Mmm… hi, handsome…
**UPDATE***- Must credit Pupster.
I sent this gif to Roamie for HHD, but apparently I emailed the wrong humper. Story of my life.
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Happy Wednesday, peeps.
Dog woke me barking at a cat, or prowler, or UFO, or something. Bad dog. It’s still o’dark thirty here, gonna try to catch a few more zzz’s. See you in a few…
Good morning all!
HHHD,,,,the extra aitch is for Hirsute
This is an artist’s recreation of how Chicago will look the morning after they lose the cup
The Bruins are worthy adversaries. May the best team win tonight.
It could go either way MJ….I’m not celebrating anything until the whole series is over. I’ve been down this road many times (to wit: N.E. Patriots) and try not to get too wrapped up in it.
Off to work. My patient is a little sore after I put one of these on yesterday:
(*warning—graphic image—warning*) http://tinyurl.com/m87lnql
Not my patient but we did a similar rig. Got a lot of help from my partner who is more of a numbers/data guy.
BEST HHD EVER!!!
Wakey wakey
Morning children.
Poat updated.
Whoop. Whoop.
ha ha ha haaa
http://www.embracethecause.com/john-liu-snap-challenge-photo-savant/
Comment by Jay in Ames on June 18, 2013 11:09 pm
Just buy my parent’s house, then. My dad can shoot rabbits from the toilet. Win win!
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Why are rabbits on the toilet?
Thank you, Cyn, nice job!
What the fuck is that thing on the girl’s leg? It hurts to look at
Good one, Laura. I like the photo with the dog food.
Eating Campbells soup out of a can in a limo. There was a lot of that going on in the Great Depression
The sack of flour had me chuckling pretty good.
These photo ops are just so ridiculous and obvious. How is is that Democrats aren’t laughing at their own dipshit politicians over this? They all just go along??
Did you see the one where they’re complaining about how hard it is to feed themselves on such little money, but they’re buying overpriced crap at Whole Foods and cafeterias? Unreal.
Yeah, the flower sack was perfect.
Limo + can of soup = perfect representation of wealthy libs keeping it real
OMG. The snap challenge is awesome. I hadn’t considered the absurdity of a multi-millionaire eating on food stamps.
There are 20+house dems doing it. I checked on OpenSecrets.
Most of them only have a net worth of a half million dollars.
The ones looking totally lost in a food store are hilarious. I don’t think any of them have been to one in years.
I love his attitude.
http://manningupusa.com/wellness/2013/04/a-hero-among-heroes-alex-minsky-is-manning-up/
Sadly, this is how much of the country saw Romney. It isn’t true, but the perception was powerful.
Recently Whole Foods opened a store in Detroit. Typical lib organization wanting to get on board the food stamp gravy train.
Also, on another topic, a fucking IRS person told congress yesterday that “tea party” could pertain to any organization – liberal as well as conservative. The Audacity of Hope and Change. I almost puked.
If no one is going to call you on your bullshit other than the people who already know that you are lying, what’s the difference?
I admire their ability to lie so brazenly.
I argued with a liberal at church over amnesty. That crap line about jobs Americans won’t do – I bet if you were hungry enough, you’d pick tomatoes or prep chickens.
I notice that everything was name brand except the flour. Just like SNAP buyers do it.
Stupid NoScript, that was me.
I actually know something about tomato picking. One of the reasons it is done by migrant workers is because the government provides so much assistance. Free health care, babysitting, food, housing assistance, etc.
Otherwise it wouldn’t be worth it.
So, MCPO is in Michigan AGAIN, and no phone call. No meatup at the ghetto bar. No new challenge coin. No me buying him a beer. No nuthin.
I mean, fercrisakes, they probably put that baby to bed at 8o’clock.
Hmmm. That is distressing. We should probably do a road trip to PA sometime and shanghai him.
Sometimes I would just sit and watch my baby girls sleep. Or hold them while they slept.
…
Did I say that out loud? fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
An architect just called. He’s made a sketch for a facade renovation on an office building for mutual clients, and wonders if I can have a ballpark price by 3:30, which is the time the clients’ plane leaves for a trip to Africa.
Only if I can change my name to Jesus Christ.
Anybody gonna be at the nsa\tsa\gubmunt checkpoint-teaparty rally in DC today?
HS – plug in their max budget + 20% and tell them you will cost plus it. Win Win.
Only if I can change my name to Jesus Christ.
Or Dr. Evil.
http://tinyurl.com/q3sxf8g
Anybody gonna be at the nsa\tsa\gubmunt checkpoint-teaparty rally in DC today?
I might have gone had I known about it before yesterday.
Wow, VInce Flynn passed away.
Hahahahaha
Pups, I just sent that link as a response to the architect’s facade sketch email.
I knew Flynn had cancer, but I hadn’t heard it was that serious at this time. Must have been keeping it quiet.
That means that Hollywood can now rip off Mitch Rapp’s character, and make him into a liberal.
Whoop Whooooop caught up on some sleep yay!
Good for you Cyn.
Now make me breffis.
Fuck yeah I’m on it, MJ. Breffis for everyone!
*dons “Team Bacon” apron and fuzzy slippers and gets to crack-a-lackin’*
This is my fourth week of attending boot camp.
Two more weeks. Then I have to figure out what I’ll do next
If I made my pants out of bedclothes I would never have to get dressed.
Car in,
I’m a fan of doublestuff-Oreos-and-beer-camp.
Well, Mike Duggan has bowed out of the Detroit mayoral race.
Fuckin uppity cracker, how dare him try to muscle his way into Detroit politics.
Mike was white. WHo did he think he was.
CHicago politics is everywhere now.
The mockingbirds have been trolling the shit out of the crows lately. One crow lands in the tree, and the mockingbirds dive bomb him. Crows. Black crows. Harassed by birds with a conspicuous white stripe carefully hidden under their wings.
Racism is everywhere.
I loved Vince Flynn, as a person and writer.
Really sad another good one is gone…. like Brietbart.
Crows. Black crows. Harassed by birds with a conspicuous white stripe carefully hidden under their wings.
It’s totally the end times, man. Repent-n-shit, man!
Black crows versus White stripes
You be the judge.
I like them both.
The Black Crows could have been a truly awesome band but chose to do drugs instead.
What the fuck is that thing on the girl’s leg? It hurts to look at
It is very ouchie; it’s a bone fixer thingy (sorry for the technical jargon). I remember seeing pics of one on a claim I worked a long time ago. They use them for really bad bone breaks (or they did on the claim I handled). I think they also use something like that for forcing bone growth to increase height.
Dave: Taylor Spatial Frame. Allows gradual correction of a bony deformity. Modern version of the old Russian Ilizarov device. Yankee ingenuity (sp?) made it better.
Ha! Timing, it’s everything 🙂
I was thinking the same thing, Jimbro!
It was this tune from The White Stripes that got the Axeman hot for the bass guitar. He can play this one like a boss now.
Ah. Well, good luck to your patient for a positive outcome. I’ve had enough work on my legs to last me a while
Cyn, that was my youngest daughter’s volleyball team warm up song.
Love it.
I’m not a huge White STripes fan, but I enjoy a few things they’ve done.
A cover:
Wait for him to pick it up a bit.
He starts rocking it out a bit.
White Stripes killed it?
Then fuck it.
I’m calling out for ghosts that are no longer there…
Every time you get defensive, you’re just looking for a fight.
The roads are covered with a million little molecules.
hahahah….Easy there, Carin. I listened and liked it except for his voice. Jolene should NOT have taken his man.
I hate you all so very much.
Carin, I’ve never loved you more!
LOL
LOL. His voice is weird.
I’m not a huge fan, but I like a few songs. Listen to the last one I linked. It my favorite that they do. I do like what he does with “Jolene”.
Where is Wiser? Hello? COVER SONGS?
I thought about linking some pop music I listen to while working out, but I didn’t want to put you over the edge.
Mare’s making me feel funny in my swimsuit area.
I really do appreciate that Mare.
You do love me.
I’m waiting for Cruz on Rush Limbaugh’s show.
You have to say it three times for him to show up.
Cover Songs
Cover Songs
That should do it.
*gets chalk and brick wall
“There’s all kinds of red-headed women that I ain’t supposed to kiss
And it’s that color which never fails to turn me blue”
I thought carin was a sassy gray?
Of course, EVERYONE has covered Dolly Parton songs.
It almost shouldn’t count.
Red-headed women are day-walkers Mare.
Yes. Sassy gray.
You Guys are flirting with disaster saying Cover Songs like tha…
*clasps hand over mouth quickly*
Tool has covered Dolly Parton?
Huh.
Icky Thump is a pretty good album, actually. More than a couple of good songs.
I wouldn’t be surprised if they had, J’ames.
Maynard has covered some wild ones solo.
I know I’ve linked this one before.
I liked it Carin.
Okay, I’d never heard of Vince Flynn until today.
So on the recommendation of the many folks who have commented, I downloaded his first Mitch Rapp book.
Powerhouse has been rotating between the pop station and the BPM station on Sirius when I’m there. BPM is a lot easier to work out to.
“BPM is a lot easier to work out to.”
I agree, Leon, that’s why I kind of like pop it’s got the right beat for me.
“Okay, I’d never heard of Vince Flynn until today.”
*thud*
I like to work out to metal.
I’ve read three or four or five of his books.
I know, Mare, I don’t watch tv so there’s a lot of stuff I don’t know about. Occasionally I find out that something is actually worth my attention.
I was rooting around in my box o’ CDs that I haven’t really unpacked since moving and found “ACDC: Live”.
It may be in the console of the camry for a few months.
Whoa, Cruz is awesome (gulp….I’m sure he’ll break my heart later…I’ve learned my lesson).
What’s “BPM?”
(gulp….I’m sure he’ll break my heart later…I’ve learned my lesson).
That’s why we can’t put out on the first date, Mare.
Let’s give him time before we let him go to first base.
First base is reserved for those who prove themselves worthy! After several dates.
They’re real and they’re spectacular! (Well, they’re okay, good for 52).
Greetings, Humpamaniacs.
Beats Per Minute.
Let’s give him time before we let him go to first base.
*tucks shirt back in*
I’ve no work today so I’m staring at my 30,000 gallon reservoir of hate, watching the little floating hate dispenser wander around from the shallow to deep end. Enraptured by this hydrodynamic ballet of Archimedes’s principle, I ponder: Should I sand the drywall mud covering the crack of hate over the door, or put up the new address numerals over the porch of hate?
And the answer springs into my mind. Smoke a cigar.
*tucks shirt back in*
HAHAHAH
Wait a minute, what is first base? Seriously, why is Pupster getting naked?
George, I do enjoy your casa de hate updates.
This is from Dear Alice:
There is no “official” definition of what the bases represent. However, the following is a general guide to what they mean:
First base = kissing, including open-mouth (French) kissing
Second base = petting above the waist, including touching, feeling, and fondling the chest, breasts, and nipples
Third base = petting and/or orally stimulating below the waist, including touching, feeling, and fondling the vagina, clitoris, penis, and testicles
Home run = sexual intercourse
hahaha…I thought second base was first base.
They’re real and they’re spectacular! (Well, they’re okay, good for 52).
Pics or they don’t exist.
I may have talked them “up” more than they deserve, so I’ll go with they don’t exist.
If you don’t want all that hate to burn you up, you should check the batteries in your smoke detectors. If you just want the hate to keep you warm, make sure the attic is properly hatesulated.
The floating hate dispenser has beached itself on the steps leading into the reservoir of hate. I give it a friendly nudge, and it continues in its watery orbit, fulfilling its chemical duty to maintain a strict pH reading of hate point naught.
Third base = petting and/or orally stimulating below the waist, including touching, feeling, and fondling the vagina, clitoris, penis, and testicles
All at the same time? I guess if you’re going out with one of the MMM models…
I’ve never met a set of boobies I couldn’t like. I’d be happy to give you a generous assessment, Mare, if it would help your self esteem.
I made it through another hundred pages of so of Antifragile. I recommend it if you’re into science at all.
hahaha…I thought second base was first base.
How YOU doin’?
Leon,
Does Talib’s assholishness come through like in The Black Swan?
hahaha…Yeah, I’ve been skipping a base.
FOUL BALL!!
If you just want the hate to keep you warm, make sure the attic is properly hatesulated.
Hate House possesses the merest sop to an attic, having a mostly high, nearly flat roof. So I have to keep the bodies in the hall closet or the pool shed.
First base = kissing, including open-mouth (French) kissing
Second base = petting above the waist, including touching, feeling, and fondling the chest, breasts, and nipples
Third base = petting and/or orally stimulating below the waist, including touching, feeling, and fondling the vagina, clitoris, penis, and testicles
Home run = sexual intercourse
I’m unclear on the infield fly rule as it relates to trousers.
Gives a whole new meaning to stealing second.
BPM
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Beat Phallus Maniacally
Boobs Per Minute
Carin, did we decide at what date first base is allowed with Senator Cruz?
And can we combine first and second since, evidently, I’ve been doing that anyway?
I just assumed you combined first, second and third on the first date.
You have a reputation at stake here.
Mare, you ignorant slut!
Does Talib’s assholishness come through like in The Black Swan?
Oh, definitely, but the ideas are sound. It could also easily have been written in a much shorter way, so skimming it is advisable if you just want the gist. It’s effectively a guide to the sorts of situations that expose one to large downside potentials and how to avoid those. It does include a rather solid indictment of globalization as a force of complexity and masker of costs.
My brother’s initials are BPM.
Yeah, I think you missed the memo I think the whore stuff is old and boring.
However, if you wish to beat this dead horse so be it.
“… beat this dead horse so be it.”
BDH
Big Pussy Manchild
#SCOAMF/TFG
It was a “one-off” Mare.
hahaha
BPM from Cyn.
You guys need to shut up, you’re disturbing my enjoyment of Henry Cavill.
And this is the H2 you can say what you want.
*Steals past second and goes straight to third.
what?
Whore mouth.
Shut it.
Mare
It never gets old. Sorry.
I do like the term “shut your whore mouth” when one realizes they said something that inevitably can be turned into something dirty here.
Which is constantly.
Rule 34
What is your favorite cereal?
You’re not the boss of me.
Big Pussy Manchild
Saw them open for The Goo Goo Dolls in 1996.
one realizes they said something that inevitably can be turned into something dirty here.
Studies prove that over 9000% of the Internet is innuendo.
What is your favorite cereal?
Your Mom
Leon, did you read the sidebar article about survivalship bias at AoSHQ? Stoaty linked it again and I read it and thought of you and Warmath.
http://youarenotsosmart.com/2013/05/23/survivorship-bias/
What is your favorite cereal?
–Your Mom
What good is cereal without milk?
Honey Bunches of Mare
Frosted Mini-Wiserbuds
Count Carinula
Fruity Jewstins
Raisin Brad
What is your favorite cereal?
–Your Mom
What good is your Mom without milk? FTFY
http://tinyurl.com/l92uaf9
Cocoa Pupsters
Damn it, George. I was JUST gonna do that one. I had to login to wordpress, and you beat me to it!
Lucky Cyn
Rosetta Krispies
My favorite cereal is Fapple Jacks.
Special MJ.
Leon eats Cap’n Crunch And Squats.
Lauraw Benedict
https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2008/05/31/worst-names-for-kids-cereal/
Read that, Pupster. I’d read something similar awhile back also citing Wald and the bomber armor case.
Cereal people! A local radio person just told me that to avoid mosquito bites I should wear long pants and long sleeve shirts.
https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2008/05/31/worst-names-for-kids-cereal/
Do not make Orwell laugh. It interferes with Orwell’s hate.
I’m laughing so hard at that old thread I’m about to Compos myself.
You could just hang out in bars, TGSG! Just not at the outdoor patio.
“You could just hang out in bars, TGSG! Just not at the outdoor patio.”
nodding at the wise.
From the HQ:
He should go to certain parts of London and say that. Yeah.
I miss cereal. I don’t miss bread anymore at all, but I miss cereal.
Religious schooling is segregation, and choosing to attend one is discrimination, as well as being barred from one for lack of specific qualification (i.e. being a member of said faith). These are definitions. That’s literally what those words mean. You can lard them up with connotations, but those are f*cking definitions.
Words are hard.
Words are weapons, sharper than knives.
Every single one of us…
Good news! Obesity is a disease.
This won’t cost a thing.
Obamacare will give us all free diet stuff.
FREE LIGHT BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Free crossfit!
Sugar Sean Smacks
Suh-weeet!
*pours a bowl Sugar Scotts using full cream*
*eyes Pupster, wondering if he copied me or if I copied him*
“Fruity Jewstins”
LOL in my pants!
My pants which are still on because third base is for winners!
Is it a hate crime yet to call people fat ?
*pours bowl of Coco-Pups
I shouldn’t eat this stuff.
Fat is gonna be the new black.
We are all Irish now.
*hands Leon and MJ little green hats*
This is old but something today reminded me of its awesomeness:
So Mayor Bloomberg’s Mayors Against Gun (or whatever they call themselves) held a “No More names” rally in NH today, and read off the names of those killed by guns since the Sandy Hook school shooting. They included the name of Boston Marathon bomber No.1 (a.k.a. Speedbump) in their list.
@@. they DID NOT.
Why are you lying to us agile?
* introduces fat crime legislation *
WTF
Local news organization disagrees with you, Car in.
http://www.unionleader.com/article/20130619/NEWS07/130619169/0/SPORTS07
“Some of the loudest shouts came when a reader spoke the name of Tamerlan Tsarnaev, one of the Boston Marathon bombing suspects who was killed by police during a gunfight.
“He’s a terrorist,” several protesters shouted.”
Why that has a “SPORTS” in the link name, I have no idea.
The narrow doors on the houses Hotspur builds are clearly discriminating against fat people.
*files class action lawsuit *
AD speaks truth…
http://hotair.com/archives/2013/06/19/gun-control-groups-list-of-victims-of-gun-violence-includes-tamerlan-tsarnaev/
* invents Fat News Network *
* hires Candy Crowley *
* looks for Paula Dean on FNN *
* settles for anonymous cooking show *
* invents Fat News Network *
I hear Al Gore is available again, since selling Current TV.
* looks for Paula Dean on FNN *
Well, kiss my grits…
* invents Fat News Network *
* pitches pilot show for “Forage Wars: Midnight Cupboards” *
Duck a l’Orange Dynasty
Prawn Stars
Breaking Bread
Deadliest Kreplach
Dining with the Stars
The Glaze
American Restauration
Counting Carbs
Ice Cream Truckers
Two and a Half Chins.
Game of T-Bones.
American Pick(y Eat)ers
Real Recipes of Orange County
Big Bagel Theory
CSI: Calorie Scene Investigations
The Hot Dog Whisperer
South Pork
Slaw and Order
Chef Grey’s Anatomy of a Fine Dining Experience
Downtown Flabby
Fridge
Pretty Little Petits Fours
The Dairy Show with John Stewart
Boy Meets Burger
Law & Order: Fat Rights & Recourse
Sundae Night Live.
ButtonBusters
That 370’s Show
Ugly Brown Betty
As The Spit Turns
All My Desserts
Tyler Perry’s House of Pancakes
I Shouldn’t Be Alive
Sh!t My Dad Cooks.
Through The CornDog with Roseanna Barr
thirtyfivehundredsomething calories
SpongyAngelfood Cake in Stretch Pants
Survivor: Winchell’s House of Donuts
So You think You Can Eat
The Throat
The Slice is Right
Wheel of Fortune Cookies
Tougher in Baked Alaska
One Tree Hill (the episode where everyone is dressed as a jelly donut)
Lets Make a Meal
Top Jello Shots
Hollywood Lemon Squares
Hillbilly Ham Fishing
The People’s Food Court
Banan[z]a
FATS
In the grand tradition of NCIS
The 25,000 Calorie Pyramid
The Brady Brunch
The Flying Bun
I Dream Of Jelly
Pimp My Ground Beef
The Six Million Meal Man
Wheel of Cheese
Butterscotch Galactica
Cold Case Finds
The Grazing Race
Perry’s Mason Jar
Charlie’s Angel Food Cake
The Twilight Calzone
Welcome Back Cobbler
The Five Senses of Eating
Bananapudding Galactica
Pork and Mindy
I think you meant Cold Cuts Files.
Leave it to Butter
The Celebrity Apprentice Chef
Eight isn’t Enough
Friends (Over For Dinner)
Full Throttle Feasting
The Big Bacon Theory
Big Bones
Happy Glaze.
The Thirty Dozen
The Big Boned Theory
The Greatest American Hero Sandwich
19 Remotes And Counting
Buffet Trek
Buffet Trek: Next Helping
Buffet Trek: Deep Dish Pizza
The O’Reilly (Cheesecake) Factor(y)
Brie’s Company
The Special Seasoning Report with Brett Baierclaw
America’s Fattest Videos
Buffet Trek
My favorite episodes were “A Taste Of Armageddon” and “Bread And Circuses.”
Brie’s Company
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**golf clap**
Lost In Spätzle
H.A.S.H.
Monday Night Foodball
CouchBusters
Calorie Cops
Hoagie’s Heroes
Soul Food Train
The Hollywood Lemon Squares
The Hollywood Lemon Squares
Ahem.
https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2013/06/19/hhd-75/#comment-881545
The Lawrence Whelk Show
My favorite episodes were “A Taste Of Armageddon” and “Bread And Circuses.”
My favorite was the classic “The Trouble with Triple Layer Cakes”
Carbs in the Attic.
Flip This Burger
Oops, George, sorry!
Dumpling of Interest
Sons of Gluttons
Dumpling Who
Cream Acres
60 Minutes to Mealtime
Mystery Science Dumpling 3000
Who Wants To Eat A Millionaire
Meet The Sandwich Press
30 Rock Candy
The Dick And Dyke Show
Ooops – wrong network – that was pitched to OWN.
Starsky and Meatloaf
Shawarma & Greg
Ally McBacon
Starsky and Meatloaf
Didn’t they drive around in a red food truck?
Very Full House
Hardcandy & McCormick
Are You Being Served Enough?
Family Eclair
Fantasy Icing
The Dukes of Gizzards
Build It Bigger
*snickers*
The Sweets Of San Francisco
Crossing Jordan Almonds
Dawson’s Treats
Baklava 5
Here Comes Honey Bun Bun
Big People, Little World
Chowdown with Keith Olbermann
iCanoli
Pudding in the Middle
1000 Ways to Diet
We are all Irish now.
*hands Leon and MJ little green hats*
No need. Grandma’s maiden name was Fitzpatrick.
*polishes shillelagh*
The West Chicken Wing
The Rockford Filet
Gilligan’s Pie Land
Marcus Welby, Pastry Chef
The Munchsters
Creme
Seventh Helping
Roseanne
Prison Breakfast
WAAUUGH! I’ve been TRYING to come up with one using ‘pastry chef.’
*shakes fist at George*
Afternoon.
Spartacus: Blood and Ham
XXL Games
My Mother The Carb
WWF Snackdown
The X-Phyllo
3rd Hock from the Sun
Ugly Apple Brown Betty
Tart To Tart
The Wonder Bread Years
The Court-Boullion of Eddie’s Father
Justified in taking the last slice of pie.
Today I built four (4) of these:
http://tinyurl.com/bm49fw2
The Cabinet of Dr. Calamari
McHale’s Gravy
BJ & The Bearclaw.
Pictures Car in trying to catch up.
Name That Tuna
Pictures Car in trying to
catch upketchup.FTFY
The B.B.Q.
A Quinn Martin Confection
Fight Club Sandwich
Kolchak: The Night Saucier
Drop Dead Desserts
That was tiring.
That’s So Ravenous
Tiring but fun. Best thread we’ve had in a long time.
My Three Tons
Crap. I was at the Gym.
Watching “CSI – Chinese Buffet”
Watching “CSI – Chinese Buffet”
30 minutes later you want to watch another.
Watching “CSI – Chinese Buffet”
30 minutes later you want to watch another.
The episode was called “Who killed the cat?”
1-eatsfor-12
CHIPS
The Fall Down Guy
The Wide World of Sporks
Pizza of Interest
Hahaha
Blueberry Pie Bloods.
Eat The Press
The Wide World of Sporks
I love the opening of that show, where the diner skis off the buffet slope.
the thrill of victory, the agony of the meat
Game of Scones
I think George won that thread, but I am still laughing at Ice Cream Truckers.
Hoagie’s Heros
Mary Tyler More, Please
Glen Campbell’s Soup Hour
http://tinyurl.com/m7jd78k
The French Confection
Bananapudding Galactica
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Hahahahahaha.
Lonesome Dove Bar
The Maltese Milkballs.
http://smittenkitchen.com/blog/2013/05/lobster-and-potato-salad/
Deputy Hot Dawg
http://tinyurl.com/l5aetd4
HS, Vince Flynn’s first book didn’t include Mitch Rapp, but characters he introduced in Term Limits show up in later books.
What I did, Oso, is go to his wiki page. They list the Rapp books in order of publication, and the chronological order of the character.
So I’m starting with American Assassin.
Term Limits was an awesome book. First Flynn book I read. Almost yelled “HOOYA” on the plane while reading it.
Rather sad at his passing, but it was not unexpected.
>>>So I’m starting with American Assassin.
Bad idea.
Read them in the order he wrote them.
Much better that way
I have 9 of his books.
Yes, read them in order. American Assassin is better if you read it last.
James Gandolfini had died at 51.
has
You have inspired me to read them. I too had never heard of him before today. As far as which one first ill go in order. If the first one clicks I’ll read away. From the sounds of it here, they probably will.
As far as him dying, with a diagnosis of metastatic prostate CA, not unexpected. But in a guy that young—by no means an expected way to go. Guys that age (my age really) drop dead of a massive heart attack unexpectedly. Shit happens though. One of my colleagues passed three years ago with metastatic colon CA. He was a great Pulmonologist who left behind a wife and daughter of 14 years.
/ sigh
What Wiser and Jay said.
Who whacked him?
Better Off Fed.
His books aren’t deep, etc [writing critic off], but they are enjoyable easy reads, heightened by his pro- American spirit,etc. He was, and his characters, were unabashedly patriotic and heroic.
Sounds like a massive heart attack.
He didn’t look only 6 years older than me. Just saying.
unds like a massive heart attack.
I caught Massive Heart Attack open for the Stooges back in ’72.
Too soon?
He was 52 going on 53. The media is ….gasp…wrong.
James Gandolfini? Damn. I think he was younger than me.
*checks*
Yep. 2 years. I’m not the picture of health but he got larger.
I saw Lynyrd Skynyrd back in ’86 when their bass player was sick, so they borrowed the bassist from a local band called Myocardial Infarction.
Wiki……..Born: September 18, 1961 (age 51),
So the media reports it as fact.
I have a Massive Attack album. It’s the one with the theme from House on it.
Scott, they don’t teach calc in J school.
MJ, I’m feeling that I wanna do a half ironman.
What do you think?
I was told there would be no math on this blog.
MJ is busy watching a bunch of white guys with sticks chasing a black thing.
Yeah, born in Sept (like me) of 61. Me, 59. I can do that arithmetic. 2 years and 16 days younger than me. And roughly 120 pounds fatter than me
He probably did a lot more cocaine too.
He started off as a bouncer, bartender and bar manager.
If by a lot you mean “any” then yes.
Hey Dave, finally got my CHL in the mail. Now I gotta decide whether it’s worth carrying so I can defend myself if sumbody tries to steal my Doritos in the Tom Thumb parking lot.
Yes
Your lawyer would likely say no. Heh.
You studied all the legal stuff in the class, and you know law better than me, so I’m just pullin your leg. Welcome to the group of trusted citizens who are prepared to protect themselves and people they care about.
All kidding aside, what pushed me over to do it was when that asshole walked into a church in Ft. Worth during a youth revival and started gunning people down. I decided I’d be goddamned if I’d let that happen here without shooting back.
Have carried every Sunday since then.
Great. I know he was ancient but Slim Whitman died today too.
I have watched all the hockey I need to see.
Bruins by 2 or more.
Most of the white guys with sticks chasing pucks on the ice tonight are not US natives. Lots of Canadians and Eastern Europeans. And I was wondering why they looked distracted during the National Anthem.
wait…wrong B.
Did the Bruins uniforms look just like the Blackhawk’s about 10 years ago?
I am so confused.
When I was a kid my dad took me to Dallas Blackhawks hockey games. Don’t ask me why a guy from southwest Georgia ever cared about hockey. Tickets were 3 bucks and he could drink beer.
My favorite memory is this guy who had a rubber chicken on the end of a stick with some twine and he’d hold it out over the corner of the ice when there was a perceived chickenshit call.
Well, that and the beer.
Ok two favs.
Flynn?
DEAD!
Gandolfini??
DEAD!!
Whitman????
DEAD!!!
NIEDERWEYER?!?!?!?!?
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Vigoda?
Still alive.
http://www.abevigoda.com
When is game 7 of Heat-Spurs? I may watch that one if its a weekend night. Too many late nights don’t agree with my early wake ups.
Some Jr Hockey organization in Canada used to have Hockey Camp in Dallas. The boys would stay with different families for a few weeks. Really cute boys. Some spoke French. I can’t remember how we got our first player. I think it was because my Dad was a LL Baseball coach. Did I mention that really cute Canadian guys stayed at our house throughout the summer? We started going to the rink and watched them practice and play. I’ve been a hockey fan ever since. $20
Did anybody warn anybody else for the last time that there’s no running around the pool today?
Wow, 109F out there right now.
*debriefs and deshirts*
Did anybody warn anybody else for the last time that there’s no running around the pool today?
Ha ha ha ha, this is Scott.
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This sucker is broke good!
NEW POAT… we needed one anyways.