Sunday nite WTF

The old poat was old, so I maed you a new one out of some dryer lint and peanut shells. Gaze upon the following and go mad. MAAAAAAAAAD!!! Or, you know, just talk about politics and football.

This has a good beat and you can dance to it…

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Well, I really couldn’t have half-assed that any more. Let me know in the comments if you want some golf balls. I’ll hook you up.
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This image came up in a search for “free golf balls.” I don’t even.

118 Comments

  1. Well, now I have to sit here and think about what sites Sean has been frequenting.

  2. *erases browser history*

  3. http://tinyurl.com/o7x7jpz

  4. *seasons Mare’s taco*

  5. My football picks sucked today.

  6. I did make better-than-steakhouse steaks though. I have been trying to do that for about 25 years so it’s been a very good day.

    I will never order steak in a restaurant again.

  7. What’s your secret, scott?

  8. Ancient Chinese secret.

  9. Think you can’t make Breaking Bad boring?

    You’d be wrong.

    http://www.bankrate.com/finance/investing/bad-financial-choices-breaking-bad.aspx?ec_id=m1173242#slide=1

  10. *looks at Jimbro’s bug pictures*

    I never cease to be humbled at the miracle that is life upon this Earth.

  11. No secret. http://www.amazingribs.com/recipes/beef/steakhouse_steaks.html

    The ones made today weren’t very thick and took almost an hour.

  12. A sentiment I can agree with:

    http://tinyurl.com/lflot7f

  13. The NY Giants are 2 games out of first place.

    HA HA HA HA They are going to win the division with an 0-6 start.

  14. Any Jets fans out there?

    http://is.gd/qd86Gw

  15. They weren’t sucking, they were resting.

  16. MJ?

    http://tinyurl.com/qcpyx8s

  17. MJ?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIXNBOSFpRw

  18. Bcochran in a few years

  19. Run the clock out, it’s baseball time!

  20. Bill has a heartfelt birthday message for his beloved wife, Hillary:

    http://is.gd/NkjpJG

  21. What J’ames said!!! Whoot! Whoot! October baseball y’all!!!!

  22. WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE REAL OSO WHO HATES THESE TEAMS?

  23. Sweaty hairy guys scratch and spit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. I H8 both teams, but I made a stupid bet with RedSux fans and I really don’t want to wear a Big Papi tee and post a selfie wearing it on FB. Really. Stupid SMOD keeps letting me down.

  25. Wow. Almost makes me miss James Taylor. Almost.

  26. She, despite her awful boob job, did a great job on the anthem last night.

  27. >>>Sweaty hairy guys scratch and spit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    aka Jewstin’s perfect date

  28. …and Joe Buck?!?!?!?!?

    Man you baseball people are messed up.

  29. At least there’s no Costas tonight…yay?

  30. Just because you made the bet doesn’t mean you have to watch. Better uses of your time would include (but are not limited to):

    -Reading a book
    -Learning the lost art of scrimshaw
    -Jabbing a fork in your eye
    -CROSSFIT!!!!
    -Volunteering to read for people who have jabbed forks in their eyes

    &c.

  31. If Mrs. Dash needs to season her taco meat, then perhaps she should go see a doctor.

  32. Colbie Callait is proof that with hard work and dedication, you too can be successful in the music industry.

    As long as your dad is a record producer.

  33. I been waitin’ all day for Sunday night.

  34. Because of her unique name I can say I’ve heard about her. But I’ve never actually heard her sing until last night. After James Taylor’s acid flashback she was a welcome relief.

  35. WOO HOO! Screw you cheeseheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  36. I’m reading a book, lurking on my phone, and making Dan switch back and forth between the WS and the ViQueens game.

  37. You OK Cyn?

  38. Yeah, thanks. Pole dancing competition all weekend long.

  39. Hot bath and a whiskey.

  40. Ha! It’s like you read my mind.

    At least I came in 4th place, so there’s that!

  41. I actually like C. Callait, but I remember when she released her first single some reviewer was talking about how she climbed her way to success.

    And that snark about her dad was the first comment.

  42. You should have won.

    stupid judges

  43. Well it was my own fault – didn’t pay ’em enough.

    Next time though, that competition is mine. MINE!

  44. If you say “Colbie Callait” really fast, it kinda sounds like “cocaine,” so that probably helps in the music biz, too.

  45. Cocaine helps everything.

  46. I like “Brighter Than The Sun”. It was my favorite earworm to annoy people with before “Call Me Maybe”.

  47. Goodnight all.

  48. G’night, scott. I hope you didn’t have any cocaine because it doesn’t help you sleep.

  49. G’night Scott.

  50. 2 and 6, bitches!!!!!!!!

    2 games out of first place!!!!!!!

  51. MMM scheduled for 615am.

  52. >>>At least I came in 4th place, so there’s that!

    You fell, didn’t you?

  53. KC is 8-0. I’m still waiting for a quality win against a good team. We picked a good year to play the NFC East. NFC East: Even when they suck, they will dominate all conversations in the booth.

  54. >>>KC is 8-0

    Who?

  55. Hahaha

  56. The way to run pitch counts up, is with foul balls. I can’t believe I was able to understand baseball before McCarver.

  57. I can’t believe I was able to understand baseball before McCarver.

    Who?

  58. Oso, that’s the problem with hitting a base hit (or heaven forbid, a homer) off a leadoff pitch. It doesn’t run up the pitch count.

  59. McCarver is far wiser than the rest of us

  60. Oso
    I just can’t wait until the brand new El Paso Chihuahuas start their AAA season

  61. TJ, we were at a Diablos game and a nasty bobcat? mascot was bumping and grinding on top of the dugout. It was surreal…

  62. XB, I get tired of pitch counts. The Nats made one of the dumbest moves ever last year with Strasburg. Stupid, stupid, stupid…gah!

  63. >>>McCarver is far wiser than the rest of us

    “5 letters in ‘strike'”

  64. Oso
    The Diablos have had a strange sort of tragic history
    I don’t think they will survive after this Chihuahua thingee comes to town
    I used to enjoy the Diablos at Cohen Stadium here

  65. Was Cohen the one by the zoo or the one in the boonies?

  66. Wiser, he actually said that they had 2 strikes on a batter and all the pitcher needed was 1 more. Dan and I try to do McCarverisms to keep games interesting, but we can’t compete.

  67. Somebody shoot me please.

  68. McCarver is a fucking idiot that doesn’t know shit about baseball. I half expect him to be wearing a bib in the booth to catch the drool running down his chin.

  69. There was a fairly satisfactory test of the trebuchet today. Flung the test projectile (a wiffleball we won’t miss) into the trees.

  70. And I used to think Collinsworth was bad. Eesh.

  71. Sweet roamy. Pics? Vid?

    I built a 4 foot tall slingshot out of pvc and exercise cords for the church’s trunk or treat tonight.

  72. Hahahahahahahahaha!

    http://www.caroljadams.com/aboutme.html

    I’m the author of The Sexual Politics of Meat: A Feminist-Vegetarian Critical Theory. It’s been called “ground-breaking” and “pioneering” (interesting how our description of books draws from our invasive relationship to the land).

    This is some kind of elaborate practical joke, right?

  73. We had a waterballoon slingshot out of surgical tubing and a funnel that would hurl a water balloon about 150 yards with fair accuracy back when I was in Sea Scouts. We’d cruise alongside another Sea Scout ship and start a fight.

    If they closed in to return fire, they found out our four 1-1/2″ firehoses could reach about 75 yards.

    We almost sank one of our smaller opponents.

  74. >>>Hahahahahahahahaha!

    We laugh, but these idiots vote. And they vote Democrat.

    We, instead, shoot ourselves in the foot every fucking time.

    And who wins?

  75. Cohens on the East Side of the mountain, off the Patriot Freeway by Fort Bliss
    I used to go to the Tecolotes games down in Nuevo Laredo
    That was some wild shit

  76. We laugh, but these idiots vote. And they vote Democrat.
    We, instead, shoot ourselves in the foot every fucking time.
    And who wins?

    That we lose to these fuckers is just criminal.

  77. “He/she isn’t pure enough. I’m not voting because I’m pure!”

  78. >>>That we lose to these fuckers is just criminal.

    I’m still waiting for someone to explain to me how Christine O’Donnell is worse than Pelosi.

  79. I hate the pure thing. I have exactly one position that will make me not vote for a Repub in the general. As Con as I can find in the primary, Repub in the general.

    No one ever won a fucking fight sitting on the damn sidelines.

  80. Ugh. Yeah, most people like that may complain about how Obama is a War Criminal or a Corporate Stooge, but they’ll always pull that D lever. Florida 2000 scared most of them straight from voting Green.

  81. TJ, Cohen was the stadium with the nasty mascot. Dodgers deserted us for Portland, and I had to travel for 3 years for baseball. Now, I rarely go to Isotopes games. Playland in the outfield, crappy concessions, and Dodgertown, NM. Recording of Tommy LaSorda speech before every game…blech.

  82. But, but, the sideline bench is kinda cozy.

  83. But, but, the sideline bench is kinda cozy.

    Yeah, but the splinters are a bitch.

  84. Touche!

  85. I voted for Susana in the Primary, even though we had a more conservative candidate for Gov. I knew Susana could win. She’s a RINO, but she’s the best we can do in NM. I am curious about 2014. Douchebag Udall is starting to back pedal on 0Care. We’ve had Senator sightings in NM recently.

  86. Thanks for the emails and the welcome Cyn. Much appreciated.

  87. ->>>As Con as I can find in the primary, Repub in the general.

    Bingo.

    I will always vote for the R, regardless of the candidate.

    I was reading the positions of our local pols in the paper today.

    All of them, both D and R, said “reduce taxes!” Funny that, huh?

    Neither will live up to that, but dammit! I really cannot understand how people believe a dem when they say that.

    But, of course, dem voters don’t really believe what dem pols say. They just vote for more free shit.

  88. Not that anybody asked, but hey, it’s what crazy parents do.

    Here be my drunken midgets dressed up for the church Trunk or Treat earlier.

    http://tinypic.com/r/23w1w29/5

  89. You’re welcome Bre…. wait a minute – are you trying to out me as nice or something? Dammit man, I got a rep ya know.

    Punk.

  90. I will always vote for the R, regardless of the candidate.

    Yup. Like I said, I only have a single issue that will make me not vote for the R and it’s only happened once.

  91. ZOMG they are adorable! The boots make the outfits too :)

  92. Ha! Thanks Cyn. They love those damn things. Especially the younger one. I come home all the time and she’s running around in them.

  93. One of my kids insisted on dressing up as a scary monster. Got the costume, he wore it, stood in front of the mirror and scared himself. The store was kind enough to exchange it for a hotdog costume.

  94. That is the funniest shit I’ve heard in a while Tushar. That’s just great.

  95. Ha ha, awwwww, that’s so sweet, Tushar. Are they five now?

  96. Oso
    I got sick of the Houston Assholes ages ago
    I used to work down in South Texas and would go to the Mexican League games across the border, especially The Tecolotes de los dos Laredos
    That was a lot of fun
    I still have my old Tecos hat around here somewhere..

  97. Tushar
    I just hope it was nitrate-free hot dogs

    Much less frightening..

  98. >>>Yup. Like I said, I only have a single issue that will make me not vote for the R and it’s only happened once.

    Last time I voted for a D was Lieberman for Senate.

    The R had no chance, so the alternative was a scumbag hard-core leftist.

    I hated myself for that, but it kept the douchebag scumtard from being a Senator.

    Sadly, that’s probably the end of my state’s ever putting someone with a brain in as a Senator.

  99. Last time I voted for a D was Lieberman for Senate.

    Oh I didn’t vote D. I don’t think I physically could. I voted some third party. Constitution Party maybe? It was Maryland, so he had about as much chance of winning as the R did.

  100. BCoch, are you on Facedouche? I have one pic there. I need a pic of the completed trebuchet without people in it. The swing arm is 14 feet. I was not kidding when I said it would scare the hell out of the mail lady.

  101. Cyn, my kids turned six.

  102. >>>Oh I didn’t vote D.

    It was a strategic vote. In fact, the R party was pretty much pushing for that vote.

    They knew their guy couldn’t won, but the D candidate was beyond horrific.

    It was a weird year

  103. Nite, y’all

    Hell week begins again tomorrow

  104. Adorable bcoch. Funny story Tush!

  105. BCoch, are you on Facedouche? I have one pic there.

    Lmao. I am indeed. Brent Cochran.

    I need a pic of the completed trebuchet without people in it. The swing arm is 14 feet. I was not kidding when I said it would scare the hell out of the mail lady.

    Kick ass. And she’s a govt employee, she’ll just get paid time off out of it.

  106. I think I found you. The pic of your girls helped.

  107. This is short but sweet. I never lived on a military base, so I would not have known what to do.

    http://allenbwest.com/2013/10/great-video-ensuring-legacy-pride-respect/

  108. Hehe, that’s awesome, Tushar.

  109. TJ, my brother played a few summers for Monterey in the Mexican Leagues. Early 80s. He played some amateur baseball in TX too. He was a better law student than baseball player.

  110. Yes, this is apparently the actual guy…

  111. Wow

  112. Roamy, every movie on the base theater starts with the National Anthem. You stand while it plays.

    And when it’s done, all the troops give a good Hoo-ah.

  113. Oso
    Funny
    I may have seen him play the Tecos back in the early 80s.

    A friend of mine saw Fernando Valenzuela pitch for the Guanajuato team against the Tecos in 77 or so
    He lost.

  114. http://tinyurl.com/mrcdzy7

  115. Pretty sneaky, sis.

  116. Just a perfect derp
    Drink sangria in the park
    And then later, when it gets dark
    We go home

    Just a perfect derp
    Feed animals in the zoo
    Then later a movie, too
    And then home

    Oh, it’s such a perfect derp
    I’m glad I spent it with you
    Oh, such a perfect derp
    You just keep me hanging on
    You just keep me hanging on

    Just a perfect derp
    Problems all left alone
    Weekenders on our own
    It’s such fun

    Just a perfect derp
    You made me forget myself
    I thought I was someone else
    Someone good

    Oh, it’s such a perfect derp
    I’m glad I spent it with you
    Oh, such a perfect derp
    You just keep me hanging on
    You just keep me hanging on

    You’re going to reap just what you sow…

  117. derpy. derpy

  118. Noticeably warmer in here, the plastic window stuff works.


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