Good morning, and welcome to another edition of HHD. I’m going to start off with a photo of a Marine from this article. I thought he was adorable.
This week, we have snagged a couple of photos and a couple of ideas from the probably NSFW sneak peek at the ESPN Body Issue. There are both men and women athletes at the link and a lot of nekkid hiney, so you have been warned. (I thought Agnieszka Radwanska was cute.)
Walk softly, and carry a big stick like Joffrey Lupul.
Matt Harvey is cute, but I’m still not going to cheer for the Mets.
Steve Jones, golfer.
Andy Roddick. SYWM about his name, he’s retired at 30 and married to a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model.
I’m going to close out with this one because I couldn’t find any new redheads for Carin, so I thought I’d make Mare happy.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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**waves at Gabe**
Hotspur, nice article about Hotbride that you posted on Faceplant. Nice picture of her, too, very pretty.
Okay, did someone sneak decaf in here? Not funny.
Yummy!
*waves at Roamy waving at Gabe*
That article /instagram thing was really cool Roamy. Thanks!
ww
Mambo? Ok.
Whew. Glad I’m not talking to myself any more.
*talks* to Roamy
Archie Bunker knew what was coming-
Morning children.
Wake up for MJ
http://naughty-butt-nice.tumblr.com/post/43925211877
He’s a fking liar about everything. These stupid little lies bug me because it’s all propaganda bullshit.
http://www.politico.com/politico44/2013/07/obamas-favorite-food-broccoli-167895.html?hp=r8
Tells little kids his favorite food is broccoli? Anyone ever see pictures of him stuffing broccoli into his piehole? Google Obama eating, and you can see him stuffing all sorts of things into his gaping maw, but never broccoli.
I miss Archie Bunker
huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I figured the broccoli story was a smack at George H. W. Bush.
He’s just a fucking hack/asshole.
You know someone on his staff took a poll first or looked to see which bundler dabbled in agriculture. Peas? Broccoli? Arugula?
Barackoli – he makes everything about him.
broccoli killed it.
Barackoli killed it.
It’s dead Jim
Are we ready to give puns another chance?
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/p5hau6j
NO
Ha, ha – very punny.
oh, and…
BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/p5hau6j
genius idea there, guys. can’t imagine why it didn’t work.
People lie when they think they can get away with it.
Everyone would say, “Well, they’re talking to kids and want them to know that eating vegetables is important, so why not fudge a little and mention that broccoli is his favorite food.”
What if your whole life someone had been giving you that benefit? The result is that you’d be a man-child that lies about the most trivial aspects of life because he’s never been called a bullshitter.
Fuck the affirmative action thing. Obama is the first PARTICIPANT! president.
Jim DeMint just sent me a seven page letter via snail mail. Does he really think I am going to read this shit?
There’s always haiku.
Hey wiser, did you see this?
http://tinyurl.com/p5hau6j
Mr. President, for dinner tonight we are serving a choice of broccoli or porterhouse steak. Which one can we put you down for?
Hahahahaha
Jesus, Jay.
I will do haiku
Anyday over dumb puns
Something something yea
Hey wiser, did you see this?
oops, wrong link the 2nd time, huh?
http://tinyurl.com/p4g28k5
MJ, he already got a nobel. Let’s revisit – Hilarious.
If the Norwegians were like the Chinese, the committee members would be killing themselves to avoid the shame and dishonor.
snippet from the 2009 press release:
Mr. President, for dinner tonight we are serving a choice of broccoli or porterhouse steak. Which one can we put you down for?
The multitude of pictures on google shows that Obama will go for the Chili dog, pizza, nachos, fries, etc.
It’s all a lie. He’ll happily eat the expensive/elite food too. But as for him being some model of good eating choices? Bullshit.
*vows never to eat at a Panera / vows only to eat at a Panera when they bring back the free shit*
It’s all a lie. He’ll happily eat the expensive/elite food too. But as for him being some model of good eating choices? Bullshit.
It’s all theater.
Get ready for the Guilty verdict. It’s all but a done deal.
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_NEIGHBORHOOD_WATCH?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2013-07-10-09-23-57
you all do realize that the kid who asked the question was probably a plant, right?
And the broccoli answer was scripted.
Just like Clinton’s “boxer or briefs” question. Total bullshit distraction from the real issues with a cutesy little stunt.
Of course, the Obama sycophants couldn’t resist showing their worship for The One when coming up with that answer. “Oooooo, broccoli sounds so close to our God King’s actual name! It will be PERFECT!”
So, as usual, the God King Barack and his team of hyper-intelligent handlers beclown themselves with even the simplest of tasks.
Does he realize how stupid he sounds? I LOVE broccoli. Raw, steamed, Grilled. In other dishes. Broccoli slaw.
But I would never say it was my favorite food EVER.
It’s not even my favorite vegetable.
That’s the tomato.
Get ready for the Guilty verdict. It’s all but a done deal.
I have to agree with the judge’s ruling on the animation, but the text messages should have come in.
/Judge Cyn, pre-law
“Oooooo, broccoli sounds so close to our God King’s actual name! It will be PERFECT!”
^ This ^
Tomato is a fruit.
But you knew that. Right?
^pedantic
I didn’t have sex with that child.
Ha!
Great job, Roamy, that looks exactly like my cat!! The golfer’s body looks like my husband’s except my husband is a little bigger/muscular.
The golfer’s body looks like my husband’s except my husband is a little bigger/muscular.
Rawr!
So… second look at polygamy?
Mine are bigger.
Wow. I never read that Nobel thing.
I’d be mortified by it.
Heh, that Nobel thing is kinda funny, isn’t it?
Mine are bigger.
Sohos??
Screw romy being a rocketchick. Her talent lies with HHD.
I mean, she’s prolly all good at rocketchicky stuff, but come on……she good here.
Like everything else in his useless existence, he is awarded things for never having accomplished anything.
Columbia entrance
Harvard entrance
Editorship
Professorships
Book deals
Presidency
Nobels
^pedantic
Comment by Hotspur on July 10, 2013 10:17 am
I didn’t have sex with that child.
HAHAHAHA!
The only thing he’s ever accomplished is being black, and then he only half-assed it.
Will you cook? I’ll clean.
Is the nobel deal on an earlier comment?
I’ll bring home the bacon.
Carin at 9:58
Eggplant is a fruit too, but no one cares.
Thanks, Hotspur.
Will you cook? I’ll clean.
Perfect.
Eggplant is a fruit too, but no one cares.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I have bigger pecs than any of these dudes.
Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting tomato in a fruit salad.
We can always count on you for that one, brad.
MJ is a fruit as well.
And no one cares.
I’m giving up on the Breitbart site. They have resorted to autoplay commercials and news stories. So fuck them for being so obnoxious and stupid.
That really was a nice article/pic of Hotbride. Too bad she married a douche.
Broccoli Obama smells like a broccoli fart.
MJ is a fruit as well.
And no one cares.
I care. I’m disappointed. Oh well, I can always be his fag hag.
MJ is a fruit as well.
—————–
Bullshit. I’m a vegetable.
Kickass! PJ and I are going to shopping for new facial scrubbers and cucumbers!
Too bad she married a douche.
Yeah, but she’s stuck with me now.
Morning, MJ.
http://tinyurl.com/kfej4nh
A vegetable that is very fond of meat.
My popup blocker stops all the stuff, Hotspur.
Kickass! PJ and I are going to shopping for new facial scrubbers and cucumbers!
YESSSS! wait, what are we doing with the cucumbers? Are we making tossed salad?
Cucumbers are a fruit.
I’ll see you your meat popsicle and raise you a pork chop sandwich
I’ll see you your meat popsicle…
oops.
sorry about that.
*zzzzzzzip!
for you, PJ
When xbrad is posting tame thread comments, either PJ is back or PJ is back.
This is for Cyn
YESSSS! wait, what are we doing with the cucumbers? Are we making tossed salad?
———————————-
You make tossed salad with jelly, not cucumbers.
Or so I’ve heard.
You make tossed salad with jelly, not cucumbers.
must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
WAIT –
This is the full version of the song.
Peej can clicky too
This is for Cyn
Suh-weeet
When xbrad is posting tame thread comments, either PJ is back or PJ is back.
Only one person can have his balls at a time.
Let’s talk about xbrad like he’s not here.
Cucumber jelly………does that make it fruit? Wait, scott said it is fruit.
Homme is singing harmony, and Trent comes in at the end. Grohl on drums. Homme doing bass. Trent on electronics.
You guys are listening to my song, right?
I hate you all so very much.
End is mix between NIN and QOTSA.
Love it.
Wiser, thanks for posting that animal house in Spanish. I wouldn’t have been able to understand it otherwise.
Carin, I’m clicking on it now……..I didn’t see your permission until a little bit ago.
I’m here, but not for long.
>>>Wiser, thanks for posting that animal house in Spanish.
I figured since you live in SoCal, it made more sense to post the clip in your native language
I prefer it when there’s guacamole……is guacamole a fruit?
I’ll have to watch that when i get home, love me some Foo Fighters and Nine Inch Nails.
Tree guy quoted me $100 to turn my threatening tree into logs.
Asked for cash. He’ll get it.
For dinner I’m making spaghetti fruit.
Where you headed, Xbrad?
Left-over ribs for lunch, bitches.
Squash, MJ?
PJ, avocados are also fruits. Fatty, fatty fruits.
Like Bawney Fwank, except useful.
Archie Bunker knew what was coming-
I didn’t watch ‘All in the Family’ much when I was growing up. It was kinda on and I kinda heard some of it. I need to go back and watch for realz. The one thing, though, that I did pick up on and agreed with wholeheartedly, as his character bugged the snot out of me, was that meathead was dead from the neck up.
And btw, do you know how painful it is for me to have to listen to asshole in chief?
Today we’ll visit the Maritime Museum of San Diego, home of HMS Surprise. Hopefully I’ll hit a couple other ships there as well. And if I have enough time, I might visit the Midway again as well.
Then at 1730, having a meetup with some Lexicans. PJ, remember Fuzzy Bear Lioness that was at the San Diego meetup at Seau’s? I’ll be seeing her, as well as Neptunus Lex’s widow.
Beef jerky is my favorite fruit.
raising the level of awareness about food security
Weasel words make me stabby.
Adds to the pain of listening to asshole in chief, who whistles his essss’s
brrrr
http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/a-brand-new-us-military-headquarters-in-afghanistan-and-nobody-to-use-it/2013/07/09/2bb73728-e8cd-11e2-a301-ea5a8116d211_story.html?tid=pm_pop
Beef jerky is my favorite fruit.
*sniggers*
I experience food insecurity every time I work. Those trays are heavy. I could lose a plate.
Today we’ll visit the Maritime Museum of San Diego…
Fun!
You hooking up with Peej while there? If so, there’d better be pics, dammit.
If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I’d fart.
MJ is a fruit as well.
And no one cares.
o_O
Public school system at its finest:
http://michaelgraham.com/fitzgeralds-great-gypsy-is-great-but-i-like-animal-farm-by-george-ornell-better/
At least they spelled “Hamlet” right….
No, probably no PJ this trip. I thought we’d be here through the weekend, but now it looks like the plans have changed.
My dance card is full tomorrow, and we’re probably going home Friday.
Unless PJ wants to show up at Shakespeare’s tonight?
From Knuckledragging My Life Away:
What’s the difference between the Supreme Court and the Ku Klux Klan?
The Supreme Court is a bunch of people in black robes that white people are afraid of.
Anytime someone uses a phrase like “raising consciousness,” Emily Post points out it is perfectly appropriate to directly sneeze or otherwise expel sputum in his direction.
You mean I have been misspelling my name all these decades?!?
Hey, MJ.
http://tinyurl.com/lfystnr
You mean I have been misspelling my name all these decades?!?
well, to be fair, there was no spell-checking capability back when you were alive….
…food security…
And to determine food “insecurity”, a person is asked “Have you ever missed a regularly-scheduled meal?”, “Have you ever eaten less than two full meals a day?”, or “Has there ever been a time when you were hungry and you didn’t have access to food?”.
Answer “Yes” to any of those questions – AND YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO EXPLAIN YOUR ANSWER – and you are considered to be “food insecure”.
If you have EVER missed a meal, if you have EVER had less than 2 meals at any time, if you have EVER been out of the reach of food when hunger strikes – you just became a statistic/pawn in the Bleeding Hearts Victim Parade.
So there’s an app for that.
Maybe I should download it, and “geolocate” all the police and TSA offices….
Good day, people who don’t usually have a second cup.
well, to be fair, there was no spell-checking capability back when you were alive….
Yeah, because editors and proof readers were such shitty spellers back in those days. Not.
‘The Gun Geo Marker operates very simply, letting parents and community members mark, or geo-locate, sites associated with potentially unsafe guns and gun owners.
I guess this is supposed to be used by members of Obama’s tattle-tale squads.
Good day, people who don’t usually have a second cup.
I’ll settle for the two girls and no cup.
Leonardo DiCapricorn was awesome in “The Great Gypsy.”
‘The Gun Geo Marker operates very simply, letting parents and community members mark, or geo-locate, sites associated with potentially unsafe guns and gun owners.
Think of all the markers where those dozens of unfortunate boating accidents occurred. The ones where we lost all our guns.
Hey, MJ.
—————–
Hahaha. Dickface.
I used to have one of those, but in apple green. Best car/thing ever.
Does anyone else hear “we remain married in a very real.. and legally binding.. sense.” when Kerry talks about his critically-ill wife?
Yeah, because editors and proof readers were such shitty spellers back in those days. Not.
Humor, Sense of:
noun
the trait of appreciating (and/or being able to express) the humorous; “she didn’t appreciate my humor”; “you can’t survive in the army without a sense of humor” [syn: humor]
*in best Monty Python voice*
She’s getting better –
John Kerry is an ugly mother fucker. How he marries rich bishes is beyond me
Must his mastery of sophomore level French.
Oui, oui
maybe he’s packing like Milton Berle or John Hamm.
I prefer it when there’s guacamole……is guacamole a fruit?
Technically if you use avacado, lime juice, tomatos, chili peppers and yogurt, it could be considered fruit salad.
John Kerry is an ugly mother fucker. How he marries rich bishes is beyond me
Ladies love a man in a Magic Hat™.
maybe he’s packing like Milton Berle or John Hamm.
Is it wrong of me to giggle knowing that you remember that? And on HHD?
NTTAWWT
maybe he’s packing like Milton Berle
I saw him once, very late in his life, at LAX sitting on a bench. You could feel a tidal force when you passed his crotch.
PJ, remember Fuzzy Bear Lioness that was at the San Diego meetup at Seau’s?
No.
We had the lake to ourselves, which was nice because I forgot my shorts.
We had the lake to ourselves, which was nice because I forgot my shorts.
You’ll never convince me you ever remember them.
Thankfully you remembered your bath robe and pipe.
Milton Berle? Um. Gross.
At least Hamm is somewhat handsome.
If you’re a human dick, like Kerry, it doesn’t matter how big your wallet or your junk is. I don’t get it either. Maybe he’s a she.
Hurricane here again. If this is the weather we’re going to have, I may as well move to Florida and skip the rough Winters.
If you’re a human dick, like Kerry
He’s something of a medical miracle. 6 foot something of pure penis, yet not a testicle in sight.
I mean, look at Clinton. He is grotesque. What does he have to recommend himself to any normal female? Nada.
Do not get.
Big line of thunderstorms popped up out of nowhere just as we got there.
Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
“Thankfully you remembered your bath robe and pipe.”
Thankfully you remembered your bath salts and crack pipe. FTFY
Mare?
http://www.gocomics.com/sunny-street/2013/07/10
I mean, look at Clinton. He is grotesque. What does he have to recommend himself to any normal female? Nada.
Do not get.
Yeah, I always got the feeling back in the 90s when people in the MSM would talk about how handsome he was that they were suffering from a sever case of Kool Aid poisoning. Same thing with Mr. Momjeans being so “cool.”
Thankfully you remembered your bath salts and crack pipe. FTFY
I appreciate that. I often get confused when I type.
Scott, watch out for the zombies. They always row to shore when there’s thunder and lightning. It’s a fact.
I think I have to move the tree when I get home. I’m sure the torrential rainfall won’t make that difficult.
Your tax dollars at work, creepy-ass crackas.
Your tax dollars at work, creepy-ass crackas.
Doing the race-baiting jobs Americans won’t do.
Humor, Sense of:
noun
the trait of appreciating (and/or being able to express) the humorous; “she didn’t appreciate my humor”; “you can’t survive in the army without a sense of humor” [syn: humor]
I was making mirth.
Or trying to.
I dated a young woman with the last name of Mirth.
She made me smile. Often.
I make humours. Like bile and phlegm.
I read The House of Mirth while I was in college. Misleading title, that.
I’m not sure mirth is really the word they intended. I think the author had a lisp.
The Three Wisebuds brought the Bay Jesus gold, frankincense, and mirth.
I can’t belive this hot underwear model didn’t make today’s HHD lineup.
Bay Jesus
No love for the Oregano Jesus
I can’t belive this hot underwear model didn’t make today’s HHD lineup.
Oh my.
They smoked Oregano Jesus.
I saw Smoked Oregano Jesus open for Cypress Hill back in ’92.
Your tax dollars at work, creepy-ass crackas.
Did you just feel a rumble? That was my blood pressure popping my head off my neck.
Is there noone that can go after those corrupt, manipulating f*cks?
Where the f*ck do they get off on messing in local affairs?
Congress? *effing maggots*
Z’s lawyer?
The judge in the case, who looks retarded, and is probably getting paid in her back door?
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Someone with money needs to hire the Duke lacrosse lawyers.
Huh.
So Dave and I had a discussion about the Obama Admins role in the whole TV-tray protests to prosecute the hispanic guy. I assumed that Obama just took advantage of an existing opportunity to foment racial tension for the benefit of the campaign.
It turns out he created the condition through the DOJ.
Wow. Just wow.
Who coulda seen that comin?
That ‘wow’ was that you were right.
I have decided to just let my head explode. I give up. It was Brochoice combined with Free Jahar that did it.
The futility of the situation hit me like a sledgehammer when Rachel Jenteal’s vote cancelled out mine in Florida, assuming that she voted for Obama or that she voted at all.
oso, perhaps you can rally your peoples to riot for Z. Surely they can’t be as stupid/racist as Obama-tray son’s people.
assuming that she voted for Obama or that she voted at all.
Five times, cracka-ass.
CACMFer.
>> That ‘wow’ was that you were right.
Just messin with you. But it seems almost anti-climatic after revelations about IRS, DoJ and EPA.
They’re “community organizers”. This is what they do. Hire a bunch of retards and ship em in on buses to cry about shit.
It’s really about the only fuckin thing they’re any good at.
That ‘wow’ was that you were right.
Did that hurt to type?
I’m continually surprised, although I shouldn’t be.
It really pisses me off that an opportunity to bury the race hatchet in America was instead used to sharpen it.
I’m only a couple more of these bad conspiracies away from contacting one of the guys on Mountain Men about an unpaid internship.
Nah, I respect Dave’s opinion as a fellow Wayfarer owner.
*hoards peppercorns and moonshine in crawlspace*
http://imgur.com/gallery/dXCGBE0
http://imgur.com/gallery/dXCGBE0
I really like “white trash ass goblin”. I must find a way to use it.
It pisses me off that noone is out there making noise about this blatant shit.
GOP – navel gazing.
If the tables were turned – the troll twins (Reid and Stretch) and their merry monkeys would mug for any and all camera exposure.
Pupster is a tone deaf shart socket.
I’m really not cool enough for Wayfarers.
But I’m keepin em.
I respect Dave’s opinion as a fellow Wayfarer owner.
Oakley hater.
*slams door*
Mooch = butterface bitch nazi
Hahaha Leon must be chatting with Dan. I didn’t even know the Mountain Men was a thing until Dan started talking about how they have the right idea.
Comment by Pupster on July 10, 2013 5:02 pm
http://imgur.com/gallery/dXCGBE0
Oh man, that right there is a keeper.
beasn, my people are more loyal to the ideals of the Demonrat party, than they are to “Race/Ethnicity/Faith.” Zimmerman is South American and not North American. WHisp not true La Raza.
Here’s the hoity toity insult generator
Oso, anything goes really wrong, and those are the people that survive. Welfare crashes and burns, riots in the inner cities, massive EMP?
Marty = Honey Badger in any of those events.
Well, la tee da.
*extends pinkie at thou whilst flipping thou ‘the bird’*
I daresay you insulted my honor, you slutty prick jockey.
Thou tottering rump-fed pignut!
my people are more loyal to the ideals of the Demonrat party
1. theft
2. extortion
3. race baiting
4. communism
5. party above freedom
6. murder if someone knows too much
7. arming drug cartels
8. fraud
9. killing babies
10. eliminate the bourgeoisie
Nothing personal but why did they come here? For a piece of that action?
Told my dad if he likes that so much, why doesn’t he move to Cuba.
Response ‘I’m for socialism when it comes to wages’
Thou paunchy beetle-headed canker-blossom.
Beasn, mi familia was already here. The border crossed us! LOL
I am soooo not looking forward to next weeks camping trip. I bought some books today, so I can sit in my chair and ignore everyone.
Response ‘I’m for socialism when it comes to wages’
It never stops there. Never. And even then, it’s too much. Wage controls are price controls, and controlling the price of a thing leads to a shortage, always. If you control the price of toilet paper, before long you’re wiping with bark. If you control the price of labor, you’ll eventually have no one working any harder than they have to to get the last dollar they can earn.
The border crossed us!
Which one? The Mayan border? The Native Indian border? The Spanish border? The Mexican border? Or the US border? :-)
Don’t forget the sound canceling headphones, oso!
The US border. My family was in NM when it was part of Spain. The 20+ years when it was Mexico. (That is one of the chants the Si se puede! losers use)
Response ‘I’m for socialism when it comes to wages’
As Leon said. A little socialism is like being just a little pregnant.
If you control the price of dildos, pretty soon women are masturbating with pine cones.
Comment hall of fame, HS.
leon and AD, my dad would tell you that you are bitter and don’t know what you are talking about. And then hang up on you.
Remember this –
Him – *going off on Cheney for something* Says he is not part of the executive branch, he is part of the legislative branch.
Me – *calls to son* Son, the vice-president is part of what branch of government?
Son – Executive
Him – *click*
It all boils down to envy and greed.
mi familia was already here. The border crossed us
Surely their lot has improved since the Spanish.
If you control the price of dildos, pretty soon women are masturbating with pine cones.
I suspect that cheaper and more functional substitutes are readily available, though likely seasonal.
In entirely unrelated news, we got our first zucchini out of the garden last week. I bet it was at least 9″.
Afternoon.
What did you build today?
Today I built nine (9) of these:
http://tinyurl.com/bm49fw2
Today I built nine (9) of these:
http://tinyurl.com/bm49fw2
Someone was busy.
9? I could swear you only built five of them yesterday. Were you on crack?
Beasn, my Mom grew up in an adobe without electricity, running water, or indoor plumbing. It was still that way when we would visit my grandparents. I still have nightmares!!! The generous American taxpayers paid for electricity to finally get to the valley in the 60s. My Anglo Uncle paid for plumbing and an indoor bathroom. I remember when my Grammo got a gas stove. She still would only use the wood stove. My Mom says she didn’t know she was poor. Everyone in the valley lived like that.
There are some real nice areas of Western Mass for when the crap hits the fan. Lots and lots of open space, fresh water, and abandoned homes all over the place.
M: See you later. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.
Me: Is there anything?
M: Um. . . I wouldn’t fuck a midget. Those little bastards terrify me.
Just a little nip of Sudafed every now and again.
Actually, with the new guy finally getting some training I don’t have to do all the prep work and build.
*sweats
M: Um. . . I wouldn’t fuck a midget. Those little bastards terrify me.
Poor, poor MJ.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSrido9WVSY
Howdy, neighbors!
Do you have a new and magical source for your vids, Scott? They’ve been hilarious.
Works better on gravel.
Need to make a gif out of that one, Scott.
Pick a song to cheer me up, please, MCPO. Federal Times had an article on how many gov’t employees violated the Hatch Act with email.
Nope.
* checks email *
I emailed you a link on 8/4/12.
And I don’t believe I have shared that with anyone else.
* slams door *
http://tinyurl.com/khctuqa
Also heard from a friend of a friend in Canada that the High River cops knew who had restricted (and therefore registered) firearms. Those houses were the ones broken into. The cops not only damaged doors by breaking in, they damaged property in the homes (clothes thrown on the floor, place ransacked, gun safes broken open) Where they found keys, the trigger locks were taken off the guns and left behind. In some cases, ammo was removed, in other houses, it was scattered.
I may have told you all about my previous attempt to sign up for Uverse about 5 years ago.
The guy showed up to hook us up and asked “where’s your phone line?”
“Don’t have one.”
“Well you need one, and it should only cost you about $3k to get one run.”
“ummmmmm, nooope! Ain’t gonna cost me a dime. ‘Cause otherwise, I am canceling my order.”
Long story short, it never got hooked up.
Few weeks back, guy shows up on my porch to get me to sign up for Uverse.
“This is going to be a short conversation. I don’t have a phone line and I am not paying to get one.”
“Oh, no worries, sir. I’ll just write it into the contract that we will run the line for free.”
“Okey dokey. As long as it’s free, we’re good.”
So I signed up. Hook-up is scheduled for Friday. So far, no one has shown up and run a phone line to my house.
Friday’s gonna be hilarious.
Dude, where do you live? On an island?
Worse. Cul-de-sac.
And I don’t believe I have shared that with anyone else.
* slams door *
*knocks, then talks thru door*
I weemember!
Is that french for dead end?
By the way, I’m really pissed at myself for neglecting to link this sooner:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4U5LtaUEGMA&feature=youtu.be
Dude, where do you live? On an island?
we used to have a line, but it got covered in cement when we turned the one-car garage into a two-car garage.
Is that french for dead end?
Oui. I am a .. how-you-say… cul-de-sac kid….
M: Um. . . I wouldn’t fuck a midget. Those little bastards terrify me.
Ralph = MJ
Getting a new laptop from software company owner.
YAAAAAAAAAY!
It’s coming pre-loaded with Windows 8.
BOOOOOOO!
So it will be loaded before it is loaded?
Why no Windows 9?
Uff da, you’re gonna hate 8, wiser. Roll back to 7 and save yourself the misery.
* pre-craps *
>>>So it will be loaded before it is loaded?
Shaddup.
Mare must have written this. . .
http://is.gd/Lkw2Jy
>>>Uff da, you’re gonna hate 8, wiser.
I’ve already had some experience wit 8.
I pre-hate it
That’s Mare.
Lannisters??
First zucchini sizing up out there. I think two of the plants have borers. Gonna plant some more seeds in another part of the garden so that when these get too big and old I can compost them and will have new productive ones to pick from.
HA! Nailed it you douches!
Cyn isn’t a Game of Thrones fan?
No HBO for us.
*sad face*
Did anybody pique anybody else’s interest with tales of a place in France where ladies perform in a state of undress today?
>>>Cyn isn’t a Game of Thrones fan?
Yeah, I didn’t get it either.
IF I actually get Uverse, I will have all kinds of movie channels.
Can’t wait to not watch that HBO crap intentionally…
When I was a kid, my granddad referred to the toilet as The Throne.
Luxury! You people with your indoor plumbing!
Woot! Thanks, Pupster.
Oso, when I was about four we visited some friends of my dad’s near Ruidoso. I remember they lived along a stream, had no screens, I’m not even sure they had windows, no plumbing, but I think they had electric.
The closer you lived to Ruidoso or the Hwy, the earlier you got electric. We are still paying for electrifying the state with every electric bill I pay. Our phone bill finally stopped covering rural phone lines a few years back. Now, my cell phone and my cable bill help subsidize Obamaphones and cable for poor people. Good times.
Well, thank God we’re still funding the Rural Electrification Administration, now that everywhere in the US has had power for the past thirty years.
We still have parts of NM where people get assistance in order to get power out to their homes.
Goddamn it’s hot out here.
Oh look, a pool.
See, that’s why our government fails at everything. There’s a difference between being rural, and being bumfuck. If you choose to be bumfuck, I don’t want to pay for your decision to live at deer camp.
There’s a difference between being rural, and being bumfuck.
Amen
Hahahahahahaha!
http://www.waff.com/story/22793186/post-office-workers-recovering-after-chemical-spill
I mailed a package on Tuesday and got grilled about any liquids in the package.
Hazmat Team indeed.
Goodness it’s kind of pleasant out tonight
Hey! I live in the biggest city in Bumfuck!!!
Our humidity level is a cross between Hell and London.
There’s a difference between being rural, and being bumfuck.
Menard’s just opened a store here. I heard they had a hot dog stand in the parking lot for the grand opening.
Our humidity level is so high, it’s more like condensation than actual rain.
The most oppressive summer I’ve ever spent was in Cincinnati.
I spent a week in DC one summer and it was BAD, but it was only a week. A summer in Cincinnati will wilt your willie.
Um, yeah, Roamy, about that package… ha ha ha!
What about Roamie’s package?
BYOBW, Spur!
New Orleans was mighty moist. Would not want to live there.
Spent a 4th of July in St Louis. OMG! *shudders*
Went to PHX in July once. ONCE!
We bought an industrial fan yesterday. Loud as hell. Don’t care. Humidity is at 31%.
Funny you should say that: I was just looking to see that our dew point is currently at 59º. Yucky.
“Lemme just slide this package in. . .
Puh-Lease!!! Humidity 72% Dewpoint 71F Current Temp 81F
There’s this weird monsoon season in Phoenix.. can’t recall if July or August, but it’s rainy for a while and then the 110 temps come back.
And it sucks moose-ass.
That is pretty harsh, MCPO. Wanna trade places? It’s only 105º here – bring a sweater!
I DON’T HAVE REFRIGERATED AIR!!!! Swamp coolers don’t work. Portable AC is in the bedroom. I’ve had to sleep all night with Dan and the dogs with no reading since last Friday!!!
can’t recall if July or August
Yes.
June 15 is the first day of monsoon, September 30 is the last day, officially, but mid-July is really when the moisture (hopefully) starts to stream in.
I didn’t know they even made homes w/out AC anymore. Kick ’em out, Oso!
Yikes – someone *coughMrCyncough* just came in to ask what the difference was between “T” and “t” in a recipe. I’d better go oversee dinner.
Oh.. well. It did suck canal water.
I was working at a DC in Goodyear. Hated it
This has been, without a doubt, the most humid summer I’ve ever endured up here.
100% humidity. Everyday.
I went to a conference in Tucson in July during monsoon season. 114 and humid like south Georgia.
what the difference was between “T” and “t” in a recipe.
Dad’s advice for any recipe with cinnamon was make the “t” a “T”.
Cyn, I did say I lived in Bumfuck. In order to convert, I have to apply to the HOA. Dan is EVIL!!! Can’t justify the expense for 6 weeks of misery when we have LOUD INDUSTRIAL FANS!!! (Do I sound bitter?)
Tucson is the most miserable place on Earth for me. Tarantulas, saguaros, and stupid traffic patterns.
>>>Puh-Lease!!! Humidity 72% Dewpoint 71F Current Temp 81F
Luxury
I gave away my industrial fan to a contractor friend for the same reason….too damn loud. Bought a regular floor fan instead.
I kinda liked Tucson.
Mostly driving around the Boneyard.
WHAT? Can’t hear you over the fan!!!
Tucson feels like El Paso to me. I H8 El Paso.
Boneyard is definitely cool. Met a WW2 glider pilot.
The big church south of Tucson with the cactus pulp paint was neat, too.
Why is no one talking about the possibility of white Hispanics rioting should Zimmerman get convicted?
Roamy!!!
Brown Hispanics are the rioters.
>>>Brown Hispanics are the rioters.
Hispanisist!!!
No, that was being a brownist.
AKA Los Indios. (My Grammo was rayciss!)
Oh my, the spoiler for Sharknado at AOS is tantalizing. I think I will tune in tomorrow night.
I have to work so I’ll miss the Sharknado liveblog!!!
Looks like there may be a haboob in my future. C’mon rains!
Heh. Haboob.
Oh my, the spoiler for Sharknado at AOS is tantalizing.
I couldn’t resist. Mwahahahahahaah… I am sooo watching tomorrow.
Did anyone else haul 2000# of freshly cut tree out beside the barn today?
/shawn
I have a happy hour to attend, so I will likely miss the liveblog.
Sharknado IS happy hour!
$100 sounds like a good deal for your tree, leon.
MCPO!
I purchased the bare minimum of his services, Jay. Took him an hour to cut it down. Took me and the Mrs 2.25 hours to haul it to somewhere that wouldn’t kill part of the lawn.
Fly into Tucson from the PNW and just about pass-out getting off the charter-flight and down the stairs to the ramp, then get into an Army bus for the ride to Ft. Huachuca.
Makes one realize how pleasant Tucson really is…
$100 is an amazing deal considering his liability. Not a lot of people would do that. Wow
Yeah, I didn’t give it a second thought at that price.
The company I used to work for wants me to come in for an interview. Now I have to buy a suit, muy pronto.
Leon,
WooHoo!
You’re gonna like the way you look…
/George Zimmer
Yeah, not going to that guy’s shop, though.
Bedtime.
My nephew finally put up his Superman video. He is trying to kill himself.
People walked in 5 min before close.
And then ordered Crab.
You know how long it takes people to eat crab legs?
Crab is good food, and hard work to get to.
Good service, Car in. I’d be wanting to turn the lights off on them.
They gave me a huge tip.
Well, at least they aren’t complete cretins.
I hate last minute stuff like that. I shouldn’t but I do.
Oh. I hated it. But I can’t let the guest know that. Too many people in this town know Lucky. I gotta just grin and bear i. It’s nice when I get a good tip, since I have o do it anyway.
I got hosed today at work. I worked 95 hours of straight time in the past 2 weeks. I also have 6 hours of overtime. How the frack I only have 6 hours of OT is beyond description.
The pay period ended on Tuesday so the 24 hours I worked on Mon and Tues were straight time because I had not worked 40.
The Voodoo happens when the work week ends at 12pm Friday.. So my 12 hours on Thursday gave me 2 hours of OT. I thought Friday was all overtime and only worked 8.
But Noooo the work week ends at 12pm Friday so I only was paid for 4 hours of OT on Friday and 4 straight. It feels like someone owes me a tip. Or something.
Jay did you check out my video? If you did and have nothing to say, you did not.
>>>got hosed today at work.
Don’t mean to be a dick, but you have a job with a regular paycheck.
I envy you.
That sounds practically illegal, vmax.
Internet is spotty tonight, so youtube is buffering. I did not look.
I am not bitchin Wiser because it is a great job and I am damn glad I have it.
Bewildered and perplexed on the pay stuff though.
Since when do you not mean to be a dick, wiser?
Seriously though, a job will come your way. A laptop found it’s way to you!
He was wearing a GoPro on his head yet did not include 1st person footage of the jump. Probably because he did not want the guy on the Jet Ski to get in trouble for picking him up and hurrying him away. But he has to have something that will not identify his friend.
>>>Since when do you not mean to be a dick, wiser?
It’s a karma thing.
It should kick in someday…..
Right?
Right?
Being a Dick is wisers schtick he is a huge dick online. We love him for it because he is not a dick IRL.
Or maybe he was having a good day the day I met him.
I waded through umpteen bizilion comment on my nephew’s youtube video. People are seriously pissed about the turtle and the cat.
Standing on the roof of a car doing 70 na, climbing up a rising drwabridge and jumping off when it is at it’s peak? nope. Throwing a turtle in the middle of the road into a pond? OUTRAGE!!!111Eleven
>>>Or maybe he was having a good day the day I met him.
I am the nicest person you will ever meet in your entire life.
Heh that is your spin Wiser.
You are entitled to it
However Houstonians put us both to shame in the syrupy sweet unfailingly polite dudes hold the doors for dudes category.
Prolly cause dudes are heavily armed
Houstonian theater.
Dude #1 Dude is that a Smith and Wesson 500?
I am impressed how many Rino’s have you killed with it?
Dude #1 My 454 Casull is just as powerful
Or not
Fin
I am the nicest person you will ever meet in your entire life.
He bought me a shitload of booze, so pretty much, yeah.
*sneaks into blog disguised as creepy ass cracker*
Wait. I AM a creepy ass cracker.
When i first met you girl you didn’t have no shoes
Now you’re walking ’round like you’re derp page news.
You’ve been awful careful ’bout the friends you choose
But you won’t find my name in your book of who’s who.
Awesome is getting up at 4 AM and finding hot coffee and a breakfast sandwich.
The only way that’s awesome is you had to be up at 4AM and then discovered those items.
Good morning all!
Early case today, bilateral congenital trigger thumbs.
And I’m off…
It’s nice, to be nice to the nice.
Good morning.
Worky worky you creepy ass crackers you
I wonder what trigger thumbs are, and what the condition has to do with genitals.
Morning children.
Morning!
Batman, you should make a video.
Thunderstorm knocked out my power for a while last night.
J’ames, have you seen Despicable Me 2 yet?
Howdy y’all
New poat!