Big Boob Friday

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday, where we celebrate our second favorite anatomic feature.  First place is dependent upon personal preference.

Your musical selection for the day will open in another window and play after some fucking youtube commercials, here.

Your model for today was born on November 14th, 1990 in Rio Verde, Goias, Brazil.  She is 5′ 10″ tall, weighs in at 128 lbs, and hits the tape at 35-25-41 with double banging 34 D batteries.  Please form an orderly line give a big round of applause to Anielly Campos!

On this day in history, shit happened.

Drink of the week is OMG Corona that somebody else ran and fetched for you.

Now get out there and take care of business.

575 Comments

  1. There must be 57 tits up there.

  2. One for each state.

  3. *whispers to Pups, “Adblock Plus for Chrome”*

  4. Good boy!! *pats pupster on the head*

  5. Great Linkies Pupster – a very fine job.

  6. Brew!

    *double devil forks*

  7. All my home laptops are old and slow. Anytime I try an ad block or flash block or any kind of plug in they bog down like Dave in a tough mudder.

  8. Great job Pups. She is quite fetching.

  9. hi cyn!!

  10. All my home laptops are old and slow.

    No worries, I think you get a new one with free internets when Obamacare kicks in.

    Okay; Gonna try a sleep a bit more *fingers crossed*. M’wah.

  11. Fork You Too, Brew!

  12. Hi Brew, good night Cyn.

    I do NOT have to work today. I turned my alarm clock off.
    I woke up 10 min before the alarm clock would have gone off with that feeling that there is no way I am falling back to sleep.

    I think I am planning to work a nap in later.

  13. This is good
    http://tinyurl.com/nxxe2na
    I particularly like this.
    I am Spartacus because our media are palace eunuchs gazing avidly at the harem of power and stroking their impotent pens in time to the rape of our liberties.

    BAM!

  14. A one handed round of applause for Anielly Campos!

  15. That “I am Spartacus” piece was most excellent.

  16. So no one heard the “Banglar Ramadan” reference?

    *sadface

  17. Excellent, thanks Pups. Didn’t realize how disturbed you are, glad you cleared that up.

  18. >> So no one heard the “Banglar Ramadan” reference?

    I didn’t hear anything.

  19. So wiser, how was your trip to Detroit last night?

  20. Didn’t realize how disturbed you are, glad you cleared that up.

  21. The ‘was born’ link is absolutely hilarious. Nice work doggeh.

  22. >>>So wiser, how was your trip to Detroit last night?

    You seen car in this morning?

    There’s your answer.

  23. She seems nice, real nice.

    I bet she doesn’t dust any bedspreads.

  24. Those things are dust magnets.

  25. A wonderful composition, pupeh.

    Cyn, that hover zoom thingy is tha chit!

  26. *puts glasses on and sips coffee pensively*

    I’d hit it.

  27. What hover zoom thingy? I want one!!

    Two maybe!!

  28. She has nice a very nice body. Except for the 4th picture her face is really pretty too.

  29. it’s an add-on to Chrome and you just hover over a .jpg or other picture file and it shows you what it is without having to click it. It makes BBF a much faster enterprise!

  30. That Hover Zoom (a Chrome extension) is awesome for BBF!
    No clicky – just hover and viewie the linkies.

  31. You people and your fancy computer thingies.

    *connects phone to modem machine

  32. Listening to a podcast about the US war with Spain. It’s disturbing how differently things really could have gone. How we didn’t end up with a State of Cuba is a mystery for the ages.

  33. *connects phone to modem machine

    Luxury.

  34. Well I clicked on every link the old fashioned way, and now I have tendonitis.

  35. I sprained by duodenum.

  36. No traffic for Naugatuck? Hater. *drinks anyway*

  37. You got next week or what, MJ?

  38. Vman, the I am Spartacus link was most excellent.

    Besides writing your Congressmen, working on elections, giving money to tea party candidates and regularly voting what else can we do?

  39. Mare, Cyn and MJ “liked” this poat.

    hahahahah

  40. There is plug ins for Firefox that do the same thing!
    Cyn is a genius!!!!!

  41. Cyn is a genius!!!!!

    Shhhhhhhh! I don’t want my Mesna membership status to get out too much.

  42. Is there one for safari?

    Yeah, yeah, I know.

  43. MJ, that 9 mile run really hurt yesterday. I haven’t upped my milage like I should have this year. Oh well.

  44. “I don’t want my Mesna membership status” O.o

    you’re secret is safe!

  45. Went to “extensions” and didn’t see that app.

  46. THey reviewed that movie she’s in – and gave it a zillion stars.

    Don’t care. There is no way I’m going to see it.

  47. *DRINKS!*

  48. Cyn…THANK YOU!! Works like a charm.

    So Mac updates instead of Safari extensions…D’OH!

  49. MJ, that 9 mile run really hurt yesterday. I haven’t upped my milage like I should have this year. Oh well.
    ——————————
    You’ve been busy being outraged. Outrage is a demanding business.

  50. Firefox has plug ins that do the same thing!

    Cyn is a genius!

  51. GMland the sales lady called her a straight up liar.

    And I saw at weasel zippers that she did the same thing in 2005 when another one of her movie projects was coming out.

    She’s a racist, bitch.

  52. I almost said, “fat, racist bitch” but that would have been mean.

  53. “GMland the sales lady called her a straight up liar.”

    *looks askance*

    I, uhhh…

  54. Huh. I thought that one got eaten.

  55. I see that Safari had the Adblock extension at the top of the offerings. When the Googleboy had the iPad, he tried it and said it didn’t work very well. The iPad is in my custody (for the moment) so I may have to try it again.

  56. Free publicity for a shitty movie. I hear Oprah is somewhat media savvy.

  57. Huh. I thought that one got eaten.

    My comments were delayed the other day too, Scott. WerdPuss may be due for a tetanus shot.

  58. Free publicity for a shitty movie. I hear Oprah is somewhat media savvy.

    Yep. Who cares that you are demeaning a real human being and a capitalist business, and destroying their character and reputation.

    Right Oprah? Kind of the exact thing you were pointing out with your made up bullshit story?

  59. Nobody gets tetanus, it’s probably the gluten.

  60. Thanks Mare
    I forgot to say how disturbing the leg gif was

  61. You’ve been busy being outraged. Outrage is a demanding business.

    Yes, that and bringing people food.

    Mr Car in has been getting his outrage on. He called me on his drive to work and ranted for about 20 mins. It’s really my fault, because I got him a Mark Steyn book for his long drives (to work). I think he listened to it about three times. Then he started playing sections for the boys (they work with him on alternate days).

    Anyway, so today Mr C wants to start up a “Christian Brotherhood.” We’re going on a Crusade or something.

    I’m hip. Who’s with us?

  62. When my BFs dad worked for her he would never say anything about her, which meant she was a total bitch.

    Otherwise you’d say something nice.

  63. I stepped on a nail and got gluten. Go figure.

  64. Did you step on a nail for reals?

  65. It’s amazing what you can pick up from what people DON’T say, isn’t it?

  66. That was Dave. It was probably in his pool.

  67. Actually no, it was a big piece of glass. I thought I got it out, but I had to catch a flight so I went to Diversity and Inclusion training in Atlanta or Charlotte or something with a big ol’ piece of glass stuck in there.

    It sucked, but what was I going to do. I got a tetanus shot, though.

    I have pictures, I think.

  68. I say we nominate Cyn as H2er Of The Year. She’s been poating as often as xbradtc refreshes Desperate Women.com and she has been giving some great tips for the weak minded like me. And of course she’s funny as hell.

    Any seconds?

  69. Anyway, so today Mr C wants to start up a “Christian Brotherhood.” We’re going on a Crusade or something.

    In. And I have a plan.

  70. Yeah, put the leg chick in latex, give her a bottle of Jack Daniels, and she’s XBrad’s dream date.

  71. I like saying “musk-ox.”

  72. In. And I have a plan.

    Awesome. We’re a band of three so far.

  73. So the University of Michigan disinivited Alice Walker from the Center for the Education for Women’s 50th anniversary event, and the liberals are going berserk.

    This is very popcorn worthy.

  74. Comment by George Orwell on August 16, 2013 9:50 am
    I like saying “musk-ox.”
    =========
    You work that into everyday conversations? or just stop and scream it out at random moments?

  75. In. And I have a plan.

    So did the Cylons.

  76. “Anyway, so today Mr C wants to start up a “Christian Brotherhood.” We’re going on a Crusade or something.”

    This is good.

    My husband is doing that too.

  77. I like saying “musk-ox.”

    Well, that’s better than peeing on the furniture and carpets.

  78. start up a “Christian Brotherhood.”

    I like it!

  79. So did the Cylons.

    Cool. I’ll let you know if we can get Grace Park.

  80. On-topic, I just got off the phone with a nun.

  81. Oh, sorry GMland, it was Jay who linked that.

  82. Leon, are you becoming a Catholic?

    Or just re-uping?

  83. No seconds to nominate Cyn????

    You people disgust me!!

  84. Comment by mare on August 16, 2013 9:18 am
    Vman, the I am Spartacus link was most excellent.
    Besides writing your Congressmen, working on elections, giving money to tea party candidates and regularly voting what else can we do?
    ==========
    You could get into a sex scandal with Hillary………..

  85. Leon, are you becoming a Catholic?

    Depends on your perspective. My parents had them baptize me, then stopped going to church not long after. I’ve never been confirmed, reconciled, or taken proper communion. My wife’s family are/were Witnesses, so she’s never even been baptized.

    So, I already am, but I’m not.

  86. No seconds to nominate Cyn????

    I was worried the seconds would be sloppy.

  87. Comment by mare on August 16, 2013 10:08 am
    No seconds to nominate Cyn????
    You people disgust me!!
    ======
    We already voted in the secret e-mail. She won just for the hover-linky.

  88. Million Muslim March on 9-11.

    Splendid idea.

  89. “We already voted in the secret e-mail. She won just for the hover-linky.”

    That makes sense.

  90. Muslim Brotherhood calls for Day of Rage?

    Isn’t that every day for them?

  91. Who broke yahoo mail?

    MARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  92. Mooch While At Princeton: Worried Blacks Becoming Too “Comfortable In White Culture”…

    http://weaselzippers.us/2013/08/16/mooch-while-at-princeton-worried-blacks-becoming-too-comfortable-in-white-culture/

    I didn’t know Martha’s Vineyard was a traditional center for holidays celebrating black culture.

  93. “You could get into a sex scandal with Hillary………..”

    I’m willing to do a lot, but that is just too horrifying. Anthony Weiners wife’s sloppy seconds.

  94. George, what she wrote on the screen shot at WZ is absolute garbage. What does she want? Blacks to always be separate? Other blacks at Princeton didn’t share her stupidity so she’s worried we treated them so equal they’ve become part of “white culture.”

    She is a friggen dumb ass.

  95. Leon, if you are going to go through RCIA, and need a sponsor, I’d be happy to do it for you.

  96. I appreciate the offer, Hotspur. We know a couple our age that attend St. Anthony’s in Belleville, and I’d been planning to ask them. If they are not willing for some reason, I’ll let you know.

    We have an interview with the nun next Wednesday. It’s still possible we’ll be turned down.

  97. I would not mind if Michelle and her wife wanted to be separate from white culture. I think they could separate themselves from us. I mean, the moon might be far enough.

  98. Turned down for what?

  99. I keep imagining scenes from “V for Vendetta” except all of the Guy Fawkes masks are replaced with rubber Obama ones.

  100. Dude, they won’t turn you down, unless you show up naked or something.

  101. Turned down for what?

    She called it an interview. I assume that means there’s a chance we won’t get the job.

  102. I found a fix for yahoo mail if anyone needs it.

  103. Mare:

    http://tinyurl.com/lh4o8jb

  104. It’s still possible we’ll be turned down.

    Then you’ll know how Hotspur feels RIGHT NOW.

  105. I’m sorry, I’m really confused and evidently missed several conversations about this. What “job?”

  106. I’m mostly nervous at what I may be asked to do to get my affairs in order.

    I should probably stop having affairs. That might come up.

  107. Hahahahaha

    I never knew Mare is a blond.

  108. Leon, tell her you’re a big fan of Boondock Saints.

  109. Insty:
    BYRON YORK: Fractured GOP Struggles To Exploit Obama’s Weakness.
    Well, don’t nominate someone in 2016 who doesn’t excite the base. That’s been tried twice, with disastrous results.

    I would love to see Glenn Reynolds discussed this with Michael Medved, a man determined to convince everyone that only the most moderate candidate can generate a Republican victory. Candidates like Romney and McCain.

  110. It’s sad when one’s little friend goes missing. I denounce myself.

  111. Hotspur shut your chardonnay hole.

  112. Why is a nun interviewing Leon and his wife as opposed to the parish priest? Is she running RCIA? Still shouldn’t matter.

    Shit those guys to less and less every day.

    Some don’t even do hospital visits. Lazy assholes.

  113. Hey, are any hostages in Chicago?

  114. Leon, tell her you’re a big fan of Boondock Saints.

    I watch it religiously.

    Mare, the interview is for tailoring RCIA for us, she teaches it, and there aren’t any current students at all, so it might just be me and Mrs. Caruthers.

  115. O Rly???

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-23721918

  116. Gotcha, Leon.

  117. Mare, pupster

    http://cheezburger.com/6999895040

  118. BBC: “The White House has tried hard to work with whoever is in power in Egypt but has ended up with no friends and little influence in Cairo.”

    AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    *deep breath*

    AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    I’m sure Mubarak appreciates just how hard Obama tried to work with him.

  119. And now for something completely different:

    http://tinyurl.com/ljwdalk

  120. But she could also throw us out and tell us to never come back.

  121. I poated at my place, for anyone who is bored.

    I’ve been really slacking for the last few months. but I think the outrage is building again.

  122. Leon, you may want to contact St. Francis in Ann Arbor. I know it’s a bit of a drive for you, but I think going through RCIA in a group will be a much more meaningful experience for you. They typically have about 50 adults every year.

    (Just my two cents after having gone through it several times.)

  123. Nice back porch ya got there, Mare! Your pit looks like it may need some more wood.

  124. As I was sitting in my usual stool at the ghetto bar last night, the guy who usually sits next to me leaned over and asked, “Are you familiar with the term “curmudgeon’?”

  125. Like I’d pay 5 bucks. KNOCK IT OFF XBRAD!!

    http://tinyurl.com/kgkprk8

  126. From a piece I found … somewhere …

    The United States has done a very poor job managing perceptions in Egypt. The administration assumed if it wasn’t critical about Morsi’s behavior domestically, they’d win his cooperation on foreign policy. The problem is that Morsi was only willing to cooperate with us on foreign policy in the short run. The Muslim Brotherhood wants to consolidate power in Egypt and then create a global Islamic state. It’s a key part of their ideology and their rhetoric. They talk about it with me. They can’t be our partners.

    Worse, by not speaking up and criticizing Morsi as he tried to create unchecked power for himself, it created the impression that the United States wanted to replace Mubarak with the Muslim Brotherhood. That’s extremely damaging in a place like Egypt with such tumultuous politics

  127. Whoever did “Burma Shave” as the tag line deserves 10,000 Nobel Peace Prozes

  128. “Your pit looks like it may need some more wood.”

    You’re disgusting.

    Welcome to the H2.

  129. Hi, mare!

    http://cheezburger.com/6359568640

  130. motherFUCKer!

    Fucking computer shut down before the show started today and recorded none of it.

  131. WHICH I like to contrast with the press release for Obama’s Nobel:

    The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided that the Nobel Peace Prize for 2009 is to be awarded to President Barack Obama for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples. The Committee has attached special importance to Obama’s vision of and work for a world without nuclear weapons.

    Obama has as President created a new climate in international politics. Multilateral diplomacy has regained a central position, with emphasis on the role that the United Nations and other international institutions can play. Dialogue and negotiations are preferred as instruments for resolving even the most difficult international conflicts.

    Ba haaaa haaa haaaa

  132. “Are you familiar with the term “curmudgeon’?”

    HAHAHAH

  133. Car in, the link you’re using in your name here goes to an online shop.

  134. The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided that the Nobel Peace Prize for 2009 is to be awarded to President Barack Obama for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples. The Committee has attached special importance to Obama’s vision of and work for a world without nuclear weapons.

    In a sane world that would be sarcasm; sarcasm is so dry it makes the Sahara look like the Amazon basin.

  135. Yea. I know. I fix it then it reverts. Just add “wordpress” to it.

  136. Wiser, what is your on-air moniker? I think I heard you a bit yesterday.

  137. Car in, the link you’re using in your name here goes to an online shop

    But is it SFW shopping?

  138. Wiser, what is your on-air moniker? I think I heard you a bit yesterday.

    Carlos WIser, I think.

  139. Wiser, what is your on-air moniker? I think I heard you a bit yesterday.

    Carlos WIser, I think.

    *checks twitter pic stream*

    Oh my.

  140. I use my real name, which I prefer not to put here.

  141. She is selling GPS units. Could be worse.

  142. Carin, do you remember how long Obama was in office before he received the Peace Prize?

    I lol’d reading the citation.

    And Bill Whittle is just so incredibly good.

  143. Were you the fellow with a rather deep voice who was being congratulated by another announcer for helping out, or something like that? I don’t want to use the name I heard on air.

  144. Purple latex GPS units?

  145. Were you the fellow with a rather deep voice who was being congratulated by another announcer for helping out, or something like that?

    yep, that was me!

    :)

  146. Dick Gozenia

  147. Cool. You have such a baritone voice for a girl.

  148. Oh, yes, I remember, it was 12 FRIGGEN DAYS Obama was in office and he won the Peace Prize.

    Talk about “credibility in tatters.”

  149. Cool. You have such a baritone voice for a girl.

    well, that’s at least more original than “hey, you really have a face for radio…”

  150. I miss Mubarak (sniff)
    At least he kept the fuckers in line

  151. it was 12 FRIGGEN DAYS Obama was in office and he won the Peace Prize.

    To be fair, it is amazing how fast he worked. I mean, it was like overnight and the world press declared suddenly that the United States and its president were fucking awesome. Overnight.

  152. To be fair, it is amazing how fast he worked.

    And just look at how peace is breaking out all over the world, thanks to his tireless efforts….

  153. With his voice, I now picture wiser as the archetypal baritone in a red and white candystriped shirt from a barbershop quartet.

  154. http://stlouis.cbslocal.com/2013/08/15/head-of-n-a-a-c-p-in-missouri-calls-obama-clown-mask-stunt-a-hate-crime/

    ”I think a hate crime occurs when you use a person’s race to depict who they are and to make degrading comments, gestures, et cetera, against them.”

    Hey, dumb black person, if a President is black, and you make a mask of his face the mask will therefore be black.

    It’s parody on parody with these dumb people.

  155. I mean, it was like overnight and the world press declared suddenly that the United States and its president were fucking awesome. Overnight.

    And yet, you racists begrudge him his vacation time.

    And after all that man has done to for you….

  156. Yeah, and in 12 days and all the days since, he’s totes made the world respect and love the United States again.

  157. Hey, dumb black person, if a President is black, and you make a mask of his face the mask will therefore be black.

    Imagine the outrage if someone made an Obama mask that was white…..

  158. As a man of the left, Obama has certainly achieved one of his goals: he has made me detest the nation below Canada.

  159. Mooch is worried that many blacks are getting too comfortable living in a safe prosperous neighborhood rather than some violent shithole in South Chicago

  160. I’m so old, I remember when this was racist.

    http://tinyurl.com/mo7zhtj

  161. ”I think a hate crime occurs when you use a person’s race to depict who they are and to make degrading comments, gestures, et cetera, against them.”

    So now “race” equals “likeness?”

  162. Obama shares that honor with other renowned avatars of whirled peas such as Yassir Arafat.

  163. ”I think a hate crime occurs when you use a person’s race to depict who they are and to make degrading comments, gestures, et cetera, against them.”

    And I think you’re a fucking idiot who defines everything in terms race for your own personal aggrandizement.

    Huh.

  164. Hate crime?
    I usually love the person I beat to death with a aluminum softball bat

  165. I’m so old, I remember when this was racist.
    http://tinyurl.com/mo7zhtj

    I’m waiting for the usual suspects to demand a movie where Batman is black.

  166. I was absolutely certain that “hate crime” laws were ridiculous. It makes no sense and is only going to be used for crap like this.

    Let’s make thoughts and emotions illegal, yeah, that will work.

  167. Hate crime?
    I usually love the person I beat to death with a aluminum softball bat

    Bingo, TJ.

  168. You know that Martin Luther King Jr. sculpture that was hailed and unveiled if you use ago?

    The stone… It was white.

  169. if you use ago?

    Read: A few years ago.

    Fucking voice recognition software. How does it work?

  170. When I read the news I really wonder if someone is putting crazy pills in the water supply.

  171. The stone… It was white.

    Oh. My. God!

    What have we become as a country if we allow that OUTRAGE to stand?!??!

    I say we destroy that statue IMMEDIATELY in the name of harmony and peace.

  172. Newsflash: McCain is dead.

  173. Wiser, what time do you go on air?

  174. Hate Crime is a concept pushed by the Left to silence opposition to their bullshit
    This feeding frenzy about some rodeo clown is a slight variation.
    The Supreme Court is on their side, sadly.

  175. Wonder what would happen if I bought a mask of GWB (and there are plenty of them) painted it black and put a noose on it (and that happened several times) and hung it in my yard.

    The dummies will be torn. “Noose to me = lynching. But it is GB and we “hate” him so it’s okay, but the mask is black so it’s wrong, and it’s hanging in a white person’s yard and we “hate” them so let’s prosecute, but oh, I’m just not sure how to use this for my own political benefit.”

  176. How many blacks were murdered in heavily gun controlled Chicago since this rodeo clown nonsense came on the scene?

    Shut up, that’s how many.

  177. Thinking about it, the countries that are in question (Egypt, Iraq, etc) are a lot like the Old West. In terms of the people’s attitudes towards law and order, that is.

    The “Law” was a lot more harsh back in those days, and that was necessary to control a much more unruly segment of the population, and get them to live within societal norms.

    We are trying to apply modern principles to a non-modern culture.

  178. Hey, everybody! Happy Friday!

  179. Newsflash: McCain is dead.

    Are you serious?

  180. Crap. Its sunny and 75 here today and I have to play in a daggum golf tournament this afternoon. I mark all my balls with a BO on them so I always know which one mine is and because its obama’s initials and I like to pound the shit out of them with my driver.

    //racist golfer

  181. Wiser, what time do you go on air?

    I don’t anymore. I was just filling in this week for the morning news guy.

    I will be back as the producer of the Saturday show on Sept. 14, 12-2 Eastern.

    I get some air time there, but not as much as I got this week.

  182. Why it was on Monday I believe, I think it was on Monday when I said “before the week is out someone will demand the rodeo clown be charged with a hate crime.”

    Yes <—– it was me

  183. Newsflash: McCain is dead.

    Wishful thinking.

  184. Hate crime, GMLand.

    Seriously, considering what’s going on with the clown (I’m embarrassed to write that) it could be scrutinized.

    Funny though.

  185. Hey, I found the Japanese company that makes rodeo clown masks.

  186. Oh well, I barely got to hear Teh Wiser this week. Maybe they will put you on again soon.

  187. I need to read the hate crime statute. Because I thought we were allowed, without violence or destruction of property (OWS excluded) to express our hatred for someone, or something or some idea.

  188. I thought we were allowed, without violence or destruction of property (OWS excluded) to express our hatred for someone, or something or some conservativeidea.

    Fixt

  189. Thanks, George.

  190. Happy Day After, Jay, ma twin.

    Thanks for the b-day wishes everybody, they made me smile. I saw them, but couldn’t reply just then.

  191. It takes a village to raise a rodeo clown.

  192. Lipstick, what’s new? Besides your age?

  193. Lipschitz!

  194. ” Its sunny and 75 here today and I have to play in a daggum golf tournament this afternoon.”

    How horrible.

    *sends prayers*

  195. Are you serious?
    ————————–
    No, but what would be the difference?

    Anyone who uses the phrase, ‘my frendjz’ should be struck in the legs by a meteor full of live spiders that will then crawl all over the body so his last moments will be pure terror.

    Agreed? Good.

  196. Happy Happy Lipstick!

  197. Oh well, I barely got to hear Teh Wiser this week. Maybe they will put you on again soon.

    your fingers to the stations inbox

  198. Anyone who uses the phrase, ‘my frendjz’ should be struck in the legs by a meteor full of live spiders that will then crawl all over the body so his last moments will be pure terror.

    This comment should be enshrined.

  199. *sends prayers*

    *recieves prayers*

    *applies sunblock and pours vodka tonic*

  200. More evidence of the perfidy of clowns.

  201. No, but what would be the difference?

    See, that’s the newsman in me coming out. I always require confirmation before I run with a story.

  202. *applies sunblock and pours vodka tonic*

    You poor bastard!

    *grabs beads and drops to knees*

  203. If Hillary wins it will be another 10 years before it’s ok to really, really hate someone and fantasize about their death–assuming the 2020 or 2024 president is a Republican. Assuming there is still a Republican party. Assuming there is still a government or country.

    Damn, that was a depressing stream of thought.

    *huffs gila monster venom

  204. Assuming there is still a Republican party.

    I’m not sure there is one now.

  205. Life is too short for bad Chinese food.

    Too bad our office is stuck with Happy Crappy Dragon again.

  206. See, that’s the newsman in me coming out. I always require confirmation before I run with a story.

    The H2 isn’t a reliable newz source?

    who’d have thought?

  207. HA! Rush just mentioned the ol’ “how do you make a mask of a black President without the mask being black?”

    Don’t be fooled, I’m crying inside. And I watched the Patriot again yesterday and I actually cried thinking about what the US has become.

  208. If Hillary wins it will be another 10 years before it’s ok to really, really hate someone and fantasize about their death–assuming the 2020 or 2024 president is a Republican. Assuming there is still a Republican party. Assuming there is still a government or country.

    Our country wouldn’t survive that.

  209. Life is too short for bad Chinese food.

    At least your office springs for something now and again.

    *rummages through pencil drawer and finds an old cough drop*

  210. Serious question, if the rodeo clown had been black, would this be an issue?

    I have seen black rodeo clowns. Ellensburg and Fort Worth.

  211. Jenteal/Greene 2016

  212. The fact that a rodeo clown wearing an Obama mask is garnering so much attention proves that there is near fucking zero criticism of dear leader.

  213. I have seen black rodeo clowns.

    What’s wrong with this picture?

  214. What’s wrong with this picture?

    http://i.imgur.com/TjTjooO.jpg

    Was that Billy Carter??

    Otherwise, not a dogdamned thing.

  215. Otherwise, not a dogdamned thing.

    Notice the hand.

  216. Apparently ‘clown’ has a different definition to the left.

    As in seriously serious outrageously serious commentary.

    I thought it meant clown.

  217. Rush just mentioned that the left is acting like radical muslims who flip out over depictions of Mohammed.

    Nut cases.

  218. I’m jonesing for some Cool Ranch Doritos. Somebody hook a brother up.

  219. I confess I have been eyeing that Taco Bell burrito stuffed with Fritos.

  220. On the other hand, there is, evidently, so little actual racism that local NAACPs can spend their time and money on this nonsense.

  221. Notice the hand.

    Yep; I did.

    *gives you double finger-guns and a wink*

  222. I have not had Doritos for years. And I’m kind of sad about it.

  223. clown (n.)
    1560s, clowne, also cloyne, “rustic, boor, peasant,” origin uncertain. Perhaps from Scandinavian dialect (cf. Icelandic klunni “clumsy, boorish fellow;” Swedish kluns “a hard knob; a clumsy fellow,” Danish klunt “log, block”)

    Fucking Scandis.

  224. Exactly, mare. It’s only a matter of time until it flips around and the left is constantly painted as racist…because they are.

    The NE is basically all white, telling brown people that they are too dumb to live without help.

  225. If we can’t criticize, parody, satirize leaders because it’s “racist, sexist, or etc”, then we simply can’t elect them. I’m afraid, sorta, of from what direction this is coming from. Voltaire said “To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.”

    It’s as if this were the plan all along. “They’ve” derived the POWER by disallowing criticism. Am I making sense?

    Certainly you find black leaders who have used this to their advantage (and Obama’s entire career used this as the rungs of his ladder.) BUt the progressive movement, with is use of the women’s movement, black power, gay agenda … etc. Part of the plan, i’m saying.

    But my main point, is that if we cannot criticize black leaders, then we simply cannot have them as leaders. EOL.

  226. BOGO Doritos at Publix. I passed.

  227. Rush just mentioned that the left is acting like radical muslims who flip out over depictions of Mohammed.

    Then they have succeeded.

    This is a distraction. They would rather be talking about this than Obama’s lack of any strategy on Egypt, the NSA, the IRS, F&F, spending, airlifting dogs to Martha’s Vineyard, etc., etc., etc.

    When will we learn to let the idiots rant over their stupid shit and stop letting ourselves be distracted from the serious shit?

    GET OFF THE FUCKING DEFENSE AND STAY ON THE OFFENSE, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!!!!

  228. We’re boned (and not in a good way):

    http://americandigest.org/mt-archives/bad_americans/putin_vs_obama_the_strong.php

  229. To criticize the left and their wannabee tyrant leader is blasphemy. This is fundamentally a religious outrage.

  230. Wiser, I could not agree more. It’s an idiotic distraction. I don’t have a radio show, I don’t have a tv show, but I’d like to see those conservatives who do, still pound Benghazi, Fast and Furious, NSA, National Debt, etc, etc..

  231. I’m jonesing for some Cool Ranch Doritos. Somebody hook a brother up.

    I just had a green drink. Perhaps I could interest you in one of those?

  232. And of course, conservative talk show hosts should host republican primary debates. Conservatives should be shaping the discussion and influencing who we pick as candidates. Anyone who doesn’t think Limbaugh or Levin would moderate with excellent questions and utmost dignity are crazy. Hannity would be okay, but I think he’d be a little bit of a butt kisser.

    Dems/libs/media insiders should have NOTHING to do with our primaries.

  233. GET OFF THE FUCKING DEFENSE AND STAY ON THE OFFENSE, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!!!!
    ————————————–
    Exactly. There can’t be a controversy over a clown, yet there is…

    This is why I don’t like Sean Hairitty and a few of the other reactionaries. They always take the bait.

  234. When Karl Rove appeared with Mike Lee on Hannity, I was so relieved that one of Karl’s prescriptions was holding more hearings and investigations. Yes, that’s the answer. Don’t defund Obamacare, just get a bunch of congressmen blathering in a room and let the media ignore them. Sheer genius, I’m telling you. Genius.

  235. How about a peanut butter/chocolate/yogurt protein shake? That was 350 calories of deliciousness.

    *tummy rumbles

  236. MJ, have you taken your gummy vitamins yet? I have.

  237. Sean Hairitty

    What is that on his head?

  238. How about a peanut butter/chocolate/yogurt protein shake? That was 350 calories of deliciousness.

    http://tinyurl.com/mysudwa

  239. Republicans = The inept leading the incompetent towards the impossible.

  240. I had an 800 calorie shake a few days ago. That was pretty good, but it was like $7. Fudge that. I’ll make them myself.

  241. Mmmmm… fudge…

  242. Mmmmm… fudge…

    hahaha

  243. I have to do Insanity before I go into work.

    ugh.

    Do NOT like it. Usually when I’m done working out I feel good. Not with this program.

    I’m just always glad it’s fricken over.

  244. And that was written with a Homer Simpson voice. There might have been a bit of drool too.

  245. *can’t talk about Dear Leader so I’ll answer Mare*

    Hey, I just got back from a month of visiting the family. That was not nearly as bad as it sounds. Mom turned 80 earlier this year and I realized how much time with her has been lost since I moved west 28 years ago. No way to make up for that, but I will try.

    I am foot-stompingly disappointed to have to miss the Dallas meet up. It is the ONE time of the whole year that I can’t get there. (Pre-paid vacation.) The last one there was the only one I’ve been able to get to and it was so wonderful. *cries

  246. Oh Lawdy Regis, the sweet corn back east is amazing this year…

  247. Lippy can you say where you’re heading to?

  248. Do NOT like it. Usually when I’m done working out I feel good. Not with this program.

    I’m just always glad it’s fricken over.

    My last girlfriend had similar feelings, but not for a workout program.

  249. Mark Steyn should moderate the debates.

  250. I miss sweet corn.

    Stupid desert.

  251. Dang. No Lippy at Dallas? I guess if I want to see Bigfoot, I’ll have to go back to the PNW.

  252. Oh, yes, definitely, Mark Steyn should be included.

  253. Hi Lipstick!

    Glad you had a good trip, hope things are going well for you.

  254. We need to get better about being unapologetic and about mocking our opponants. For example: Christine O’Donnel was a bad candidate, but it didn’t help when she went on TV with an ad and said, “I’m not a witch, I’m you.” You know what would have been better? Distribute out a thousand black pointy hats to her supporters with signs on them reading “O’Donnell 2010”. Mitt Romney should have embraced the fact that he’s wealthy and made it a point that he earned his money through hard work and tough decisions, not by getting sweetheart book deals and “friends only” loans from shady Chigaco businessmen.

  255. This has to be one of the top 10 years for sweet corn since I was a kid!

  256. There should be a commercial being produced right now where a bunch of White House aides panic over the fact that someone is mocking President Obama, and worry that if he finds out, it will upset his delicate sensibilities. “He’s such a fragile creature. So sensitive.” One wide-eyed intern says dreamily.

  257. Happy day after back atcha, Lipstick!

  258. Happy belated birfday, Lippy.

  259. Stephanopoulos: Santorum Raised Contraception Issue Before I Did

    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Journalism/2013/08/16/Stephanopoulos-Santorum-Raised-Contraception-Issue-Before-I-Did

    Seems like this would be easy to verify, so Steffy probably has his ducks in a row. I’m sure that isn’t why it was raised, but it will keep his head above the water.

  260. Lippy can you say where you’re heading to?

    Sure can. Cruise up the New England coast. New York to Montreal, hitting Newport R.I., Boston, Maine, various Canadian stops. Except for New York and Boston, they are all new to me and with any luck the leaves will be pretty.

  261. Can Santorum and Pawlenty and that bass playing goober from Arkansas just go away now?

  262. I thought Dave was from Texas.

  263. “He’s such a fragile creature. So sensitive.”

    Just like that li’l twat I saw in skinny jeans outside Powerhouse the other day. As I said, I’m no bully, but I felt nearly compelled to kick sand in his face.

  264. Dad wanted to go on that trip and asked my sister and I if we would like to go too and the answer was a resounding “hell yes!”

  265. This has to be one of the top 10 years for sweet corn since I was a kid!

    Did anybody else hear that in the old Pepperidge Farms guy’s voice?

  266. Different bass playing goober.

  267. Stopped taking vitamins, mare. I changed my diet.

  268. How so, MJ?

  269. Nice BBF, pupster. Not at all disgusting. Quite fappable, actually. brb.

  270. I thought Dave was from Texas.

    *snortles*

  271. HI RICH!

  272. Quite fappable, actually.

    Your sharp elbow fetish sickens me.

  273. Curious, how many of you think Hillary can actually win in 2016?

    She’s really a horrible candidate, but so was dumb ass Obama and he’s won twice.

  274. Judging by the LIV point of view, I’d say she could win easily. She’s got Hollywood and most of the media on her side.

    Rupert Murdoch of FoxNews fame is a Hillary! supporter.

  275. Her face is like a mud hut. She’s hard to look at, but that can be fixed.

  276. She was the best Secretary of State ever.

  277. Mrs. Pupster told Nessie the wonder dog to ‘sit’.

    I think she misunderstood.

  278. I’ll never forget opening the door and seeing Lipstick for the first time.

    “Damn,” I thought to myself, “she’s not kidding, those really are huge feet.”

  279. Nessie has a beautiful coat. And a kick ass expression.

  280. How so, MJ?
    ——————–
    I’ve been eating a protein shake in the morning. A salad at lunch, followed by fish or some sort of lean protein for dinner.

    Then a few handfuls of M&Ms–that’s where the vitamins are.

  281. I think about Hillary like Carin does, power shouldn’t be handed over to families. Husband was President, wife shouldn’t be.

  282. Then a few handfuls of M&Ms–that’s where the vitamins are.

    Yes, I too have heard that.

  283. Of course there are about 82 other reasons she should NOT be President.

    Hearing her say, “what difference does it make” makes me want to (the NSA is reading this so you just fill in whatever it is you think I want to do to that POS).

  284. Mare its going to be pretty easy to run against Hillary. On the other had we will probably run someone like Jeb Bush.

    In the end, what difference does it make?

  285. Get out of my head.

  286. If we could get a couple of million people to do this it would be great. Also, look who he calls “giant assholes.” hahahaha

  287. Scott, look at that video…LOOK AT IT…..Jeb Bush is one of the “giant assholes.”

    We are simpatico.

  288. She’s old as fuck. Just run Nikki Haley because she’s a twofer and join the insanity that is diversity politics.

    Besides, Indians are going to be a serious voting bloc while hispanics won’t be. Indians or Asians (I guess) are upwardly mobile. Hispanics are for one generation then go backward. Downscale voters tend to vote less often so…Yes, I’m a racist for saying this, but it’s also just plain data.

    And remember, when the left is telling you something about voting trends they are *gasp* lying.

    Plus I like Tushar. He’s cool.

  289. Why is DHS building/buying these homes in the first place?

    http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/aug/16/dhs-spends-600000-buy-100000-homes-report/

    Housing informants?

  290. I’ve been eating a protein shake in the morning. A salad at lunch, followed by fish or some sort of lean protein for dinner.

    Whence cometh your fat, without which the vital T cannot be manufactured?

  291. ReEducation Camp Housing.

    Greeeeeat.

  292. “Whence cometh your fat, without which the vital T cannot be manufactured?”

    Agree, I don’t MJ to turn into one of those skinny jeans wearing, skinny armed guys that can’t get it up.

  293. Uh, not that “can’t get it up” involves me in any way.

  294. Avocado, coconut oil, and cheese.

  295. Gross, you’re like my blog mom.

  296. Oh, good, MJ can still get it up. Not that I care or anything.

  297. hahahah, I know, that was gross. I’m just looking out for my potential blog grandchildren.

  298. I have dicked around (and not in a good way) on the computer all day. I still have to go to the gym, but I think I’ll wait and use that time as “Friday night, get out of the house and socialize” time.

  299. How was your trip with the family?

  300. Nice bewbs today Pupster.

    That cruise sounds great Lipstick. The leaves are changing that time of year near the coast and earlier inland. It’ll be spectacular (for real).

    Time to whine: My call weekend has not yet begun and I already have 2 cases for tomorrow. I think the kids are getting in their last laughs for the summer.

  301. I dunno, I don’t think people will get excited to vote for Hillary. She’s very beatable, but the R’s can’t run a stiff and overcome the media hype and vote fraud.

  302. So, so, fun. We really laughed a lot. My daughter asks, “do all people laugh like we do, on the sidewalk, doubled over, worried we are going to wet our pants.”

    My kids are fun and being with them is really great. My oldest couldn’t join us, she started a new job. Really loves it and the location. She said she’s been averaging a marriage proposal a week. To her, not from her. She’s a looker and a sweetheart.*

    Stupid Sean didn’t believe me

  303. Who do you think are R stiffs, Pups.

    There are so many.

  304. I hope we run Ham Sandwich in 2016.

  305. No beef? Your world sucks.

  306. It’s sad to me that politicians can do so many dirty things, get stuff all cocked up, show gross incompetence and still be considered for high office.

  307. Where do your kids live Mare?

  308. “I hope we run Ham Sandwich in 2016.”

    LOL

    Yes, that would be an improvement.

  309. Ham Sandwich is someone I could really get behind (to sneak up on and devour whole).

  310. In the United States, Scott.

  311. Hillary’s had a face lift. She may have some more work done.

    http://tinyurl.com/mp9ble2

  312. Agree, I don’t MJ to turn into one of those skinny jeans wearing, skinny armed guys that can’t get it up.

    Too late.

  313. My oldest lives kind of by MJ.

  314. If you haven’t read the Mitch Rapp series **SPOILER ALERT**

    I just finished listening to Donatella put a bullet in the hole where some jewish asshole’s ear used to be until she bit it off.

    Ima start picturing Mare as Donatella.

  315. We thought ham sandwich was enough last time.

    It wasn’t

  316. hahahaha…She’s too hot to be me. But in action, yes, there are similarities.

  317. I thought McCain was more like Little Ceasar’s Pizza, gross, hardly anything there, bland and already sitting around for a long time.

  318. If I had Hillary’s record, I would be too embarassed to be seen in public.

  319. Romney was more like a sandwich from a machine, functional, doesn’t cost a lot and unwilling to kick some ass.

  320. At a minimum, we’re going to need some spicy brown mustard next time.

  321. Hillary is like a hamburger from White Castle, people only want her because they’re high.

  322. I see one of you assholes took a picture of me at the gym:

    http://tinyurl.com/nyqoeb5

  323. This reminds me of Cyn:

    http://tinyurl.com/kbueru4

  324. I’ve finally got my list finished:

    http://tinyurl.com/pt6xnot

  325. I lifted 158715 lb this week.

  326. Why not 158716?

  327. Heh.

  328. My oldest lives kind of by MJ.

    My condolences.

  329. I lifted 158715 lb this week.

    Put Moochelle down right now!

  330. I’ve been eating a protein shake in the morning. A salad at lunch, followed by fish or some sort of lean protein for dinner.

    I see why your run hurt.

  331. *pours big cup of coffee*
    *hefts to drink*

    Done.

  332. There you go.

  333. This reminds me of Cyn:

    http://tinyurl.com/kbueru4

    Ha! Nailed it.

    You peeps are hilarity today, and I mean that in a good way.

    *shakes fist at spread sheet and pushes Mare down grabbing her workout cocktail*

  334. And I meant to say thank you earlier for the nod of H2er Of The Year, Mare. I suck that I didn’t, but I do or I am; ‘thank you’. Very sweet of you. Really. Now, knock it the fuck off!! You’re totally going to ruin my rep as an unrepentant devil-may-care hottie minx.

  335. Pupster? Moonlighting?

  336. I suck that I didn’t, but I do or I am; ‘thank you’.

    Cyn has had a mini-stroke.

  337. You’re totally going to ruin my rep as an unrepentant devil-may-care hottie minx.

    no worries. It’s all theater of the mind….

    *waves…ummm… hands…. mysteriously in Cyn’s face

  338. I have to take people food now.

  339. Since I’ve been up since 4am, is it happy hour for me yet, or am I still limited to the chocolate covered tequila?

  340. I have to take people food now.

    “oh, miss? Miss?? OH MISS?!?! MISS!!! HEY YOU! CAN I GET ANOTHER FUCKING GLASS OF SODA OVER HERE ALREADY????!?!?!?!

  341. Hey, Carin; call me with the specials today, wouldja – thx!

  342. *ignores comments from HS & WB and sniffs haughtily*

  343. *rattles coffee cup

    *cough cough

  344. *ignores comments from HS & WB and sniffs haughtily*

    Well, you completely misunderstood my point, obviously….

  345. Since I’ve been up since 4am, is it happy hour for me yet, or am I still limited to the chocolate covered tequila?

    Why limit? Do both!

  346. Car in, how’s the itching?

    Thanks Pups, I’m looking forward to it, but regret having to miss Texas and all youse.

  347. Why limit? Do both!

    I like the way you think!

    Now down on your knees and grab some beads….

  348. Hey, Lipster. Happy B-Day and all that.

  349. Well, you completely misunderstood my point, obviously….

    You actually had one?

  350. Now down on your knees and grab some beads….

    Heyheyhey now… that’s not hands you’re waving!

  351. Is it Mardi Gras already?

  352. You actually had one?

    I hear it’s rather blunt.
    or
    In 1975.
    or
    The one on the top of his head doesn’t count.

  353. I just found out recently that my daughter has a Netflix account. I also learned that we can watch Netflix stuff on our Wii. I am also a huuuuge Arrested Development fan.

    OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGNEWARRESTEDDEVELOPMENTEPISODESOMGOMGOMG!!!!!

    I’ve watched about 4 or 5 so far and they’re… okay. Pretty easy to tell that they situation they had to work with affected the creative process rather negatively.

    But the one thing that jumped out the most at me was how badly Mabie aged. She used to be really cute. Now she’s …really, really not. In fact, it’s actually kinda disturbing to see her in these episodes.

  354. We should have a meetup in Lapeer.

    Reserve a table for 20 and not tell Car in.

  355. Thanks Wiser. I’m excited about your radio work; can’t wait to hear the news reports.

    Are you going to make a demo reel? Guess reel is an out of date word for it, but something to pass to ad agency producers? They recommend voices to use for commercials, etc. Good money there.

  356. Heyheyhey now… that’s not hands you’re waving!

    and those ain’t exactly beads neither….

  357. Every day should be Mardi Gras.

    Paid time off wooo hoooooo!

    *tosses beads at Hostage men and wolf whistles*

  358. We could request she be our server.

  359. Lipstick,
    On your coastal trip, see if you can stop at Cape Ann (the other Mass. cape – yes, we have two.) Gloucester and the surrounding towns are interesting. The Hammond Castle is worth the stop as well.

  360. Reserve a table for 20 and not tell Car in.

    I’m in.

  361. Are you going to make a demo reel?

    It’s called a “media resume” now and yes, first chance i get.

    There’s good money, but unless you get really lucky, there’s not a lot of it and a lot of people to do it.

    I think I’ll kinda just go along at the station for a while longer. I still have a little refining to do. Everyone has been really complimentary, but I think I still need some work.

    But I do notice the mistakes the big guys make now, now that I had to do their job. I never used to hear them and now they jump out at me right away.

    I’ll edit some clips and post them as soon as I recover from this week.

  362. We could request she be our server.

    oh HELLS yeah! I’d even be willing to spend 26 hours in the back of a windowless van for that opportunity.

  363. Unlike the last time you had that opportunity…

  364. That wasn’t completely fair. I just couldn’t leave it alone.

  365. That would be cruel. Funny as hell though.

    I would order onion soup and a salad with no onions.

  366. Cheese on the side. Room temperature.

  367. Chicken Caesar Salad, but with Ranch. On the side.

  368. Cheeseburger. No cheese, fried onions – not raw, mustard and mayo on the side. . . Hey! Make that mayo Miracle Whip instead. Yeah, that’s it. Chop, chop now Hon!

  369. Glenlivet and Coke.

    “Oh, Miss, this tastes funny.”

    (Some asshole actually did that to HotBride one night. How a Scottish woman didn’t tell the cockgobbler you don’t put an expensive whisky in Coke is a testament to what a saint she is.)

  370. We already knew she was a saint.

    You can tell her I said so.

  371. So, the owner comes back to my office around 2 and says, “Happy hour at 4?”

    Then jumps on a conference call and hasn’t come back again.

    *sips drink*

    Is it wrong to start without her?

    *sips drink*

  372. Is it wrong to start without her?

    It would have been wrong NOT to.

  373. Do you have salads? What kind of salads do you have? Can you make a salad with spinach? And maybe some croutons? And a little Parmesan cheese perhaps? maybe some sliced red peppers and some small cherry tomatoes sliced in half? Can you make that? And could you put oil and vinegar on that? You can do that?

    Really?

    Great.

    No, I don’t want that. I just wanted to know if you could make that.

    I’ll have a burger and some fries.

    Thanks.

  374. Unlike the last time you had that opportunity…

    I still don’t quite trust scott…

  375. Is Werdpress having a seizure of some sort?

  376. I still don’t quite trust scott…

    To be in the back with you? Or to save you from laura when she is in the back?

    I could come along to “chaperone”….Let me get my duct tape and latex gloves.

  377. Is Werdpress having a seizure of some sort?

    It’s called “maintenance.”

    And how can you possibly still be typing?

  378. I could come along to “chaperone”….Let me get my duct tape and latex gloves.

    Or what we here in CT call “Tuesday night.”

  379. I think there was an episode of Leave it to Beaver where Wally gets a job at an ice cream place. Eddie Haskell had him recite the 28 flavors 3-4 times before ordering vanilla.

  380. We already knew she was a saint.

    My paranoia tells me there is something hidden in this statement.

  381. Can we talk about the first Episode of Breaking Bad yet?

  382. >>>Can we talk about the first Episode of Breaking Bad yet?

    NO!

  383. *ding*

  384. >>>*ding*

  385. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoBe5DclKzc

  386. Most of Breaking Bad is on Netflix. I’ve watched a few of season one. It’s tricky since my missus doesn’t like me watching it when the kids are around. Same with Walking Dead.

    The sacrifices I make for some poon are remarkable.

  387. Jimbro, Wiser has seen all of it except for the first episode of the final season (just aired), and has begged the rest of us not to spoil it.

    So I’m being nice.

  388. I heard that the dog gets shot at the end.

  389. Since when are we nice here?

    Anyone mixing a single malt scotch with coke needs to be shot like a rabid dog. Or a dog with tetanus.

  390. Wow, 3 lightning strikes within 1/4 of a mile of the house. Big flashes, shaking windows, yikes. No rain though.

  391. Anyone mixing a single malt scotch with coke needs to be shot like a rabid dog. Or a dog with tetanus.

    What about RC Cola?

  392. It’s nice to be nice to the nice.

    —-Major Frank Burns

  393. http://tinyurl.com/l53mx2j

  394. mare
    Who wrote that?
    Alan Alda?

  395. I linked that because Hillary has the same expression as when the DNC higher ups said, “if you don’t divorce Bill and keep your outrage to a minimum, we’ll set you up with a Senate seat in New York. After that who knows”

    To Hillary it was a win/win, Monica has to blow him instead of her, and she gets a Senate seat for keeping her trap shut.

  396. It’s kind of a funny scene (in the only funny M*A*S*H episodes the early ones) where Frank tries to say something boot licky in front of a higher up.

  397. Plus Monica gets to sell her blue dress

  398. Dogs don’t get tetanus.

  399. MASH the TV show sucked
    All that Alan Alda Beta Male shit
    The movie was a hundred times better
    Everyone was a nasty prick in that movie

  400. Robert Duvall played Frank very well

  401. My tetanus comment was mostly tongue in cheek Pepe, in response to Scott’s skepticism about human tetanus. Other than giving flea and tick medicine to my dogs over the years I know jack shit about vet medicine.

  402. Lipstick,
    On your coastal trip, see if you can stop at Cape Ann (the other Mass. cape – yes, we have two.) Gloucester and the surrounding towns are interesting. The Hammond Castle is worth the stop as well.

    AD, unfortunately, it’s on a ship, so we have to go where they go. Newport, Boston, Portland Maine, St. John, Halifax, Sydney, Charlottetown, Quebec City and Montreal. Anybody with recommendations of what to see in those places? I don’t know nuttin.

  403. The weekend is now officially over.

  404. Gritty’s in Portland has good beer. The Portland Art Museum is good. The Old Port has tons of shops and restaurants all close to where the ship docks. You can spend a day easily right there.

  405. Afternoon.

  406. >>>I heard that the dog gets shot at the end.

    You sunuvabitch

  407. Happy Birthday Lipps

  408. Today I built three (3) of these:

    http://tinyurl.com/kggktv4

    and two (2) of these:

    http://tinyurl.com/cludgpq

  409. Thanks Vman!

    Jimbro, I’ve just booked an excursion to Kennebunkport, boat ride with “panoramic views of Walker’s Point and Maine’s rugged rock coast”, lunch at Nonantum Resort, Fort Williams and an old lighthouse. How does that sound? I can cancel.

  410. Okay, I don’t care about nuttin’ no how, I’m opening this, just picked up a cold one:
    http://www.stonebrewing.com/og/

  411. Remember that guy who was Walt’s partner for a while? The guy who shot the kid on the bike, what happened to him.

    This is not a spoiler.

  412. I watched it.

    It’s good.

  413. Jesse Pinkman? He’s out of the meth biz (still, but I expect him to have a major role in this last season, there were clues)

  414. I think Walkers Point is where the Bush compound is. That neighborhood is beyond words.

  415. No, another guy. The guy who shot the kid on the bike. His uncle was the guy who organized the prison hits.

  416. There are tourists that travel to ABQ because of Breaking Bad. They film a lot of it on location in The War Zone aka The International District.

  417. I am going to turn on the Red Sox game just to hear them welcome Aroid.

  418. That sounds excellent Lippy. That’s pretty down there.

  419. Todd is that guy, Scott. Walt taught him to cook and then retired, that was the last we saw of him before the previous season ended.

  420. Thanks. I have forgotten some odds and ends. I guess when you watch 5 seasons in a week it’s hard to remember all of it.

  421. Holycrap, my car said 113ºF picking up the boys from school.
    Fuggin’ desert.

  422. Cyn, it’s a dry heat.

  423. Yeah, ha, you’re right.

    *pokes Oso with a cattle prod until Xbrad’s arm gets tired*

  424. It’s 82 here. If I were wearing a shirt it would be stuck to my nipples.

  425. Aroid got quite the welcome in Boston.

  426. >>>Aroid got quite the welcome in Boston.

    Thought you hated baseball…

  427. I think Cyn needs a tiara. Can’t be Queen of the H2 without a tiara.

  428. How can anyone hate baseball?

  429. I watched 3 outs.

  430. >>>How can anyone hate baseball?

    Inorite?

    God, I’m tired.

  431. Wiser, you can sleep when your dead!

  432. My brother has suddenly become a soccer guy. He texts me Man-u and Real updates. Pretty sure he’s just effin with me.

  433. Tetanus flavored ice cream isn’t a very big seller.

  434. Ooooo! I want to wear a tiara.

    I will wear the crown, be the crown. I am the crown!

  435. How can anyone hate baseball?

    Listening to Tim McCarver pushes me in that direction.

  436. Tim McCarver and his orange hair is finally on the retirement track. Joe Buck sucks!!!

  437. The only tiara I have, is on my Disney Princess ears. I think we should have a real tiara. Bling. Bling.

  438. There are no crowns but the crown of Obama the First (PBUH)!!

  439. oh, that guy. Speaking of guys, who has two thumbs and closed a 600K deal today, signed even *jabs thumbs at my chest* THIS GUY.

  440. Congrats Dave. Buy me a drink.

  441. *puts dave’s deal up on the fridge*

  442. on me booger. we needed this one

  443. Sean, it’s soccer. Car in and apparently my brother are the only people that care. Let’s drive a wedge between 2 normally D-rat voter bases and see what happens. Like the swipe at the Chinese too.

  444. Congrats, Dave. Hope it works out for you.

  445. I raise my PBR can to you Dave. Take a turn with Cyn’s tiara, you’ve earned it.

  446. H2 tiara should be a thing. Not as cool as The Muddler.

  447. The morning after at Scott and Laura’s

  448. I always work best when I feel pretty Jimbro

  449. Once little Leon/Leona comes along, we should pitch in for one of these:

    http://tinyurl.com/n2lvyus

  450. Borrow Cyn’s tiara but not Carin’s skort.

  451. Comment by daveintexas on August 16, 2013 8:10 pm
    I always work best when I feel pretty Jimbro
    ====
    That would explain the pedicure.

  452. I’m going to kill one sister for fucking up the property sale, and the other for breathing.

  453. Grats, Dave.

  454. Sorry, XB. Sounds rough.

  455. Sharing of the tiara?

    *furrows eyebrows and frowns*

  456. Nothing I can’t fix, but just another annoyance in a day full of them. No one in my family seems capable of handling something simple without adding extraneous tasks and side trips and distractions, to the point where the original objective is always forgotten.

  457. Pedicures on the credit card bill are easier to explain than anal bleachings

  458. Anal bleachings are pretty easy to explain. I got tired of being called a dirty asshole.

  459. XB, you’re the youngest and the son right? (Sits with pencil and pad…waiting)

  460. Thank you, thank you. I’m not really pure sales, I’m technical sales (and operations cause we is a small company). I’m there to make sure the sales guy stays honest and to lend some credibility to back him up, that we can do the things he says we can do.

    But this one was all mine.

  461. “Your pit looks like it may need some more wood.”

    You’re disgusting.

    Welcome to the H2.

    “Mom, what are you laughing at?”

    “I can’t tell you.”

    “Hostages, right?”

    “Right.”

  462. Yes, Oso, I’m the baby, and the only son.

  463. Good on you Dave, you should wear this – you earned this.

    *hands over tiara with a brave face but a quivery lower lip*

  464. You know, Xbrad, if your sisters disappeared, seems like there might be a little less headache.

  465. Cyn?

    http://tinyurl.com/nmolprq

  466. awwwwwwww…

    *dons it for a second and performs a curtsey, places it back on your head with a smile and a wink*

  467. I see…(Scribbles on my pad) Have you ever seen the movie Sophie’s Choice or read the book?

  468. Less sharing of the inheritance as well, Cyn.

    Was that an offer for services?

  469. *sniffs* Thanks Dave *sniffs*

  470. Was that an offer for services?

    Absolutely and unequivocally no, absolutely not. A joke. Just a joke. Ha. Ha. Ha. See, I’m laughing. j/k!

    But um *does that hand gesture like a phone* since those people-ay, the NSA-ay, are monitoring the internet-ay.

  471. Quid pro quo Cyn! (Throws Mama From the Train)

  472. For kicks Mrs. Orwell and I went to the local dollar store.

    The men’s fragrances are awesome.

    I might share with wiserbud. The green one.

  473. It’s yours honey. You earned it.

  474. Did anybody get frustrated with anybody else’s inability to take a hint today?

  475. Did anybody get frustrated with anybody else’s inability to take a hint today?

    NO.

  476. HAHAHAHA! Um, +3 is a little bigger than I intended. BRB.

  477. Did anybody get frustrated with anybody else’s inability to take a hint today?

    Just what are you trying to tell me?

  478. Good job Dave. How long can you keep the lights on with a job that big?

  479. Sean, are you trying to start something?

  480. Tell me please where has my head been: coming up on 1 year later this month since the Axeman was diagnosed with teh type 1 diabeetus and we use a calculator CONSTANTLY.

    I have finally decided to get smart and make a table. Finally.

  481. My spidey sense detects Sean’s unspoken distress.

  482. Cyn, woman in the club today had her diabetic service dog. 2nd one I’ve met. They bark when blood glucose is low.

  483. There are apps for that.

  484. They bark when blood glucose is low.

    SRSLY? They can smell low blood sugar?

    Doggies, they is amazing.

  485. They can tell if you have cancer.

  486. I hope dogs never figure out how to type and use credit cards, because then households across the nation will be flooded with Petsmart deliveries of rawhide chews, sow’s ears and fluffy blankets.

  487. Or food

  488. Man oh man, but this barley wine goes down way too easily.

  489. One of our Club Members has a dog for glucose and a dog for seizures. I saw a page on FB about teaching your dog how to use your iPad. Idiot proof.

  490. My Dad’s dog and his cat spent his final hours with him. It was weird.

  491. I’ve heard about those low blood sugar dogs before and it’s crossed my mind to check out where we might have some in our area. Then again, it’s crossed my mind to whack the Axeman upside the head to test more frequently than he does. Twelve year old boys – gah!

  492. A very large crazy man came into my store while Ruby was sound asleep.

    Just when I came to the conclusion that bad things were about to happen she woke up growling and went after him.

    In her 12 years he was the only person, not riding a skateboard, that she attacked.

    My fear woke her up.

  493. *hears the beeper from the kitchen*
    Pizza time and another episode of “Fringe” on Amazon Prime.

    Later peeps and peepers.

  494. Good Ruby Girl.

  495. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID

  496. I feel like the dog whisperer. I really know what my four-legged freaks are trying to say. Good Ruby. Good girl!

  497. Yeah 12 yr olds not wanting to test…yeah…

  498. There was a nursing home cat that made the news recently.

    You don’t want that cat sleeping in your room.

  499. I think Ruby was my favorite dog.

    I brought her to work every day so we were rarely apart.

  500. Scott, my Dad was in the hospital at the time of the nursing home cat story. He asked me if I saw a cat walking the halls of the hospital. LOL. His cat and his dog kept me company during the death watch.

  501. Roofing nails are different now.

    They are weaponized.

    IMG_0949 (1024x768)

  502. Ruby sounds like a great dog. Rainbow Bridge.

  503. Mare! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh2mkIdYTtk

  504. Wiser is so cute! I got maybe 3 hrs of sleep yesterday.

  505. Oso is your schedule normal?

  506. Nah. It is all over the place. Retail normal.

  507. >>>Wiser is so cute!

    Nominee for Comment Hall of Fame.

  508. Anything between 5 AM and 11 PM is fair game for me.
    I think I need to bribe somebody.

  509. >>Wiser is so cute! I got maybe 3 hrs of sleep yesterday.

    He’s much cuter on lack of sleep, yes.

  510. and drunk

  511. I have open avail but most of my shifts are 1-9 or 5-9.

  512. >>>He’s much cuter on lack of sleep, yes.

    *does the “hug/push to the side” thing, before rolling back to my side of the bed

  513. “and drunk” I resemble that remark. Small world yada yada. One of the guys at my Vegas Reunion knows Count. Has known him since he was a kid.

  514. >>>and drunk

  515. 5 AM does not agree with me.

  516. >>>5 AM does not agree with me

    Traffic should be light….

  517. Sohos would probably still be here if it weren’t for Mare.

  518. 5am sucks, but working doesn’t.

  519. Is the drama over Vmax?

  520. >> *does the “hug/push to the side” thing, before rolling back to my side of the bed

    Our “story” was “sleeper sofa”, bitch.

  521. Sohos is all happy and married and stuff.

  522. Oso,
    I saw sriracha flavored potato chips and thought of you. Have you tried any? I also bought some hatch chilies today.

  523. Comment by scott on August 16, 2013 9:18 pm
    They can tell if you have cancer.
    ========
    How ’bout tetanus?

  524. This is kinda cool:

    http://twistedsifter.com/2013/08/historic-black-white-photos-colorized/

    The one of Nashville from the Civil War is amazing.

  525. The Sriracha chips were crap. Hatch green chilies are the best. Eat them on sammiches, pizza, and burgers.

  526. I saw sriracha flavored potato chips and thought of you. Have you tried any?

    Not oso here, but if you’re talking about the Lays, I found them disappointing.

  527. Sean, there is a guy on FB that I met through XB that colorizes historical photos as his thing. Sent him your link. THX

  528. Unfortunately no Scott
    I expect sandbags on Monday. Fortunately my boss doesn’t think any of the “Big Deals” are Big Deals. Apparently the “OMG I CAN’T POSSIBLY WORK ON THIS!!!!!!1111eeek! Is quite often fixed with “Ok move this 2′ east” Problem solved

  529. The Lays Chicken And Waffles chips are OMG NOOOOO! too.

  530. Ok then I will not try them. Thanks for not letting me waste my money.

  531. Better off buying regular wavy Lays, adding a little Sriracha to your regular dip.

  532. Yo Peasants, whatup?

    As per usual, I prolly won’t hang around long enough to converse and shit, so don’t bother fucking answering.

  533. PG killed it!

  534. This is ridiculous.

    http://www.infowars.com/houston-deputy-sues-woman-who-dialed-911/

  535. Did I see PG?

    My Niece has been in labor for 5 weeks. She is on drugs to stop contractions. IV drugs not pills. Today the Doc said let’s induce, she was at 5cm etc etc. That was noon. At 4pm he said “Lets wait till Monday”. Back on the stop contraction drugs

    He has plans for the weekend or something. *my guess based on human nature and nothing more*

  536. Still Praying for your niece, Z. Aggie’s BiL is in need of Prayers too.

  537. OMG! Dan is watching Spanish TV and asking me to translate. I’m too buzzed to think. Stupid Spanish TV.

  538. Thanks Oso, I will add Aggie’s to my list

  539. Thanks, Zman. Serious stuff.

  540. Hoo hoo! I’m ducking into my room with red wine because Mrs. Orwell wants to watch Oprah.

    Oprah.

    It’s bad, but not divorce bad. Not yet.

  541. Oprah? Like Oxygen TV Oprah?

  542. Me, too.

  543. Like OWN Oprah. Like watching a “whatever happened to” show featuring D list celebs.

    What ever happened to the woman Oprah slandered in Switzerland?

  544. *** as in prayers for pregnant nieces and hurtin’ brothers in law.

    Not watching Oprah.

  545. I don’t even know where that is on my TV. Serious knee mail for the Hostages and Aggie’s familia. Spanish Prayers too.

  546. Comment by George Orwell on August 16, 2013 11:34 pm
    Hoo hoo! I’m ducking into my room with red wine because Mrs. Orwell wants to watch Oprah.
    Oprah.
    It’s bad, but not divorce bad. Not yet.
    ============
    Not ’til the house is done at any rate……..

  547. The Royals beat the Tigers twice today. I knew you’d want to know.

  548. Royals are playing some serious baseball.

  549. Not ’til the house is done at any rate…

    I see you are familiar with marriage.

    Makes you wonder why gays were so hot to get in on the deal.

  550. What ever happened to the woman Oprah slandered in Switzerland?

    She and George Zimmerman are engaged to be married. They’re registered at Creepy-Ass Cracker Barrel.

  551. Too bad Sean doesn’t have a real VW beetle instead of a ghey one. I would totally be winning Slug Bug right now.

  552. And Oso, they are at Detroit for this 5 game series. So far 2-1 in favor of Royals.

  553. Blerg.

  554. CB, one of my RL friends gets Royals updates on his phone. I’ll still make fun of him, but the Royals are making it hard to do so…

  555. The Royals ARE better. The next 2 years will tell us if their ascent is real or a fluke.

  556. Mare?

    http://tinyurl.com/o5kj5al

  557. oso
    Telenovelas?

  558. Meanwhile, we’re losing to the Astros. Blergh indeed.

  559. I found a new VW for Sean.

    http://bit.ly/16fDvK4

  560. Losing to the Houston Assholes is a disgrace

  561. I need to ask PG a question
    He’s a hit and run commenter

  562. How is it that’s new when you poated it here yesterday, Eric?

  563. I exploit you, still you love me
    I told you derp and derp make three

  564. Go ahead TJew. I’m listnin. And no I’m not driving out to El Paso just to go buy you some Starbucks.

  565. Good morning all!

    Time to fix an elbow and a knee. 36 hours of call left.

  566. New poat!

  567. PG
    Starbucks? I’d rather drink monkey piss
    Just wanted to see how fabulous K-town is these days
    Lived in your fine community for several years
    Still do business out there from time to time
    Drilled up along the Jal highway in the sand dunes with the weird two foot oak trees.


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