 am

    Fucking Eastern European scum.

    You can always tell by the sideways teeth and the five-day beard, both disguised by generous application of cheap cologne.

  67. Comment by Jazz on February 7, 2014 11:48 am

    Don’t doubt your judgment, MJ. Have some confidence in yourself.

  68. Comment by Jazz on February 7, 2014 11:53 am

    Great story, Car in. The sky is falling!

  69. Comment by Hotspur on February 7, 2014 11:58 am

    Shit, Jazz, I’m just up the street. Honk when you go by.

  70. Comment by agiledog on February 7, 2014 11:58 am

    Point and laugh:

    Done, as requested.

  71. Comment by Hotspur on February 7, 2014 11:59 am

    Or if you’re horny.

  72. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2014 12:11 pm

    Beep Beep

  73. Comment by agiledog on February 7, 2014 12:12 pm

    Point and laugh:

    Well, what do you know? My comment has vanished. Guess they didn’t like someone pointing out the stupidity…..

  74. Comment by Hotspur on February 7, 2014 12:13 pm

    From a Drudge link:

    http://www.atr.org/achieve-olympic-glory-pay-irs-a8135

    I had no idea that the US Olympics Commission awards cash prizes. It would seem to me that athletes would be able to deduct expenses so as to make their participation a net loss.

    Are their sponsorships also considered taxable?

    Our county sucks.

  75. Comment by agiledog on February 7, 2014 12:13 pm

    Can’t hear a damn thing in here with all those car horns going off.

  76. Comment by agiledog on February 7, 2014 12:21 pm

    “There is no reason to believe that the level of danger in Sochi is greater than at any other point on the planet, be it Boston, London, New York or Washington,” – Russian Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Kozak

    Boston, huh? Just last year…
    London? The 7/7 train bombings….
    New York/Washington? 9/11…..

    Who wants to go to Sochi?

  77. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2014 12:27 pm

    Shoveling on Wednesday kicked my ass so hard that I had to curtail today’s efforts somewhat.

    Then I got my gun stuck it in the back of my pants and made a phone call. I spoke in Spanish, so they couldn’t understand.

    *memorizes phrases for “Carlos, come to the house. Bring Juan and Chuey, and guns.”*

  78. Comment by Car in on February 7, 2014 12:32 pm

    Shoveling on Wednesday kicked my ass so hard that I had to curtail today’s efforts somewhat.

    So, no wallballs?

  79. Comment by Hotspur on February 7, 2014 12:35 pm

    I won’t be watching any Olympics. It’s a scam.

  80. Comment by Car in on February 7, 2014 12:36 pm

    I’ll watch part of the Olympics, but NEVER in real-time. Always recorded on DVR. THere is no way I’m sitting through that cock Costas pontificating on anything.

  81. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2014 12:38 pm

    So, no wallballs?

    I kicked a bosu into the corner. Close enough?

  82. Comment by MJ on February 7, 2014 12:43 pm

    The Al Qaeda olympics would be pretty funny.

    The 200 meter Allah Akbar dash. The tape could be a trip wire, then BOOM!

  83. Comment by PepeLp on February 7, 2014 12:54 pm

    Just had to fill the propane tank at the new shop. Took 70 gallons to heat from November to the end of January. I really insulated the hell out of it and it looks like it’s paying off. We’ve had some cold weather, but not the long term bitter cold that you guys deal with. Today it’s snowy and 35 degrees with a 10 mph breeze blowing. Propane was $2.49 a gallon here.

  84. Comment by PepeLp on February 7, 2014 12:58 pm

    The Olympic athletes……train for 10 years, get a medal, and if you’re lucky you get a Subway commercial!!!!11!!!! I think they probably pay them with gift cards for free sandwiches. “Mommy no, please don’t make us eat at Subway again…………………”

  85. Comment by agiledog on February 7, 2014 12:59 pm

    The Al Qaeda olympics would be pretty funny.

    Women’s swimming would be “interesting”. They’d have to give medals for any that didn’t outright drown in those damn burkas.

  86. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2014 1:06 pm

    WOOOOO!

    The very nice lady at the Wayne State Financial Aid office tells me that they have no record of me ever attending or getting a loan processed through them.

  87. Comment by Colorado Alex on February 7, 2014 1:27 pm

    Someone needs to incorporate the Sochi snowflake as the ‘O’ in Obamacare. A double dose of fail.

  88. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on February 7, 2014 1:53 pm

    Great news, Leon!

  89. Comment by Hotspur on February 7, 2014 2:10 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/ltnvg5f

  90. Comment by xbradtc on February 7, 2014 2:12 pm

    SallieMae’s argument is not only do you owe on the loan, the loan was fraudulent.

  91. Comment by daveintexas on February 7, 2014 2:14 pm

    A Jalisco’s Burrito is spanish for “gut-bomb”.

    The fuse is lit.

  92. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2014 2:19 pm

    SallieMae’s argument is not only do you owe on the loan, the loan was fraudulent.

    But the loan would have gone through the school’s financial aid office. The Wayne State people would have processed the student’s request for financial aid, and they have no record of my SSN. This is good news.

  93. Comment by ChrisP on February 7, 2014 2:41 pm

    Jay?

    http://is.gd/bnIP68

  94. Comment by Car in on February 7, 2014 2:41 pm

    The very nice lady at the Wayne State Financial Aid office tells me that they have no record of me ever attendin

    She’s “in” on it.

  95. Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 2:48 pm

    1 in 4 26-year-olds live with their parents.

    That is amazing. I bought this house when I was 25.

  96. Comment by Hotspur on February 7, 2014 2:48 pm

    Looks like Charlie Crist has a little pay-to-play controversy on his hands.

  97. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2014 2:50 pm

    I bought my first house when I was 25. Haven’t lived with my parents since I was 18, other than Summers.

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  99. Comment by Pupster on February 7, 2014 2:53 pm

    *delete cookies*

  100. Comment by Jimbro on February 7, 2014 2:57 pm

    Here kitty kitty! Where are you? Oh, there you are!

    http://tinyurl.com/mokknn8

  101. Comment by agiledog on February 7, 2014 3:14 pm

    All five of the Democrat candidates for Gov. of MA said the surviving Marathon bomber should not face the death penalty.

    All five.

    This should be part of every ad run against them right up to the election.

  102. Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 3:20 pm

    Kill babies not bombers!

  103. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2014 3:31 pm

    http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=99637

    I giggled.

  104. Comment by agiledog on February 7, 2014 3:31 pm

    Kill babies not bombers!

    HA! I wonder how long such a bumper sticker would last here in the People’s Republic of Mass.

  105. Comment by Hotspur on February 7, 2014 3:49 pm

    According to an email I just received Sarah and Suzy want a threesome with me tonight.

  106. Comment by lauraw on February 7, 2014 4:07 pm

    Your avatar is hideous. Good job.

  107. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2014 4:07 pm

    I’m happy for you, Hotspur. Even if you don’t go, it’s nice to be invited.

  108. Comment by agiledog on February 7, 2014 4:19 pm

    Scott/Laura – I just saw a blog item that listed the 15 worst breeds for new dog owners – the ACD was number 8 on the list.

    Everybody sees Beta and says “Ow, what a cute dog. I’d love to have one.” I reply “No. you don’t.”

  109. Comment by agiledog on February 7, 2014 4:21 pm

    Sarah and Suzy want a threesome with me tonight

    Sarah is a post-op trans-woman, and Suzy is so ugly, the First Wookie wouldn’t hit on her.

  110. Comment by MJ on February 7, 2014 4:22 pm

    I read a bit of that survey a few days ago. Part of it is that they count college kids as living with mom and dad.

    26 is an odd age to be in college or living at home. I get going to school later in life, but until you’re 26? Lawd Reekus!

  111. Comment by lauraw on February 7, 2014 4:24 pm

    Yeah, ACDs can be toughies. Not a lot of people are willing to put the time in for all these beatings. What works for me is, I think of it as exercise.

  112. Comment by lauraw on February 7, 2014 4:35 pm

    Friday night! Almost time to go to my Obamajob for the weekend.

    Good evening, gents and ladies.

  113. Comment by agiledog on February 7, 2014 4:36 pm

    I think of it as exercise.

    Add some weights to the rods you beat Bubba with to burn extra calories.

  114. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on February 7, 2014 5:04 pm

    Got some paint samples mixed today – hopefully one of them will pop out as the “right” one. Wish I were braver about color….

  115. Comment by xbradtc on February 7, 2014 5:16 pm

    Have Dave choose your colors.

  116. Comment by Jimbro on February 7, 2014 5:17 pm

    When I had my house worked on I just told my contractor “Something off white and not too pricey”. I have this thing where I couldn’t give a rat’s ass about paint colors called XY chromosomes.

  117. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 7, 2014 5:21 pm

    That is some quality sweater meat! Well done!

  118. Comment by Hotspur on February 7, 2014 5:24 pm

    I like intense colors. When I built my house I asked a designer friend to choose colors for me based on a lot of framed Napoleonic art prints I have.

    The night I moved in my older daughter looked around and said “Well, Dad, it looks like no woman will ever live here.” And I said “Why not?” And she replied “Don’t you think this is totally on the masculine side?”

    First thing HotBride did when we got married was change the color of the living room from olive drab to sunshine yellow.

  119. Comment by MCPO Airdale on February 7, 2014 5:26 pm

    Olive Drab, Battleship Grey and Institutional Green, what else do you need?

  120. Comment by agiledog on February 7, 2014 5:28 pm

    Dress whites

  121. Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 5:40 pm

    We are shipping a banjo clock that was built in 1918 and worth $1000. The wood parts are fragile, and there are two painted glass panels and a glass cover to the face.

    Right in the middle of all of this glass and fragile stuff is the weight, a 7 lb block of lead.

    It had to come out and they didn’t build it with an access panel, stupid morons didn’t foresee small parcel shipping.

    Nail by nail, screw by screw, I disassembled that thing, removed the weight, and put it all back together. There were parts in there that I couldn’t see without my 2x glasses.

    Nothing broken and no leftover parts.

    Then I found $20.

  122. Comment by agiledog on February 7, 2014 5:43 pm

    Nothing broken and no leftover parts.

    Unpossible.

  123. Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 5:51 pm

    Well, it sold at auction for $1000. It’s in better shape than this one and it appraised for $8000-$10000.

    Glad I didn’t fuck it up.

    http://video.pbs.org/video/1937841112/

  124. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on February 7, 2014 5:54 pm

    Picture, Scott? I was wondering why a clock would have a weight in it, but then I googled images – I guess it goes in the bottom?

  125. Comment by Hotspur on February 7, 2014 5:56 pm

    Weighted escapements predated springed escapements, but are still used in a lot of clocks, like grandfather clocks. Picture also the pine cone shaped thingies on a cuckoo clock.

  126. Comment by Sean M. on February 7, 2014 6:07 pm

    Greetings, people who probably aren’t just getting to work.

  127. Comment by TGSG on February 7, 2014 6:07 pm

    Paint and clocks and breasts OH MY!

  128. Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 6:07 pm

    This was a square weight, concealed in the “neck” of the banjo.

    1st time I have seen it done this way.

  129. Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 6:08 pm

    That’s why they are so rare. Eventually the string holding the weight breaks and that 7 lb block of lead falls and blows out the bottom.

  130. Comment by MJ on February 7, 2014 6:19 pm

    The weirdest part of this whole moving deal is that the stuff I packed got here in perfect shape.

    The stuff the guy insisted on packing?

    Slight damage.

  131. Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 6:27 pm

    I think the weirdest stuff took place in you bathroom in Florida.

    What did Edward Jizzerhands pack?

  132. Comment by MJ on February 7, 2014 6:32 pm

    He took apart the bed and wrapped the mattress, which have now been replaced. The old stuff is in the guest room.

    Anyone want to come over and spend the night?

  133. Comment by Sean M. on February 7, 2014 6:34 pm

    Oh, I’m not falling for that one. Again.

  134. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2014 6:38 pm

    After moving as much as I have, I pack pretty well. We lost nothing when we came to the farm.

    I am finally home and resting. Tomorrow my transfer/promotion goes into effect. Envelope arrived from Sallie Mae today. I will open it and deal with the contents in the morning.

    Whiskey time. Where the heck is Mare?

  135. Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 6:40 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfTbMidQRkQ&feature=youtu.be

  136. Comment by mundane68 on February 7, 2014 6:49 pm

    OK, that was pretty foul. My sister was/is a nurse, and she has shared some really sick ones too. But I sent that to her and she just sent back This: : S

  137. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2014 6:58 pm

    All my shifts have been late recently. Had a 7am today. I’ve been on doggie alarm all week. Set my phone. PM not AM. Oops. Dan came by to pick me up. It was ugly. T,P, & A shower, deodorant, brushed my teeth, and put my hair back in an headband. Made it to work on time. Dan was grumpy. No $20. Bought a box of cardboardnay.

  138. Comment by Jewstin on February 7, 2014 7:04 pm

    Afternoon.

  139. Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 7:05 pm

    I made it from bed to time clock in 20 minutes one day, that was with a shower.

  140. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2014 7:05 pm

    I’ve sort of soured on wine. Even the good stuff that comes in a box.

  141. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2014 7:06 pm

    Anyone want to come over and spend the night?

    Meh, can’t be any worse than a hotel bed.

  142. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2014 7:07 pm

    The restraints and the ball gag are a bit much though, MJ.

    Just sayin.

  143. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2014 7:09 pm

    If I had any excuse to be in NC, I’d stop by. Good chance I’ll be in DC the first week in March. Might try to hook up with Gabe if he has free time.

    *leaves low-hanging fruit hanging low*

  144. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2014 7:10 pm

    Scott, I used to do that when I worked at 4am. Every day. I was sound asleep when Dan got here this morning. I work with a beast that smells and comes to work with greasy hair on a daily basis. Dan kept calling me by her name today.

  145. Comment by Jewstin on February 7, 2014 7:12 pm

    Today I drove one of these all day:

    http://tinyurl.com/lu4ycfp

    *chewing ibuprophen tablets*

  146. Comment by Sean M. on February 7, 2014 7:15 pm

    I guess his imaginary son was busy…

    http://wapc.mlb.com/cutfour/2014/02/07/67544372/obama-compares-farm-bill-to-mike-trout

  147. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2014 7:15 pm

    What’s that hurt, Jew? When I used to lathe aluminum for 8 hours in a row, most of the pain would be in my lower back.

  148. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2014 7:20 pm

    I bet TFG, Senor Cominsky, didn’t even know who Mike Trout was until TOTUS told him. Fucking poser.

  149. Comment by MJ on February 7, 2014 7:23 pm

    Cominsky park. My favorite.

  150. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2014 7:26 pm

    How do you live in Chicago and get Comiskey wrong?

    I lived two states and two hours away and I knew.

  151. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on February 7, 2014 7:27 pm

    Wen TFG talks about Mike Trout and a Farm Bill, you just know he had to wonder why Congress was passing a bill for fish farmers….

  152. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on February 7, 2014 7:28 pm

    Well, “Cominsky” does rhyme with “Alinsky”

  153. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2014 7:31 pm

    Pitching and catching means something totes different to TFG and Reggie. Bitch can’t even throw a baseball.

  154. Comment by Sean M. on February 7, 2014 7:32 pm

    How do you live in Chicago and get Comiskey wrong?

    It would be one thing if he was a pretend Cubs fan, but as a pretend White Sox fan, you’re supposed to know that shit.

  155. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2014 7:34 pm

    He actually went to Cubs games with his favorite domestic terrorist/ghostwriter. 17 trillion in debt? Pfft. Destruction of the American workforce? Meh. Don’t fuck with baseball. Grrrr.

  156. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2014 7:35 pm

    I may be a little irked with Andy’s AFI Funny movie Top 100. No Grandma’s Boy? No Role Models? No Major League?

  157. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on February 7, 2014 7:59 pm

    I always forget that paint looks very different in the can than it does after it dries.

    Red paint, especially.

    And Mr. TiFW is already bitching about me spending a bunch of money on sample paints – he just doesn’t understand how one shade of a color looks different than another.

    Then again, his mother only uses two colors of paint in her house – a horrid mint green for the interior and a shade of pink slightly lighter than Pepto-Bismol for the exterior. They know they’d better have it in stock at all times at the Davis Hardware in Brackettville, Texas….

  158. Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 8:03 pm

    “he just doesn’t understand”

    Yes he does, he just doesn’t care.

  159. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2014 8:06 pm

    Tifw, reds seem to get sucked into the wall and tend to look bleh. We had an oriental (Rayciss) room growing up that had a red lacquer paint with a black trim. It was gorgeous.

  160. Comment by Sean M. on February 7, 2014 8:09 pm

    Yes he does, he just doesn’t care.

    Shhhhhh…you’ll spoil it for the rest of us.

  161. Comment by bcochran81 on February 7, 2014 8:10 pm

    Poat scheduled for 715 tomorrow morning.

  162. Comment by lazlo300 on February 7, 2014 8:12 pm

    I saw what you did there..

  163. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on February 7, 2014 8:14 pm

    Well, he was the one who told me I had to pick out a paint color….He KNOWS how I am about this kind of stuff 😛

  164. Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 8:16 pm

    Guys have about 8 words for colors.
    Girls have about 12 words for red.

  165. Comment by Jimbro on February 7, 2014 8:18 pm

    Eskimos have over a hundred words for red paint

  166. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2014 8:18 pm

    Another new person?

    How many bullwhips are up your ass right now, lazlo?

  167. Comment by Jimbro on February 7, 2014 8:18 pm

    Mare renewed her vows?

  168. Comment by daveintexas on February 7, 2014 8:19 pm

    And for me the right has three more than even I use.

  169. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2014 8:20 pm

    My living room is Claret. Not Burgundy. Not Bordeaux.

  170. Comment by Sean M. on February 7, 2014 8:26 pm

    What’s “purple”?

  171. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2014 8:27 pm

    It’s the color of a coke addict’s lips, Sean. Or TFG.

  172. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2014 8:29 pm

    That is why it’s a bogus chart. Purple is up by Eggplant. Purple doesn’t even make ROY G BIV.

  173. Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 8:30 pm

    That list left out the 17 names for beige.

  174. Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 8:31 pm

    There are about 18 people attending the opening ceremony.

  175. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2014 8:33 pm

    I’m boycotting the Olympics until it includes wallballs.

  176. Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 8:34 pm

    They handed out 150,000 condoms.

  177. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2014 8:38 pm

    I H8 white paint and all its variations.

  178. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2014 8:38 pm

    Olympians are sluts.

  179. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2014 8:39 pm

    And yes, I’m judging them.

  180. Comment by bcochran81 on February 7, 2014 8:41 pm

    >>>Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 8:34 pm
    They handed out 150,000 condoms.

    >>>Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2014 8:38 pm
    I H8 white paint and all its variations.

    Beautiful timing.

  181. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2014 8:42 pm

    Bcoch, have you watched Frozen with the girls yet?

  182. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2014 8:44 pm

    Frozen is Disneyfied feminist propaganda. They haven’t done a good movie since Stitch.

  183. Comment by bcochran81 on February 7, 2014 8:44 pm

    Saw it within about ten days, oso. Then the wife and MiL took them a second time when we were up in NC visiting the in laws for christmas. The songs have been downloaded onto various apple products. They know all the words. And they won’t shut up about when is it coming out on video.

  184. Comment by bcochran81 on February 7, 2014 8:47 pm

    >>>Frozen is Disneyfied feminist propaganda.

    Or it could be a cute cartoon with good music loosely based on a story that’s been around a long time.

    Either way.

  185. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2014 8:47 pm

    Leon, I adore Stitch, but the music from Frozen is so earwormtastic! Hey, bcoch… do you wanna build a snowman?

  186. Comment by bcochran81 on February 7, 2014 8:50 pm

    I do….because for the first time in forever…..

  187. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2014 8:51 pm

    I’m just telling you what the feminists are saying:
    http://thoughtsofadyingcinephile.wordpress.com/2014/01/30/frozen-a-progressive-step-towards-feminism/

    Grrl power!

  188. Comment by bcochran81 on February 7, 2014 8:52 pm

    The feminists can go make me a damn sammich.

    But first….

  189. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2014 8:54 pm

    Just saying, it starts with Frozen, and ends in PIV-is-rape.

  190. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2014 8:55 pm

    I thought Rapunzel and Brave were pretty empowering for little girls. Not Hit Girl empowering, but still…grrl power!!!

  191. Comment by bcochran81 on February 7, 2014 8:55 pm

    The feminists should just get married. Then they won’t have to worry about PIV anymore.

  192. Comment by Sean M. on February 7, 2014 8:55 pm

    Did anybody come to regret letting anybody else order the pizza today?

  193. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2014 8:57 pm

    *Goes to bedroom, gets pink princess mickey ears with tiara* Hush Leon!

  194. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2014 8:58 pm

    Sean, did you know that there are people that think pineapple has no place on a pizza?

  195. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2014 8:59 pm

    Oso, I’m opposed to grrl power. It doesn’t lead to happy women or men. It mostly leads to bitter middle-aged women named Julia.

  196. Comment by MJ on February 7, 2014 9:00 pm

    What are we talking about?

    Pee or poop?

  197. Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 9:01 pm

    Most people.

  198. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2014 9:02 pm

    I liked hawaiian pizza, but if I’m going to suffer the hit of actually eating pizza, it’s not gonna be what I pick.

  199. Comment by bcochran81 on February 7, 2014 9:04 pm

    OK, this is gonna be a long one, but hey you like stories of other people’s suffering, and, therefore, I am just here to entertain you.
    We were testing on Wednesday, state mandated tests, called the California High School Exit Examination, CAHSEE for short. No remember, I am teaching at a continuation high school, which means in addition to me being a leech on society and that I should be fired and forced to get a ‘real’ job, but my students are also ones who have been placed in my care because the other leeches on society had issues with them, mostly as they self-medicate on school property and don’t play well with others. (That means they come to school high/drunk and get in fights for those living in the fantasies of 1950′s education.)
    So two students are in taking this test that they must pass in order to get the blessing of the State of Confus—I mean, California to graduate. The math test, to be exact. Because as a person with a minor in Chemistry and courses in Physics, I have taken more math classes than the two Math teachers…but I digress.
    Student A and Student B are two students that: A) know each other B) Both finished a 75 question test with Algebra in less than 30 minutes and C) are now bored having the attention spans of meth addicted goldfish.
    Student A wants to go home as he is now “done for the day”. Denied. He can go home when the test is done, about two hours hence (Short day for testing…) Student B asks for and gets a pass to the bathroom. Comes back in a few minutes. Student A asks for pass, goes to bathroom. Returns.
    But when he returns, Student A is in a rage. And I mean a spittle-flying, red-faced, incoherently screaming rage. Like Biden gets when someone needs to wash his binky. Student B is on the other side of the room. As luck would have it, I am right at the door making my rounds when Student A comes back.
    Interlude: My room is set up with a filing cabinet near the door which creates a dogleg to get around as you enter or exit. Also keeps students from bunching up near door. I happen to be standing in end of dogleg at that very moment. So when Angry Student enters room, he has to go around me to get to student B by dumb luck.
    He tries to push by me. I refuse to budge. Security is coming (I can see them through window), but he is berserk with rage. Idiot student B comes running across classroom to join fight. Neither one wants to hit me but between bad Spanish and English curses, it is a near thing.
    I push Student A outside and lean against door to keep Student B inside. Security arrives. Principal arrives. Next door teacher comes out of her classroom. Just one security guy and he is fingering the flex cuffs (there are two security people on campus, the other one was on other side of campus) Student B is pounding on door to be let out, and start fight. Principal opens door and he calms down.
    There is a small mess getting things sorted out and something drops into trashcan with a ‘klunk’. I look in and see a really nice Spyderco clasp knife at the bottom of the trash can. I suddenly have to pee, real bad.
    Oh, and after all this done, we still have two hours more of testing.
    So, anyone else break up a fight as part of their job today or yesterday?
    TL;DR Two students get into a fight. Teacher breaks it up. Teacher has major pucker factor when he realizes one student was armed with a knife
    ——————————–

    What are we talking about?
    Pee or poop?

    Sure.

  200. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2014 9:05 pm

    The pineapple needs green chile or jalapeño to make it work as a topping.

  201. Comment by MJ on February 7, 2014 9:05 pm

    Met my neighbor across the hall. Older, refined gentleman, retired.

    Florida has followed me.

  202. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2014 9:06 pm

    I think every little girl in America needs to watch Kick Ass 1 and 2 because Hit Girl rocks.

  203. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2014 9:06 pm

    MJ, you meet your neighbors?

  204. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2014 9:06 pm

    I pooped today. Twice.

    Wait. Three times.

  205. Comment by MJ on February 7, 2014 9:07 pm

    What are we talking about?
    Pee or poop?
    Sure.
    —————————
    Hahahahahaha.

    That was pretty funny. You can have one of these.

    http://is.gd/iswwTd

  206. Comment by MJ on February 7, 2014 9:09 pm

    MJ, you meet your neighbors?
    ——————–
    He stopped by when the movers were here. He was super nice.

    Reminded me of my friend David.

  207. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2014 9:09 pm

    I’m on Day 14 of making dinner. This is BS!

  208. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2014 9:09 pm

    She was looking pretty burly in KA2, Oso. Her shoulders had the gymnast thing happening, kinda like Mary Lou Retton. I liked that they went realistic on her musculature.

  209. Comment by MJ on February 7, 2014 9:12 pm

    The pineapple needs green chile or jalapeño to make it work as a topping.
    ———————–
    Totally agreed. My favorite is ham or bacon with pineapple and jalepeno.

  210. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2014 9:16 pm

    I agree, Leon. I know that it isn’t realistic, but I wish I’d had a role model like Hit Girl. They really played up the gymnastic sturdy girl v. the skinny stick Angelina Jolie type.

  211. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2014 9:17 pm

    MJ, in NM, you can get a spicy sauce on your pizza too. Kind of a Italian/Messican hybrid.

  212. Comment by Sean M. on February 7, 2014 9:20 pm

    Needs moar haunches.

  213. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2014 9:21 pm

    I tried very hard not to check out her haunches, as I’m not sure she’s 18 yet.

  214. Comment by MJ on February 7, 2014 9:24 pm

    MJ, in NM, you can get a spicy sauce on your pizza too. Kind of a Italian/Messican hybrid.
    ————————————-
    That sounds like a trillion billion gazillion dollar idea.

    *applies for patent

  215. Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 9:25 pm

    We need a Mundane’s Musings tab.

  216. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2014 9:28 pm

    It is so yummo. They call it the chupacabra. My Mom would add red chile/red pepper flakes to any recipe that had tomatoes. I didn’t know that spaghetti, meatloaf, goulash, lasagna, etc was bland.

  217. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2014 9:30 pm

    Yeah, Hit Girl (Chloe Grace Moretz) was born in 1997. I don’t think I can inspect her haunches for another decade.

  218. Comment by MJ on February 7, 2014 9:35 pm

    OK, this is gonna be a long one, but hey you like stories of other people’s suffering, and, therefore, I am just here to entertain you.
    We were testing on Wednesday, state mandated tests, called the California High School Exit Examination, CAHSEE for short. No remember, I am teaching at a continuation high school, which means in addition to me being a leech on society and that I should be fired and forced to get a ‘real’ job, but my students are also ones who have been placed in my care because the other leeches on society had issues with them, mostly as they self-medicate on school property and don’t play well with others. (That means they come to school high/drunk and get in fights for those living in the fantasies of 1950′s education.)
    So two students are in taking this test that they must pass in order to get the blessing of the State of Confus—I mean, California to graduate. The math test, to be exact. Because as a person with a minor in Chemistry and courses in Physics, I have taken more math classes than the two Math teachers…but I digress.
    Student A and Student B are two students that: A) know each other B) Both finished a 75 question test with Algebra in less than 30 minutes and C) are now bored having the attention spans of meth addicted goldfish.
    Student A wants to go home as he is now “done for the day”. Denied. He can go home when the test is done, about two hours hence (Short day for testing…) Student B asks for and gets a pass to the bathroom. Comes back in a few minutes. Student A asks for pass, goes to bathroom. Returns.
    But when he returns, Student A is in a rage. And I mean a spittle-flying, red-faced, incoherently screaming rage. Like Biden gets when someone needs to wash his binky. Student B is on the other side of the room. As luck would have it, I am right at the door making my rounds when Student A comes back.
    Interlude: My room is set up with a filing cabinet near the door which creates a dogleg to get around as you enter or exit. Also keeps students from bunching up near door. I happen to be standing in end of dogleg at that very moment. So when Angry Student enters room, he has to go around me to get to student B by dumb luck.
    He tries to push by me. I refuse to budge. Security is coming (I can see them through window), but he is berserk with rage. Idiot student B comes running across classroom to join fight. Neither one wants to hit me but between bad Spanish and English curses, it is a near thing.
    I push Student A outside and lean against door to keep Student B inside. Security arrives. Principal arrives. Next door teacher comes out of her classroom. Just one security guy and he is fingering the flex cuffs (there are two security people on campus, the other one was on other side of campus) Student B is pounding on door to be let out, and start fight. Principal opens door and he calms down.
    There is a small mess getting things sorted out and something drops into trashcan with a ‘klunk’. I look in and see a really nice Spyderco clasp knife at the bottom of the trash can. I suddenly have to pee, real bad.
    Oh, and after all this done, we still have two hours more of testing.
    So, anyone else break up a fight as part of their job today or yesterday?
    TL;DR Two students get into a fight. Teacher breaks it up. Teacher has major pucker factor when he realizes one student was armed with a knife
    ——————
    Mundane’s Musings #1.

    Just read War and Peace. You’ll get the idea.

  219. Comment by Sean M. on February 7, 2014 9:37 pm

    Okay, this is just confusing:

    http://blog.angryasianman.com/2014/02/anonymous-racist-flyer-sent-to-ucla.html

    I’m going with art project gone wrong.

  220. Comment by bcochran81 on February 7, 2014 9:38 pm

    OK, this is gonna be a long one, but hey you like stories of other people’s suffering, and, therefore, I am just here to entertain you.
    We were testing on Wednesday, state mandated tests, called the California High School Exit Examination, CAHSEE for short. No remember, I am teaching at a continuation high school, which means in addition to me being a leech on society and that I should be fired and forced to get a ‘real’ job, but my students are also ones who have been placed in my care because the other leeches on society had issues with them, mostly as they self-medicate on school property and don’t play well with others. (That means they come to school high/drunk and get in fights for those living in the fantasies of 1950′s education.)
    So two students are in taking this test that they must pass in order to get the blessing of the State of Confus—I mean, California to graduate. The math test, to be exact. Because as a person with a minor in Chemistry and courses in Physics, I have taken more math classes than the two Math teachers…but I digress.
    Student A and Student B are two students that: A) know each other B) Both finished a 75 question test with Algebra in less than 30 minutes and C) are now bored having the attention spans of meth addicted goldfish.
    Student A wants to go home as he is now “done for the day”. Denied. He can go home when the test is done, about two hours hence (Short day for testing…) Student B asks for and gets a pass to the bathroom. Comes back in a few minutes. Student A asks for pass, goes to bathroom. Returns.
    But when he returns, Student A is in a rage. And I mean a spittle-flying, red-faced, incoherently screaming rage. Like Biden gets when someone needs to wash his binky. Student B is on the other side of the room. As luck would have it, I am right at the door making my rounds when Student A comes back.
    Interlude: My room is set up with a filing cabinet near the door which creates a dogleg to get around as you enter or exit. Also keeps students from bunching up near door. I happen to be standing in end of dogleg at that very moment. So when Angry Student enters room, he has to go around me to get to student B by dumb luck.
    He tries to push by me. I refuse to budge. Security is coming (I can see them through window), but he is berserk with rage. Idiot student B comes running across classroom to join fight. Neither one wants to hit me but between bad Spanish and English curses, it is a near thing.
    I push Student A outside and lean against door to keep Student B inside. Security arrives. Principal arrives. Next door teacher comes out of her classroom. Just one security guy and he is fingering the flex cuffs (there are two security people on campus, the other one was on other side of campus) Student B is pounding on door to be let out, and start fight. Principal opens door and he calms down.
    There is a small mess getting things sorted out and something drops into trashcan with a ‘klunk’. I look in and see a really nice Spyderco clasp knife at the bottom of the trash can. I suddenly have to pee, real bad.
    Oh, and after all this done, we still have two hours more of testing.
    So, anyone else break up a fight as part of their job today or yesterday?
    TL;DR Two students get into a fight. Teacher breaks it up. Teacher has major pucker factor when he realizes one student was armed with a knife
    ——————
    Mundane’s Musings #1.
    Just read War and Peace. You’ll get the idea.

    Can you summarize it?

  221. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2014 9:40 pm

    OK, this is gonna be a long one, but hey you like stories of other people’s suffering, and, therefore, I am just here to entertain you.
    We were testing on Wednesday, state mandated tests, called the California High School Exit Examination, CAHSEE for short. No remember, I am teaching at a continuation high school, which means in addition to me being a leech on society and that I should be fired and forced to get a ‘real’ job, but my students are also ones who have been placed in my care because the other leeches on society had issues with them, mostly as they self-medicate on school property and don’t play well with others. (That means they come to school high/drunk and get in fights for those living in the fantasies of 1950′s education.)
    So two students are in taking this test that they must pass in order to get the blessing of the State of Confus—I mean, California to graduate. The math test, to be exact. Because as a person with a minor in Chemistry and courses in Physics, I have taken more math classes than the two Math teachers…but I digress.
    Student A and Student B are two students that: A) know each other B) Both finished a 75 question test with Algebra in less than 30 minutes and C) are now bored having the attention spans of meth addicted goldfish.
    Student A wants to go home as he is now “done for the day”. Denied. He can go home when the test is done, about two hours hence (Short day for testing…) Student B asks for and gets a pass to the bathroom. Comes back in a few minutes. Student A asks for pass, goes to bathroom. Returns.
    But when he returns, Student A is in a rage. And I mean a spittle-flying, red-faced, incoherently screaming rage. Like Biden gets when someone needs to wash his binky. Student B is on the other side of the room. As luck would have it, I am right at the door making my rounds when Student A comes back.
    Interlude: My room is set up with a filing cabinet near the door which creates a dogleg to get around as you enter or exit. Also keeps students from bunching up near door. I happen to be standing in end of dogleg at that very moment. So when Angry Student enters room, he has to go around me to get to student B by dumb luck.
    He tries to push by me. I refuse to budge. Security is coming (I can see them through window), but he is berserk with rage. Idiot student B comes running across classroom to join fight. Neither one wants to hit me but between bad Spanish and English curses, it is a near thing.
    I push Student A outside and lean against door to keep Student B inside. Security arrives. Principal arrives. Next door teacher comes out of her classroom. Just one security guy and he is fingering the flex cuffs (there are two security people on campus, the other one was on other side of campus) Student B is pounding on door to be let out, and start fight. Principal opens door and he calms down.
    There is a small mess getting things sorted out and something drops into trashcan with a ‘klunk’. I look in and see a really nice Spyderco clasp knife at the bottom of the trash can. I suddenly have to pee, real bad.
    Oh, and after all this done, we still have two hours more of testing.
    So, anyone else break up a fight as part of their job today or yesterday?
    TL;DR Two students get into a fight. Teacher breaks it up. Teacher has major pucker factor when he realizes one student was armed with a knife
    ——————
    Mundane’s Musings #1.
    Just read War and Peace. You’ll get the idea.

    Can you summarize it?
    ——————
    JTFC

  222. Comment by Sean M. on February 7, 2014 9:41 pm

    OK, this is gonna be a long one, but hey you like stories of other people’s suffering, and, therefore, I am just here to entertain you.
    We were testing on Wednesday, state mandated tests, called the California High School Exit Examination, CAHSEE for short. No remember, I am teaching at a continuation high school, which means in addition to me being a leech on society and that I should be fired and forced to get a ‘real’ job, but my students are also ones who have been placed in my care because the other leeches on society had issues with them, mostly as they self-medicate on school property and don’t play well with others. (That means they come to school high/drunk and get in fights for those living in the fantasies of 1950′s education.)
    So two students are in taking this test that they must pass in order to get the blessing of the State of Confus—I mean, California to graduate. The math test, to be exact. Because as a person with a minor in Chemistry and courses in Physics, I have taken more math classes than the two Math teachers…but I digress.
    Student A and Student B are two students that: A) know each other B) Both finished a 75 question test with Algebra in less than 30 minutes and C) are now bored having the attention spans of meth addicted goldfish.
    Student A wants to go home as he is now “done for the day”. Denied. He can go home when the test is done, about two hours hence (Short day for testing…) Student B asks for and gets a pass to the bathroom. Comes back in a few minutes. Student A asks for pass, goes to bathroom. Returns.
    But when he returns, Student A is in a rage. And I mean a spittle-flying, red-faced, incoherently screaming rage. Like Biden gets when someone needs to wash his binky. Student B is on the other side of the room. As luck would have it, I am right at the door making my rounds when Student A comes back.
    Interlude: My room is set up with a filing cabinet near the door which creates a dogleg to get around as you enter or exit. Also keeps students from bunching up near door. I happen to be standing in end of dogleg at that very moment. So when Angry Student enters room, he has to go around me to get to student B by dumb luck.
    He tries to push by me. I refuse to budge. Security is coming (I can see them through window), but he is berserk with rage. Idiot student B comes running across classroom to join fight. Neither one wants to hit me but between bad Spanish and English curses, it is a near thing.
    I push Student A outside and lean against door to keep Student B inside. Security arrives. Principal arrives. Next door teacher comes out of her classroom. Just one security guy and he is fingering the flex cuffs (there are two security people on campus, the other one was on other side of campus) Student B is pounding on door to be let out, and start fight. Principal opens door and he calms down.
    There is a small mess getting things sorted out and something drops into trashcan with a ‘klunk’. I look in and see a really nice Spyderco clasp knife at the bottom of the trash can. I suddenly have to pee, real bad.
    Oh, and after all this done, we still have two hours more of testing.
    So, anyone else break up a fight as part of their job today or yesterday?
    TL;DR Two students get into a fight. Teacher breaks it up. Teacher has major pucker factor when he realizes one student was armed with a knife
    ——————
    Mundane’s Musings #1.
    Just read War and Peace. You’ll get the idea.

    Can you summarize it?

    There’s some war and some peace. Somebody finds $20.

  223. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2014 9:42 pm

    That Asian guy has a real chip on his shoulder.

  224. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2014 9:42 pm

    Sean, do the Korean students not get an organization or is it just continued raycism against the Appalachia of the Far East?

  225. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2014 9:43 pm

    Lawdy Reegis my scroll finger is getting a cramp.

  226. Comment by MJ on February 7, 2014 9:43 pm

    Can you summarize it?
    ———————
    Yep.

    OK, this is gonna be a long one, but hey you like stories of other people’s suffering, and, therefore, I am just here to entertain you.
    We were testing on Wednesday, state mandated tests, called the California High School Exit Examination, CAHSEE for short. No remember, I am teaching at a continuation high school, which means in addition to me being a leech on society and that I should be fired and forced to get a ‘real’ job, but my students are also ones who have been placed in my care because the other leeches on society had issues with them, mostly as they self-medicate on school property and don’t play well with others. (That means they come to school high/drunk and get in fights for those living in the fantasies of 1950′s education.)
    So two students are in taking this test that they must pass in order to get the blessing of the State of Confus—I mean, California to graduate. The math test, to be exact. Because as a person with a minor in Chemistry and courses in Physics, I have taken more math classes than the two Math teachers…but I digress.
    Student A and Student B are two students that: A) know each other B) Both finished a 75 question test with Algebra in less than 30 minutes and C) are now bored having the attention spans of meth addicted goldfish.
    Student A wants to go home as he is now “done for the day”. Denied. He can go home when the test is done, about two hours hence (Short day for testing…) Student B asks for and gets a pass to the bathroom. Comes back in a few minutes. Student A asks for pass, goes to bathroom. Returns.
    But when he returns, Student A is in a rage. And I mean a spittle-flying, red-faced, incoherently screaming rage. Like Biden gets when someone needs to wash his binky. Student B is on the other side of the room. As luck would have it, I am right at the door making my rounds when Student A comes back.
    Interlude: My room is set up with a filing cabinet near the door which creates a dogleg to get around as you enter or exit. Also keeps students from bunching up near door. I happen to be standing in end of dogleg at that very moment. So when Angry Student enters room, he has to go around me to get to student B by dumb luck.
    He tries to push by me. I refuse to budge. Security is coming (I can see them through window), but he is berserk with rage. Idiot student B comes running across classroom to join fight. Neither one wants to hit me but between bad Spanish and English curses, it is a near thing.
    I push Student A outside and lean against door to keep Student B inside. Security arrives. Principal arrives. Next door teacher comes out of her classroom. Just one security guy and he is fingering the flex cuffs (there are two security people on campus, the other one was on other side of campus) Student B is pounding on door to be let out, and start fight. Principal opens door and he calms down.
    There is a small mess getting things sorted out and something drops into trashcan with a ‘klunk’. I look in and see a really nice Spyderco clasp knife at the bottom of the trash can. I suddenly have to pee, real bad.
    Oh, and after all this done, we still have two hours more of testing.
    So, anyone else break up a fight as part of their job today or yesterday?
    TL;DR Two students get into a fight. Teacher breaks it up. Teacher has major pucker factor when he realizes one student was armed with a knife

  227. Comment by bcochran81 on February 7, 2014 9:44 pm

    OK, this is gonna be a long one, but hey you like stories of other people’s suffering, and, therefore, I am just here to entertain you.
    We were testing on Wednesday, state mandated tests, called the California High School Exit Examination, CAHSEE for short. No remember, I am teaching at a continuation high school, which means in addition to me being a leech on society and that I should be fired and forced to get a ‘real’ job, but my students are also ones who have been placed in my care because the other leeches on society had issues with them, mostly as they self-medicate on school property and don’t play well with others. (That means they come to school high/drunk and get in fights for those living in the fantasies of 1950′s education.)
    So two students are in taking this test that they must pass in order to get the blessing of the State of Confus—I mean, California to graduate. The math test, to be exact. Because as a person with a minor in Chemistry and courses in Physics, I have taken more math classes than the two Math teachers…but I digress.
    Student A and Student B are two students that: A) know each other B) Both finished a 75 question test with Algebra in less than 30 minutes and C) are now bored having the attention spans of meth addicted goldfish.
    Student A wants to go home as he is now “done for the day”. Denied. He can go home when the test is done, about two hours hence (Short day for testing…) Student B asks for and gets a pass to the bathroom. Comes back in a few minutes. Student A asks for pass, goes to bathroom. Returns.
    But when he returns, Student A is in a rage. And I mean a spittle-flying, red-faced, incoherently screaming rage. Like Biden gets when someone needs to wash his binky. Student B is on the other side of the room. As luck would have it, I am right at the door making my rounds when Student A comes back.
    Interlude: My room is set up with a filing cabinet near the door which creates a dogleg to get around as you enter or exit. Also keeps students from bunching up near door. I happen to be standing in end of dogleg at that very moment. So when Angry Student enters room, he has to go around me to get to student B by dumb luck.
    He tries to push by me. I refuse to budge. Security is coming (I can see them through window), but he is berserk with rage. Idiot student B comes running across classroom to join fight. Neither one wants to hit me but between bad Spanish and English curses, it is a near thing.
    I push Student A outside and lean against door to keep Student B inside. Security arrives. Principal arrives. Next door teacher comes out of her classroom. Just one security guy and he is fingering the flex cuffs (there are two security people on campus, the other one was on other side of campus) Student B is pounding on door to be let out, and start fight. Principal opens door and he calms down.
    There is a small mess getting things sorted out and something drops into trashcan with a ‘klunk’. I look in and see a really nice Spyderco clasp knife at the bottom of the trash can. I suddenly have to pee, real bad.
    Oh, and after all this done, we still have two hours more of testing.
    So, anyone else break up a fight as part of their job today or yesterday?
    TL;DR Two students get into a fight. Teacher breaks it up. Teacher has major pucker factor when he realizes one student was armed with a knife
    ——————
    Mundane’s Musings #1.
    Just read War and Peace. You’ll get the idea.

    Can you summarize it?

    There’s some war and some peace. Somebody finds $20.

    Did he spend the $20 on hookers or booze?

  228. Comment by MJ on February 7, 2014 9:45 pm

    Lawdy Reegis my scroll finger is getting a cramp.
    ——————–
    I highly doubt that.

  229. Comment by bcochran81 on February 7, 2014 9:46 pm

    >>>Lawdy Reegis my scroll finger is getting a cramp.
    ——————–
    I highly doubt that.

    I’m sure that finger of hers is quite strong.

  230. Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 9:47 pm

    coughs

  231. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2014 9:47 pm

    Strong like bull!

    Wait…

  232. Comment by Shower Nozzle on February 7, 2014 9:56 pm

    Finger-schminger. I do all the hard work around here.

  233. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2014 10:06 pm

    Ha Ha

    Cyn ♥ WaterPik

  234. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2014 10:10 pm

    Had a perfect opportunity to use FYNQ today. It wasn’t a Moron. I decided to let it go.

  235. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2014 10:15 pm

    You’re becoming soft, Oso. Then again, it’d be lost on ’em.

  236. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2014 10:18 pm

    I know. It was on a Moron priest’s FB page. He’d get it, but his friends wouldn’t. You can always tell the Morons on his FB page. Same with Peej.

  237. Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 10:23 pm

    Facebook is run by The NSA.

  238. Comment by bcochran81 on February 7, 2014 10:23 pm

    The NSA is a scam.

  239. Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 10:25 pm

    They know where you live.

  240. Comment by bcochran81 on February 7, 2014 10:26 pm

    *shrug*

    I’ve never been real big on anonymity. I am who I am. My opinions are what they are.

  241. Comment by ChrisP on February 7, 2014 10:26 pm

    Anita is practicing “Sunrise, Sunset” on her rented viola.

    Lord, take me now…

    Just kidding.

    She’s gotten butt-loads better in just a couple of weeks.
    Looking at how that damned thing works(as well as the violin and cello), with no frets, it just puzzles the fuck out of me how people can make such beautiful music on an instrument that is, pretty much, totally free-form…

  242. Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 10:26 pm

    They know where Mare is.

  243. Comment by bcochran81 on February 7, 2014 10:28 pm

    >>>They know where Mare is.

    Impossible. Mare isn’t real.

  244. Comment by ChrisP on February 7, 2014 10:28 pm

    “Facebook is run by The NSA.”

    What cracks the shit outta me is that TOR, the “undernet”, where people go to avoid surveillance, was built by the NSA.

    HA HA.
    /Nelson Muntz

  245. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on February 7, 2014 10:29 pm

    I still remember being in awe of the junior high school band director’s ability to get the cacophony I heard emanating from the auditorium one day at the beginning of the school year with what I heard at the Christmas concert.

    I don’t know how he did it….

  246. Comment by MJ on February 7, 2014 10:30 pm

    She’s gotten butt-loads better in just a couple of weeks.
    Looking at how that damned thing works(as well as the violin and cello), with no frets, it just puzzles the fuck out of me how people can make such beautiful music on an instrument that is, pretty much, totally free-form…
    ————————————
    It’s absolutely amazing. It’s the difference between paint by numbers and Rembrandt.

    *hope I spelled that right

  247. Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 10:31 pm

    I read an article about google glass and face recognition the other day.

    Half of those under the age of 30 will never get a job.

    Idiots.

  248. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2014 10:32 pm

    Sunrise, Sunset is rayciss.

  249. Comment by Sean M. on February 7, 2014 10:35 pm

    it just puzzles the fuck out of me how people can make such beautiful music on an instrument that is, pretty much, totally free-form…

    Ditto for tromboners.

    (I obviously just wanted to say tromboners. I don’t even know if that’s a word.)

  250. Comment by MJ on February 7, 2014 10:38 pm

    Ditto for tromboners.
    ———————-
    God.

    You disgust me.

  251. Comment by MJ on February 7, 2014 10:39 pm

    Tromboners.

    Think about that.

  252. Comment by MJ on February 7, 2014 10:39 pm

    Tromboners.

  253. Comment by MJ on February 7, 2014 10:41 pm

    Boners.

  254. Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 10:41 pm

    You were in a band?

  255. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2014 10:43 pm

    I thought it was understood that the clarinet was teh ghey?

  256. Comment by Sean M. on February 7, 2014 10:46 pm

    That’s just Bruce. Tuba is gay.

  257. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2014 10:47 pm

    Oh yeah, tuba is gay.

  258. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2014 10:48 pm

    Oboe makes me giggle.

  259. Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 10:48 pm

    Wiserson plays tuba. Must be genetic.

  260. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2014 10:48 pm

    College friend played the bassoon. Hahaha.

  261. Comment by MJ on February 7, 2014 10:48 pm

    All bands are gay.

  262. Comment by Sean M. on February 7, 2014 10:49 pm

    Just switched over to NBC for a second only to see Bob Costas interviewing TFG. I changed the channel before they could get into a discussion of racist team names.

  263. Comment by Car in on February 7, 2014 10:51 pm

    blergy blergy

  264. Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 10:59 pm

    Why are you home so early?

    No 3rd shift?

  265. Comment by MJ on February 7, 2014 11:00 pm

    Tippy tippy.

  266. Comment by Lipstick on February 7, 2014 11:00 pm

    TFG just has to insert himself into everything.

    LHF, have at it.

  267. Comment by Car in on February 7, 2014 11:02 pm

    I hadn’t gotten a table in eons. I do a double tomorrow, so …

    A zillion parties, so maybe it will be a good day.

  268. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2014 11:03 pm

    Hi Lippy!!! Have you created a fake FB acct to hang out with the NSA when all the Hostages are sleeping yet?

  269. Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 11:04 pm

    20% of a zillion is pretty good.

  270. Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 11:05 pm

    She’s smarter than that Oso.

  271. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2014 11:05 pm

    She has a RL page under her Clark Kent identity.

  272. Comment by xbradtc on February 7, 2014 11:08 pm

    TFG has to be the corpse at every wedding and the bride at every funeral.

  273. Comment by Lipstick on February 7, 2014 11:08 pm

    Hi Osita! No, I was getting (cough, having a professional get) my new computer set up, so no playing around today.

    How are things?

    Car in, seriously, how are people coping with the fuel prices and the cold? People are going to die from this.

  274. Comment by Lipstick on February 7, 2014 11:12 pm

    She’s smarter than that Oso.

    heh, more like I really don’t need any more excuses to stay up late. Plus a little paranoia that somehow, future potential employers might find a way to discover my political views.

  275. Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 11:12 pm

    Professional is code for what?

  276. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2014 11:17 pm

    You should steal Leon’s identity, but instead of getting loans, post at facechimpdouche!

  277. Comment by scott on February 7, 2014 11:18 pm

    I shouldn’t pry.

    Good night idiots.

  278. Comment by Lipstick on February 7, 2014 11:20 pm

    Scott – it is code for someone who knows a lot more about it than I do. Which is just about anyone.

  279. Comment by Lipstick on February 7, 2014 11:23 pm

    nah, not prying. I was just getting some grub ready and couldn’t answer right away.

  280. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2014 11:28 pm

    Stupid timezones!!! Lippy is just barely grubbing and Coasters are getting ready for bed.

  281. Comment by Lipstick on February 7, 2014 11:33 pm

    Yep. Cinnamon raisin English muffin. Already snarfled down.

  282. Comment by Sean M. on February 7, 2014 11:34 pm

    I was just eating dinner. Now I have time to lollygag.

  283. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2014 11:37 pm

    Before the ACA was passed, I never had time to lollygag. Thanks, Nancy.

  284. Comment by Sean M. on February 7, 2014 11:40 pm

    The decline in labor force participation indicates that people will be free to pursue much more lollygagging.

  285. Comment by Lipstick on February 7, 2014 11:41 pm

    Lollygagging is bad for you, so they are making sure that you don’t do it.

    It’s for your own good, so shush up, serf.

  286. Comment by Lipstick on February 7, 2014 11:45 pm

    Or that.

  287. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2014 11:46 pm

    We have become a nation of lollygaggers. Some people are lucky enough to be paid to lollygag for 99 weeks.

  288. Comment by xbradtc on February 7, 2014 11:52 pm

    I’ve been lollygagging for years, but have the decency to not leech off the government teat.

  289. Comment by Sean M. on February 7, 2014 11:57 pm

    Lollygagging is good for you. I mean, now it is.

    CBO: Obamacare will give workers more choices; some workers might chose to work less to spend more time w/ families….RW condemns as awful?

    — Eric Boehlert (@EricBoehlert) February 5, 2014

  290. Comment by daveintexas on February 7, 2014 11:59 pm

    Sochi: Potemkin Olympic Village

  291. Comment by Lipstick on February 8, 2014 12:01 am

    We’re booked to go to Sochi and northern Turkey this summer. Do not want to go. Frantically looking for another trip to convince Dad to want.

  292. Comment by lauraw on February 8, 2014 12:04 am

    Lips, can’t you just straightup tell him that the area is unstable and you’re not going there?

  293. Comment by osoloco11 on February 8, 2014 12:06 am

    My Aunts that cruise ended up getting diverted from the Turkey part of their cruise last year. I forget where they got diverted.

  294. Comment by Lipstick on February 8, 2014 12:08 am

    Yeah LW, that’s going to be the main thrust of the talk.

    Oso, can you find out more about that? Good ammo.

  295. Comment by daveintexas on February 8, 2014 12:09 am

    don’t go there.

    thank you.

  296. Comment by Lipstick on February 8, 2014 12:09 am

    We want to find another shiny toy to dangle at the same time.

  297. Comment by Lipstick on February 8, 2014 12:11 am

    Yeah Dave, just a stupid thing to do.

  298. Comment by osoloco11 on February 8, 2014 12:12 am

    I think they got diverted to Egypt. That may not help.

  299. Comment by Lipstick on February 8, 2014 12:16 am

    HAHAHAHA!!! Frying pan, fire.

  300. Comment by Sean M. on February 8, 2014 12:16 am

    I hear Somalia is nice that time of year.

  301. Comment by daveintexas on February 8, 2014 12:18 am

    Antarctica is more hospitable with working toilets.

  302. Comment by Lipstick on February 8, 2014 12:18 am

    Or Djibouti – where cruise ships still go.

  303. Comment by osoloco11 on February 8, 2014 12:23 am

    I have a friend who works in Kabul. His family meets him for vacation in Dubai several times a year.

  304. Comment by osoloco11 on February 8, 2014 12:24 am

    Djibouti makes me giggle as much as Bangor Daily News.

  305. Comment by Lipstick on February 8, 2014 12:24 am

    Antarctica Now

  306. Comment by Lipstick on February 8, 2014 12:31 am

    Researching. This from Princess Cruises former Director of Security:

    Other plots by al-Qaeda to attack cruise ships include the little known case of al-Qaeda operative Sakra who confessed in planning to use speed boats loaded with explosives and crash them into American and Israeli cruise ships headed to Turkey in 2005. He was arrested in Turkey after the explosives he was preparing for the attack exploded in his apartment in Antalya, Turkey. A previous attempt to attack cruise ships by Sakra in Turkey ended when the cruise ships cancelled their port call. Sakra diverted those explosives to Istanbul and bombed the British Consulate in 2003.

    I was the Director of Security at Princess Cruises at the time and we cancelled our port calls to Turkey as per U.S. State Department guidance which issued a warning about maritime attacks.

    Yeah, no.

  307. Comment by osoloco11 on February 8, 2014 12:35 am

    al-Qaeda is on the run. TFG said so/

  308. Comment by Sean M. on February 8, 2014 12:35 am

    What the hell is wrong with, I dunno, Alaska or Hawaii? Sure, the language barrier is tough to overcome, but there aren’t many terrorists or pirates or drug cartels.

  309. Comment by Lipstick on February 8, 2014 12:38 am

    He was stationed in Hawaii, did Alaska. There aren’t many places he hasn’t seen.

  310. Comment by osoloco11 on February 8, 2014 12:46 am

    My Aunt Dee and her hubby did a repositioning cruise from Australia to Mexico. 21 days.

  311. Comment by Lipstick on February 8, 2014 12:49 am

    That’s a lot of days at sea. Some people love them if they like to hang out, relax, not have to rush to be anywhere. Crew hates them because they have to come up with ways to entertain the passengers.

  312. Comment by osoloco11 on February 8, 2014 12:53 am

    They stopped at every podunk island group along the way. I’d go nuts. They also did two photo safaris including a hot air balloon trip over the Serengeti. My Aunt Dee didn’t let Stage IV keep her home. She loved the Canary Islands.

  313. Comment by daveintexas on February 8, 2014 12:58 am

    Shake Djibouti

  314. Comment by Lipstick on February 8, 2014 1:02 am

    >>My Aunt Dee didn’t let Stage IV keep her home.

    Good for her. My friend Wendy did the same thing. She had to go in a wheelchair, but not much stopped her from enjoying life.

  315. Comment by osoloco11 on February 8, 2014 1:04 am

    My bucket list involves baseball stadiums.

  316. Comment by Lipstick on February 8, 2014 1:04 am

    hahaha Dave, now I have an earworm!

  317. Comment by osoloco11 on February 8, 2014 1:17 am

    freezing…going to bed. g’night

  318. Comment by Lipstick on February 8, 2014 1:27 am

    Goodnight, Ositaitaitaita

  319. Comment by daveintexas on February 8, 2014 1:30 am

  320. Comment by Sean M. on February 8, 2014 3:03 am

    Now believe me when I tell you that my derp is really true
    I want everyone to listen and believe
    It’s about some little people from a long time ago
    And all the things the neighbors didn’t know

  321. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 8, 2014 3:46 am

    The music to the Opening Ceremony is fantastic. The dancers are good too!

    They didn’t outweird the Chinese!

  322. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 8, 2014 4:51 am

    Woke up at 4am after going to bed at 10. Can’t sleep.

  323. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 8, 2014 6:11 am

    Ever accidentally google for Black History Moth?


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