Sneaky Saturday

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  1. http://www.despair.com/mistakes.html

  2. hugs Cyn inappropriately

  3. >>>http://i.imgur.com/1R4Jwq1.jpg

    ISWYDT :)

  4. Found at Dave’s linky:

  5. Morning. Now I think I’ll go back to bed.

  6. Just doing my part to add interesting commentary.

    Ha!

  7. ISWYDT

    *giggles*

  8. +1 Lipstick!

    I’ve already factored in some nap time today. Probably.

  9. *hugs Lipstick inappropriately*

    HAH! I love those things Cyn, but unfortunately as a VP it would be wrong of me to display them… although this little one is in my bookcase..

    http://www.despair.com/ambition.html

  10. although this little one is in my bookcase..

    http://www.despair.com/ambition.html

    Ooooo, moar sneaky! Well done.

  11. There is this:

    http://tinyurl.com/k2a2x8a

    Short version: Chris Kyle’s business partners are getting rid of his widow’s say in his company. Looks like they formed a spin-off in order to exclude her and her majority ownership.

  12. Million to one shot!

  13. Dang – That is some serious douchebaggery

  14. *hugs Cyn inappropriately

  15. *lets her*

  16. Million to one shot!
    http://youtu.be/jAOKAkEN7SI

    Amazing

  17. hugs Cyn and Lipstick inappropriately together.

  18. I hope everyone has a Merry Christmas or Happy Kwanzaa! I wish all you hooligans a very Happy New Year!

  19. has=had…I do know Christmas is behind us *tilts head to side*

  20. Well lookie who the cat drug in. Hi Sohos. Welcome.

  21. Hugs Sohos inappropriately.

    I can do this all day

  22. Reckon this is one of those comments that got hijacked by the Laotian midgets and stuck in the tubes for a couple of years?

  23. Hugs pendejo inappropriately

  24. Gross.

  25. SOHOS!

  26. hugs leon inappropriately

  27. Mom!! Dave got into the Viagra again!!!

  28. I thought it was a bowl of blue peanuts

  29. Hey everybody!

    ((pulls a gun, thumbs back hammer, points it at ground))

    Morning Dave. Let’s skip the hug, mmkay?

  30. Dave,

    Get your ass down here to Mexico and I’ll let you hug Tomas, the Mayan pool guy.

  31. fine

  32. Kids are getting bored, but I can sit on the beach and read all day, every day,

    Knowing I’ve got to go to training the week after I get back, I’m getting all the relaxation in that I can.

  33. Someone’s “accidentally” been looking at pron again..

  34. It’s about a 20 min walk along the beach to get to the village of Puerto Morales. Along the way you pass ‘Desire Pearl’, a clothing optional ‘couples only’ resort. I suspect swinging is also involved.

    http://desirepearl.com/

    Phat’s rule of ‘clothing optional’ places applies here: The people who always opt to take off their clothes are people who should never, ever do so.

    I Tell the kids to walk fast and look straight ahead lest yea be blinded.

  35. ((clicks decocker, holsters))

    Phat, that’s funny. Did you see the artwork in the dining room in their gallery?

    It is funny how many of those exist in Mexico. “Couples only” = Senior Citizens

  36. Along the way you pass ‘Desire Pearl’, a clothing optional ‘couples only’ resort. I suspect swinging is also involved.

    http://desirepearl.com/

    Oh look, they offer wedding hosting. Because that’s just what your special day needs: explaining to mom and dad why your wedding is being hosted at a swinger resort.

    “This is the brides family, this side is the groom’s family, and in the back are the twenty guys my new wife will be banging during the reception.”

  37. CoAl…This is more an AARP thing than a young person thing.

    Don’t ask how I know this…((shudder))

  38. CoAl…This is more an AARP thing than a young person thing.

    Don’t ask how I know this…((shudder))

    Oh, I have no doubt. I just thought it was funny that they were offering wedding hosting.

  39. Workey workey

  40. Appears to be a mix of ages on the beach, but it definitely skews older,

    Yesterday we told the girls to just look at the water when we went past,

    Unfortunately an older, large, naked couple chose that moment to emerge from the surf. It was horrifying,

  41. hugs mundane inappropriately

  42. Dammit, Dave! >_<

  43. Phat…that’s funny!

    ((Imagine’s Kaiju monster roars as the couple comes out of the water))

    “Look! It’s coming for us! RUN!”

  44. Awww…poop ‘imagines’

  45. you let your guard down

  46. Here are some more folks I miss around here:

    Tattooed Intellectual
    Pajama Momma
    mesablue
    Rosetta
    Geoff
    Mrs. Peel
    Will
    Cuffy
    Cathy
    compos mentis
    uniball
    Catman
    Eddiebear
    Jazz
    Paulitics
    Sohos
    Skylia Ember
    BiW
    Shim
    Vmax
    Brewfan
    Herr Morgenholz
    Muslihoon

  47. Sohos was here, yesterday

  48. Hotspur, do you also miss:

    KornKatAnnie
    Blazer
    Folly?

  49. xbrad, they might have been before my time.

  50. They were. And there were others. But KKA surely made the most spectacular exit.

  51. also Chumpo

  52. If you’re on facechimp, you get to talk to some of those folks.

  53. That’s true, Beasn, but it’s not the same. Here we can be us. There we have to be all grown up and shit.

  54. I don’t remember blazer.

    Didn’t KKA leave flames in her wake? I’m not sure I was logged in when that happened.

  55. There we have to be all grown up and shit.

    PJM is mostly the same both places.

    Oh, and I think muslihoon got married. Different gal to the one he was engaged to when he was here.

  56. Even I know blazer. Blazer flamed out so bad that even the word blazer is banned at AoS.

    *looks around for an inappropriate hug*

  57. hahahaha Folly! *memories*

  58. *still hugging teh puppeh*

  59. Yeah
    I used to have flame wars with Bl*zer
    What a prick, especially when he got borracho

    It was lots of fun

  60. Hiya, Sohos!

  61. Sohos are bigger than Folly’s.

  62. And who can forget Bart?

  63. Who is Bart?

  64. Bart was Duck Dynastied before there was such a thing.

  65. It’s amazing to me that even at a place like the HQ, there are prudes and scolds. (Real scolds, not Ace’s version.)

    Some idiot is over there twisting his panties about cheerleaders in skimpy outfits.

  66. cheerleaders in skimpy outfits.

  67. *Heh*

    *likes pup’s comment*

  68. the ‘Duck Dynastied’ one..

  69. Obama was out golfing with the club pro in Hawaii. The First Duffer teed off and hit a dribbler about 60 yards. He turned to the pro and asked, “What did I do wrong?”

    The pro replied, “Loft.”

    At the second hole, the SCOAMF teed off and hooked the ball into the woods. Again he asked the pro, “What did I do wrong?”

    The pro again answered, “Loft.”

    At the third hole, Obama teed off and sliced into a pond.

    He asked the pro the same question. Again, “Loft.”

    As they were walking down the fairway, the Narcissist-in-Chief finally spoke up to the pro. “I hit three completely different tee shots and yet when I asked you what I did wrong, you gave the same exact answer every time. So what does Loft mean?”

    The pro shook his head and said, “Lack of Fuckin’ Talent!”

  70. Eh..the pug one, too.

  71. *likes roamy’s joke*

  72. The boy just started back home.

    Is it too soon to take down the Christmas tree?

    BTW, go here and vote for my friend Bob. He’s done very good things for raptors…like keeping them alive and breeding. Also, thanks to his camera placement, we can watch and learn how they raise their families. (In Decorah, our eagle family has chosen the newer nest and are doing nestorations on it as we speak in anticipation of their next bunch of kids.)

    http://eaglerarelife.com/node/536

  73. >> also Chumpo

    straight up, goddamned happiest mofo I ever met. He shits cheer and joy.

    miss him too

  74. Paula takes the tree down by NYE or the weekend after. She is a dynamo when she cleans and the best thing for me to do is just stand back and nod my head when she asks me for help. Or GTFO of the house.

  75. Nobody here’s ever been to a nude beach? And been nude?

    Huh.

  76. I was at a nude beach in Brasil.

    I felt very white and got sunburned.

  77. I’ve walked by a nude beach on Martha’s Vineyard. Lots of sagging flesh on parade. The only ones in shape were probably heading to P-Town next (NTTAWWT).

  78. haha, I wrote that comment and walked away to do some things around the house. Just before coming back I thought, “Wait, I can’t be crazier than Dave!”

  79. Comment by Lipstick on December 28, 2013 2:43 pm

    Nobody here’s ever been to a nude beach? And been nude?

    Huh.

    There was a nude beach in Sitges, Spain when I went there for a tango festival. Unfortunately I chickened out from going.

    We’d all love to hear about your experiences, however.

  80. I went skinny-dipping, but that’s not quite the same as letting it all hang out and not caring who sees.

  81. “Nobody here’s ever been to a nude beach? And been nude?”

    yes in my younger and braver yooot.

  82. After 15 minutes you don’t care. But those first 15 minutes….*cringe

    CoAlex, a tango festival? That sounds amazing.

  83. If you’re still here, Phat, how is that Mayan Rivera area?

  84. Most any beach you go to in Europe will have topless women. Same when I was in the south Pacific.

  85. When 4 of us guys rented a house on Punta Condor in Spain, we invited young ladies to swim with us in the ocean at night on more than one occasion.

  86. Shrinkage.

  87. I’m so hard to handle
    I’m selfish and I’m sad
    Now I’ve gone and lost the best baby
    That I ever had. . .

  88. I found a chicken bone in my chicken soup.

    Progresso uses real chickens!

  89. “The bra had tassels for fuck sake. Tassels.”

    Lmao

  90. Hmm. No tassels, huh? NOW you tell me!

  91. LIppy,

    Just got in from the beach.

    I like the area a lot, I went back and forth between doing the all-inclusive resort or ‘roughing it’ out in the sticks, When a rental condo opened up in Puerto Morales I jumped at it. My mom has been here many times and loves it,

    Not expensive compared to Cancun and Playa del Carmen and the Mayans are very friendly people. Lots of great little restaurants and awesome seafood,

    Our condo is a a little outside of the village and the roads are a challenge to say the least. At least I got full coverage on the rental!

  92. Baby Phat.

  93. >> “Wait, I can’t be crazier than Dave!”

    And yet it happened!

    Off to see some friends. Love all around. *kisses Lipstick on the cheek and turns to run, hits a telephone pole*

  94. *Photoshops a nipple on the Corona bottle*

  95. Good song Chief

  96. Baby Phat.
    http://i.imgur.com/5IoD9wc.jpg

    Ha! Happy New Year Bay-bee!

  97. *giggles at “nipple”*

  98. *giggles at Cyn’s “nipple”*

  99. *snorkels a nipple*

  100. * gipples *

  101. *gripples a nipple*

  102. Step MIL found Lonesome Dove on DVD in the $5 bin at Walmart.

    Just finished watching the first two parts.

  103. No nude beaches. 2 skinny dipping stories. First time, I chickened out and swam in the lagoon in my chones. 2nd time, my friend and I stripped down and got ready to jump in the lake, we got lit up by spotlights. There was a night fishing tourney going on that we didn’t know about. By the time we got dressed and made it to town, people were already talking about the 2 naked chicks at Heron.

  104. Happy Kwanzaa, my Nubian brothers and sisters.

  105. *niggles*

  106. I love the little Doxie with the camo gear. Someone on FB said he’s Canadian.

  107. Cyn, please report to some other state that isn’t a wasteland of institutionalized racism for diversity training.

  108. Used to go woth my girlfriend to Hippie Hollow on Lake Travis outside Austin in my yoot

    All the perv drunk guys in motorboats used to anchor and stare at the girls with binoculars

  109. CYN’S A RACIST!!!!!11!!!

  110. My 80+ year old Grammo was with me on a beach in Mexico. Adjacent beach was clothing optional. I was giving her grief because she kept peeking.

  111. Absolute funniest conversation I ever had with my Grammo was explaining camel toe to her. She was already in early stages of dementia and losing her English.

  112. I may have been naked while swimming a couple times last year.

    Hanging out naked with strangers? I don’t get it.

  113. It has just about always been my experience that a person’s desire to be nude out of doors is inversely proportional to my desire to see them in that state.

  114. From the TMI dept., I would be happy with Victorian Style Bathing Costumes. Less shaving/waxing IYKWIMAITTYD. I kind of like the USA Olympic swimsuits.

  115. OFB

    Gross

  116. I said TMI. I’m married. Diabetics aren’t supposed to wax.

  117. Really? My OFB killed the poat. Really?

  118. True, you did.

    Why should they not?

  119. I hate rude behavior in a man.

    I won’t tolerate it.

  120. It was what was lurking inside the OFB.

    #tinycomb

  121. *waves his diabetic hands*

    There are other options.

  122. There are balms for that.

  123. Hahaha. You guys suck! (Said in a totally loving way, because I care)

  124. >>>There are other options.

    Do tell

  125. Thanks Jimbro
    Algebraic topology is kinda wasted on this poat

  126. The Hairy Ball Theorem.

    Learn something new every day I guess.

  127. One of the first things I noticed after my Type II dealio, was how long it took for a simple paper cut to heal. So far, no neuropathy.

  128. Oh, yeah. Slow healing wounds is pretty typical of type 1 or 2 diabetics.

    Neuropathy generally sets in in the elder years or earlier for uncontrolled diabetics.

  129. Bcoch, I have friends that got diagnosed with neuropathy at the same time as diabetes. When my Mom was at the VA, there were Vets that were being amputated at the same time as diagnoses.

  130. ‘Sup?

  131. I was reading comments on an article in the WSJ about dismantling an old gas storage globe on Long Island called a Horton Sphere and a guy referenced the Hairy Ball Theorem. Anything with a name like that demands investigation.

  132. Shut up, Wilford Brimley. Go eat your fucking oatmeal.

  133. I heard you guys were talkin’ about diabeetus.

  134. You can develop neuropathy even with well controlled diabetes
    I developed neuropathy last year from some old nerve injuries on my throwing arm at the elbow
    Just two fingers but I had to relearn how to write
    Now it’s about 90 percent back
    Nerve involvement from long term diabetes is not very well understood

  135. >>>Bcoch, I have friends that got diagnosed with neuropathy at the same time as diabetes. When my Mom was at the VA, there were Vets that were being amputated at the same time as diagnoses.

    Due, typically, to being undiagnosed and untreated. Diabetic neuropathy is caused by long term exposure to high blood sugars. Genetics and certain other factors (like alcohol or tobacco use) can affect things.

    http://tinyurl.com/m3o4be6

  136. TJ, I hear ya. I stubbed my toe and never felt it. My diabetic nutritionist told me it was inevitable.

  137. Obviously, gluten is to blame.

  138. *eats hamburger on a bun

  139. Oso’s nutritionist has diabeetus too?

  140. That Wilford guy has a way with words. I CAN NOT get my mom to say anything other than “diabeetus”.

  141. Scott, yep. She had a family history of the diabeetus and denied herself for years and ended up with the Type II in spite of gym time strict dieting her whole life. I may have laughed at her.

  142. Gluten is a scam

  143. I can be very persuasive. The shirt helps, too.

    http://tinyurl.com/mgm5g7s

  144. You can’t see me right now, but I have my Shocked Face on as I type this:

    http://collegeinsurrection.com/2013/12/fairness-at-u-of-michigan-fund-liberal-events-while-denying-conservative-ones/

  145. Kicks Brimley in the poon.

  146. Full circle.

  147. Lipstick, it was. Wake up at noon, wander down to the beach for 2-3 hours (the topless girls there were a lot cuter than the British and German land whales on the beaches in Valencia). Grab dinner and then drinks in the evening before heading to the nightly milonga. Dance in the hotel courtyard to live music until 2am. Wander down to the promenade and dance under the stars for 3-4 more hours. Someone would bring a small boombox to play music and we’d throw our backpacks and purses in a pile and dance around them to keep away thieves. Get to bed at about 5am and go to sleep.

    Of course, I arrived in town a few days early, right in the middle of gay pride week. Nothing like screeching drag queens on a stage right outside the hotel to ruin trying to sleep in.

  148. ABQ just voted that infanticide was OK. Some fucking meth head with a neck tat just offed her baby and everyone is losing their shit.

  149. Wilford Brimley is my Ideal

  150. I was commiserating with a fellow employee about our shitty sales numbers today and she started blaming the economy/ criticizing Congress. They have to do what the Prez wants, blahblah the 1% are getting richer, extend unemployment commie agitprop Blah.

    I just fucking wandered away from her in mid syllable like I didn’t even know we were still talking. Her bullshit trailed off as I walked away. It felt awesome.

    This could be a thing. Don’t argue with them anymore. Don’t even let them know you’re on the other side. When they start talking lefty fantasy, just walk away.
    Where rational argument fails, classic animal conditioning could succeed.

  151. laura
    I like to just say “you’re a fucking idiot” before I wander away

  152. My method……

    How many cats do you own?

    * walks away *

  153. TJ,
    Followed by a Throat-Punch.
    That tends to quiet things down…

  154. Scott,
    One does now *own* cats.

  155. Hugs Lauraw!!! I don’t even talk to them. I just nod and smile. Breakroom chatter is hilarious! Can’t wait until the ACA kicks in…can not wait!

  156. For those of you not on FB, Dan started sharpening knives and Gingy ran to me and MaryAnn ran under the bed. He made Beanie Wienies.

  157. I just want to say that between XBs page and the AOS on FB groups, I have met some really wonderful people.

  158. Did anybody feel an enormous sense of relief when Maury told them they weren’t anybody else’s baby daddy today?

  159. Full Circle on the Sean/Maury dealio. FB Moron wants JEJ to read a “I am the father” text on the Sprint ad dealio.

  160. Yeah, two years sucking off the teat is just not enough.

  161. FB is a scam.

  162. Congress’ job is totally listening to a king. WTF were these people born? Under a rock?

  163. OMG Dan’s Beanie Wienies are en fuego. I don’t even know where the heat is coming from.

  164. Boehner et al are like the stupid Social Democrats when Hitler pushed his way through
    No fight
    No balls

  165. Comment by lauraw on December 28, 2013 8:47 pm
    Where rational argument fails, classic animal conditioning could succeed.
    ==========
    One of those shock collars might work too. Just sayin’.

  166. One of my FB friends was a hippie freak in HS. She was cray cray. Her kids are LDS missionaries overseas and she is sooo normal now. Weird. I keep everything PM

  167. “OMG Dan’s Beanie Wienies are en fuego.”

    gross

  168. Still crying from the heat. He doesn’t remember what he put in them.

  169. I just want to say that between XBs page…

    What the fuck did I do now?

  170. This could be a thing. Don’t argue with them anymore. Don’t even let them know you’re on the other side. When they start talking lefty fantasy, just walk away.

    Gutfeld and Tom Shillue were talking about what to do if one of your relatives wanted to talk about Obamacare during the holidays, and they came up with slowly turning up the volume on the teevee while dimming the lights at the same time.

  171. Jobs more dangerous than Infantryman.
    -crash test dummy
    -flamethrower tester
    -Up and coming rapper

    http://tinyurl.com/n6778q7

  172. XB, Glenn, Scott Ruch, and Tom, are FB friends I got from your blog. Nice guys.

  173. I have RoboCop 2 on in the background, and I just saw the flag that OCP has up all over its headquarters.

    Subtle, no?

  174. Which Tom?

  175. I can’t spell his last name. He’s Thai, educated in India, living in Dubai right now. Specializes in colorizing old photos.

  176. I have no idea who that is.

  177. I met him through Glenn and Scott.

  178. Just checked his page. He’s friends with me, Glenn, And Scott. I added him to some Moron groups.

  179. Dan is recruiting for family bed. See you guys tomorrow.

  180. Up and coming rapper Doe B.’s breakthrough video

  181. (eye patch guy)

  182. I love how her eyes get big, Jimbro.

  183. Dave Barry, Year in Review:
    http://tinyurl.com/mqvvma6

  184. >>>I just fucking wandered away from her in mid syllable like I didn’t even know we were still talking. Her bullshit trailed off as I walked away. It felt awesome.

    *takes notes

    There was an awesome editorial in the 12/23 WSJ re: income inequality, pointing out how they ignore the bennies that the lower income class gets when they discuss the topic.

    One interesting factoid: 7/8ths of the $800 billion stimulus money went to entitlements.

    Aka: buying votes

  185. Hello, Wiser.

  186. >>>Hello, Wiser.

    What do you mean by that?

  187. He means you’re a dick.

  188. Oh, and of the list of commenters that are missed,

    I agree with some.

    Which reminds me, is it time to discuss thinning the number of authors, editors and admins here?

  189. Were you planning on doing it via the dashboard, or your usual method?

  190. >>>He means you’re a dick.

    Sunuvabitch….

    I will cut you, Xbitch….

  191. My usual method seems to cause some consternation amongst the herd.

    Hows abouts we discuss the addition and subtraction without making me the raging dickhead this time?

  192. Seriously, do we still need to have TI as a member?

  193. Sorry, I was making a joke. I seem to be pissing off a lot of people lately when I try that.

    Are you talking about dropping some long gone folks from rolls of the admins, or what?

  194. Which reminds me, is it time to discuss thinning the number of authors, editors and admins here?

    Are you a cop? Because if you’re a cop, you have to tell me.

  195. >>>I will cut you, Xbitch….

    Gotta catch me first, old-timer.

  196. And just for fun, I think we need a poll of the best Hostage flame-out.

    Folly
    KKA
    TI
    Forged Rite
    He who shall not be named
    Other

  197. >>>Gotta catch me first, old-timer.

    Wrong bitch…..

    And as for being an old-timer, I’m laughing my ass off at seeing the commenters on Ace’s old threads.

    As well as seeing how those old classics got approx. 80 comments

    Aaaaaah, the good old days

  198. KKA went out with style.

    As for meltdown, I’m gonna go with Forged Rite.

  199. Ya see, back then, we could be having discussions on on 4 or 5 threads at the same time.

    This concept of a new thread killing an old one is…. depressing

  200. Regale us, oh wise one, with stories from ages past.

  201. >>>Are you talking about dropping some long gone folks from rolls of the admins, or what?

    Heh.

    Nah, I got the joke

    Bastard.

    But yeah, we have like 20 people as members who no longer show up.
    And new guys who should be members

  202. >>>KKA went out with style.

    Oh fuck yeah.

  203. That’s usually a discussion held at the annual shareholders meeting. And don’t forget the unpleasantness of the last initiation rites.

  204. And just for fun, I think we need a poll of the best Hostage flame-out.

    HWSNBN is the only one who not only caused us to move, but also deleted all the old funneh.

    As for other, there was a certain Dickish fellow who flamed out rather spectacularly as well.

  205. >>>As for meltdown, I’m gonna go with Forged Rite.

    Another classic, but I really think KKA wins in a landslide

    If I had access to an actual computer, I would make that a poat

  206. >>>And don’t forget the unpleasantness of the last initiation rites.

    Chicks dig scars

  207. Y’all are killing me

  208. >>>Regale us, oh wise one, with stories from ages past.

    Back then, we wore onions on our belts, which was the fashion at the time…..

  209. What happened with KKA?

  210. >>>Y’all are killing me

    Oh the fun we’ve had.

  211. >>>What happened with KKA?

    Okay, you’re forcing me to get on my computer.

    Too good a story to tell

  212. anyway….

  213. ……….

  214. I can’t find the damn link.

  215. KKA was someone that came over from Ace’s with Tattooed Individual and Bart.

    Not sure if they were all part of a group, but they all had the same POV.

    Bart was a rather vehemently anti-gay commenter. He occasionally made comments that some of us disagreed with.

    I suggested that, perhaps, he might consider dialing the anti-gay BS back a bit.

    And the shit hit the fan.

    The behind the scenes e-mails started flowing, The blog nastiness flowed. My basic response to all of the garbage was “hey, fuck it. It is what it is. You don’t like it, no one is forcing you to stay.”

    That, somehow, morphed into “wiserbud is a mean, evil dick who is trying to control other people’s speech”

    (to be continued)

  216. And then what happened?

  217. One of the people who used to comment here, named KornKatAnnie, started sending me e-mails behind the scenes.

    She did not seem to appreciate my off-handed responses, which basically were “you don’t like it, you are more than welcome to stop commenting there. No one is asking you to leave, but seriously. why would you stay?”

    This resulted in one of the greatest posts ever in the history of the Hostages.

    https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2009/06/24/come-take-the-tour-now-boarding/

  218. This later led to another really valuable Hostage (cough) named forged rite having a bit of a menopausal breakdown.

    He, unfortunately, did not go out in a spectacular blaze of glory like KKA, but the thread where he and I “discussed” his “discomfort” re: the overall concept of the blog, was classic.

    It may take a bit longer to find that discussion but it was truly epic.

  219. On the plus side, this place has been a lot more festive since we surrendered to the Gay Agenda™.

  220. KKA was (or still is, who cares) a friend of Tattooed Individual. TI decided to side with KKA

    Her choice. Whatever.

    Meanwhile, she still remains as a member.

    So, back to my original question:

    Is it maybe time to thin the herd? And maybe add a few new people to the team?

  221. That is so bitchy and butthurt that it’s a thing of beauty.

    And the nonresponse through the first comments I’ve read is even better.

  222. On the plus side, this place has been a lot more festive since we surrendered to the Gay Agenda™.

    Which explains why we are on GLAAD’s “Top 10 Blogs of 2013.”

    o_O

  223. Wait wait wait. Thin the herd? This isn’t one of those last hired first fired things, right? Cause, uh, I like it here.

  224. On the plus side, this place has been a lot more festive since we surrendered to the Gay Agenda™.

    Not to mention that the renovated clubhouse looks FABULOUS!

  225. And the nonresponse through the first comments I’ve read is even better.

    I was laughing my ass off at that.

    There was so much insanity going on behind the scene that the total non-response to her rant, especially considering the amount of time she obviously spent on it, was hilarious.

  226. Blazer gets points for flaming out at Ace’s simultaneously AND being so banned over there, Chevy had to rename it the Yukon.

  227. I was laughing at that harder than the post.

    Reminded me of what I heard about Longbows vs Crossbows at the HQ.

    Ace screaming he’s totally serious you guys, while the Morons continue to be Morons and ignore him.

  228. Dammit, Tahoe!

  229. Tattooed Individual

    ISWYDT

  230. Xbrad, you have to help me find the FR convo.

  231. Wiser, I’m looking, but no joy. Though I thought that came before KKA’s departure.

  232. Wait wait wait. Thin the herd? This isn’t one of those last hired first fired things, right? Cause, uh, I like it here.

    We us a FIFO principle

  233. Wiser, I’m looking, but no joy. Though I thought that came before KKA’s departure.

    damn, I remember that day.

    It was classic.

    You all skipped to the new thread and he and I just “talked it out” on the old one until it was over.

  234. As long as I can continue to not correct my comments, I’m good.

  235. >>>We us a FIFO principle

    Sweet. So we can boot that Dave guy? I’ve never liked him.

  236. Oh, looking for FR, I just came across the Big Dick Kerfuffle. Schism time.

  237. Wiser, here’s the thread from the night you and I got drunk and raped Sean.

    https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2009/10/03/a-message-for-our-special-guest-adam/

  238. Okay, I got it.

    gimme a sec to find the right comment to start with

  239. So I’m scanning through the PoL photos….am I the youngest Hostage?

  240. So I’m scanning through the PoL photos….am I the youngest Hostage?

    I’m 31.

  241. Here’s where it started:

    in gayb’s post (comment form Bart)

    (Michael replies) See, Bart, that kind of slur just makes you look bad. You have been doing it for years, everybody keeps telling you that you sound like a prick, and you just don’t get the message.

    then:

    Comment by Unicles (Bart) on June 23, 2009 12:02 am

    who’s everyone, you and 3 other people?

    You know what you’re problem is? You’re confusing me with someone who cares.

    Michael replies: No, it’s me and the entire internet that encounters you.

    (and other stuff)

    (KKA sneaks in with her usual rational commentary): “Oh, great….I get ONE fuckin night I can have some FUCKIN fun on this FUCKIN blog and somebody has to start shit. Nasty, personal, petty shit. Way to prove you can really rise above something , Michael.”

    I drop in with this: “I kinda agree with Michael here. The homo-hating shit is tiresome. And Uni/Burl/whatever has been called on it numerous times.”

    And then the fun really starts:

    https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2009/06/22/awesome-new-movie/#comment-85901

  242. Wiser, here’s the thread from the night you and I got drunk and raped Sean.

    heh heh heh…

    notice the author of that post….

  243. Sweet. So we can boot that Dave guy? I’ve never liked him.

    You’ve obviously never been hugged by him.

    It’s the best.

  244. He’s not as hands-y as Wiser.

  245. ColAlex has me by a year.

    And I can’t stop laughing at all this shit.

    Fucking insane, all of you.

  246. He’s not as hands-y as Wiser.

    Look… you were looking hot that night..

    DON’T YOU JUDGE ME!

  247. 31?
    Get off my kid’s lawn

  248. Fucking insane, all of you.

    You should have been here for the Dick shit.

    That was priceless.

  249. Went through a few tubes of Anusol for all that butthurt.

  250. Went through a few tubes of Anusol for all that butthurt.

    and for what? nothing. total waste of everyone’s time.

    I really prefer the more creative flame-outs

    I would also like to point out that, as funny as I found my conversation with Forged Rite, I have never had the audacity to link it in the Funny tab

    But if we had an “epic flame-out by an insane doucehbag” tab, it would definitely be at the top of the list.

  251. Holy fucking butthurt.

    I’m not even through all the comments, not by a long shot.

    Forged…..wow.

  252. BTW, Forged isn’t banned or anything.

  253. That guy definitely had a problem

  254. You should have been here for the Dick shit.

    That’s gross.

  255. *shrug*

    Some people love a wide open no holds barred atmosphere, until they’re on the other side.

  256. BTW, Forged isn’t banned or anything.

    Like I said, only two people on the planet banned from here, and for good reason

  257. was reading the comments.

    TI’s comment re: “hey, if you don’t like it, leave” was…. prescient.

  258. Let’s be frank here, Bart. You are a shaved narcissistic freak with major sexual problems, and you’re not very bright.

    Man, I shoulda won some kind of prize for that in the Funny Because It’s True category.

  259. Was it Forged that kept coming back to tell us he was leaving?

  260. Btw Wiser, I sent you an email. THEN I remembered you said it was your work email. My bad.

  261. Man, I shoulda won some kind of prize for that in the Funny Because It’s True category.

    That was brilliant.

    That little toss-off comment that just gets funnier every time I read it. I’m not kidding. It described him perfectly.

    Was it Forged that kept coming back to tell us he was leaving?

    Yeah, that’s why I called him a liar once more at the end of the discussion. He said he was “LEAVING, NEVER TO RETURN!!!” and I replied “liar.”

    He actually came back one more time. I cracked up.

    Btw Wiser, I sent you an email. THEN I remembered you said it was your work email. My bad.

    Meh, no worries. I NEVER check my work e-mail

  262. after reading that thread, all I hope is that KKA, Forged and Bart have found happiness together at KKKMingle.com

  263. and as always,Dave has the final word:

    Comment by Dave in Texas on June 24, 2009 4:56 pm

    >> What do you think?

    I think you’re one of those guys who names his dick.

  264. There’s guys that don’t?

  265. Yeah, what’s that mean? I call my dick Mr. Magoo.

  266. Yeah, what’s that mean? I call my dick Mr. Magoo.

    Old and blind.

    makes sense to me.

    (yes, I edited this comment. ( ┌Л┐( ~͜ ~ )┌Л┐ )

  267. http://tinyurl.com/m6okx57

  268. okay, late nite here.

    added FR thread to the funny page, along with some appropriate tags, so he can find his stupidity whenever he decides to google himself.

    time for me to sleep.

    Always fun, reliving the history of this place.

    *high fives to the survivors and the newbies who have yet to choose…

  269. Team Wiser, or Team Wiserbud.

    Choose wisely.

  270. I would also like to point out that, as funny as I found my conversation with Forged Rite, I have never had the audacity to link it in the Funny tab

    I linked it in the “Funny” tab

  271. good times…. good times

  272. Guess I haven’t been around that long.

    *goes back to noob corner

  273. As I walk through
    This wicked world
    Searchin’ for light in the darkness of insanity.
    I ask myself
    Is all hope lost?
    Is there only derp and hatred, and misery?

  274. Morning, children.

  275. Good morning all!

    Reading the above makes me wish I came here earlier in my internet days.

  276. New poat!


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