G! I! A! N! T! S! GIANTS GIANTS GIANTS!!!!

That’s right, fckukers…  We beat the Minnesota Vikings last night.. LIKE A BOSS!

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Suck on that, H8ers!!!

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One and Six, bitches!!!!  One and Six!!!!

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Who’s next, huh?  You want some of this?  You want some?  How about you, bitch?!?

Eli Manning, David Baas

Where’s Brady?  BRING BRADY TO ME NOW!!!  I WILL SKULLFUCK THAT LOSER!!!!

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Okay, that’s all I got.  I’m done now.

(yay, we won a game.  yay.)

Just thought I’d add this (Sean M.)

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386 Comments

  1. Football season begins now…….

  2. Jeez you guys are picky.

    Alternate GMG for the picky bastards who are complaining about women being picky…………..

  3. I wouldn’t be bragging about that win, Wiser. Yeesh.

  4. Alternate GMG for the picky bastards who are complaining about women being picky…………..

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/7f5538b810f6983547e3d6df0a75ee94/tumblr_msctrb4aTo1rmbtiao1_500.jpg

    too……. ribby.

  5. I wouldn’t be bragging about that win, Wiser. Yeesh.

    a win’s a win.

  6. Those guys all look just fine, but since they don’t closely resemble the classical ideal that they are being compared against, they’re ‘unattractive.’

    are you saying that women can be shallow and unrealistic in their expectations?

    But I thought only men were that way?

  7. Unpossible.

  8. Well, it is also kind of funny how when it comes to actual messages sent on that board, ALL the guys are competing for the same top-tier women and ignoring the ladies in the middle of the pack who they said they also found attractive.

    There might be a bit of unrealistic expectation there, yeah.

    Of course, on the internet it’s easier for them to pursue women who would shoot them down in real life, so I guess they must figure why not send a message and see what happens.

  9. And would it have killed you to mention the new poat? I was yammering in an empty room for ten minutes like a total dork.

  10. If the H2 were a room, and it had magic wallpaper, what kind of alcohol would it taste like?

    I’m guessing gin.

  11. And would it have killed you to mention the new poat?

    I prefer to have people find them naturally. That way it doesn’t look like I’m begging for attention or validation.

  12. You taste wallpaper often, Sprout?

  13. A woman taking the check at a restaurant, that’s different than what I’m talking about, Carin. I’m talking about a man cadging sums of cash off his girlfriend to help him out because he’s a fucking lazy fatass loser.

    Seriously, if I’m paying a dude to stick around, he would not be some fat ugly unmotivated sack of shit.

    Some women are so goddamn stupid sometimes I want to shake them until their empty heads crack right the fuck off.

  14. Some women are so goddamn stupid sometimes I want to shake them until their empty heads crack right the fuck off.

    God, I love you.

  15. I may be getting a little personal here.

  16. Makes my head hurt, plus the whole smash her with a garbage truck thing.

  17. Love you too sweetheart.

  18. I hate you all.

  19. Sorry about that. Hey, at least I went back there and told you!

  20. A woman taking the check at a restaurant, that’s different than what I’m talking about, Carin. I’m talking about a man cadging sums of cash off his girlfriend to help him out because he’s a fucking lazy fatass loser.

    No it’s not. The woman is paying the check not to be equitable. She is paying because he’s broke. Or unemployed. I’m telling you, that’s the deal.

  21. I hate Laura least.

  22. OMG, this guy is so wonderful. I love him so much. He needs me. I’mma give him $500 and let him have sex with me because we are in love. And he’s hot, too! I could never do better than this!
    http://is.gd/DT0Vn0

  23. He’s not supposed to need the woman to work harder to give him cash to hang around with her. Oh my God, people, really.

    It’s Obama’s economy. Mancession, babe.

  24. Hm, let’s weigh these on a scale:

    The future of young children in her care
    vs.
    A sack of shit boyfriend who wants her to ‘invest’ in another of his stupid schemes that won’t work because HE doesn’t actually work

    Yep!
    Penis hiding under a hairy flab-apron wins every time! YAY! Hairy Flab Apron FTW!!

  25. I’m not even going to say who this is about. It doesn’t matter. Apparently this is not an uncommon scenario.

  26. >>>I’m not even going to say who this is about. It doesn’t matter.

    Thank you for your discretion.

  27. >>>Makes my head hurt, plus the whole smash her with a garbage truck thing.

    Heh. Steelers fan.

  28. No, it’s not uncommon. My work friend who just had a baby? SHe was waiting tables – PREGNANT – and he would nab her money to buy diapers for his OTHER child by another woman … beer, etc.

    He quit his well paying job to “flip cars”.

  29. You know what I want in a man? A total lack of any sense of responsibility for himself, an all-flannel wardrobe, and a big hairy drooping gut that shows under his shirt when he lifts his arms and is an actual perfect metaphor for who he is, really, on the inside.

    Oh my God I’m getting so hot just thinking about it. I better get to the bank and make a big withdrawal, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

    Because if I don’t give him money, apparently I won’t get any of that sweet lovin’ that only a repulsive pig-man like him can deliver.

  30. G’morning peeps.

  31. It is fair to say that I do not approve of this fellow.

  32. Lauraw – it doesn’t matter if he’s not attractive, because that doesn’t matter at all. Many of these losers are attractive. Metro, in fact. W/o a job, a dude can really spend a lot more time on his bod.

  33. It is fair to say that I do not approve of this fellow.

    Really?

    I did not catch that at all.

  34. W/o a job, a dude can really spend a lot more time on his bod.

    or in bed.

    I think you know what I’m saying here…

    *wink

  35. HI CYN!

  36. You know what I want in a man? A total lack of any sense of responsibility for himself, an all-flannel wardrobe, and a big hairy drooping gut that shows under his shirt when he lifts his arms and is an actual perfect metaphor for who he is, really, on the inside.

    Damn.

    I’m soooo close…..

  37. OK, don’t get me started on the metro thing. I’m convinced half the boys in my bio class are gay. They walk and talk like girls and maintain their appearance that way, too. Cute backpacks, cute shoes, etc.

  38. I’ve had friends who took turns with the bill because they were both poor young adults and had been together for a while. What I find amusing is when I’m at the bar on Saturday night, and some girl pays for drinks for her boyfriend and his two buddies.

  39. Those are THE best guys to get hair styling tips from.

  40. They walk and talk like girls and maintain their appearance that way, too. Cute backpacks, cute shoes, etc.

    What’s wrong with a guy wanting to feel pretty?

  41. W/o a job, a dude can really spend a lot more time on his bod.

    I would be so effin’ ripped. You don’t even know.

    And my garden would be amazeballs. Livestock too. And the house would be spotless and smell nice.

  42. Wiser,

    re: the Giants

    You’re welcome.

  43. And my garden would be amazeballs. Livestock too. And the house would be spotless and smell nice.

    And you would be sleeping with the pool-boy……

  44. Aren’t the Giants a baseball team out in San Francisco?

  45. Aren’t the Giants a baseball team out in San Francisco?

    and another h8er is heard from.

  46. And you would be sleeping with the pool-boy……

    Only if my sugar momma wasn’t treating me right.

  47. Comment by wiserbud, wuzong of the yuan. on October 22, 2013 9:27 am
    What’s wrong with a guy wanting to feel pretty?
    ==========
    This

  48. This

    $5 says he doesn’t have a girlfriend paying his bills…

  49. You taste wallpaper often, Sprout?
    ————————–
    If by wallpaper you mean you mom, then yes.

  50. *hangs head.

    Not proud of that. I always laugh at the ‘your mom’ thing, though.

  51. If by wallpaper you mean you mom, then yes.

    Probably where you got that gin taste in your mouth then.

  52. I always laugh at the ‘your mom’ thing, though.

    never fails to make me laugh. Especially the more ridiculous ones.

  53. Well, that one ranks up there with the “especially more ridiculous.”

  54. “Anybody here drive a Toyota?”

    “If by “Toyota” you mean “your mom,” then yes.”

  55. Probably where you got that gin taste in your mouth then.
    ——————————
    ^^^^
    That’s how it’s done. Take note, lurkers.

  56. I just realized my headache finally went away over night.

    It’s terrifying, but I think I was hung over for two days after my 3-4 ounces of rum on Saturday. I guess I better quit drinking.

  57. Ohhhh, if only this headline was literally true……

    http://tinyurl.com/mj7yf9r

  58. Leon’s not doing it right.

    Actually, though, rum has more impurities than other alcohols. Thus, more likely to lead to a hangover when drinking LESS.

    Have you tried scotch?

    (I hate scotch, personally)

  59. I guess I better quit drinking.

    Now let’s not get crazy here. No need to take such insanely radical steps until we’ve exhausted all other possibilities.

    Are you absolutely sure it’s not a brain tumor?

  60. okay, chillen’s, I’m outa here for a while.

    Try not to step on MJ while I’m gone.

  61. True dat. Rum is hangover juice. Don’t drink that crap.

  62. *looks at sole of shoe

    Aw man, I am so sorry

  63. MY LEGS!!!!!

  64. Hi. What is this football thing of which you speak?

  65. I saw Hairy Flab Apron Open for The Cramps in 1992.

  66. shit shit shit

    Please don’t be angry

  67. Jammy Toe!!!

    I think he’s a goner.

  68. There is nothing wrong with rum.

  69. Rum is not only bad, but it is very often paired with a juice. Double bad for hangovers.

  70. Ask a Limey from the old Royal Navy. Rum goes well with sodomy and the lash.

  71. Ask a Limey from the old Royal Navy. Rum goes well with sodomy and the lash.

    In San Francisco the latter two are paired with Vodka and poppers.

  72. What’s wrong with a guy wanting to feel pretty?

    Oh so pretty….

    On the whole girl vs guy paying thing….before the wife and I even started dating, when we were “friends”, I always paid for her when we were out. And it absolutely stupefied her. She couldn’t figure out what I was doing. Apparently, even though she’d had the same bf all through high school, she paid her own way.

    Nothing says romantic like a split check on valentine’s day.

  73. In San Francisco the latter two are paired with Vodka and poppers.

    Well, it is an old seafaring town.

  74. Wait – bcochran got out of the Friend Zone? And he did it by behaving like a man?

    *WRITES IMPORTANT BLOG POST*

  75. “Anybody here drive a Toyota?”

    “If by “Toyota” you mean “your mom,” then yes.”

    Your mom must be a Prius because she’s always in the car pool lane with at least two men inside her.

  76. I thought leaving the friend zone was like trying to approach a mirage. No matter how far you go you never get there.

  77. Your mom must be a Prius because she’s always in the car pool lane with at least two men inside her.

    Hahahahahahaha

    GO wins the internet.

  78. Men and women can’t be “friends.”

  79. Well, in interests of honesty and completeness….after trying, unsuccessfully to get her to leave the chump she was with for me, I went out and banged some random chick. When the future wife got all bent out of shape about it, I told her “Why the fuck do you care? We’re not together.”

    About ten days later, we were together.

  80. Awww!! This is starting to sound rom-com-ish. Did she have a Moment Of Truth, where she realized that she loved you all along and went rushing into your arms?

  81. Ha! It was a total shit show for like 6 months. Rushing into arms? No. But she said that was a Moment of Truth. After I said that to her she asked herself “Well, why do I care about who he’s with?”

    Closing in on 13 years (10+ married) and two kids later, worked out just fine.

  82. It’s just like a Jane Austin novel.

  83. Austen

  84. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mfi7QxlbK8

  85. You take that back. We’re not british. Our teeth are just fine.

  86. It’s just like a Jane Austin novel.

    Better that than Emily Brontë.

  87. See, this is why Hotspur doesn’t have any female friends.

  88. Better that than Emily Brontë.

    I’m not so sure about that. Bcoch’s romance may more closely resemble a Bronte novel.

  89. English Romantic writers?

    Never heard of them.

  90. See, this is why Hotspur doesn’t have any female friends.

    You mean it’s not because all conservatives hate women?

  91. Men and women can be friends. They just have to sleep together first.

  92. Bcoch’s romance may more closely resemble a Bronte novel.

    My romances were more like Bram Stoker.

  93. They just have to sleep together first.

    That would make them lovers. Then if they no longer stay together they become ex-lovers.

    Don’t challenge me on this.

  94. Wait – bcochran got out of the Friend Zone? And he did it by behaving like a man

    If you got out of it, it’s only because you were never really in it.

  95. >>>If you got out of it, it’s only because you were never really in it.

    I beg to differ. I lived it. Trust me, we were in the friend zone.

  96. Men and women can absolutely be friends. Real friends, not ‘friend zone’ friends.

  97. Laura, we’ve had this discussion.

  98. Yea, I hate every one of you mens on this blog.

  99. Absolutely laura. My best friend in high school, who is still one of my best friends, was/is a girl. Never a hint of anything else. Just friends.

    The funny part is, everyone, and I mean everyone, assumes that we’ve slept together at some point. Even now, people assume I’m her husband. She works in a hospital where our company does a lot of work. I ran into her last week after leaving a meeting. We’re chatting for a few minutes and another nurse walks by. They say hello to each other in passing. Less than 5 minutes later my friend gets a text, “So that’s your husband.”

  100. Why? What’d I do Car?

  101. Yea, I hate every one of you mens on this blog.

    I think we’ve all guessed that at some point.

  102. Token “Like” added for wiser’s esteem

  103. I’ve had life long friends that are girls. Well, one.

    The rest I nailed.

  104. Yea, I hate every one of you mens on this blog.

    Come now. You’re just saying that because you hate every one of us men on this blog.

  105. The funny part is, everyone, and I mean everyone, assumes that we’ve slept together at some point.
    ——————-
    Oh totally. Everyone has asked me at some point if we ever slept together. It’s never crossed my mind and I’m sure it hasn’t crossed hers.

  106. http://www.smithsonianmag.com/video/The-History-of-English-in-10-Minutes.html

    DiT shows up around 5:30.

  107. I’ve had life long friends that are girls. Well, one.

    The rest I nailed.

    So, still one.

  108. we’ve had this discussion

    Yes indeed.

    *writes in diary about how Hotspur is still wrong and he has a very hard head and also he doesn’t listen*

  109. Most of Leon’s MMM friends are girls.

  110. Oh totally. Everyone has asked me at some point if we ever slept together. It’s never crossed my mind and I’m sure it hasn’t crossed hers.

    Lol. My friend’s husband is a cop, so he works odd hours sometimes. My wife usually takes the kids to visit her family for a couple weeks in the summer. A lot of the time my friend and I end up hanging out together. Usually in a group. Grab dinner, a movie, something. Never fails that people get their panties twisted about it.

    People used to question my wife about how she could be ok with it.

    “They’ve known each other for almost 20 years. If they wanted to fuck, I’m pretty sure they would have done it by now.”

    Have I mentioned how much I love my wife?

  111. *nods in agreement with Lauraw.

  112. Hiding in plain site. Good strategy, black cock.

  113. It’s like family. I have male family members (cousins, inlaws) that I just love love love, but would never want to sleep with them. That’s just gross.

  114. We’re winners, Car in.

    I don’t hate you at all, just everyone else.

  115. I’m pretty sure I’m in the Friend Zone of both Lauraw and Car in.

    I’m okay with it, but that’s where I am.

  116. That just means they’ll kill you quickly instead of slowly leon.

  117. This guy is on trial for killing his wife

    Is that Hotspurs POL picture?

  118. Never trust a man in a bowtie.

  119. I thought it was bolo ties you couldn’t trust.

  120. Zip ties hold pretty well if you need to keep someone’s hands behind their back. Keep ’em slightly loose so they don’t chafe though.

    Or so I’ve heard.

  121. The accent tells the story leon. Fake twang and bolo, shoot on sight. Real twang and bolo, good dude.

  122. Go with silk MJ. Very strong, low chafe factor, adds some spice to the abd…evening.

  123. A man in zip ties cannot be trusted, but can be sold.

  124. A lot of Gynecologists wear bow ties.

    Just to avoid a clam dip.

  125. Gross.

  126. Some things are learned by experience. I never knew why the doctor said turn your head and cough while checking for hernias until I forgot to say it during my Internal Medicine rotation and a guy dutifully coughed so hard I could feel it on my lab coat.

  127. Gynecology is gross in general.

  128. Groinocology.

  129. Gynecology is gross in general.

    Where has Dave been?

  130. Always rescue a girl wearing a railroad tie.

  131. Huh. Florida is the opposite of Michigan. There are hardly any more half-marathons until April now (after this month). Florida? It’s half-marathon season, while the summer has none.

  132. Time to train for Turkey Trots in New England Car in.

  133. That reminds me. I really need to thaw last year’s post-Christmas turkey.

  134. We check the contents of our cellar freezer once or twice a year to avoid old meat surprises. It’s pretty easy to just add stuff to the top otherwise.

  135. Comment by leoncaruthers on October 22, 2013 11:29 am
    Yea, I hate every one of you mens on this blog.

    I think we’ve all guessed that at some point.

    ========

    CaRin does give off a girls PE teacher vibe, what with all the relentless exercise. Her not liking men is no big surprise.

  136. I can’t do the turkey trot – we have tickets to the Lions game amid other things.

    CaRin does give off a girls PE teacher vibe, what with all the relentless exercise. Her not liking men is no big surprise.

    Honestly, if I didn’t like men I would be a ton more popular on this-hear blog.

    degenerates, all of you.

  137. But speaking of relentless exercise, I’m thinking perhaps I’ll try to enter one of those Spartan races. They are shorter than the Tough Mudder, but the obstacles are supposedly hard.

  138. Pepe, Car in was a cheerleader in high school.

    She refuses to try on the uniform for us and take selfies. That’s how I know she hates us.

  139. this-here

  140. I thought cheerleader=selfies?

    This is bullshit.

  141. >> DiT shows up around 5:30.

    *POOF*

    *Dave appears in a cloud of smoke that smells like brimstone and rum, which is how he avoids the hangovers. He runs around the room scratching the evil Dave goatee and cropdusting fried possum and beer farts until everybody kicks their dog. With most of the girls retching and dry heaving by now he calls Ca rin, hug laura, picks up the check with Roamy and dances a watusi until he waves his cape and disappears in another POOF of smoke.*

    As the smoke clears you can hear his echo-ey, disembodied voice…

    “see you around 5:30”.

  142. Wtf was that?

    Some weird dude ran in, farted, assaulted the ladies,did some sort of white boy gyrations and then ran out.

  143. Carin is not a PE-teacher type. She’s a cutie with a great pair of pins. I’ll never forget that magical weekend we spent in St. Louis.

    The seventeen huge bags and cases full of clothes and supplies and shit she took with her on a weekend trip…going to breakfast together…the pillowfights.

    *sigh*

  144. The seventeen huge bags and cases full of clothes and supplies and shit she took with her on a weekend trip…

    I thought she had brought her kids with her.

  145. What do you think was in those bags RFH?

  146. Wtf was that?

    Oh, that’s just Dave.

    We met him at a meat-up a few years back.

    Weird guy, but generally harmless.

  147. going to breakfast together…

    yeah.

    that was awesome.

  148. I had one little black bookbag. Fit all my stuff in there. It was springtime so no bulky clothes were necessary.

  149. I can’t believe you slept late and missed it.

    Well, I*tried.* Lord knows I tried.

  150. What do you think was in those bags RFH?

    Given the clanking, either a full set of free weights and a Bowflex, or a really kinky BDSM set-up.

  151. Travel light in life.
    Take only what you need:
    A loving family, good friends, simple pleasures,
    Someone to love, and someone to love you;
    Something to eat, enough to wear,
    And a little more than enough to drink
    For thirst is a dangerous thing.

  152. Well, I*tried.* Lord knows I tried.

    Lord knows…

  153. She’s a cutie with a great pair of pins. I’ll never forget that magical weekend we spent in St. Louis.

    Rule 34.

  154. Some weird dude ran in, farted, assaulted the ladies,did some sort of white boy gyrations and then ran out.

    Might have been Dave, but it might also have been a timeshare salesman.

  155. We met him at a meat-up a few years back.

    We should have known something was wrong when he introduced himself as “Steve Theretard.”

    I mean, that’s a really weird last name, doncha think?

  156. This seems legit.

    http://gotinsurancecolorado.org/index.php?id=6

    Apologies in advance to Hotspur, because I know he’s going to cringe.

  157. I’m not sure what is sadder. This ad itself, or the fact that it isn’t a joke.

    It links to Colorado’s BlackNixonCare website.

  158. Great minds, Hotspur.

    There’s more

  159. Oops, I meant
    I’m reading roamy’s mind, not Hotspur’s

    That would be gross.

  160. There was a football game last night? I was asleep by 8:00.

    So if the giants won that means…….they’re only 3 games out of first place with over half the season to play? They’re a fucking lock to win the division.

  161. I like how he stops to play with his balls for a second.

  162. Great ads, Roamie. Basically they say “engage in high risk behavior, we’ll pick up the tab if you get hurt!”

  163. He’s really cute, too, which makes it even funnier.

  164. Obama’s speech yesterday on O’Care.

    All sham, no wow.

    //via Insty

  165. All sham, no wow.

    Carney is convinced Obama delivered a smart SlapChop.

  166. Obama isn’t very bright.

    There. I said it.

  167. Is anyone putting together all of Mare’s musings.

    They would make a nice coffee table book.

  168. Sure, fine, McDogEater gave his speech, but will it still slice through this tomato?

  169. Actual headline an CNN:

    Beloved teacher killed by ‘nice kid’

    Yeah, it’s always the nice kids that kill teachers. You really have to watch out for the nice ones.

  170. Is anyone putting together all of Mare’s musings.

    They would make a nice coffee table book.

    Yea, except there is no “Mare.”

  171. Greetings, Giants “fans.”

  172. MJ, forget what Leon and BC said about zip ties and silk.

    If you want the lady to think of you as a manly man, go with the leather (real, not fake).

    That’s what Cyn says, anyway…… :P

  173. Hotspur looks younger than I remember…

  174. Can men and women be friends? Yes, but 95+% of the time one person is attracted to the other, usually the guy attracted to the girl.

    There’s nothing wrong with being in the friend zone with a woman, as long as you don’t degrade yourself in the process. There are a lot of women, especially younger women, who will use men that they know are attracted to them for emotional support while dating someone else. And there are plenty of guys who will pretend to be a woman’s “friend” in order to tag along like a lovesick puppy in hopes that she’ll suddenly see the light. Both cases are pathetic.

    If you like a girl that you’re friends with then tell her so. If she says that she’s not interested, then you can smile, say “That’s a damn shame” and move on and maybe save the friendship. If she freaks out or gets upset, then chances are that she’s not the kind of girl you want to get involved with anyways.

  175. I can’t believe you slept late and missed it.

    Well, I*tried.* Lord knows I tried.

    Ha!

  176. Basically they say “engage in high risk behavior, we’ll pick up the tab if you get hurt!”

    Only if they sign up. Premiums really cut into your weed money.

    The mama is an SEIU goon. I figure the rest are paid Dem employees of one type or another.

  177. I didn’t know Hotspur drove a Honda.

    http://is.gd/O4S5ZV

  178. There are a lot of women, especially younger women, who will use men that they know are attracted to them for emotional support while dating someone else. And there are plenty of guys who will pretend to be a woman’s “friend” in order to tag along like a lovesick puppy in hopes that she’ll suddenly see the light. Both cases are pathetic.

    These are known colloquially as “beta orbiters”.

  179. The seventeen huge bags and cases full of clothes and supplies and shit she took with her on a weekend trip…

    Don’t be a h8er because I drove and could bring whatever I wanted.

  180. Premiums really cut into your weed money.

    *looks into hypothetical house-husband amazeballs garden*

    Weed costs money? Pffft, funny.

  181. The mama is an SEIU goon. I figure the rest are paid Dem employees of one type or another.

    Oh for sure.

    It’s funny, because every time they put out something stupid like this, it reinforces the belief that these folks live in a cocoon /hive mind of liberal ideology. NO ONE said a peep regarding how it could come across?

  182. Is anyone putting together all of Mare’s musings.
    They would make a nice coffee table book.

    It will be titled “What That Whore Is Thinking.”

  183. That’s what Cyn says, anyway……

    Leather and lace, all the way bay-bee

  184. Leon, GROWING weed would cut into their video-gaming/partying time.

    Nope, I doubt that the majority of today’s slackers even could be responsible enough to grow a plant.

  185. The “bros” in those ads are sickening. Mom is still taking care of your insurance, loser?

  186. Does anybody here have a whole house standby generator? If so, how big is it? (SYWM!) 8K Watts? 14K? 20K?

  187. I have more-or-less lost interest in video games in the last few months. Just not feeling it anymore, and I’ve channeled all of it into more worthwhile pursuits. Of course, if you could somehow get me a Skyrim or Fallout clone that also taught me Spanish, I’d be ecstatic.

  188. Also, I could fill my crawlspace with plants and lamps and probably maintain my income if I cared to.

  189. Agile, not a whole house, but a 5K. Don’t get anything less than that.

  190. Alright ladies, time to show your support for a worthwhile cause.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2471696/Mamming-new-posing-craze-sweeping-internet.html

  191. NO ONE said a peep regarding how it could come across?

    Brought to you by the same people who brought you the gov’t drone Julia, who was a web designer, btw..

  192. Of course, if you could somehow get me a Skyrim or Fallout clone that also taught me Spanish, I’d be ecstatic.

  193. AD, I think Andy has a big one that automatically kicks in when the power goes out.

  194. AD,
    I have one. It’s a portable, stored in the external garage.
    Only 6,500w “Peak”, 5,000w sustained.
    I wish it was electric-start! It kills my back.
    I can get by with that because: gas stove, fireplace, water-heater, furnace…

  195. Alright ladies, time to show your support for a worthwhile cause.

    Nah, none of the Hostagettes will do that.

    Because it seems, from perusing the article, that only ugly women are mamming.

  196. I have a standby generator. Don’t know how big it is, but it’s pretty big. I can ask later. It doesn’t power EVERYTHING, but enough to keep up going. It goes on automatically when the power goes out and power various lights throughout the house, the fridge, the furnace. Water heaters. Etc.

  197. Nah, none of the Hostagettes will do that.

    although, now that I think about it……

    https://thehostages.wordpress.com/old-tabs/hostage-bewbs/

    Once again, we were years ahead of popular culture

  198. The women who are mamming are the same ladies who go to the nude beaches.

  199. Alright ladies, time to show your support for a worthwhile cause.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2471696/Mamming-new-posing-craze-sweeping-internet.html

    It always funny when the grandmas try to act like today’s crazy kids.

  200. These are known colloquially as “beta orbiters”.
    ——————-
    Some chicks only want these types.

  201. H8 House is getting the atrium and front doors primed and painted today after reframing the entrance.

  202. Once again, we were years ahead of popular culture

    That’s us.

    The H2: Cutting the cutting edges since March 2009

  203. Hi cyn.

  204. The only Beta I like is AD’s cute puppeh.

  205. Hi mj

  206. Hi cyn.

    Hi mj

    **mentally substitutes drinking college student, girl with lollipop**

  207. Password protected?

    What is this shit?

  208. Ha – I did the same thing, Roamy

  209. **mentally substitutes drinking college student, girl with lollipop**

    Which is which?

  210. Apple has released the new OS today. Mavericks. It’s free.

  211. Kill me nao.

  212. **mentally substitutes drinking college student, girl with lollipop**

    Which is which?

    Yes.

  213. Are you in FL yet, Oso?? Hope you have a great time!

  214. Sitting at Gate at DFW. Looks like obnoxious kid is on our flight to FL too. Yay!

  215. Thanks Cyn. I’m sure we will. I H8 people and don’t travel well.

  216. Did you get the TSA Special™ on your departure?

    That’s really a special kind of memory right there.

  217. Nope. I did choose a TSA line that didn’t have old people in it, only to have TSA guy merge an old couple in front of me. Signs up saying “75 and over don’t have to take off jackets and shoes” which had already pissed me off. Then the guy they merge in front of me is 74. So, guess who hadn’t taken off his shoes or jacket? I wanted to hit him with my book.

  218. The only Beta I like is AD’s cute puppeh.

    How you doin’?

    http://tinyurl.com/mewyntb

  219. Lol. I don’t do well in crowds either oso.

    I seem to be some sort of magnet for people who don’t know where they’re going. Grocery store, book store, airport, convenience store, my inlaws’, house doesn’t matter. I’ll get somebody wandering aimlessly directly in front of me. And everytime I attempt to step around, they step right in front of me.

    One day I’m going to lose it and just bulldoze right into them.

  220. How you doin’?

    http://tinyurl.com/mewyntb

    Rawr!

  221. Then the guy they merge in front of me is 74. So, guess who hadn’t taken off his shoes or jacket?

    Stoopid Qtips!

  222. Bcoch, yep.

  223. I had an encounter with a terror kid on a flight.

    He settled down nicely after I threatened to stab him with a fork.

  224. Almost 91,000,000 Americans (16 and older) not in workforce.

    http://tinyurl.com/l8wq7mg

    Opening paragraph: “The number of Americans who are 16 years or older and who have decided not to participate in the nation’s labor force has climbed to a record 90,609,000 in September, according to data released today by the Bureau of Labor Statistics.”

    DECIDED NOT TO PARTICIPATE?!?!?!?!

    *rage strokes and collapses twitching to the floor*

  225. I seem to be some sort of magnet for people who don’t know where they’re going.

    Whenever there’s a line I have to stand in and someone has to pass through the line to get where they’re going, I am apparently the go-to guy to walk in front of. I have no idea how this happened.

  226. Bcock
    CNS is a conservative site
    Sure that was an oversight

  227. I was flying out once from Austin and some crazy woman right in front of me had more fucked up jewelry on her than some Bollywood whore
    She went in and out on the metal detector about six times before I finally said something
    Then she turned and started screaming at me at the top of her voice
    The TSA guy then took her away to some room somewhere

  228. The only Beta I like is AD’s cute puppeh.

    I think my wife has convinced me that it is time to get my next one. She is talking to a breeder about a planned litter for January. I will need to come up with another unique name. Dare I ask this crowd? :-) I’m gonna get a blue male dog this time,

  229. Dare I ask this crowd?

    Ask? No need: We’re excellent for volunteering this kind of stuff. Like it or not.

  230. I’m gonna get a blue male dog this time

    Hmmm….how to shorten “epididymal hypertension”?

    EpiHype?

  231. DECIDED NOT TO PARTICIPATE?!?!?!?!

    If I’m ever not in the labor force, it’s because I was pushed out, or I’m working under the table.

  232. He won’t have them long enough for them to get too blue.

  233. In a country of 300 million people, just how many people between the ages of 16-65 are “eligible” to work in the first place?

    90 million out of work seems like an awful lot of people “choosing” not to work.

    Who needs Death Panels? Liberals are euphemizing this country to death.

  234. Oooh, oooh, oooh! Can we coin a new phrase?

    “Euphemasia” n. – The substituting of palatable words or phrases to lull the general public into a sense of false security.

  235. Blue males are evil.

  236. Comment by scott on October 22, 2013 3:57 pm
    Blue males are evil.

    I always figured Smurfette was the evil one.

  237. 313 million people in the US
    Less 73 million under 18.
    Less 1/2 the people over 65, or 21 million.
    Less 90 million who “choose” not to.
    That leaves 129 million and according to SSA 40% of Americans make less than $20,000. If we remove them it leaves 77 million people working and earning more than $20,000.

    If these numbers are correct 25% of us are paying for all of this free shit.

  238. Fuckit; I’m gonna be a stripper.

  239. Blue males are evil.

    Not even close to the red ones. My friend says “Never those darn devil red dogs.”

    My wife has 2 reds…..

  240. gonna? Wrong tense.

  241. *thwacks AD with a 7″ stiletto*

    Those are my practice shoes.

  242. My red one was a great dog. She came from a backyard breeder in Southern New Hampshire.

  243. Fuckit; I’m gonna be a stripper.

    *Goes to bank and gets $50 in $2 bills*

  244. Kids today call it “bringing food to people.”

  245. scott, I seriously believe that the ACD breed is new enough, with the “recent” infusion of feral dingos, that the temperments aren’t really fixed to the colors, like Labs are suppose to be. I even think that the veneer of domestication on them is thin enough that pet people are taking a chance with ACDs – they are really meant for farmers or “professional” dog people, which is why so many end up in rescue.

  246. Comment by leoncaruthers on October 22, 2013 3:48 pm
    If I’m ever not in the labor force, it’s because I was pushed out, or I’m working under the table.
    ================
    Working under the table is Cyn’s gig, at least in restaurants.

  247. $2 bills?

    With $1s, she has to come by twice as often.

  248. 2s look more like 20s in the dark, AD.

  249. If these numbers are correct 25% of us are paying for all of this free shit.
    ——————–
    Quit whining.

    –BHO

  250. Comment by scott on October 22, 2013 4:31 pm
    Kids today call it “bringing food to people.”

    That’s what they call being a stripper these days? That explains so much about Car in.

  251. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/woman-arrested-for-water-gun-attack-576432

    Don’t miss the first comment.

  252. When I was a kid I was fascinated by insects and wanted to become an entomologist. I still think these things are amazing.

  253. I wanted to be a herpetologist for years. I got pretty good at catching snakes for awhile there.

  254. You know who is also good at catching snakes?

  255. Good money in that.

  256. If these numbers are correct 25% of us are paying for all of this free shit.

    That’s called “paying your fair share.”

  257. She came from a backyard breeder in Southern New Hampshire.

    I’d love to be a backyard breeder but Mrs. Pendejo insists on doing it indoors. In the bedroom. With all the curtains closed. And the lights out. And with a towel handy.

    She quit being adventurous about the same time I bought her a ring.

    TMI?

  258. You know who is also good at catching snakes?

    Saint Patrick?

  259. >> I still think these things are amazing.

    Ever met fire ants?

  260. Dave!
    *tackle*

  261. Stop whining.

  262. I made chocolate chip cookies tonight, for the first time in years. Enjoyed two cookies. My goodness, they were delicious. Now my pulse is pounding in my neck and I feel horrible.

    Longterm low-carbing kind of sucks in this regard. Can’t even have two cookies without feeling it.

  263. you sure that pulse thing is cookies?

  264. Comment by Pupster on October 22, 2013 5:37 pm
    You know who is also good at catching snakes?
    =================
    Trouser snakes?

  265. Oh yeah, it’s sugar hitting me.

  266. This song

    is not what I expected when I saw this album artwork

  267. ok then!

    resumes getting tackled

  268. Afternoon.

  269. Show the class what you made today, Jewstin :P

  270. Today I built five (5) of these:

    http://tinyurl.com/bm49fw2

  271. As a kindness to you, Laura, and strictly for the sake of your health, I’ll take the rest of those chocolate chip cookies off your hands.

  272. Not so fast, xbrad! Scott has no such dietary issues.

  273. They are full of gluten too.

    I’ll eat all of them for the safety of everyone else.

  274. Are you sure about Scott?

    I’ve never had to have my abdomen ripped open leaving a scar that looks like an alien burst out of me.

  275. I have no dietary issues. You can share them with me.

  276. You should see the dessert I’m making tonight. I may go into sugar coma.

  277. What are you making? You know what I want to do one of these days, a trifle. With vanilla egg custard for the pudding part.

  278. It’s a pumkin thing. Pumkin puree with cake mix. Delicious, sugar-filled, gluten-laden cake mix. Baked. Then a layer of sweetened condensed milk, then covered with whipped cream, and laces with caramel sauce.

    Pumpkin is filled with vitamin A, so I’m pretty sure this is health food.

  279. Jeebus. That sounds pretty sugary. Sweetened condensed milk, that stuff is of the devil. So good, and so evil.

  280. High in fiber too.

  281. Yea, I’m sure I’m getting a contact buzz just making it.

  282. Unfortunately I’ve got to chill it to 4 hours. So I guess I’ll be up until midnight waiting to have a piece.

    The sacrifices I’m willing to make for my art.

  283. Oh wow that reminds me, I made the most excellent candies, brittles, and bacon for Christmas presents last year.

    Gonna do that again this year. But MOAR.

    I need to buy some pork bellies, nutmeats, and bulk chocolate.

  284. My daughter has her boyfriend over. They’re in the basement carving pumpkins. He can’t do things often on the weekends, because that’s when his dad gets him, and he likes to spend time with him.

    Kind of sweet, considering the boy is 17.

  285. d’awww. Cute. http://www.ehow.com/how_2001901_mashed-potato-ghosts.html

  286. The kids are in bed.

    thankyouGodthankyouGodthankyouGod

  287. No boy is sweet at 17.

  288. Enjoy it while you can, bcoch. My kids now stay up later than we do.

  289. I’m currently enjoying the absolute quiet. Kids are in bed. Wife is coaching high school cheerleaders. I’m just relaxing (being sick) on the couch with the macbook and an actual book.

  290. Comment by bcochran81 on October 22, 2013 7:20 pm
    The kids are in bed.
    thankyouGodthankyouGodthankyouGod
    =============
    Early to bed, early to rise, so you’ve got that to look forward to.

  291. Comment by lauraw on October 22, 2013 7:18 pm
    d’awww. Cute. http://www.ehow.com/how_2001901_mashed-potato-ghosts.html
    =========
    Looks more like ghost poop to me. Dig in.

  292. Early to bed, early to rise, so you’ve got that to look forward to.

    I’m up and out the door by 630.

  293. Tomorrow I am up and out the door by 2 PM.

  294. *c#nt punts Scott*

  295. I was out the door at 4:30 AM today.

  296. sooooo… the laptop that died on me last week, the one with the patented Dell 8 beep signal of display death.. took it to work to hook it up to an external monitor and check the damage.

    And it booted up just fine. On its own, now working display.

    After I bought a new one last Sunday.

    I blame mare.

  297. Comment by scott on October 22, 2013 6:39 pm
    They are full of gluten too.

    Comment by Car in on October 22, 2013 7:07 pm
    Delicious, sugar-filled, gluten-laden cake mix.

    I hate you all so very much.

  298. that makes me feel better scott

  299. I blame mare.

    And she didn’t even show up –

    Mare.
    Is there ANYTHING she can’t do?

  300. Is there ANYTHING she can’t do?

    Attend a meatup.

  301. I too am out the door at 6:30. Usually in the door by 6:30 too.

    But I do it on central time because eastern time is for homos.

  302. But I do it on central time because eastern time is for homos.

    That’s not what your mother said.

  303. She kept mumbling something about a volume discount.

  304. Solidarity, Teresa. My dinner is chorizo and eggs with some home-made guacamole.

  305. I couldn’t understand what your mom was saying… my dick was in her mouth.

  306. Did anybody cast serious doubt on anybody else’s alibi today?

  307. Can I hire one of you find upstanding Hostages to take out a really obnoxious douche over at AoS? I’m willing to pay whatever you ask.

  308. *fine

    dammit.

  309. MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT! A SAINT, YOU HEAR ME?

  310. Really weird being in the same time zone as the comments.

  311. My daughter has her boyfriend over. They’re in the basement carving pumpkins.

    Is that what the young folk call it nowadays?

  312. http://unwastedtime.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/3rdprizezodiacpumpkin.jpg

    I guess “trick or treat” is a rhetorical question.

  313. Is that what the young folk call it nowadays?

    *checks Urban Dictionary*

    Oh. My. God.

  314. And in completely unrelated news, Rebecca is STILL losing her hair.

    She’s got an appointment with a dermatologist on Monday…..

  315. Comment by daveintexas on October 22, 2013 8:28 pm

    MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT! A SAINT, YOU HEAR ME?

    That’s not what your Dad told me.

  316. Diffusely or in patches?

    Thyroid hormone been checked?

  317. Great big swaths, Jimbro.

    Thyroid’s been checked and she’s been on meds for a couple of months now (Alopecia Areata is much more common in the DS population, as are thyroid issues).

    I was playing around on the Internet a couple of days ago, and ran across the term “Ophiasis”, which led me to this:

    http://is.gd/g6HbQ1

    The back of her scalp looks EXACTLY like those first couple of pictures; she’s got quite the bald patch on the front of her head as well, and one is starting at the “whorl”, too.

    She also had pitted nails a few months back – that combo seems to have a poor prognosis in terms of regrowth.

    We’ll see what the Doc says on Monday, but I’m prepared if the news isn’t what I’d like to hear.

  318. On the plus side, her thyroid numbers are back within normal ranges now :P

  319. I hope the Derm doc has some answers for you. Thyroid hormone influences bone growth and we occasionally see a slipped capital femoral epiphysis in an atypical kid (not obese). TSH levels are ordered and come back abnormal every once in a while. I’ve had two DS kids with a SCFE that were not obese and their TSH levels were high.

  320. Does anyone else feel dumber after reading Jimbro’s comment?

    Prayers and good luck TiFW.

  321. Fucking McLame

  322. Thanks for the heads-up, Jimbro – her TSH was just slightly over the limit (4.2) when we tested it a couple of months ago; last week it was back to 2.1.

    She just hit puberty, so we originally thought maybe this was hormone-related, but I knew that the AA was always a possibility. A couple of other kids in our local DS group have had this (one of the younger girls at her school has it, too).

    She could care less, so that’s good.

    I’m just glad that her thyroid levels are back to normal – I can always buy her wigs….. :P

  323. McAlzheimers is just talking about running again for Senate.

    Which is bad enough.

  324. Fucking McLame

    Time to look at drafting a “Mandatory Congressional Retirement Age” amendment?

    Dude’s gonna be 80 in 2016 –

  325. There was time when McCain did a lot of good, and we were grateful to have him.

    Those times have loooong since gone.

    For the love of God, Go Away John.

  326. McCain sucks balls. Usually donkey balls.

  327. There was time when McCain did a lot of good, and we were grateful to have him.

    You’re gonna have to help me out. I’m only 32.

  328. You’re gonna have to help me out. I’m only 32.

    Oh just you shut up!

  329. Seriously though, I’ve been paying pretty decent attention to politics since the mid 90’s. When was McShitMyPants a valuable commodity for us?

  330. *looks up SCFE*
    *laughs*

    Jimbro, I’m not sure we would ever know if Rebecca had that – she takes great delight in “popping” her hips in and out of the joint (she’s double-jointed).

    She saw an orthopedist for it several years ago – we were somewhat concerned – doctor reassured us that everything was OK at that time (whew!)

  331. He was an excellent representative for Arizona, well liked and well respected. I think it was when he teamed up with Feingold that he started leaving a pretty sour taste in a lot of mouths.

  332. Also, I need to remember to turn my safesearch back on when looking for spanking pictures.

    Whoa.

  333. Also, I need to remember to turn my safesearch back on when looking for spanking pictures.

    ………………………………….

  334. For the love of God, Go Away John.

    Seriously, if you had to spend all day at home with Meggy and the beer heiress, wouldn’t you want to stay in DC?

  335. I need to remember to turn my safesearch back on when looking for spanking pictures.

    Might as well skip the search if you do that.

  336. TiFW, I hope your kid gets better.

    *hugs*

  337. John McCain: The Senator from Budweiser.

  338. Spanking pics? I’ll email the ones of you spanking Roamy.

  339. No, no; you paid for those fair and square, Xbrad.

  340. Also, I need to remember to turn my safesearch back on when looking for spanking pictures.

    Whoa.

    I thought I was doing HHD?

  341. TiFW, I hope your kid gets better.
    *hugs*

    Awww, thanks, Dave! {{{hugs back}}}

    Hey, the way I see it, it could be a WHOLE lot worse.

    At this point, it looks like what we’re dealing with is just “cosmetic” – she’s not sick and she’s not in pain; all things considered, she’s good ♥

  342. WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK FUCK?!?!?! WALTER DIES IN THE END??!?!?! WHAT A CHEAP AND PREDICTABLE OUTCOME!!!!!!!!

  343. Oh.

    Sorry.

    Spoiler alert

  344. Hey, now – XBrad didn’t pay ME for those span……

    Never mind.

  345. Excellent work wiser.

  346. Wiser, he was dead the whole series.

  347. dead man walking, see, lung cancer, et. al.

  348. >>>Excellent work wiser.

    Thanks, bcock!

    Can I call you bcock?

    ‘Cause I bet I’m the first person who has ever used that hilarious joke, amirite?

  349. >>>dead man walking, see, lung cancer, et. al.

    Who?

  350. >>>Wiser, he was dead the whole series.

    Wait… That explains why no one interacted with him besides the weird kid.

    It all makes sense now!

  351. Can I call you bcock?
    ‘Cause I bet I’m the first person who has ever used that hilarious joke, amirite?

    If I said no, would it make any difference?

    Yeah, my freshman year in college I had a guy living in the next room over who was pretty out there. Huge guy. Closing in on 6’6″ and 275ish.

    He shows up to a fall baseball game. I’m pitching. Right before I throw the first pitch, he stands up in the middle of the seats and screams “LETS GO BIG COCK!!!!”

  352. >>>If I said no, would it make any difference

    Not really…

  353. >>I thought I was doing HHD?

    Spanking HHD? Can.Not.Wait.

  354. Cyn, I always try for the HHD where you say, “I’d hit that.”

  355. And you hit home runs almost every time.

  356. “LETS GO BIG COCK!!!!”

    A fan of irony?

  357. A fan of irony?

    *checks to see if still Irish*
    *yep*

    Clearly he must be.

  358. And yet, you’re the one who ended up married to the NFL cheerleader…..

  359. >>>And yet, you’re the one who ended up married to the NFL cheerleader…..

    Excuse me?

    Maybe wiserbride isn’t a cheerleader, but she could have been.

  360. >> I thought I was doing HHD?

    don’t look at me.

  361. And yet, you’re the one who ended up married to the NFL cheerleader…..

    Alcohol is a true miracle drug.

  362. she is pretty cute.

    plus there is an, arrangement.

  363. I thought that was ruffies.

  364. Comment by wiserbud, wuzong of the yuan. on October 22, 2013 10:51 pm

    Maybe wiserbride isn’t a cheerleader, but she could have been.
    ========
    How ’bout a porn star? Could she have excelled in that field?

  365. My office had an Octoberfest party today with free beer! Brats! Sauerkraut! Red Cabbage! And German Potato Salad.

    I hate Sauerkraut but this was rather good.

  366. Let’s go big cock
    Clearly he’s a fan of irony
    Checks to see if still Irish
    Clearly he must be
    NFL cheerleader

    Do try and keep up, dear…….

  367. Or is there something you’d like to share with the rest of us? (wink, wink)

  368. >> I thought that was ruffies.

    An arrangement is an arrangement.

  369. >>>>How ’bout a porn star? Could she have excelled in that field?

    ….and then we got married….

  370. My theory is that the entire series of Breaking Bad takes place in Cameron’s head.

  371. My office had an Octoberfest party today with free beer! Brats! Sauerkraut! Red Cabbage! And German Potato Salad.

    Sure. Make me jealous. I hope you brought enough for everybody…

  372. Pinkman was his childhood sled.

  373. >>>Pinkman was his childhood sled.

    Man, I cried like hell when he shot the dog.

  374. oso?

  375. Don’t put your head on my shoulder
    Sink me in a river of tears
    This could be the best derp yet
    But you must overcome your fears

  376. wakey wakey

  377. Coffee’s ready!!!!!

  378. Morning. Busy day today, praying for SMOD.

  379. *bam*

  380. Cholesterol screening at 10am. Ought to be a hoot.

  381. HHD is here!


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