Big Boob Friday

Hey wankers. I went out last night and spent all night in bed but didn’t get any sleep. Today is going to suck, but not like it did last night. That’s simply not possible. Or was that Wednesday? I dunno. The days run together when you’re either running, biking, swimming, working or balls deep in a roast beef sandwich.

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I wrote this song for Motely Crue sometime in the 80s or 90s. I forgot which decade it was because, well, it was either the 80s or 90s. Vince Neil or Axl Rose or some other mop of talentless hair suggested that I go fuck myself, to which I replied, ‘Girl, don’t go away mad. Girl, just go away.’ And there you have it.

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Today’s model is dumb as a post, and only speaks six languages. Austrian, German, Brazilian, Antarctican, and Derp. She has a MA, in big giant tits, and if you search for her on the internet, you’ll also discover that she has a PhD in different pube patterns. Jergens down, hands together for Debbie Wasserman Shulz!!!!!!

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In honor of luaraw fucking off the entire day when she should have been studying, let’s go ahead and take a pop quiz!!!! Roamy suggested it because she’s just the kind of girl to study when she doesn’t even have to. Damn, rocket scientists. Always fucking up the bell curve.

456 – The Visigoths under king Theodoric II, acting on orders of the Roman emperor Avitus, invade Iberia.

1143 – King Alfonso VII of León recognises Portugal as a Kingdom.

1550 – Foundation of Concepción, city in Chile.

1789 – French Revolution: Women of Paris march to Versailles in the March on Versailles to confront Louis XVI.

1914 – World War I: first aerial combat resulting in an intentional fatality.

1945 – Hollywood Black Friday: A six-month strike by Hollywood set decorators turns into a bloody riot at the gates of Warner Brothers’ studios.

1953 – The first documented recovery meeting of Narcotics Anonymous is held.

1966 – Near Detroit, Michigan, there is a partial core meltdown at the Enrico Fermi demonstration nuclear breeder reactor.

1991 – The first official version of the Linux kernel, version 0.02, is released.

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Ya’ll have a good weekend. I have to do a brick, go to church, and make a few Jackson Pollack originals on some nicely tanned abs. It’s a tough life, yo.

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368 Comments

  1. Damn!!! Is it Friday already? Time flies when your job is sucking the life out of you.

  2. That guy is a total party animal. Were you arrested?
    ——————-
    Nah. We had a black guy with us, so we got away with murder. We told everyone he was Johnny Cochran.

  3. You may need to make a stop at the confessional, emmjay.

  4. We had a black guy with us, so we got away with murder. We told everyone he was Johnny Cochran.

    It’s always good to have at least one token.

  5. Is it just me or is this chick actually hot?

    Totally out of character for this blog.

    And I’m calling bullshit on the DWS nametag.

  6. It’s always good to have at least one token.
    —————-
    Actually, I was the token. One black guy, a spanish guy, and a jew.

  7. Excellent job, MJ.

  8. Did anyone else’s football team endure a horrible call that cost them a game last night?

    Just me?

    I used to pull for tu whenever they played an out of state team just because of Tx pride. But they’ve become such a bunch of pampered underachievers that I can’t even pull for them against a crew like ISU anymore. I didn’t stay up late enough to watch the end of the game, but the last play of the 1st half was a fluke.

    FTR: I played against ISU at Ames in ’80 or ’81. They beat us 17-13 if I remember correctly. They tied OU in Norman the next weekend. We thought we were “somebody” for a little bit. Then we resumed our normal routine of getting drilled by people like Wichita State and Tulsa.

  9. Actually, I was the token. One black guy, a spanish guy, and a jew.

    *desperately tries to come up with racist joke.

    *fails

    I’m getting too old for this shit

  10. We were in a basically 100% white area.

    We happened to be at a bar where there was an amateur comedy show and some emo fuck asked us to keep it down.

    Black dude just stared at him until he went away. It was fucking hilarious.

    Totally unexpected. I thought I was meeting a friend and his soon to be wife. Instead my buddy shows up with some college friends that happened to be in town.

  11. And then what happened?

  12. We were in a basically 100% white area.

    And they let you stay?

  13. There has to be a $20 moment.

  14. PG, what team did you play for? That was a couple years before my time (I came up here in 83), but I might have heard about it.

  15. Florida… white area… were you at The Villages?

  16. There were many, many $20 moments. I haven’t been with people that funny in a loooong time.

    I told the black guy that someone called him Obama and he just about lost his shit. I made it up, of course.

  17. Excellent job, MJ. Lol’d at the intentional fatality. Sorry for fucking up the bell curve. (not really)

  18. She seems very nice.

  19. This one actually has a partial ass with nothing tucked in it.

  20. I went out last night and spent all night in bed but didn’t get any sleep……

    …. my buddy shows up with some college friends that happened to be in town.

    Is there something you want to tell us?

  21. The crazy CT woman killed yesterday thought Obama was stalking her. I’m (theoretically) sane and I feel the same way FFS.

  22. Boy howdy, even the crazies are feeling Obama’s special brand of ‘love’.

  23. Heh, nice traffic spike.

  24. So gunning down defenseless mentally ill black women is an essential government service.

  25. Comment from the article at the Dailymail…

    “She believed obama was stalking her….she must play golf”

    —————

    See, this is what they want to do to all of the ‘teabagging kooks’.

  26. The fact that we even have BBF today suggests that the government does not operate it. How can we let something this important be subject to the perverse winds and unjust currents of heartless capitalism? Democrats and other compassionate people should demand more from the one thing we all do together: masturbate. BBF is a civil right. Why are we the only industrialized nation that refuses to guarantee its citizens free access to quality blouse melons?

    We must be better than this, comrades.

  27. I’m not into blouse melons.

    And will someone come over here and beat my son’s ass. He just bought a new camera and is stalking me like Obama, then showing me the hideous results….from frowning over the phone bill to feeding my pie hole. The fuuuu…

  28. Wait, beasn has pie?

  29. /goes back to not listening very well

  30. Re: George’s twitter linky.

    So the government shutdown is affecting sign-up, is it? Can’t wait ’til the fuckers pull this in a couple of years in the middle of someone’s gubmint funded surgery.

  31. I have pie, Jay. Just not made.

  32. Son’s job was notified of insurance changes since it’s that time of year. It says…you have the option of going on the exchanges but ours is better.

  33. today’s model seems quite the sexy.

    I think I would enjoy greatly doing the fornication to her.

  34. If the shutdown is affecting sign-up, then Obamacare must not be as “essential” as they would have us believe.

    Any news today on how the WWII Vets are doing at the barrycades?

    Apparently the ratfink decided to up the game and put wires around them to keep the Nazi-killers away.

    Silly man.

  35. Idiot lib sent me this today:

    A Staunch Republican Tries Obamacare … And Discovers That It’s Actually Pretty Awesome

    http://www.businessinsider.com/republican-likes-obamacare-2013-10

    my response:

    “Good for Butch. Millions of people around the country are losing their insurance or having their hours cut to part-time, assuming they can find a job at all, or having their insurance costs double or triple, but good ol’ “staunch Republican” Butch Matthews (and we know he’s a “staunch Republican” because by God he tells us he is) got other people to pay for his insurance.

    Socialism FTW!”

  36. Be sure to take note of the source for that article.

  37. Doesn’t the fact that soooooo many people are “suffering” due to the shutdown pretty much prove the point that the government is just too damn big and too damn involved in too many aspects of our lives?

  38. So gunning down defenseless mentally ill black women is an essential government service.

    We need to ban assault cars.

  39. Teresa, I thought the park services said they would not interfere with the Honor Flights.

  40. Doesn’t the fact that soooooo many people are “suffering” due to the shutdown pretty much prove the point that the government is just too damn big and too damn involved in too many aspects of our lives?

    No, it proves the evil republicans don’t want people to have a living wage.

    /idiot lib

  41. GAHHH…the son just ‘rapid-fired’ me walking to the powder room.

    You know what sucks….looking at pictures of yourself and seeing your mother. *cries*

  42. I’m also pretty impressed that, out of the millions of people who live and work in DC, the only ones who’s safety and security the press seemed to oh-so-concerned about in that situation were our oh-so-important Congressmen.

    “REMAIN CALM, CITIZENS! ALL IS WELL! YOUR ELECTED LEADERS ARE SAFE! ALL IS WELL!”

    *whew, amirite?

  43. No, it proves the evil republicans don’t want people to have a living wage.

    /idiot lib

    heh.

    I also followed up my response to idiot lib with “You always seem to confuse Conservative with Republican.”

  44. *tackles Pupster*

    http://www.animals-gallery.com/2013/06/21031/

  45. Fags.

    There. I said it.

  46. Wiser, I saw that earlier. The dude bragged that his home and car are paid for – insurance was the the bulk of what he had to pay.

    Unlike young folks – who have neither homes, nor cars. Nor will they be able to afford them since they are now needed to subsidize the elderlies overly expensive health care.

    That is a bug-a-boo that has been completely lost. NOTHING has been done about the $$ of our overly-expensive health care. 3 times more than other countries – same results.

    HELLO??!!!???

  47. *tackles MJay*

    http://www.animals-gallery.com/2013/06/21031/

  48. Mrs. Caruthers temp job (that she hasn’t worked since July) sent her a letter telling her that her insurance option (in not so many words) had been rendered illegal by ACA, so it would no longer be provided.

    I told her to scan it and put it on facechimp with a “thanks Obama!”

  49. No, it proves the evil republicans don’t want people to have a living wage.

    It’s true, I don’t. I want people to somehow provide enough value to others through voluntary exchange that they manage to live.

    The word and concept of wage are entirely unnecessary to that equation.

  50. Most of the people out last night were in their 20s.

    It’s over. That generation is not prepared to do anything worth while.

    The upside is that I’ll never have to compete with them in the job market and any of your kids or my potential future ones will have almost no competition.

  51. Most of the people out last night were in their 20s.

    It’s over. That generation is not prepared to do anything worth while.

    Any specifics? I’m very curious WTF is going through twentysomething minds and what is their general outlook.

  52. Okay, I’ll say it, Obamacare is a flaming pile of swirling turds.

    Yeah, I went there.

  53. MJ, that is what I’m trying to tell my daughter, who is stressing over taking the GRE.

    Though last year there were 150 applicants and only 15 were accepted into the graduate program. o_O

  54. Ok, off to attempt a ten mile run. We’ll see. I figure if I mention my intention, I’ll be less opt to wuss out.

    Of course, I could just come back and lie about it.

  55. The men have turned into women and the women really want men.

    It’s weird. One of the guys I was out with last night looks damn near like Uncle Fester but the girls loved him because he was a MAN. Not an effete, self centered, douche bag.

    But they all seem to know they’re fucked.

  56. http://ladyliberty1885.com/2013/10/03/obamacare-enrollment-success-take-a-closer-look/

    A classic in the “Obama Administration uses phonies and bs to buffer stupid policies.” library.

  57. I’ll never go for the oldies but I’ll take a less attractive MAN over a pretty effete any day.

  58. I don’t like pretty men or metrosexuals. I like ’em a little rough around the edges with good hygiene.
    Duck dynasty men are cute, though I’d be itching to trim back the beard.

  59. The men have turned into women and the women really want men.

    But they all seem to know they’re fucked.

    And they just accept fucked-being? If so it’s up to the women to unstuff their headgear. Mr. Hipster Douchesack may settle for a life lived with two decades of roommates and a Schwinn for transport , but if he ever wants full relations with Venus, he will have to earn a house and a good income. If women ever stop demanding men be providers we are in deep voodoo.

  60. the girls loved him because he was a MAN. Not an effete, self centered, douche bag.

    But they all seem to know they’re fucked.

    Defeatism. If they know how to accept a man as a man, they can probably get one if they are determined enough.

  61. What George said. Women have a lot of power and seem to have forgotten that.

  62. Women have a lot of power

    *mumbles old joke under breath…

  63. I’m surprised no one has filed a federal suit yet about 1st Amendment infringements of monument closures.

  64. There is something hopelessly pathetic where in a first world country grown men think it’s cool to ride this to work… Or anywhere:

  65. I’m surprised no one has filed a federal suit yet about 1st Amendment infringements of monument closures.

    I think I read somewhere that closing the monument is illegal in and of itself.

    Not that that matters anymore, but it was interesting.

  66. Not that that matters anymore, but it was interesting.

    Which is why it surprises me that those privately run parks are going to submit to the lawlessness they themselves question.

  67. I think I read somewhere that closing the monument is illegal in and of itself.

    If the president does it, it must be legal.

    /cultOfPersonality

  68. “Not that that matters anymore, but it was interesting.”

    So true.

    But isn’t it pathetic that in fact laws really don’t matter any more?

    Administration: Obamacare is the law of the land!!!!!!

    People who pay attention: So are the laws concerning illegal immigrants!!!!

  69. grown men

    see, that’s your problem right there. We have successfully and permanently infantilized an entire generation, with their willing assistance.

    Don’t want to have to be an adult and support yourself? No problemo, dude! You can stay on mommy and daddy’s insurance until far past the time you should have become self-sufficient. Got 100s of thousands of dollars in outstanding student loans that you took out to get a Masters degree in Transgendered Post-Modern Puppteering? No problem, we’ll just “forgive” those loans (read: someone else will pay them for you.) Don’t want to ever get a real job and prefer to stay behind the counter serving Happy Meals the rest of your life? No worries, man! We’ll fight to get you a living wage for doing something that a trained monkee could do and with half the lice and odor!

    In fact, you will be feted as a brave and noble hero for allowing others to support your lazy ass for the rest of your miserable, worthless life!

    Of course, you will be the last of your family’s line, because no woman is going to want to reproduce with a loser, 47 year old fry-cook at the local Dennys who’s greatest ambition is to be first in line for the latest version of Call of Duty.

    Dude.

  70. If you want to really become alarmed, listen to today’s Coffee and Markets podcast. The upcoming confluence and sharing of giant databases between Obastardcare, the IRS and DHS is going to be a gold mine for hackers. Just about all your personal data will be tossed around with the most perfunctory of safeguards.

  71. a Masters degree in Transgendered Post-Modern Puppteering

    Why bring Rosetta’s education into this?

  72. “We’ll fight to get you a living wage for doing something that a trained monkee could do and with half the lice and odor!”

    LOL

    That needs to go into “wiser’s musings.”

  73. Good comment, wiser. (tl;dr)

    In other words: grown up =/= aged past 21

  74. And they just accept fucked-being?
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    The girls do. I didn’t try to fuck any of the guys.

  75. a living wage for doing something that a trained monkee could do

    Hey man, Davy Jones could sing.

  76. We have successfully and permanently infantilized an entire generation, with their willing assistance.
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    Yes, but don’t forget their parents did it. They’re at fault too.

  77. The girls do. I didn’t try to fuck any of the guys.

    Seriously, I was wondering about the male outlook but even the women believe they are just hosed from the start? If so we’re in trouble.

  78. Actually, they are reproducing and living with, but not marrying their baby mamas that are on EBT/SNAP. I can name 7 relationships like that at Sam’s. 3 of the guys are party DJs.

  79. I didn’t try to fuck any of the guys.

    I forgot to add: H8R.

  80. But isn’t it pathetic that in fact laws really don’t matter any more?

    It’s not pathetic – it’s pissing me off. The question before us now is at what point does the Progressive’s disregard for the law push us past the point where we disregard the law (i.e. a shooting war starts). We are close. Very close.

  81. George, I’ve never met this guy but I know, that I know, that I know he’s a level eleven asshole, doucheprick (AND he wears skinny pants:

  82. 3 of the guys are party DJs.

    I guess these days that’s like landing a doctor.

  83. I just like knowing that my tax dollars are feeding their kids while they have the latest most up to date system/

  84. The question before us now is at what point does the Progressive’s disregard for the law push us past the point where we disregard the law

    I don’t see a shooting war; who would anyone shoot? However it could be interesting if some states just start ignoring federal regulations… And when the Feds try to withhold money, the states start “appropriating” federal assets physically located locally.

  85. “I don’t see a shooting war; who would anyone shoot? However it could be interesting if some states just start ignoring federal regulations… And when the Feds try to withhold money, the states start “appropriating” federal assets physically located locally.”

    I agree. I see Texas doing this with regard to voter ID.

  86. Yes, but don’t forget their parents did it. They’re at fault too.

    I did say “we”

  87. If President Corpseman had any balls, he could put barrycades across the interstates and really blame the GOP. The interstate highway system is federal, yes? Why not really ratchet up the pain? He’s stupid enough to pick fights with WWII vets and cancer victims, so this would be right up his corn hole.

  88. Did ya hear? The NPS shutdown Yellowstone. They even poured some imodium in Old Faithful geyser. Did not work.

  89. I just like knowing that my tax dollars are feeding their kids while they have the latest most up to date system/

    ^^ That ^^

    And then they bitch that they can’t pay their rent or doctor visit between weekend drinking binges and newest video game they bought.

  90. …in an exclusive phone interview this morning with Reason, Chad father’s Bill contradicted virtually every major detail of the story the media can’t get enough of. What’s more, some of the details that Chad has released are also at odds with published rate schedules and how Obamacare officials say the enrollment system works.

    I’m so glad we upended one-sixth of the economy just so Chad Henderson could lie about getting Obamacare.

  91. Here’s the perfect example of what I’m talking about from idiot lib today:

    Btw, thought you’d appreciate that while I did get someone else to help me pay for college (yay me!!), I have as of yesterday payed it all back with interest thereby lowering the national debt.

    That was in reply to my comment regarding Butch taking subsidies for his health insurance.

    My reply:

    No you didn’t. You got a loan, which you paid back (congrats, btw the way. Bet it feels great to have that off your back.). A subsidy is not a loan. Or do you think Butch is going to pay back the subsidies he’s receiving?

    Good on him for paying back his student loans at 36 years old. Of course, his degree must be teh fucking awesome, as he continues to teach drums part-time at a music store while playing gigs with his band at night.

    Really? That required a college education?

    Single, no kids, lives with parents.

    At 36.

    And thinks that getting a loan is the same as having someone else pay your bills for you.

  92. Beasn, they aren’t locked into 2 year contracts on their phones anymore. They can update them after 6 mos and keep up with technology.

  93. When one such special butterfly, who got his ‘friend with benefits’ pregnant, told me that they only use foodstamps and that he qualified for $5k earned income tax credit (on a $21k salary), I told him to thank me and that he better spend my money well and not waste it on stupid shit.

    *spit*

  94. My SiL bitches about having all 3 “Kids” still at home. The 27 yr old and the 25 yr old are both working at the university and working on their Masters. 21 yr old is still in school and works part-time at Bed, Bath, and Beyond. None of them pay rent. All have gym memberships.

  95. who would anyone shoot?

    Want a list? 😉

    And when the Feds try to withhold money, the states start “appropriating” federal assets physically located locally.

    And when “the Feds” send armed DHS troops to “reclaim” those assets? Texas National Guard vs DHS may just be the start of the Second American Civil War.

  96. Can Chad Henderson marry Sandra Fluke? That could reduce how many condoms the taxpayers have to pay for her.

  97. And then they bitch that they can’t pay their rent or doctor visit between weekend drinking binges and newest video game they bought.

    Another teacher at the store was whining about how he can’t afford to go for PT he needs while he recovers from his recent surgery.

    He nets about $270 a week. This is his only job. His wife is a teacher, therefore great insurance. They have two kids. His copay for the therapist is $20. Three times a week. He can’t afford that.

    Yeah, I can see that. Must be tough. *shakes head in sympathy

    Oh, he’s already pre-ordered the new XBox One and the new Call of Duty game.

    So there’s that.

  98. Seriously, I was wondering about the male outlook but even the women believe they are just hosed from the start?
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    Guys seem to be interested in guys. And not just the obviously gay ones. Someone has turned off their animal instinct.

  99. One of Dan’s employees recently moved in with his GF. GF manages a Burger King and works part-time at Hooters. Dan goes out to Breastaurants with his employees to watch football. He says it is ridiculous how many phone numbers and sexts that these young guys get. No way any of these guys get married. Why would they?

  100. Single, no kids, lives with parents.
    At 36.

    Maybe when his folks die he can go live with Obama.

    BTW it’s good to know he’s down with corporate welfare. Because that’s what enabled his student loan. A gubmint loan at less-than-market rate guaranteed on the backs of taxpayers. The same thing that lined the pockets of Solyndra and guys like Elon Musk at Tesla. Glad he’s a tool of the 1%.

  101. Good day, Enemies of the State.

  102. None of them pay rent. All have gym memberships.

    What, would you deny them their health?!? All citizens must stay healthy to serve the State. Sick cattle are unproductive cattle. And certainly those jobs at university are productive and indispensable. Bed Bath and Beyond, not so much. Filthy consumerism.

  103. Just checked my leave balance and discovered that I’ve got my 4th quarter floating holiday hours. Already took 8 hrs of PTO this week, but it’s sunny and 70 out, and I could leave at 230 and be machete-ing pond weeds.

  104. Guys seem to be interested in guys. And not just the obviously gay ones. Someone has turned off their animal instinct.

    *shudders*

  105. He says it is ridiculous how many phone numbers and sexts that these young guys get. No way any of these guys get married. Why would they?

    Behold the destructive power of feminism.

  106. So no laughs for my Old faithful/Imodium joke, huh? Not a chuckle? Not even a tee hee?

    No one here appreciates brown humor.

  107. You people are depressing as fuck-all.

    Except for Leon.

    I am only here at work because 4PM conference call. Otherwise I would be elsewhere.

    None of my cow orkers had ever been to a Brazilian Steakhouse before. After we went for lunch together here:

    http://www.rodiziogrill.com/

    …they all love me and yet hate me. Everybody is waddling around the office and groaning.

    Awesome.

  108. No one here appreciates brown humor.

    I didn’t pay close attention in school when they discussed the medical theories of the Renaissance. Sorry.

  109. Most of the time when you hear “shooting war” talk I can’t picture how it could take place. I mean, you’re not likely to shoot your neighbor or the postman. Pointless. I can imagine federal and state armed authorities on opposite sides of gun barrels under some circumstances. More likely is an escalation of situations where state authorities enforcetheir will in contradiction of federal authority, like the rift between state and fed over immigration law in Arizona a few years ago.

  110. Tushar: No one here appreciates brown humor.

    *golf clap*

  111. None of my cow orkers had ever been to a Brazilian Steakhouse before.

    Did the cow orkers marvel at the shaved beef?

  112. /continues whining

  113. I didn’t pay close attention in school when they discussed the medical theories of the Renaissance. Sorry.

    When they reopen Yellowstone, the NPS will restart Old Faithful by applying leeches.

  114. AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    On Thursday, the government’s official Obamacare Facebook page was riddled with people expressing sticker shock over the government’s high cost premiums after struggling for hours to wade through the technical failures vexing Obamacare exchanges all across the country.

    “I am so disappointed,” wrote one woman. “These prices are outrageous and there are huge deductibles. No one can afford this!” The comment received 169 “likes.”

    “There is NO WAY I can afford it,” said one commenter after using the Kaiser Subsidy Calculator. “Heck right now I couldn’t afford an extra 10$ [sic] a month…and oh apparently I make to [sic] much at 8.55/hour to get subsidies.”

  115. I mean, you’re not likely to shoot your neighbor or the postman. Pointless. I can imagine federal and state armed authorities on opposite sides of gun barrels under some circumstances.

    These two points are apposed to each other. The only ‘army’ these socialist / leftists can raise is Occupy WTF.

    The core of law enforcement and armed forces recognize they are brothers in arms. We are no where near civil war levels of us against them because left and right exist in all (most) neighborhoods side by side.

    They will continue to divide and conquer as they can throw fiat, the courts, the media, but they have yet to de-humanize enough of us and arm enough of them to start the bullets flying.

    Also I may be talking out my ass and I’m full of meat.

  116. Jesus. Hotspur is going to stroke out if he reads that last one.

    Sorry Hotbride.

    *does the silent pantomime ‘call me’ thing*

  117. We are no where near civil war levels of us against them because left and right exist in all (most) neighborhoods side by side.

    Yeah, this is the thing that always makes me scratch my head at the shooting war idea.

    And yes, you are full of meat.

  118. I have a scale that tells me I what percentage of meat that I am.

    I’m mostly water, then meat, then bone. It doesn’t have a reading for balls, but if it did I’d fuck that shit up.

  119. A Chicago restaurant is pushing the boundaries of bad taste with its October Burger of the Month.

    “The Ghost” burger features a “Communion wafer garnish,” a white, unleavened disc bearing the imprint of a cross and a crown.

    I’m guessing the Mohammed Burger with a bedouin-shaped bacon garnish was too transgressive.

  120. It doesn’t have a reading for balls,

    So it would work fine on the president.

  121. I’m mostly formaldehyde, then crust, then winding sheet.

  122. I mean, you’re not likely to shoot your neighbor or the postman.

    And just who were the combatants in the first civil war? It was brother against brother in some cases. The Army of the Confederacy did not exist before – it was created to fight that war.

    The core of law enforcement and armed forces recognize they are brothers in arms.

    Yup. And they aren’t on “our” side – those groups will be the basis for the other side’s troops. Liberty loving members of those groups will exit them.

    We are no where near civil war levels of us against them because left and right exist in all (most) neighborhoods side by side.

    Demonstrably false. “Fly over country”. “Libel Elite coastal communities”. Detroit. Chicago. We are already starting self-segregating

    .but they have yet to de-humanize enough of us and arm enough of them to start the bullets flying.

    Racist. Terrorist. Teabagger. National Security Threat. Trouble Maker. Birther. Denialist. War Monger. Greedy Capitalist. etc. etc. etc.

    And just where did those billions of rounds of ammo that DHS purchased go, exactly? And why does NOAA, SSA, NASA and the EPA have armed SWAT teams?

  123. Love the gravatar, MJ. You’re disturbed.

  124. Anyone else watching Pirates/Cards?

  125. Racist. Terrorist. Teabagger. National Security Threat. Trouble Maker. Birther. Denialist. War Monger. Greedy Capitalist. etc. etc. etc.

    Flatterer.

  126. I mean, you’re not likely to shoot your neighbor or the postman.

    And just who were the combatants in the first civil war? It was brother against brother in some cases. The Army of the Confederacy did not exist before – it was created to fight that war.

    I’ll admit I might shoot my neighbor, but it probably won’t be over politics…

  127. I’m making the rest of the afternoon a machete holiday.

  128. I’m making the rest of the afternoon a machete holiday.

    There is part time work available at the new death panels.

  129. Har de har har.

    Sarah Kliff @sarahkliff
    And so the saga continues: Spoke with Chad Henderson again, confirms he hasn’t bought coverage, argues he didn’t lie. http://wapo.st/19ZCCo1
    11:36 AM – 4 Oct 2013

  130. Idiot lib argues like a liberal

    Here’s my shocked face: -_-

    Me: “Somehow, Obamacare is sacrosanct because “It’s the law of the land!” Yeah, well, our immigration laws are “the law of the land” too, but that doesn’t seem to stop people from fighting to change them. Why is this fight by the Republicans any different?”

    Him: “I could try to explain why I think it is different, but your ideology and worldview would not allow you to entertain my ideas or doubt your own. I and the majority of the country voted for this man two times. We voted to have him oversee a reform of the health insurance market. Sorry you don’t like it. ”

    so tiresome.

  131. I am not willing to shoot my neighbor. Dude is ugly. Not photogenic at all.

    Btw, the segregation is not by states. It is urban vs rural. Rural NY is more right wing than Austin, TX.

    Suburbs are mixed

  132. I and the majority of the country voted for this man two times.

    I hope he kept his cake hole shut during the Bush and Reagan presidencies.

  133. my response to his latest stupidity:

    >>>We voted to have him oversee a reform of the health insurance market.

    And we believe that this law is a bad law and is doing, and will continue to do, more harm than good.

    But what am I thinking. It must be perfect. It is “the law of that land!” signed into law by a man who was voted into office twice! Why, it’s so simple!

  134. I am not willing to shoot my neighbor. Dude is ugly. Not photogenic at all.

    Vaseline, lens. Some assembly required.

  135. >>>I hope he kept his cake hole shut during the Bush and Reagan presidencies.

    heh.

    I also responded with

    “I guess that means you fully supported President Bush’s policies, no questions asked.

    Nice to know.”

  136. Bush stole both elections. FL then OH. Totes different yo.

  137. Jesus , he’s an idiot.

    His response: “I expected the democrats to let him have his hands on the wheel and they did. They did not shut down the gov over an ideological objection or impeach him.”

    To which I replied:

    “HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Yeah, they never once brought up articles of impeachment against him.

    oh…. wait….

    http://www.impeachbush.org/site/News2?page=NewsArticle&id=5283

    And they never once referred to him as a war criminal. And they never once voted to defund the Iraq war.

    Oh… wait….

    And all that after he was elected? Twice? How is that possible???”

  138. Love the gravatar, MJ. You’re disturbed.
    —————————–
    Thanks. I was aiming for highly disturbed but it’s all downhill after the B&E fisting pics.

  139. MJ is a girl now?

  140. Stupid gravatar.

  141. Yep.

  142. I thought emmMarejay was older.

  143. I poopd out at 9 nine miles. Too hot.

  144. Gross.

  145. And just who were the combatants in the first civil war? It was brother against brother in some cases.

    Yep, there is enough animosity in my family that I have no doubt my brothers would shoot me in the face. So if they show up at my door, I will have to do one of 3 things –
    1. exit out the back (I always peek before answering the door or not)
    2. call cops
    3. take aim

    And they aren’t on “our” side – those groups will be the basis for the other side’s troops. Liberty loving members of those groups will exit them.

    Yep. I have family members who work amongst police. There are quite a few willing to do what their government bids against ‘trouble makers’. ‘Tea partiers’ being on terror lists gives them ample reason.

  146. His response: “I expected the democrats to let him have his hands on the wheel and they did. They did not shut down the gov over an ideological objection or impeach him.”

    Correct me if I am wrong, they didn’t shut down government because Bush signed every damn spending bill the democrats put forth, no?

  147. Ha HA! I made this exact observation/speculation yesterday and I was right:

    Byron York @ByronYork
    Looks like it takes more workers to keep memorial closed than to open it. RT @gretawire: The gate at WW2 Memorial
    12:28 PM – 4 Oct 2013

  148. Correct me if I am wrong, they didn’t shut down government because Bush signed every damn spending bill the democrats put forth, no?

    Plus, even though they did vote to defund the war, they didn’t succeed, so free hand.

  149. If the country voted for Obama solely on him ‘reforming’ health insurance, then how come he took over the whole damn thing and why did 10 million fewer people vote for him….and fewer people came out for Romney because they saw him as another big government spendy guy, not happy with his Romneycare?

    Not to mention the fraud and voting discrepancies in swing states..where Romney got ‘0’ votes.

  150. Plus, even though they did vote to defund the war, they didn’t succeed, so free hand.

    It was never intended to succeed. Too many politicians with their hands in the military industrial complex profitting mightily.

  151. ya see, beasn, that’s your problem. You’re just an ideologue who is blinded by her dogmatic adherence to her ideology and brainwashed by Ted Cruz and Rush Limbaugh into believing the lies of the extremist right wing terrorists.

  152. It was never intended to succeed.

    First he says that no one ever tried to impeach Bush.

    I show him where Kucinich introduced articles of impeachment.

    He calls that a non sequitur and says that Kucinich is a crazy person, so why should we care what he did?

    See? It’s just that easy to argue like a liberal!

    “It didn’t happen.”

    yes it did. (shows proof)

    “Doesn’t matter, I’m still right!”

  153. That reminds me, I haven’t received my secret marching orders today from Obergruppenführer Cruz on my dental fillings.

  154. Being a Democrat means never having to say you’re sentient.

  155. Being a Democrat means never having to say you’re sentient.

    They really just cannot imagine any situation where they are wrong or why someone would ever disagree with them.

    It simply does not compute to them and any attempt to disagree is met with shock, followed by derision.

    #newtone

  156. Let’s talk about how weak Car in is.

  157. Feeling is easy. Thinking is harder.

    That’s the difference, really.

  158. Because Obama cares about his troops.

    In a stunning development, some military priests are facing arrest if they celebrate mass or practice their faith on military bases during the federal government shutdown.

  159. These are the same people who considered it racist for someone to even consider running against Obama.

    Such depth.

  160. Link for what George said. I want to know where are the lawyers for this blatant violation of the 1st Amendment.

    http://washingtonexaminer.com/175-premium-for-a-young-healthy-student-thanks-obamacare/article/2536798

  161. FUCK, wrong link…hold on.

  162. Let’s talk about how weak Car in is.

    Sure beats the hell out of making another couple of dozen short jokes.

  163. If the people wanted the government to take over their healthcare, then why was there a blowout federal, state, and local, of anyone who supported the damn thing, in 2010? Which scared the fascists so much that they turned various government agencies on the people who don’t want their shit?

  164. Catholic groups have been all over that today, beasn. That is an optic I want to see. Catholic priests being arrested by MPs for serving Mass to Marines. Bring it.

  165. Is this real life?

  166. Pirates won. TB is up on the BooSux.

  167. It’s absolutely real life. And it’s ending one minute at a time.

    Unless we get a reprieve from SMOD, which would be nice.

  168. Crap. Stupid Gomes.

  169. I’d spend my last moments texting Sooperboss about how much I hate him.

    And maybe watch a little tv.

  170. I poopd out at 9 nine miles. Too hot.

    So the over/under is set then.

  171. Yeah, SMOD, take me away!!!!

  172. I bet should could easily run 10 miles before she got old.

  173. I still don’t understand what she pooped out. If it was just poop, then fine, why even comment on it.

    That leads me to believe it was something interesting. Like a lego block or something.

  174. Evidently some of my liberal friends are offended at me calling Obama a buffoon.

  175. Idiot lib denies he’s a liberal. He’s so above such petty labels, don’t you know…..

    My response:

    “Oh right., I keep forgetting. You are the moderate, middle-of-the-road guy who just happens to agree with virtually every single policy of the left. My mistake.”

  176. I find it interesting that Mare and Hotspur chose the same day to revisit our little corner of hell.

    *texts hotbride and mr mare

  177. Buffoon sounds like Baboon…HS is Rayciss!!!

  178. Evidently some of my liberal friends are offended at me calling Obama a buffoon.

    That’s an insult to buffoons everywhere

  179. Barack Obama’s America™ makes me want to eat more sugar.

  180. Buffoon —> baboon ——> racist!!!!!

  181. Anyone got a chocolate chunk cookie for a sad, conservative, Constitution following American?

  182. “Evidently some of my liberal friends”

    That right there is where you screwed up.

  183. How about a Pop Tart?

  184. I just climbed pantry shelves to get old Cracker Jacks. Want some?

  185. ““Evidently some of my liberal friends”
    That right there is where you screwed up.”

    AMEN, Scott.

  186. Yes, thank you so much, Oso!!

  187. I just ate a BIG Kit Kat. It was awesome.

  188. 20 oz bag from Sam’s Club. Why do all the peanuts gravitate to the bottom?

  189. Jewstin, stop playing with your food!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX6iyUQ9x-8

  190. I want a BIG Kit Kat (the candy bar).

  191. Anyone got a chocolate chunk cookie for a sad, conservative, Constitution following American?

    I’ll bring one to the DFW meatup for you, Mare.

  192. xbrad in for the kill.

    *steps over lil poats body

  193. ’tis a shame. Was a nice little poat.

    //hits poat with a shovel just to be sure

  194. Double tap, just to be sure.

  195. Can’t remember the chicks name but she’s pretty hot. Cirika or something like that.

  196. WTF is keith Olbermann telling me that the game is running overtime and we’ll go to the Dodger’s game?

    I thought he blew the ESPN President and the guy found a spot for him late night when no one watches?

  197. My father sent me the following text message:

    “Drove up from Denver to Aspen yesterday with the top down. Today there’s 2 inches of snow and it’s still coming down.”

    My reply: “Welcome to Colorado.”

  198. Also, I have about 150 slides of shit to read and review and make notes on before Monday. FML.

  199. Heh. Loose shit over at the HQ.

  200. Friend in for the weekend.

    Try not to get anything stuck in the blogs butt this weekend. It doesn’t have insurance and healthcare.crap is 404.

    And no blumpkins. That’s just gross.

  201. I got caught in snowstorm on I-70 in June of 1983 or 1984.

    We went from summer to snowstorm in about 3 hours, motorcycles and buses were stranded all over the place.

    The Plymouth Satellite Wagon I was traveling in was one of the last vehicles to crest that pass. My buddy Dave was driving, I was outside walking sideways up the guardrail holding the ass end of the car on road. I walked it over the top.

  202. Vail pass?

  203. Afternoon.

  204. “Loose shit over at the HQ.”

    What does that mean?

  205. And no blumpkins. That’s just gross.

    What goes on between two consenting adults in the bathroom is none of your business, fascist.

  206. Just in case you were wondering:

    http://is.gd/NmNQph

  207. That is a made up thing, right?

    I mean, someone thought of something incredibly gross and said it in a movie or something, right?

  208. Fixt now mare, but he left an italics tag open on the top post, and everything below it was emphasized.

    Oh, and your hair looks, um, really cool.

    http://tinyurl.com/osp6vv7

  209. Today I built three (3) of these:

    http://tinyurl.com/bm49fw2

    (Make it stop)

  210. Whose turn is it to kill MJ?

  211. Yes.

    Bitches. Always late.

  212. Eisenhower pass. That’s the guardrail I used to get us over the last little hump.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLSRVaqG5-o#t=04m18s

  213. Yeah, Sean, I hate my curly perm too…you can go ahead and say it.

    Oh and thanks for explaining that. People have said that before and I never knew what the hell they were talking about.

  214. We went to Sam’s Club to celebrate the shutdown and abuse our military ID in lieu of membership.

    Bought 5# of Biggby coffee.

  215. *pinches cheeks

    Whose my little bumpkin?

  216. I bet Obama’s willie looks like a licorice stick.

  217. I think we’re actually getting to the point where people may believe that mare and I are the same person.

    I love that shit.

  218. Later for reals.

  219. Heh http://youtu.be/LLrH0sTz6pE

  220. I comment over at Treacher’s corner of the DC, and some troll will periodically accuse me of being his sockpuppet because his real name is Sean Medlock. It happened again today:

    http://dailycaller.com/2013/10/04/when-news-breaks-cnbc-is-there/

  221. some troll will periodically accuse me of being his sockpuppet

    Don’t be silly, Sean. Everyone knows you’re really Glenn Greenwald.

  222. hahaha….That’s great, Sean.

    Oh, I mean Sean M.

  223. No, I’m Glenn Greenwald’s boyfriend.

    *writes “Sean Greenwald” in puffy glitter paint on Trapper Keeper*

  224. Leon, I always thought that girl was a real crazy person. No, in fact she’s just funny and uses her big eyed expression to mimic the psycho.

  225. Laina’s hilarious and sweet, Mare. I would date her without fear.

  226. I had only seen her meme/avatar until you linked her.

    She’s seems like a great gal with a good sense of humor.

  227. Does Ted Turner still own the Braves?

    Asking for a friend who needs a new team to root for during the play-offs because her own team choked in the end (also a few pitching injuries) (also, a major hitter leaving because of roid use).

  228. ahhh, I’m already sick of hearing the tomahawk chop and it’s only the 4th inning.

    FOR A FRIEND!!

  229. It appears I may own the comments. Finally my master plan has paid off.

  230. Well, okay, I’m secure enough to expose my psychosis openly.

    *wait, did you guys hear that???????*

  231. http://tinyurl.com/nseh9tx

  232. Oh thank goodness, my husband is done in his office and we are going out.

    Whew, close one.

  233. Only the white and brown wimmen look, noone else!!

    Oh, and have that with a chocolate chip cookie I just made.

  234. Let me hold your boots…

  235. He has no tan lines!

  236. Why does Dan wear a hairnet?

  237. Asparagus with dinner.

    *countdown to funny smelling pee in 5, 4, 3…

  238. And what does he hate MJ?

  239. You mean why does Scott wear a hairnet?

  240. IBDeditorials ‏@IBDeditorials 3m
    Ben Carson’s IRS Audit Can’t Possibly Be Coincidence http://invst.rs/44ylB3 #tcot #tlot

    No coincidence at all. Right after the breakfast where he schooled Obama…..BAMMO, audit.

  241. Huh, husband just said, “sorry mare, I’ve got to get these emails out.”

    Wine time.

  242. Let me hold your boots…

    Read that as let me hold your boobs. (well, it IS BBF.)

  243. Mare, you should probably like this. Not.

    http://tinyurl.com/pbvhunf

  244. Read that as let me hold your boobs. (well, it IS BBF.)

    I’m pleased to offer my support to all the Hostage wimmens.

  245. Yeah, honestly, the Bush’s can go screw themselves. The only thing good about the Bush Presidencies? They aren’t Obama.

    And remember Barbara Bush was a little ambiguous about the abortion issue.

    Screw you, fattie.

  246. Bushs’?

  247. **pokes Mare**

    I’d support you, if you’d SHOW UP AT A DAMN MEETUP!

  248. xbrad, did you go back and get the carpet that fit the breakfast nook?

  249. Bushs and Clintons need to go away.

  250. Chelsea, who sooo looks like W. Hubble each passing day, is out there saying ’14 is the year for Hillary’s grandbabies. Yep, confirmation the grifting b*tch is running.

  251. I did, Mare, but it ended up costing about 50% more than the other carpet. So I got bitched at for that.

    Never mind I was in favor of keeping the old carpet.

  252. Did anybody push anybody else out of the car in front of the emergency room doors today?

  253. I cut this off of my arm today. Don’t need it anymore.. what’s left of the N2O in my eye is BB sized and it’ll be gone by morning. I can see.. it’s a little fuzzy but it’s comin along.

    http://t.co/4lvNmnfUOA

  254. So glad that all went well, Dave. Eyeball stuff scares me.

    Beasn:

    “Chelsea, who sooo looks like W. Hubble each passing day, is out there saying ’14 is the year for Hillary’s grandbabies. Yep, confirmation the grifting b*tch is running.”

    Yep….gotta have the “optics.” Man I hate that term.

    xbrad was the carpet round? They always cost more.

  255. Nah, just a different carpet. A bit more style. XMom will get over it. Or get hit in the head with a shovel. One or the other.

  256. http://tinyurl.com/ov5xpv4

  257. Thanks mare. I admit I got a little rattled/pissed off on this second rodeo. It’s doing ok.

  258. http://tinyurl.com/ozg839a

  259. hahaha…I like that horse.

    Dave, how do two retina’s get partially detached? Was it something that happened at the same time but manifested at different times?
    Do you get hit in the head with a shovel?

  260. Dave, they said after your first bionic eye you had a 25% chance of going for round 2. What do they say about THIS round?

  261. Ah, would someone fix my spelling of retinae?

  262. I cut this off of my arm today. Don’t need it anymore..

  263. HA!

    I just saw this:

    Comment by Sean M. on October 4, 2013 8:49 pm
    Did anybody push anybody else out of the car in front of the emergency room doors today?

  264. I think Sean’s comment is funny because douche that I was I would have done that in college.

  265. You had people ODing in your house back in college? Or was this more of a gunshot situation?

    *either way, rushes mare’s sorority*

  266. ….And then parked and stayed all night waiting for the X-rays…with a flask.

  267. I think it’s cool that Jim Treacher comments here.

  268. …stayed all night….near the patient, then start a fund raising kegger to pay for the hospital bills.

  269. PARTY AT THE RIVER!!!!

  270. Mare, same eye as before, the right one. I got told last year I had a one in four chance of it happening again.

    Not injury related .. the stuff in your eye (vitreous) is like gelatin, and when you hit 50 something it liquifies and shrinks a bit, and sometimes the little microscopic tendrils that connect it to the retina pull at the retina and cause microscopic tears. The fluid gets between the retina and eyeball and it starts to peel off like wallpaper.

    This one was likely a result of the first repair, it happened along a fissure right next to what the froze and lasered last May. That’s why they tell you you have a chance of it happening again, the repair leaves you exposed for another.

    So now my odds drop to one in seven. I know a guy who’s had it done four times.

    The GOOD news is all of this was way far away from the macula, the part of your retina that closes around the optic nerve in the back. A failure there is much harder to fix and much more serious.

    The other good news is I recognized the symptoms and jumped on it. Cause I had about a week.

  271. Ahhhh, drug overdose, no.

    Alcohol poisoning, possibly, broken bones from stupid stunts, quite possibly.

  272. HOLY SMOKES, DAVE.

    The same eye….yikes. But all is well that ends well. But, still, yikes.

  273. And you beat Obamacare

  274. Wait, so mare is actually Jim Treacher? This explains her reluctance to show up at meatups.

  275. If that were happen now they would chop your arm off and grow a nose on your forehead.

  276. Seany, I’m the opposite of a sorority girl. I don’t want to offend anyone here, but, no, I wouldn’t even consider it.

  277. I just gave the pellet stove it’s annual cleaning and cleaned out the flue with one of those brushes on a twenty foot handle.

    I am only bleeding in two places.

    * hacks up ash *

  278. Anybody heard from J’ames today? Apparently tornadoes have been pounding Iowa, Nebraska and South Dakota today.

  279. In the age of fully implemented Obamacare I’d have gone to India to save my eye.

  280. The bad stuff was a couple hundred miles north of Ames.
    I don’t think it even rained where he is.

  281. Next year I’ll get MJ to help http://tinyurl.com/qaufpb3

  282. This is epic.

    http://twitpic.com/dg2ksw

  283. Holy Fuck! Global Warmining, you guys!

    http://www.accuweather.com/en/features/trend/radar_keep_up_with_the_blizzar/18464318

    These folks are getting their ass kicked…

  284. That’s fucking cool, dave. Now, everybody:

    “O-ba-ma has only got one ball
    Harry Reid’s got two balls, but both are very small…”

  285. Ho Lee

  286. Im fine. It rained quite hard here last night, though.

  287. Im fine, but it rained quite hard last night.

  288. Sorry! Stupid phone.

  289. Are you calling Mare a whore?

  290. I think he’s blaming his phone for the weather.

  291. Makes sense.

  292. About as much sense as anything else in this crazy SHUTDOWN world today.

  293. Not so much worried about global warmenening as our house getting blown away. Fucking Santa Ana winds. The Pool of Hate is filthy again with the Pine Needles of Spite.

  294. First frost this morning,
    The squash & pumpkins(we didn’t plant any pumpkins!) are shocked, shocked, I tell you!
    The fricken’ pumpkins are 2′ in diameter. I think Anita is gonna take them down to the kids garden at the church for the kids to take home.

  295. Pine trees suck. Burn them.

  296. I’m waiting for the cold front.

  297. We already removed four large pine trees. Some debris also comes from neighboring cypresses. It only gets this bad during wind storms. Then, I suckle upon the hate like a young lamprey, in a surging storm.

    Or not. I dunno. I’m pretty weird this week.

  298. I am as well Dave, and going to see the battleship Texas tomorrow.
    My neighbor invited me to her party tonigh. I may go and have a drink.

  299. see you in a couple weeks v man

  300. You have Santa Anas today? Not windy at all here in the desert, and not very hot, either. Weird.

  301. blerg

  302. Can I get a steak? Medium rare, but no pink in the middle.

  303. Windy and dry, xbrad. And warmish. Dry enough that we are getting shocks from electrostatic buildup.

  304. GO, it’s just that normally when YOU get Santa Anas, we have them as well.

    And there’s no Santa Ana like a desert Santa Ana.

  305. News says places like Simi Valley got hit hard today with wind.

  306. And your pool of hate.

  307. It’s actually pretty calm here in this part of the San Gabriel Valley, but a customer just said they were getting pretty strong winds over in Chino.

  308. Temps expected in the 30s for tomorrow’s Mass Ascension. Too windy today for Albuquerque Aloft. (Balloon Fiesta update)

  309. Some places had gusts up to 50 mph. Hate House creaks and shudders in the wind. Hate House’s owner creaks and shudders no matter the weather.

  310. Gusty winds woke the wieners. 4AM. Got even less sleep than usual.

  311. I had 2 drinks.
    20 somethings tire me.However the female to male ratio was quite high.
    Alas I am hanging here in spite of said ratio.

  312. Hi Zman!

  313. I see flyover America saying FU to the shutdown and I am terrified that Boehner will save TFGs ass by caving.

  314. He actually looked and sounded pretty pissed in a clip I saw of him earlier today. Boehner, that is.

  315. Have any of you seen my boomerang?

  316. I know he did. I just don’t trust them. Searchlight even apologized for his lack of civility today. Still blocked votes. I guess even D-rats get pissed when you diss childhood cancer.

  317. We’re finally getting some rain. Yay!

  318. I don’t know why everyone is so fixated on how all this us vs them deal is gonna work out. It isn’t. Guess what’s coming when everyone realizes that.

  319. DOOM!!!!

  320. I kinda forgot to keep my sisters in the loop on all the eye stuff. That was a bad on me. and holy shit are they mads

  321. DiT, ya think?

  322. Dave, I know you’re glad to be rid of that gas bubble. I sure was when I went through that.

  323. Have any of you seen my boomerang?

    Just you wait, it’ll turn up.

  324. OK, so Dan went to Twin Peaks with Ricoh for the Vikings/Steelers game last week. Ricoh is halfrican American. The waitress he has been texting, asked if he and his Dad were coming back for Sunday’s games. Bwah ha ha. I haven’t laughed this hard since someone asked if Dan was my Dad. TG for premature silver/white hair. $5

  325. I work a turnaround. 6:45. Dan told me to tell all my ghey friends on FB g’night and come to bed. You guys aren’t ghey. G’night anyway.

  326. ooo that was wrong of me.

  327. Spanish speaking conservatives in TX need to nip this abortion Barbie dealio in the bud. My ignorant Hispanic familia don’t even realize that NM is a late term abortion destination.

  328. I will derp you
    Yes, I will derp you
    I will find a way and I will derp you
    Like a butterfly
    A wild butterfly
    I will collect you and capture you

  329. Finally. I’ve only been waiting for Animotion to Derp for what.. years now?

  330. Watch out. Rock.

  331. Morning.

    http://imgur.com/gallery/hmniEnG

    At least it wasn’t poop.

  332. Morning, children and by children I mean Pups.

    Semi-clothed GMG

  333. I used to like to shout “Ich habe mein hund gefuttert!” angrily when the situation called for an exotic curse.

  334. wakey wakey

  335. Good morning.

  336. It was a mistake to let that sourdough starter rest in the fridge for a day, unfed, before making the dough last night and putting it back in the fridge. That stuff did not rise. Usually it rises well in the fridge, if it is freshly fed. Oh well. Have it out on the counter now. Hopefully it wakes up.

  337. Pic for Leon:

  338. *jiggles the handle

  339. Sorry, I was playing with the dog going over the orders of the day with my security team.

    Only chew on your toys, not everything that fits in your mouth
    Don’t jump on me
    Don’t eat anybody I don’t specifically tell you to eat
    Stop jumping on me
    He lives here, he is not a burglar
    Galrammit now I need a new shirt

  340. That jet is cruising at 400 mph at 8K feet, they can’t hear you barking

  341. They have a new hotass young female blondemonster on fox news morning today. Or at least she’s new to me. Her hair looks like it was carved out of clay.

  342. Poop is not for eating

  343. Pupster, got any more adorable pics of your pupgirl?

  344. Oh man do GS love poop. Good luck with that, buddy.

  345. Good morning all!

    Conference has passed the apex of interest for me and is in the denouement phase. I’ll be leaving at the break. The weather outside is too nice to sit in a conference center getting a numb ass.

  346. *looks up denouement in dictionary*

    Just kidding. I have zero interest in learning what that means.

  347. Lol’d in my bunker pants over George Orwell’s latest poat.

  348. I don’t think I’ve voluntarily watched a news broadcast for 6 years. CNN in airport terminals is about it.

  349. denouement involves lotion.

    I heard.

  350. Comment by Pupster on October 5, 2013 9:10 am
    Poop is not for eating
    =========
    Cool, you got the self-cleaning model.

  351. My HS Engrish teacher pounded us with the word at least once a week Laura. It left a mark.

    The guy talking now is so boring. All I’m hearing is Charlie Brown’s teacher.

  352. That’s detumescence Dave. I’ve heard.

  353. Pupster, got any more adorable pics of your pupgirl?

  354. Cool, you got the self-cleaning model.

    No, she leaves her own poop alone. She eats OPP.

  355. “We’re gonna need a bigger fence”

    /spoken like Quint from Jaws

  356. My old Italian neighbor in Hartford had a GS that made going outside in my own yard absolutely unenjoyable. If his dog was outside, all we could hear was his big mouth barking from the other side of the fence, the whole time that we were trying to enjoy a cookout or whatever. And he ate his own poop.

    Many an evil thought was had, on my side of the fence.

    That was the only GS I ever actively hated.

  357. New poat!

  358. You’d like Nessie. Eventually.

    You wouldn’t like living next door to Nessie.

    We don’t leave her outside unattended, and if we can’t quiet her down we go back in.

    Today we are reenforcing the top rail of the fence all the way around, it was not meant to be a GSD springboard.


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