Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday, bewb perusers.
I know you all love music, but I’m on a bit of a youtube boycott. I’ll not embed, but click here for a musical selection that will open in another window.
Your model for today was born on April 14, 1975 in Ceske Budejovice, Czechoslovakia. She supposedly is only 5’5″ tall with enhanced (fake) bewbs, so the scale might be a little off in these pictures. Please stop scratching your weeping pustules long enough to say hello to Veronika Zemanova.
Rather than do some lame history lesson, I thought I’d use my big dog brain to predict some future scenes from the upcoming Columbus Day Gathering.
Xbrad watches but doesn’t dance
Jewstin remembers too late that Michael was a Boy Scout, and is always prepared.
Lauraw fixes her signature dish, smoked seafood
Pupster meets Sox, fails to engage
Cyn does not approve of the liquor selection
We find out why Geoff is not a hugger
Hotspur demostrates amazing wife control
Vmax is unclear on the touch football concept
Tushar attempts a beer run, forgets the rose goes in front
Dave launches an equally successful operation
Jay runs the grill, subsequently run out of town
Mare stops by to talk politics
Michael’s new girlfriend seems nice
Oso finds the lawn furniture not to her liking
Gland disagrees with the Spirit Grill’s cut off policies (this may be my new favorite gif evah)
Drink of the week: Bourbon.
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Checking Your Mom's Drawers for Hope&Change since March 2009 
Wow, this is boobtastic. What do you think, Cyn?
She seems nice.
I think it must be too early for boobs?
wakey wakey
*turns up music really loud, wafts coffee through the blog
Ok ok! I’m up, I’m up!
Morning children. Good job Pups. Damn, it’s a little early for Five Finger Death Punch.
Nice gif collection, Pupster. The Gland one was funny – wonder what happened?
wonder what happened?
I’m guessing vato got thrown out of a Dodgers game and was expressing his frustration with security, while they massed for the take-down. My favorite part is where he struts away from that last door kick like a little banty rooster, right before he gets punched in the face and dog-piled.
Damn, it’s a little early for Five Finger Death Punch.
It’s for MCPO, get him pumped up for his round of golf this morning.
Ohai, boobs. Good dogeh.
Boobs and Coffee. Breakfast of Champions.
I’d give you a ‘thumbs up’ and a ‘like’ Pups, but I cannot seem to see that on the Axeman’s laptop. Weird.
She looks real.
Dinner went well. Had some good talking and stuff.
Now, bacon, eggs, and coffee. Car in, my chickens only laid 2 eggs yesterday. Is it time for the Performance Review?
Your drink video lacks the emotional and artistic value of MJ’s, however, I don’t like to wait for my drinks so it’s a wash.
Car in, my chickens only laid 2 eggs yesterday. Is it time for the Performance Review?
They’re probably just on strike. Give them better working conditions, and $15 an hour, and you’ll get your eggs.
I’ll take them the overlarge zucchini today. Maybe that will help.
The wife didn’t spot it in the garden until it was the size of a 2-liter. I ain’t eatin’ that.
Good morning all!
Nice pick Pup.
http://www.savagechickens.com/2013/08/on-the-death-star.html
Rosetta?
http://tinyurl.com/mwqk3q7
nice cans. Good puppy
She looks real.
Yeah, she started her career all natural and had enhancements later. I think the last picture is pre- surgery.
Aureola.
Ahh, good coffee.
*AM Radio voice*
Its a scorcher out there this morning, muggier than the inside of a sponge. Now for your morning drive.
I think that is her middle name, LW.
Heh pups
Real in that she is not a guy like MJ’s tricks.
Always wondered about Brenda Lee “Coming On Strong” when I heard Golden Earring Radar Love.
Mare’s Rosetta? link made me think of the shirt I was wearing yesterday:
http://www.sullysbrand.com/masshole
I don’t usually wear a Masshole shirt outside the house. People were reading it and smirking as they walked by.
Found this nugget for AD to enjoy later:
Real in that she is not a guy like MJ’s tricks.
You’ll notice I didn’t specify what ‘enhancements’ she had.
http://www.gocomics.com/basicinstructions/2013/08/02
You’ll notice I didn’t specify what ‘enhancements’ she had.
Addadicktome?
My best friend when I was growing up, Eric, had a heart attack Tuesday, he’s recovering after they put a stent in the artery they call ‘the widow maker’ which was blocked 100%.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Widow_maker
He’s home now, feeling better after staring DEATH in the face.
Where’s Cyn?
I surely don’t know
*turns up radio to mask muffles cried for help
Perhaps she’s hiking or something?
Glad your friend made it Pupster. My cousin had a similar thing about 2 months ago. He was so stubborn about going to see the doctor he lost all sorts of weight, was sleeping in a recliner at night (congestive heart failure) and tired all the time. His dad did a similar thing with stomach cancer and died a few months after diagnosis. My guess is that he thought he was suffering the same thing and just wanted to go out on his own terms. Thankfully his wife is more stubborn than he is. Back to work after the bypass.
http://www.duffelblog.com/2013/07/anthony-weiner-penis-pics/
Picked up these at wiser’s music store.
Off to enjoy a day with my lovely woman, sans kids. It’s raining now so our plans for visiting the coast have changed. I’m still getting my lobster roll though.
Play nice y’all.
My uncle got a heart transplant when he was 50+ years old from a 25 year old guy who’d shot himself………..My uncle went straight back to eating Big Macs……..used to drive me nuts
Play nice y’all.
who the hell does he think he is, Mr. Bossy McBosserton?
Pupster?
*sniff*
No GIF for TiFW…….
Nice young lady, Puppeh – Mr. TiFW says “Thanks!”
L to R: Pupster, Cyn
who the hell does he think he is, Mr. Bossy McBosserton?
Yeah! That’s your job!
It’s Ms. Bossie McBosserton to you, buddy
Ms. BM?
Gross.
Well, I had a poptart this morning. I *am* feeling rather blocked.
Choosing who to vote for in a potential 2016 matchup between Democrat Hillary Clinton and Republican Rand Paul would be hard for Sen. John McCain, the Arizona Senator joked in an interview published Wednesday.
“It’s gonna be a tough choice,” McCain, laughing, told “The New Republic.”
Tool.
TMI!!!!!
Wait… what flavor?
Wow, this is boobtastic. What do you think, Cyn?
I’m conflicted. On the one hand Deborah Ann Woll is very yummy. On the other hand, she’s also a liberal twit and the show True Blood annoys the hell out of me.
TMI!!!!!
Wait… what flavor?
I dont’ know. I’m not sure if I’ve ever tasted human poo………well, that’s not true. Back in my diaper changing days, I’ve had some sneak under my thumbnail and, well, seein’s how I’ve been known to chew on my fingers on occasion……..well, that was fun
McCain is a big ball of human poo.
Choosing who to vote for in a potential 2016 matchup between Democrat Hillary Clinton and Republican Rand Paul would be hard for Sen. John McCain, the Arizona Senator joked in an interview published Wednesday.
“It’s gonna be a tough choice,” McCain, laughing, told “The New Republic.”
Tool.
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He’ll be dead if he isn’t already.
Thanks Pupster for setting the bar really low on how the Columbus Day meetup should go. We can’t go wrong now!
McCain’s got to go through the drool bucket phase before his dirt nap. It shouldn’t be long though.
Reason number skatey-eight million why Detroit is avoided like the plague by decent people.
http://tinyurl.com/l2sq43k
Peej, I used to by notorious for using the simple “dipstick test” to find out if a diaper needed changing. The dipstick being my index finger.
Meh, he’ll be around for a good long time. How long did they wheel what’s-his-racist-name from West Virginia (Byrd) into the Senate chamber before he assumed room temperature?
Meh, he’ll be around for a good long time. How long did they wheel what’s-his-racist-name from West Virginia (Byrd) into the Senate chamber before after he assumed room temperature?
FIFY
Reason number skatey-eight million why Detroit is avoided like the plague by decent people.
http://tinyurl.com/l2sq43k
Al Sharpton, Barack Obama and the rest of the team at Race-Baiting Solutions™ to be all over this story in 5…4….3….
After further review of the above story (seeing a picture), I have decided not to hold my breath until Sharpton shows up.
Race-Baiting Solutions™
Where our motto is “White on Black? We go on the attack!! Black on black? Ummm, we’ll call you back…”
Great news!
http://variety.com/2013/film/news/avatar-to-get-three-sequels-foxcameron-hire-screenwriters-1200570515/
Great news!
http://variety.com/2013/film/news/avatar-to-get-three-sequels-foxcameron-hire-screenwriters-1200570515/
So in which sequel does the technologically superior, space-faring civilization simply bombard the planet into submission from orbit? Or how about land a military force which appropriately uses combined arms tactics to slaughter the primitive inhabitants and native life in order to clear out a buffer zone around their mining operations?
Race-Baiting Solutions™
Where our motto is “White on Black? We go on the attack!! Black on black? Ummm, we’ll call you back…”
Brilliant!
Great news!
So that will be 4 Avatar flicks I won’t watch.
Brilliant!
It is rather witty, isn’t it?
>> he’s recovering after they put a stent in the artery they call ‘the widow maker’ which was blocked 100%.
Your friend is extremely fortunate. They don’t call it the widow maker for nuthin. Survival rates low, they need help in minutes.
Header is worse than PJM’s ‘poptart’ finger.
Header is worse than PJM’s ‘poptart’ finger.
Ha! I guess we now know who did the header pic!
I would have given it a thumbs up, but i keep getting left out.
Meh…such is life
Ha! I guess we now know who did the header pic!
Nice work, Columbo.
Left out??
Columbo? The “kiss my ass” link was pretty self explanatory there, wiserbubs.
I would have given it a thumbs up, but i keep getting left out.
meh, let them all scramble all over each other in their attempts to be “funny.”
You and I will simply watch them from a higher plane and smile at their feeble attempts at humor.
Oh, and, no – it’s not my week.
Columbo? The “kiss my ass” link was pretty self explanatory there, wiserbubs.
This might have been a rather subtle clue as well….
http://tinyurl.com/klpplea
They fix your computer yet?
Left out??
TiF and I know what he means…..
Where’s that whore mare?
*hits refresh like it owes me money*
Damn.
Please say something funny while I water the garden. I’ll be back shortly. BE FUNNY! CHOP CHOP! DON’T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE!!
*sets timer and leaves*
Left out??
TiF and I know what he means…..
sniff sniff. Let’s go off and form H9!
Ghee doesn’t even hang out here anymore. Just drive-by comments.
Wiser, Tifw, Mundo and I are the HEART AND SOUL OF THIS BLOG.
*runs to room to
cryslather calamine all over my body.Please say something funny while I water the garden.
I’ve got nothing.
But you’re “watering” the garden? I let the clouds do that. They’ve been rather dependable so far this year.
Please say something funny while I water the garden.
Your mom. She was funny last night. This morning too.
Please say something funny while I water the garden.
….and the middle class
Yay – it’s just my HD going bad.
Boo – they may not be able to recover everything.*sigh*
Wiser, Tifw, Mundo and I are the HEART AND SOUL OF THIS BLOG.
zakly.
I thought you guys were tired of ass header pics.
Yay – it’s just my HD going bad.
Boo – they may not be able to recover everything.*sigh*
Message to Cyn from Remote Support team re: computer:
http://tinyurl.com/kwxfe8f
I thought you guys were tired of ass header pics.
http://tinyurl.com/2d3ndht
Cyn, surely you have all your shit backed up on a daily basis.
No, unfortunately, I don’t, Spur.
And don’t call me Shirley.
Lesson learnt.
Cyn, surely you have all your shit backed up on a daily basis.
Wait, we are back to pop tarts and constipation?
Wiser, Tifw, Mundo and I are the HEART AND SOUL OF THIS BLOG.
I pride myself on being its plantar wart.
Cyn, surely you have all your shit backed up on a daily basis.
That doesn’t sound healthy.
I pride myself on being its plantar wart.
I am H2’s spleen.
Wait, which is that organ that produces bile? That’s Rosetta.
tsk tsk
A-yup.
C’est la vie.
Ace focused on Princess Bride for the jokes in his latest thread.
I think this would have been funnier
Wiser, Tifw, Mundo and I are the HEART AND SOUL OF THIS BLOG.
I think I’m the quadriceps.
Carin, it has been pretty hot and sunny here and the passing showers often skip us. I suspect your water table might be a little higher than ours, too.
It did rain here a little yesterday but not enough to wet the ground under the plant leaves. Meh.
So I send Idiot Lib this link, where Seattle’s Officer for Civil Rights calls for banning certain words and terms, like “citizen”, from all city documents, because they may be “potentially offensive.”
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/08/02/seattle-officials-call-for-ban-on-potentially-offensive-language/
And I ask him “When does this stupidity end?”
His response?
“Why does this kind of stuff bother Fox News types?”
My response to him:
“wait… so you’re okay with the word “citizen” being considered “potentially offensive?”
okay. Good to know.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TilUnRVh7E
Wait, citizen? Citizen?!? I guess they won’t be happy until we start calling each other tovarich.
The letter N offeds me.
Well, as you wrote, GO:
“It’s a beautiful thing, the destruction of words,”
citize, problem solved.
I also sent him this reply:
“Here’s the story on CBS local news.
http://seattle.cbslocal.com/2013/08/02/seattle-city-officials-aim-to-ban-potentially-offensive-language/
Better?”
Amazing how Fox News to these idiots is like holy water to a vampire.
Heh. Puppeh’s new favorite gif is from Dodger Stadium.
The letter N offeds me.
I ever let you read the letter to the editor I wrote to my local paper a number of years back?
I demanded the elimination of the letters “N”, “X”, “C” and “F” from the alphabet.
For the children.
Citizenizzle.
‘Citizen’ is offensive to the delicate sensibilities of people who snuck into this country illegally.
Smuggle yourself across the border inside a coyote’s ass? NP.
Hear the word ‘citizen’ knowing that doesn’t mean you? PTSD.
I demanded the elimination of the letters “N”, “X”, “C” and “F” from the alphabet.
TFG is from Hawaii and there are only 12 letters in their alphabet. Just sayin’.
Wait, citizen? Citizen?!? I guess they won’t be happy until we start calling each other tovarich.
comrade.
Nope.
Wait, citizen? Citizen?!? I guess they won’t be happy until we start calling each other tovarich.
comrade.
Um…
Nope. Not going to say anything.
TFG is from Hawaii and there are only 12 letters in their alphabet. Just sayin’.
There was a huge kerfuffle ’round here over the potential naming of a street after a guy who was very popular in the community. His last name was Killen.
Stories in the paper about it every single day for weeks.
OMG, KILLEN??!?!?!? WE CAN’T NAME A STREET THAT!!! WHAT VIOLENT IMAGERY!!! WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?!?!
My letter got published and suddenly… no more stories….
Street got named Killen. As far as I know, murder rates on that little street have remained steady at zero.
Heh.
Send your idiot some cat food.
They understand symbolism better than, you know, actual reality.
There was a huge kerfuffle ’round here over the potential naming of a street after a guy who was very popular in the community. His last name was Killen.
Know anyone named Rapin?
Kills blog because Killen.
We have a road near us called Hang Dog Lane.
It’s horrible.
Dogs are hanging everywhere.
*sudden homicidal urges*
Uh, that wasn’t from reading the word ‘Killen,’ those are just my normal daily homicidal urges.
“Citizenship is what makes a republic; monarchies can get along without it” – Mark Twain
We have a Skunk Misery Lane and a Roast Meat Hill Road too.
I bet Carin lives on Easy Street.
I always thought we’d be switched to “consumer”.
*names road: Social Security Number and Mother’s Maiden Name Ln.
There are really some beautiful homes on Involuntary Manslaughter Drive.
“All free men, wherever they may live, are citizens of Berlin. And therefore, as a free man, I take pride in the words ‘Ich bin ein Berliner!'” – John F. Kennedy
Wonder if the Belriners were more offended by JFK’s use of the word “citizen” or the fact that he called himself a doughnut.
We have a Skunk Misery Lane and a Roast Meat Hill Road too.
I shudder to think of the names of your parks.
It’s weird, but Kidnap Lane is really a very quiet street…
*names road: Social Security Number and Mother’s Maiden Name Ln.
HAHAHA!!!
Identity Theft Circle
Wonder if the Belriners were more offended by JFK’s use of the word “citizen” or the fact that he called himself a doughnut.
David Halberstam tells the story that JFK was going to call himself a cheese cruller, but his staff made him wait to come down from his prescription medicine high.
It’s Easy St or Pustule Drive.
hahahaha. That’s good. Identify Theft Circle.
Rape Rape Drive
Is it true that Mare lives on Dirty Whore Pass?
I knew someone living on Incest Court but then he moved on to Penitentiary Close.
Stand Your Ground Parkway
Shout out to Pup’ for the shout out!
Holla
I heard there’s a cul-de-sac in Detroit called Voter Fraud Ave.
Creepy Ass Cracka Way
I am the appendix.
“Ghee doesn’t even hang out here anymore. Just drive-by comments.”
more than you know, woman!
I heard there’s a cul-de-sac in Detroit called Voter Fraud Ave.
Yeah, but it’s a major thoroughfare.
Fast & Furious Drive
Sticky Fingers Boulevard baby, hang on to your wallet!
Domestic Abuse Lane
Pederasty Avenue does not have any playgrounds.
Sydney Leathers Triangle
Sydney Leathers Triangle
Car needs to be sterilized after parking anywhere near there.
Racial Profiling Court
Regicide Court
Wiser, Tifw, Mundo and I are the HEART AND SOUL OF THIS BLOG.
Fine.
Wiser, Tifw, cArIn, and Mundane discuss the cover song theory.
http://www.npr.org/blogs/krulwich/2013/07/30/206946740/mysterious-dancing-lights-in-afghanistan
Sydney Leathers Triangle
Many ships have foundered there.
Latex Lane
Do they name dead ends after dead people?
Unlawful Search and Seizure Place
Sydney Leathers Triangle
They are trying to merge it with the Brazilian Cutoff.
>> Smuggle yourself across the border inside a coyote’s ass? NP.
That’s not as easy as it sounds.
Vehicular Manslaughter Parkway
Dirty Sanchez Street
dateline Detroit:
“Police have released details of a huge haul of weapons, drugs and cash found behind the Detroit City Library. When asked what he thought about the find, Detroit resident Reginald DelWashington said, “we have a libary?”
Detroit resident Reginald DelWashington said, “we have a libary?”
At least he didn’t ask “what is a library?”
Libraries are obsolete.
*looks at boobs*
Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor Boulevard
Daddy’s Fingers Bypass
The Lash Lane
Your Mom Throughway
Operating an Unlicensed Lemonade Stand Way
BOOYah!
Kilt it dayd….
go wiser.. go wiser….. it’s yer birfday.. it’s your birfday…
Wiser, Tifw, cArIn, and Mundane discuss the cover song theory.
http://i.imgur.com/dY7d2ou.gif
Ha ha ha..
Now, was that so hard?
Get On My Horse Lane
Filner’s Corner
It’s a dead end.
Ha ha ha..
Now, was that so hard?
I thought the Five Finger Death Punch song and the Please stop scratching your weeping pustules link was enough of a shout-out for you, cArIN, but I guess you are feeling a little needy, what with your bed-bug problem and all.
Open Herpes Sore Highway
Cristy Lane
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz2L1v7Wkx8
What the copulation is this excrement?
So wiser, did the AT&T team give up after lookin at the hole for a while?
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Idiot lib responds:
“Why would that make if “better?” And why should any of us care what words people in another state advise against using in their official business? Isn’t that why we have 50 states? I mean, wtf ”
Suddenly he’s all worried about State’s rights….
My response:
“I shouldn’t have sent you a Fox News Link, as it seems to have provoked an emotional response which caused you to attack the source. I thought maybe sending you a CBS link to the story would be a better idea.
As for why we should we care, I guess you’re right. Who cares if we continue to redefine the language to avoid potentially offending someone. I mean seriously. “Citizen?” *GASP!* How potentially offensive!!! Good thing this kind of silliness only happens in Seattle, amirite?”
So wiser, did the AT&T team give up after lookin at the hole for a while?
No, they actually ran a line!
Now I need another person to come out to hook it up to my house before they send another person to do the actual installation.
I can’t wait to see his response to the “provoked an emotional response” line, since that’s exactly what he said to me when he referred to Paul Krugman and I responded that Krugman is a buffoon.
Next, I should respond by apologizing for being niggardly in my explanations.
One thing I think is funny about working in a hardware store is the behavior in the lumber department.
Guy has a project. He wants some boards.
He walks up to the boards, puts his hand on one, and stares at it, unmoving. Perhaps even cocks his foot against a lower shelf. He remains in this pose, staring at the board, for, like, five minutes.
Board-staring. They get very aggravated if you interrupt this activity. It’s important.
Ha ha puppy. The pustule thing was kinda sweet. But I need. I need.
Peter Drucker talked about this very business phenomenon, the outsourcing of work that isn’t core to your business. He argued companies are more successful when they focus on what they do and leave the rest to others (which is their focus). The example he used was from his time at GM. GM owned everything involved in making cars.. coal mines, steel mills.. they had a chrome bumper plant. The other two bigs switched to aluminum bumpers which were becoming very popular, but GM resisted. Why?
Cause that plant was on the books for $300MM. They lost market share because they were unwilling to write it off. Drucker argued it was dumb to make bumpers, their business was making cars.
Same with telecom (and satellite TV providers). AT&T focuses on bandwidth and services, and farms out the installation and hook up stuff to small companies for which that’s their core competence.
I just found $20
Same with telecom (and satellite TV providers). AT&T focuses on bandwidth and services, and farms out the installation and hook up stuff to small companies for which that’s their core competence.
Except every single person that showed up the other day arrived in an AT&T truck
Worky worky time.
One thing I think is funny about working in a hardware store is the behavior in the lumber department.
We’re visualizing…
Peter Drucker talked about that too. He said “quit using my examples if they aren’t relevant you fuckin Texas hillbilly”.
Peter Drucker talked about that too. He said “quit using my examples if they aren’t relevant you fuckin Texas hillbilly”.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
ya goober.
Anyway around here AT&T doesn’t do line work, they shop it out. Same with the cable and satellite guys, they don’t run line, they don’t install. They have armies of subcontractors doing that.
Maybe some screwy union rules in CT?
Maybe some screwy union rules in CT?
No! ya think?
sup muh ninjas?
Maybe some screwy union rules in CT?
I would be gob-smacked if this were true.
/sarc
sup muh ninjas?
sup, babycakes?
Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmm:
I did my 2012 taxes with Turbo Tax and it said I owed $800 to the feds, I wrote my check and filed an extension.
I just had my regular CPA guy do my taxes for 2012… fed refund of $400 owed to me.
I just had my regular CPA guy do my taxes for 2012… fed refund of $400 owed to me.
Party at Cyn’s!
They’re not illegal intruders, they’re undocumented house guests.
Hmmmmmmm
You obviously don’t cheat well enough on your own, Cyn.
One thing I think is funny about working in a hardware store is the behavior in the lumber department.
We’re visualizing…
This. You’ve got to plan everything out meticulously. The measuring, the cutting, the sanding and gluing, the ten minutes spent looking for the screw-which-I-had-right-here-two-minutes-ago-damnit, the 2.5 trips to the hardware store for things that we discover that we need (the .5 comes from getting halfway home and realizing that we forgot the one thing we originally made the trip for and then turning back around again), the “quick” lunch that turns into an hour standing in front of the TV with a sandwich because if we don’t sit down it doesn’t count as being lazy…
my boss is leaving me. I’m terrified…….he was netting $3,000 a month and he had to pay for his health ins…………AT&T offered him $80,000+ commission and benies are paid……….he told us, SEEYA!!!
It’s been fun for me to listen in to all his conversations with potential hires, he tells them what they have to do and then tells them what they’ll get paid and they tell him to take a hike. bwahaha
How long before this happens here in the US? Gay couple sues to be married in church service.
Heh heh, no shit AD
Actually, there was no way to make an adjustment in Turbo Tax for using 401K$$ for medical expenses: it just taxes the whole of it. Fuckers.
Cyn, does your kid use Nova Max test strips?
AD,
I give it two more years, three tops.
How long before this happens here in the US? Gay couple sues to be married in church service.
5… 4… 3…
So my company has job openings in Italy and Germany. If I didn’t have the legal crap hanging over my head, I’d seriously consider jumping at the chance.
He’s on Accu-check, Scott.
Oh, and meeting with the CPA, he gave me some tips on how to deduct even more of Axeman’s diabetic supplies.
Screw you Turbo Tax Timmy!
Can’t say I blame your boss, that’s a pretty significant jump in pay.
They should put you in charge now.
Here, I’ll load you one of my books by Peter Drucker on management.
The police state of Amerika (once called the US of A), seems to be accelerating it’s plunge towards a totalitarian fascist state. The tide is rising and folks like us will like be run over by a steamroller with an Obama logo sticker on it.
I’d seriously consider jumping at the chance.
Don’t jump. Seriously! Don’t do it. We here at the hostages love and care for you.
Don’t jump. Seriously! Don’t do it. We here at the hostages love and care for you.
You don’t love me. You just use me for my body.
They should put you in charge now.
I wish, but I don’t know stuff and things.
When I was being interviewed, I asked if there’d be any training. Ooooh heck yeah, we’ll totally train you if not, it’s in this wiki that I created.
no and no……lies, all lies. This has been a purely baptism by fire experience.
You don’t love me. You just use me for my body.
That’s not love? Urban dictionary says it is.
my boss is leaving me.
after a while, you’ve got to start thinking to yourself… “is it me?”
This. You’ve got to plan everything out meticulously
Where in the visualization stage do you factor in at least two return trips?
You don’t love me. You just use me for my body.
That’s not love? Urban dictionary says it is.
So love should make you feel dirty and ashamed?
So love should make you feel dirty and ashamed?
Only if it’s the good kind.
This. You’ve got to plan everything out meticulously
Where in the visualization stage do you factor in at least two return trips?
It’s there. And I quote: “the 2.5 trips to the hardware store for things that we discover that we need (the .5 comes from getting halfway home and realizing that we forgot the one thing we originally made the trip for and then turning back around again), “
after a while, you’ve got to start thinking to yourself… “is it me?”
Oh hell, I know it is. I just wish the rufies wouldn’t wear off before I can tie them up properly.
It’s there.
Forget it, CA. It’s a guy thing. They wouldn’t understand.
I meant over and above, CoAlex 🙂
The new Gatorade flavors kick ass.
They taste exactly the same as the Freezer Pops we had as kids.
Oh hell, I know it is. I just wish the rufies wouldn’t wear off before I can tie them up properly.
I’ve had good results with ether.
“If you don’t know stuff and things, you are ready for management.”
— Peter Drucker, Technology, Management and Society
I just wish the rufies wouldn’t wear off before I can tie them up properly.
Holy shit! It’s right there in the book! That’s amazing.
I meant over and above, CoAlex
If you visualize properly, you don’t need any trips over and above the ones you factor in.
Say WHUT??
“He argued companies are more successful when they focus on what they do and leave the rest to others (which is their focus).”
This is where 90% of our work comes from.
“Focus on administering the rufie and the subsequent sexual mayhem which is a front-room activity for you, and outsource the binding of your target to another company which is a back-room activity for you but front-room for them. This improves efficiency.”
— Peter Drucker, Innovation and Entrepreneurship
I thought they were stupid.
“To manage one must lead. To lead, one must understand the work that he and his people are responsible for”
“Out of the Crisis” 1982 – Dr. W. Edwards Deming
— Peter Drucker, Innovation and Entrepreneurship
Ha Ha!
*goes searching for ereader version*
Peter Drucker, Innovation and Entrepreneurship
I hope I can find that on amazon…….I think a raise will happen real quick like.
“Oh believe you me, something will rise.”
— Peter Drucker, Post-Capitalist Society
— Peter Drucker, Post-Capitalist Society
I must have missed that quote when I read it.
Drucker has some interesting philosophical points. Deming gets into “profound knowledge” of the processes used and statistical analysis.
Might have been in one of the revisions.
Idiot lib is soooo above it all:
“lol, noyournotrite. this is just an articled designed to make certain types angry so whomever might sell more ads. i could care less”
My response:
“You assume it made me angry? HAHAHAHAHA!!! No, It didn’t make me angry. It made me laugh at it’s ridiculousness. Kinda of like the commissioner in Texas demanded an apology when someone used the term “black hole.” Doesn’t make me angry. I laugh at that stuff, because it’s just so silly.”
Hahaha, Ace puts it perfectly:
Let me tell you everything I know about this challenger…her name is Nancy Mace and she’s running against Lindsey Graham.
Based on that information, I endorse Nancy Mace*
Were those revisions done by the same person that did the Jefferson revisions?
Yeah, it’s just an article designed to make people angry. Forget the fact that she actually said it and is in a position to make it a regulation.
Noooo, it’s just an article designed to make people “angry.”
GRRRRRR!!! WISERBUD ANGRY AT STUPID PEOPLE BECAUSE WISERBUD THINK STUPID PEOPLE ARE STUPID AND WISERBUD IS RIGHT WING NUT WHO LOOKS FOR REASONS TO BE ANGRY!!! WISERBUD SMASH STUPID PEOPLE!!!!
What a fucking tartsatchel.
Hahaha, Ace puts it perfectly:
it was DrewM.
The most up-lifting writer at Ace’s
>> Hahaha, Ace puts it perfectly:
That’s Drew, but yeah, it is perfect.
Wiser, stop being so angry.
Jay, could have been the same editor.
I stopped talking to them about 10 years ago.
WISERBUD SMASH STUPID PEOPLE!!!!
Here, let me give you a list to get started with….
HAH! Hey, he did that one nice story about the kid and the Marine yesterday.
Funny how those who are sooooo concerned about protecting everyone’s freedoms are also the ones who are sooooo blase about the constant policing of everyone’s speech, so as to protect the sensitive sensibilities of the easily offended.
Wiser, stop being so angry.
What’s really funny is that he doesn’t even get that I am laughing at him for his knee-jerk defense of this proposal as much as I am the actual proposal. But I’m the “dogmatic” one.
This is the same person who insists that GZ is a racist through and through but simply cannot even begin to imagine how Paul Krugman thinks, despite his numerous articles, books and interviews.
Yeah, Krugman is truly an enigma. It would be impossible to imagine what he might believe, what with him being so secretive and stuff…
Here, let me give you a list to get started with….
HMMMM, WISERBUD HAVE WORK CUT OUT FOR HIM…..
HAH! Hey, he did that one nice story about the kid and the Marine yesterday.
everyone has an off day…
Please TAGNASH… I’m begging you.
Do your worst.
beer time.
later, silly people in my computer
best part about having a home office? Beer is only two flights down.
Pirata Viator apparently lives in CT now.
Pirate Vibrator!
Pilates Violater!
Beer is only two flights down.
Ugh, Who the fuck wants to walk that far? Small fridge needed upstairs. STAT!!
Small fridge needed upstairs.
Just use a cooler.
Cooler Solutions!&tm;
Wow. She’s only a couple miles from here.
Just use a cooler.
But then you have to fill it with ice.
FUCK YOU ICE!!!!!
They make electric coolers…
what’s a turing machine?
>>Wow. She’s only a couple miles from here.
Why isn’t she on the blog keeping us updated on this!
what’s a turing machine?
A primative sex toy.
Don’t need no stinkin’ fridges…
*opens desk drawer, pulls out Absolut and glass*
They make electric coolers…
Jewstin could whip one out on his break.
*opens desk drawer, pulls out Absolut and glass*
What’s the glass for?
She meant the glass bottle
what’s a turing machine?
A hypothetical simplistic computer
Leaving this here for wiserbud.
http://thestacks.deadspin.com/thurman-munson-in-sun-and-shade-1001467402
I’d enjoy seeing jewstin whip one out, but while on the clock
*delurk*
You rang?
Heh.
A hypothetical simplistic computer
somebody called me that, should I be insulted?
Time is of the essence
Scott twitched at me. And after 10 tries I finally figured out my own password.
Yeah, I live in CT as of…4 weeks ago? Internal job opening out here so off I went.
Also Pilates Violator is my new favorite.
Leaving this here for wiserbud.
I wanna read it too! NO fair!
>>somebody called me that, should I be insulted?
Yes.
It’s good to know that people are still moving in.
Are you sure it isn’t:
Cyn on a kid. Run.
Yes.
damn it!! see? This is why I drink.
Well, piratevibrator! Welcome to the hostages.
She’s there for your famous stump burning parties.
A primative sex toy.
hah, I missed that.
Cyn on a kid. Run.
hhhhhmmmm, cyn?
She’s been here before, but then, it’s all about you.
She was a regular for a while PJ, while you were in prison.
Kid? No.
Poolboy? Oooooh yeah.
Well CT is at least +1 (and 2 dogs) now. But I read an article the other day that the state is a net negative 300K as of last year I think? No bueno.
somebody called me that, should I be insulted?
Only if you don’t think you’re simplistic.
She was a regular for a while PJ, while you were in prison.
I hate it when I miss stuff and things.
Only if you don’t think you’re simplistic.
Is that a clever way of calling me easy?
Ive been lurking for years. I started at Ace’s…must be about 9 years ago? And moved over here several years ago. I’m not funny enough to comment here on the regular. Plus witness protection frowns on a large internet presence.
It could be a good thing. That means we lost about 250,000 democrats.
Time to get ready for work.
This is supposed to be funny?
Funny weird, not funny haha.
This is supposed to be funny?
are we talking about BBF?
Well, howdy anyway pirata!
Ah, I see.
There’s a spirited debate going on in the ghetto bar right now on who can get away with calling someone nigger (or nigga)
Apparently there’re rules.
>> That means we lost about 250,000 democrats.
Shit I bet some of em came here.
*waves hi to Pirata, congrats on the move*
You should be OK Dave. Most of ours go down to ruin Florida and the Carolinas.
The bartender just said “I say nigger anytime I motherfuckin feel like it!”
Hilarity ensued.
We were adding 1000 people a day but I think it’s not quite that now.
In six years we’ve added almost a half million good-paying oil and gas jobs in the state.
We haven’t added 1 in 20 years.
The light should go on any day now.
The democrats have a point about Florida being so racist. It did go blue in the past few erections.
It’s pretty simple: racists use that word. Doesn’t matter what color they are.
Hi, PJ!
Howdy, Dit!
Freakin work.
Eh. That might not be accurate.
Afternoon.
>>>Leaving this here for wiserbud.
If you don’t read that article, you are a poorer person for it.
Thank you, Roamie.
>>>Apparently there’re rules.
Call them a “citizen.” Apparently that’s offensive now too.
Creepy ass citizen? It has a weird ring to it.
I miss the old children’s books.
This one helped me through college.
http://is.gd/rEb35t
MOM! MJ IS DRINKING IN THE PARK AGAIN!!
Have we ever done totally unacceptable children’s books before?
Like Hop on Pop? Or Harry Twatter?
One Douche, Two Douche
Red Douche, Blue Douche
Have we ever done totally unacceptable children’s books before?
Like Hop on Pop? Or Harry Twatter?
I don’t know but the local library has replaced Grimm’s Fairy Tales with Grimm’s Queer Studies.
Where the Sodomywalk Ends
Winnie the Fudgepacker by B. B. Filner
Green Eggs and AIDS.
Cloudy With a Chance of Anal Fisting
Bicurious George
The Cat In The Pimp Hat
Bicurious George. Autobiography?
The Outhouse at Pooh Corner
Pippi Slutstocking
Bicurious George. Autobiography?
Don’t make a monkey out of me.
James and The Giant Dildo
The Lion, The Witch, And The Gay Pride Parade
Oh god. Was that a pun?
The Wonderful Wizard of OxyContin
I’m not funny enough to comment here on the regular.
PV, that standard would wipe out 95% of the regular commenters here. Scott, PJ and me would be the only ones left.
This seems to be its own parody.
Cox….HAHA
Lorna Doone Everyone
Okay… Palmer Cox.
That has to be a joke name.
What Katy Did (unabridged edition)
Michael’s book
The Princess and The Knobgoblin
Alice’s Adventures In Watersports
This was interesting for the driver.
http://tinyurl.com/mxbxr48
Tom Swift and His Rocket Hard Throbbing Piston Ram
To Think That I Saw It On Castro Street
I’m not funny enough to comment here on the regular.
You have seen that doesn’t stop Xbrad right?
Tom Swift and His Rocket Hard Throbbing Piston Ram
I think wiserbud has that on VHS.
Green Eggs and Asscrackers
Chitty Chitty Finger Bang
Nightmares With Uncle Remus
The Sasquatch Family Robinson
The Story Of Doctor Doolittletimeinleavenworth
Are You There, Satan? It’s Me, Aleister Crowley.
Oh I see I was timely and insightful as usual
Superfudgepacker
The Three Little LAPD Pigs
Tintin in West Hollywood
Heather Has Two Baby Daddies
Ramona Quim, Age 18
http://tinyurl.com/q4lr68c
The Hardy Boys and the Mystery of Fire Island
Willy Wanker and His Chocolate Factory
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves………
The Hardy Boys do Nancy Drew
The Velveteen Palm
Are You My Mother?
The Nancy Boys
Behind The Green Doormouse
Blueballs for Sal
Encyclopedia Brown Proves It Was Bugs Meany In The Snuff Film
The pull my finger pop-up book
Greg Gutfeld is hosting O’Reilly now.
Little Red Riding Dirty
Runaway Ralph
Goldilocks and the Three Pedobears
I Know An Old Woman Who Swallowed A Load
It’s two.. *click*… two.. *click*… two joke threads in one!
One Fist, Two Fists, Red Fist, Blue Fist
Prince Ass-pian
The Lyin’ Wench’s Wardrobe.
The Lyin’ Bitch Whose Body is Stuffed in the Wardrobe
Everybody Fucks
pepe and I are simpatico.
Goodnight, Poon
Are you there yet, God? It’s Me, Margaret. I Think I’m Cumming.
Charlotte’s Web, wherein the giant spider hunts children.
Lord of the Nipple Rings
The Foot Fetish Book
Charlotte’s Webcam
The Velveteen Blow-Up Doll
The Little Train That Mommy Could Pull
Heather Finds Her Two Mommies’ Strapon
Hansel and Gretel and Ted and Alice
The Golden Shower
Are You My Mommy’s Pool Boy?
The Ugly Fuckling
Little Jack Horny
Harry Potter and the Piss Stream of Fire
The Monster Under the Bed
Cinder-fella
The Cat in the Latex
Where The Furries Are
Where the Wild Bitches Are
The Little Dutch Boy puts more than his finger in the dyke.
Where The Wild Things Are Sold In Dime Bags
The Bobbit
The Lady And The Tramp And The Mayor Of San Diego
Touch my Monkey
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
Goldilocks and the Three Black Dudes
The Compleat Pederast
Rufied Beauty
The Three Musketeers and the Stable Boy
Sam I Am Gay
Poke-her-highness (Pocohontas)
Fun with Diarrhea
Winnie the Pool Boy
The Giving Head Tree
101 Shades of Dalmations
Sins and Sensibility
The Princess And The Penis
Horton Hears a Who’s Your Daddy
Harry Potter’s Stepfather and the Chamber of Secrets
A fist full of whores
Diary of a Faggy Kid
Sara, Plain and Easy
Butch and Sundance do the Mexican Army
The Tunnel Bunnies to Terabithia
For Car In:
Pus in Boots
The Prince and the Poppers
Pus in Boots
The Owl And The Pussyclamps
Charlie and the Great Glass Pipe
Raiders of the ass potato.
Jack And The Giant Opium Plantation
The Extra-Secret Garden
O’bumbles Jones and the temple of Choom
Pippi’s Long Cocking
WordPress put me in the SPAM bucket, so…..
Winnie the Pool Boy
Sins and Sensibility
Horton Hears a Who’s Your Daddy
The Prince and the Poppers
Great Ejaculations
Bluebeard’s Castle With Matching Drapes and Carpet
The Empire Strikes Crack
A Child’s Garden Of Verse And Jimson Weed
101 dead hobos
Damn, pep. Not sure what’s wrong with your comment, but I approved it 4 times and it still goes back to pending.
Tales of Mother Getting Goosed
Pride and Pederast
The Three Muffketeers
There’s a Wocket in my Pocket *wink, wink*
All Dogs Go in the Oven
Clifford The Big Red Dog’s Big Red Rocket
Cocks in Sox
Sorry guys, every fucking comment I make goes to spam, so Fuck you WordPress. Just imagine I said many witty things.
Harold and The Throbbing Purple Crayon
You’re probably not filthy enough for WordPress to let you in, Pepe.
I have had that happen to me Pepe it is frustrating, and random
Checking in from Vegas. My bros BFF from high school has throat cancer. No smoking. Just dipping.
>>You’re probably not filthy enough for WordPress to let you in, Pepe.
I have never been teh bucket. True story.
Handjob and Gretel.
Harry Potter and the chamberpot of secrets.
The very horny caterpillar.
I was rolling along pretty good when it all went to hell. I waited for Cyn to rescue me, but finally figured out how to approve the comments. After a few times though, clearing every comment made me stabby.
The Golden Fountainhead
Harry Twatter and the the Sorcerer’s Bone
The little whorehouse on the prairie.
Lily’s little plastic dildo.
Pooter Pan
My father’s trouser dragon.
Sorry I wasn’t here to rescue you, Pepe but it looks like you pissed off Asskissmet but good. Do not stop commenting or it won’t learn you.
Richard Scary’s Big Book of Sexual Positions
Did anybody demand that anybody else’s book be pulled from the local library’s shelves today?
Rush Limbaugh and Camryn Mannheim Go To The Nude Beach
If You Give A Girl A Cookie
I arrived safely in Washington state, for any that care. Those that bet against me, you lost!
Yay, XB. are you going to protest loud Navy jets while there?
finally girls showed up
Mommy Gets Bumped In The Night
finally girls showed up
Does that mean it’s too late for James and the Giant Lemon Party?
Actually, I’m planning on going to a rally tomorrow to support loud jets.
The lead attorney in the suit against the Navy is the son of my mom’s friends. He’s long had a reputation as a crank and first class asshat.
One might even describe him as a cuntbag.
Unless we’ve come up with a new epithet?
Merry Poopin’s
James and the Giant PCP pipe.
Who’s your Daddy?
Fun with Fire
Where’s the Dog? (Which part?)
For XBrad:
http://tinyurl.com/n82jby8
She’d do in a pinch.
I suck at this joke thread, cuz we didn’t have books when I was a kid.
I peeked. Cute dress.
I thought she looked rather svelte. Seemed like XB would appreciate her curves.
I was a little astonished, flying on the uber-discount airline (you had to pay to use the overhead bins), the 4 flight attendants were all attractive.
Heather Has Two Mammaries
Santa’s Claws
Sweet Valley Thigh.
The Sybian Sitters’ Club
I broke my favorite highball glass. That sounds dirty.
28 highballs
Harry’s Hairy Balls
The Blueberry Pie MILF
Blerg
The Erection of Hugo Cabret
Frog and Toad are More Than Friends
Where the hell is Phat?
With the closings of embassy’s and diplomatic-missions all over the mid-east this weekend, I want to know who is gonna attack who, and when?
WTF, O?
Work is over! Woo hoo!
Sing along with: Tool
includes activity book and lube!!! *
*for ages 4 and up.
Don’t Tickle Me, Elmo!!!
my legs itched so badly at work.
*pictures some poor innocent fool stumbling into today’s blog. Leads them straight back to therapy.
Giggles.
Any improvement Car in?
It feels ok, until I work. I get a bit sweaty and the pants . ugh. By a few hours I start itching.
I’m airing everything out right now.
I had to apply crap part-way into my shift (or I would have scratch my legs into a bloody pulp) and I grossed out everyone.
I went out back.
Whatever. I told ’em to look away.
Out back by the dumpster…or by the salad prep station?
I don’t go by the dumpster. So, by the salad prep, of course.
I wanted to do it in the cooler. Felt so good in there.
*vomits delicately into clutch purse*
I am never eating in a restaurant again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Soz617b8xNY
I think I hear Gordon Ramsay screaming obscenities.
*I wanted to do it in the cooler. Felt so good in there.*
———-
I bet! Like Noxzema cold cream. Do they still make that?
The Cat in the Phat.
Then I dipped my legs in the ranch dressing container.
And then layered cut tomatoes on the welts.
NO ONIONS! I ASKED FOR NO ONIONS
jalapeno!
# picks onions off of mundane’ s salad and throws them on the floor .
Happy?
Mundane gets ranch dressing and the special tomatoes.
Arugula
Ha!
Salad is for fags anyway.
The 11 am Saturday tornado siren warning test just happened at 11pm.
There ain’t a cloud within a thousand miles of here.
Most salads Sean
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZvOqYVs2ao
RoooooooooooooooooooooOO!
no shit Moses got lit up.
Point taken, scott.
Giant taco salad…no guac
When the waitress is covered with pustules, it’s best to avoid guacamole.
That’s just me.
I wanted to do it in the cooler. Felt so good in there.
Jeez, I’m not even going to pick that low hanging fruit. It’s beneath me.
Whoever posted the Thurman Munson article is my new BFF for the rest of the month! Wonderful stuff.
How many times have you been told
If you don’t derp you don’t get?
How many liars have taken your money
Your mother said you shouldn’t bet?
Blerg as well.
Mornin’ Sasquatch.
Morning Leghorns.
Goomerrnin.
Ridiculously cute new poat up.
So, what are you guys doing today?
Way cool! Some extremely valid points! I appreciate you writing this article plus the rest of
the site is extremely good.
>>>Way cool! Some extremely valid points! I appreciate you writing this article plus the rest of
the site is extremely good.
So, Arizona office space, how many bullwhips do you have on your ass. RIGHT NOW???