Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get moving.
This one has the Mare kiss of approval.
This one has the redhead for Carin seal of approval. (doesn’t look like a redhead to me, but he was on a page of “ginger hotties”.)
If you didn’t like that one, maybe this one?
This one is my favorite.
I waffled over whether this one was a bit much or not and decided I’ve posted worse.
Ryan Kwanten can’t believe I did that.
And there you have it, one fresh HHD poat. Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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Cholesterol screening at 10am. Ought to be a hoot.
Also, I have that Kenny Wayne Sheppard album somewhere. Not a bad one.
Woo-hoo!
That is a good dang song. Perfect. Loverly job today Roamy.
I have a live version on my ‘puter, so I’ll listen to that version.
I have to get in the mood for my crackfat. I’d better turn up some metal music here.
Who’s Heather? Someone welcome the n00b.
I’ve been listening to a lot of Shinedown lately. That’s as metal as I get.
I also left an angry YouTube comment for the lyric video that had “loose” rather than “lose”.
That’s why I say hey man nice shot.
[I’ll be in the mood shortly]
It feels kind of creepy, but…
Heather, how many bullwhips do you have shoved up your ass RIGHT NOW!?
I’ve been listening to a lot of Shinedown lately. That’s as metal as I get.
*gives Leon a disapproving look
Also this: http://youtu.be/mzOxWg39sds
HEEEEY …. MAAAAAN ….. NICE …. SHOT
I thought I had found the weirdest parts of youtube, then I found that.
Heather’s been here before, I think. It’s been a while. I suppose the introductory question is probably due.
I thought I had found the weirdest parts of youtube, then I found that.
That’s a challenge I’d rather not take on.
It wasn’t on purpose. I was poking around for hormonal optimization stuff and found isochronic tones and binaural beats.
It’s totally working, just like these new supplements.
*opens jar labeled “Plah See Boh”*
*pops 5 pills*
Good morning, children.
Exercise-y GMG
Alternate GMG for Wiser
heather’s a regular over at ace’s *waves*
Leon, my son was listening to Shinedown, and I said, “You know I have two of their CDs, right?” He found them and asked me to rip them for his mp3 player. Momma’s not so square after all.
My wife is doing a pair of documentaries as her next SANGB project, “The Gun” and “The Boom”. The first is about the cannon on the A-10, the latter is about the refueling boom on the KC-135. The intent is to treat both as equally badass and get permission for as many heavy metal songs as possible.
“Here Comes the Boom” is on her list for the second one. I suggested “Diamond Eyes (Boom-lay Boom-lay Boom!)”.
Good morning all!
Leon, maybe she can theorize on the female nature of the boom and the male nature of the fighter jet fill stick. Not sure if they’d like it since I was a science major.
Excellent song RFH. I’ve seen both KWS and Johnny Lang a few times.
They looked like babies, but played like Clapton.
I’ve seen the name Heather Radish before somewhere. It’s a unique combination of words that forms a picture in the mind. We’ve all known a hot girl named Heather at one point in our lives given the frequency of the name and radishes can be enjoyable when sliced thin on salads.
*i have no idea what that means, need moar fickin coffee
It’s funny that Jimbro thinks I’m married to a RadFem documentarian.
Hey man nice shot has a good beat and I can dance to it.
No one here at crackfat.
I think I have three of Johnny Lang’s albums.
Gonna have to crack that fat all by your lonesome.
Oh dear Lawdy, how I love Wednesdays.
*thud*
They’re all at the other crackfat place
Paula worked till 4AM and is sleeping. I got the boys ready for school, made chili in the crock pot and left so I wouldn’t disturb her. I’ve got the whole morning to kill.
Go join Car in at crackfat.
Not gonna happen…I’d need to shave my chest in advance for the coronary artery bypass I’d need by the end of the class.
I just came home.
*sad face
Alright, Home Depot to buy light bulbs it is.
I guess I could go for a run.
*waves at Heather*
Hi, sweetie!
Roamy, you outdid yourself today ♥♥♥
Alright, Home Depot to buy light bulbs it is.
Aisle 17, almost half way down, right side.
/Scott
Comment by Jimbro on October 23, 2013 9:10 am
I’ve got the whole morning to kill.
==============
Who/what are you gonna kill first? Decisions, decisions…………
Who the fuck is heather and why does she have radishes up her bum?
Alan Colmes on Fox just called Jennifer Rubin a conservative. What’s he been smoking?
MJ dives right in.
C’mon guys, I came here to try to get motivation to go to the box today and all I’m getting is that Carin bailed…waaaaaaaah!
I have a pulled calf muscle. One more day and I’ll be back at it.
Suck it up, cream puff.
I didn’t bail – THEY were a no-show. WTF was I supposed to do? Break into the joint?
Cyn: Aisle 28 was light bulbs for garage door openers. Aisle 17 was grease and lube.
Heathers been on Ace since our forefathers evolved from slime mold
Going in for a CAT scan in a half hour
What joy
To these illiterate leftards, Trotsky was a Tea Party guy
Same as our store.
He sure does!
Where have we been mare? This weekend we’re going to Charlotte for work and to find a place to live.
Our streams are kind of crossing, MJ.
Our streams are kind of crossing, MJ.
Wtf
Wtf
Wtf
Wtf
My stream get less powerful as I get older.
Looks like we scared off Heather. I blame Pepe and Dave for not wearing pants.
Nice collection of photos
http://imgur.com/a/2jtOG
I didn’t bail – THEY were a no-show. WTF was I supposed to do? Break into the joint?
Yes. It was a test, and obviously you are not sufficiently devoted.
crap.
My stream get less powerful as I get older.
Stream of Consciousness?
>> Looks like we scared off Heather.
She don’t scare easily.
Better slow stream than no stream
-Confucius the Urologist
http://deadspin.com/the-most-brutal-stiff-arm-youll-see-today-happened-in-1444380665
Nice stiffy
HA HA HA The prices quoted on healthcare.gov are lowball quotes.
The real price can be double.
Best of all? CBS broke the story.
http://washington.cbslocal.com/2013/10/23/cbs-news-obamacare-website-underestimating-cost-of-insurance/
Howdy, Heather.
Good morning, you suppurating sores upon the epidermis of humanity.
Bad news. My total cholesterol is down 10 to 223, but my HDL is down from 97 to 74. I can think of three possible culprits:
1) I discovered chorizo.
2) I started making all my coffee at work using a french press rather than percolating and filtering.
3) Been too liberal with the cheese in my eggs lately.
I’ll delete chorizo and cheese, buy a coffeemaker for the office, and get it checked again in two months.
/healthblog
Coffee?
Chorizo is good in meatloaf, but other than that I don’t use it.
Don’t ask Scott.
Coffee and cheese are two of my most important food groups.
HA HA HA The prices quoted on healthcare.gov are lowball quotes.
The real price can be double.
Not surprising. I’m expecting that after the enrollment period, everyone who signed up for insurance is going to learn that their monthly premiums are double or more what they were quoted. The lawsuits are going to be awesome.
Coffee, cheese, meat and dessert. That’s all of them.
Percolating and filtering coffee cuts out a lot of the inflammatory oils that can lower HDL. I’m not pulling that out of my ass, I actually discounted it entirely after I read it, but it’s a changed variable and I have two data points.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
http://tinyurl.com/mc4clr2
Can you say pathetic and desperate attention whores?
Nice catch there, Stern. Your horse-faced wife is nothing at all like a gold-digging publicity-hungry leech. Thumbs up!
Leon get on Zocor or some other med
Dieting or working out combined with a low Zocor dose will knock your cholesterol numbers to the 170s or lower
This shit is often genetic as much as anything else.
Coffee, cheese, meat and dessert. That’s all of them.
I think you are forgetting one.
I also heard that the subsidies don’t happen until tax time, until then you pay the full premium.
I also heard that the subsidies don’t happen until tax time, until then you pay the full premium.
“It’s perfect, I tells ya! PERFECT!!! NOW SHUT UP!!!” – Every asshole liberal in the country, every day for the last 23 days.
Wiser, prepare to face the wrath of Mare. I’m pretty sure she’s going to tune-in to the “Kitten bowl”.
She’ll probably record it and rewatch in moments of dire need.
Vodka food group.
They’re still making that shit sammich, Wiser. I just can’t wait until they have to take that first bite.
And I get to ask them how it tastes.
Wine is one of my main food groups.
Dieting or working out combined with a low Zocor dose will knock your cholesterol numbers to the 170s or lower
My cholesterol is nearly perfect, why the hell would I take a drug that could disrupt cognitive function just to change the output of a test?
Statins are poison. I wouldn’t feed them to someone I hated.
She’ll probably record it and rewatch in moments of dire need.
The original Puppy Bowls were hilarious. Bunch of puppies just running around. No big production, just puppies being puppies for 20 minutes.
Now it’s shit. Bunch of c- and d-level actors and attention-obsessed reality TV assholes making idiotic comments, over-produced to the point where the fun has been sucked right out of it. Pure hacktastic shit.
I can only imagine how much that stupid kitten bowl is gonna suck even worse, especially since they were lucky enough to get the stunningly beautiful, witty, intelligent and amazingly exciting BETH STERN to announce!!!!
(i’m tired of politics)
Wiser, she will be able to turn the sound off.
(i’m tired of politics)
SQUEEEEELLLLL
So, you want to talk about what I should run next? Half marathon? Find a 10K? Spartan race.
Or,we could talk recipes. I’m not into bread right now, but I can go that route if you’re inclined.
Also – I still have to plant my bulbs, and the weather is partly cloudy, 45-ish, with a healthy breeze blowing.
kitten bowl:
http://tinyurl.com/pq7xjup
So, you want to talk about what I should run next? Half marathon? Find a 10K? Spartan race.
Or,we could talk recipes. I’m not into bread right now, but I can go that route if you’re inclined.
http://tinyurl.com/p4mxn9h
Hello, strange people living in my computer. And Cyn.
Hi
kitten bowl:
http://is.gd/4M66XK
http://tinyurl.com/p4mxn9h
Look, you said you were sick of politics. I don’t know what else we are left with.
[cover song theory]
A lady in HD asked me if she smelled like cat pee the other day.
Did I meet Mare?
She said “you can be honest, I won’t report you” and started waving her arms around.
I nearly died.
Because of the cat pee smell?
I nearly died.
—-
From the smell?
Great minds…
She didn’t stink.
She was just crazy.
I helped her design a cat tunnel. She was nuts but funny as all hell. We laughed and laughed.
I bet it was Mare.
Minor hatey update at H8 House blog.
[cover song theory]
NOOOO!!!
I bet it was Mare.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
You can’t take a pic of Mare.
A lady in HD asked me if she smelled like cat pee the other day.
That’s the weakest come-on line I’ve ever heard
GO, what exactly happens when H8 House is finished?
Are you ditching everything and moving to a rural cabin to hide?
Somebody up the street is having a bad day. All of their stuff was on the front lawn an hour ago, now the rental truck is there.
We started watching the pilot for the tv series Arrow last night.
It has potential.
Clownifornia, making insurance more expensive for everyone. Motherfuckers.
http://weaselzippers.us/?p=158181
The movie about the black cop in a wheelchair got canceled after one episode aired.
Should have made it a female black cop in a wheelchair, I guess.
Hotspur, Clintbird is a huge fan of Arrow.
Are you ditching everything and moving to a rural cabin to hide?
No, I’ll just crawl back into my coffin until zombies aren’t so co-opted by pop culture.
Kill your teevee
Kill your teepee
Well, yeah…DUH!
Hey, y’all. I’m just here for HHD. In my absences, I’ve had a liberal awakening, and now I’m all in for O’Care, entitlements, progressive slavery, and cacklove.
Whussup?
Reddit’s thataway, pal. Don’t let the door hit ya.
Or do, leftie twerp.
Kill your toupee
Hair H8r!
But mostly the cacklove.
Anyone wonder why we haven’t seen any identification or pics of the Sparks, NV shooter? Bets on whether he’s black or illegal? I denounce myself. It’s not age, unless 12 is more special than 14, because they released the name and photograph of a middle school shooter here the same day.
But mostly the cacklove.
To be fair, cack tastes better than O’Care.
Hi, romy :-)
Off to the Obamajob.
Have a good day.
Whussup?
Sounds like you’ve been dating Rosetta.
Nobody “dates” Rosetta. We just kinda use him.
Later, scott! Have big government afternoon!
Hey scott! Bring me back 30′ of 1.25 inch sch40 PVC pipe and a box of 10d finish nails, will ya? Thanks.
Oh, and put in on wiser’s account. You did open one in his name jsut for that reason, right?
We just kinda use him.
Hi Jazz, how you doin’? (I laughed at your avatar again.)
Dog owners, be aware. Though I would avoid anything from China anyway. More melamine?
http://www.nbcnews.com/health/pet-jerky-treat-mystery-nearly-600-animals-dead-still-no-8C11436330
I’ve never heard that version of “Use Me,” romy – LOVE it.
I’m great, actually. Doing a little work, tweeting a little. Having some fun. Can’t wait for the upcoming challenges to O’Care on a host of different levels – religious, subsidies… Man, there’s a lot of stuff to keep us anti-O’Care folks occupied for a while. I’mma be enjoying this. :-) How’re you?
The avatar STILL makes me laugh. I think leon or AD did that for me (if I messed it up, I’m sorry), but I can’t remember for sure. I’m getting old. :-(
Wasn’t me.
Commie.
Good day, cakers of beef.
In my younger days, my stream was much like a garden hose. Now? Much like a lawn sprinkler. *Sigh.*
That was close to a repeat, Sean:
https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2013/04/03/hhd-w-gurls/#comment-852362
In my younger days, my stream was much like a garden hose. Now? Much like a lawn sprinkler. *Sigh.*
Maybe you should stop twirling when you do it, then. The other customers at Old Country Buffet would appreciate it, too.
I’m hanging in there, Jazz. Sick at home today, thinking about an afternoon nap.
The start of my stream is strong enough to carve a ditch in packed sand. It’s the last thimbleful that seems to have no particular urge to depart.
Is anyone using MediShare? I’m considering it if my company enrollment is stupidly expensive. That or dropping coverage and switching to TriCare (of which I’m wary).
Leon why would Chorizo lower your HDL? How is it different than other high fat sausage?
That was close to a repeat, Sean:
On the one hand, I’m flattered that someone is paying attention. On the other hand, I’m wondering if I need to put a lock on my trashcans.
*draws blinds*
I’m hanging in there, Jazz. Sick at home today, thinking about an afternoon nap.
Naps – a nearly religious experience!!! I love’m!
leon, I’m self-insured now, and that’s how I’m staying. Fuck O’Care. Fuck the dems. Fuck’m all. I’m taking as many exemptions as I can on my taxes, and I’ll pay my tax bill at the end of the year, less O’Care assessments. I anticipate a rousing bout of gamesmanship over the next several years.
So, y’all, I posted my very first blog post at my blog today. It’s on a technical problem of O’Care. If y’all are so inclined, I’d be grateful for a read. Iffin’ you’re not, I thank ye for reading this comment. :P
http://bit.ly/163Wo44
roamy, maybe I should try feeding some of that to my zombie dog. I’m thinking it will help her live longer. (called that because no matter what happens to her, she just keeps going. she’s blind and deaf and has been hit by a car, she’s at least 4 years past her breed life expectancy, and she just doesn’t die.)
Leon why would Chorizo lower your HDL? How is it different than other high fat sausage?
It’s a variable, that’s all, and I’ve been eating like a 1-2 lb of it a week. Even if all it’s doing is displacing healthier meat options, it could be part of the problem. It’s the first thing to add back in if the three things I listed have the desired change.
wasn’t me, either.
Scott has made a Florida State type move on “to kill” list.
Maybe you should stop twirling when you do it, then. The other customers at Old Country Buffet would appreciate it, too.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>> I also heard that the subsidies don’t happen until tax time, until then you pay the full premium.
They are tax credits. You can get them next year when you file your return or choose to have them paid to your insuror to lower the premium now.
Incidentally if you run a business or work for yourself (and therefore have no idea how much money you’ll make) you’re fucked.
What kind of commies are you? Why not charge $1 per letter?
Mare!
The Praetorian Guard materializes.
Fox:
Soldiers attending a pre-deployment briefing at Fort Hood say they were told that evangelical Christians and members of the Tea Party were a threat to the nation and that any soldier donating to those groups would be subjected to punishment under the Uniform Code of Military Justice.
Why not charge $1 per letter?
Becuse r spelng wood be evn worst!
If I have to pay a buck per comment, I had better start sexting so I get my money’s worth.
http://bit.ly/163Wo44
good read Jazz. Smells like teen spirit!
Thanks, TGSG. I feel vindicated now. :D
Why not charge $1 per letter?
That’s next year as part of the blog comment death spiral.
Wait… H2 has death panels?
Cool.
Here’s a term the Obamacare people should learn: Poke Yoke.
It’s not dirty, but it sounds like it.
Hahaha I comment like I’m already being charged a $ per letter
Lurking has its benefits.
“Lurking has its benefits.”
indeed
Lurkers are like the free riders of funneh.
I think the lurkers should start collecting money to by xBrad a Russian bride.
I think xbrad might prefer if we just rent him one.
At any rate, when xbrad finally marries a Russkie hottie, we can call her xbride.
Nonsense, if XBad is busy with a Russian bride he’ll never meet his monthly quota.
“I think the lurkers should start collecting money to by xBrad a Russian bride.”
I bought him a beer once. That’s enough for now.
Woohoo!! Niece just had her baby. Mother and child doing well. Hope to have pics and stuff soon.
Sure, the premiums may be a skosh higher for lurkers, but that’s offset by all the free preventative care* that they weren’t getting before.
*Preventative care will be offered in the back of a windowless van parked outside an abandoned carpet store.
Someone should find the officer who made that statement to the new recruits so it would be easier to find him and line his colon with his fucking teeth
>>>I think the lurkers should start collecting money to by xBrad a Russian bride.
http://tinyurl.com/mllchhm
Whoot! Whoot! Great news, Xbrad!!!!
Congrats to x-niece!
Oso, aren’t you vacating RIGHT NOW?
heh – I just got banned at Ace’s. Whussup with that? I went into an old thread to try text formatting (because i can never figure out how to get the italics to work there), and when I went back to a current thread, I got banned. So, can anyone offer me tips on getting unbanned?
*Preventative care will be offered in the back of a windowless van parked outside an abandoned carpet store.
I didn’t know MJ was a licensed caregiver.
Hey beassnesnsessns, there’s a few new pics up at Hate House blog.
If you charge $1/comment, you’re gonna be getting comments somewhere between the length of mine and BiW’s. Every time.
If you charge $1/letter, you’re gonna be getting the equivalent of Rebecca writing a comment every time – there will be letters, but you aren’t gonna have the first clue what they mean….. :P
Lurkers are like the free riders of funneh.
I was told Obamacare eliminated the free rider problem. Not least by the fact that it has made everything more expensive.
Mare, it wasn’t supposed to rain last night-rained all night. We didn’t want to waste a park admission, so I’ve been shopping all day instead. Replacing a beach day with a WDW day. Crate and Barrel has wienerdog ornaments!!!!!
Congratulations, Uncle XBrad! Great news about mom and baby doing well ♥♥♥
Crate and Barrel has wienerdog ornaments!!!!!
http://bit.ly/17fXOeQ
I didn’t know MJ was a licensed caregiver.
I don’t know how you got “licensed caregiver” out of that, Eric. Our attorneys* were very specific about not using words like that.
*Not licensed by any officially-recognized state Bar Association.
Lurking has its benefits.
That will be
five centsone dollar, please.Great news/congrats, Uncle X!
*Not licensed by any officially-recognized state Bar Association.
Oh, so you know Elizabeth Warren?
Now that xbrad is an uncle, doesn’t he have to start smoking a pipe and wearing cardigans with elbow patches?
Ga. I’m embarrassed to admit this, but I will if emmjay’s not around.
I like the New Daft Punk album.
Now you all carry on as if I’d never mentioned it. And DON’T TELL THAT MUPPET PORN LOVING FREAK what I said.
I think that the Pixy software has tagged you as a spammer, if you were posting in old threads, Jazz. By sending a message to andy (he might get a DM at twitter theh2, if theh2 is following you), he might be able to get you off the list.
Email or message a COB at AOS is the way to unspamming.
THAT MUPPET PORN LOVING FREAK
Now that Bert and Ernie can get married, it’s not so porno-hot anymore.
If you charge $1/letter, you’re gonna be getting the equivalent of Rebecca writing a comment every time – there will be letters, but you aren’t gonna have the first clue what they mean
I resemble that remark.
maetenloch – AT- gmail DOT com
andy AT aoshq DOT com
Those were 2 on my list
The (gay) bartender was talking about teh gay wedding stuff, and he was saying how wonderful it was, and I pointed out the painful/obvious fact that first he needs to FIND a man.
Can’t get married if you can’t even get a date.
I like the New Daft Punk album.
——————
Victory.
Thanks, J’Ames! I very much appreciate your help. I am not an ingrate. :D
Now is when you admit you really, REALLY enjoy Tool.
I’ll wait.
If it’s so wonderful, why didn’t it happen before, say, the last 10 years?
I mean, cooked food is wonderful, but we figured out cooking about 100000 years ago, and that was waiting on a pretty serious technological innovation.
Daft Punk has albums?
If it’s so wonderful, why didn’t it happen before, say, the last 10 years?
Oh, they’ll tell you that it’s been going on since the dawn of time. Alexander the Great … etc …
It is unconstitutional and highly discriminatory to deny loving single people the right to marry. Aging, hateful moral scolds believed marriage was supposed to discriminate against gays and crush their dreams of happiness, but we defeated their noxious bigotry and let people marry whom they love. Many people love themselves, and no one will ever love them more. We demand these suffering single victims be allowed to marry as well, and how will a man or a woman or a transgendered questioning person-being marrying him/her/itself affect your marriage?
We must cry out for self-marriage. It is our right.
I’m not crazy about the new DP album, but I don’t hate it or anything. BT’s new album (“Across the Wires) is pretty good, though.
If AD is around still, this is my generator. I went through a local company for the install and all the new transfer wiring.
http://tinyurl.com/m49qrok
It does a self test weekly. I had to get a second gas tank for it which the local gas company brought in. When we lose power it kicks in within one minute.
I like the New Daft Punk album.
Not cool.
*cries
Oh, they’ll tell you that it’s been going on since the dawn of time. Alexander the Great … etc …
I get that gay sex has been a going concern at least since we started forming city-states, it’s the explicit legal union that lacks precedent. “Wives for sons and boys for fun” and so on. I also note that the historical civilizations with the highest tolerance for such relationships were often post-apex and on their way to collapse/destruction.
Correlation, not causation.
We must cry out for self-marriage. It is our right.
Davecat has no words….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjJtmcJM-Rw
Davecat would make an awesome Obamacare navigator.
Leon, I didn’t say it was a good argument, but it is the one they make.
I think they’ve been so focused on the marriage as some sort of panacea for … whatever it is they are looking for. For most – normal/non-politically motivated gays. IF only …
THey could be happy like everyone else.
I do believe a faction simply want to destroy hetero-normative society. Marriage. THE PATRIARCHY . etc. You know the drill.
I do believe a faction simply want to destroy hetero-normative society. Marriage. THE PATRIARCHY . etc. You know the drill.
It’s the tiny fraction using the numbers of the larger fraction as leverage that I take issue with.
That and the fact that I take the developments in just my lifetime as a rather obvious symptom that collapse is imminent. Again, not saying it’s a causative factor, but that the pattern of history is there.
Yes.
Ho Lee Foch. I saw some flakes of snow a moment ago. Is AlGore in town?
It is not snowing. No. You take that back.
I WAS PROMISED A WARMER GLOBE!
Get ready for more left wing morality-by-legislation, fellas.
http://www.redstate.com/2013/10/23/enda-another-assault-on-liberty/
8 county clerks starting giving same sex marriage licenses in NM. NM Supremes heard arguments today. Susana wanted NM to vote on whether we wanted teh gheys to marry. D-rats want the courts to decide. One of my BFFs is marrying his boyfriend next month. He knows how I feel about the issue.
Snowed in C-bus today. I’m Lulvill Kentucky and SMOD let me down.
I do believe a faction simply want to destroy hetero-normative society. Marriage. THE PATRIARCHY . etc. You know the drill.
It’s not as small a faction as you’d think. Remember that it’s not just gays, but a whole slew of Progressives. “Poly” groups are already making inroads, and they’ll have an easier time than gays did. The Kaitlyn Hunt saga and several other cases show that for many Progs “consent” is now the sole arbiter of morality. Finally, gender identity groups who are looking undermine any concept of normal while at the same time their feminist allies attack traditional masculinity as “rape culture”.
Thanks, jimbro. 20K seems like too much power for my needs, so I’m looking at ones slightly smaller. But I’ve decided to go with a whole house/auto-on/auto-transfer model.
Did the building inspector have to get involved? Or just the installers/electrician?
Get ready for more left wing morality-by-legislation, fellas.
Get ready for a slew of sole-proprietorships employing the services of other SPs. No one’s got any employees, so no one can discriminate.
I wonder if there’s a market to teach advanced math to home-school kids over the internet, since this will destroy religious schooling.
I think I will start doing situp.
“Poly” groups are already making inroads, and they’ll have an easier time than gays did.
Hetero dudes should be vehemently against this if they have any sense, but they generally don’t.
Yeah, write for the Khan Academy, leon.
I pointed out the painful/obvious fact that first he needs to FIND a man
Not only that, but a man who wants to get married
Heck, straight girls can’t find men who want to get married these days – what makes gay men think they’re going to have any better luck?
(Especially given the new insurance rates for “families”…..)
Khan is where I’d point people for lectures. I’d be trying to fill the gap of interactive discussion, questions, homework, etc.
Also, how do you eliminate the PATRIARCHY from gay GUYS marrying?
Just needed a licensed electrician to sign off on it before they hooked the gas up.
Heck, straight girls can’t find men who want to get married these days
Helen Smith wrote a pretty hefty tome about why. If I were single and in my 20s, I’d have to be dragged to it kicking and screaming.
“Also, how do you elimanate the PATRIARCHY from gay GUYS marrying?
With a tuck and a grunt.
Jay, gay men are almost never patriarchs.
We had snow in the Sandias last week. Temps in the 30s at night. FL is in the 80s today. I’ve had my lung butter Lauren Bacall voice since I got here.
I’m looking for a nice girl who doesn’t mind a sullen, sulky, withdrawn boyfriend/husband about three weeks out of the month. But, I’m a nice guy!
Now, leave me alone.
Belated Happy Birthday, Jazz.
Interesting post from someone’s blog back in 2009. I was googling “athenian quietism.” Never heard of this fellow but I empathize.
http://bit.ly/19wlzg2
… imagine what would happen if someone was born in, say, the early 1900’s and were to come back today and see our upside-down culture. They would suffer cultural shock. The criminals are the victims and gender roles are confusing. We find friendship in retro culture.
Also, how do you eliminate the PATRIARCHY from gay GUYS marrying?
Heterosexual marriage involves oppression of women by men as women are expected to become part of the man’s family, to take his name, etc.. Not to mention the expectation of monogamy that society places on married couples, but supposedly only enforces with women while looking the other way to male infidelity. Gays supposedly don’t fall into rigid gender roles and are much more “flexible” in their expectations of fidelity, so their marriages subvert the patriarchal norms.
Also, how do you eliminate the PATRIARCHY from gay GUYS marrying?
That’s called the “gaytriarchy,” J’ames.
Awwww, Oso!!!! THANK YOU!!!! :D
Had a nice quiet day (last Tuesday, 10/15). Ate dinner with my mom, and on Sunday had a nice birthday breakfast with my bro and sis-in-law. Altogether a lovely start to my newest year of life.
I’m rather astonished you remembered, but very, very happy and flattered! :D Thank you!
I’ll wait.
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I really enjoy TOOL.
If I were single and in my 20s, I’d have to be dragged to it kicking and screaming.
From LauraW’s stories, sounds like lots of twentysomething men have more interest in skin moisturizers than marriage anyhow.
Alex, that supposes a lot.
Thank Cyn for maintaining the b-day link at the H2 and Twitter. Glad you dropped by. I miss you and your stories.
I’ve had my lung butter Lauren Bacall voice since I got here.
Lung Butter Bacall Voice. That phrase is a catching one, like “Lemon Bear Dick Punch.”
Anyone want to know what I do during the day?
http://minx.cc/?post=344415
>> I do believe a faction simply want to destroy hetero-normative society. Marriage. THE PATRIARCHY . etc. You know the drill.
It’s no different than any other leftist bent, their aim is to control you and tell you what to think. In this case they want to go after the church, specifically it’s “tax-free” status. Garrandamntee you once churches refuse to marry em the lawsuits and legislatin will fly.
FYI It is pronounced PUBlix not Pubelix. Who knew?
I really enjoy TOOL.
Jewst….. awww, fuckit. That fruit is too low even for me.
http://tinyurl.com/p3vcaxj
*giggles at “Pubelix”*
Man, I love Publix.
So what time is our meat up Oso? Oh, right. There isn’t one.
Not that I lie to y’all or anything, but I’mma get real honest here for a sec. I have not been comfortable going to see the doctor since the imposition of the Electronic Medical Records Act. I am a privacy freak, and I don’t put too much personal stuff anywhere in electronic format, with the exception of my own home computer. I have always been leery of having personal info filed in some electronic database, mostly because there exist no secure databases. You can hack a computer; you can’t hack a file cabinet. I’ve never been comfortable, either, with my lack of input into how far my records travel: I know paper files never leave my doctor’s office, and if they do, it’s because someone physically moved them or faxed them. It takes effort on the part of people who work for me. The advent of the EMRA allows a much freer transmission of – and access to – my records. I don’t like it. So, I dramatically reduced my visits to my doctor after that act took effect. I’ve only sought medical care for catastrophic back pain since then – no physicals, no check-ups, bloodwork, etc.
I will not be seeing any physicians at all after Jan 1. I refuse to give my private health information to the government. Barry, Nancy, and Harry and their minions can go fuck themselves. My bro is a doctor down in Memphis, so I might be able to get cursory treatment for pedestrian ailments from him, but unless the law is repealed or dramatically reworked, I anticipate dying an agonizing death in my bed at home after enduring years of painful conditions that may have been alleviated had I sought medical care under our new authoritarian system. I’m fine with that.
MJ, you’re breaking my heart. Dan hates everyone. I would love to have a meatup. The audible we called on WDW/beach today has put the kibosh on my RL friend meatup in Indiatlantic on Saturday.
Ugh. Good afternoon hostages.
Did y’all see this? http://www.gop.gov/yourstory/
Just pick one, Oso.
http://tinyurl.com/kxcugmw
I’ve always been partial to Dopey.
Just pick one, Oso.
I wonder if the one on the far left ever feels like a misfit.
Hey, AD – did I embarrass myself with that post? Some of those cats obviously know a lot more than I. My post was based on my experience. Perhaps I should have qualified it better.
It was good. And by good I mean like vagina-gin.
vagina-gin
Something something something your mom.
Allergic to gin.
It was good. And by good I mean like vagina-gin.
Well, vagina-gin has a leg up on juniper berries.
Afternoon.
Hi, Jewstin. :-)
Why elites attack mainstream America: http://bit.ly/1dk83jA
I liked it.
Today I built three (3) of these:
http://tinyurl.com/o39dcng
Hi Bcoch, feeling less sick?
Hey leon. Meh. I’m not any worse. So that’s good, right?
I’mma go for dinner. Mebbe I’ll be back in a bit!
Hey leon. Meh. I’m not any worse. So that’s good, right?
Not necessarily. You might be about to take a terrifying and harrowing turn for the worse. You may want to get your affairs in order.
Not necessarily. You might be about to take a terrifying and harrowing turn for the worse. You may want to get your affairs in order.
Some say they come for the humor, or the intelligence, or the witty banter, but I say nay to all that….I come for the positivityness.
I’m a helper.
And a giver.
Are the girls at least through the worst of it?
Also today was awesome. The gal who runs the warehouse provided me with heaps of entertainment. She’s a stumpy little troll at best, but today she wore three inch platform pumps and skinny jeans that gave her a bandy-legged Quasimodo gait.
Troll: *clop clop clop*
Me: Really? Really?! *snerk* *wheeze* Bwahahaha!
Sometime later. . .
Troll: *clop clop clop*
Me: Hey D, I walked like that once.
D: God! Why?!
Me: I was wearing ice skates and had to pee.
More later. . .
Troll: *clop clop clop*
Me: Do you hear that, S?
S: Hear what?
Me: Did you leave the barn door open again?
Moar later. . .
Troll: *clop clop clop*
Me: I’M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHOES, TOO SEXY FOR MY SHOES, SO SEXY IT HURTS!
Troll: *smiles, preens slightly* *clop clop clop*
S: STOP! I can’t stand it. I’m going to pee.
As a stumpy little troll myself, I have a lot of pride in my fashion choices, which never include skinny jeans.
Know your body, people.
Only the youngest drunken midget got ill. She seems to be doing fine. She’s currently picking on her older sister. And winning.
Skinny jeans only work if the woman is already damn fine. If she’s not…..
I know more boys that wear skinny jeans than girls.
Nobody over 25 has any excuse to wear skinny jeans. She’s got to be north of 50.
I certainly see more dudes in skinny jeans than girls. I don’t know any of these people, and I think that’s okay.
The only “sexy schoolgirl” costume I saw at the Halloween party Mrs. Caruthers dragged me to was on a gal in her early 50s.
Slim and well-built for her age, sure. But… creepy.
If you’re going to wear skinny jeans, it helps to be skinny.
XB, we need more info on the bebe. Now that we know that niece and bebe are ok. Chop chop.
Ghetto bar, Cardinals fans!
Troll: *clop clop clop*
Three Billy Goats Gruff? (here’s hoping y’all still read the classics to your chirren.)
Secretary was making that same noise, and we could hear her over the lab equipment. Co-worker turned to me and said, “I don’t know who it is, but it’s fat and it’s fast.”
As soon as I get bebe pics/info, I’ll share. Dunno why they’re being tightlipped bout it. They haven’t even updated their facebook status.
Michael’s house at Halloween.
http://tinyurl.com/mctvkuk
>>>*clop clop clop*
Prior office manager used to wear noisy heels for height. It let me minimize you all when she was afoot. New one is larger but stealthier.
“I don’t know who it is, but it’s fat and it’s fast.”
Hah! Please, please, please let her wear them again tomorrow. I have to use that.
I was worried we wouldn’t hear about Boston Strong during the World Series.
Whew!
How long until Newtown?
J’ames, you obviously missed this “reporting” from an AP writer earlier this week.
http://hosted2.ap.org/PAERI/APOdd/Article_2013-10-21-BBO-World-Series-Boston-Strong/id-c215dd716066455db9a204cd4aa5cf95
Wow, 3 Medal of Honor winners! Well done Boston!
I’m utterly uninterested in the series.
>>>>I’m utterly uninterested in the series.
You can’t possibly care less than I do.
Not a terrible National Anthem.
Why does everyone have to “make it their own” song?
I care enough for the both of you. So sit over there and be quiet.
Not enough for Oso, though. I’m sure she’s cheering away.
This is how you do the National Anthem:
No, you’re invested in that you hate one of the teams. I just don’t give a fuck.
>>>I care enough for the both of you. So sit over there and be quiet.
I actually care more about recipes, gardening and Leon’s workout schedule more than I care about this bogus World Series.
“Fear the Beard” is much less inspiring than “Reverse the Curse”. After 2 Series wins I’m content. The improvement from last year for the Sox is the most interesting aspect of this for me.
>>>No, you’re invested in that you hate one of the teams.
I honestly don’t care.
I lost interest in MLB around June of this year. Between the bullshit steroids “scandal” and the obnoxious “queen for a day” crap that has infected all pro sports lately, I really just don’t care
>> You can’t possibly care less than I do.
Try me.
Did anybody overturn anybody else’s card table after a particularly acrimonious Monopoly game today?
>>>Did anybody overturn anybody else’s card table after a particularly acrimonious Monopoly game today?
I TRIPPED!! GET OVER IT!!
I H8 both teams. Only interest I have is 2 douchebag friends in RL are buying me a Red Sox tee and I have to post a selfie on FB wearing it if the Sux win. Go Cards!
Honorary Masshole for a day Oso!
I have to post a selfie on FB wearing it if the Sux win.
With or without pants?
Sausage fear. Oso counts on the wiener team because she knows so much about baseball.
Here’s me proving that I care least: I don’t know who’s still playing.
*does Superior Dance*
Leon, did you ever set up a worm farm for feeding your chickens?
I don’t know who’s still playing.
Hell, I don’t even know what they’re playing.
Did anybody overturn anybody else’s card table after a particularly acrimonious Monopoly game today?
Oooops.
I thought they were changing real money…….
>> Leon, did you ever set up a worm farm for feeding your chickens?
gross
You know what’s best about my drunken midgets? Their impeccable sense of timing.
So I’m cleaning the kitchen. I hate cleaning the kitchen. To make my displeasure known I’m chanting “this sucks dick…this sucks dick…” over and over.
I then hear “Hey Mommy, I have a question.”
Awesome. The three year old is up.
No, Laura, I have been a tremendous slacker in the farming department. I might try next Spring, but no promises. If I somehow manage to knock up the Mrs, not likely at all.
Hell, I don’t even know what they’re playing.
You win. Time for an ice-cold shower and as many hours of sleep as I can manage.
I’m just posting the tee if they win. They weren’t specific enough when the terms of the bet were made. MJ, just talking baseball. Not like it’s soccer or WNBA.
>>> “this sucks dick…this sucks dick…” over and over.
Sometimes that happens to me when I surprise her by doing the dishes
Get a load of the doughy Truman Capote look-alike on the right – you KNOW he got his share of swirlies and atomic wedgies when he was growing up, and now he’s getting back at everyone:
http://is.gd/uCaeCR
Well, I was just thinking about how easy it would be to just establish a series of shallow, mature compost piles outdoors and let the chooks at a different one every other week or so. You wouldn’t have to do anything, earthworms infest mature piles all on their own, and the chickens would do all the turning. Eventually those areas would become garden.
Lauraw, there was a humanitarian organization that taught people in 3rd world places how to build a food ecosystem with rabbits, worm beds and gardens. It was pretty remarkable.
Speaking of gardening, the nights have been chilly but I still picked a shopping bag full of green beans, a dozen japanese turnips, 6 tatsoi, a big bunch of red mustard leaf, and two leeks today.
Still have yet to pull the lima beans and harvest the rest of the green peppers.
There’s blossoms on the snow peas but I think they might be too late.
Come on, Indian Summer!!
MMmmm YUM, rabbits.
I have heard that they are not really economical to raise here. You don’t get any money back from them the way you do with chickens.
But, you know. Fresh spring rabbit.
I don’t recall the wabbit decision per se.. something about easier to manage.. anyway it’s a triad that fails on any leg, but it was something. The worms dug the wabbit pellets, fertilize the vegetables. Might have been a “less disease” thing.
*puts a wabbit on my head and watches baseball*
Pretty sure Indian Summer is Rayciss.
Cherry pie is delicious. My mom made one for me when she was here.
You can’t have any.
Laura,
An Elk herd came through last night. Not much left of the beans, nor the carrots, and they broke-off a young chestnut that I planted from seed 5 years ago, as well as trashing a “Golden Lantern” Magnolia.
I’m wishing that I had a freezer, and a legal suppressor for Anitas’ AR-15…
http://www.plantstogrow.com/zPlantsDisplay.asp?plantID=1289
*sells tickets to ‘MJ’s Mom’s Cherry Pie Joke’ for $.05 apiece*
*unhitches velvet rope and lets huge crowd into auditorium*
*ushers have to break up a fight on U-17 because of a double-booking*
Crispy, I would be SO pissed.
I saw Mom’s Cherry Pie open for Weezer and it scarred me for life.
MJ’s Mom’s Cherry Pie opened for pretty much all the big acts back in the day.
DPUD meets MJ meets Dan Rather.(NSFW)
http://tinyurl.com/k6bagx5
Too easy.
To this day, the only pie I can’t..
I can’t even.
*shudders and holds myself crying softly in the corner*
* punches usher for getting all up in my grill at U 17. Stub hub beeyotches!!!
Laura,
Yes we’re pissed, but those things are the size of horses.
Even if my back wasn’t fucked, I’d have to use a chainsaw to quarter them and the cut them into roasts and chops and steaks. Elk is actually really good! No “gamey” taste, like venison.
WTF, I need to buy a freezer…
http://tinyurl.com/kwly72h
I can’t even figure out what size freezer you would need for freezing an elk or two. Somehow I think the price would be worth it, though.
HI ROAMY
that aircraft is gonna need some penicillin real quick
We ate some elk while I was in Oregon.
blerg
Should have sold them for more than a nickel, Laura, there’s quite a run going on.
Dave, I talked to the pilots of the Pregnant Guppy once. Asked them how they learned to fly it, and they pretty much said they worked their way up the cargo plane chain. No sims.
There were no sims for that one. I don’t know if you saw the Bagram 747 crash.. there were no sims for that mission either. A chain broke loose on an MRAP and the weight shifted too fast for them to get the nose down.
She saw it:
http://xbradtc.com/2013/04/30/charter-cargo-b747-crash-at-bagram/
*cocktailed and debriefed*
Cyn,
Debriefed. I’d watch that, over and over…
http://tinyurl.com/kesl584
*boop*
You just made my night, Chrispy.
http://tinyurl.com/kesl584
*boop*
You too, Pups.
This poat kinda funky…. like stale sweat and warm Mickey’s or something. :(
Hi, Cyn & Pup and Chrisp :)
I figure if you haven’t spake in the last half hour, you’re prolly not here.
I’m here. But I don’t have anything much to add. So I’ll just sit here and peek through Cyn’s window from time to time.
//rustles in the bushes//
How many of you are in there, xbrad? it sounds…. crowded.
I was gonna make a comment about how “that sounds wacky,” but I just wasn’t comfortable where it was gonna end up no matter how we played it.
Scruples and all, you know.
goodnight my pals. You are all such screwballs and I’m glad you are in my life.
Home from Obamajob! Livin’ the dream.
Good night Dave.
Well, lessee… there’s me, Sean, Jewstin, and Chrispy in this shrub. Not sure who all is in the other one.
lappy’s dying & it’s late… I’m gonna crash. ‘Nite, y’all. Thanks for the fun and chuckles, as always. ;)
It’s starting. Obama is about to go under the bus.
You people suck.
* slams door *
My, my,
The sky will cry
Jewels for the thirsty,
And the guilty ones can all derp slowly,
All derp slowly.
Good morning all!
http://tinyurl.com/kwdua4n
New post.